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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that thought, if you can combine

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Speaker 1: a fork and a spoon to make a spork, why

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Speaker 1: can't he combine a spoon and a knife to make

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Speaker 1: a spie?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: Finally, spoon with razor sharp edges to cut through those

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Speaker 1: cheerios in your cereal boil.

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Speaker 3: Just be careful popping it in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: But it's cool thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and so

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Speaker 1: the blade liquors just don't. This first laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Saint Petersburg, Florida.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Florida.

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Speaker 1: A twenty six year old man named Rochelle Valdivia went

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Speaker 1: to a Tesla dealership last month and he asked one

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Speaker 1: of the salesmen if he could take one of the

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Speaker 1: cyber trucks out for a test drive.

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, pretty usual.

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Speaker 1: So they took a copy of his driver's license and

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Speaker 1: his insurance and Rachelle never brought it back.

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Speaker 2: Those aren't very sophisticated cars. Lots of ways to track them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, an assistant manager remotely did track the truck down

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Speaker 1: at his house two days later and it was all

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Speaker 1: ripped up.

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Speaker 3: He helps smashed the rear view mirror with a hammer.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't even just trying to like part it out

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Speaker 1: Thing, destroying it, removed the GPS, ripped off one of

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Speaker 1: the sun visors, and tore both of the front fenders off.

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Speaker 3: Smash, smash, so smash day weird as detail by far, though.

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Speaker 1: He also filled both fenders with landscaping rocks and several

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Speaker 1: pairs of men's underwear.

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Speaker 2: Because it's a sexy cyber.

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Speaker 3: Only in Florida.

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Speaker 1: No word on if they were cleaner dirty underwear, but

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Speaker 1: all new cars, especially Tesla's, are covered in cameras now,

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Speaker 1: so cops had footage of him doing some of the damage,

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Speaker 1: and as for why he did it, Rachelle told officers

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Speaker 1: that the truck said good morning in a tone that

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Speaker 2: Oh, they should fix that. I'm glad that he doesn't

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Speaker 2: have unprovoked anger issues.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not at all.

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Speaker 1: He's facing felony charges now for criminal mischief and grand theft.

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Speaker 1: The dealership says he caused around twenty thousand dollars in damage,

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Speaker 3: Truck top to him funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, alright, This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 1: the interwebs. America has kind of a love hate relationship

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Speaker 1: with Amazon because we love to complain about our reliance

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Speaker 1: on the convenience. But when you decide you want a

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Speaker 1: pillow shape like a bagat or something, you want it now.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I were just having this fike because

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Speaker 2: I'm trying not to buy anything. Yeah, you know, right now,

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Speaker 2: and he's like, who need to be here too soon?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, just wait for it, Well, just wait for it.

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Speaker 4: You don't need it that.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you the opposite.

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Speaker 4: My sister and I were like, that's my teachers for

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Speaker 4: disney Bottom.

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Speaker 3: On Amazon under twenty four hours. They were there are

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Speaker 2: Why though, Right, You're not gonna be at Disneyland in

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's so nice to have it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Some would say, Jose, that's not fast enough. Wow, because

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Speaker 1: No, that's slow, because Amazon's currently testing ultra fast deliveries,

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Speaker 1: which will get purchases to your front door in thirty

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Speaker 2: Wow. What just like a do you just move into

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Speaker 3: I probably should. I know, it's kind of ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It's like one thing to expect your pizza delivered in

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes or less, but now we're so impatient. We'll

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Speaker 1: to take the lasagna out.

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Speaker 3: It's your fault.

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Speaker 1: This thirty minute delivery is only being tested in two places,

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Speaker 2: I feel so bad for the drivers that have to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't though, because there's a little bit of

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Speaker 1: everything is going to be available for this, but Amazon

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Speaker 1: says it'll be offered for thousands of everyday household essentials

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Speaker 3: Nine per order. All you really need it.

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Speaker 1: If you're a Prime member, your charge will be discounted

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Speaker 3: That's smart and they say they already got me, Brooke, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Already like you're off to the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: You spend one hundred dollars on soup to get delivered

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Speaker 1: And well, they say it's available twenty four hours a day,

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Speaker 1: seven days a week, much like a convenience store, and

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Speaker 1: extra to your drivers. Look at that This next laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of food news today. We're used to

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Speaker 1: food brands blending up flavors, but I can't recall ever

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Speaker 1: hearing about a brand inventing its own fruit species, that is,

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Speaker 3: What the heck Dole Food.

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Speaker 1: Company, maker of fresh, packaged and frozen fruit products, has

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Speaker 1: done just that.

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Speaker 3: They announced a brand new pineapple variety.

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Speaker 1: Called Kalada Royale that combines regular pineapple with hints of coconut.

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Speaker 1: So it's essentially a pina colada flavored pineapple.

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Speaker 3: How did they do it? Well?

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Speaker 1: Research and development began in Honduras, so over fifteen years

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Speaker 1: their one hundred and twenty fifth anniversary next year.

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Speaker 2: You mean they didn't just water them with rum and

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Speaker 2: hope that it comes out to be a Pina colada and.

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Speaker 3: I think they tried that.

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Speaker 2: Okay science that was needed grow its own little umbrella.

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Speaker 3: Dole said they finally pulled it off.

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Speaker 1: The Kalada Royale will officially begin arriving in stores throughout

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Speaker 1: North America as early as this week. This is kind

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Speaker 1: of scary, though, because someone's gonna take a bite of

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Speaker 1: a pineapple and be like, I'm allersed of coconut. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely checked the label. Dol says their new pineapple isn't

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Speaker 1: just a novelty or a publicity gimmick. It's a delicious

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Speaker 1: new fruit with a luxurious taste experience that leaves.

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Speaker 3: You wanting more.

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Speaker 1: And by more, I think they mean rum so that

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Speaker 1: they can drink it on the Let's go to your

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Speaker 1: final laser story. Out of the study of funds, a

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Speaker 1: website ranked the most fun cities in America, and the

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Speaker 1: top two are Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: And Orlando.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: But Anaheim has disney Land and they're not even in

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Speaker 2: You know, but they don't also have the cool Universal Studios,

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Speaker 2: like I mean, I know there's a California Universal Studios with.

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Speaker 1: Florida has the strip club right across the streets, so

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Speaker 3: Is it wearing pants anyway?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 3: He's ready to work are?

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Speaker 1: They based it on sixty five different metrics, including how

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Speaker 1: many bars, restaurants, and festivals there are. They even factored

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Speaker 1: in how far you'd have to travel to get to

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Speaker 1: your closest bowling alley or frozen in yogurt shop.

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Speaker 2: Cy didn't factor in how bankrupt you go after you

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Speaker 2: visit each place.

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Speaker 1: You know, but they also ranked each place according to

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Speaker 1: how much it costs in order to have fun, And

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Speaker 1: if that's your main concern, start planning a trip to Oklahoma.

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Speaker 2: City, my mom's hometown. Okay, see The.

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Speaker 1: Other cheapest spots for fun are El Paso, Texas, Fayetteville,

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Speaker 1: North Carolina, Wichita, Kansas, and Amarillo. No, I didn't say

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Speaker 4: I know they have a kingship with every shell creature

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Speaker 4: out there, so certainly that's a trigger word and I apologize,

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Speaker 4: But it means that Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 4: end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again the same time on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,