Speaker 1: Hello everyone there.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Andrew and it's Diamond.
Speaker 1: Hey, and this is also on the side. I actually
Speaker 1: like rely that's so, but you guys were just both
Speaker 1: part of it every episode, all the time. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to try to work this out, guys.
Speaker 2: A girl could dream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to give you guys more work
Speaker 1: to do. Amazing. By the way, Diamond, your awesome intern, Victoria, Yeah,
Speaker 1: came up to me today and said, is there anything
Speaker 1: I can do to help you? I was like, I've
Speaker 1: ever even asked these words.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then I told her when we get something going,
Speaker 1: it's this thing Andrew and I were kind of working on,
Speaker 1: then maybe she could help with that. I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll see, but that was really nice.
Speaker 2: That was really nice. She's really sweet. I like her.
Speaker 3: Also have an intern for the first time ever, and
Speaker 3: it just it's my equality of life. It's truly improved
Speaker 3: so much in such a short amount of time. I've yeah,
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: List all the things that you do in a day.
Speaker 1: If you can't, I know, there's like a million, but
Speaker 1: just typically like when you come into work, from the
Speaker 1: time you come into work. What do you do?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I people want to know. I upload all
Speaker 3: the little minisodes to the on demand feed. Okay, Diamond
Speaker 3: takes care of the full show. I take care of
Speaker 3: the titling. I then make sure to schedule all the
Speaker 3: podcasts for the week. I then do all the guest booking,
Speaker 3: sales stuff. Calendar invites just a lot of behind the
Speaker 3: scenes stuff that doesn't seem like it should be that much.
Speaker 3: But then you're just in the weeds of so much
Speaker 3: that just piles up over time.
Speaker 1: It is a lot of stuff. You also have your
Speaker 1: own podcasting company.
Speaker 2: Yes, where you do that stuff.
Speaker 3: It's a long day.
Speaker 1: Would we call you the head of our podcast network.
Speaker 3: Or kind of just working out all the podcasts that
Speaker 3: come on board. So I do sales calls for that
Speaker 3: to have to create all the sales materials that go
Speaker 3: out to this way we could try and start selling.
Speaker 2: These bad boys do a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oftentimes you forget to do the important things. I understand.
Speaker 3: I see your subtle shade, and I shall not reply.
Speaker 1: But now that you have your intern, what all is
Speaker 1: she's taking from you?
Speaker 3: So much stuff? I literally guest booking for all the
Speaker 3: different podcasts. I'm literally like, just Celia, help find a
Speaker 3: time instead of it having to all fall on me.
Speaker 3: You say you want a guess now, I tell Celia,
Speaker 3: go on IMDb pro fine the guest information, send the
Speaker 3: pitch email. And within a week she's now sending pitch
Speaker 3: emails like it's easy for her.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: I have a list by the way of people that
Speaker 1: I want love that. Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I will say though, the two of you came to.
Speaker 1: Me with an idea for a podcast, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe that could work. Cool, And then when I read
Speaker 1: the follow up email, they were like, well, they don't
Speaker 1: speak English, so a translator will be there. I said,
Speaker 1: that's not gonna work for me for a podcast to
Speaker 1: work through a translator. I would think you guys would
Speaker 1: have thought about that, but I understand you're busy.
Speaker 3: Again. It's one of those where it's like it seems
Speaker 3: fun and maybe it would bring some entertainment to your show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talking, you didn't know that it was a translator
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: I didn't, okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, did nobody read this email? What the
Speaker 1: fuck just happened? I mean, that's cool, but I just
Speaker 1: feel like for a podcast purposes. When this whole thing
Speaker 1: that you're doing is communicating with the people across the
Speaker 1: table from you, is a little weird to have someone interpret.
Speaker 3: Well. I've taught Celia email etiquette because she kept responding,
Speaker 3: and it's like natural. I did the same thing for
Speaker 3: years two, constantly responding back hey da da da and
Speaker 3: then responding back to the message and writing like a
Speaker 3: whole thing. I'm like, just go brief, literally answer the question,
Speaker 3: press send, that's it. She's like, so I don't need
Speaker 3: to say oh thanks diamond, da da da da. Like
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, just get to the point. Call it
Speaker 3: a day. And she's like, but it seems so cold
Speaker 3: and mean. I'm like that it's natural. That's what you're like,
Speaker 3: That's that's how people properte conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't waste my time. I actually recently read that
Speaker 1: one of the things a lot of billionaires had in
Speaker 1: common when searching through their email exchanges was very short responses.
Speaker 1: They don't waste their time over explaining things. And I've
Speaker 1: really tried to implement that myself, and I don't really
Speaker 1: care if I look.
Speaker 2: Like a dickhead. I don't think I've ever had good
Speaker 2: email etiquette. I'm always like, cool, great, I think thank you?
Speaker 2: What I overthink and I'm like, I'll have it in
Speaker 2: my drafts for like a day because I'm like, how
Speaker 2: many times have I come to you Andrew like is
Speaker 2: this too much? Is this too little? What should say?
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, because I just feel like I don't
Speaker 2: want to be mean. You know, hey, maybe I'm a
Speaker 2: billionaire at heart.
Speaker 1: I think it's a good mentality. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: mean at all. I actually am more frustrated when I
Speaker 1: have a long email. I'm like, why do I have
Speaker 1: to read all of these extra words? I was telling
Speaker 1: my friend this weekend, Hey, say less, literally, just say less.
Speaker 1: Don't give people if you have to. If you have
Speaker 1: to cancel a plan, just cancel the fucking plan. You
Speaker 1: don't have to tell them all the reasons why you're
Speaker 1: canceling the plan. Unless it's like a very good friend
Speaker 1: of yours, then I understand it. But there's something that's
Speaker 1: actually pretty big happening here that I was supposed to
Speaker 1: go to and I can't go, And I just wrote
Speaker 1: and said, hey, sorry, I'm not gonna be able.
Speaker 3: To make it. That's it power in less words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also like you're beholden to that person to
Speaker 1: give them all of these explanations about why you're living
Speaker 1: your life the way you want to live your life.
Speaker 3: No thanks, because get to the point press send call
Speaker 3: to day.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that. Yeah. The fact that people
Speaker 2: here make it seem as if other people's lives penned
Speaker 2: on what we do every day. I don't understand, Like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we know dead air is bad, but if there's like
Speaker 2: two seconds of dead air in between two different elements
Speaker 2: like a song and getting into the show, scary acts
Speaker 2: like he's gonna die and I'm like, okay, there was
Speaker 2: a pause, it's not that big of a deal. Like
Speaker 2: to you, I get it, and ideally you don't want
Speaker 2: pauses in between different elements. But at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, homeboy, nobody's gonna die. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: In his defense, he told me it's because in the
Speaker 3: nineties when Z one hundreds started, every single meter everything counted,
Speaker 3: and if there was dead air, like they were being
Speaker 3: like hounded on what's going on. That's when like the
Speaker 3: ratings really really like mattered. And so now he saw
Speaker 3: as that mentality that if like there's dead air, like
Speaker 3: somebody is watching him and it like terrifies him.
Speaker 1: Stuck in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean somebody is watching him at all times,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't mean that somebody is going to die.
Speaker 2: You know. I'm just like you. Okay, in error, we
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: Move on the way. I The only thing that I
Speaker 1: mildly relate to is when he pushes a button on
Speaker 1: the board and it doesn't fire. So that creates a
Speaker 1: couple of seconds, because that's an indicator of a bigger
Speaker 1: problem coming when Okay, now our buttons aren't working and
Speaker 1: we're gonna sound like shit. That part I understand. But
Speaker 1: just like a couple seconds of dead air, nobody gives
Speaker 1: a shit. Yeah, now, unless you're listening right now and
Speaker 1: you give a shit, then send us a message.
Speaker 3: Hey, well, you can have dead air on a podcast.
Speaker 3: Nobody will. Maybe you think it's a part of it, like, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: we're going to give you a quick minute to just reflect.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's all be quiet. Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't really either. And you know, did you know
Speaker 1: that on with our boards? Divan? You probably know this
Speaker 1: because you do overnights. Fun fact, if there's dead air
Speaker 1: for over a certain amount of time, if it just
Speaker 1: kicks off the next element whenever that next element is so,
Speaker 1: it'll better be something decent.
Speaker 2: But I think it's just music, right, It's just music.
Speaker 1: Typically, it's just music unless you've set up the logs
Speaker 1: your own way. I think we're talking about way too much.
Speaker 1: Soff people wont give a shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, right now, I.
Speaker 3: Have one thing I would like to bring up. Yes,
Speaker 3: there was somebody who came in for a podcast interview,
Speaker 3: not on your show, but they were pitched for your show.
Speaker 3: I turned it down, and I almost wish I didn't
Speaker 3: because the person was not it. And they had a
Speaker 3: book that came out. It maybe was one hundred pages.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm being too generous. This was like a coloring book,
Speaker 3: like no pictures, but just blank pages, just completely yes,
Speaker 3: all about where you fill in what your relationship is
Speaker 3: and a part of like with other people should be
Speaker 3: and could be, and like you responding to her questions
Speaker 3: in my head, we can just do that for like
Speaker 3: your podcast, where it's just like hey, here's Gandhi's workbook
Speaker 3: on how to make a podcast. The first line is
Speaker 3: like podcasts are fun, write out what your ideas are
Speaker 3: three pages of just lines. That is literally what her
Speaker 3: book was, but it would just be her giving dating tips,
Speaker 3: being like, I like going on fun places on dates,
Speaker 3: right out where you like to go on dates.
Speaker 1: That's a genius way to become a published author.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sixty pages.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred a second ago, Andrew sixty.
Speaker 3: I'm being generous. It's on your desk. You could see
Speaker 3: the book if you want. Sixty pages.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I wonder who this person was. Can you
Speaker 1: say their name?
Speaker 3: I'd rather not on this podcast. She's a relationship person.
Speaker 3: Life coach as well. Life coaching is another scam. Let
Speaker 3: me tell you that.
Speaker 1: I want to know what I've realized about life coaching.
Speaker 3: I like life coaching. There's two different coachings mental health coaching. Yes,
Speaker 3: I've noticed that there is the pipeline unemployed to life coach. Pipeline,
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: And typically it is unemployed athlete to life coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes unemployed entrepreneur to life coach. And I understand where
Speaker 1: it comes from because I was watching a ridiculous series.
Speaker 1: It was like about social media murders.
Speaker 2: Oh excuse me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy killed this girl. As long story, his
Speaker 1: name is ash Armond. He won San Diego, No, he
Speaker 1: lived in Vegas. He was like an esque or. He
Speaker 1: ended up getting drunk with power off of his social
Speaker 1: media presence, and then he started dating this woman. He
Speaker 1: was really popular, and then they broke up and he
Speaker 1: sort of fell off. She started dating someone else. He
Speaker 1: like lost his mind. He ended up killing another woman. However,
Speaker 1: after he kind of fell off social media wise because
Speaker 1: he broke up with the first one. He became a
Speaker 1: life coach and he was trying to tell people how
Speaker 1: you find zen and the best ways to work out
Speaker 1: your body, and how mind, body and solar all connected
Speaker 1: and all of that is true. And I don't think
Speaker 1: that these people are saying anything that's crazy, but I
Speaker 1: think you get to that point from a lot of
Speaker 1: rocky things happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for it's more motivational coaching. I would say it's
Speaker 3: not life coaching. It's more motivational where it's just like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, you just got to grind it out, Like
Speaker 3: the grind is worth the struggle when you can make
Speaker 3: like millions are because that's my that's my motivational coach voice.
Speaker 3: And if you guys want, just like sign up at
Speaker 3: the link below and you can start trading stocks on
Speaker 3: my platform.
Speaker 2: Rh don't get me started.
Speaker 3: That's the grind mindset. Baby.
Speaker 2: Where are these guys now? In twenty twenty, they were
Speaker 2: living large? Okay, I don't think we understood like or
Speaker 2: people weren't putting it together. They weren't really making money.
Speaker 2: They were scamming off of the government, these PPP loans.
Speaker 2: They were out here out in the streets when no
Speaker 2: one else was outside. And now where are they locked
Speaker 2: up in jail or in the house.
Speaker 1: Because if there's one thing it's gonna do, come get
Speaker 1: their money back, damn always always. Yeah, well, thank you
Speaker 1: for bringing that to the table.
Speaker 3: Andrew, no problem, Yeah, I think I might do the
Speaker 3: motivational coaching right if this all doesn't work out for meself. Hey, guys,
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Speaker 1: had something you want to bring to the table, by
Speaker 1: the way, you're all ready at this point, like twelve
Speaker 1: minutes into this podcast, probably wondering why the fuck are
Speaker 1: we still talking. We haven't gotten to a guest. It's
Speaker 1: a vacation podcast. We're trying something new, Yeah, Minis, we
Speaker 1: want to do mini sodes where it's just the three
Speaker 1: of us talking and having a good time. Because we
Speaker 1: got an overwhelmingly positive response to that.
Speaker 2: Wow, I love that for us.
Speaker 3: Extra saucy Epps.
Speaker 1: Extra saucy like that. What did you want to bring
Speaker 1: to the table today?
Speaker 2: Oh? I wanted to know if typos on a post
Speaker 2: ruin the post, so like if it's a birthday post
Speaker 2: or in this case, my example would be a Father's
Speaker 2: Day post. I'd posted for my father on Father's Day
Speaker 2: and I wrote Happy father Day instead of Father's Day.
Speaker 2: And I was a little embarrassed, so I'm like, you
Speaker 2: know what, let me delete it. Whatever. I deleted it,
Speaker 2: and I thought, well, instead of posting something else with
Speaker 2: another typo, let me just go look for an old
Speaker 2: post that I'd posted of him, like years ago, and
Speaker 2: just repost that. Nobody's gonna know. Well, Andrew, guess what
Speaker 2: I did. I posted a happy Birthday post.
Speaker 1: A fun air and I didn't know no. Nobody would
Speaker 1: have known no.
Speaker 2: But then didn't even recognize it until my best friend
Speaker 2: wrote me. She's like, Diamond, it's Father's Day night, his birthday.
Speaker 2: Take the shit the fuck down.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yep, sorry, I have a perma fucked up
Speaker 4: post that is living on my page right now because
Speaker 4: I made this whole reel from my best friend because
Speaker 4: I missed her baby shower, so we went and surprised
Speaker 4: her in San Diego, like popped up on her.
Speaker 1: She had no idea we were coming. I put together
Speaker 1: this whole reel and in it, I fucking typed. I
Speaker 1: missed her wedding shower. It was her baby shower. And
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone really gives a shit or cares,
Speaker 1: but it drives me nuts and it needs to give
Speaker 1: you away.
Speaker 2: To edit this stuff. They have to.
Speaker 1: I don't have to look like an idiot forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, AI tools really should be able to
Speaker 3: fix that easily.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about AI for a second.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, because we just diverted.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying there's so much shit that AI
Speaker 1: could be doing that is like amazing stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: all of these medical breakthroughs. How I watched a little
Speaker 1: robot perform a surgery on a kernel of corn, open,
Speaker 1: stitch it back together. Like that's the kind of stuff
Speaker 1: we're here for. Yet AI is out there making flower
Speaker 1: crowns for people and helping you change your fucking Facebook picture?
Speaker 1: Who cares about that?
Speaker 2: Have you seen that? Moms over fifty are literally losing
Speaker 2: their shit on Facebook over these AI generated photos that
Speaker 2: don't look at anything like them. I'm like, and you
Speaker 2: guys talked about filters, Are you fucking kidding me? This
Speaker 2: is insane? I feel like that's the Oh.
Speaker 1: No, influencers are huge on filters, but I feel like
Speaker 1: moms they use the shit out of filters. Oh they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it looks just like me and Facebook.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a there's a woman who was
Speaker 2: on Mob Wives, Renee, I can't remember. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you don't look anything like it is insane, Renee. Praying
Speaker 2: for you girl, because you have some real life issues.
Speaker 2: If you think that posting these pictures is okay, she
Speaker 2: looks crazy.
Speaker 3: That's delusional.
Speaker 1: What about the girl I want on this podcast more
Speaker 1: than any other podcast, Aubrio.
Speaker 2: Her Empire.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I think that her response to
Speaker 1: what the fuck who is this person that you're posting
Speaker 1: was pretty great and she was like, this is a
Speaker 1: place of make believe and I curate my page to
Speaker 1: be what I want it to be, basically like art,
Speaker 1: so just look at this as art and not reality.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, good point, she's a lunatic.
Speaker 3: That's genius.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just love that she was posting from Balie
Speaker 1: and she was like down the Jersey shorears right.
Speaker 3: Or it was like clearly cropped around her, and then
Speaker 3: she just put herself on like a swing. It was amazing,
Speaker 3: the most random place, like Bali is beautiful, ma'am.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, because we decided for the mini sols, we're gonna
Speaker 1: make him like fifteen minutes, we're already well past the
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Oh okay, and I still have a couple
Speaker 1: ask me anythings, shure we do them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: Where do we start? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think this won'll be fun because I actually I
Speaker 1: don't think I know the answers for you guys, who
Speaker 1: are your celebrity crushes.
Speaker 2: This is hard for me, why because I don't have
Speaker 2: a current one. Carmelo Anthony used to be my celebrity crush.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, said that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well he was a chubster. I love
Speaker 2: a chubby man. I love it. Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2: You look like you ate growing up. I love that
Speaker 2: for you. I love it. But then he lost weight
Speaker 2: in what like twenty twelve or something like. That's all
Speaker 2: downhills for him. Since then, I'm just saying, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Well, you only dated chubby man.
Speaker 2: Maybe at this point. Really no, I just skinny men.
Speaker 2: Just laugh. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Skinny.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Brandon's though, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: He's still skinny. I lo like at him sometimes I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself. He irritates me because I'll be like
Speaker 1: working out hard and he knows, like I'll go to
Speaker 1: the jail and I actually put an effort, and when
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, should we do five or should we
Speaker 1: do ten, I'll say let's do ten. I hate it,
Speaker 1: brand yeah, Andy, and he gets really mad about it.
Speaker 1: Brandon will be sitting there eating a cupcake, watching me
Speaker 1: sweat to death, and he's like, only to do It's
Speaker 1: like twenty thirty suit ups, You'll be fun. I'm like
Speaker 1: I'll kill you. That's not how it works for women.
Speaker 1: That is definitely not how it works for me. Eat
Speaker 1: your damn cupcake.
Speaker 2: You see chubby men, they understand, they understand. They're like, no,
Speaker 2: we'll do better next time. We could go for a
Speaker 2: walk together. I'm like, you see, you get it, you
Speaker 2: get me. Well, you don't have enough meat on your
Speaker 2: boones either, Andrew. I like it. I like a little bounce.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, has been working.
Speaker 2: Okay, goodbye, thanks.
Speaker 1: All muscle everything. Let me tell you, Andrew has weird strength.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many people read of Mice and Men,
Speaker 1: but like Lenny from of Mice and Men, absolutely crush
Speaker 1: the mouse because he was like a love it's a watch.
Speaker 1: That's Andrew.
Speaker 3: I also have cuteness aggression. So the two things mixed together.
Speaker 3: I am Lenny. I know that about myself.
Speaker 2: Oh that's how you killed the hamster.
Speaker 3: I never killed the hamster. That's a made up story
Speaker 3: by Yeah, and it's all a lie. And he keeps
Speaker 3: adding stuff to the story. And it was a joke.
Speaker 3: It was it wasn't. I can't I.
Speaker 1: Can't tell me. I hear the story. There's a new
Speaker 1: more horrific detail than before.
Speaker 3: Adding things to it. And then people are just.
Speaker 2: Like, ha ha, you killed the hamster just by squeezing
Speaker 2: it with your hands. You were so excited.
Speaker 3: Mind you this. It's not excited, it's just more. Plus.
Speaker 3: I don't find hamster's cute. They're so cute. No, they're not.
Speaker 3: They're little rodents. No, but like Jackie's dog, Like I want.
Speaker 2: To squeeze it, You're gonna kill Luna.
Speaker 3: Jackie tells me to be gentle. Yeah, as a kid,
Speaker 3: my parents to go do nice.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, okay, so your celebrity crush you
Speaker 1: used to be Carmelo Anthony and now there's nobody. There's
Speaker 1: no celebrity.
Speaker 2: You look at and you're like, what, no, sir, I
Speaker 2: used to think. I used to think that Travis Kelsey
Speaker 2: was cute. It may have been the girlfriend effect, yeah,
Speaker 2: because now I don't know if it's my hate for
Speaker 2: Taylor or if it's just like the fact that he
Speaker 2: doesn't have a black girlfriend anymore. I'm like, go away,
Speaker 2: We're moving on. That little mustache that he did last summer.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse than a mustache.
Speaker 3: It's like a porn stash is disgusted. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Something about that mustache actually strikes a little fear into
Speaker 1: my heart because typically the people who have said mustache
Speaker 1: don't like people that look like me.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, yep, you pretty much pretty much pretty much,
Speaker 2: ye yep, I think.
Speaker 3: They're just okay.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I was speaking of Travis Kelcey and he
Speaker 1: pops up on the screens outside of studio.
Speaker 3: I think that's from the award show. I lost my award.
Speaker 1: At at least you are nominated, exactly being nominated.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna war nominated podcast. Who is your celebrity car
Speaker 3: it's Rosalia I love? Really yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say Lenadl Right, No,
Speaker 1: I don't find.
Speaker 3: Her attractive at all. Actually I find Rosalie very attractive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about Rosalie gets you just.
Speaker 3: Think it's like, I don't know, oh, I just I
Speaker 3: just think she's beautiful. She is very exactly cooking.
Speaker 2: Andrew loves a spicy latina. That's it.
Speaker 3: I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: Has she gotten lip injections or is this not her?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: How are you spelling Rosa Leiot like Rosa Leah?
Speaker 2: Okay, so look at.
Speaker 3: That's her picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's that and then there's that.
Speaker 3: Well, whatever it is, it's working both ways.
Speaker 2: Well, well, well, Andrew, get out.
Speaker 1: Andrew loves himself a brown girl. We don't for Andrew.
Speaker 3: What is your celebrity crush, Connie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could name so many. Jason Momoa.
Speaker 1: I fucking love him. He looks like a big dumb idiot,
Speaker 1: and that is kind of a thing. Oh, he's also
Speaker 1: just so handsome and I know none of Wait, you
Speaker 1: watch Game of Thrones, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I watched up until the Red Wedding, and then I said,
Speaker 3: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: For me, right, you just wanted to watch the Red Wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when he was cal Drogo, I mean, that is
Speaker 1: a handsome fucking man.
Speaker 3: He is hunky, I'll give you that much, chunky.
Speaker 1: And then also this is like a little like little
Speaker 1: kid's side of me who was obsessed with him, eminem.
Speaker 1: I know he's not attractive. I am aware he's not
Speaker 1: a physically attractive man. However, if he walked by the
Speaker 1: studio right now, I would probably break the glass to
Speaker 1: run through, and I like hug him.
Speaker 3: Did he get hair plugs because his hairline? Let me
Speaker 3: tell you something, I think he looked better with like
Speaker 3: the bleach blonde hair like he is one of the
Speaker 3: only people I could say could pull that off because
Speaker 3: with that hairline he has, now it's bad. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It looks like spray painted hair.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Caline Eminem just always strikes me. He
Speaker 2: has this face of like the face of someone who
Speaker 2: just woke up. All the time, he just looks so weird.
Speaker 3: I can see eyes, you know, Steve is Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he always looks like he's like kind of tired.
Speaker 1: As a side note to Eminem, there's a guy named
Speaker 1: Devin Sawah. Oh, he played Stan in the stand video.
Speaker 1: I have a crush on him too, But now he
Speaker 1: follows me on Instagram and I feel really excited. If
Speaker 1: you have total eleven year old me, Devin saw I
Speaker 1: was gonna follow you, I would have been like, I
Speaker 1: could just die. My life is complete.
Speaker 2: Did you cry when you saw the follow?
Speaker 1: No? But I did screenshot and I circled and I
Speaker 1: sent it to like three people I was friends with
Speaker 1: them out of eleven, like remember how oh my.
Speaker 2: God, gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then also just sheerly from a physical standpoint, Idris
Speaker 1: Alba if he were to walk by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cute. The accent does it?
Speaker 1: The accent, it's an accent, and it's just the way
Speaker 1: he carries himself. There's a certain swagger to him that
Speaker 1: I'm like, hello lady.
Speaker 2: And finding out that he was a DJ to me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow.
Speaker 3: A DJ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite workout songs.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a song called boasty.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I love that song. Yeah, he used to
Speaker 2: be a DJ. I had no clue. I think he
Speaker 2: still does it sometimes he did he I think he
Speaker 2: DJ and Meghan and Harry's wedding, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: He says it in that song and both DJ asked
Speaker 2: Meghan and you right?
Speaker 3: And I have one question, Yes, this is just about
Speaker 3: other professions of people. Well, it's actually two questions. First,
Speaker 3: Rick Ross, is he your type?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not Number one. He's a loser. Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 2: There's no other way around it. I think we need
Speaker 2: to start calling in out when they exhibit loser behavior,
Speaker 2: no matter how much money they have, Like you're arguing
Speaker 2: on social media? You he finds like pleasure in arguing
Speaker 2: with people on social media. I feel like that's such
Speaker 2: a los Yeah. Like trolls. Why would I ever date
Speaker 2: a troll? And also he is too large for me.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a there's a cap baby, there's a Capross.
Speaker 2: I don't like that either, because honey, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to upset my big fellas, but I
Speaker 2: can't call it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know for you as well.
Speaker 3: Hell well, he keeps going on weight watchers and I
Speaker 3: just want to know, Yes, nothing is happening.
Speaker 2: But when Nicki Minaj said it in her song, he
Speaker 2: was upset. You know, I don't have the time make
Speaker 2: choice to be in their feelings. Okay, I can't, I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: The second question I had was Rick Ross the prison
Speaker 3: guard part.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Because I never really got the full story of direction
Speaker 3: he was. He was so basically he was a corrections officer.
Speaker 3: They found out in the rap field and we're like, hey,
Speaker 3: so why are you rapping now? Is that his thing?
Speaker 2: Well, like, I just think Quicks is up on the
Speaker 2: things that he was doing as a corrections officer. But
Speaker 2: it's out there right like people.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that anything's for sure been confirmed,
Speaker 1: but there have been a lot of rumorsiness, nastiness. Even
Speaker 1: I know that one you guys, that's from the Real Housewives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he he alleges that he was up to
Speaker 1: a lot of shit, or people allege that he was
Speaker 1: up to a lot of shit.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows what that statute of limitations is and
Speaker 1: if he gives get in trouble.
Speaker 3: I just don't know his backstory enough.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have one enough. I'm telling you. The person
Speaker 2: who's going to tell his story is his baby mother,
Speaker 2: t Camp Oh ma'am. She called it, you big bitch.
Speaker 2: I love it, love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: By the way, Ta Kemp is coming out with a
Speaker 1: reality show. Of course it is gonna be on the
Speaker 1: Zoos Network with Tokyo Tony and who's the.
Speaker 2: Third there's another person, blue faces mom, So it's yeah,
Speaker 2: it's her Black China's mom and Blue Face's mom, Clarissa Carl.
Speaker 1: All three of them are certified bad shit crazy. I mean,
Speaker 1: we all know Tokyo Tony, who every now and then
Speaker 1: has a little oil singer that makes me laugh. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the three of them together, One, I can't imagine how
Speaker 1: many fights are going to get into, Oh for sure. Two,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to imagine it because I will never
Speaker 1: and I mean ever, ever support the Zoos network.
Speaker 2: I've always said that in support and also you don't
Speaker 2: have to because they post everything in long forms on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, thanks, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Hot trash, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That reunion though, oh my god.
Speaker 2: She she was canceled a little bit. She was canceled. Uh,
Speaker 2: there were multiple things that happened. The thing that I
Speaker 2: like that's most like more fresh in my mind is
Speaker 2: when she had the braxtems on. She didn't force Tamar
Speaker 2: Braxton to come out and talk about the things that
Speaker 2: was done that were done to her as a child
Speaker 2: that her mother and sisters didn't know about. But you know, she,
Speaker 2: I guess, fostered that environment for her to talk about it.
Speaker 2: And it was not It was not good. Oh it
Speaker 2: was not good. Okay, it was bad.
Speaker 3: I love that show though, and I love Ianlas, so
Speaker 3: I'll forgive her.
Speaker 2: I'll talk about the fact that she gave you the
Speaker 2: church hand. Didn't she give you the church hand? When
Speaker 2: she came up?
Speaker 3: She did felt good.
Speaker 1: First of all, I think you might need to explain
Speaker 1: to a lot of people who she is.
Speaker 3: Oh so she's on was on the own network. She's
Speaker 3: probably seen many memes of her. She was a coach.
Speaker 1: My dad's been saying his whole life.
Speaker 3: She would have people come to her house in Atlanta
Speaker 3: and would just yell at people, give them the hard truth.
Speaker 2: It was my life.
Speaker 3: Yes. So it would be like, hey, I have had
Speaker 3: issues with my baby mama and she's blocking me from
Speaker 3: seeing my son. So she'd them all in a room
Speaker 3: and be like, hey, you need to get your act
Speaker 3: together because it's a right for the child.
Speaker 1: So kind of she's a life coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she would just yeah, I found it to
Speaker 3: be the best hard truths and it was ten out
Speaker 3: of ten. Sometimes it was a little bit extra where
Speaker 3: they'd be like I can't because I have so much
Speaker 3: baggage in my life that you would be like where
Speaker 3: this backpack. Put these stones in the backpack and that's
Speaker 3: how much you're holding on to all this. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: would make them like walk five miles like with these backpacks.
Speaker 2: Extra this extra.
Speaker 3: It was great, great show.
Speaker 1: Okay, so last question before we wrap this fifteen minute
Speaker 1: show up that's now thirty, when's the last time either
Speaker 1: of you went to church to actually go to church?
Speaker 1: Because Andrew and I are going to a church. I
Speaker 1: think tomorrow. Yeah, but not like to attend church. When's
Speaker 1: the last time you attended church?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Pre COVID, I would go to Bible study every Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, I loved it. I loved it. It
Speaker 2: was so much fun. Why'd you stop COVID? Well over now,
Speaker 2: Oh they don't do.
Speaker 3: Do they?
Speaker 2: No, they don't do the Bible studies in person anymore.
Speaker 2: I think they changed it. And then also, like just
Speaker 2: going to church is like okay, I could watch it
Speaker 2: okay on my phone, you know, like you know what about.
Speaker 1: You, Andrew?
Speaker 3: Let me think, like funerals don't count, no.
Speaker 1: Like a church service, Like you attended a church service.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot of years. Yeah, yeah, And I
Speaker 3: went to Catholic school for like most of my life
Speaker 3: up until college.
Speaker 1: So as an adult, I have one friend who regularly
Speaker 1: attends church, one out of all of them. And I
Speaker 1: just I'm very surprised by it because I have a
Speaker 1: lot of people who are spiritual and religious. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: just none of them actually go to church. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I really never attended a church service, like
Speaker 1: as a service, but my mom drives me a temple
Speaker 1: all the time, which I think is hilarious, and I
Speaker 1: go because she wants me to. You know, that's nice,
Speaker 1: have some type of goodwill with oh Lord, the people
Speaker 1: around us, then the women, whatever, the gods, godsses nature.
Speaker 1: She's like, you are coming to the temple.
Speaker 2: Bracelet Okay, cool, you guys should go to church with me.
Speaker 3: I would love to. I said this from the again.
Speaker 2: Kind to go to a black church for the longest.
Speaker 3: I think that, girlfriend, I think that would be so
Speaker 3: much fun because Catholic masses, at least the ones that
Speaker 3: I have been to and the ones that we had
Speaker 3: in high school, middle school, you name it, it's just
Speaker 3: so somber and it's so depressing. It's like we worship you.
Speaker 3: It's not fine Like I want energy. I don't want
Speaker 3: Hillsong type energy where it's like you are the one,
Speaker 3: Like I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I want like.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he's like, fucking all the constituents.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Let's talk about not the name
Speaker 2: drop wow wow wow, I love it. No, you need
Speaker 2: to come to a black church. I'm telling you, it's
Speaker 2: a party.
Speaker 3: I would love a party. That's how it should be.
Speaker 3: That's how people would want to go to church instead
Speaker 3: of making it depressing and like you f up every day,
Speaker 3: so now you have to praise somebody to like absolve
Speaker 3: you of all your sins on a daily basis. Like
Speaker 3: it's it's also very heavy metal because it's like this
Speaker 3: is their blow, this is the body. Are you metal?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Like you go to like a Metallica show and it's
Speaker 3: like it just feels like it's like gothicy like metal,
Speaker 3: but instead it's just like, no, it's depressing.
Speaker 1: You want to be more like what R and B fun?
Speaker 3: Just fun? Give me something fun?
Speaker 2: He wants Kirk Franklin, who does you stomp out of ten?
Speaker 2: My grandmother actually she hates him.
Speaker 1: Well, he was a little he got into his his
Speaker 1: own way too, he wasn't he like addicted to porn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: We love a pastor that God forgives. That's true. But
Speaker 1: also when people say all the time God forgives, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't Your grandma does not dot Oh yeah no.
Speaker 2: She's She's like, that's not spiritual music. I'm my girl.
Speaker 2: You in the nineties, we in the twenty twenties and
Speaker 2: whatever beyond. Okay, girl, we don't have time for that
Speaker 2: slow old rance Alan group music. Wait, until I'm going
Speaker 2: to play you guys some some rants Alan group, that
Speaker 2: Oldest God Bless the Dead.
Speaker 1: But Alan counts like a like a defect of a chromosome.
Speaker 3: Well listen, or it also sounds like an American Idol
Speaker 3: winner in the past five years.
Speaker 2: Everybody, it's sad music. I'm like, please get me out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 1: Well perfect it. Well I was gonna say we should
Speaker 1: have something for the burn book, but I feel like
Speaker 1: we just burned seventeen people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't really need to do that.
Speaker 1: It's been fun, y'all.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of pepper to this one. There
Speaker 3: was a lot of pepper to this extra saucy episode.
Speaker 1: Nice up in here. If people want to find you
Speaker 1: on Instagram, how do they do?
Speaker 2: A Diamond at Diamond Sincere on Instagram and Twitter? You
Speaker 2: are at Diamond Sincere Underscore.
Speaker 3: Andrew at Andrew Pug on Instagram. It's the only place
Speaker 3: I'm at.
Speaker 1: Did I? I didn't see you recently? Get on threads.
Speaker 3: I've been on threads. Nobody follows anybody on threads. I've
Speaker 3: realized I hate social media discourse on Twitter and now
Speaker 3: threads because it's just the most like insane takes that
Speaker 3: they just are waiting for someone to pick up and
Speaker 3: like a Washington Post to be like, see everyone's talking
Speaker 3: about it. It's like, no, you're the only one who
Speaker 3: thinks this random opinion, and you found five other goofballs
Speaker 3: to like your stupid post.
Speaker 1: So you'll only find Andrew on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a happy place.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm really only on Instagram too. At Baby Hot Sauce,
Speaker 1: allegedly the band has been lifted. Okay, we will find
Speaker 1: the fuck out.
Speaker 3: What is the phrase? God is?
Speaker 4: God is?
Speaker 2: Oh my God, God is good all the time, all
Speaker 2: the time and all the time. God all right, Candice,
Speaker 2: amazing everybody, Bye bye,