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Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date Update. The guy named Cody is

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update today and

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Speaker 1: he said his date was a disaster, but in his email,

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Speaker 1: he said, the girl that he met actually showed up

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Speaker 1: looking better than her profile picture. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: how anything could be a disaster after that, Cody, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing all right. How are you

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Speaker 1: guys doing? Okay, So your date was a disaster, it

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Speaker 1: was was it your fault? Cody? It was my fault? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know that's good. Find out more about that in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But first, tell us about the girl

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Speaker 1: you want to call, what's her name? Her name Natalie, Natalie?

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Speaker 1: And you said she actually showed up looking better than

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Speaker 1: her profile picture. That's rare. Yeah, I mean we met

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Speaker 1: on Tinder and I got to the bar early because

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be there to kind of scope out

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Speaker 1: a good place to wait and be ready. And she

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Speaker 1: walked through the door, and yeah, she looked even better

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Speaker 1: than she looked on Tinder. And did you act shocked

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Speaker 1: when you talked to her, like, oh my god? I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh man, you looked only old. Hey, But

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Speaker 1: that could have been a disaster. Like you are horribly

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Speaker 1: photogenic in person, way more beautiful okay, terrible pictures, not

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Speaker 1: at all. What was your actual interaction like, So she

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Speaker 1: came in, you know, she saw me. She came right over,

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Speaker 1: gave me like a big hug, and after I was

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Speaker 1: like immediately really nervous, like, okay, this is this is

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Speaker 1: too good to be true. Everything's got to go well.

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Speaker 1: And you know, we're like looking over his menu to

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Speaker 1: order a drink and she was like, you know, hey,

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Speaker 1: would you mind getting jello shots? WHOA right? So like, uh,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna turn down jello shots? This is really going grain.

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Speaker 1: So you're like doing jello shots and she's talking about

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Speaker 1: like family vacations to her family's lake house, and she's

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Speaker 1: you know, like really opening up right off the bad,

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Speaker 1: like she's talking about taking you to her family vacation

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Speaker 1: spot or just in general. She's talking about it in general,

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Speaker 1: but I felt like she would maybe going there. But plus,

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Speaker 1: you might have been drunk or something at that point.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a disaster at all, unless those

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Speaker 1: jello shots led to more jellow shots, which led to

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Speaker 1: other kinds of shots and then it became a disaster.

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Speaker 1: It was not a disaster at that point. But hang

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Speaker 1: with me, we're getting to the disaster part. So honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling like everything is going great. Right. She looks great.

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Speaker 1: She's opening it up about her family. Maybe she's going

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Speaker 1: to invite me to, you know, this lake house. We're

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Speaker 1: getting kind of drunk, and I start to notice this

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Speaker 1: few minutes, I'm like, oh, crap, it's me not Oh crap,

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Speaker 1: crap myself. You need to say I say that would

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Speaker 1: definitely be a bad thing to do on a date.

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Speaker 1: So you smelled, Yeah, I smelled. I don't get it,

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Speaker 1: like you farted or what. No bo I mean. I

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Speaker 1: plan on going to home map work to shower, but

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Speaker 1: work went a little too late. It was like one

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Speaker 1: of those in betweens were like, I had never enough

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Speaker 1: time to go home to shower, but I had more

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Speaker 1: than enough time to get to the bar. So I

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Speaker 1: took a walk there. Oh okay, so you're nice and

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Speaker 1: into all that it just was it was, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it was a hot mess. What'd you do? Just keep

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Speaker 1: your arms to your side the whole time. No, I

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Speaker 1: like wash my pits. Uh you know, walks a little

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Speaker 1: down there. So you took a little hook or shower bath, Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: if that sounds about right. And I used the hand

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Speaker 1: to sting down there. Will you put hand soap down there?

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Speaker 1: Like it just tried to splash water. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: he just decided to ditch all the clothes all together. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would have been a move. No. I came back

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Speaker 1: Modern toilets are all too powerful, almost like an outer

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Speaker 1: body experience hearing this crazy man talk about the toilet power. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what was her attitude at this point? Rightfully, so she's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I also thought that was probably the best decision, So

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we should totally reschedule. Look, honestly, I

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Speaker 1: I've reached out for her a few times and not shockingly,

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Speaker 1: I really screwed it up, like I would just like

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Speaker 1: to go on a second date. Okay, all right, Well

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Speaker 1: play a song and then come back and call her

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Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, it sounds good.

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Speaker 1: All right, hang good brooking jubil in the morning, Seate.

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Speaker 1: If you missed the first part of today's second date update,

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Speaker 1: dude named Cody is on the phone and he didn't

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Speaker 1: get intimate with his date on his first date, but

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Speaker 1: he did get intimate with a hand dryer. If you

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Speaker 1: missed it, Cody went out with this girl named Natalie.

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Speaker 1: He met her on Tinder. She showed up actually looking

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Speaker 1: heard from her since. Cody, you're ready to do the

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Speaker 1: second part of your second day update. I'm ready? And

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Speaker 1: are you wanted to be fully honest with her, because honestly,

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Speaker 1: like if you said, hey, you were really beautiful, I

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Speaker 1: I don't really want to get into that. I definitely

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Speaker 1: want you guys could be the one to say it, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, can you get on the phone, let's see

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Speaker 1: how it goes. I mean, she noticed that your pants

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Speaker 1: reason is better than making something up. You blame it

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Speaker 1: man and you're like battling a toilet. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing was just really bad. I'm just hoping

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Speaker 1: we can say it because she's a quality girl. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well we'll try. I'm a dollar phone him right now

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Speaker 1: here we go? All right, thank you? Hello, Hi, may

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Speaker 1: I speak to Natalie? Please? This is Natalie. Natalie. How

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm good, I'm sorry. Who is this Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, how can I help you? Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of the show before? Um? It sounds

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Speaker 1: a little familiar. I'm not sure exactly. The first thing

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Speaker 1: you feel like it, and then other than that, we

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Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody who does listen

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Speaker 1: to the show. Okay, So we do a segment on

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Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if

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Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then

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Speaker 1: end up not calling them back after they can email

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Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I think I have heard of this before.

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Speaker 1: It that like roses something to do with No No,

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Speaker 1: very similar though similar, but no, it's a little bit different.

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Speaker 1: But you went out with a dude named Cody, right,

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Okay, Well, Cody emailed us and we

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Speaker 1: He said that he liked you a lot, but he

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Speaker 1: also said that you're not calling him back. That is true, okay,

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Speaker 1: And Cody wants to know why. He had really nice

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Speaker 1: quality woman. Oh well, that's very nice. I don't know

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Speaker 1: exactly what to say. It was definitely one of the

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Speaker 1: mean by stranger? So he was definitely very sweaty, I guess,

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Speaker 1: with that guy? And he's like, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to switch pants with him. And the guy told you that, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is so weird. What did you think? I didn't

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Speaker 1: all kinds of things were creeping into my mind. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: bad for him? I did feel bad, Like what you do?

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Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting there, So what do you What

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Speaker 1: do you think happened while he was in there? I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he had an accident, like pooped himself

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, that's what you think happened. Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, I'm not promising anything. I just want to, like, like,

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