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Speaker 1: come on your tha h huh, I sure will. Good morning, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Are you are listening to the voice? Come on dig

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Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a

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Speaker 1: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that

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Speaker 1: I've gotten older and I've come in to a better

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Speaker 1: when I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.

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Speaker 1: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,

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Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: you can go to church and get a far more

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Speaker 1: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking

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Speaker 1: to people. You know. Grace is this thing that that

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Speaker 1: God provides for us, and grace's just things that you

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Speaker 1: get that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look

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Speaker 1: at my life as it is today. You know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I work hard and I have faith in God that

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Speaker 1: But the way my life is now, I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: don't look at it that way. I have been the

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Speaker 1: You know, the goals that I set and the aspirations

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Speaker 1: he gives you far more than that. He gives you

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Speaker 1: what He he has for you, not what you can see.

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Speaker 1: You can't see all He has for you. It's impossible.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? How can you possibly imagine what he

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Speaker 1: How can it be that isn't a single mind living

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Speaker 1: What in your wildest imagination could have made you think

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which

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Speaker 1: Because if He judged us purely on how we are

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Speaker 1: to time. Nobody's perfect man. Now I understand what my

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Speaker 1: Get aware of the fact that God does things for

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Speaker 1: you simply because He loves you. He does things for

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Speaker 1: you that you don't even deserve. Somehow you just wonder

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Speaker 1: some stuff you can't even imagine. So why are you

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Speaker 1: hear songs like my soul looked back and wonder how

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,

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Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't

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Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: here it is. It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now.

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Speaker 1: I've been starting off with your songs that just out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere. That just meant something to me and all

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Speaker 1: what it was. Just in me rolle my bike down

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Speaker 1: But praise God, my brother saw it. My brother walked

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Speaker 1: the only good thing. Well, my bike was still there,

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Speaker 1: thank golf. And that rolled back from fifty fifth down

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Speaker 1: that's a lot. You were in shape, weren't you. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know. It was a long ass ride.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't no other way to get out. I ain't

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Speaker 1: You do remember that time I tried to take you something.

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Speaker 1: Your little last kept falling off the handlebar. You didn't

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Speaker 1: fell off the damn handaball not to ran over your ass. Yeah, bro,

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Speaker 1: god damn you ran him old like he fell forward.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to pick you up. It was funny though.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, we're all never apologize to you

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Speaker 1: about that either. Oh, now you gonna said I never apologize.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening Morning show right now. It's

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that brank back. Pump

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Speaker 1: your brakes, that's what we got. Cat down, pump your brakes.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Natalie, Natalie. How you doing. My name is Darren.

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Speaker 1: I'm with the homeowners Association. Oh okay, hey, dare how

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Speaker 1: you doing? Listen? Um, we got a we got a

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Speaker 1: who's who who actually brings your kids home from school? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Each day? Oh, my mom gets my kids for me

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Speaker 1: and she dropped them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we

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Speaker 1: have a we have a bit of a problem. The

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Speaker 1: kids are fine, there's there's no issue with the kids

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Speaker 1: at the HLA. We've been getting some complaints. Uh, it

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Speaker 1: seems like your mother is is uh really speeding down

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Speaker 1: this do you little Matthew Tommy from a Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: cat your nephew. New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. That's the

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Speaker 1: She never leaves me. She never leaves me. He stepped

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Speaker 1: tim jay car, what's happen? What's up? You know? You

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Speaker 1: all right? Oh just lie oh dish washing liquid? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get that. Yes, something, we got to play together.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, how about you that big box of paper

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Speaker 1: egg nah, how you can't see that together? But how

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Speaker 1: how did you bring all that together? One day? Though?

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Speaker 1: started to tradition years ago. So all my sons on

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Speaker 1: Christmas morning, no matter where they are, they fly home.

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Speaker 1: They sit with their daddy on Christmas morning, have fried oystris,

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Speaker 1: eggnog and hot rolls. They like it. Two of them

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Speaker 1: don't care for eggnog. But you have to drink it

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Speaker 1: though or else on christ you know. Oh you ain't, no, Harvey,

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Speaker 1: give me my damn name back, Okay, you know. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so what you want to be you ain't nothing else.

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Speaker 1: So Steve tell us about the new tradition elf on

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Speaker 1: the shelf. All you know about that because we talked

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Speaker 1: about it. Tommy talked about it. Is Yeah, you thought

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Speaker 1: I would that our house, Marjorie does that. I'm against it.

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Speaker 1: But this year for the grandkids, it's living with us.

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Speaker 1: So and were talking about this elf on the shelf.

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Speaker 1: We're just talking about elf on the shelf. Are you're

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Speaker 1: gonna case some kids? I think it's up there with

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Speaker 1: fan Oh yeah, momis you? It ain't up there with

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Speaker 1: some Take it from me. The man ain't about a

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Speaker 1: damn thing. But I'm glad you brought that up. Tommy.

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Speaker 1: How conscientious of you? Yeah, man, Tommy? What country you

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Speaker 1: got this year? This year? Uh? You hear that? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: What you normally have more than one Christmas tree? Too?

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Speaker 1: And last it all boy not I'm girl, No, no,

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Speaker 1: I have two big windows. That's why it just putting

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Speaker 1: up one would be crazy. You want to balance it?

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Speaker 1: I like, yeah, you know, aesthetically, I'm all, we could

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Speaker 1: have falled with one tree. Well, we could have fad

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Speaker 1: with one tree. Timmy, ain't gotta put up two trees.

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Speaker 1: The tree so damn big, you can see it in

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Speaker 1: all the windows. There's so much pressure with the same

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Speaker 1: We started off with elfha the shelf. What happened? How

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Speaker 1: did it go? Left? Okay, wait to get some money. Man,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve, let's get to the news. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Miss Anne trip you guys, Okay, this is a trip

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Speaker 1: with the news. Well. President Biden went national yesterday out

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Speaker 1: line he has planned to deal with the fast spreading

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Speaker 1: omicron COVID variant. Almost everyone who has died from COVID

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Speaker 1: nineteen in the past many months has been unvaccinated unvaccinated.

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Speaker 1: But if you're among the majority of Americans who are

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Speaker 1: fully vaccinated, and especially if you've gotten the booster shot,

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Speaker 1: that third shot, you have much, much less reason to worry.

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Speaker 1: Mister Biden says the government is going to deliver five

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Speaker 1: hundred million free rapid test kits to Americans while also

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Speaker 1: increasing support for hospitals and expanding availability of vaccines. The

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Speaker 1: omicron variant has become the dominant strain of the virus

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Speaker 1: in less than a month, and the President says it's

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Speaker 1: americans patriotic duty now he says, to get vaccinated against

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Speaker 1: the coronavirus. Jurors are going to continue deliberating the manslaughter

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Speaker 1: case against former Minnesota policewoman Kim Potter today. Potter, who's white,

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Speaker 1: charged with last April shooting death of an unarmed young

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Speaker 1: black man named Dante Wright, and after deliberating for about

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Speaker 1: twelve hours yesterday, jurors submitted questions to the judge Regina Chew.

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Speaker 1: First question is if the mary cannot reach consensus, what

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Speaker 1: is the guidance around how long and what steps should

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Speaker 1: be taken? Well, Judge, you kept, responded after rereading, and

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Speaker 1: she read that, and then she reread part of the

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Speaker 1: jury instructions to respond to the question, which says that

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Speaker 1: they should not hesitate to re examine their views, but

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Speaker 1: shouldn't feel forced to surrender their honest opinions just to

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Speaker 1: reach a verdict. Judge also agreed to allow juris to

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Speaker 1: further examine Potter's unloaded gun. They wanted to be able

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Speaker 1: to actually talk to active, feel it, I guess, and

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Speaker 1: feel the weight of it. Stuff. It's been big news

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Speaker 1: this week that West Virginia Democratic Senator Joe Mansion announced

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Speaker 1: that he was definitely not signing on to President Biden's

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Speaker 1: social stimulus package. We talked about that. Everybody's can talk

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Speaker 1: about that. Well, there seems to be a big fly

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Speaker 1: in the ointment, and that fly is the United Mind

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Speaker 1: Workers Union, believe it or not. Apparently, besides Republicans in

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Speaker 1: Congress and dirty energy CEOs, a lot of people in

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Speaker 1: West Virginia were looking forward to the passage of the bill.

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Speaker 1: In a statement the whole work as you when you

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Speaker 1: were politely but firmly asked Senator Mansion to reconsider his

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Speaker 1: no position because of the benefits that would contain, like

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Speaker 1: health of mind. Work is suffering from black lung. A

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Speaker 1: lot of mine workers are dying from that every day. Finally,

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Speaker 1: sad news for soap opera fans. Jerry Douglas, the actor

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Speaker 1: who played the patriarch of the Abbot clan and The

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Speaker 1: Young and the Restless, has died. Jerry Douglas was always

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Speaker 1: the dapper you know, gray haired John Abbott. He was

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Speaker 1: a chairman of Jabbok Cosmetic fo with thirty years. Jerry

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Speaker 1: Douglas died after a brief illness, only three days before

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Speaker 1: his eighty ninth birthday. Now back to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the String Show. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: time for steve favorite segment. It's called as the clo Now,

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Speaker 1: Steve you ready? Are you ready? Stay ready? All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. This one's from tab A DC. Tab says,

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Speaker 1: I'm forty nine and I'm dating a man that's seventy four. Okay.

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Speaker 1: He looks like he's my age, and he's very athletic

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Speaker 1: and energetic. We have a big problem in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: and it's not what you think. His problem is that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know when to stop. The sex can go

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Speaker 1: on for an hour and I have to work, run

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Speaker 1: errands and do other stuff, so he needs to wrap

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Speaker 1: it up sooner. He admitted that he's on medication and

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Speaker 1: the side effect is increased a sexual desire. Desire. He's

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Speaker 1: called me a lightweight and said I'll have to find

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Speaker 1: someone else that is up to the challenge. I hate

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Speaker 1: it when he said stuff like that. Do you think

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Speaker 1: he's just joking. Well, let's go a couple things. First

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Speaker 1: of all. First of all, the seventy four and last

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Speaker 1: too long. In medication, he's lost feeling in certain areas,

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Speaker 1: so the lasting longest. Don't worry, he'd have lost a

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Speaker 1: lot of fear. He knew it. So don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: That all that hours and all that. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know you need gonna pay you a lightweight. I

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Speaker 1: need to get somebody help. And the other thing you

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Speaker 1: said was you forty nine and he's seventy and he

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Speaker 1: looked your age. Not hold up, you're not going forward.

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Speaker 1: He's athletic and energetic. She says, he's seventy four, and

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Speaker 1: he looked your age. Ah, he's seventy four, and you

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Speaker 1: look his age. I didn't think about that. Just say that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I looked at all of it. When you ask me something,

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Speaker 1: we're in here problems because he might not be all

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Speaker 1: that athletic and energetic. Just your ass is older than

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Speaker 1: forty nine physically, and maybe that's what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking he more than he really is because

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Speaker 1: you ain't what you're saying you are. Let the church say, man,

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Speaker 1: let men, sometimes the answer is in your own damn question.

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Speaker 1: I believe her. Maybe she ain't an athletic. She ought

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Speaker 1: to get athletics. She would be more like forty nine,

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Speaker 1: most forty yin your women still got it, So she

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Speaker 1: ain't well. Well, he sat in the forward. Well, you

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Speaker 1: got medication that increases his that's viagl. That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: It increases what else? What it taking? Once again, if

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Speaker 1: you have something else, sir, please write into this show.

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Speaker 1: This became another secy yesterday some dude took a shot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a strawberry letter. Yeah, a shot, and he wasn't going

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Speaker 1: through that pain no more. Okay, all right, we'll come

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Speaker 1: right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette. Please, Jay set this

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Speaker 1: one up for us. Tell us. And it's so important

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Speaker 1: to explain this because we get new listeners every day

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Speaker 1: and we're doing a different segment that people are not

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Speaker 1: aware of. So that's why I take the time to explain.

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Speaker 1: And it's very simple. You take subjects and you put

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Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel,

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Speaker 1: You spun the wheel and which stop. We can do

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Speaker 1: the damn thing because we'se comedians were good? All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things

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Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house,

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Speaker 1: things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday, yeah,

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Speaker 1: things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.

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Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you

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Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta. Yeah, let's let's spind the wheel. I'm my

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Speaker 1: own old but death of way. Yeah oh oh. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was gonna stop on over decorating, but now

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Speaker 1: it stopped on things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you wanted for just the same as Steve's bad

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Speaker 1: acting theater. No, no, that's no, no, no, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.

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Speaker 1: But these are things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go the things

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Speaker 1: you say you didn't give what you say? Who come on?

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Speaker 1: Oooh this is nice and this one lights up? What

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Speaker 1: is it with that attitude? That's how you say it,

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Speaker 1: that's what you say and how you say it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: j I'll tell you what. This is something I actually

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Speaker 1: said as a kid, but I didn't get what I

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Speaker 1: want on huh for Christmas? And they were standing there

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Speaker 1: by parents, but I was about ten. I said, you

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Speaker 1: said the actual words. Yeah, you know, when you open

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Speaker 1: that box of it ain't what you're supposed to get. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, I'll I put this in the drawer with

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Speaker 1: that racket ass time you about like I ain't grateful. Well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want this one. This is

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Speaker 1: what you say at work. I knew when he pulled

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Speaker 1: my name it wasn't gonna be worth for damn I

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Speaker 1: can't exchange. I knew what pulled thing you save and

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Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah a pound cake? Huh? Thanks

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Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah to a diabetic Things you say when

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Speaker 1: you don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Check short again? Take again? Come on? Why? Why? Why?

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Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kill? I don't

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Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work

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Speaker 1: guys a county. Come on, Steve. Black people don't eat fruitcake?

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Speaker 1: Stand that down? Fruitcake? What is some damn green things

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Speaker 1: in there? What is that snowshovel? I live in La Thanks.

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Speaker 1: These people say what they don't get what they want

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00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: for Prismas. I already know the story of Jesus. I

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Speaker 1: already know it. Come on, who eats this basket of cheese?

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Speaker 1: Is all right? Steve? Come on? Closing out that's why

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Speaker 1: we're getting into the boys. This damn croc pop. This

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Speaker 1: is the last thing somebody won't know. Damn Croc pot.

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Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm next. It is the nephew with a praying phone

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Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening to show

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Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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Speaker 1: my husband's supportive secretary. All right, right now, the nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's praying phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for us? Nev This is for uh, you know what, Shirley.

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Speaker 1: This is for you. Huh, Carla, let get into the price.

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Speaker 1: This is sipping Monica. Neighborhood Watch. Neighborhood Watch. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: sounds sound all right right, all right, ye not, let's

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Speaker 1: run it though. God. Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Johnny. Okay, you're the one that'll be doing the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch.

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Speaker 1: Is that you? Who's this is this Johnny? Who is

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Speaker 1: this man? This is cree j Answer my question? Are

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Speaker 1: you Johnny? To your rode your roe. I'm Johnny and

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Speaker 1: I do the neighborhood watch. Who was the damn tj on? Man?

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Speaker 1: Don't call my phone y'all at me charging me up?

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Speaker 1: Hey man, only a two streets over from you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that

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Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking

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Speaker 1: in the window at my wife when I came outside.

630
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: You with halfway down the street. You when your damn dog.

631
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: You ain't watching the neighborhood. You're looking trying to see

632
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 1: them in the window. That's what you're doing. Picking some Please,

633
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: I don't look man. I'll do my job. Man, I

634
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: do my name, I do my job, do the neighborhood watch.

635
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: I make sure people ain't bringing nobody houses. I gotta write,

636
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: what the hell I want to look at somebody else's wife.

637
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: I got a pizza at home. I want you need

638
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: you need to stay over looking people do looking through people?

639
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: Wonder Man, You're supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not

640
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: watching my wife. When you say you live again because

641
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: we went, I live too street. You know what I'm

642
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what though, I'll tell you what. Let's

643
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: see damn people. Tom, I'm gonna show you what a

644
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: damn people Tom is. No, I'm gonna show you what. No,

645
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start looking through your window looking at your wife.

646
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: See one he served another peep, mister John. But but

647
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: putting your over here, I want you to look. I

648
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: want you to look at my damn window. Who the

649
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: hell is this? I ain't got time for this, man.

650
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: I got a job, I got a mortgage, I got kids.

651
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. Man. Don't look at

652
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: a job. Man, don't don't find a job. I got

653
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: a job. I got a job for one. I'm at work.

654
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: You got a job, Yeah, you got a job. Crying

655
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: like a damn talking about somebody looking at your Why

656
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't body looking at your damn white man. Got

657
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: a job. But when I'm at I'm wondering if you

658
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: back of the looking through the window at my wife.

659
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later

660
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: than life. Look through the window. Fine, Remember the hell

661
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Calling me? Tell my people, and

662
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: it's just damn white. You don't body come. That's what

663
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: you've been doing. Man, No wife, you're probably ain't got

664
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: no wife. You're probably married to him, damn midget or something.

665
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: You're talking about, man, tell about not people at your

666
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: wife got a wattle wife, and you was gonna wonder

667
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: and I'm willing still watching the neighborhood. But that ain't work.

668
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,439
Speaker 1: I'm doing all I take. Come over here, announce, because

669
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: you're a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever, how

670
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: many streets whatever? You are for me? Come night now.

671
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm stand outside, whip my dog, pushing on your I

672
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: want you to come by what I'm coming later that

673
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: night when you are at that shower the same way

674
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: you were looking through my one. Please just come by,

675
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: don't wait, just come by now. Please. I cot that

676
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: way with I don't talk about right now when I'm

677
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: wearing somebody way what I'm getting ready to slow down

678
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: so I could get ready and ten of my business. Man,

679
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to gold work again the day. Man,

680
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Bro? I got

681
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: two damn jobs. I got a job to what I'm

682
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: doing the day and at night and in between I

683
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: do the neighborhood. Watch. I'm doing your service. I'm helping

684
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: your lazy. Do you stop your watching people looking to

685
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: see if they're looking at your damn watch? Want you

686
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: get your second job or something? Man? Wan't you google?

687
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: Wan't you look at muster dot com or something? What

688
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: the hell is wrong with you? Coming? Mem I'm peeping

689
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: at your day yall? Watch man, don't you ever call

690
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: me with no Who the hell is this anyway? Yeah?

691
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: Who the hell is this? Because some for you who

692
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: tell you who it is? This is nephew Tommy from

693
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got franked by

694
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: your wife Trisha, and they want baby. They ain't right, baby,

695
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: ain't baby, they ain't right. Then you got me man,

696
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: because I said, ain't nobody to go get me on? No, Frank, Man,

697
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't fall time for that. Man, Damn frank. Your

698
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: wife told me you do the neighborhood. Watch oh man,

699
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: she said you do the neighborhood. You walk, you know,

700
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: because what you gotta rob Waller. Yeah, that's why I

701
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: use nigga. I want to be safe. They just keep

702
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: something happening. I just stick my rock fell on that.

703
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: Then you got me bad that you you got me,

704
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: You're good. I'm good. Bang. I'm gonna get it though,

705
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: all right. Let me ask you this though, what is

706
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,479
Speaker 1: the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show

707
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: in the land made the Steve Harvest Show. I just

708
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: want to know it's my twenty nineteen stupid start now right,

709
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: I just I have Top twenty nineteen the right white you.

710
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: Why would you jump start something that was in full

711
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: blast if you don't think it's next level Steve, you

712
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: don't think it's next level the top when it comes

713
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: to stupid, he had the top hist game. President and CEO.

714
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: You did get Thank you, sir. All right, I'm gonna

715
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: tell it to you again. Chicago, Illinois, Here we come

716
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: the United Center, Baby, Washington, d C. Here we come

717
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 1: Eagle Bank Arena and Atlanta GA. State Farm Arena, Chicago.

718
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: You are on the thirtieth DC. You are on the first,

719
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Speaker 1: Atlanta GA. You are on the second. It's the New

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721
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: Here is the line up. Earthquake in the Building, Eddie

722
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: Griffin in the Building, Centric the Entertainer D. L. Hughley,

723
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy once again shy Town.

724
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Speaker 1: It is December the thirtieth, watching d C. January first, Atlanta, Georgia,

725
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Speaker 1: January the second, Stay Farm Arena, all ticket Master outlets

726
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Speaker 1: or you can go to the box office get yourself

727
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: from tickets. It's gonna be a hell of a show.

728
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: Thickets Donna say right, no, yeah, I hope you come

729
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,919
Speaker 1: hang out with you boy in atl Man. I hope

730
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: you back home by then January second. Slide. Man got

731
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: a couple of things that Judge showy jumping off that Tuesday.

732
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: So I gotta figure out. I gotta I gotta promote

733
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: the show. You come to jail what. I don't know,

734
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 1: what's what's gonna happen. I just want to go home

735
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: right now. Man, So I biggnog man, look at my

736
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Christmas tree. All right, gotta go to the grandson BJ

737
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: played basketball. He playing basketball? Now ya? All right, thank

738
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: you nephew, and we'll be looking for Steve for sure.

739
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: Up next Strawberry Letter subject my husband's supportive secretary. Right

740
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to show. All right, it is

741
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

742
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: advice on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit

743
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit

744
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, fuck it up and hold on tight. We

745
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry letter.

746
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Subject my husband's supportive secretary. Dear

747
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been married for fourteen years and we

748
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 1: have two sons. My hus is a middle school principle

749
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: and I work full time in an office. Excuse me.

750
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: My husband and I have a great social life, and

751
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: we used to focus on keeping the romance alive in

752
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: our marriage, but my boys are very active in sports now,

753
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: so it's hard to find time to hang out together.

754
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: It has not affected my husband's social life at all,

755
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: though he still hangs out after work and I have

756
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: a big issue with who he chooses to spend his

757
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: time with. He has been going out with his secretary

758
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: to have a quick dinner or just to grab a drink,

759
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: as he says. His secretary is married too, but her

760
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: kids are grown so she doesn't have to rush home

761
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: after work. After the first couple of times the two

762
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: of them went out, I went up to the school

763
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: and had a talk with both of them. She told

764
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: me that they are merely co workers and good friend

765
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: that tell each other everything. He told me that I

766
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: should not have come up there and that there was

767
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: nothing going on. Later, when he got home, he was

768
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 1: angry with me and told me that I don't support

769
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: who he is as a black man, and the secretary

770
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: is easy to talk to. She listens to him. I

771
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 1: was furious and humiliated. Meanwhile, he's hanging out after work.

772
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: I am running around with our boys, making sure there

773
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: at all of their practices and games. But I'm not supportive.

774
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: I really need some good advice before I ring his neck.

775
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: Please help, go ahead and ring his neck? Go ahead,

776
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 1: because he is wrong. I mean, your husband's out of order.

777
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: He's ignoring everything you're telling him and just doing whatever

778
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 1: he wants to do with his so called best friend

779
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: and very supportive secretary. I think your husband's disrespectful and

780
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: he knows. Should you have gone up to his job? No, no,

781
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have gone up to his job because you

782
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 1: know that could cause him to get fired or whatever,

783
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: depending on what happened after that. But he didn't, So

784
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: that's okay. If you guys can't work this stuff out

785
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: at home, there is something really serious going on. A

786
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: telling line in the letter, he said, a couple of

787
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: them I don't think that you don't support who he

788
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: is as a black man. What does that have to

789
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: do with anything? What does that have to do with anything? Right?

790
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, he tried her, didn't he try her? Yeah,

791
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: he tried it. And and but this is a real

792
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: telling line. The secretary is easy to talk to. She

793
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: listens to him. Yeah, that was a very telling line.

794
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: And you had every right to be furious and humiliated.

795
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: He's not listening to you. She listens to him. But

796
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: he's not listening to you at all. And where he

797
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: wants your support? Where's his support? You're the one running

798
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: around with the boys making sure they're at all of

799
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: their practices and games. Isn't that something that usually the

800
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: dad does or you guys do together? You both support

801
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 1: your children. Meanwhile he's at the club, hanging out, doing

802
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: his thing with his secretary. No, this is wrong, and

803
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: your and your husband is wrong. He's not supporting you

804
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: as a black woman, as a black wife, as a mother,

805
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: as a lover, all of these things. Okay, he's wrong.

806
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: He needs to get it together, and I'm all for

807
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: you ringing his next Steve, Well, let's start with this.

808
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: Ringing his neck ain't gonna do it. Damn good. All

809
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: he gonna do is go over there and get his

810
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: neck rubbed. Now, you already ain't listening to him, so

811
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: he sayd she easy to talk to because she listens.

812
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: Here you is ringing next. Now I got to go

813
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 1: over him and get my neck rubbed out by the

814
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: same hellel that's talking to me and listening, pushing me.

815
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: You're just making it easy for the clean up woman

816
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: to get your man's love. Oh no, that song was

817
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: written for you. Now let me walk you through it. Steve,

818
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: you wrong on this one. Whatever, it's a letter the

819
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: people wrong for that. You and your husband have a

820
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: great social life. We used to focus on keeping romance

821
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 1: alive in our marriage. Well you ain't gonna do that

822
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: no more. See you don't have to focus on keeping

823
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: it alive no more. Oh his ear is his live here,

824
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: dinner out, drinking, his social life. He's live. But your

825
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: boys is active in sports. Who it's hard to find

826
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: time to hang out together. Uh, it ain't affected my

827
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: husband's social life. I told you that he still hang

828
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: out out to work, and I got a big issue

829
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: with who he's spending this time with. He going out

830
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: with his secretary to have a quick dinner or just

831
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: grab a drink. I don't know who you are. I

832
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: can't call my wife and go baby, I ain't coming home.

833
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to grab some dinner a quick drink with

834
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: this girl. Dog. Say that out loud, act like you're

835
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: on the phone. Baby, it's me. Hey, how you doing? Hey, listen,

836
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grab some dinner and we're gonna stop

837
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: and ask some drinking. I'm gonna be a little day,

838
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: all right, take it easy. And how does that sound crazy?

839
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: So after they did it a couple of times, the

840
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: first couple of times the two them went out, you

841
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: went up to the school and had a talk with

842
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: both of them. When we come back, what happened when

843
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: you went up to the school to talk with both

844
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: of them? Well, I tell you what happens. It ain't

845
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: go like your thought, did it. We come back, we're

846
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 1: gonna go over what God said to your faith, what

847
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: you miss that didn't get said to your face. Let

848
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: the chests say amen, Amen, all right? Coming out Part

849
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: two of Steve's response to my husband's supportive secretary at

850
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, right after this, you're listening,

851
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject my

852
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: husband's supportive secretary. They used to have a social life,

853
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: they worked on in everything. But they got these two boys.

854
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: They had sports, so you relegated yourself to taking them

855
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: to all the sporting events and have practices and everything.

856
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: The husband his social life good because he going out

857
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: after work then a drinks and you don't like who

858
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: he's going out with because he told you. Now, I

859
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: don't know who this stupid as a husband is you

860
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,959
Speaker 1: as you're married. But it ain't no where in the world.

861
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: I'd have told you about no woman I was going out. Yeah,

862
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: I would have been with some boys and anything. You'd

863
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: have been driving no place. It wouldn't have been nobody

864
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: in there but me, And I'd have told you me

865
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: and my boys and were down at the sports club

866
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: or the sports bars. Ain't the way in the world.

867
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: I'd have told you that I go to have dinner

868
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: with my secretary and we grab a drink. Now his

869
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: secretary is married too, but her kids has grown them

870
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: so she ain't got to rush home after work. Now

871
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: they went out together a couple of times. Then you

872
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: went up to the school to have a talk with

873
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: both of them. Now, this is what she told the

874
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: lady when she got up to the school. We are

875
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: merely co workers and good friends that can tell each

876
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: other anything. This woman had the audacity to tell you,

877
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: the wife of this guy. We go out, we have lunch.

878
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: We good friends that can tell each other anything. So

879
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: I guess the part about him being married to his

880
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: best friend. I guess that going out the bar, that's

881
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 1: just going out the winter because he's got an new

882
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: friends were good friends that could tell each other anything.

883
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: And then he told me I should not have come

884
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: up there, and that that was nothing. Go you shouldn't

885
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: have came up hill talking to both of us, right,

886
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: chew up hill fault. Ain't nothing going on now. Later,

887
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 1: when he got home, he came in the dough mad

888
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: with you, like he posted, because what I hadn't told you. Ladies,

889
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: the best defense is a good office. You're gonna just

890
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: come up to the school, yeah, or you come up

891
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: to the school like you crazy? Not crazy? You look,

892
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: you know what the people saying when you walked out

893
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: of there. Yea rolling one role in the back of

894
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: your head. You forgot to take out. Then you're all

895
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: up at the school coat open. You don't toew it

896
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: getting out the car, sitting up in here, lipstick all

897
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: over all over your TeV. You don't got mad, tried

898
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: to put it on in the car. Stoplights just up

899
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: in here and bassing me. Shouldn't have came up in here.

900
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing going on. Now I'm home now, and

901
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: I got news for you. He told her that I

902
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: don't support who he is as a black man. Now

903
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: you're going to dinner with your second time having drinks

904
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: and dinner. Really ain't got nothing to do with you

905
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: being a black man. I appreciate that. Really white man,

906
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: Filipino man, Chinese man, Latino man, any of us that

907
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: go to dinner and without secondary it ain't got nothing

908
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: to do with being a good, strong Latin. It has

909
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: nothing to do but a wonderfully strong Asian. It ain't

910
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. So quit tripping. He lying.

911
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: But then he said, and the secretary easy to talk to.

912
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: She listens to me, she said. I was furious and humility.

913
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: She didn't be really hurt, but it made him mad

914
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 1: that he had the gall to say it, because he's crazy.

915
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who you mad too, And

916
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: it's stupid behind. He wanted them over educated dudes. He's

917
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: so damn he's so damn smart. He dumb. I'm going

918
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: out to dinner with this woman. We haven't dinner and drinks.

919
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: Then you come up down talk about I talked to

920
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 1: about what she said. We talked about it. They yeah,

921
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: it could because she listens to me. Meanwhile, he's hanging

922
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,439
Speaker 1: out after work. I'm running around with our boys making shore.

923
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: They at all they practices and games, but I'm not supported.

924
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: I really need some good advice before I ring his neck.

925
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: First of all, what you're gonna when you say ring

926
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: his neck with that man? It ain't gonna stop nothing.

927
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: You already mad. You came up to the school, they're

928
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: still going out after here's your only hope, and this

929
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: is what you're gonna do. And I know you didn't

930
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: already thought it, because if you don't wrote the letter

931
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: women think of everything. I know you're gonna call her

932
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: huss already. Oh he get married? Do you think that

933
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: I already notice what she gonna do? Dog, shedn't love

934
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: this lot of sheepings in there and stuff about her

935
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: damn sulf. Oh everybody didn't know about this dog. I

936
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: don't see, I ain't seen. Nobody won't do that. Oh

937
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: did your husband know y'all going out to eat and drinks?

938
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: Of course he doesn't. He understands as part of my work,

939
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what husband is gonna agree to that?

940
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: Nor husband is going to be good? And what wife

941
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: is going to agree with this? Right? No, So that's

942
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: why she gonna tell the lady's husband. Now the lady's

943
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: husband gonna come up and sucker punch the priustle bam,

944
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: which is her husband fighting at the school. Yeah, then

945
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: he gonna end up doing some time because he wanted

946
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: real educated dude. We're squas dude. He came in and

947
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: punched me. I wasn't looking. I'm they're educating children at

948
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: all of them. This barbaric man comes up and goes

949
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: asked me, was I Howard? Of course I couldn't lie.

950
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: I said yes, mister Howard, and plat owl right in

951
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: the eye. So plat Owl heard my nephew say that, well, aunt,

952
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: when he was talking to Steve Harvey on his radio show,

953
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: and he just said plat owl right in my mind.

954
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: It hurt like all heck, And I'm pressing charges. We

955
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: gotta go email us instam not even if she looks

956
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: like you've described her, all right, email us or Instagram.

957
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: She looked like me, I'm no good here. Well, he

958
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 1: don't want to Today's Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey f M.

959
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: You're listening to stow. Here's a quick question for you, guys, um,

960
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: do you have a memory or vivid recollection of the

961
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: first time you met Santa Claus. First time I met

962
01:04:53,960 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: Santa Far No, I've seen the pitching, but I don't

963
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 1: remember the man. You ain't met the mall. But he

964
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: never came to my house. I never saw him. My

965
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: mom would always tell me he had been there, though,

966
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: and they sat out and talked for a minute. Oh

967
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: really always Yeah, Steve, you remember meeting Santa Claus when

968
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: I first met him? Yeah, but I already knew who

969
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: he was. What happened. I had been told by my

970
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: brothers and stuff. You didn't go down his white man

971
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: if it nothing house, So when I met him, it

972
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: didn't have the joy that you think you would have

973
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: as a child. But still I liked Santa Claus. I

974
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 1: always liked him. I thought his intentions were well. Plus

975
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm a big Christmas guy, So and why is that?

976
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of

977
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 1: all time. I loved Christmas from day one, the gifts,

978
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: the giving. You know, see my father, mother face man.

979
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: When they opened up this little worthless ass gift out

980
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: of bottom, you know, I knew to give wasn't worth

981
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: for damn. But the way they faked it and act

982
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: like they kid it meant a lot to me, you know.

983
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: And so I became a big giver of Christmas guilts.

984
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: I've always kind of like that, you know, nice gifts

985
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: and stuff. But then as I grew older, I realized

986
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 1: what Christmas was really about. So it wasn't about the

987
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: gift giving, no moment, and so it just became I

988
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 1: just want to treat. That's all I want. It's a treat,

989
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: you know, I know, I know the real meaning of Christmas.

990
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:44,439
Speaker 1: Right looking for to getting home so I can see

991
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: my treat. Haven't seen it? No, haven't seen it from again,

992
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where this one came in from. I

993
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: haven I have a disgusted chet with my wife, but

994
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 1: this coming in from somewhere. It ain't didn't get it

995
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:11,439
Speaker 1: at wall? Are you mad? From a lot to treat. Yeah,

996
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: where your treat called frontier names you name excuse what?

997
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: Excuse me? The markets name market as in predecorated, Yeah, predecorated,

998
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: Julian Yeah, yeah, wow, all right, all right, well, uh,

999
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1000
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 1: According to new research, one in five Americans are planning

1001
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,439
Speaker 1: on giving someone a take the hint gift this year.

1002
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: A new survey of two thousand Americans found that hint

1003
01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: gifts are pretty common practice, with one in three response

1004
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: and saying, uh, they've given at least one in the

1005
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 1: past year or so or in the past period. And

1006
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: who is the person in our life most likely to

1007
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: give us one of these hint gifts? Well, research shows

1008
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 1: it's our own partner. So when Gil Tasha running God,

1009
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,760
Speaker 1: he asks for running shows. But you know what they'll

1010
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: call it. I think it's cool though, because dudes, we different.

1011
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 1: You know, if that's what we want, then I think

1012
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 1: it's cool. Yeah. I mean, Tasha's real cool. You know,

1013
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: he's real laid back. He's not bagging some running shoes

1014
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: and you know, getting here and do your wifely duties.

1015
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 1: He'll say something like, yeah, well, I mean, yeah, with

1016
01:08:54,360 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: some heels on the shoes. Your shoes r you'll not

1017
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: like like in the hood when you see them shoes

1018
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 1: hanging over them over the telephone. Yeah, and I didn't

1019
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: want to Nessa did ask for the dinner jacket, but

1020
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was attached to dinner. Like

1021
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: Junior said off the air, he didn't at least he

1022
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 1: know he was going to eat. It was strategic. He

1023
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: put that jack. He starts smiling. He really did. He

1024
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: take a picture of him in every today decent he did? Okay,

1025
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: take it. He might get some running shoes too. Okay.

1026
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:50,520
Speaker 1: The most popular most popular hint gift Americans gift is deodorant,

1027
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: what or you do? Cologne? Yeah, self help book? I

1028
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: got your yeah, yes, more than take a hand. The

1029
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 1: most popular most popular gift is self help books. They

1030
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks. No,

1031
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,759
Speaker 1: I did not don't get one issue, exercise equipment, Carla,

1032
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 1: exercise equipment, I know, razors, toothpages, cleaning supplies, and even

1033
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: breath mints. Yeah, well I just bought. I just bought

1034
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 1: my wife the pelotike. Okay, so she she asked for

1035
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: the bike though she wasn't offended by you getting it? Right?

1036
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: Do you save that for Christmas? Christmas? Oh? This is

1037
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: your stand? He can't get off. But she asked save

1038
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay, well never mind. Yeah,

1039
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 1: different incomes, different bracket is different. All right. So Stephen

1040
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: and Junior and Timmy, if you guys had to give

1041
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 1: someone to take a hint gift, who would it be

1042
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: and what would it be against my sister getting every

1043
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 1: job application pamphlet I can find since she can't talk

1044
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: about they can't find in the world. I see that

1045
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:29,800
Speaker 1: high every day. Well, I think we just saw the

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Speaker 1: best take a hit gift. If I pick you up

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Speaker 1: to go shopping and I put your ass in the

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Speaker 1: back seat because my I got another fine chicken the front,

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Speaker 1: that's about a bigger hit gift you can get. What

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Speaker 1: about you? Now, my auntie? Is she listening? I don't

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Speaker 1: think a nice perm box a nice permit Damn. Let

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Speaker 1: this sit for at least twenty minutes. All right, Look,

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Speaker 1: everybody can't win, nowt your hell. Everybody can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, more ignorant more Shenanigan's coming up at twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Right after this. I ain't doing no Washington. You're listening

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, Steven. It's time to check your voicemail.

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Speaker 1: If you want to leave Steve a message or just

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Speaker 1: give a holiday greeting to your loved one, call us

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Speaker 1: right now at eight seven seven twenty nine Steve and

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Speaker 1: leave a message. Okay, good morning, Steve Harvey Morning Show crew.

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Speaker 1: My name is Koko from talahad Pepart. I like to

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Speaker 1: wish my family guys in Miami, Savannah Atmerica a very

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Speaker 1: merry Christmas. I love you guys, and I look forward

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Speaker 1: to seeing you all at my cousin's wedding in Sa Bahamas. Hi,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, wishing you and your family of merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I was calling. I wanted to wish my son Rickie

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Speaker 1: and Michael diedal and my daughter's Sonya Deal a very

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Speaker 1: merry Christmas. And I love you very much. Your mom

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Speaker 1: happy on all the days. Mister Harvey. This is Mary

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Speaker 1: calling some landover. I just want to say Mary, Christmas

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Speaker 1: to you and your staff. I listened to you guys

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Speaker 1: every morning. You're such an inspirational to me with your

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Speaker 1: inspirational messages. It's just a blessing and listen to you,

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Speaker 1: but I just want to call and the shooting your

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Speaker 1: staffs a merry Christmas and a price of smooth YEA

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Speaker 1: good morning, Steve. I listened to you guys every morning

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Speaker 1: going to work. This is Riggie Evans, markansall Man. I

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Speaker 1: just want to say, Marry Christmas and all those affected

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Speaker 1: by the tornado. Man's not blessed down, y'all a night,

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Speaker 1: keep encouraging us to keep up laughing. Right. This is

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Speaker 1: Levon Robinson in Prostes for Virginia. I want to wish

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Speaker 1: my daughters a Mary Christmas and happy New Year in Korea.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you got to help the holiday to the sea.

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Showing Number one show. If you under radio,

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Speaker 1: come in from you need a Harry and Lawrence Filermo.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Well, it's time for Steve's favorite segment.

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Speaker 1: It's called ass the CLLO. Now, Steve, you're ready? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Stay ready? All right? Here we go. This

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Speaker 1: one is from Tab at DC. Tab says, I'm forty

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Speaker 1: nine and I'm dating a man that's seventy four. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he looks like he's my age and he's very athletic

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Speaker 1: and energetic. We have a big problem in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: and it's not what you think. His problem is that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know when to stop. The sex can go

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Speaker 1: on for an hour and I have to work, run

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Speaker 1: errands and do other stuff, so he needs to wrap

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Speaker 1: it up sooner. He admitted that he's on medication and

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Speaker 1: a side effect is increased sexual desire. Desire. He's called

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Speaker 1: me a lightweight and said I'll have to find someone

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Speaker 1: else that is up to the challenge. I hate it

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Speaker 1: when he says stuff like that. Do you think he's

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Speaker 1: just joking. Well, let's go for that. First of all.

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Speaker 1: First of all, the seventy four and last too long

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Speaker 1: in medication, he's lost feeling in certain areas, so the

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Speaker 1: lasting longest, don't worry. He'd have lost a lot of

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Speaker 1: feel he knew, so don't worry about that. That all

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Speaker 1: that hours and all that. Yeah, you know, you know

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Speaker 1: you need to pick up pay you a lightweight. I

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Speaker 1: need to get somebody else. And the other thing you

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Speaker 1: said was you forty nine and he's seventy four, and

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Speaker 1: he looked your age. Not hold up, You're not going forward.

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Speaker 1: He's athletic and energetic. She says, he's seventy four, and

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Speaker 1: he looked your age. Ah, he's seventy four, and you

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Speaker 1: look his age. I didn't think about that. Well, I

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Speaker 1: looked at all of it when you asked me something.

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Speaker 1: We're in here problems because he might not be all

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Speaker 1: that athletic and energetic. Just your ass is older than

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Speaker 1: forty nine physically, and maybe that's what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking he more thing he really is because

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Speaker 1: you ain't what you're saying you are. Let the church say, man,

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Speaker 1: let me sometimes the answer is in your own damn question.

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Speaker 1: I believe her. Maybe she ain't athletic. She ought to

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Speaker 1: get athletics, she would be more like forty nine, most

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Speaker 1: forty yin your women still got it. So she ain't well. Well,

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Speaker 1: he sat in the forward. He got medication that increases

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Speaker 1: his that's viagral. That's what that is. You know what

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Speaker 1: it increases? What else? What it taking? Once again, if

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Speaker 1: you have something else, sir, please right in this show.

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Speaker 1: This became another second man. Yesterday, some dude took a shot,

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Speaker 1: Yeah a strawberry letter, Yeah, a shot, and he wasn't

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Speaker 1: going through that pain, no mold, Okay, all right, coming

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Speaker 1: up into her last break of the day. It's last,

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Speaker 1: I mean the absolute last break. It is damn day.

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Speaker 1: That's right. And some closing remarks we will have from

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Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey at forty nine minute

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Speaker 1: closing right after this. So I like that you're listening to.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we are our last break of the day.

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Speaker 1: It's been a good day. It's been Yeah, it's been

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Speaker 1: a really good day. We got through it has some

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Speaker 1: fun um and yeah up day. That used to be

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Speaker 1: Steve's favorite commercial right there, that camel. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: it's time for you to take us home with some

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Speaker 1: of your closing remarks. As always in my closing remarks,

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Speaker 1: I try to mix it up. Yesterday I talked about

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Speaker 1: all comfort and convenience. How in order to build a

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Speaker 1: life of convenience, convenience is built through inconvenience and to

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Speaker 1: build a life or comfortable. To build a life of comfort,

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01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,160
Speaker 1: you have to be you have to get comfortable with

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Speaker 1: being uncomfortable. And these are just true statements. Now here

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Speaker 1: is something else I want to share with This is

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01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 1: a little bit more direct. This is a little bit

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01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:27,120
Speaker 1: more This is everybody. People oftentimes ask me Steve, why

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Speaker 1: do you talk about faith? This is just from my

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Speaker 1: own experience. I have no other way to explain how

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Speaker 1: I've gotten to where I am today. Had it not

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Speaker 1: been for my faith, had it not been for my mother,

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Speaker 1: who was a Sunday school teacher, who taught me about God,

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Speaker 1: who taught me about prayer, taught me about faith, who

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Speaker 1: taught me about having a relationship with God. Had it

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Speaker 1: not been for that teaching right there, I wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: here today. Now. There are people who will tell you

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Speaker 1: that they have become successful without a relationship with God,

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Speaker 1: and that can happen. Will it last? No, but it

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01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:25,719
Speaker 1: can happen. But the reason it won't last is because

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Speaker 1: there will come a point in time in your life

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Speaker 1: where you will have to know God. And if you

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Speaker 1: don't know him, there will come a point in time

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Speaker 1: in your life where you will wish you did. That

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Speaker 1: will become a point in time in your life where

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Speaker 1: you will call His name as you've never called it before.

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Speaker 1: It happens to us all. It will happen before you

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Speaker 1: leave here. You will acknowledge the fact that He exists

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Speaker 1: now here. The upside, because God is not a god

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Speaker 1: that he wants us to have this life for fear,

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Speaker 1: and oh, my God, if I don't do this, I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna get this God. That God is really not

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Speaker 1: that way. God comes to give you life and give

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Speaker 1: you life more abundantly. Here's a reason I enjoy my faith.

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Speaker 1: Here's the reason I enjoy having a relationship with God.

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Speaker 1: See so many people I don't want to go to

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Speaker 1: hell and I want. Oh, let's let's let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the positivity of it. That's some good reasons for having faith.

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Speaker 1: That's some great reasons for have relationship with God. This

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Speaker 1: relationship with God I have. I feel safe. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel things. I'm not afraid of what somebody can do

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Speaker 1: to me. I'm not. I'm not I'm not afraid of

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Speaker 1: a decision that a company can make about me. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fretful of what anybody may think about my income.

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Speaker 1: I feel safe. I'm also I'm reassured that when something

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Speaker 1: goes contrary to what I thought was gonna happen, guess what,

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Speaker 1: I'm reassured because of my faith in my relationship with God,

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Speaker 1: that that too go work out on my behalf. Also,

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed this relationship because I have a constant guide.

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Speaker 1: I constantly can ask God for guidance and he'll give

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Speaker 1: it to me. My guide happens to be a king.

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Speaker 1: But this king is also my best friend, this relationship

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Speaker 1: that I have with him, he is my best friend

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Speaker 1: and my king. Man, don't you know it's kind of

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Speaker 1: cool having a king is your best friend? Who can

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Speaker 1: make decisions? Man, who can help you out, who've got answers,

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Speaker 1: who got resources, who has a way out, who can

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Speaker 1: be with you through everything you're going through and never

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Speaker 1: leave you. My king is my best friend. I enjoyed

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Speaker 1: because of my faith in my relationship. I enjoyed having

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Speaker 1: his companionship, a place that I can go to get

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Speaker 1: real answers, somebody I can talk to about anything I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. Man, I hadn't been in some trouble, I

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Speaker 1: haven't been sick, I haven't been counted out. But because

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Speaker 1: he's my companion, I can talk to him about anything.

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Speaker 1: And you know what I really love about my relationship

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Speaker 1: and my faith. He got answers. He got real answers. Man,

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Speaker 1: he got real I don't care what your situation is,

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Speaker 1: he got answers. There's scriptures written about everything you're going through.

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Speaker 1: There's actually prayers about everything you're going through. You ain't

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Speaker 1: running across nothing new. I don't care nothing about technology

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Speaker 1: and none of that. You're running into nothing new. The

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Speaker 1: stuff they're saying about you on the internet. They talked

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Speaker 1: about Jesus. He didn't do nobody. He gives me inspiration.

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Speaker 1: There's so many stories that I can read about, so

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Speaker 1: many incidents in scriptures that I can get inspired. Man,

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Speaker 1: that God don't really ever leave you. I'm so reassured

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Speaker 1: that he's with me every step of the way, that

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Speaker 1: he didn't bring me this far to leave me. That

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Speaker 1: all things work for the good to those who love him.

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Speaker 1: It's so many things that I have inspired me. Man,

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Speaker 1: when I get up, when i'm through praying, that I

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Speaker 1: just feel better. That's why I like my faith in

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Speaker 1: my relationship with God. You should just look into it. Man,

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to be perfect to have one. You

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01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,679
Speaker 1: just want to have to talk to him. Just start

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01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:45,080
Speaker 1: talking to him. That's all you got to do, all right.

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Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks today. Have money right now,

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Speaker 1: y'all have a good man. I'm out see y'all fright

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