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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone prying. Hello. Hey, this is coach.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Skyler's dad, Jason. This is this

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Speaker 1: is Jason. Who who is this? This is coach your

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Speaker 1: Skyler's dad? Right, yeah, I'm Skylar's dad. But who am

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Speaker 1: I talking to? Coach? Okay, you got you gotta quit

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Speaker 1: it with this coach thing. What's your name, dude? My

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Speaker 1: name is coach. That's what I like to go by.

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Speaker 1: I'm the new defensive back coach on your son's flag

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Speaker 1: football team. Nice to meet you. You can just call

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Speaker 1: me coach. Thank you. Well, what's your first name? My

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Speaker 1: first name is coach, and you will call me coach.

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Speaker 1: That's what I expect to be called by everybody in

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Speaker 1: my life, Thank you very much. My mom can call

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Speaker 1: me Donald. Other than that, everybody else calls me coach.

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Speaker 1: Skyler calls me coach. The other kids on the team

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Speaker 1: call me coach, the other coaches call me coach, and

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Speaker 1: you will call me coach as well. So your name

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Speaker 1: is Donald, My name is coach. Okay. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you blow whistles into my ear, but my name

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Speaker 1: is coach because I'm the coach of this team and

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Speaker 1: I demand some respect. Nobody calls me a boy my

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Speaker 1: first name. They only call me coach. That's including the parents.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to get a little sorry to get a little

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Speaker 1: up in your face there, but that's how I do things.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to be called coach. Please, So if you

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Speaker 1: please respect me and call me coach, thank you. Okay, whatever, coach?

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Speaker 1: But what are you calling me for. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because I've been assessing your son, Skylar and his athletic

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Speaker 1: ability or should I say lack thereof? Lack of. My

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Speaker 1: son is one of the best players on the team,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know if you're talking about correction, you'd

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Speaker 1: be one of the best players on the team if

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Speaker 1: I was coaching a team of water boys. The last

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Speaker 1: time I checked on the defensive back coach for this

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Speaker 1: flag football team, and your son Skyler attempts to play

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Speaker 1: the position of defensive back. Is that true or not true? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're talking about my son. My son carries that team,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know what kind of mess your son

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Speaker 1: should be carrying. Is water to some other more athletically

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Speaker 1: talented children and maybe even spitting it from his mouth

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Speaker 1: into their mouth. That's the kind of talent he has.

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Speaker 1: What the are you talking about. I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: fact that your son is benched until further notice, Until

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Speaker 1: TFN or further notice, is what I'm saying. Dude, you're

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Speaker 1: not even the head coach, like I know, the head coach,

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Speaker 1: not yet. You were right. I might be an assistant coach. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I might be an assistant to assistant coach, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But I will soon be the head coach of this

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Speaker 1: football team, and this football team plays to win. I

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Speaker 1: will not have losers on this team, and Skyler is

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Speaker 1: on his way to being a loser, just like his father.

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Speaker 1: I can tell me a loser. Dude. You're that's right.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you would have sat on the bench a

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Speaker 1: little bit when you were playing flag football like Skyler's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to, you grow up to be a winner.

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Speaker 1: But I can tell, based on the way that you're

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Speaker 1: whining that you're nothing but a whiney little cry baby too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where do you think he got his athletic ability from?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what'd you say? I was too busy blowing

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Speaker 1: my whistle. Yo, you blow that whistle one more time.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show it up your That was three times,

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Speaker 1: you got one more time. I'm coming down there. I'll

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Speaker 1: do you better than that. I'll do you better than

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Speaker 1: that two times. Come on down here, big boy. Come

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Speaker 1: on down here, big boy, and shove up where the

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Speaker 1: sun don't shine. I'm not wearing any pants right now,

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Speaker 1: so the opportunity is perfect. What you're not wearing any

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Speaker 1: pants right now? That's why I'm in my office with

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Speaker 1: no pants on, ready for you to come down here

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Speaker 1: and see what you're made of. Oh oh no, I'll

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Speaker 1: warn you. You're gonna have to kiss me square on

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Speaker 1: the lips before that happens. Bucko. I'm coming down there

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Speaker 1: right now. Well, I hope so you kiss me square

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Speaker 1: on the lips like a man and then put this

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Speaker 1: what's or wherever you want it? What? I'm coming down

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Speaker 1: there right now. You better Well No, I just called

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Speaker 1: to tell you it's a prank phone call and you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't come down here. I'm sorry about that. What what's

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Speaker 1: going on? What's going on? Is this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: You and your wife, Lynette set you up. This Lynette,

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Speaker 1: this is jew Well, no, this is Jewbil from the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show. Your wife set you up. She wanted me

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Speaker 1: to call as one of the coaches from your son's

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Speaker 1: flag football league and just be a total a hole.

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Speaker 1: So I guess it worked because you were almost out

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Speaker 1: the door to come beat me up. So oh, I

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Speaker 1: was really coming down there to do that with their whistle,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks.