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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this time your

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Speaker 1: holst Kevin Pollock. Yest that Kevin poll Well, if you

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Speaker 1: want to be certain, look under the bed. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemist show we know particular to. Please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Joey Greer. Hello, joe the magical toe. Have you

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Speaker 1: noticed how many people are saying nothing about you? What's

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Speaker 1: fucking upsetting? Right? Yeah, I can't tell you how much

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Speaker 1: I go to people's homes, so you can tell me. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I go to a lot of people's homes. Okay, I canvass.

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Speaker 1: I talked to people on the street and it's like

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Speaker 1: I'm not there. I honestly believe I'm a ghost. I

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Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. Please say hello to Caroline Carter, Mrs

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Speaker 1: c Please summarize Joey Greer in the loving words a

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Speaker 1: less um, Oh brother, what freaky man? Thank you perfectly

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Speaker 1: done and counted out, which we appreciate. Look beyond the

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Speaker 1: hash Browns, it's James Heeney Jackson, Jimmy Hohon. Do you

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Speaker 1: do you time? Do you have time to write us?

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Speaker 1: A quick essay on the Joys of Joey Greer? A

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Speaker 1: quick essay on the joys of I would tell you

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Speaker 1: there's no no can you write a quick essay on

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Speaker 1: right now? Yeah? I was going to participate in the

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Speaker 1: episode on oral essay Okay, yes, yes, I'm starting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hell yes, it's Chris Alvarado. Alvarado, hold the toast. If

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Speaker 1: you looked in the mirror first thing tomorrow morning and

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Speaker 1: it was Joey Greer staring back, what's the first thing

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Speaker 1: you would do? I'd screamed the word downgrade. Wow, you

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Speaker 1: know what people are talking about me. I'll take it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's doing damn show. As always, a special

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Speaker 1: thanks to all of our patron v i P members,

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Speaker 1: like the annual monthly cast Hang at my Place, which

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Speaker 1: the latest one will be up there posted soon, right James, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course. Head over to page you in dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Alchemy. This. Most of our scenes Toda Air gather

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Speaker 1: I just don't think actually, I think Kevin does not

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Speaker 1: like when he hears you say that. It just not helps.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing the best I can to pronounce it. See

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Speaker 1: number one today come from Patreon. V I P. Shane

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Speaker 1: who wrote who wrote Okay, okay, okay. I finally broke.

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Speaker 1: I bought v I P S so I can finally

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Speaker 1: have a chance of getting my suggestion in. I sent

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Speaker 1: it in an email months ago, but I'm sure it

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Speaker 1: got lost in the probably endless amounts, endless, endless amounts

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Speaker 1: you get. I am a die hard Heeny fan and

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Speaker 1: have been against day one. I feel bad for him

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Speaker 1: when he's picked on, and I know it's out of love,

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Speaker 1: but I can help imagine what would happen and if

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Speaker 1: somebody finally put Heeney over the edge, which leads me

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Speaker 1: to my suggestion. After constantly being the butt of everyone's joke,

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Speaker 1: James finally breaks it on the studio during a recording

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Speaker 1: of Alchemy. This he takes their crew hostage and gives

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Speaker 1: them his list of demands. Maybe he will finally get

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Speaker 1: the respect he truly deserves. I really hope this gets through.

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Speaker 1: Love you, guys, and thank you for helping me get

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Speaker 1: through countless nights and my old night shift job, and

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Speaker 1: thanks for making it so I'm unable to fall asleep

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Speaker 1: without this podcast playing as background noise. Huh it ended

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Speaker 1: on a weird kind of thing. Much love, We finish

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Speaker 1: it nice, Shane? Uh sorry, So who are we waiting on?

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Speaker 1: Just h Craig Kakowski? Uh? And I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, we're super happy happy here. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: James isn't here. We had to kind of take a

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Speaker 1: little sobbat we will get a little too. Never mind

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Speaker 1: how it got. It's just he's not here today. How

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Speaker 1: about that? Get dad thumbs up from Doug and hold on.

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Speaker 1: Let me I got a call from my agent. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It looks like no what the phone is not you

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Speaker 1: know what it looks like where you are right? It

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Speaker 1: is not on? That is so weird. Okay, so how

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Speaker 1: do we want to do that? Same bit? Last time

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Speaker 1: I was a guest on this, I don't remember. That's crazy,

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Speaker 1: all right? Everybody fucking every three wait wait, wait, welcome

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Speaker 1: back down because you guys Ken Yeah, Kevin, this isn't

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Speaker 1: happening like the way you think it is. Everybody stepped back.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anybody didn't turn on any sirens. It's

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Speaker 1: goddamn honesty man. Okay, now, switch blade the noise of

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Speaker 1: the first one, Joe, we come up first here, come

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Speaker 1: closer to what? Yeah? Sure, okay, what's James? Switchblade next

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Speaker 1: to your throat? How does it feel cold? Actually warm?

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Speaker 1: And was in my pocket? It was like ship. Well

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Speaker 1: it was in my pocket. I'm gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: my don't you respect me? Come back over, Come back

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Speaker 1: over here, Kevin, come James, what do anybody you know

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Speaker 1: what I need? I listened to the podcast from when

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Speaker 1: I wasn't here the other day, and you guys made

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Speaker 1: fun of me. What do you mean, James, We made

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Speaker 1: fun of you differently than we do to your face. Well,

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Speaker 1: I thought, to my face. In fact, I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: heard it in the car. And I wasn't there to

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Speaker 1: defend my mom with, you know, at the time. But

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Speaker 1: my cousins, and listen, listen, James, if it makes you

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Speaker 1: feeling better. You're getting a lot of sympathy love sympathy

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Speaker 1: people right in your their favorite because they felt bad

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Speaker 1: for you, and that's must be nice. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: down until I feel like we're on the same page.

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Speaker 1: Do you have demands? Yeah, I have demands. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: start with numbers. Did you even say look, that's true thing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you even say hi to our guest today? We

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Speaker 1: got you know what, Caroline? I am so sorry that

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Speaker 1: you had to be here for this pose. Don't I

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Speaker 1: just kind of removed the chair from don't Carolineline, Caroline

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Speaker 1: when she gets back in here. No one's leaving this room, period.

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Speaker 1: What it is about? What is this about? What do

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Speaker 1: you think this is about? Coffee? Yeah? Just one uh

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Speaker 1: of a coffee. Okay, okay, I have to put beans

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Speaker 1: have to put beans in it. No, I I have

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Speaker 1: to know and I'm telling you I don't. So then

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Speaker 1: just forget I said water. I see you have bottled

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Speaker 1: waters here. I'll take one of those and just a

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Speaker 1: black coffee. Please, huh badge, please, you could just wander

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Speaker 1: around the check antinge. I heart Media Studios. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't I have my I D I have my driver's license,

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Speaker 1: I have New York drivers. I thought she was part

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Speaker 1: of the company. I didn't. I didn't mean to serve her. Hey,

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Speaker 1: come on, I please, I have three strikes, but please look,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this. Three strikes and they let you

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Speaker 1: weird system. They actually look at the third strike and

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Speaker 1: I have to tell Bahim come on, please, please, please

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Speaker 1: don't tell please you're gonna answer that? Or hello? Yes, hello?

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Speaker 1: Is this Mr Heeney? Uh no, this is his assistant? Okay,

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Speaker 1: can I take a message? Yes, we're trying to find

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Speaker 1: James Heeney. We have a disturbance report. I heart Media

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Speaker 1: and we're trying to find anyone from his family. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm just his assist Um. Do you have any way

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Speaker 1: want to speak to him directly? Well, he's inside one

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Speaker 1: of the studios right now. I'd love to talk to him. Directly.

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Speaker 1: Can you reach him? Yeah, I can do a I can.

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Speaker 1: I can patch you through such a weird day. Nobody

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Speaker 1: ever calls for him. Really, yeah, and yet he has

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Speaker 1: an assistance. I'm saying, I usually just sit here. I

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Speaker 1: just he makes me watches what were for? I was

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Speaker 1: watching brief, news brief or whatever. He's like it is underwear,

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Speaker 1: screaming that I'm not familiar me either. No, al right,

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Speaker 1: everybody cool. I'm getting a phone call right now, so

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Speaker 1: I need silence in this room. I don't get as

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Speaker 1: many calls as you might think. Okay, I'm gonna shall

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Speaker 1: we shut up? I think go ahead? J Hi, This

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Speaker 1: is James Heeney. James Hi, thank you so much for answering.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. Is there anything we can does

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Speaker 1: it have to be on speaker? Understand? Was that Joey Greer?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter my agent? You know? No, No, it's

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Speaker 1: not your agent. If you're my agent, you could looks

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Speaker 1: like I'm gonna call from you now. Hello, you're hysterical.

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Speaker 1: It's it's Officer David. And I'm a big fan. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: thank you. You want me to one of my famous characters?

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Speaker 1: Could you jack what I'm gonna take this off of

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Speaker 1: speaker phone. Hello, James, listen. If if you're an officer,

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Speaker 1: I assume it's a cop kind of officer. I'm a detective,

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Speaker 1: all right, what do you want from me? A cop

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Speaker 1: kind of officer? You don't know what's going on in

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Speaker 1: this conversation, James, totally, James, I want you to do

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Speaker 1: much more calm than this, thank you. Secondly, hand the

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Speaker 1: phone to Joey. Are you sure, detective? Please Joey my

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Speaker 1: Detective David's. Um. I'm such a fan. Can I ask

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Speaker 1: Can you up? Yeah? I'm very sorry, miss Carter. I

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Speaker 1: would like to make you an offer for what to

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Speaker 1: coffee guy, Yeah, you just followed me in. I mean

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Speaker 1: I think they like this stuff. Yeah, I guess we

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Speaker 1: finish recording the Okay, I have to drop these beverages off. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: who's in the room right now in the where you headed? Um?

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Speaker 1: I think it's Joey, Kevin, Chris, Doug. And then I

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Speaker 1: think James might be there much James. I think is

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Speaker 1: It's such a funny bit. Yeah. How would you describe

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Speaker 1: James's behavior right now? I don't know. This normal? So weird? Yeah, okay?

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Speaker 1: And and vivacious, what do you want? Kind of gregarious?

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Speaker 1: What do you were in? Al Right, guys, come on,

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Speaker 1: Doug's giving us the guys. Sorry, Caroline, shut the door

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Speaker 1: and you know what, I love to be in that movie.

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later, James, there you go. That

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Speaker 1: was my agent. It was a detective Joey. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: So what's the what's the deal again? We have to

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Speaker 1: get a deal? Yeah, James, what do you what do

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Speaker 1: was that, came back and thought, man, I really wanted

417
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: some bread. So let me see what you got. Well,

418
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: it's just the same you did just ask this about

419
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: five minutes ago. Yeah, I think the same. Okay, we're

420
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: out of pumper nickel. Wow, that's what I wanted? All right? Well,

421
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: you did just tell that is the six you bought

422
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: before threw them out up right outside. Thought I wanted them,

423
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Okay, so that's like some pumpa nickel,

424
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: though we're out of it. That's the one I wanted. Okay,

425
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: Well we have whole we we have assessed me loaf,

426
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: pump nickel. We're out of pumpernic Oh, God, that bread

427
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: I wanted. Okay, well we have pumper nickel bagels. Oh yeah,

428
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: can you mash them up into a loaf? That's not

429
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: how a loaf of bread works. But if you want

430
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: me to do that, I can do that for you.

431
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: Do it always. Okay. So I think it's gonna be

432
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: about ten bagels will make one loaf of bread, and

433
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: that's gonna be bagels. Okay, sir. So she's just about

434
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: wrapping up her se. I'm okay. If my wife's not back,

435
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: I'll just go in. Okay, Okay, that sounds good. Um,

436
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: I mean I need to know. Oh I'm sure, I

437
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: need to know. I know, I know I'm gonna keep

438
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: my head in real quick. And um oh sorry, I'm sorry.

439
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: I just letting you know. They're that your next Okay,

440
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: So I'm not even going to get to get my thing. Finished,

441
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: You're already thinking about the next people. I guess that's

442
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: the advantage of being psychic. Yeah, it is the advantage

443
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: of being psyched. Okay, and my dogs are the same thing.

444
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: Every time you're doomed, doomed to doom. Ye just I'm doomed.

445
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: This is like, I'm not kissing this goddamn thing again.

446
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you to. I'm not gonna doom. I

447
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: pay my assistant the rest of the money on the

448
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: way out. I know you have it in your pockets. Alright,

449
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: Goddamn psychics always know these things. You go, how was

450
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: your experience? You know it was awful. I'm doom was

451
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: I was just shy a finger banging a dog. You

452
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: know what you're about to go in there? Don't go

453
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: in there thinking about hold on, Why would you say that?

454
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: Why would I say that is going to be different?

455
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure, But I did as much as I'm willing

456
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: to do with a dog. That's all I got to

457
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: find out is I'm doom You attacked her, don't I

458
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: did not attack her dog? Don't you put Madame Griselda

459
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: is never wrong? Well whatever, but she could be a

460
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: little more right than just doomed. You better hope she

461
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: isn't more right. You better hope she isn't more right.

462
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: You me, everybody? Did you want to her to get

463
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: more specific about That's exactly because then if I knew

464
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: how I was doomed, then I could have avoid that doom. Okay, sir,

465
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: are you coming in by yourself or for your wife?

466
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait. I'd love to go in. I

467
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: need to know, Okay, I needed to know the full

468
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: cash payment. There you go, Thank you, and please welcome

469
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: to Madame Griselda. Hi, welcome. You can just kind of

470
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: take a seat right there. Okay, and this is just

471
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: one yes, yes, down for two? Yeah, we were originally two.

472
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: I need to know what, oh what an adorable dog.

473
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: It's my crystal Ball. That's a great name for an animal.

474
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: It's not the name, that's what it is. Your dog is?

475
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: Is your crystal Ball? Yeah? Okay, So what is your question?

476
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: My question is should my wife and I stay together

477
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: married ten years? What's where I'm a psychic? Okay, hold

478
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: the dog, guess it? Kiss it? Yeah? I didn't see

479
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: it to it again? Nice? Okay, what dog needs more?

480
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: That's what my psychic sticks to telling me to talk

481
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: needs more. Okay, now hold it really close to your

482
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: mouth and just kind of let the dog make the

483
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: first move. Wow, I don't want this. Did you have

484
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: tun for breakfast? I can tell? Okay? Can we can

485
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: we get back to that? Separate the dogs and separate? Yeah,

486
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: First of all, you have a talking dog. It's a

487
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: crystal ball. That's the bigger It doesn't it doesn't really

488
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: not really anything. Um, that's funny that that's the word

489
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: that you heard. I gotta tell him a little more

490
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: excited about the dog being able to Hey man, man,

491
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: you got to change. You gonna change. I don't know

492
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: what do you mean. I don't know if I got

493
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: any change? Just check, just check you got any change?

494
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: Hold its bag of pomp and nickel downuts I had

495
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: put into a lull. Can I have some of this?

496
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't know? All right? Oh, come on, you ain't

497
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: the whole a thing? Sorry? I gotta go back to

498
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: the bakery, all right, A little change in the way

499
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: out if I got it? All right? Hi? Hi, um,

500
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: we're what do you want? We have sesame, we have whole,

501
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: we we have white, and we have um. Do you

502
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: have pumper nickel back? Any six you have pumper nickels,

503
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: and that means that we don't have any more. It's out.

504
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: That's the one I wanted, ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm confused

505
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: because I saw you in the span of ten minutes

506
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: you walked out if here twice after buying six loaves

507
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: of pumper nickel bread and the last pumpernickel bagels that

508
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: I had turned into a loaf for you. You know what,

509
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: I gotta get some more money. Look, I'll give you anything,

510
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: just on the house, okay, because you've been a good

511
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: customer today, so I'll give you anything. I'll take some

512
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: pumper nickel, so we don't have as the one I wanted. Alright,

513
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I gotta get some more money. If you get more money,

514
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: that is not going to make more pumper nickel bread

515
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: or bagels appear today. Come back tomorrow, we will have it.

516
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can be back tomorrow. I'm

517
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: just across the street. Now. It's easy. Now I'm gonna

518
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: get some more money. I'll be Money doesn't make a difference. Hi, welcome, Hi.

519
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where did my husband go? Oh he's

520
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: currently in a session. Oh I'll wait, Okay, would you

521
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: like some water. Yeah, okay, there you are. Can you

522
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: put some beans in it? Excuse me? Can you put

523
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: some beans in the water? I don't know. I don't know.

524
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if

525
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: I can can put Can you put beans in the water?

526
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so, I mean I

527
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: guess I could. What can the beans? Beans? Can you

528
00:31:54,880 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: put beans in the water? No? No, no, I can,

529
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: I cannot. Ah, That's what I wanted. All right, I'm sorry,

530
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: I gotta give money. Well your husband's okay. Look, I'm

531
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: not going to put my finger in janus I heard separate.

532
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm happy with just that front. Don't you want to

533
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: know how to do it? I win to do it? Yes,

534
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: I want to win. I do want to know whin Okay, well,

535
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: I told you what to do. But putting my finger

536
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: in the dog's is can't be the way to find out.

537
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: It can't be. Also, the way you say it is weird.

538
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: Put my finger in your dog's anus. Of course, no

539
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: one would want to do that. I said, finger my

540
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: dog's bottle. Okay, okay, all right, I need to know win.

541
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: So here we go. Not too bad. It looks like

542
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: that didn't work. It's like, are you gonna want to

543
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: go in there after your husband? I don't know. I

544
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: should wait for him at the bakery. No, I think

545
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: I think he's almost done with his session. All right, okay, okay,

546
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: okay's terrific. Mean once? Yeah, yeah, next one? Ready, get

547
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: me out of here. Oh honey, he's done. Okay, come

548
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: on out, sweet, Yeah, I love you. If they didn't

549
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: have it, what do you mean? I asked them, they

550
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: didn't have it? I know, So where is it they

551
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: didn't have it? Ma'am? Do you want to come on in? Yeah? Thanks,

552
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna go to the bank and we

553
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: real fast. I'll be right back. I feel like you

554
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: need to Okay, do whatever you need to do. All right. Hello, Hi, Hi,

555
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: I gotta do a psychic reading. I'm gonna be right back. Okay,

556
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: you don't know. You don't have to tell me that. Hi.

557
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay, Welcome to Madame Grishalda. Hi. Hello, Hi,

558
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? No one asked me that? Usually?

559
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, I know that. Wow. Okay, so you got

560
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: a question and you got question. Yeah, why don't you

561
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: stay out loud for me? In my crystal. All right

562
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: you yeah, I got a question. It's about me, it's

563
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: about my man. Should I go to vacation with your partner? Yeah? Okay,

564
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: so should you go to vacation with your partners? I

565
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: have answered? You pick up the dog? All right? Oh

566
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even say anything, and you just go to

567
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: any of a very strong psychic connection. Oh yeah, my

568
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: whole family psychically. Yeah, I could read you really. Yeah. Okay,

569
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:40,439
Speaker 1: I've never been. I've never been. Okay, yeah, okay, what's

570
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: your question? Will my career be successful? Oh? Okay? Um

571
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: let me see cry in my hands? All right? Um?

572
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna be fine. Yeah. Let's see a

573
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: big bill thing for you, A big building, yeah, with

574
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 1: a deep thing underneath it. Maybe a graveyard. I can't tell,

575
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: but that's all yours. Yeah, so you're gonna be fine.

576
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: God I've always wanted the tall building with a vacation.

577
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: Um yeah, all right, thank you. So you're welcome. And

578
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: she was nice. That was so nice. That's just mine

579
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: pledges mind a pleasure as mine? What take the dog? Oh?

580
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: Are you not serious? Come on, I don't need anymore?

581
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: All right, be successful? I don't need it. Excuse me,

582
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 1: where are you going with our dog? Oh? The ladies

583
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: that I could take it, she did, Ms Griseldis that

584
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: I could just take the door. Yeah, I said you

585
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: could take the dog. How does that? How are you

586
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: going to? What are we going now? I don't need it,

587
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: she said it would be successful. I don't need my dog.

588
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: It's gotten all the pleasure it can handle today. So

589
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: is that it for the dog for today? The business

590
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: is not closed? Okay, I'm just curious what tomorrow will

591
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: look like. We'll find out, I know. Yeah, okay, well

592
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: then I'm going to close up shop here. Sorry, it

593
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: says here your last employer was a psychic? Is that

594
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: a joke of some kind? But what does that mean?

595
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What does that mean? You work

596
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: for a psychic? That's correct, Madame Griselda. What did you do?

597
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: From Madame Grizelda? Boy, A lot of duties? Um, name

598
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: three starting with a second. Ah, this is your thing. Um.

599
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: The second thing would probably be swiffer swiffering at the

600
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: office clean up? Does some paperwork mean? It's that's right? Appointments, payroll, okay,

601
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: payroll right? I don't, I don't. I feel like I'm

602
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: ready to work here at this man's warehouse. Okay, uh

603
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: send me uh suit and sell you a suit? Okay,

604
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,479
Speaker 1: this should be easy. Um, all right, sir, Hey, where's

605
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: your mensroom? I'm sorry, where's your mendsroom? You haven't mention

606
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: a bathroom? Is this part of the the interview man customer?

607
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the suit. I was thinking about

608
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: the suit. You're you a little too focused? Okay, okay

609
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: to be able to come with me. Yeah? Yeah, maybe

610
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: maybe this is what Maybe this isn't my phone? Second, honey,

611
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: are you gonna be back soon? Or what did you find? No?

612
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,439
Speaker 1: I did, and you said it was under the chair

613
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: on the counter by the door. Oh the counter. Why

614
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: did I think it was under the chair. I'm so sorry. No,

615
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean, she's great. I'm so happy. I can't you

616
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: know what. I can't do another day? This? I remember you, Yes,

617
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: you went to the psychic in Queen's Wait. You worked

618
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: for that second? Yeah, Griselda and Griselda remember earlier you

619
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: were making me feel like an asshole for I haven't

620
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: worked there. It's actually you, Oh my god, alive. I

621
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: think I may have died a little. And that was

622
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: the most I've cried in a while. Alright, our final

623
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: seam today comes from Timmy. He wrote, good morning Friends,

624
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: pleasantly surprised the show hasn't been canceled. Next thank you. Yeah,

625
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: it's great to have a fill in program. Well, I

626
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: listened through my regular podcast. I'd like to flow a

627
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: scene suggestions way to get our attention, Timmy. He goes

628
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: on a struggling skydiving team is making a last ditch

629
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: effort to court a major sponsor. Several recent shoot malfunctions

630
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: have overshadowed previous sponsorship meetings. It's always a valiant effort

631
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: on your part, you guys, But don't forget to make

632
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: it funny. Maybe tell James there are Boston Creams in

633
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: the lobby that would give me that would get me

634
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: good clearly not sincerely, Timmy D. Wow, that's great, great effort,

635
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: Timmy D. Loving you. Uh huh. All right, gentlemen, all right,

636
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: are we going? Let's go? All right? Here we go? Okay,

637
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: that was up. This is a lot harder than I

638
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: wanted to have this Christiness meeting. You know what, let's

639
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: schedule the show all time wrong. Oh wow, it's a

640
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: lot more silent up here when we're not you know,

641
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: so we've decided that we probably don't want to sponsor

642
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: you guys. Uh, it's just looking really bad lately in

643
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: the news and cut his court. Wait wait wait wait

644
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: wait wait, keep this lust there. Know what, it's possible

645
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: that maybe maybe we could find room for you in

646
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: our in our internet only division. I'm gonna cut his

647
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: court least. Okay, listen, it's not up to me. Okay,

648
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm just here to give you the bad news. You

649
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: can't kill the messenger. You can, Please don't do it

650
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: so easily? Can't we easily? Can? Okay? Well, then then

651
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: the last two strengths, I'm just gonna have to tell

652
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 1: you we're not going to give you any funding. Camp.

653
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: Proud of you making that decision. Hey, you guys are

654
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: great in the simulator? Uh, is everyone feeling okay? Yeah?

655
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: Nausea has any kind little nausea? Expected? Who would like

656
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: some water? Holy shit? Whok actually died? Oh yeah, we

657
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: lose at least I thought this was a simulation. It

658
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: is a simulation. Was a simulation? This part's real? Oh

659
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: my god? Yeah, as in he's really killed him. What

660
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: are you freaking out about? You're the one that made

661
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: the choice, so nonchalant um simulation. Would you like to

662
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: see it back? No recession, no, no, no, no, Oh

663
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, Oh my god, it's no

664
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: big deal. I mean you're going to court and probably jailed.

665
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: The rest of you are, thank god, Oh my fucking god.

666
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: Would you like to go back up? Yeah? Okay, sure, sure,

667
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: I guess I want to. I mean we're here for

668
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: a reason. Yes, we're here for a reason, and that's

669
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: just shut the funk up, dude. We're trying to learn. Look,

670
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: we said we wanted to be in business together, right,

671
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: and then you took it upon yourself to cut him

672
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: this guy. Dude, you know what? Bring us all back up? Yeah? Okay,

673
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: and the dead guy please? Al right, guys, before we

674
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: jump play at this time, a couple of things. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

675
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: you stripped the dead body to your dead back would

676
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 1: have been that's right. Are you read of the job? Alright?

677
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: Why it's too heavy? Heavy, he's going faster. Just drop

678
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: Let the excuse me? Who is you? Hyeah? Oh this

679
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: is weird, like we're just simulation error simulation, error simulation.

680
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: I guess that's fine. Yeah, everything feels normal. I feel good.

681
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean, we're selling this blue blue sky. Yeah, Mike,

682
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: it's the simulation. These people are stuck in the goddamn simulation. Okay, well, uh,

683
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: this is goddamn simulation. Okay, forgot six. It's the first

684
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: thing that we've learned is not to panic, So don't panic. Okay, great, Okay, okay, great,

685
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not panic. They're stuck in the simulation. Okay. Well,

686
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: is the simulation a good simulation? What like? Are they

687
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: having a good time or is it a bad simulation?

688
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: Ships that they're stuck in the simulation. It feels calm,

689
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: I breathe. Also, I feel this is so weird, Like

690
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I've never gotten to have a conversation

691
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: Shian in the air meaning about this. It's like more time.

692
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's really nice. I think we can

693
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: figure some things out while we're up here. I think

694
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have

695
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: to send you into the simulation to let them know

696
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: that there's problems going on. What I think it's a

697
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: good idea for me to go into a stuck simulation,

698
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: to probably be stuck further, to let them know that

699
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: there's something wrong, but that everybody is going to be okay,

700
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: otherwise we wouldn't send you in. You know what I mean,

701
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: you are panicking. You know what, don't do you believe

702
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: in God? No that quickly? Huh? Yeah? I Um, when

703
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: I was really young, I was in a car accident

704
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: um as a driver, and I killed some people. And

705
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 1: I just think God wouldn't let that happen. And also

706
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: think about earlier when Max killed. Is also like a psycho,

707
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: I know, like Max, Like when Max was like surprised

708
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: he was dead after I was like you, but what's

709
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: weird to me? And I'm not trying to because it

710
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: only use this time to just get to know you

711
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: d Max for Like, Okay, we're gonna put you on

712
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: in there, it's too late. I'm gonna strap Oh okay,

713
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: how long is it? How long have you been here? Um?

714
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks? Okay, Yeah, well usually it takes

715
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: months before someone has to sit down with the Lord,

716
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of impressed that it's only been a

717
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Yeah. Well, I've been kind of making

718
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: a stink around the place. Yeah, you have, which is cool.

719
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: I think you speak your mind and I think that's

720
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: going to go well with the big guy. I'm just

721
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: the assistant. But he's going to see you now if

722
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: if you're ready, I guess so, yeah, Hey, hey, is

723
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: that that of it? What? What? What? What's going on?

724
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: Am I sorry? I I was just I this is

725
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: You're not gonna blame me. I feel like we died

726
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: in this. But then I lived out three weeks of

727
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: being in heaven and I was so cool. Yeah. I

728
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: made everybody just walk around with their bottoms off, and

729
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 1: I was just like screaming, I go up and smack people.

730
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: What Actually it was awesome. What actually happened was you

731
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: just went quiet for like thirty seconds. We're still stuck

732
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: in talked to God, but our bodies are still in Torrents, California. Oh, Mike,

733
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: you're well. I can't stay very long. I actually need

734
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: you to come with me to work. What's that? It's

735
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: not a big deal. But the faster we get into

736
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: the car and head back to the office, the better.

737
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: What's going on, Mommy, is Daddy not having dinner with us? Oh?

738
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, of course dinner. Why are you leaving again? Daddy?

739
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: You just go. Here's the thing is, there's what we

740
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: call a christ Why don't you take me with you?

741
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Yeah, I could go to a

742
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go, tom I just love you so much.

743
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: Let's go. You're my favorite. So I get to go

744
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: with that. I want to stay here. Okay, I'm gonna

745
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: finish up, but we're working. Dinner sounds great, just where

746
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: mommy needs time for herself. It sounds great. And then

747
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: the guy shows up. What Timmy, hold on one second, Timmy,

748
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Huh hey, Timmy, listen to me.

749
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: Listen Tommy. I don't like that man, Timmy. I just

750
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,959
Speaker 1: let myself in through the back. Oh my god. There

751
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: you're you must be the I'm the poney. You're you're

752
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: the pony. We just oh my god, it's the ponies here.

753
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh Mike, are you talking to I'm talking to the pony.

754
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: Come here me, my husband. I'll pretend. Okay, I'll get

755
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: on on four us. Okay, So this is the this

756
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: is the pony. It looks strikingly like a human. Trust me,

757
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm not No, it's the pony. It's a pony. Why

758
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: don't I write it? Uh, let me write it. I'll

759
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: show you how it works. I don't know if it's

760
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: safe to ride a pony, and I want to show

761
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: you how I ride the pony back. Okay, and let

762
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: me just there it is so you were just ready, okay, alright,

763
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: you're not even going to use a satellite. You know.

764
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: I was raised on a farm. Okay, let's see and

765
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, you know what this this pony

766
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: should stay outside my you know, let's go to work.

767
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: You will tell you, honey, meet the pony, honey, I

768
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: already met the pony. Want to feed the pony, Honey,

769
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to feed the pony. I love some oats,

770
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: oats and apple sugar cube. I'm a pony. You don't

771
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: think he's a pony. The man who comes with Timmy, Timmy,

772
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 1: what listen, Timmy, I need you to come with me

773
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: to work on an emergency crisis situation. I love that

774
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 1: and whatever happens. So we're just floating, I mean, we're stuck.

775
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: We're in don't forget that. You're my god, and I

776
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: just thought I was in hell for two years. Yes,

777
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: we're still here, ye oh my god. Okay, but the

778
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: good news is we seem to be safe. But why

779
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: is this just happening to me. I don't know, maybe

780
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: you're like dying. Yeah, maybe? Okay, So I feel like

781
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: you've been asking a lot of questions about me, But

782
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: what about you, Like, what's your deal? We've been in

783
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: this simulation a right, timmy, We're going to send you

784
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: into a simulation. There is only one human being in there,

785
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: and there is an irate, angry artificial intelligence trying to

786
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: take things over. What do you want me? So what

787
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm strapping you with right now? Everything? Okay? Now this

788
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: is going to be able to keep you in both systems.

789
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: It's totally good. You know. That's kind of my thing

790
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: that you're just completely fine always anything bad? Are you?

791
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: I thought were good? Okay? All right to me? Now

792
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: this is an M four. Okay, now you want to

793
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: reload and take the clip out here, you pop it

794
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: back and make sure to jam in it. Okay. Three? Alright, okay,

795
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: now hold this close to you. Okay. You've got two

796
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: ammal packs in the back of your right and you

797
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: got a side arm on your hip. All right, You're

798
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: gonna have a ballet knife right in the front. You

799
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: only pull that out you need to because you consider

800
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: that maybe there's not an error and maybe I'm the

801
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: smartest person in this whole simulation. Why are you now

802
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: making fun of me? I assume we're all smart. We

803
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: were trained at NASA, that's what you assumed. You know

804
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: what happens when you assume I make an ass out

805
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: of you and know you're making a sue out of me.

806
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 1: What you're going down. I'm the god of this universe.

807
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm the god of this simulator. And nothing can stop me.

808
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: Thin can stop me. Hey, my dad sent me in

809
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: the ship. Oh my god, I got him misfollowing me.

810
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: You're the kids, Um, you're that guy's son. That's right,

811
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: you know my father? Yeah, he's a How does that

812
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 1: woman nobody personal life? I have pictures of my kids

813
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: and family on my desk. It's got to be that

814
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, just none of my business. I just

815
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: want to know it isn't any of your business. And

816
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: you hit it, you and you're back from the simulator.

817
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: Miss everybody you knows dead what he's just sucking with you?

818
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 1: Just people when they come out of the like, you're

819
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: the same guy that put me in, and I know

820
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: you're the guy that every Oh my god, yeah, I

821
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: mean some of the people you know everyone. So sorry,

822
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. But everyone she knows is actually Carl.

823
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: I told you don't have to recognize them. Everyone you know,

824
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: he's just past. But I recognized them. So are they dead?

825
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: These two men here that I was talking ship? Oh

826
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 1: my god, everyone you know is dead? Oh, Mike, Yeah, okay.

827
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 1: That murder simulation, she's stuck in it. She's still stuck

828
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: in it. No, the god damn, the parachute one is fine.

829
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: Stuck in the murder simulation. Oh well that is that?

830
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: Is that our fault? We run the simulations, my god,

831
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: damn a panic. We don't run them. You run them.

832
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: I own the company. Oh, I guess you're not to

833
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: blame I. From my understanding, everything was safe. Mike. It's

834
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 1: up to you. Do you understand, okay, Jesus, okay, jesus,

835
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: stop playing with your video games. This time to go

836
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: to bed. I don't want to pull the plug on

837
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: the simulator, all of them. If anything, I'm really saying

838
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:53,479
Speaker 1: the game and turn it off responsibly, so corrupt any data? Fine? Fuck?

839
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: I just pushed it off. Well that's your fault. Do

840
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: you want a spanking before bed? Yes? I don't like

841
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: when you say that yes, it to bed. Okay, well,

842
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: the simulations get all kind of fucked up. Okay, let's

843
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: see here, Mike. I don't know if I can erase

844
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: any of the ship. Well, I think that maybe we

845
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: can just put a giant er. I'm done with that, Honestly,

846
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: I don't meant a lot of business ver. Oh my god,

847
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: she's gonna be stuck inside of Mike. Where do you go? Goddamnit, goddamnit. Fuck.

848
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: Here's an apple, and here's some oats. When you feed

849
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 1: me this stuff, it's the sugar cube. I don't know

850
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: how long we can keep up this pony act. I

851
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: guess you've got any Hey, that's long as I could. God,

852
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm home. Oh, the pony's back. I guess the pony's back.

853
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: Ride the pony? Yeah, ride me. Wait? What is their

854
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,479
Speaker 1: pony doing in our bedroom? It must have gotten lost

855
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: on the way to the arm ding. Hopefully that's our son.

856
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him since I put him in the simulation.

857
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: Somebody ordered a jackie? What a jackie? Yes, we did

858
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: follow me. I get the cash up front, plase, uh yea.

859
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: Let me just let's just do half and half. Let's

860
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: do when you went fine, okay, fine, great, okay. So

861
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm training this pony to run in the Derby nine. Okay, okay, okay,

862
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: So take upstairs and this is well, whoa, slowly roll

863
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: there stairs? Do you not do stairs? I just get

864
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: it taking it? But a couple of eggs or seconds? Okay, yeah, yeah,

865
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: this little jockie friend, why don't you just get on

866
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: my back and I'll take you up the stairs. I

867
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: don't need this condescension, little jockie friend. Mike, what the

868
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: hell are you doing? I am just trying to make

869
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: things quick if we want this pony to be able

870
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: to ride in the next race. Mike, But where is

871
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: the pony upstairs in my bedroom? Whoa? Whoa? I'll go

872
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: to the bedroom. You stay down here. Okay, okay, where's Timmy?

873
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: But it's not we don't want to talk about it

874
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: out loud because you just don't. It's not. We don't

875
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: want to talk about why our being afforded. There's a

876
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: lot of things that are going to probably change in

877
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: our lives soon, but the simulation business is over all right,

878
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: We're jumping out in three two one. Good work everybody

879
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: that was I feel like we all went to our

880
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: different places. What the funk up? What was that side

881
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: story with the family? I have no idea. I have

882
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: no idea. Okay, that's part of what this whole thing

883
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: is about. Man, Like, whatever happens happens, all right, I

884
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: quit and was supposed to be community building. But I

885
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: just didn't like that. Well, hey, at least you're not

886
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: a fucking murder or at least you didn't die. Yeah,

887
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: that was crazy. Yeah, a lot of that I gotta process, like,

888
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: I just gotta be on my own for a bit, okay, man, okay,

889
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:07,959
Speaker 1: all right, we'll miss you. Yeah, alright, welcome to the debriefing.

890
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: It says here that you did not enjoy the experience, right, Okay,

891
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: can you be more specific than that, because that's all

892
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: you wrote down? I did not enjoy it. Uh yeah,

893
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: give me two things. Starting I thought I was just

894
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: a applying for a men's warehouse position. Uh, running the simulation? Yeah,

895
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 1: I was that as simulation, and you did not enjoy it? Yeah?

896
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,439
Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy it. Okay, what parts did you? There's

897
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: a lot I don't name two starting with the third

898
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: uh okay, Uh. There, I didn't feel supported in my community, Okay,

899
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: that support I don't look at that dog. That's m

900
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: that's Davy. Yeah, that's the dog's penis. Yeah, I know

901
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine. What Wow? He doesn't usually speak

902
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: that quickly that dogs say. I'm gonna be fine. Well,

903
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: I actually feel like this weight off of my chest.

904
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: Maybe you stop? Okay, I heard it. That's gotta be seen.

905
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: Oh we go. I think we answer a lot of questions. Yeah,

906
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: we really did, and I feel like our fans might

907
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: know us a little better than they wanted to. But

908
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: that's what you get. Let's go around and thank her

909
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: Rockham as please James Heeney working folks find you. Please

910
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: go to the real James Heeney dot com and you

911
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: can see a bunch of stuff there. Name one fourth Well,

912
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: the fourth thing down would be this Rushier thing. It's

913
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 1: still like you can John Bolton, uh, talk about his book,

914
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: This Rushier Thing. Hot hot, it's very hot. John Bolton,

915
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,479
Speaker 1: like you've never seen him before. Okay, cool and Joey

916
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: Gret what do you got for us? I got this

917
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: rusher thing? Oh yeah, not see that coming, Caroline Carter,

918
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: he usher, that's it? Okay cool, Chris off run him.

919
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: Brief news brief Okay, my god, this is like a

920
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: big James Heeney shoutout today, of course. And uh to

921
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: all the fans out there who are sending in drawings

922
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: and everything you're sending us, we're getting and we greatly

923
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And we'll be uh sending out lots of

924
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: love on the next cast hang calling a lot of

925
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: you out and thanking you and making a point of well, Joey,

926
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: I think you were gonna wait, you are going to

927
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: be there at the next one. I'm not. I don't

928
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: mean the one that already happened, that this recording is

929
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 1: happening out, So I mean the next one in April. Yeah, yeah,

930
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: I'll be the one in April. Okay, cool, okay, great, right,

931
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: so we'll talk about it. I'd like to thank our

932
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Speaker 1: producer and and there Doug ban Man, High Art Mediate.

933
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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Captain Paul, until next time.