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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. What they've found wasn't great.

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. That is the last thing I

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Speaker 1: said a few months ago when I had to go

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Speaker 1: get a colonoscopy because I was having all kinds of

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Speaker 1: issues where you get colonoscopies. Yeah, I didn't say that

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Speaker 1: on air. I did talk about the issues that I

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Speaker 1: was having and the importance of especially men, because it's

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Speaker 1: a lot of times a health problem with guys. We

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Speaker 1: need to go get a colonoscopy at a certain point

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Speaker 1: in our life. And really, if you are having an issue,

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Speaker 1: you need to go to the doctor, right And a

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Speaker 1: lot of guys, I think, just a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: but it's kind of stereotypical that a lot of guys

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Speaker 1: don't go to the doctor when they should, and then

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Speaker 1: you find things too late. And I told everybody that

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Speaker 1: I would update them on what happened, because it was

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Speaker 1: like months of just pain and all kinds of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I went to go get a colonoscopy, and that

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Speaker 1: phrase what they found wasn't great wasn't something that I

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Speaker 1: said on air. I talked about it before I went

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Speaker 1: to go get a colonoscopies. So in case you didn't

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Speaker 1: hear it one, Why don't you listen to every single

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Speaker 1: word of this show that's wrong? Or if you're waiting

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Speaker 1: for an update, I'll refresh your memory. So right after

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Speaker 1: I got the colonoscopy, it seemed solemn round here, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I was responding to Richard Sharky in teams, which

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Speaker 1: is like a chat thing. If you don't know Microsoft teams,

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Speaker 1: it's a thing they used incorporate and it's really annoying.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, but here you could ask me something about

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Speaker 1: like how it went, and I responded and I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what they found wasn't great. And then you know, I'd

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Speaker 1: come into work and I could tell that it was

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Speaker 1: just like a little like I said, solemn, Like people

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Speaker 1: were wondering what's going on, and I never gave anybody

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Speaker 1: an update, and I realized, you know, I should probably

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Speaker 1: talk about it. And just the other day I was

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Speaker 1: in the hallway and I had a conversation with the

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Speaker 1: big boss here. Right because you know, when you work

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Speaker 1: in a corporate environment and you have a health issue

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Speaker 1: or people think you're having a health that you they

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Speaker 1: don't directly ask you because of corporate rules. Right like

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Speaker 1: that you're supposed to keep your health private. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't keep much private. So I saw our big boss

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Speaker 1: in the hallway just the other day and he's like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I haven't seen you in a while.

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Speaker 1: And I was like I'm good and he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but how are you? And I was like, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: How are you? And he's like yeah, but I like

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Speaker 1: how are you? And I was like I'm good, and

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Speaker 1: you are you gonna? Yeah? He kept asking me that

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Speaker 1: and looking at me kind of weird, and I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: the choloscopy thing, that's probably what he's thinking about, right,

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Speaker 1: And I walked away and I was like, I haven't

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Speaker 1: addressed that yet with anybody, So I would like to

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Speaker 1: talk about the elephant in the room and that being

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Speaker 1: my butt so again or so, just to update everybody,

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Speaker 1: I did say what they found wasn't great. After my colonoscopy,

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Speaker 1: what I forgot to do, what I meant to do

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Speaker 1: the next day was pay off the job joke. And

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Speaker 1: I forgot for the last like how long ago was that?

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Speaker 1: Five months? Yeah, I forgot for the last five months.

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Speaker 1: I literally kept meaning to get around to it, and

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Speaker 1: then I realized, wait, a second, everybody probably thinks I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna die, and I haven't. I haven't paid off the joke.

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Speaker 1: When I said what they found wasn't great, I was

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Speaker 1: gonna come in the next day, but then I got distracted.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna come in the next day and say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what they found wasn't great. They found Nemo? Why, Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was literally yeah. I was just gonna make a

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Speaker 1: stupid joke, and I forgot to do the punchline. I

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Speaker 1: literally forgot. I was just gonna do a jump joke.

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Speaker 1: Everything was fine. It wasn't like, yeah, they said everything's fine.

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Speaker 1: I've literally this was just the executive brucer. I've literally

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Speaker 1: thought about this every week for like five months. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what is when he is he going to

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Speaker 1: tell us he has some terminal illness on the world?

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Speaker 1: What is happening? And then you just like and then

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Speaker 1: I think I've even mentioned a few times, and you're

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Speaker 1: like it's whatever, and then you just move on to

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Speaker 1: another thing. I'm like, holy crap, there's no answer. Because

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do a segment and then do the joke,

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Speaker 1: and then I forgot and I realized I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh crap, everybody thinks I'm gonna die. All I wanted

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Speaker 1: to say was they found Nemo in my butt. Have

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Speaker 1: been like super respectful of your I'm and just just

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Speaker 1: wanting you to feel, you know, not pressure to say

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Speaker 1: anything to us, and thank you for the long game.

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Speaker 1: I love how we joke about you being late. You're

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Speaker 1: literally five months late to your own joke. And I

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Speaker 1: had a conversation with the buss. I can see the concern.

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Speaker 1: He's like, how are you though, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know the Nemo joke. Nobody does. Everybody thinks

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Speaker 1: that I'm really sick right now, and no, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to make a stupid joke. Everything was fine, though,

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Speaker 1: I feel great. Well, let's celebrate that fantastic right for good.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, but do get checked out though. It is

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Speaker 1: important that you don't get it checked It is And

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna make a joke or their co workers

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Speaker 1: where they think you're really sick, but then you're gonna

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Speaker 1: come in be like, no, everything was fine, and you

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Speaker 1: make a really bad joke about a Disney character being

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Speaker 1: in your bum bump, make sure to do the joke,

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Speaker 1: otherwise everybody's gonna think you might be dying for like

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Speaker 1: five hours that part. Also, you guys have been really

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Speaker 1: patient with me lately, so I should have told you that.

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Speaker 1: I should have kept juicing roll that wave for the

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Speaker 1: next year exactly. The Jebel Show on demand