WEBVTT - You Don’t Get Clothes 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:16.560 This is it, it's we knows parenting. I'm Peter McNerney, 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.880 I'm Beth now and where here we are here we 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:24.840 are now, uh, still living in quarantine like the rest 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:31.320 of you, or most people at least, still surviving. Um, 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:35.720 everything's every day blurs into the next in some ways. Yeah. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.360 I just sat down, as I often do with being 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.159 these recordings, and I have a moment I go what 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.720 happened this week? And then I next thought was what 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.879 is a week? What is time? It's I feel like 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:51.640 it makes us really have to lean into the routine 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.720 of the week and like go hard on Friday night 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:58.160 and Saturday to like feel like it's the weekend. It's 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:03.360 so funny because the weekends have are now we haven't 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.759 had full real weekends for our entire relationship because I'm 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.399 usually teaching in from class on weekends. And know, it's 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.760 what I've always wanted, is like for us to actually 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:16.160 have downtime, and we do it. We do, although I'm 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.400 sort of inevitably there's sort of some work being caught 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.000 up on because we only have half work days throughout 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:25.400 the week, but it is better than before. But I'm 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:31.240 doing housework and you're doing we're getting ready to two. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:38.479 Being homeowners, we do have like a weird Saturday cleaning routine. Um, 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.600 I took a lot of garbage to the dump. There's 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:43.080 no garbage service here, so I go to the dump 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.679 and I love it. You love the dump. I could 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:52.360 just sort all my recyclables. You love errand's like I do. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:57.240 I think I do. That has not always been true. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.320 You know. My next task is what I'm going to 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.920 redo the horseshoe pits. There's horseshoe pits where we are. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.600 They're like sixty years old. Okay, if you read those though, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.040 can you make me some um garden beds? Can you 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:14.760 put build extra squares for plant and budgies and stuff? 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.240 All right? Is this a challenge? Yeah? I don't know 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.280 when we're if we're ever going to leave here, but 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:25.520 I think I'm just gonna mentally prepare for it, being 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:30.120 like not until summer or later. Yeah, We've we've planted 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.760 all those herbs. We have to be here until at 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.640 least we Yeah, I just feel like planting makes me 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.680 feel like I'm like preparing for sort of like a 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:42.040 good time and not like being trapped in a place 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:45.320 that I don't normally live, you know, just like this 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:48.160 is my home and making it my home. Things things 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.960 are alive here because of me. It's my home. I 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:55.680 made the life here. You made honestly, you made almost 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.760 you know, almost half of the life here. Almost half 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:05.320 of the life here. Yeah, okay, um no, but I 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.960 did today, so I had this is so boring, but 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.240 this is my life. Now. There had been some herbs 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.520 that your mom planted at this house last summer, and 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.919 so they were in this pot outside and they were 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.160 like roots, but they were kind of dead, and there 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.960 was like a couple that seems sort of salvageable, but 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.480 it was still really cold outside. So I took some 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.400 of the rosemary inside and put it in a glass 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.160 of water, hoping that it would grow roots. And then 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.480 it like sort of grow root, and then when I 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.720 touched it, I like accedentally broke the root off, and 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.680 then it like and then like three more weeks went 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.480 by and now it has a root, and now I 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.120 put it in a pot of dirt, and I'm like, 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.160 just like, these are the things, like it will make 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.840 my day if this plant grows these this is my life. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.119 It's like I've I've been fixing door knobs and hinges, 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.560 and it is so satisfying. There are two doors upstairs 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.040 there are so old that they're all warped. That the 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.520 door wouldn't close because the just the door is too 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.480 bigger than the doorframe. I went in the basement and 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:13.960 I found a planer and I went up on top 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.520 of the door and I just scraped like a quarter 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.240 of an inch of the wood off the top of 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.800 the door and it closes. The doors never closed for 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:26.240 my entire life. And I fixed the lock on the 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:29.480 bathroom door upstairs that shouldn't lock, So that was very satisfying. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.920 There you go, and you got this ship. The bathroom 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.960 in our room has a window on it. Yeah. For 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.840 some reason, it's like a French door to the bathroom 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.039 where you with like a cheer curtain hanging over it 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.279 that was on the outside of the door. So whenever 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.360 I would go pee, the kids would come in the bedroom, 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.039 pull the curtain aside and stare at me. And it's 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.440 like just not like how what I want to be 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.200 thinking about when I'm sitting in the bathroom. And now 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.839 you can't see see that shade at all. That is 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:01.000 rock shade. And I put on the inside of the door. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:04.919 That didn't even occur to me that the shade was 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.600 on the outside. I understand why why they did that, 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.279 because if you're going to put like a curtain, you 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.880 don't necessarily want to getting steamed up and moldy the 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:18.960 master bedroom. So anyway, it's yeah, it's well in This 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.279 house also has like has had additions put on at 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.240 different times, so sometimes there's just like weird little quirks 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.920 of like why is this window to the other room. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.479 So I which went for a little walk today. It's 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.400 been raining, it's going to rain all week here, and 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:39.200 I went to the mailbox that I built, and uh, 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:43.960 you're so proud on the way back your crowning. It's 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.360 just something I had never even considered. Well, now that 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.400 we know that you know how to poor concrete. My 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.760 sister is really eager for you to put up a 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:59.479 basketball hoop. I'm not against that. She's dying for you 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.159 to do. Not a great place for it, but I 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:03.920 just don't know if and how we could get a 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:09.480 hoop delivered right now, if that's possible, maybe to have 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:16.120 one home depot um probably not home depot. I've been 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:23.200 going to lose anyway, um um, we've had our children 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:28.400 have been still slightly insane, pretty good. I mean, Britain, 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.479 I feel like we're over sending Brent to his room, 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:37.000 but it's been a really rainy couple of weeks and 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.600 so they're cooped up and I think sometimes he just 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:44.760 like he gets overloaded and then he's like beyond help, 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.080 you know what I mean. This morning I met you 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.880 made them. They're nice little worksheets, which was a nice 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.880 surprise when we sat down to start Daddy school because 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.600 we started we I do it in the morning, and 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.920 you made these little things to drop a picture of 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.520 day right, a thing, here's your name. Tracey'd copy it 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:07.360 so that Maven and Britne could do together. There's a 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:10.600 nice balance of like things that they both could do. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.240 And uh Brin said, I'm not doing this, and when 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:15.720 I walked out of the room, he ripped it up 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:19.720 and put it in the trash and I got so mad. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.200 That is really annoying because I spent a minute making that. 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.960 But then Maven did the same thing with the other one, 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.640 and then when they calmed down, they then both did 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:36.320 the remaining page that you made for them. So you 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.520 did twice as much more as you need to where 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.760 they went the trash for somebody. I think that a 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.680 weekend of so much TV and then they woke up 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:46.520 the morning, watched TV and it was hard to get 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.920 back into the Monday routine. Yeah, they've been doing a 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:54.960 lot of that sort of thing lately. Maven has I 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.680 think I had heard somewhere that like a lot of 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:02.120 children are regressing right now because the coronavirus and routines 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.760 are not going correctly and they're just feeling unsettled. So 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.640 Maven has started peeing her pants again, which is not 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.880 something she really did for a long time. Yeah, I 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:19.320 mean here and there. Yeah, she's had occasional accidents here 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.120 and there, but it's not like a thing she ever 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.000 really had a problem with. This week, she has peter 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.760 her pants like ten times twice today she's been she 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.000 wore three dresses today. I think it was yesterday. She 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.160 peter her pants definitely four times in one day. And 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.679 I'd like keep trying to explain it to her, and 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.240 I'm trying not to get team mad at her because 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.120 I don't want her to be ashamed about it, like 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.920 I just want she doesn't seem to be ashamed. I know, 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:45.400 but like when you you were kind of getting mad 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:49.880 at her, and then she like has started lying to 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.920 us about it. So now it's more annoying because you 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.200 don't know how long she's walking around and like sitting 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.800 on stuff with peepye pants, and so I like, I'll 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:00.280 like grab, I'll pick her up or something and feel 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.040 her butt, and her pants were all wet. And I 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.480 don't know how long she's been doing that. And she 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.199 keeps when I tell her she paid her pants, she 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:12.439 keeps being like, no, it's just sweat. It's like so 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:16.200 much p I'm like, are you your little girls won't sweat? 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.440 Like you're a bad liar three year old? She's she's 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:23.120 lying so much lately. I walked into the room now, 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.160 and I feel like I immediately to see Brin or 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.720 may even look up at me, like Hi, the face 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.080 just said I wasn't doing anything, so don't look in 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.640 my hands behind my back. I didn't just eat an 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:42.439 entire bag of Reese's peanut butter chips. So this morning 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:44.880 she got ahold of a bag of chocolate chips that 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.280 I kind of knew she knew about, but she was 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.440 being kind of sly about. I would see her sneak 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.400 a couple of chocolate chips out and then put it 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.040 back in the drawer and then like go about her business. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.640 And I was like, at least she's being like sort 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.960 of like considerate, like on Brand, who would just like 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.720 dumped the whole thing all over the floor, you know, 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.199 and so I just throw them all over the room 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.360 and go, what, Yeah, he would just eat. So I 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.040 hadn't really like put an end to it because it 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:11.600 didn't seem like as big of a problem with some 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:15.640 of their other raids. And then this morning she had 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.760 chocolate all over her face and I found out from 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:19.800 them that they're eating chocolate chips, but I didn't see 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:23.040 them anywhere. And she was walking around carrying this like 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.280 soft cloth easter basket. She got like carrying it like 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.480 a purse. And all of a sudden I look in 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.120 I realized she has a whole bag of chocolate chips 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:36.440 in the easter basket. She's just been like carrying it 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:42.160 around the house like a little psycho. What does psycho? 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:46.040 And that little psycho is about to turn four, I know, 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.520 on Friday. I can't believe it's already here. And you know, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:52.280 it's the weirdest. The weirdest thing about her birthday I 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.640 think is the fact that we won't have any wrapping paper. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:58.800 I know. I was trying to decided to just do 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.680 anything about that, and then I it's like I don't 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.160 care well for I realized for a few days as 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.000 I was like, well, we'll just use newspaper, and then 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:10.760 I was like, I haven't touched a newspaper in how 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.600 long we don't have newspaper? Do you think we have 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.080 newspapers because I've had a newspaper. I'm in this house 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.120 which I connect to my parents. I connected being home 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:24.199 where there was always newspaper. I mean, I didn't think 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:28.800 about it. It was a half thought. I'm just put 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.280 it in boxes. Maybe we'll make it a scavenger hut. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:34.880 Would that be a fun way to open your presence 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.880 because it's actually just annoying to hide stuff on Easter 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.520 because then you have to mentally remember where everything is 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.200 when they can't find it. Um, But what if you're 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:53.080 a parent that loves that? I disagree. It's about idea. Wow. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:00.160 I she told me this today that she wants a 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.319 narwhale cake, which I'm like, how the hell am I 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.840 going to make a narwhal. I mean just not easy. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.120 You make a cake. The narwhal face is easier than 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.800 a unicorn, and we'll just make a little cone with 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.719 paper and put it on top. Yeah, I guess so. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:24.760 I love this idea, you know, the narwhale in Elf. Bye, buddy, 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.880 I hope you'll find your dad. I feel like that's 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.400 the design, like a little mouth, and I that we 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:41.199 should go for. Okay, great, I'm so glad you're so enthusiastic. Um, 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.640 what else? We can't go outside because it's raining for 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:49.440 the rest of our lives. Um Brin smashed a lamp 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:53.160 this week, among other things that was destroyed. If you 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.080 want to see all the things that Britain has broken 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:59.200 since we've been here, um, go to my Instagram. He 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.720 also to day I thought for a second that he 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.280 broke his nose because he was trying to play fight 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.240 with me and then just whirled himself towards me, and 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.400 I like sort of caught him, but his face flew 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.120 into the side of the couch really hard. And then 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.000 he pulled back and I was like, are you okay? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:18.559 And he was like no, and and and then I 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.760 just see his nose was like I could see him 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.480 like squinting, and I could see him like trying to 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:29.440 decide how bad his face hurt, because he slammed his 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.320 nose inside and then he was just like squinting and 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.319 like feeling it for a second, and then slowly blood 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:41.480 started dripping out of his nostril. I was he's handled 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:45.320 it well at first, and then he didn't stand still 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.880 well because then you were like, oh, hey, buddy, do 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.440 you want me to graphically describe how this blood is 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.800 coming out of your nose? I knew. I was like 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:54.920 you were like you were like, what does it taste 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.960 like in your throat? Blood? What does blood taste like? 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:02.440 You were actually this have a scarier sense of experience. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.720 That caught his attention. That was the most successful thing 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.679 I did know you. Once you left, we talked about it, 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.160 and he was he was like, well, it distressed him 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.280 when he wanted to know how I knew what metal 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.000 tasted like, and I was like, that's a good question, 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:21.560 because it tastes like blood. Um. But when I came 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.520 over there, I knew. I knew. I was like, I 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.640 need to stay calm because the other day you and 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:33.320 Alison were out and when Britain broke the lamp. He 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:37.800 was doing so he loves Monsters, Inc. And Monsters University, 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:43.600 the two fine Pixar films. And in Monsters University there's 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.200 a whole plot where they're doing like the scare games 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:51.480 in college, and one of the events is like they 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:55.000 have to sneak by this librarian, so it's a sneaking game. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.920 So Brin loves to sneak around as if he's one 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:04.120 of the members of Uzma Kappa. And uh so he was. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.480 I was like walking a room and he'll like sneak 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.200 with Maven around the edges, and of course they couldn't 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.680 be louder because they're on all fours, like quiet, quiet, 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.560 and so he was sneaking around the back of the 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.640 couch and the table, and of course that's where the 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:24.720 plug to the lamp was. The lamp is a basically 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.720 a giant glass jar that my mom filled with pine 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.920 cones and it's very cool and then a lamp plugs 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.960 it on top. So he pulled that off and it 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:38.160 fell basically on top of him, um and it shattered 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:42.600 on the wall above his head, and then he got 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.360 wedged between the table and the window. So that it 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.120 didn't follow out of the ground, but all of the 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.640 shattered glass fell down to the ground where he was 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:56.800 on all fours and so I saw the shot shatter, 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:03.560 and you know, very pan necked. I screamed. I said, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.880 don't move, like stop stop, and of course would Brant do, 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.520 but he was totally freaked out by the fact that 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.760 I freaked out and just started like in my mind, 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:19.080 he'll like get food on his hand or something, and 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.120 I'll be like brand and he like starts flapping the 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:26.440 food all around the kitchen, like just like splashing it everywhere. 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.960 I don't know how he did not cut himself, but 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.160 he then was like on knees, his feet, his knees, 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:37.760 his hands, all of them running like like a Fred 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:41.760 Flintstone starting his car. They can think they're way out 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:45.040 of there. Um. The whole time I was like stop, 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:48.800 don't move, no freeze, stop eddie where they got out 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.680 there like Brant? And then I quickly calmed down and said, 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.600 it's like the reason why I was yelling of glass 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.600 and I don't want to get hurt, are you okay? 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:01.480 I'm not mad at you, um, But it was a 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.280 really scary moment where I thought he's going to have 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.880 like five cuts all of him. So when he had 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.119 a bloody nose and I knew he was going to panic, 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.800 I went straight to that and I was like, hey, buddy, 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:18.960 we're fine. Blood buddy, the blood, it's cool, right. Can 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:23.200 we talk about the Mann pee pants incident, which which 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:27.760 one where you got very angry? I don't when did 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:32.720 I get angry? You were like, she pewed her pants, 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.040 and then we took them off and put them in 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.680 the laundry, and then she went to the laundry basketball 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.440 put the pepe pants. She put the pea pants back on, 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:44.600 and then you were getting really mad at her. So 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.320 he took the pants off again, and we're hiding them 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.119 and she's still trying to get them up off a 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.159 high shelf. Or you forgot the step where I in 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:54.080 front of her put them in the sink to wash 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.159 them and got them all wet. So I was like, 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.000 well now you can't. In my mind was like, well, 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:00.840 she won't want to wear him now, and so I 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:04.200 threw him in the washing machine and she immediately rushed 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.199 for the washing machine. I was like, I was like, 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.880 come on, I had to go do a story part 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.920 live show, in the basement and prepare all the tech 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.199 for it, and so I was so annoyed, and then 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.240 I put it up high, and then I don't remember 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:21.159 what happened. Well, at one point you got so angry 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.400 at her that you were They were like, you want 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:28.199 to wear peep pants, Fine, you don't get close. And 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:31.960 then you took her shirt off and took that away. 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:35.439 And then she was standing there naked, like pouting and 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:39.359 stomping her feet for so long. And it sounds cruel, 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.600 and it was, and it was weird because she was 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:44.880 being she was stood in the mudroom. So I put 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.439 her pants up the highest point in the mud room. 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.560 There's no way she could ever get to it, and 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:53.200 then she kept reaching for it. She knew she can't 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:56.040 reach it, it's like more than double our height, but 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.480 looking at me going But she also had no pants 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.560 and no one wear on and just her T shirt 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.360 and was weirdly getting self conscious, so she would try 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:09.040 to cover herself with jackets and then I would ignore her. 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.520 But then she peek around the corner to see if 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.120 I was looking, and then I wasn't looking, but then 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:16.040 she wanted me to look so that she could be 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.119 defiant and then I did look, but then she was 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.920 self conscious because she was naked, and so it was 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:23.439 just like there was so many complex emotions. I was 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:27.800 like sure, and then I was like she was like 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:30.480 that door aside was like cracked open, and she was 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:33.240 standing in your coat that was hanging on the hook, 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.439 and she was like huddling in it, shivering, and so 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.600 I went to shut the door. So then of course 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:42.280 she's so angry. She goes over and opens the door 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:45.000 back up and then goes back into your coat to 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:48.520 like shiver naked, and she just kept like staring at 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:52.239 me through her like dirty bangs and just like being like, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:57.280 we ate dinner while she stood in the mudroom and 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.560 we're just trying to ignore her because we tried to 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.240 help her, like hey, let's do this, and then we're 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.040 like all right, we're gonna ignore you. And then she 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.879 was so mad that we were ignoring her that for 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.320 all of dinner she was in the mud room and 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:12.399 I kept peeking over and she would just lean back 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.000 to look. And then the second we caught I she's 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.879 like hid and be like she's like I want you 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:22.439 to constantly know that I'm ignoring you. And then I 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:26.560 lost my mind and she I found her again, trying 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:31.359 to find her clothes, her wet pep clothes, try to 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:36.280 grab him, John, you don't get that. You don't get close. 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:40.399 And I took her t shirt off. I mean, but 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:41.600 also in my mind, I was like, she's about to 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:43.399 go to beds. She had to put on Jammie's so 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:44.840 I just took this off. And I was like, that 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.560 was an insane thing to say. This is such a funny. 0:20:48.680 --> 0:21:02.040 You don't get closing sounds terrible. Ah, that's your punishment. Um, 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:07.480 oh boy, what are your hopes for the week ahead? Um? 0:21:07.520 --> 0:21:12.320 You know, just less punching from less p and pants 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:22.160 from mayven. Let's rain Friday, Saturday's six degrees sixty plus 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:27.840 hopefully no rain. Yeah? What else? You don't get? Closed? 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:41.920 This next segment is called Listeners Want Knows, where we 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:46.120 take questions and comments from you guys. All right, First 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:48.760 of all, we got a nice handful of emails from 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:55.240 folks emailing just say congratulations on a hundred episodes. Um, 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.160 so thank you to all those individuals. They weren't even 0:21:58.200 --> 0:22:00.679 asking questions nothing for the part. I guess they just 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:04.920 said congrats, thank you guys. How thoughtful. Thank you if 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:11.200 you wrote in. Um, this email comes to us from 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:16.600 Ah from a friend of mine. Uh, this is somebody 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:18.920 of did improv with in New York City who I 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:23.440 have not seen in a long time. Uh, Noel, who 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.639 I'm gonna read this email? My partner and I live 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:28.840 in downtown New York and are expecting a baby in 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:31.199 a few weeks. We don't want to do anything as 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:35.000 absurd as naming him or her COVID or anything like that, 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:39.040 but do want to do something to help communicate to 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:41.720 them what a crazy and historic time they came into 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:46.120 the world during. What are some ideas that won't seem 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:50.359 horribly morbid or depressing once this is behind us. Also, 0:22:51.119 --> 0:22:53.480 how long after you you had kids that had take 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:58.320 to regain a comfortable headspace to start performing again. Congrats 0:22:58.320 --> 0:23:02.800 on a Hunter episodes. Here's the pick of my partner, Noel. Look, 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:08.880 this picture is incredible. Oh my god. They're pregnant belly 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:12.679 outside with a coronavirus mask on her face. That's really 0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:17.920 she looks really cute. That's a very cute cheese jacket. Um, 0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:20.800 she's ready to go, She's ready to pop. It's a 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:25.080 great photo. Well. Uh, this is a great question, Noel, 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:29.840 and I could not help the so the very immediately 0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.960 my brain. So Noah's last name is denin no Denin 0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:35.240 the very first thing, I was like, well, it's got 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:40.679 to be quarantine toned right, quarantine to No, it's not 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:42.640 and it should not. But I do want to say 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:45.879 quarantine to need. Yeah, that's our answer, quarantine to al right, 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:51.399