Speaker 1: It's always fun. We're cleaning out the sound fridge. It's
Speaker 1: one more thing, one more thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll leave the ketchup and the ranch dressing, everything else.
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of there. Uh yeah, absolutely, thanks
Speaker 1: metal guy. Uh, let's start with a couple of the
Speaker 1: jokes we didn't get to today. Uh did we do?
Speaker 3: Number four? Seth Meyers Michael hit.
Speaker 4: It Highway and Connecticut was recently closed for several hours
Speaker 4: after a truck spilled thousands of cans of michelob Ultra said,
Speaker 4: beer lovers, that's fine.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good joke. I was prepared to be
Speaker 2: disappointed in that old saw of a kind of structure
Speaker 2: of joke.
Speaker 3: But that was a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I free discovered beer recently. I didn't drink beer
Speaker 1: much because you can gain too much weight and just h.
Speaker 1: But the beautiful thing about ab beer is is forgetting
Speaker 1: your problems. It sells, yeah, and makes boring people more interesting. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's self limiting, or at least can be
Speaker 1: in a way that if you open a bottle of wine,
Speaker 1: I mean, you have a nice glass and you think
Speaker 1: I don't need another glass. I'll just have a little splash,
Speaker 1: and then you have another splash, and then another splash,
Speaker 1: and then another splash, and then before you know it,
Speaker 1: you're you know, you've had more than you intended to.
Speaker 1: You walk and drunk exactly with a beer. You've got
Speaker 1: to say, all right, I've opened one beer, I've consumed it.
Speaker 1: Do I want to double my consumption by opening another beer?
Speaker 3: Hmmm?
Speaker 1: And for whatever reason, it's easier for me if I
Speaker 1: have you know, lines of demarcation. It's like snack sized
Speaker 1: bags of potato chips as opposed to the economy sized.
Speaker 3: It's just it works that way from me. Uh, drink
Speaker 3: it was ah, what was the brand? I can't remember.
Speaker 3: It was a hazy I p a. It was delicious, yeah,
Speaker 3: I p A.
Speaker 2: I was just reading about beer and calories the other
Speaker 2: day for some reason, I didn't know that. Oh I know.
Speaker 2: I was at an Irish pub and eating and somebody's
Speaker 2: drinking guinness, and I was thinking, and I used to
Speaker 2: drink a lot of guinness. How many calories in guinness?
Speaker 2: So I started down the wormhole of how many calories
Speaker 2: and various beers and IPAs turned.
Speaker 1: Out to be Wow, I didn't know it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're beefy, nice job, wormhole. Oh, let's try. In number six,
Speaker 1: michaelis is Tom Shilloo?
Speaker 3: Is that right? He's filling in for Gutfield.
Speaker 4: A Florida man is being ordered to undergo a psycho
Speaker 4: sexual evaluation after being caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 4: Even worse, he was cheating on his blender at the time.
Speaker 2: Even worse.
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what do you get charges that you're
Speaker 2: not allowed to have sex with your vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 5: Is it a consent issue? I mean, who's gonna stop you?
Speaker 5: Why can't you? The vacuum cleaner is a very generous,
Speaker 5: giving lover. So yeah, don't do that, Fellas. It's a
Speaker 5: bad idea.
Speaker 2: Was it against the law though.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I imagine he was.
Speaker 1: He was injured or something and they thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this guy's crazy and we got to evaluate him. Yeah, Michael,
Speaker 1: what do we need to know about clip number.
Speaker 3: Or twelve?
Speaker 6: There a woman takes a DNA test and she finds
Speaker 6: out she is the granddaughter of somebody not very pleasant.
Speaker 7: Oh so this all started because you never knew your dad.
Speaker 2: Listen to that music.
Speaker 7: Charles Manson, I've always been the kid with her head
Speaker 7: screwed on, right.
Speaker 3: And then you find out your grandfather's.
Speaker 7: Manson submitted my DNA to unlock my grandfather's sealed records.
Speaker 7: I need to understand what happened, no matter where it
Speaker 7: takes me.
Speaker 3: Do you.
Speaker 2: Grandfather's pretty close though. I mean when you when you
Speaker 2: hear people who remember the best one ever was when
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck got upset to find out that he had
Speaker 2: slave owners in his past, like a lost sixty Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that's just Grandfather's pretty close though, in the
Speaker 2: way mental illness stays in families. I'd want to know
Speaker 2: a little more about that.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I'm dealing with, something heavy like that.
Speaker 1: I'm turning and yelling at the symphony orchestra in my
Speaker 1: living room.
Speaker 2: Would you guys shut up?
Speaker 3: You don't need all that scary music going on.
Speaker 2: Hey, timpany guy, I just found out Chuck Manson is
Speaker 2: my grandfather?
Speaker 3: Take it a wow?
Speaker 8: Wow? Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, all right, I would think, okay,
Speaker 1: did he was he like actively psychotic or just misguided?
Speaker 1: And is there a danger of mental illness like that
Speaker 1: running in my family?
Speaker 3: That's well, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what I be not very If you eliminate
Speaker 2: mental illness, it's got nothing to do with me at
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 1: No, I I happen to have loved both my my
Speaker 1: grandfather's dearly.
Speaker 2: One of them was Jim Jones, and you're the grandfather.
Speaker 1: Was Goose Gossage of the Oakland A's oddly enough.
Speaker 3: Uh No, I don't. I don't think it would bother
Speaker 3: me that much.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know, I'm a good deal older than
Speaker 1: she sounds like, well, and I have a lot more
Speaker 1: perspective on life.
Speaker 2: And obviously it's some sort of situation where she wasn't
Speaker 2: influenced by him in any way, or it sounds like
Speaker 2: maybe even her parents were, I guess. But I mean,
Speaker 2: if my mom halread to hear over the violins, if
Speaker 2: my mom was raised by like, from birth to age eighteen,
Speaker 2: by somebody who was a complete nut job, murderous, crazy person,
Speaker 2: I would wonder about that.
Speaker 3: I think he may have knocked up women.
Speaker 1: I don't think he hadn't anything to do with any
Speaker 1: crazing of any children. Yeah, yeah, right, right right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll play that again real quick.
Speaker 3: Michael.
Speaker 7: So this all started because you never knew your dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's your dad, Charles Manson.
Speaker 7: I've always been the kid with her head screwed on, right.
Speaker 3: And then you find out your grandfather's manton.
Speaker 7: I submitted my DNA to unlock my grandfather's sealed records.
Speaker 7: I need to understand what happened, no matter where it
Speaker 7: takes me.
Speaker 2: That's right. And it gets worse. Your grandmother was Lisey Borden.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 1: Evidently one element of having scary music is the scary
Speaker 1: instrument has to change about every three to four seconds,
Speaker 1: goes from violince to cellos to like dissonant piano to
Speaker 1: pitsicado strings. And I'm just trying to study that anyway,
Speaker 1: Michael is thirteen worth of dam and.
Speaker 6: If so, yeah, it's worth showing you what public officials
Speaker 6: can do. That's the story Nevada's governor and getting out
Speaker 6: of a ticket. And this was the body cam.
Speaker 2: Hi you doing, sir, sergeant Chego Metro Police. The reason
Speaker 2: I'm stopping he is for the marble. I'm aware, for
Speaker 2: the red light violation back there, your right turn onto
Speaker 2: Giles here, So you're good to go, sir. Appreciate you
Speaker 2: have a good day.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 6: What happened, just said who he was, He dropped his
Speaker 6: name and who was it? Uh Nevada governor.
Speaker 3: Let's see Joe Lombardo. All right, what happened? Did he
Speaker 3: get the ticket?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: He just said, I'm jump Joe Lombardo. And the guy said,
Speaker 6: all right, I know who you are, and you just
Speaker 6: let him go.
Speaker 2: Shocking kind of a weak ticket anyway, That whole rolling
Speaker 2: a right line turn on a red light when nobody's coming,
Speaker 2: Give me a break.
Speaker 1: If you as long as somebody exercises some caution yields,
Speaker 1: that's a stir of the law.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And finally, why don't we end with this because that
Speaker 1: one discouraged me, Michael, and there will be a meeting
Speaker 1: of out there.
Speaker 3: That was entitlement.
Speaker 6: I thought that was important to show how public officials
Speaker 6: are public officials are in.
Speaker 3: You know, it was a little douchey. I'm Joe Lombardo.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 3: No, No, well.
Speaker 2: No, because I'd be weird if I said I'm Joe Lobarto.
Speaker 2: And then he looks at my driver's license. He says, so,
Speaker 2: what's the deal with the different name on the driver's
Speaker 2: I I'm.
Speaker 1: The govern last last two times I got pulled over
Speaker 1: by the ch but no one was the CHP and
Speaker 1: one was local cops. Both times they let me go,
Speaker 1: and both times they knew who I was.
Speaker 2: Me too, twice in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I need to recruit myself from this case. True,
Speaker 1: I absolutely did not offer that information.
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, no I didn't either.
Speaker 3: It was the It was the.
Speaker 1: Perhaps intrusive, but perhaps not. Where are you going at
Speaker 1: this hour?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How fro?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I said, well, I'm actually going to work.
Speaker 2: Going to my literary pro cop radio show.
Speaker 3: Yes, where I will be advocating for law enforcement. Why
Speaker 3: do you ask? That's funny?
Speaker 6: I told him my work for you guys, and they
Speaker 6: ticketed me for reckless driving.
Speaker 2: You give me the old wood shampoo. You got the
Speaker 2: billy globe?
Speaker 3: Who can blame them? Yeah? Yeah, all right, So why
Speaker 3: don't we end up with this? Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: She's gone from Congress, she bolted, she eedd.
Speaker 3: But she's still run.
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green was in New York City for some reason,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. DC and TMZ caught up to her
Speaker 1: and asked her a bunch of questions about a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 3: We'll just start here.
Speaker 2: Listen. I wanted to get your thoughts on the Mitch
Speaker 2: McConnell situation. He's been hospitalized for weeks. Other than that,
Speaker 2: we don't really know what's going on. What do you
Speaker 2: think about it?
Speaker 8: I think it's extremely serious, and I'd like to say
Speaker 8: shame on the Republican Party for just basically staying silent
Speaker 8: while such a powerful Republican senator is basically laying in
Speaker 8: a hospital like a vegetable. And his wife flew to
Speaker 8: China and met with the vice president of China just
Speaker 8: days after he basically died, and they brought him back
Speaker 8: with CBR took him to the hospital. But you know what,
Speaker 8: it doesn't surprise me from the establishment because this is
Speaker 8: what they support. They support people holding on to power
Speaker 8: until they're practically dead or do die in office. And
Speaker 8: this is why the state of our country is so pathetic.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that part is coherent, but the whole Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, his wife flew to China to meet with
Speaker 1: the vice president after just brought back from the dead.
Speaker 3: Who the Chinese vice president or the husband?
Speaker 1: I think I'm following you, But wait a minute, how
Speaker 1: did China get into this.
Speaker 8: Also, you know, I want to call this out. This
Speaker 8: really irritates me. The Republican Party is all campaigning against
Speaker 8: communism right now? What about Elaine Chow? Elaine Chow flew
Speaker 8: to China and met with the Vice President just a
Speaker 8: few days after Mitch McConnell is practically died and went
Speaker 8: to the hospital. So where are we going to call
Speaker 8: out a possible communist Chinese spy? Right there, you're.
Speaker 2: Calling his wife a possible Chinese Yes.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, what woman leaves her husband's side while he
Speaker 8: is dead or dying in the hospital, flies to China
Speaker 8: and meets with the Vice president? Answer me that.
Speaker 3: Got spy? Clearly?
Speaker 2: Did that actually happen?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I'd beg question one.
Speaker 3: At least she's not a vacuum blanker.
Speaker 1: I miss uh, I miss MTG in the special sunshine
Speaker 1: she brought to the political process.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I'm Foxes keeps doing these anniversaries. Two
Speaker 2: days ago was the two year anniversary Drump being shot.
Speaker 2: And then so today is the anniversary of blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: So yesterday would have been the two year anniversary of
Speaker 2: you seeing Marjorie Taylor Green at the airport.
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, memorable in that I remember it.
Speaker 2: That was exciting. I was sitting next to the bodyguard
Speaker 2: for the little guy who talks fast to the high voice,
Speaker 2: Ben Shapiro was one of the bodyguards for Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: His voice isn't that high anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he had a gun with him and he
Speaker 2: would drink it hard on the plane and everything like that.
Speaker 2: But that was so exciting when he was wearing a
Speaker 2: T shirt. This was less than twenty four hours after
Speaker 2: Trump was shot. I was on the plane with this
Speaker 2: dude and he had a Trump with the fist in
Speaker 2: the air T shirt that he had gotten printed out
Speaker 2: in time to get on the plane, you know, a
Speaker 2: dozen hours after the shooting. That was quite the That
Speaker 2: whole period was one of the most amazing things that's
Speaker 2: ever happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me.
Speaker 1: Candice Owns went over one after Ben Shapiro yet again
Speaker 1: the other day.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll feature that on the radio show tomorrow. But
Speaker 3: the way she unhinged and everyone knows it, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, Marjorie, and I will tell you what she said
Speaker 1: on the show tomorrow. But I love what Nelly Bowles
Speaker 1: said the Free Press. This is the kind of rhetoric
Speaker 1: that would make the men in those old German beer
Speaker 1: halls blush. Oh really, Oh, she'd have made an outstanding Nazi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I assume it's the hose on the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be like the floor back that would hurt.
Speaker 3: Oh good lord, No, it's the hose. It's all about,
Speaker 3: you know, mangle.
Speaker 2: You're junk. You don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, be careful what setting you put it on?
Speaker 3: Trust me? Really right?
Speaker 6: Well, I guess that's it.