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Speaker 1: Oh do you know Rolando loves to share? So I

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Speaker 1: recommend you listen to this wonder for beautiful centual podcast

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Speaker 2: It with all of your lovers and.

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Speaker 1: Your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you

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Speaker 1: say caring? I just made that though, ja enjoy.

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Speaker 2: We cover a lot of content on this show, trends,

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Speaker 2: news stories, sniff studies. Sniff studies are really big right now,

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Speaker 2: and the listeners probably hear us and wonder, how do

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Speaker 2: you know all this stuff was Jeff just born really

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Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's ever wondered that.

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Speaker 2: Don't we all know the answer to that. But today

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Speaker 2: I'm going to pull back the curtain on all of

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Speaker 2: morning radio just a tad because the truth is, uh huh.

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Speaker 4: There's a few radio websites that we go to that

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Speaker 4: find and organized all of it for us. They're called

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Speaker 4: prep sites because by tradition, most radio people are lazy

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Speaker 2: Work so normally to fill four hours of content, we

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Speaker 2: milk those stories down to the bone, right Brook, you

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Speaker 2: milking today.

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Speaker 3: Like a milking maid. Yes, I am underneath an utter

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Speaker 5: I'll let you know that that is not gonna happen today.

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Speaker 2: Instead, I'm challenging myself to plow through four hours of

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Speaker 3: That's not how a show, jeffy, not.

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Speaker 5: How most shows work. But I don't care.

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Speaker 2: It's time to blow the show, and you're.

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Speaker 3: The minuteman behind it.

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Speaker 6: It's right.

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Speaker 2: I'm a minute man and I'm proud of it today.

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Speaker 2: So sixty seconds, Brooke, do not try and stop me

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Speaker 6: I'm let's go.

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Speaker 2: Experts say you shouldn't charge your phone overnight? Why lower

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Speaker 7: What should we do instaid?

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Speaker 2: Jeff, You're supposed to charge it for forty five minutes

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Speaker 8: Duh.

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Speaker 3: Also, why are you yelling?

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Speaker 2: Steven Spielberg has been lying to us for years.

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Speaker 6: You know what that sound is?

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Speaker 7: Dynastic book, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: That's right, Timmy.

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Speaker 2: But science just found out that real velociraptors were only

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Speaker 7: It's not scary, Stielber.

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Speaker 6: Next tep line.

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Speaker 2: More dark secrets to the Amish lifestyle have been leaked.

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Speaker 2: It turns out they don't have social security numbers. I

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Speaker 6: And finally time for our nerdy.

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Speaker 2: Question of the day is question Guy, I wonder what

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Speaker 2: That's a stupid question, but experts say birds electricity and

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Speaker 6: Would smell like rotting flesh.

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Speaker 7: Lies.

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Speaker 6: Show is blown.

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Speaker 5: That was all the content on the prep site today.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the question of today and send it

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Speaker 9: Jake, much like a butterfly exiting at cocoon for the

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Speaker 9: He began as a feeble, fragile, and frail boy with

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Speaker 3: Is it underwear still a problem?

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Speaker 9: I'm speaking though about our very own young Jeffrey, who

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Speaker 9: Through dominating in powerful performances, he racked up a string

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Speaker 6: That's all that matters. Actually tied.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, take the same amount.

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Speaker 6: As we play.

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Speaker 9: Oh Locker Shocker, each host has twenty seconds to answer

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Speaker 9: rapid fire trivia. If they don't know an answer, they

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Speaker 6: Zapped by an electric dog collar.

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Speaker 9: We'll kick it off with someone who didn't believe Earth

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Speaker 9: was a real planet, Alexis, Hey.

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Speaker 7: I don't know all my planets?

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Speaker 6: All right, Alexis? Are you ready?

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Speaker 9: Your time starts now? What color is door? The Explorers shirt?

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Speaker 9: Purple Pink released November nineteen ninety nine. What Rapper actor

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Speaker 6: It's will Smith. What's the first element on the periodic table?

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Speaker 7: H two?

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Speaker 2: Very close? Two elements.

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Speaker 6: It's you've heard this before. That was zero points. Let's

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Speaker 2: Alright, Hose, I watch you mind the trash doesn't take

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Speaker 9: Jose is more confusing. All right, Jose, Your time starts now.

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Speaker 9: What's the closest continent to Antarctica?

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Speaker 9: Or in Suela too? In Blues Clues, Salt and Pepper

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Speaker 9: the hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Speaker 6: Quasi motive?

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Speaker 2: I thought it was Dave. Jose.

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Speaker 6: That's two. You have control board right now. Now move

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Speaker 9: Don't embarrass yourself today. Your time starts.

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Speaker 2: You know, Brook, everyone has dreams minus to crush yours today.

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Speaker 2: Best of luck to you, Brook.

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Speaker 3: Why am I your nemesis? I thought we were friends?

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Speaker 9: Go ahead, Brook, Brook, your time starts now. Who is

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Speaker 9: Raiders play prior to Las Vegas, La what's our text

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Speaker 3: What was Ross's job a psychologist?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, the other petologist? Paleontologists?

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Speaker 9: You got two? You're tied with Jose. I couldn't give

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Speaker 9: you points for the Raiders one, even though they did play.

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Speaker 9: I mean, as I said, prior prior to Vegas, prior anything,

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Speaker 9: Jose and Brook are both tied. We could have a

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Speaker 9: co clocker shocker today. If Jeffrey can't get more than.

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Speaker 2: Three, I'm just gonna let my success speak for itself.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, your time starts now. Wendy's hays the Frosty. But

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Speaker 9: what's the name of the special ice cream tree? The

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Speaker 9: do Gang. Who is alexis.

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Speaker 2: Uh Staphne?

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Speaker 6: What's further north Vancouver, Washington or Toronto, Ontario? Vancouver? What

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Speaker 6: that's it? Jeffrey, that's three? You got it?

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Speaker 5: Impressive, No surprise.

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Speaker 2: I win clocker shock her again and I get to

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Speaker 8: Brook.

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Speaker 5: Let me guess you're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna need to learn your lessons somewhat.

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Speaker 3: He's doing this just because he likes to hear me sing.

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Speaker 3: Oh forgive me those lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Okay, whatever you want to think, just start singing and

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Speaker 3: I like that boom boom pal.

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Speaker 6: Stuff.

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Speaker 5: Now I really did come full circle with the shock.

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Speaker 3: He says, I'm so three thousand and eight. That's my press.

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Speaker 6: What you're so securing about your credit card?

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Speaker 2: You what's the streets?

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna leak a little bit of Brook's address every single.

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Speaker 5: Day for the rest of the week.

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Speaker 3: Bergie is at my house.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day. Phone taps

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Speaker 5: Minutes, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: As a parent, you've had those situations where you're out

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, like inappropriate.

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Speaker 3: Remember my son loves tubby time where he likes to

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Speaker 7: It's so squishy, Mama, just just.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, I had a couple of those.

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Speaker 2: Times, Jeffrey, or like when he said, my mommy says

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Speaker 2: everybody should be forced to speak English if they want

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Speaker 5: It sounds like a sweetie.

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Speaker 2: Remember those are private conversations.

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Speaker 3: When he says that it is bilingual school.

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Speaker 2: See that's the thing about kids. They don't know any better.

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Speaker 2: don't worry, Brook, We're gonna do it all in English

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Speaker 2: for you. Coming up. Buying a fire extinguisher is one

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Speaker 2: Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 3: So it's been the summer of the bike for my youngest. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he's learned how to ride his bike this summer.

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Speaker 12: In summer.

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Speaker 3: The problem is that he hasn't quite mastered breaking yet

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Speaker 6: Huge scratch.

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Speaker 3: All down this parkd truck's door. The car he did,

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Speaker 3: We gotta give him to.

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Speaker 13: That's chump change for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, scrape the.

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Speaker 6: Ice, but do something else.

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Speaker 2: Please check the filter made I.

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Speaker 7: Like this, don't I'm just trying to step.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 13: Wait, so yeah, if I don't come into work tomorrow,

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Speaker 3: I just want to read what alexis is thinking like

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Speaker 5: What has been on your mind?

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Speaker 7: So these past few days I've read into a lot

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Speaker 7: I'm like, it's like a little backhanded, right, and like

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Speaker 3: You know, it's radio, which is what everybody means.

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Speaker 7: No, No, he said, he's seen me online and I

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Speaker 3: So I'm not going to disagree with him.

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Speaker 14: What.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna target digital Jake, who's in the room.

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Speaker 7: Actually some filters on my camera.

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Speaker 2: I think it's better though this way, because you kind

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Speaker 2: of underpromise.

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Speaker 5: Over delivery person. That's how you want it to be.

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Speaker 2: You don't be disappointed with when they meet you in person.

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Speaker 7: Once a day on socials, that means I'm looking bad

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Speaker 7: every day until they see them. Maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's really tall and that makes our angle

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Speaker 2: Now we've shamed digital Jake for.

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Speaker 7: I want to look better on camera.

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: In a couple of weeks, I'm supposed to officiate my

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Speaker 5: That's really exciting.

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Speaker 2: But the other day, I was driving home and I

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Speaker 2: wait a second, when's the last time I renewed my passport?

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Speaker 3: Shut up, because, jeff my god, this is you were

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Speaker 3: the guy without car insurance. You're the guy that probably

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Speaker 2: So I get home and I checked my drawer where

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's expired by five years. My heart sinks.

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Speaker 2: I feel terrible Because Brooke talked about this recently. She

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Speaker 15: No.

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Speaker 3: I expedited two months prior and it still didn't show

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh my god, you idiot, Jeff, like,

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Speaker 2: you're screwed. You just ruined your best friend's wedding.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: But I started to look up options online and I

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Speaker 5: Week or less.

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Speaker 2: It's not gonna work, but it costs over one thousand

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Speaker 5: And I'm thinking, what do I do.

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Speaker 2: I can't call up my best friend two weeks before

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Speaker 6: Good luck.

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Speaker 3: How do you know it's gonna work.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what else I can do, So I

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Speaker 2: in hit send, Okay. Five minutes later, I calm down

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Speaker 2: from my panic, and I go, hold on, didn't I

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Speaker 2: renew my passport like a year ago. I go and

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Speaker 2: I check inside my old luggage from my last trip.

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Speaker 5: There's my updated passport.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, valid and.

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Speaker 3: Now it's not valid anymore because you applied for it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I hadn't gone through like all the steps

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Speaker 6: Will they not refund you?

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Speaker 5: I canceled it, but they won't give me back the money.

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Speaker 6: You deserve it though I do.

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Speaker 3: How do you live?

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Speaker 5: State of panic and stress?

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Speaker 9: Brook?

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Speaker 5: So there we go, good news, bad news.

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Speaker 2: That's what's on our mind?

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Speaker 6: Texans seven eight.

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Speaker 2: Five nine too. Tell us what's been on yours that.

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Speaker 7: Stressed me out?

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Speaker 3: You are a terrible person.

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Speaker 2: I am a terrible person. Oh my god, brooken Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. No textas seven eighty five to nine

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Speaker 2: two that says what's on my mind is losing weight?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Does Jose have any tips? He wouldn't mind sharing.

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Speaker 2: You want the diabetic guy who doesn't exercise to give

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, Jose?

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Speaker 2: What do you? What do you do?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 5: I stopped drinking.

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Speaker 13: That was the big thing, Like, just don't drink alcohol anymore, okay,

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Speaker 13: and cutting out carbs is probably the best thing you

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Speaker 13: can do all.

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Speaker 5: Right, no more fun for you.

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Speaker 2: Another text to seventy five nine two says, would you

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Speaker 2: guys ever do a show bingo night?

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Speaker 13: I would? Oh god, every.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll play some strip bingos done.

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Speaker 3: You could win money, Alexis at interesting.

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Speaker 2: One more text says, hey, guys, I'm having surgery tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Wish me luck.

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Speaker 2: I listen to you every single morning. The doctor who's

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Speaker 3: Oh, maybe we should wish the doctor last.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, most terrifying sentence.

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Speaker 2: I think anybody's ever texted.

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Speaker 7: That could happen.

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Speaker 5: Too risky for me.

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Speaker 2: Options keeper text comings having a five nine to two.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you're out at the clubs trying to meet someone,

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Speaker 2: just looking around, it can be hard to know who's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe there should be some sort of.

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Speaker 2: Obvious way to show it, like different colored cups based

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there is a lot of color coding

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, it's some communities.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I think that this is an old idea, gotcha.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe they should bring it to the clubs

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Speaker 2: like the green cup means that you're single, and surprise,

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Speaker 2: you don't know, I don't know the I'm just coming

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Speaker 2: up with this. What about a red cup means that

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Speaker 2: you're in a committed relationship like stop light? Yellow cup

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Speaker 3: You are yellow just because yellow is my favorite color.

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Speaker 2: And then maybe a sippy cup means you're underage, so don't.

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Speaker 6: Why are you in the club? Bro I got that

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Speaker 2: While that system might help people get shooted on less,

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Speaker 2: it also wouldn't be good for our next segment, where

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Speaker 2: others being on faithful. Oh yeah, so make sure everybody's listening,

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Speaker 2: and Brooke, raise your yellow cup for a brand new edition.

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Speaker 5: Of Busted coming up right after this.

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Speaker 8: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even

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Speaker 2: But now they're about to get busted. A wise person

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Speaker 2: once said, let me explain to you how chatting and

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Speaker 2: cheating are similar. When you feel you have to hide both,

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Speaker 2: it's the same thing. Wow, that's interesting. That's why today

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Speaker 2: with Sophia. Sofia, tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 16: So my ex girlfriend, now, she used to do these

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you do your makeup and your hair and stuff.

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Speaker 3: I don't do it exactly.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, my favorite one when they have cats and yeah.

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Speaker 16: I never watched them, but like I heard her making them. Yeah,

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Speaker 16: I was at work though, and one of my coworkers

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys had a bunch date.

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Speaker 16: No, no, no, I wasn't part of this. This was

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Speaker 16: like a date with someone else.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 16: I mean, like I went to the location that she

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Speaker 16: Maybe this is just like a friend date.

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Speaker 13: Hands like and then friends don't hold hands that much

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Speaker 5: We just go right to kissing guys?

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Speaker 16: Well that's what happened. I saw them kissing.

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Speaker 3: Oh bottomless, miss will do.

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Speaker 5: That soon you're actually bottomless?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's too bad.

456
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,959
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jeremy. Tell us how you busted jer

457
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 2: significant other.

458
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 17: So I want to use my girlfriend's computer and she

459
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 17: plays that game, the Sims.

460
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 15: You know the game.

461
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to play that all the time in middle.

462
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 3: School, like build people and build towns and.

463
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 2: But it's mostly about just getting people to hook up.

464
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 18: So, you know, I opened it up to send a

465
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Speaker 18: couple of emails.

466
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Speaker 17: I wasn't really interested in playing the game, but before

467
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 17: I went to exit out of the game, I noticed

468
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 17: something kind of strange. All of the characters in like

469
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 17: her like Little sim World are named off of people

470
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 17: in our lives.

471
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that pretty comment.

472
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 2: When I played that was exactly what I did. I

473
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: created myself, but like a cool version.

474
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 13: You know, there's someone that has on my Twitch channel

475
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 13: who has us in their SIMS told you.

476
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 3: I don't know. Jeff must be a really good gamer

477
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 3: if he was able to create a cool version of him,

478
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 3: you had that type of gigging talent.

479
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 5: But I mean, I think Jeremy, that is kind of normal.

480
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, but here's the thing. So, like I started

481
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 15: looking around a little bit, and she had me my

482
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 15: character in this separate place from everyone else that she

483
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 15: called boring guy's place.

484
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's not normal.

485
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 3: Maybe you were just visiting boring Yeah, up yourself.

486
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: That sucks.

487
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 3: Oh man, what a boring guy do?

488
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 18: Well?

489
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 15: All the other characters are in a house called Pleasure Palace,

490
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 15: and oh, she's got like super nice furniture and all

491
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 15: of like all of the hot sin man are walking around,

492
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 15: and they all have like familiar names, like the people

493
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 15: like she was with before we got together.

494
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean she's cheating, right, That just means

495
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 3: she's fantasizing.

496
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 19: I guess.

497
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 15: But one of the characters was her son's school teacher name,

498
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 15: and he didn't even have a shirt on.

499
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 2: Oh even if she wasn't actually cheating, that's as close

500
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: as you could possibly get.

501
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 3: But is that why is that?

502
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 16: It?

503
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad?

504
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, that was like, he has a whole

505
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 15: fantasy world where I'm just relegated to some boring guys.

506
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: Book actually relegates her real husband to a different location

507
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: in her house.

508
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 3: So it sounds like maybe a real look at what

509
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 3: you need to fix.

510
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 8: That.

511
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 2: We got time for one more, Lauren, tell us how

512
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 2: you busted jer significant other.

513
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 14: I had an older boyfriend who told me he had

514
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 14: to go on a family reunion cruise with his parents.

515
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,719
Speaker 5: Oh.

516
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 6: I know, but families love this.

517
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 13: I know my mom is like dying to get a

518
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 13: family reunion cruise together.

519
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 14: So I was like, okay, go enjoy yourself whatever, strictly family.

520
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 3: You know, why would you want to go? I wouldn't

521
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: want to.

522
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 12: Go, yeah, exactly.

523
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 14: It was fine.

524
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 18: I was like, see you when you get back whatever.

525
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, and uh, I recently had learned that certain cruise

526
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 14: ships have live streams.

527
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 3: Oh I could see that weird.

528
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 5: And get jealous and want to book a cruise.

529
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 3: But kind of creepy, kind of voyeuristic, right.

530
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

531
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 14: I guess it's a way to entice people to go

532
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 14: on the cruise or feel like you're there with them.

533
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 14: I don't know, Okay, but he had to text me

534
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 14: for like a few days.

535
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 18: So I was like, oh, let me check out this

536
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,479
Speaker 18: live stream.

537
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 12: So it was located in such a way where you

538
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 12: could see where the ship was docking, and you can

539
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 12: see people coming on and off the ship when they

540
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 12: were stopped at the different destinations.

541
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So what'd you see?

542
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 14: So I saw my boyfriend exit the ship with his family?

543
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but it wasn't.

544
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 12: Like his mom and his dad.

545
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 14: And his sister. It was like his family, like his

546
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 14: wife and children that I didn't know about.

547
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 3: Oh wait, his family that he created.

548
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I didn't know.

549
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: Carnival Cruises provides a family for you when you go.

550
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.

551
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: Person. I'm really glad you didn't go now because that

552
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,959
Speaker 3: was awkward.

553
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 13: Wait whose bunk are you sleeping?

554
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm guessing that was then it was over.

555
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

556
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, just making sure you take them back, but text

557
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: in it's if you have a funny storyorry about.

558
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 5: How you caught your ex cheating.

559
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 2: You could be on the next edition of Busted Phone

560
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: Tap coming up right after this.

561
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

562
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 2: When you're in your late thirties, what's your biggest nightmare?

563
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 2: Maybe turning forty already in your late thirties, it's coming more.

564
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: Even worse than that is getting a call from old

565
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 2: Alan Winter Botty letting you know that he's dating your

566
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: mom now and he needs some hot tips on how

567
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 2: to make mama happen. No, what would you say to Alan,

568
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 2: because that's what we tried today when we call one

569
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 2: guy and you're not gonna believe this. He was not helpful,

570
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 2: He didn't have any It's your phone tap right now,

571
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 2: it's another.

572
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 8: Hello.

573
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Hey, was good, bro? It's me.

574
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 18: Who's you?

575
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 20: Hi?

576
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who is this? You're Corey? Yeah? Yeah, I'm Corey

577
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: Julie's son. Hello.

578
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 18: How do you know my mom?

579
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

580
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 10: I'm Alan, Alan Winter your bottom, I'm your new dad.

581
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 18: What are you talking about?

582
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 13: Man?

583
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: Didn't she tell you that your mom, Julie she's got

584
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: a new man? Yeah?

585
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 18: She told me. But I mean, why are you calling me?

586
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: I'm Alan?

587
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 18: Alan? You sound a lot older than I was expecting.

588
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 18: My mom's in her late six years.

589
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I begged a young one. It's good

590
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: for me.

591
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 18: Yeah, what do you do? I'm like the Desperador or something.

592
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 18: You're like ninety?

593
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 19: How old are you?

594
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 10: I'm eighty eight years young. Thank you very much, and

595
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 10: I just I need your help because I know your

596
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 10: mother has a birthday coming up here.

597
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 18: Yeah she does, she does, right, I I want my number.

598
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 10: She gave me your number. But well, she doesn't know

599
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 10: this yet. But I wanted to do something nice and

600
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 10: special for treat her like a real lady, not like

601
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 10: one of them backstairs types of gals, you.

602
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: Know the ones.

603
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 18: Well, what are you thinking, Alan?

604
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 10: What do you think why I'm asking for your help.

605
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 10: You know her probably better than anyone.

606
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think she would like?

607
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 10: Because you know, I was thinking I could make one

608
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 10: of them, you know, romantic cupe on books where all

609
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 10: the tickets are one day passes to Poundtown.

610
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 18: Come on, dude, you're crossing the line Poundtown. Why are

611
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 18: you saying this that.

612
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: That's what we do.

613
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 13: You need to shut up, old man, like whoa, You

614
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 13: need to have some boundaries in your in your death.

615
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 10: Excuse me, I'm trying to give your mother a compliment

616
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 10: because she's a regular Lauren.

617
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 18: I don't even know that.

618
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: I remember Lauren. I had her pin up poster on

619
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: my wall back when I was in the Navy.

620
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 18: When was that like eighteen hundred.

621
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 10: Oh you're so freaking funny.

622
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: You got jokes?

623
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 18: Huh you're the guy calling me man like? I mean,

624
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 18: I don't get it.

625
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 2: Okay, keep your voice down. Gosh, I'm hung over. You're

626
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: hearing I had too many.

627
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 10: I had one too many Roy Rogers last night. My

628
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 10: head's pounding like a tin roof in a Texas hailstorm.

629
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 18: Maybe I need to keep up my boy.

630
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 2: Say it again? Loser says what?

631
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 18: No loser says what? Who? Get your head out of

632
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 18: your figure it out.

633
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 19: You don't need to be You.

634
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: Got a smart mouth on you. Don't you want? I

635
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: want to slap your right across the head.

636
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 19: What are you gonna do?

637
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 14: Old man?

638
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: Do I need to lay you down?

639
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 10: I bet you'd like to lay down with a lot

640
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 10: of older men, don't you.

641
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: No, you keep giving me lip.

642
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 10: I'll introduce you to my fist, Percy Lewis and the bank.

643
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 18: You keep using these references from like what he on

644
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 18: to go? I don't even get these references.

645
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 10: What you want me to talk like a gen z

646
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 10: because I eat Hello Riz like you for breakfast.

647
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 18: Put on your orthopedic shoes and just take a take

648
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 18: a walk, buddy, I would.

649
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 10: Get my shoes, but I left them in your mother's

650
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 10: room last night.

651
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 19: You know what, man, I don't even understand, like how

652
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 19: my mom would even like mess with you.

653
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 10: Yea, I'll show you exactly how she messes with me.

654
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 10: I'll come over there right now and mess your face

655
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 10: up like George Foreman did.

656
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: Ali and the Rumbolinda, Joe, that was a good one.

657
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 18: I would love for you to show up to the

658
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 18: front of my apartment.

659
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 19: I got other angry issues I can resolve at the back.

660
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: Door kind of man. But I'll come to the front,

661
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: and that's what you want to do.

662
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 18: What are you talking about? You sound cynical? You sound delusional?

663
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: Do I do I sound cynical? Or do I sound

664
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 2: like a radio host on the show Brooke and Jeffrey

665
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: in the Morning. Because this is a phone tap, my friend,

666
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: it's a prank.

667
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 18: Oh god, you got me on a I'm over here

668
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 18: getting my fostered, Like all right, this old guy really

669
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 18: wants to come over.

670
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 16: I'm that I shake the old dude.

671
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: Your mom, Julie is the one who asked us to

672
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: call you. It was her idea, man, she listens to

673
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: our show and she thought it'd be really funny to

674
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: prank her son, so she made up having a boyfriend.

675
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 5: She's not seeing anybody right now.

676
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 18: Guys are good, You guys are good.

677
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 8: Wake Up? Every morning was fu tap weekday Mornings on

678
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 8: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

679
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: Ladies, let's talk. Most women do not understand the stress

680
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: and the pressure in the insane expectations that men face

681
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: when it comes to picking out the perfect date spot.

682
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: You want me to get my little violin out, give

683
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: me the little violin for it.

684
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Speaker 2: I would love to hear that, because we're just trying

685
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: to show you that we really care. We're not gonna

686
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: listen to you once we get there, but just picking

687
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: out a good spot. We know it's important because it

688
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: needs to be someplace that's relaxed but not gross, fun

689
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: but also romantic, sure, intimate but not creepy.

690
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just hard.

691
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: One of our listeners just about collapsed underneath that pressure

692
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: of picking out the perfect spot till the answer literally

693
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: landed on his doorstep, and somehow that still wasn't good

694
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 2: enough because now he needs our help.

695
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 5: Date number two.

696
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened and how it immediately backfired.

697
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: In your second date update, next second date up date,

698
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: dear Brook and Jeffrey. This is an email that we got,

699
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna read it for everybody. Deer Brook

700
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey. I'm mad at you. Oh No, I matched

701
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 2: with a super cute girl the other day and my

702
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 2: date went horribly wrong and it's all your fault.

703
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: Why this time?

704
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: The least you can do is help me fix it

705
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: and get me a second date. Signed Jeremy.

706
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 3: Oh, is that who's on the phone with us right now?

707
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: The complainer?

708
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 5: Okay?

709
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it came in hard. I'm hard.

710
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 2: One of the nicer emails that we've gotten all week, law,

711
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 2: and I don't know any more detail than that, so

712
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: let's just talk to him really quick.

713
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 5: Jeremy, Welcome to the show.

714
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 2: Okay, and first, I would like to apologize for whatever

715
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: misleading or ignorant thing Brooks said to purposely miss up

716
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 2: your love life.

717
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 5: She's gonna deny it deep down, though she is very sorry.

718
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm not sorry, but I told you.

719
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: I told you. She deny it.

720
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 3: I mean, you're just coming at us so hard, Jeremy,

721
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 3: telling us it's our fault your date went back.

722
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 2: Why do you say the why is it our fault?

723
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 18: Because the sky is blue? Owls exists, you know, because.

724
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 7: It's just the reality.

725
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 2: I can't argue with that type of logic.

726
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 6: Facts, we don't help you.

727
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 3: All right, who'd you go out with?

728
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 18: Dana?

729
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 3: Dana? Okay?

730
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 2: Okay? And how did you meet Dana?

731
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 18: Well, I mean, first of all, let me just say this. Well,

732
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 18: let's see you guys all the.

733
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 3: Time, Okay, Now, we like you. That's all I had

734
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 3: to say.

735
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: I appreciate your sacrifice.

736
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 18: Your sacrifice, and you guys are I've always kind of

737
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 18: taken what you said to heart and really listened.

738
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: And all right, well, in our defense, that's your mistake

739
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: sometimes advice.

740
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 18: That I am in serious here. So you guys are

741
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 18: always pushing this whole thing about you an activity.

742
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: Do something, okay, don't do just a bar for a

743
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: first all day.

744
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 18: It's so cliche. It's this and that. It's so boring.

745
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 18: And I took that to heart and and leading up

746
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 18: to my date, all I can think about it. I

747
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 18: couldn't get it out of my head. And I'm going

748
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 18: crazy on what do we do?

749
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 3: I mean, you're completely overthinking everything at this point, but.

750
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: You are thinking about something and that's a good thing.

751
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 6: You've got to find a middle though.

752
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you want to impress Dana. It sounds like

753
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 3: going with the plans.

754
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 5: So what did you end up doing?

755
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 18: Well, let me say, I guess in my apartment, and

756
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 18: there's like a like a flyer. Okay, yeah, it's this

757
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 18: Friday night bar golf bar golf. Yeah, it's like appeared

758
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 18: to be interactive and unique, right, even thus dressed like golfers.

759
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. That sounds like a fun day doing

760
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: mini golf inside of a bar.

761
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 18: Correct. And so we meet. I get there and it's

762
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 18: not at all like the flyer suggested.

763
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 13: What what was it?

764
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 18: So it's pat first of all, I mean, like to

765
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 18: the point of it's not even fun like the bar,

766
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 18: you know, like five deep, and it doesn't actually like

767
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 18: involve golf per se. It's more like a like almost

768
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 18: like a bar crawl, like the par number, and each

769
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 18: bar has its own special drink, right, so like bar

770
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 18: one like a shot at fireball. So that's like one

771
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 18: like one point.

772
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, that's a par one because it takes one

773
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 2: sip to drink one.

774
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 3: It's a drinking game, it's not a golf game.

775
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 18: And then like, you know, you have a beer and

776
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 18: it's you know they have it mapped out the seven

777
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 18: drink SIPs seven seven for one beer.

778
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 5: That's fast.

779
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 13: I mean, if you don't like, you don't have to

780
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 13: do it.

781
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 7: But they're so competitive.

782
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 3: These guys are competitive.

783
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 18: Look, guys, I know that you're laughing at this, but

784
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 18: this is and was not uh many golf at a bar.

785
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 18: It was get wasted and it's.

786
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 5: Better than many golf at a bar.

787
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 18: I was so disappointed and the way it was all

788
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 18: shut up, I get I got hammered.

789
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 7: So okay, well why did you do it?

790
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 18: Not because I was there?

791
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

792
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 3: Like, did she get hit murder? Was it just you

793
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 3: wasted that?

794
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 14: I wish I knew.

795
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 18: This is what I remember. I remember seeing her at

796
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 18: Bar four, okay, just seeing and and then at that

797
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 18: point I lost her. And the next thing I remember,

798
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 18: I'm at Bar five and I'm I'm literally crying and

799
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 18: some random dude is consoling me.

800
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 14: Day.

801
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 18: But here's but the last thing I do remember there

802
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 18: she was Bar six.

803
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 5: Wait, you kept going.

804
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 18: With her and just kind of grabbed her arm, like

805
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 18: where were you?

806
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 7: I feel like she went in the bathroom and you

807
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 7: ditched her or something.

808
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 8: Him.

809
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 18: I mean honestly, and I'm sorry, but I blame you guys.

810
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 13: Okay, you did a fun event and we told you

811
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 13: to do fun events.

812
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: I'm willing. I accept one responsibility for their state. Disaster state,

813
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: it falls on us sometimes.

814
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 3: No, you accepted responsibility. That is ridiculous.

815
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 5: You should be were.

816
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 2: Road are a team much like a bar golf team,

817
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: all right, and we need to be there for our

818
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 2: other team member, our listener, Jeremy.

819
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I will, because that sucks.

820
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 6: Man.

821
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 2: What Jeremy really wants is a mulligan, which is golf

822
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 2: speak for a duo.

823
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: Oh right, that's what it is, Jeremy.

824
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 2: You knew that.

825
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 18: Uh yeah, yea.

826
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 6: So here we go.

827
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: We're gonna try and get you a mulligan. When we

828
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: come back, we're gonna call your date Dana for you

829
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: and trying to get you a second date update right

830
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 2: after second date update.

831
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 5: Golf themed bar crawl.

832
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome idea for a fun night out. Probably not

833
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 2: a great idea though, for a romantic first date.

834
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 3: Romantic no or just conscious first date. I mean, I

835
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 3: don't even know the thing is.

836
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 2: That's the activity Jeremy did on his date the other

837
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: night with Dana.

838
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 5: And it didn't go well. He golfed hard, which is

839
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 5: one hundred percent our fault, because we're always.

840
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: Telling people it's good to be thoughtful and creative with

841
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 2: your date night ideas. Don't just do a regular old

842
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 2: restaurant or a bar and expect things to go amazing.

843
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 3: Do eight bars and take multiple shots at each one.

844
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 2: Jeremy took our advice to heart when he saw a

845
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: flyer advertising this you know, golf bar event, and what

846
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: happened got so shmammered.

847
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 5: He lost his date.

848
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: Darning but the founder, and then lost her again. Yeah,

849
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: as much as he.

850
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: Can remember the night that he visualized in his mind.

851
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 2: But we're hoping to make things right, fix our own mistakes,

852
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: and we connect Jeremy with Dana on a much better,

853
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: much more boring date night. Isn't that right?

854
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 3: More boring is probably good for him? Jeremy, Yeah, we

855
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 3: didn't ask you. Have you texted or called to apologize for.

856
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: I don't know why he would do that. We're the

857
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: ones who are calling to apologize.

858
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 6: Have we texted Jeff?

859
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm text a couple of times like Hey, I'm

860
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 18: just I can talk. Please give me a call kind

861
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 18: of thing.

862
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants to hear Let's says when she has something,

863
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 3: but it's never a good message.

864
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 2: No, But here's the Maybe she doesn't even remember what

865
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: happened that night the same way that Jeremy does. And

866
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: we're going to call her right now and find out.

867
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: What if she's embarrassed, Like, oh.

868
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 3: No, that would be ideally, it would be ideal. I

869
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 3: doubt that that's the case, but it would be ideal.

870
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 5: We're helping.

871
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 18: Here we go.

872
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 5: I'm in a Dillar number right now.

873
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm hoping that this is Dana.

874
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 19: Yes, this is she.

875
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: Hey Dana. Sorry for the awkward call that's about to

876
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: happen right now. But you're on the radio with a

877
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning this morning. Okay,

878
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 2: And we shouldn't even apologize. We should be like, congratulations

879
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 2: on being on this segment called a second Date Update,

880
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: because there's a listener of ours who is desperate to

881
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: go on a date with you, desperate a strong word,

882
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: who was very excited to see you again.

883
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 5: For another date night.

884
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 6: Sorry for the D word.

885
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 15: She's not talking say Jeremy.

886
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't say Jeremy.

887
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't say his name, but.

888
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 19: Well, he's the only guy who've been out with for

889
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 19: the past month or so.

890
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 3: What kind of impression did Jeremy leave quick question?

891
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 19: Oh gosh, I mean, I don't even how can I

892
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 19: even articulate what was like?

893
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: Well, before you give us your recap, he did tell

894
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: us a little bit about your guys date from the

895
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: other night. He thought that you were going to go

896
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 2: to a mini golf event in a bar, yeah.

897
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 3: Where you'd play a little golf drink a little beer.

898
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: But it turned out different than what he expected, and

899
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 2: it was just a bar crawl with a golf themed scoring.

900
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

901
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: Fun, it sounds fun, but very very intoxicated, dangerous.

902
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 19: Yeah, you know he was. He got really competitive with it.

903
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 5: You're saying he's a man.

904
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 6: Naturally.

905
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 19: The crowd was really like hyping him up to you know,

906
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 19: they were chanting birdie.

907
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 5: Birdie, so that he would drink his drinks faster.

908
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 3: What's a birdie again, It's like when you under it's

909
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 3: one under.

910
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 5: Par, one drink under par.

911
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 3: So people were chanting him encouraging him to drink faster, essentially.

912
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: And you weren't chanting birdie at him because that's what

913
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 2: a supportive person would do.

914
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 19: I mean, he was just starting to get sloppy. I

915
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 19: was just growing very tired of the whole thing by

916
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 19: that point.

917
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 6: About you wait, raised yourself.

918
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 3: I'm curious about what happened between Bar four and Bar six.

919
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 14: Oh gosh.

920
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: He said he lost you at Bar four and never

921
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: even saw you at the next bar.

922
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 19: That's not how I remember it, because I know at

923
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 19: one point I was hanging out with other people because

924
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 19: I was just over it. Yeah, and I saw him

925
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 19: and was purposely avoiding him.

926
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he was just so wasted.

927
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 5: What bar was that?

928
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 19: I mean that was whichever one where he was crying.

929
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: Oh that was the fifth bar maybe, Yeah, that's what

930
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 2: he said.

931
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: He said he was trying to some guy because he

932
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: thought he lost you and he was upset details help.

933
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: And then he said he was able to find you

934
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 2: again though, at the next bar at Bar six, and

935
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: he saw you and he ran up to you and

936
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 2: was like, where were you?

937
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

938
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 19: No, I mean he must have seen somebody that was

939
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 19: dressed kind of similar to me, because that definitely.

940
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 9: Was not me.

941
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 13: You a stranger and shook up and we're like, hey,

942
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 13: where where were you?

943
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 8: Wait?

944
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 19: You were no, I had left by then, undone.

945
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 5: What who was he shaking?

946
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 19: Believe me, it was not me, because I stinctly remember

947
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 19: getting an uber like in the middle of the fifth bar.

948
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's a different version of the story than

949
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 2: we heard slightly.

950
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 3: How did this? We should.

951
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: Let's uh, we should probably ask Jeremy about that, because

952
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: he is on the other line right now listening Dana

953
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: and wanting to talk to you.

954
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 19: Can you listen to this whole thing?

955
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 5: That's how the segment works.

956
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 3: He needed to hear it.

957
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 2: Remember, Jeremy there, Yeah, I'm here.

958
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 18: Hey, Dana, so awkward I am. I am so sorry.

959
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 18: I want to make sure that have a queen slave here.

960
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 18: That the reason, the reason that I wanted you on

961
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 18: this show is because this is their fault, one hundred percent,

962
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 18: one hundred percent, and I felt big to it.

963
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: And I don't think she knows what you're saying. I

964
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 3: don't think she listens to this show.

965
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 2: Why are you saying that it's our fault?

966
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 5: Jeremy tell her?

967
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 18: So Okay, I listen to the show all the time,

968
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 18: and they're always encouraging people like, hey, when you go

969
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 18: on on the date, your first date of whatever, don't know,

970
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 18: there's something cliche, don't just go to bar, don't little restaurant,

971
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 18: there's something unique whatever, blah blah blah and so. And

972
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 18: I'm you know, I'm nervous as it is to meet you,

973
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 18: and I got this garbage in my head now from them,

974
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 18: and so that's why that happened. Otherwise I would have

975
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 18: made that decision. And I'm I am sorry, but it's

976
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 18: their fault. And by the way, they admitted it before

977
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 18: you got.

978
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 5: Wow, how does that make you feel? What do you

979
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 5: think hearing that?

980
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 6: I know we are sorry.

981
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 19: Some people are just really impressionable. It's like it kind

982
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 19: of makes sense to me, especially when it comes to dating,

983
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 19: like you look to other people for advice, so you

984
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 19: know he was doing.

985
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 3: It sounds like I mean, he's just maybe a victim

986
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 3: of a lot of peer pressure, right. He was pressured

987
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: into this date idea, he was pressured to drink all

988
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 3: of that by the crowd. I don't know if that's

989
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 3: a sexy thing.

990
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 2: But Jeremy, you've blamed us for pretty much everything that

991
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: went wrong on your date night? Is there anything else

992
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: you want from us?

993
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 18: What I really want is for Brooke to apologize to

994
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 18: you right, Dane.

995
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, but Brooke has

996
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: actually already apologized to Jeremy earlier she did, and I

997
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 2: think she is ready to apologize to you right now.

998
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 2: We're going to back up and Brooke.

999
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 6: Remember, Brooke, remember.

1000
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 2: This is not about you right now. This is about

1001
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: our listener, Jeremy and his dating life. It's not about

1002
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: how you come off looking during this phone call. I

1003
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: think you need to remind yourself here insulting his date

1004
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 2: ideas without.

1005
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 18: Brooks, with all due respect, all you're illustrating to me

1006
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 18: are the ramifications of me following your advice.

1007
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 5: For a moment apologize.

1008
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 3: You know what he is right. I am very sorry

1009
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: that you went out with a man who can't think

1010
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 3: for himself. But I think he's going to change. Trust

1011
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: is intuition, trust is gut and go with what he

1012
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 3: thinks it's best.

1013
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 7: He might not listen to us ever again.

1014
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 5: Well, now with that sort of apology, it's out of

1015
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 5: our hands.

1016
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 3: It's as good as I got, and we're going to.

1017
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 2: Ask you, Dana, would you like to go out with

1018
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: Jeremy one more time? A date that we would pay

1019
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: for but have zero other influence in other things.

1020
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 19: I mean, as long as it's a more traditional date,

1021
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 19: no shots, no competition, I would be willing to give

1022
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 19: it one more time.

1023
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 18: Oh, Jeremy, that's awesome. It ended on a really good note.

1024
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 18: So I'm going to thank everyone involved in Dana. Thank you.

1025
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 18: I'll make it worth your while. We'll have a good time,

1026
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 18: I promise. The one person I'm not going to actually

1027
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 18: I'm going to exclude from this apology is Brooke.

1028
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerry, I hope you get another date my man.

1029
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 18: Yeah, Brooke, I'm kind of busy right now. I'm planning

1030
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 18: my next activity.

1031
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 5: He's doing a bar frisbee next time. Way better, Jeffrey

1032
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 5: in the morning.

1033
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: Does you know what we totally missed there? What he

1034
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 2: was so hell bent on blaming us for the horrible

1035
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: night that he had.

1036
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, why weren't you standing up for me?

1037
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 5: Ever, it's more funny.

1038
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 2: Along the side of entertaining. The thing is he totally

1039
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: glazed over the mystery girl that he was like talking

1040
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: to it bar number six. That wasn't his date.

1041
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 5: We never even got to it.

1042
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 3: Dude, he doesn't remember. I don't guarantee that mystery girl

1043
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: wanted nothing to do with him as well.

1044
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 2: So I'm say she was probably freaking out, like, who

1045
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 2: is this drunk guy acting like we're out on a

1046
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 2: date right now?

1047
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 3: I cannot believe he got another shot after that. Yeah,

1048
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 3: not only after that, but also after not taking any

1049
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 3: responsibility for it.

1050
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 2: That's the power of an apology, Brooke. You should try

1051
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 2: it outside of the show. Somebody he didn't apologize, No,

1052
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 2: you did?

1053
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: Oh it was mine?

1054
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, an apology fix the world?

1055
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 3: Mine was so so real, So.

1056
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 2: Sincere, a fake apology goes a long long to fake.

1057
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: It till you make it situation.

1058
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 5: Never forget that, and never forget that.

1059
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 2: If you ever need help with your dating life, you

1060
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 2: can always email the show.

1061
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 5: We'll call that person.

1062
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 8: Wasn't calling you back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1063
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 2: When you watched Back to the Future or even the Jetsones.

1064
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: How cool was it to think, one day, I'm going

1065
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 2: to live in a world where all of that stuff

1066
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 2: actually exists.

1067
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 3: I wanted Rosie to be.

1068
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: In my house, robot name, flying cars, Marty Meek fly

1069
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 2: in his self, tying shoes.

1070
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I don't gotta bend over no more, go

1071
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 10: to visit the doctor.

1072
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 2: Well, finally technology has caught up at least with one

1073
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 2: product that's being released to the public.

1074
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 3: What is it?

1075
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 2: We've all been waiting for it because Dejiorno is testing

1076
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: out two hot pizza vending machines. And we're not talking

1077
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 2: a slice either, We're talking a whole pizza comes out

1078
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: of these piping hot and ready to eat. So here's

1079
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: a picture of it. We're gonna have it up on

1080
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: the Brook and Jeffrey insta story, just like there's.

1081
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 3: Some frozen pizzas in there and then there's an oven.

1082
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?

1083
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 6: Oh?

1084
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: Brooks cracked?

1085
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 5: How the machine works?

1086
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 7: It's way more futuristic than that broke.

1087
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 5: Just like.

1088
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: I imagine little tiny Italian making.

1089
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 3: It from scratch, throwing it up in the One of.

1090
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 2: Their test machines is in a wal Mart and Colorado.

1091
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: The other one is on the Nestley Company's Ohio campus.

1092
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 2: And I know what you're wondering, what's the speed? Because

1093
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: sure you could put your money in and wait three

1094
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: hours for some sad, limp crusted monstrosity, but no.

1095
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 6: Try three minutes.

1096
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: Brook.

1097
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 6: Is that a fast enough for you?

1098
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 8: Brook?

1099
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 7: I just I don't think i'd probably it's.

1100
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 2: Only nine bucks per pie.

1101
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 11: Probably I probably would just buy a frozen pizza and

1102
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 11: bring it home and cook it myself instead of eating

1103
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 11: it inside a wal Mart while I'm standing there.

1104
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 5: And we need it now.

1105
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: We have vending machines in our office, So what are

1106
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: the chances that management gets us a pizza making vending machine.

1107
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 3: Vending machines are empty every day.

1108
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: Brook, you could stand again an extra twenty pounds before

1109
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 2: the end of the year. Let's get on board with this.

1110
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 3: You know somehow I appreciate that compliment.

1111
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 2: Let's make it fifty pounds. Remember, let's go. Remember if

1112
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 2: you want to see it, it's on our Insta stories

1113
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 2: at Brook and Jeffrey. We're gonna do laser stories next.

1114
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that created a Google Maps just

1115
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 2: for the inside of Ikeas so that you get from

1116
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 2: the Schmore Bols over to the Flint Floating section in

1117
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 2: under two hours.

1118
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how long I've usually lost to.

1119
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 5: That place, and the traffic's always on red.

1120
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1121
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1122
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: we got a laser and those other Swedish feetballs. Just

1123
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: this first laser story is out of Chilliwack, British Columbia.

1124
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 2: Real place, Yeah to Raj Niche and Harprit Dawan found

1125
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 2: their dream home right next to a park, and they

1126
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 2: lived there for two peaceful years until a pickleball court

1127
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 2: was installed and their life was literally ruined.

1128
00:53:58,719 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 6: Because a pickleball.

1129
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 2: Now the couple hears the sound of a ball striking

1130
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 2: a paddle for eleven hours a day, every day in

1131
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 2: every room of their home.

1132
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, on the court. Think about that.

1133
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: The court is only thirty feet from their residence.

1134
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 3: Wow, that's really close.

1135
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 2: And they say, since it's been going on for almost

1136
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 2: a year, they now have auditory hallucinations.

1137
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 13: Wait, without drugs programming their brains.

1138
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 5: So even when there is no ball, they still hear

1139
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 5: it because there's like where's the ball sound?

1140
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 3: That's what's happened with me? And Jose's laugh I hear

1141
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 3: it all day.

1142
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 8: Or not?

1143
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, talks to you.

1144
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 6: Something happens you hear me laughing? I do?

1145
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1146
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 2: They say it feels as if someone's consistently punching your

1147
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 2: head and liking it to literally living next to a gun.

1148
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: Range, Oh my gosh.

1149
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 2: What are they doing about it? Well, the couple has

1150
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 2: been come planing, and while the city did set restrictions

1151
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: on when the courts are open, pickleball players don't listen.

1152
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 2: In the meantime, Rajniche turned to the teachings of Gandhi

1153
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 2: and staged his own hunger strike in an attempt to

1154
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 2: get the city to do something.

1155
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 3: I picture him sitting in the middle of the pickleball

1156
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: court and nobody carried.

1157
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 5: Literally still play well.

1158
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: Fifty hours into the strike, he became ill in his

1159
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: part rating priests, so he had to eat.

1160
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 6: Come on.

1161
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 2: The city has said that they are building indoor pickleball

1162
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 2: courts and the one next to their home will be

1163
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 2: shut down in November. Thank goodness, but according to the

1164
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: tortured couple, that's still too far away.

1165
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next lazer story.

1166
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 2: Out of Pennsylvania, forty five year old Sechella Coles is

1167
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 2: the director of parking enforcement for a small town near Philadelphia.

1168
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: She is not a liked person in town.

1169
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: Well in her area, all the parking meters only take coins,

1170
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 2: so after a shit employees would bring the quarters to Sekela,

1171
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 2: and instead of turning them into the city, she did

1172
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: something a little more sinister.

1173
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 5: She bought birthday cakes.

1174
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: With it.

1175
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 3: Daycakes.

1176
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 2: She had one employee convert all the coins into cash,

1177
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 2: which she'd keep inside of her desk, and then at

1178
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 2: least a portion of it would be used to cover

1179
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: the cost of food, birthday cakes, office parties, and restaurant

1180
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 2: trips for her and her staff mates.

1181
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, that's sense. I mean, at least

1182
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 3: she's doing it for her employees, right.

1183
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 2: Sure, But when the city did an internal audit, she

1184
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 2: was caught and also accused of avoiding parking tickets for

1185
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 2: her family members.

1186
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh come on, what is the benefit of being the

1187
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: park if you can't do that.

1188
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 2: The investigation reportedly took months, and she's been charged with

1189
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 2: theft and receiving stolen property. Among officials say she took

1190
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: more than four thousand, three hundred dollars, but about two

1191
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 2: grand and has been returned.

1192
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I just think it's such a thankless job.

1193
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 3: Let the woman have some cake for the office.

1194
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: The birthday cakes, however, had been purchased and eaten, so

1195
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 2: there is no getting those better. This next Lazer story

1196
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: is out of did you see that headquarters.

1197
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: The last night?

1198
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 2: A thing? Yeah, you don't have to be color blind

1199
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 2: to think something is a different color than someone else.

1200
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, probably perception.

1201
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: Right, Probably happened recently when someone referred to something as

1202
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 2: red and you thought, what, no, that's orange.

1203
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 13: Was like, yeah, like the orange on my tent.

1204
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 5: Were like that, that's yeah, that's green yellow.

1205
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 2: It was she's just blind, though.

1206
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's true, she is blind.

1207
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 2: Well, now people online are debating the color of a

1208
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: standard tennis ball.

1209
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: Oh see, that's the exact same thing as the tent.

1210
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 3: Is it green or is it yellow?

1211
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 2: Tennis balls were originally white, but they were switched to

1212
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 2: yellowish green in nineteen seventy two so that they showed

1213
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 2: up better on TV. They come in almost any color,

1214
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: but the standard common ones are fluorescent yellow? Or are they?

1215
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: Because a new pole of nine thousand people, fifty five

1216
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 2: percent said normal tennis balls are yellow, but almost forty

1217
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 2: percent said green.

1218
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's why I could see green. I think

1219
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 3: it's I think it's green too. I think that there's

1220
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 3: definitely some blue mixed into that yellow Jeff.

1221
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 2: And five percent said they're not sure. Oh again, why

1222
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 2: is that on the pole? I wish nothing but the

1223
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 2: worst on the people that answer not sure. When broken

1224
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 2: down by age, though, people were more likely to say green,

1225
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: the younger that they were.

1226
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 6: Wow, write that down one.

1227
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 20: In the young categories, over half of people aged eighteen

1228
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 20: to twenty nine say tennis balls are one hundred percent green,

1229
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 20: compared to just fifteen percent of boomer sixty and older.

1230
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 3: Okay yet, church, who's yellow?

1231
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: If I've ever seen it? Let's go to your next

1232
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 2: laze a story out of Hot date Central. I haven't

1233
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 2: been here in a while, believe it or not. The

1234
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 2: phrase sliding into your DMS is now a decade old,

1235
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 2: if not weird, and a lot has changed over the

1236
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 2: past ten plus years of social media. In fact, recent

1237
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: results of a new survey just dropped and forty seven

1238
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: percent of people said their relationship began because one of

1239
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 2: them decided to shoot their shot in a private social

1240
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 2: media message. Of course, they were talking to people who

1241
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 2: were on the dating scene in recent years, so the

1242
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 2: pool did not include people who've been married for three

1243
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 2: decades and never even heard of social media when the

1244
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 2: first took up.

1245
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1246
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: Some other interesting findings from the online dating study include

1247
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 2: seventy two percent of people said social media has been

1248
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 2: a cause of conflict in either their current or previous relationship.

1249
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 3: My husband hates social media. He gets mad at me

1250
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: when I post things about him. Yeah, so I try

1251
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 3: to keep him off the ground.

1252
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 2: Seventy nine percent use social media to hard launch or

1253
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: announce their relationship.

1254
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1255
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 18: Oh my god, I'm.

1256
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 3: Following this girl that is still soft launching her relationship,

1257
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 3: like and they've been together for four months. I'm like,

1258
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 3: at this point, just show the dude's face.

1259
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 7: The game works, it's the long game.

1260
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 3: Just be in a relationship. Stop, it'll just wishy washing for.

1261
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 5: Ten years and that's hot.

1262
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 2: Fifty percent admitted to fighting with their partner about still

1263
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 2: having an ex's photos visible up on their Facebook or

1264
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 2: their Instagram pages.

1265
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, probably Brook, My relationship is older than

1266
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 3: my Instagram account. So I'm actually saying, is that crazy?

1267
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 5: But you know you would keep them mind?

1268
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, you throw up your Excusinyah.

1269
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm just gonna say I tagged my ex and

1270
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 3: my current relationship pictures.

1271
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 2: Like he for this guy, he's not on social media

1272
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: or on any dating apps because he got caught catfishing

1273
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 2: a Converse back in twenty eleven on Plenty of Shoes.

1274
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 2: Permanent Van didn't know they even did that, but that

1275
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 2: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

1276
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.

1277
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 8: On Friday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Brooks.

1278
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 2: Go on for six wins in a row today, and

1279
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 2: we've got somebody on the line who has never played

1280
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 2: Win Brooks Bucks before.

1281
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I love first.

1282
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 5: Timer, Rookie raw, Newbie, Nuby Neoby.

1283
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 7: Why three times?

1284
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 5: I just thought a Scooby Doo. It's Jess from Seattle.

1285
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 5: What's up, Jess?

1286
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

1287
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 7: Are you being tackled?

1288
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 6: Jess?

1289
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 7: Do you need help?

1290
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 14: Kind of?

1291
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 16: I have two small children never getting out of the car.

1292
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 3: H oh, you're yeah, and the cars moving, which is

1293
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 3: very scary.

1294
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 14: I'm shoving them.

1295
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:07,959
Speaker 3: Okay, you're a good mom, Jess.

1296
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 2: We already like you, and we're sending brook out of

1297
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: the studio while that happens. Here's how the game works.

1298
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions

1299
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 2: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1300
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,439
Speaker 2: But you do have to beat Brooke outright to win.

1301
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1302
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 19: I hope so? Yes?

1303
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Actor Jason Statham celebrates a birthday today.

1304
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 2: Is he from New Zealand, Australia or the uk Uk.

1305
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 2: How many hours does it take Earth to make one

1306
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 2: complete spin?

1307
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 16: Twenty four?

1308
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: Jacques and Guscus are two mice who are friends with

1309
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 2: what Disney Princess Cinderella? In which decade? We're both Alaska

1310
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 2: and Hawaii added to the United States fifties. Alice in

1311
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 2: Wonderland fell down? What type of animal? Hole rabbit?

1312
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 5: How many stars are in the constellation Orion's belt?

1313
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 16: Three?

1314
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 2: Wow, my gosh, that was so good.

1315
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 5: Yes, you did awesome, especially for that.

1316
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 6: She did really.

1317
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to pretend like you didn't do good

1318
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 2: when Brook comes back in all right, all right, and

1319
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 2: Brook's coming back in studio, You know, Jess, there is

1320
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 2: a chance that maybe Brook totally throws this game or

1321
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 2: something horrible happens.

1322
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 3: Does anyone want to act like small children around me

1323
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 3: to make it fairly level the playing field.

1324
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 2: Let's talk to Jess a little bit more about her

1325
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 2: summer plans. You got anything going on this summer?

1326
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 15: Yeah, my sister is like super extra and is hosting

1327
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 15: her baby's baptism on a small island in Greece and

1328
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 15: requiring everyone to.

1329
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 2: Call a baptism.

1330
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 13: I don't think my dad shouted up to my own baptism.

1331
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 3: I don't even want to know what you had to

1332
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 3: do for her wedding.

1333
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 19: It's going to be we have to go to the

1334
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 19: same small island in Greece.

1335
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 2: Wow, your summer sounds way better than any of ours.

1336
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 5: All right, Brooke, here we go. Are you ready your

1337
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 5: times arts?

1338
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 15: Now?

1339
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 2: Actor Jason Statham celebrates a birthday today. Is he is

1340
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 2: he from New Zealand, Australia or the uk UK? How

1341
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 2: many hours does it take earth to make one complete spin?

1342
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 3: Twenty four?

1343
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 2: Jacques and Guscus are two mice to our friends with?

1344
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 2: What Disney Princess Cinderella in? Which decade were both Alaska

1345
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 2: and Hawaii added to the United States fifties? Alice in

1346
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 2: Wonderland fell down? What type of animal hole rabbit? How

1347
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 2: many stars are in the constellation Orion's belt?

1348
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 3: Three?

1349
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 5: What country is Dubai located.

1350
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 3: In United Emirates?

1351
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: All right, got those answers in. You're gonna go to

1352
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose. Besides

1353
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 2: having my five boop jobs, I recently just had chin

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01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 2: light bosuction.

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01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 7: Okay, So Brooke, we were lying.

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01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 5: Jess didn't get one wrong.

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01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 6: She got sick rack.

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01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I get the heat so Brook, Yes.

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01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 5: You did get an extra question in the di hell

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01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 5: also none wrong.

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01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 6: Brooke got seven in.

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01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 2: A row, back to back perfect games by both the

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01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 2: contestant Brook, but unfortunately Brooke came out on top. There.

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01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Jess.

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01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers even though nobody needs them.

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01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 2: Jason Statham celebrates his birthday. He's from the UK, turning

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01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 2: fifty five.

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01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 3: Oh, that was my only real guess.

1369
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 2: It takes yeah, twenty four hours for the Earth to

1370
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 2: make one complete spin. Jacques and Guscus are the mice

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01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 2: who are friends with Cinderella Alaska and Hawaii. We're added

1372
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,479
Speaker 2: to the US in the nineteen fifties. Alison Wonderland fell

1373
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 2: down a rabbit hole. There's three stars in Orion's belt

1374
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 2: and Dubai's located in United Arab Emirates.

1375
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 3: Okay, you gave it to Sorry, you didn't even ua.

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01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 2: Now, Jess was not enough to beat Brook. But here's

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01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. Just for playing, We're gonna give

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01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 2: you a fifty dollars gift card.

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01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 5: To Grays Craze.

1380
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 2: Okay, grays Craze is now opening downtown wooden Vale they'll

1381
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 2: let you celebrate everything with me to order charcouterie boards,

1382
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 2: got arrangements of meats, cheeses, fresh fruits.

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01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 5: Veggie sweets, and a whole lot more. We'll give that

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01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 5: to you. Okay, fabulous, Thank you so much for playing.

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01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 2: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning