Speaker 1: What's up, y'all. Strong's j Jackson here on horrible Decisions
Speaker 1: and I'm having a good time with the ladies. Please
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Speaker 1: being Mary Jane finally appreciate John already know we we
Speaker 1: had that conversation as I've had that mentor like I
Speaker 1: did Andy and I've been talking about what level I
Speaker 1: don't know a b CS as far as the basketball.
Speaker 1: So does that mean the NBA is like a league?
Speaker 1: Is that it? Yeah, it's like a list. So NBA's
Speaker 1: a list overseas what's it's probably be list? G league
Speaker 1: is like it depends, Yes, yeah, don't go. Don't go
Speaker 1: to South America. The niggas don't make no money. But
Speaker 1: what were doing nothing? We are atually recording our show.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be really fun to just get
Speaker 1: right to the grit and root of the whole ship
Speaker 1: that we do because y'all know this, y'all. Motherfucking o
Speaker 1: g f CP Man, Dizzle, my Nizzle Booty Bandit and
Speaker 1: the motherfucking building. And I'm embarrassed in the video today
Speaker 1: you should have seen. They were like, I went into
Speaker 1: work today and they were like, you seem so happy today.
Speaker 1: But I woke up at four o'clock. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you real quick. So I need y'all's opinion because my
Speaker 1: friend thinks that he's the demon in my life. So basically,
Speaker 1: I woke up at four forty three a m. This
Speaker 1: morning because I had a fucking nightmare. The nightmare woke
Speaker 1: me up. How no, bitch was even worse. There were
Speaker 1: demons at my door. Bitch, and so I'm literally sitting
Speaker 1: here like in my dream telling myself, bit you, dreaming
Speaker 1: you got this. So I go to fight the goddamn demon,
Speaker 1: and bitch, I feel it like a person. So I
Speaker 1: got scared as fun because I'm like, I just my
Speaker 1: haird was supposed to go through you. Bit you real.
Speaker 1: So I got scared as funk. I go to my
Speaker 1: second room. That's how I know it's a dream. My
Speaker 1: mama in the second room. So I bring my mama
Speaker 1: to come back in my room, and which we see
Speaker 1: the ship on the ceiling. So that's when I woke
Speaker 1: up and which I was scared at the very same
Speaker 1: minute at four forty three. Seven hit me with the
Speaker 1: you up. He didn't even so I said, my friend,
Speaker 1: no is he That's what I felt like, Maybe he's
Speaker 1: my night ist shining armor and that that was like
Speaker 1: seven is alive and thriving. So I wrote him. I said,
Speaker 1: first of all, I said, I'm never up when you
Speaker 1: text me? Are you up? And so then I told
Speaker 1: him I said no, I said, but I just woke
Speaker 1: up literally because of a nightmare. And so he gave
Speaker 1: me with your no seriously, So then he did that
Speaker 1: kind of so he was like nost So he was
Speaker 1: like me, you saw and so does this dick become
Speaker 1: make it hard? I said, okay, right, let me let
Speaker 1: me know. Don't you ever text me up at this time?
Speaker 1: I'll be here. If you haven't recognized our third Mike today,
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Speaker 1: which is one of my favorite sis hetero male guests,
Speaker 1: because I think you're a great ally for hoes and
Speaker 1: gay niggers and all of us. So we're glad to
Speaker 1: have you back. I just like your voice. Some girl
Speaker 1: says she played the podcast and her eyes closed just
Speaker 1: to listen to you really like and play with Oh hype, God,
Speaker 1: that's nice. I wasn't even thinking. I'm okay, yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: you know, let's find her name so you can give
Speaker 1: her a shout out, like, um so wait, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you so. Me and Sharon is linked up before
Speaker 1: the podcast today. Wait, weren't you supposed to get his sperm?
Speaker 1: Oh oh you didn't even contact Wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait, this is getting added out
Speaker 1: in my hand literally in a cup. So basically, guys,
Speaker 1: if you shout shout out to Viceland, we was wanted.
Speaker 1: We were. Yeah, we were on vicelive and you guys
Speaker 1: can catch us on vicelive. Kind of coming soon. But
Speaker 1: we were on Vicelive and it was hump day episode,
Speaker 1: so everything was involving sex and on air they were
Speaker 1: testing the the host sperm count to see who had
Speaker 1: the most sperm count. So they gave Weezy. Well weasy
Speaker 1: to take it home, so they gave Weezy one of
Speaker 1: the tests, and so knowing that you were coming in,
Speaker 1: we were going to try to get your sperm in
Speaker 1: a cup, but beforehand because it takes a little while
Speaker 1: and we wanted to see your sperm count on. We
Speaker 1: don't have to take a little while. How long it's
Speaker 1: take my bike better than me? How long? If I
Speaker 1: want to if I want to thirty second thing, I'll
Speaker 1: get it out. I want to go. I have have
Speaker 1: a good on session. We got an extra curry quick.
Speaker 1: I want to see. I just want to see if
Speaker 1: you could come in thirty seconds, because that's amazing. We
Speaker 1: sent you to the bathroom. You here's here's a problem
Speaker 1: with that. If y'all did that to me today. So
Speaker 1: like before my fly, I definitely beat my meat because
Speaker 1: I was like, let me just unwine and I want
Speaker 1: to give you all my food, my best self. You
Speaker 1: want to give us your best. You know what I
Speaker 1: would like to see volume. I would like to see
Speaker 1: how much you could come in the cup? Like is
Speaker 1: it gonna be right? Where do you meant the line?
Speaker 1: I think mine's more of a spread than it is.
Speaker 1: It's not like about the dance is more about like
Speaker 1: a yeah, it doesn't do that. You know? Why did
Speaker 1: you don't mother with my big head? No? Qui okaya?
Speaker 1: But I will say it does depend because like, let's
Speaker 1: just say, okay, let's just say when I'm masturbating, if
Speaker 1: I like, I keep going to the point where I'm
Speaker 1: bouting that, but I'm like, oh, I don't like this angle,
Speaker 1: but I keep waiting, you know, as you say, edging,
Speaker 1: is that accurate? Okay? Okay, So I want to do
Speaker 1: that ship I go, no, I'm coming. Then I can't stop.
Speaker 1: I'm still My thing is when I when I keep
Speaker 1: doing that, then I realized when I finally do it,
Speaker 1: will can I tell you that's probably the sexiest type
Speaker 1: of mass Like, so, I don't want to say a
Speaker 1: lot of guys on my phone, but there's quite a
Speaker 1: few who like to just let me watch them jack off.
Speaker 1: Like I don't do anything. I just talked to them
Speaker 1: while they check off and yes, and the sexiest thing
Speaker 1: is like one of them specifically, and it's so nasty,
Speaker 1: but I love it. He like when he's in hotels
Speaker 1: because clearly he'd be on the road because he working.
Speaker 1: And something that he does is like he likes to
Speaker 1: see how far he could shoot it, like when he comes,
Speaker 1: but he shoots it like in weird places and we
Speaker 1: love it. So he'll be in a hotel room and
Speaker 1: I feel so and me and him love it, like
Speaker 1: we like to like see how far he shoots it,
Speaker 1: but like he likes to come in weird places in
Speaker 1: the hotel room. So I'm like, yeah, so like I'll
Speaker 1: make him he shoots on the rugger, on the couch
Speaker 1: and the in the circle or on the ottoman and
Speaker 1: he'd just be shooting his nut on these different parts
Speaker 1: of the hotel and I'm like, who have to clean that?
Speaker 1: They don't even know what I do it on Skype.
Speaker 1: You know, it's one of them type niggas. So no, wait,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about the sex layer. So me
Speaker 1: and showing his grab a bat and we had to
Speaker 1: kill time, right, so we go get a massage round
Speaker 1: Chinatown foot massage. We walked. That's born, not us, but
Speaker 1: people for short words. So we're walking and it's like
Speaker 1: downstairs and there's like red lights and there's like it
Speaker 1: looked like Valentine's Day decoration and there's a girl, an
Speaker 1: Asian girl, and a towel holding it yea naked. She
Speaker 1: doesn't see. That was the first person we saw when
Speaker 1: we walked out, and she didn't say ship to what.
Speaker 1: She just stared at us. She was like she looked
Speaker 1: him up and down. I was like, yes, you're geting yours.
Speaker 1: It was really weird because I think she was trying
Speaker 1: to gauge this situation because we were looking around like
Speaker 1: uh so. Then an older woman comes out, one that
Speaker 1: we both definitely wouldn't have fucked, and so she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm going So we sit down all right, the
Speaker 1: revenue bee and then the girl with the towel comes
Speaker 1: back out, but with this like stroll, just like looking
Speaker 1: she was doing bro. I'm gonna say it's probably five
Speaker 1: times at least, and then I was like, what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's like I was kind of weird, like, see, she's sexy,
Speaker 1: we supposed to order her. I don't know. Wait, why
Speaker 1: we're getting our foot massage. Wait, wait here, the most
Speaker 1: noise going on. Bro. So I was coming through core
Speaker 1: horrible decisions, and y'all didn't think to do research and
Speaker 1: see at least how much she charged. So damn you
Speaker 1: spiled to do ship for research. Didn't really wanted to research.
Speaker 1: But she kind of like, suck your toes and you
Speaker 1: could have came and told us how much of toes
Speaker 1: calls in China Town well back, but I don't even
Speaker 1: know if they were about that. But like this dude
Speaker 1: was like moaning extra lab and there was a weird
Speaker 1: jerking moaning. There was a sound like a not in
Speaker 1: the mouth, but like it was like a jerk, like
Speaker 1: like oil. And then and then anytime you do see
Speaker 1: older white man come out, there was like a couple
Speaker 1: of older white men that came out. Thank you she
Speaker 1: and it was only her doing all these white the
Speaker 1: other one walking up and down like she was waiting.
Speaker 1: There was other So when he came out, someone says,
Speaker 1: how was it, He goes, I feel great. I swear,
Speaker 1: I was like, you did that on purpose? Who did
Speaker 1: what on purpose? You said? It felt great? Oh no,
Speaker 1: not me? That wasn't It was a white dude, the
Speaker 1: older white dude did that. He was the one that
Speaker 1: was like, feel another guy just came out. He was
Speaker 1: super appreciative. He's like thank you, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: thank you bye. And he was awkward and he left.
Speaker 1: And he was in the suit and white older white
Speaker 1: man in a suit, and he used to stabling sex
Speaker 1: clubs on the little wheezy right right, everybody has been
Speaker 1: asking the girl Sharona's and you said, my research, it didn't. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: he only took his socks off up. That's a right off,
Speaker 1: right great right when we're leaving, the girls like I'm
Speaker 1: looking at her and her hands are shaking, and we
Speaker 1: walked out and I'm like, bro, like, I feel like
Speaker 1: we were just in the middle like a sex trade.
Speaker 1: Like she didn't speak English. She was like a little shaky.
Speaker 1: You could tell she was nervous, and she's like holding
Speaker 1: this towel like waiting. She didn't put on her sweats
Speaker 1: until a good like well until we let left, like
Speaker 1: she was like that she was off duty. After that,
Speaker 1: they were just like go home. That's awful. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: can't tell you the name because it wasn't Glaze, It
Speaker 1: wasn't at all. But it was across the Luna Pizza
Speaker 1: I know that. Oh yeah, yeah that, and was chased
Speaker 1: around the corner. Don't be giving all these details them, no,
Speaker 1: you know what my academy or listening to the show,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's oh boy um from the
Speaker 1: Patriots they got caught going to don't be telling no
Speaker 1: it was it, Yes, it wasn't. It wasn't his brothel.
Speaker 1: It was it was a brothel that was under investigation
Speaker 1: by the FBI for trafficking people. What about his son?
Speaker 1: He got off because the person who gave him the
Speaker 1: massage wasn't a part of the sex trafficking. Okay, right
Speaker 1: out here, crad was the only one, the Richard was
Speaker 1: the only one not involved. Out voice, Hilary, I like that.
Speaker 1: Wheezy actually came up with this cute little game, and
Speaker 1: we're going to bring you a part of It's called
Speaker 1: finish the sentence. So are we all going to finish
Speaker 1: this sentence? Okay, let's all do it. The first one
Speaker 1: you're gonna finish it. I want you to lick my blank.
Speaker 1: Finish the blank, and it's all my body, so yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so go ahead. I want you to lick my shaft.
Speaker 1: It's a certain way to do it. It's really nice
Speaker 1: when the girl knows how to do it. Lick the shaft,
Speaker 1: okay my goal and circles around it like not, that's
Speaker 1: not that's okay. The next one, well, what about you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go in the circle. What should you lick
Speaker 1: my pussy hole? Like the pussy hole I do. I
Speaker 1: love when niggas put their tongue in, like, huh ro
Speaker 1: take that ship. I can dig that, you know. Like
Speaker 1: he was just like, you don't like you know, you
Speaker 1: came now to day, but some fingers. When he was eating,
Speaker 1: he was saying, okay, first of all his hands, give
Speaker 1: it some credit. It was still ahead. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: so I want you to lick my strap. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: but it's the power thing. It's going to suck that
Speaker 1: ship and then start vibrating in my mouth. And I
Speaker 1: was like, look, okay, the next one that is okay.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think how he's supposed to every time
Speaker 1: we fuck. I want you to every time we fun.
Speaker 1: I want you to day. What do I like? What's
Speaker 1: it first with it? I know there's a for short position.
Speaker 1: What's the first short position? Every time? We I want
Speaker 1: you to be in what position? What's it called? Like?
Speaker 1: We don't know? Like okay, so should we do you
Speaker 1: like our like our show? Should you? And Sharona I
Speaker 1: asked you got pants on? So we was talking about
Speaker 1: I did. I was like, can I be a part
Speaker 1: of that video video? Al right? Alright? So what's the
Speaker 1: position you like to do? And set? We got to
Speaker 1: figure it out? Get up? Okay, you play so much?
Speaker 1: But wait to the middle of the show. I got
Speaker 1: yourr what's position? Okay, I'm talking through talking, so standing up? Wait,
Speaker 1: let me take off my work bade get me alright?
Speaker 1: So many and position? Why already? Okay? So like that's
Speaker 1: it's very sail of that. Okay, so how can I
Speaker 1: how can I you know what? Okay? Fine? I mean
Speaker 1: all right, so let's see Mandy is do you want
Speaker 1: Mandy facing Mandy's on her belly? Oh that's the winner?
Speaker 1: Yeah fo okay okay, So then for this second, I
Speaker 1: guess we'll go this side then this right, So now
Speaker 1: he's getting down on top of Mandy, who's on the floor.
Speaker 1: My kind of like gonna be underneath like that We're
Speaker 1: gonna work. That's that's that's my that, So that's a
Speaker 1: there's a name for that, and we've actually, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the name of that is laid down. It's
Speaker 1: a laid down doggie. But I can't we have that
Speaker 1: at a life show. We did, we did have it
Speaker 1: at a live show. But you know what, I remember
Speaker 1: the name absolute favorite position. So I like that position
Speaker 1: because he gets juicier when I'm like, I like that
Speaker 1: position to could you there's even a slight little like
Speaker 1: rotations you could do, like have her go on her
Speaker 1: side a little bit more than you can see her
Speaker 1: play with the titties and then or just have her
Speaker 1: like water stomach and then you really get aggressive with
Speaker 1: the booty and stuff, like do you think you're a
Speaker 1: ship equally? You know, I will say I prefer booty,
Speaker 1: but I mean, like, I love everything, but booty is priority.
Speaker 1: So what about you? Every time we fuck, I want
Speaker 1: you to what do you want your partner to do
Speaker 1: every time we funk? I want you to look me
Speaker 1: in the eye, so emo bro again, make love to me.
Speaker 1: Every everything in the ship out of me, and they
Speaker 1: look at me. Now, I feel like it's serious, Like
Speaker 1: I'll come like that. Sometimes I close my eyes because
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it. I'll be like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to come here. Okay, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: fun I want to get from the back, though, so
Speaker 1: like I don't feel like I have as much. I
Speaker 1: never look back, though I do be looking back, but
Speaker 1: then it's like I know I'm actually looking at somebody
Speaker 1: that every time we fuck, he needs me to tell
Speaker 1: him that I'm about to become He needs to hear it.
Speaker 1: I need to say it. And if I don't, this
Speaker 1: needn be like what did you point? Like are you
Speaker 1: giving me all these seats? So when I was working
Speaker 1: this morning, I don't even have to say it because
Speaker 1: my pussy pushes the dick out and he feels me
Speaker 1: like shake you no, no, no, no no no. It's
Speaker 1: not like I can't. He'll be like, man, you about
Speaker 1: to tighten up and take this dick. That's what I make.
Speaker 1: It's the announcement, like everybody in the room, and just
Speaker 1: even if it just says and all also the neighbors
Speaker 1: need to know I'm coming. So the announcement I have noticed.
Speaker 1: So I realized this morning the one thing where I'm
Speaker 1: able to suck seven dick for twenty four minutes is
Speaker 1: because he does something. So every time we have sex,
Speaker 1: I need you to talk and moan to me while
Speaker 1: I suck your like, so he was like doing all
Speaker 1: the fun like but he was then moaning, and then
Speaker 1: he was like, God, damn bit you so sexy? How
Speaker 1: you suck this dick? He was talking real dancy this
Speaker 1: when I was like, but it's six o'clock, buddy, No,
Speaker 1: it was actually but like it was just the vocalness
Speaker 1: of it. I started feeling myself tripped down my thoughts
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, it's crazy how powerful
Speaker 1: words are, because I remember like thinking like I was
Speaker 1: in a matter of fact, that position, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, I was in it to go for
Speaker 1: the long haul. I'm like, well, I'm going at it.
Speaker 1: I'm going at it. And then this girl like she
Speaker 1: she looks back and then she says like she All
Speaker 1: she said was like, is it yours, daddy? And for
Speaker 1: some reason I was like, oh and just splat it
Speaker 1: all over the place. It wasn't about like, but it
Speaker 1: is more about is it yours? Not? The daddy part
Speaker 1: is it is the ego ship And you know we
Speaker 1: both know it's not. But it's just about the talking
Speaker 1: of it, just like whatever you do, you thing whatever.
Speaker 1: But let's since you know what ain't yours? What about
Speaker 1: if a girl wants you to tell her that you
Speaker 1: love her doing sex, because I've seen that, Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: a girl. I remember one time girl she told me.
Speaker 1: I know she didn't let me, but she told me
Speaker 1: and then she asked, She's like, do you let me?
Speaker 1: Like why we were working? That's a mood killer. And
Speaker 1: I was like I even asked me that, like this morning,
Speaker 1: what do you do? What you do? Wait? You said yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I was like I just act like good,
Speaker 1: I don't go to the love thing. But like even
Speaker 1: this when I was like, oh, this is your pussy,
Speaker 1: and then he's so conce like just been my pussy okay,
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, damn, are you're supposed to
Speaker 1: just say yeah, like it's been my pussy? Sir? You
Speaker 1: had to take the back there have you done? Have you?
Speaker 1: Guys like hold on and really interrupted the process, even
Speaker 1: if you like interrupted the process one time people, I've
Speaker 1: done that with all right, right right, grab me no
Speaker 1: kind of way, don't talk to me, no kind of
Speaker 1: way if you ain't asked me freaking so actually, so
Speaker 1: I've done it more. Okay, so I've done it one
Speaker 1: time time that I can remember. But I know I've
Speaker 1: stopped a nigger from putting his dick and me if
Speaker 1: I wasn't wet yet, because it's just like, n she's
Speaker 1: not ready yet, But I say, she's not ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you doing it? But I pulled one that
Speaker 1: out my dick one I'm like you, I pulled a
Speaker 1: dick out my pussy one time because like we had
Speaker 1: done a lot of like four play and talking and
Speaker 1: he had sent me videos of him fucking bitches and
Speaker 1: when he was working me, it just wasn't good. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like you're not putting your
Speaker 1: all into it. We should have time's gonna work. Um
Speaker 1: you should call it uber now. Um you just turned off,
Speaker 1: super turned off. I was super turned off. The only
Speaker 1: time I've ever stopped someone, I had a dude like
Speaker 1: head is necessary. I love giving and receiving doozy in
Speaker 1: my pussy. He like does it for a few seconds,
Speaker 1: like get it wet, and then like can I said,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something I don't know. I take
Speaker 1: care of myself. Number one. Number two, if you're in
Speaker 1: a rush. We can find another time. I just want
Speaker 1: to make that very clear. Maybe you wanted a quickie
Speaker 1: you don't like quickies, And then he was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well you have love quickies. What is it
Speaker 1: quickie to a man? Because quickies does right, meaning quickies
Speaker 1: to y'all, what's a quickie? Quickie to people that have
Speaker 1: been fucking is a different thing because you know how
Speaker 1: to make that's that's true. I will say, though, let's
Speaker 1: just say in general, just for general sakes, anything under
Speaker 1: seven minutes, seven sex minutes, because ten minutes gonna be
Speaker 1: sex and me bro damn seven sex minutes in seven
Speaker 1: room minutes sex for some reason I understand, which is
Speaker 1: really like because there's been a time where I remember
Speaker 1: like we for ten minutes, but in my mom it
Speaker 1: was like worlds a half hour. I was getting up
Speaker 1: for ten minutes seven position. That's why you can't have
Speaker 1: a cable box though, because you'd be like shi, yeah, um.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say the um yeah probably, but like
Speaker 1: I would just say regular just not sex mans, but
Speaker 1: regular mans. Anything under seven five under these five minutes
Speaker 1: then coming five minutes five minutes, it depends to dick,
Speaker 1: but yeah, around I could get that done. It means
Speaker 1: there's no oral in a quickie. That's not true, because
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking for two and a half minute
Speaker 1: gotten the dickway before it goes in, just like talking
Speaker 1: for like a start a second. Sometimes I'm like, just
Speaker 1: give it like fifteen seconds and then we're good. Like,
Speaker 1: don't even try to go hand on it. You know,
Speaker 1: some girls get pride for what that. Want to go
Speaker 1: on hand in a quickie was of second dick. I
Speaker 1: have my hands like right here, and I was like,
Speaker 1: hold my hair and yeah, all the works because I
Speaker 1: just want to like that. Yeah, he kept trying to
Speaker 1: hold my hair, but because the Africas just did it yesterday,
Speaker 1: I was like, don't pull my hair. Hold on. This
Speaker 1: is your your braids forward where you should really hurt too. Well. No,
Speaker 1: Nigga took the two from the front and tried to
Speaker 1: bring into and I said, the ships right back to
Speaker 1: the front with my hand, like that's the funniest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. While I was getting the girl was
Speaker 1: like she was like I was like, oh, alright, this
Speaker 1: one you got to do fast, all right, don't even
Speaker 1: think about it. Come on my tits are, come on
Speaker 1: my ass, Come in my mouth or come inside me. Well,
Speaker 1: I got a daughter inside. You spit on my pussy
Speaker 1: or spit in my mouth. I don't spiting on pusy
Speaker 1: and I don't nasty dog. It's weird because I love
Speaker 1: key one of my mouth spitting today. But when he
Speaker 1: spit sometimes he I just wasn't ready for the spit
Speaker 1: all of my That was crazy. While I was sucking
Speaker 1: his dick, he lit up his blood and I said,
Speaker 1: I know it's really ghetto, but I love when you
Speaker 1: smoke a blood when I suck your day that you
Speaker 1: are don't do this a matter of fact, pull yourself
Speaker 1: a cup and handyse too. It was it was five.
Speaker 1: It was five A lot of a lot of jersey
Speaker 1: at five am. That's the one time you should have
Speaker 1: came to you. I did, well, I mean his quick
Speaker 1: travels at that time, at that time. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what though, um, the first time I ever remember, the
Speaker 1: first time a girl ever, she was like spending my
Speaker 1: mouth whatever. I was so thrown off, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's discussing. I thought I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: I was just like, that's because I never, that's never
Speaker 1: been a thing. I love it. You know who it was?
Speaker 1: It was a real famous naked too let me stop.
Speaker 1: Who da He was the first one too many was like,
Speaker 1: don't do this the fun up ship. God damn. So wait,
Speaker 1: Mandy tells me this ship. I'm like nineteen years old. Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but he steals me, bro, so
Speaker 1: I ain't like that ship. He was the first thing
Speaker 1: to sell me. You know what stealthing is. He took
Speaker 1: the condom off, and but in me that wild on
Speaker 1: round one. I mean, I made him call for some change,
Speaker 1: but still because he needed to pay for my Plan B,
Speaker 1: and then I would need to know that was That
Speaker 1: was the first person outside of the other when he
Speaker 1: knew I really didn't want to be And I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta take like four days off work and he
Speaker 1: was drug That's like, but that's how you know I
Speaker 1: didn't want to I didn't care about child supporting. Out
Speaker 1: of that, I was like, I need that plan B.
Speaker 1: You've got a girl. Take the condom. That's happened to
Speaker 1: me twice. Wait, yeah, what do you do? What does
Speaker 1: a man do with the worst time the first time
Speaker 1: that ever happened? Um, when she did, I literally like
Speaker 1: pushed her ass cheeks, like what's you doing? And I
Speaker 1: pushed her forward and went that he let that dick in. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing? Throwing me off because
Speaker 1: I was like, what then are you trying to do?
Speaker 1: Like to me, I was like, what are you trying
Speaker 1: to do? You know what I'm saying? And at that time,
Speaker 1: like I was still hooping and ship like that, I
Speaker 1: was like, like, you know what I'm saying. The second time,
Speaker 1: for some reason it was sexiest, like we don't give that.
Speaker 1: I need to stop. Yeah, all right. The last question
Speaker 1: I have is one question I would like to know.
Speaker 1: I'm finding it. What would you do if we have
Speaker 1: how you kind of answered already? If we have five
Speaker 1: minutes to fun and ended an orgasm, the position we
Speaker 1: need to be in is oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if there's a second one, um, she has to
Speaker 1: have a fat ask for this and know how to
Speaker 1: ride with that reverse cow girl does something crazy to me?
Speaker 1: I did that stay. I just I just some extra
Speaker 1: type of writing today, and I was very proud of myself.
Speaker 1: Extra ta like the last couple of years, you've been
Speaker 1: starting it right now because you were like, been fat.
Speaker 1: I wasn't riding dick excited. Bitch. Let me tell y'all
Speaker 1: how I was righting because this is like none other.
Speaker 1: I've never done it before. So I got on top
Speaker 1: of him. He's laying down. I'm facing him. Bitch, I
Speaker 1: get tired from writing regular so bitch, I've been back,
Speaker 1: and bitch, I'm on my arms now. And then it
Speaker 1: was so like you. I was happy, bounds harder, bound hard,
Speaker 1: and I was all right, na, and I just felt
Speaker 1: I think you gotta get on something. Did something like that.
Speaker 1: I did it for a cliver. I'm doing it like
Speaker 1: like verse cor girl like this and girls start eating
Speaker 1: their pussy and the second girl pussy and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, bitch. I fell back when he was like hard,
Speaker 1: do more bouncing, and I was like, all right, nigga,
Speaker 1: this is like, what's a long time on top to y'all?
Speaker 1: Twenty seconds? Ship clean? Like no, I come kind of
Speaker 1: quick on top. Well, that's that's useful. So I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. You can tell my body ain't used to
Speaker 1: the positions because so we went two rounds, but the
Speaker 1: first time it wasn't even my thighs do you know
Speaker 1: how embarrassing it was? Alternate lune, God, damn nig as,
Speaker 1: I'm getting on top. All you here is click clicking.
Speaker 1: My knee clicks like a roller coaster. Every time I
Speaker 1: watched Yaomi telling me online she were writing videos like damn,
Speaker 1: she got some good knees minus be out and everything.
Speaker 1: That's all I can think. You just hurt my bones crack.
Speaker 1: So dude, it's funny when you started, like when you're realizing,
Speaker 1: like damn, I'm not nineteen no more, and ship like.
Speaker 1: I was like I was around a certain position, nigger like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm sure, no, I have tender
Speaker 1: nice in my right show. I just knew it because
Speaker 1: when I got to the point where I just kind
Speaker 1: of like barely on and just like giving with my
Speaker 1: life and and then I just started shaking with this,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not looking good. Here was christ possessions.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a soldier for you, but I
Speaker 1: definitely do. Yeah, we sound like Arthur Damn man, that
Speaker 1: shiite like masturbating. At the rate that I do, I
Speaker 1: could never be a DJ. Like God, my risk is
Speaker 1: so tired. Sometimes you know you should be like you
Speaker 1: know how Instagram girls with a lot of followers become DJs.
Speaker 1: All of sudd just be a DJ like that where
Speaker 1: they just first off and then it goes into you're
Speaker 1: shading a couple of my friends. Think I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: one in particular DJ because I have a Yes, we're
Speaker 1: not going to say names. I'm not saying not only
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking of right now is Chanelle Jeffries J. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got a fucking residency at Aria or something right now.
Speaker 1: She SMaL weekend, I'm going to be lit Memorial Weekend,
Speaker 1: so she's probably I don't know. I've already been hitting
Speaker 1: up where you are. I know they're gonna be in Vegas? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that where like wall players go? Everybody summerly because
Speaker 1: I told your life, Oh, I'm tripping imp Honestly, I
Speaker 1: was really excited about Memorial Day. Me and Scissors are
Speaker 1: going to Panama. I know you Panamanian. Hey, where arey'all
Speaker 1: going to Panama? I don't know what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 1: all that's all that, and I want to Panama. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of American Yeah, there's a lot of American
Speaker 1: um franchises in Panama. They use American dollar down there,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of is
Speaker 1: the third World? No, but it is you're rich or
Speaker 1: you're poor. There's there's a lot of prostitution. I only
Speaker 1: went for one night when I want for Cambodia. Um,
Speaker 1: they're current and see means so less that they literally
Speaker 1: use whatever currency you have. So we were able to
Speaker 1: use taibot, we were able to use the Vietnam money.
Speaker 1: I don't I forgot what it was called sing dollars. Yours,
Speaker 1: of course was the highest course. And if you just
Speaker 1: had a one dollar bill, they acted like it was
Speaker 1: so fucking much because I guess you can buy a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now in Panama is it's straight up American dollars. But
Speaker 1: the thing is like, so I remember I went to
Speaker 1: do you think this is back? And I remember the
Speaker 1: last time I went was like oh oh nine, I
Speaker 1: was on a national team, right, yeah, I was fresh graduated,
Speaker 1: like fresh graduated, right, and I I went and then um,
Speaker 1: the gas was like something stupid. I've never seen prices
Speaker 1: like that in my life. Was like four five for
Speaker 1: eighty or something like that. And I was like what
Speaker 1: the fun? Like all the get like even five but
Speaker 1: then I went to go like a buy a Gatorade
Speaker 1: and it was like a thirty two cents or something
Speaker 1: like that, like a big jone. Like I was just
Speaker 1: like groceries out there for cargo is different from like
Speaker 1: something like few which is sucking insane. But I think
Speaker 1: with Panama, like it's very hard for like like for employment,
Speaker 1: Like that's why there's so much prostitution, Like it's everywhere partenders, waitresses. Um,
Speaker 1: I was in the casino. You can get a prostitute.
Speaker 1: Are you going to pay for a prostitute while you're there?
Speaker 1: So the reason I'm not excited about Maria Weekendnymore because
Speaker 1: we're both on our period and then you know we're
Speaker 1: going on our I don't stop you. That don't stop you.
Speaker 1: Bit don't stop women like like period like also like
Speaker 1: it because like told you we'd be working on our period.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that you because we scissor blood
Speaker 1: up both Like so what if your what if your
Speaker 1: tampons intertwined and pull each other out? I don't know
Speaker 1: what animation, but you're I'm with a woman who all know,
Speaker 1: like has the same thing I deal with every month,
Speaker 1: like we could You're not gonna see here come two
Speaker 1: pussy's bleeding. You're not gonna tell me the room don't
Speaker 1: smell like Quota's pennies. Whatever the funk you say, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I say, it doesn't smell like there's two
Speaker 1: people with blood. That room smell like. I got both
Speaker 1: of our serious trackers on my ship. We get our
Speaker 1: periods the same day now between live so technically we
Speaker 1: only had a commission five days a month instead of
Speaker 1: like ten. Now that is you know gold ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: so damn we've been This is really nasty for a start. Yes,
Speaker 1: so let's go out into our vanilla ship. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So Vanilla ship this week, and it was mainly because
Speaker 1: I was gonna have you tu vanilla Vanilla ship. First
Speaker 1: of so, for our new listeners who may have been
Speaker 1: been tuned in because Coronas is on our show, the
Speaker 1: Know Ship is the segment in our show where we
Speaker 1: talk about sex in the news. So it's something it's
Speaker 1: an article that we came about, um, whether from Twitter
Speaker 1: or someone sent it in, and it involves just sex
Speaker 1: in the news. Now, this one is called the death grip?
Speaker 1: Are you using death grip during masturbation? It could be
Speaker 1: messing with your sex life. So basically the death grip
Speaker 1: if you masturbate with an overly tight grip. Dan Savage
Speaker 1: says this. Sorry, by the way, Dan Savage follows us,
Speaker 1: bitch does he? I had a panic attack when I
Speaker 1: found out the other way Dan Savage, Oh God, as
Speaker 1: he's been in my DM for us to come on
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I don't know like people added us in
Speaker 1: the beginning. I could show you. Let me just start.
Speaker 1: Literally the only fucking reason I say certain words on
Speaker 1: this show monogamsh okay, that's all. Dan Savage just woke
Speaker 1: as funck and I really hate giving white people credit.
Speaker 1: But he's lit as Fuck'm like white, he's white. He
Speaker 1: does his show on his own. He doesn't need nobody.
Speaker 1: He's had it for forever. It's called love cast by
Speaker 1: Damn Savage. Yeah, people will call in totally authentic. He'll
Speaker 1: talk them through their ship. He's like so honest. He
Speaker 1: has like sex workers, like everybody will call in and
Speaker 1: like he never fucking lies, like you could tell sometimes
Speaker 1: it's hurtful and he's just like, oh well, and it's
Speaker 1: great gay dope. And then he sells these shirts that
Speaker 1: say ate my foot and peach that motherfucker already. Okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, death grip. Death grip is coined by Dan
Speaker 1: Savage and it refriends first men that have a overly
Speaker 1: tight grip while masturbating on their penises or just basically
Speaker 1: approly a lot of pressure, people that hunt mattresses. Also,
Speaker 1: going back into my early teen years, what is up
Speaker 1: with that? It was just just I needed pressure around
Speaker 1: there when my dick got hard. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do with it at that time. So that's what
Speaker 1: was happening. So these things just didn't become available. Oh
Speaker 1: well I didn't. I didn't learn how to masturbate util
Speaker 1: I was eleven, So you stuck your dick in between
Speaker 1: the mattresses, not between Jesus Christ. It just was like
Speaker 1: on it. I just would just know people put in between.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that, that's what you're saying. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: even if another partner is doing it. So ladies or
Speaker 1: gentlemen that are giving blowjobs, if you're gripping too tightly
Speaker 1: during oral sex um, it can actually be really fucked
Speaker 1: up later for one sperm count, but also sensitivity while
Speaker 1: trying to come later. So if you're gripping too hard, right,
Speaker 1: it kind of has that adverse effect, much like watching porn.
Speaker 1: You know, if we watch too much porn, then we
Speaker 1: start needing nasty ship. This is basically what the death
Speaker 1: grip can do. Uh to sex later on, not just
Speaker 1: sex with yourself, but sex with other people. UM, and
Speaker 1: many people with they say limited access to sex education
Speaker 1: and religious restrictions have had proper I mean in proper
Speaker 1: ways of learning how to pleasure themselves. So sez because
Speaker 1: they feel like that's what pussy is supposed to do.
Speaker 1: It's suppost. They think it's suppost to be really tight,
Speaker 1: so which makes use why it sucks you up, because
Speaker 1: then you're gonna think that the should be tighter than
Speaker 1: what it really is. What's the weirdest way you guys
Speaker 1: have masturbated? Um? I did go ahead and share. I
Speaker 1: want to laugh. I think mine's worse. I mean it
Speaker 1: probably is. Put you mean the worst way of masturbating,
Speaker 1: I mean the weirdest way, the weirdest way for me,
Speaker 1: I put a condom on a toothbrush, and I also
Speaker 1: put a condom on a cucumber. Okay, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: you got me. I mean I told you I made
Speaker 1: a guy put a condom on on his wave brush.
Speaker 1: I put it in his booty hole because he couldn't
Speaker 1: get splinters. I love this story. It was so amazing
Speaker 1: video all I couldn't. I couldn't get over seeing the bristles.
Speaker 1: It was the way brush and his It was great.
Speaker 1: But for me, I don't think I masturbate really weird
Speaker 1: because I have t rex arm. No ever like it. Still,
Speaker 1: I can't like get my fingers. I can't finger my
Speaker 1: pussy bro like I can't. My arms is too short.
Speaker 1: Andy bullshit bro laid down in my goddamn BA. Why
Speaker 1: platting down in my bed to go like this? My
Speaker 1: hand is right on my cleet like push it in.
Speaker 1: I gotta like bunch up like a little midget. And
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do that. He stopped saying. I want
Speaker 1: to just say, for the record, this is wheezy. This
Speaker 1: is my voice. Everyone get comfortable earlier with it. I
Speaker 1: would like to find the minute mark that we said
Speaker 1: this on. But you know what I want you all
Speaker 1: to know, and those views of Mandy does not reflect
Speaker 1: b et for games, people playing what's it called people play?
Speaker 1: Not for me, it was very like, okay, the only
Speaker 1: reason why I did this is because we were at
Speaker 1: we were at lunch and somebody mentioned, I'll do it
Speaker 1: like this, and then he said because it feels like
Speaker 1: somebody else is doing it or something like that, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, but he was joking, and
Speaker 1: I took it serious. I didn't realize he was joking
Speaker 1: because I talked about your hand. You sit on it,
Speaker 1: that's one right. But it was so if I'm right
Speaker 1: dominated just you said on my left, got my left
Speaker 1: did it? And they're like, I like looked over my
Speaker 1: right shoulder and like never looked down. It was like
Speaker 1: this the whole time, and I was just like, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe, like the first thirty seconds was a little
Speaker 1: strange and ship, but I got to meet myself and
Speaker 1: got comfortable, So then you got yourself. I got comfortable
Speaker 1: with my hands. Yeah, you ambradictrous. Uh you know what's good? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no in real life? Yeah, but no, not like I
Speaker 1: don't I don't stroke on my left hand. What do
Speaker 1: you mean in real life? Yeah? You can write with
Speaker 1: both hands. I can write both hands. I can shoot
Speaker 1: like or you gotta pen. I definitely am right hand
Speaker 1: did and then I hold my phone in my let
Speaker 1: meece paper because I want to see this and want
Speaker 1: you to write your name. I mean, I'm not even
Speaker 1: a nice writer anyway, so I don't know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like. I'm like, that's how hard to see? How
Speaker 1: bad we can all do it? Oh yeah, I'm the best,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna win. You could do both hands, all right,
Speaker 1: so we'll do normally do two hands. What are you guys,
Speaker 1: right or left? I'm right both hands? You're right? And
Speaker 1: what about you both? She right handed? That's what right
Speaker 1: to get left like dicks? All right, let's see I'm
Speaker 1: doing this that can't you know what? There's been a
Speaker 1: minute now I'm thinking about it. I'm out just qualified.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, good road, sir, but I'll be real in
Speaker 1: my right hand is not that much better than that.
Speaker 1: I'll be real with you. Oh yeah, see, well no,
Speaker 1: I could have. I definitely would have won this. This
Speaker 1: whole road in cursive is that it's easier. That's that's it.
Speaker 1: Like it says worm, it says woozy, that's what it's not. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is ugly. I tried to write in cursive to
Speaker 1: probably would have wanted let me, let me finish. Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: so let me douse im. Try' sorry, cursive, Dan, this
Speaker 1: is terrible. We gotta take a picture of this and
Speaker 1: make sure you'll see what this looks like. Mine is bad.
Speaker 1: But you guys know you concentrate and nigga, I'm printing,
Speaker 1: I'm printing. You guys are going cursing. I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: done cursing. See what happens when you try to get
Speaker 1: advanced reverse? Maybe this you ambihosters. So we're gonna get
Speaker 1: into our kink of a week y'all. Y'all know every
Speaker 1: week we pick a kick um, and we do always
Speaker 1: like to say no kink shaming. This is something, um,
Speaker 1: it looks like maybe some ship Wheezy might be into. Um,
Speaker 1: she's just being this some weird ship. So this one
Speaker 1: is called oh murashimas you know, because she didn't been
Speaker 1: to Japan and ship so you know, it's like around
Speaker 1: or omo for short falls. Within the Eurolagnia family of
Speaker 1: sexual fetishes, which are related to yurine, those who identify
Speaker 1: as omo become aroused when they have a full bladder
Speaker 1: and what themselves or observe their partner wedding themselves. Other
Speaker 1: Phrases used to describe this particular fetish are bladder desperation
Speaker 1: and panty wedding. Now, the word omarashi is Japanese to
Speaker 1: wet ones up, Oh, bitch, I speak Japanese. Sound Japanese
Speaker 1: right away? I was out? Girlfriend? Did what about this?
Speaker 1: You said you're out? But I want you to watch
Speaker 1: this video. So we're pulling up a video right now.
Speaker 1: I could post it for the patrons um at least later.
Speaker 1: Audio ships stuck, so the girls getting fucked. I need
Speaker 1: your WiFi to connect or something. So we're gonna get
Speaker 1: it connected. But here's the question we need to know first.
Speaker 1: How much would you take as far as coin for
Speaker 1: someone to piss on you? To pee on me? I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's not the worst thing. It would different.
Speaker 1: Youre talking about shipping on me, but like pissing on
Speaker 1: me then you know, for free? Wait wait, wait, because
Speaker 1: for free. Let's write what we think he's gonna say,
Speaker 1: because that's how much I think you about to saying.
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking lower, but now I think you just
Speaker 1: it's your number, It's gonna be my number. I hate you, Mandy,
Speaker 1: What I don't say? Okay, what's your number. I did
Speaker 1: not just say I was gonna say that, Well, she
Speaker 1: gave you a thousand more. That would make sense for
Speaker 1: me because I fly out if a bit flew you
Speaker 1: out and a plane. See look, look all right, what
Speaker 1: if it was us? What if Mandy I gave us
Speaker 1: a discount? So I's free? And then I told oh,
Speaker 1: I said at the live show, so we was really
Speaker 1: drawn the nigga that liked me to pee on him?
Speaker 1: So you did a multiple times? No, so I peat
Speaker 1: on him multiple times in the shower, but he did
Speaker 1: some ship that I ain't really like. Um. And I
Speaker 1: mean by that time, I was drunk and it just happened,
Speaker 1: by what, No, I was on the toilet pissing and
Speaker 1: he walked up to me while I was pissing and
Speaker 1: started pissing on me. So it fell from my chest
Speaker 1: into the toilet while I was pissing. I want you
Speaker 1: all to know, this is a girl's talking about an
Speaker 1: entire black man. This is not ya oh ship, Yeah
Speaker 1: right there? Oh and it was hot that What did
Speaker 1: you do the relaxed afterwards? Yeah? That really? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not so. Yeah, I'm not with that. I'm not really
Speaker 1: with it. I don't like human feces or waste on me.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you drunk, you just I didn't
Speaker 1: have a girl asked me to piss on. Let me see,
Speaker 1: this girl starts pissing a little bit. She sounds white.
Speaker 1: She's Veronica Rodriguez, so that's Spanish. She could be Euros.
Speaker 1: Do you see that? Doesn't that just sound like swartling? Though? See,
Speaker 1: you know I've had that happen to me. I've had
Speaker 1: to happen to me, don't. Honestly, I like that. But
Speaker 1: that's not what That's not what they're referring to. But
Speaker 1: that's not what they referring too. Because that I liked
Speaker 1: that when that, when that had happened to me like that,
Speaker 1: that's happened to me before. And I remember the first
Speaker 1: time that happened, I was just like this, there's this
Speaker 1: one girl who let loose on me. And I was
Speaker 1: like and then my mind, I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: as you teen on me at this point, but like,
Speaker 1: because I'm into it, right, I liked it the hotel anyways.
Speaker 1: So here here's the thing though, Like I didn't know
Speaker 1: she was just saying she was about she was going
Speaker 1: to come. She was like, oh my God, and like
Speaker 1: she was like riding and then she was like pop up,
Speaker 1: and then she would just release, release, and then she'll
Speaker 1: go back on and she go and then she'll come again.
Speaker 1: And she just kept doing that, and I remember I
Speaker 1: was like jealous that wanted to know how to do that.
Speaker 1: Only when the nigga found a little walnut in my pussy. No,
Speaker 1: so seriously, nigga, So this is for y'all. Didn't want
Speaker 1: to for y'all. Don't want to make a bit squirk.
Speaker 1: You'll be knowing you know what I'm not minding. I
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Nigga, find a little wal nut.
Speaker 1: It's not cute anymore. Don't don't do that. How many
Speaker 1: y'all got so so real quick, so real quick, guy.
Speaker 1: So the little walnut happened. So when you're fingering a bit,
Speaker 1: you gotta press down on the top of her pussy.
Speaker 1: And when you put your fingers like this, once you
Speaker 1: hook it, you're looking for a little walnut. So it
Speaker 1: feels like a little riggy like walnut type of a
Speaker 1: yeah see me spine, Yeah, but it feels like a walnut, bitch, Okay,
Speaker 1: but you can real cute name is a spot but
Speaker 1: you look for a walnut and we hit the one
Speaker 1: that you got a present on a pussy and it
Speaker 1: just works. It's amazing. I'm trying to teach them the
Speaker 1: right way because we really not what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Can't have your walnut? But I can't believe this you
Speaker 1: have You don't know that you could because you put
Speaker 1: your fingers. I don't you have a walnut? You have
Speaker 1: a walnut? Do not have an It feels like none
Speaker 1: of my pussy, bitch, and not a wall. It's like
Speaker 1: a walnut, walls, not a walnut. What happened? So we
Speaker 1: gonna get into the walls? Says? Are you know not?
Speaker 1: I got all my walts? So we really decided to
Speaker 1: pick this. And I'm not sure what she knows about you,
Speaker 1: but the horrible decision for this week is called fluence
Speaker 1: and funck Boy. Well, I've we've we've we've talked right
Speaker 1: since your own this is last time the show. We've
Speaker 1: we've become friends and this nigger really sounds like a
Speaker 1: funk way to me. No, no, no, okay. And I
Speaker 1: told her the common mistake they make is I'm not
Speaker 1: a fun boy. I could just speak fun boy the
Speaker 1: language boy language explain to our listeners please, is how
Speaker 1: do you explain fun boy language? I just know, I
Speaker 1: just you know, you know how a funk boy moves.
Speaker 1: That's why you pointed out right that now here funk boy.
Speaker 1: That's a fun boy whatever. A lot of them, but
Speaker 1: sometimes think about it. You can like look at it
Speaker 1: like think about like a nigg that drives like a
Speaker 1: Dodge Charger challenger a Camaro. Them niggs usually be impos
Speaker 1: He's the one and Ampola with chameleon paining job. That
Speaker 1: was my dream card. Hey I'm gonna be real. Pols
Speaker 1: was a mother back in early two. I was like
Speaker 1: that had a door explorer Chevy on twenty course you did,
Speaker 1: and like yeah that's and then probably talking to some
Speaker 1: other Yeah that's what. But that's what I'm saying. Like
Speaker 1: they just they move a certain way to a certain way.
Speaker 1: So like anytime, like you know, like close homecome girls
Speaker 1: of mine or whether it's even like my sister or
Speaker 1: something like that, or just people I know, friends, women
Speaker 1: I've messed with, you know, they bring up certain scenarios
Speaker 1: and just come to me, found a trust to me,
Speaker 1: and I just give my advice because I know exactly
Speaker 1: might listen. I'm gonna just tell you what's going on here,
Speaker 1: and then I just get on with down. So because
Speaker 1: I used to do it, I used to do before
Speaker 1: you question, because this has been synonymous with boy behavior
Speaker 1: and anonymous, what I really don't treat like she does
Speaker 1: her word of the day before you go. She couldn't
Speaker 1: get a walnut, but she got that walnut. Puts all,
Speaker 1: that's a nut. It's the wal nut, not your walls.
Speaker 1: But it feels like a walnut, like a real walnut.
Speaker 1: You know, the walnut feel like right, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? That ridge, that thank you look even
Speaker 1: the Indian felt the one that in the pussy hell Man.
Speaker 1: You thought little pepper planes come from blueprints, So they do.
Speaker 1: You have to make a blueprint to creative plate. Now,
Speaker 1: genetically speaking, we all know Benson smarter than us. He
Speaker 1: was destined to be in the room. Academic I mean,
Speaker 1: you are you aren't in medical school, so we might
Speaker 1: be winning technically technically yours. She chose to be behind
Speaker 1: the cameras. I got my mom's flawing. My mom's flawing,
Speaker 1: like just flawing parents. Yea, if like education is keep
Speaker 1: coming to this country. So my mother, like we talked
Speaker 1: about being born the Panama Like yeah, She's like me,
Speaker 1: you need to go back and get your masters. And
Speaker 1: I'm making I'm successful. You feel me Like, I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 1: you got to go back to school, Like yeah, it
Speaker 1: just doesn't matter. I'm like, Mom, like a man, like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna lead on a new show. Hey
Speaker 1: man working with Spike Lee and mom doing this this
Speaker 1: now She's like, okay, you need to get your masters
Speaker 1: after that, use that money and get your master. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love this one clip from UM if you guys
Speaker 1: want to really have a good lap. Whenever I'm depressed,
Speaker 1: I watched Sri Lanka's Got Talent Jesus in Meryl you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. And Meryl says, when I
Speaker 1: told my dad I was going to do comedy, my
Speaker 1: dad goes poppy while you don't sell refuge a song here,
Speaker 1: it's true. His mom was like, so you want to
Speaker 1: be a jest My mom like so we I think
Speaker 1: it's like my mom is like learning these stages of
Speaker 1: our growth. You know, my mom was at our first
Speaker 1: show and how she's coming to the Houston show this
Speaker 1: week and maybe eating that up when you start, they
Speaker 1: think they're successful. Ya. Oh my god, my mom gets
Speaker 1: recomho I am yeah. So my mom hits me up
Speaker 1: after we advice and she's like, hilarious, did you so
Speaker 1: I could tell you didn't do your own makeup because
Speaker 1: of the eyeshadow? But like, did they not have lipsticks?
Speaker 1: Are you just do? Now they have career advice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom wants me to do a Bollywood film very
Speaker 1: badly because of the like, if you look at your
Speaker 1: top fifty highest paid actors, there's like a good eleven
Speaker 1: twelve of them, our Bollywood actors. My mom thinks I
Speaker 1: should because I look close enough that I should go.
Speaker 1: Mym do I speak the language? I wish I had
Speaker 1: John's parents? Then my mom is more embarrassing. Don't let
Speaker 1: it be the playoffs. She'll call me while she's in
Speaker 1: the group, a man, which number is it? Do not
Speaker 1: tell everybody in the bar who you who are we talking? That? Hilarious?
Speaker 1: My mom? She like parents games? Who I know on
Speaker 1: the court? Number is he one? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? No? Parents?
Speaker 1: Just like family in general? Like whatever both with me.
Speaker 1: My mom told we went to this um we were
Speaker 1: some fucking restaurants some So we restaurant in Orlando and
Speaker 1: this girl was like, oh, I saw y'all I was
Speaker 1: on Viceland. Congratulations. My mom was like Charleteagne because they're
Speaker 1: all friends, so he got them in. I was like, wow, Mom,
Speaker 1: like it also could be the last two years of
Speaker 1: hard work. Yeah, but he wrote a book, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah mom. I can't tell my mom like it's really
Speaker 1: excited about what I do until until she's having like
Speaker 1: it's like a work function or a friend's birthday party,
Speaker 1: and then she really wants me to go so she
Speaker 1: could show me off yo, like like work trophies, her
Speaker 1: kids and we're all tall as hale and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: When we walking. Used to see how my mom walking,
Speaker 1: she smiled like she's just all nice to everybody and
Speaker 1: then people are like, oh, yeah, this is my babies
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I didn't even tell you she's credit.
Speaker 1: She said, oh yeah, exactly, she's took credit for us
Speaker 1: being on Viceland. And I was like, how mom. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm the one who told you about Jesus to morrow.
Speaker 1: Because when we when I took her to The Brilliant
Speaker 1: Idiot's Live show, She's like, oh, they're just like Jesus
Speaker 1: Merrill didn't know anything. She's like before me, you didn't
Speaker 1: even know what Viceland was. But didn't you want Crystal
Speaker 1: watching all the documentaries and now you're on there? Where's
Speaker 1: my mugmas? Like, we don't get back to the boy
Speaker 1: conversation before we get into the questions. Wheezy has um
Speaker 1: one of the most synonymous questions on Twitter um that
Speaker 1: a lot of women need the answer to is why
Speaker 1: when we write our long thought out thoughts in English,
Speaker 1: whether they be in text, message, on writing or verbatim,
Speaker 1: you guys respond with, huh what you mean? Nigga? It
Speaker 1: was English when we said what you'll meet? Huh what
Speaker 1: you you know? What? One? I really can't stand I
Speaker 1: feel you see, I'll take that overhaul what you mean?
Speaker 1: I had a you got understand, you got understand. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying on one we'll break it down. But
Speaker 1: all like I first, First of all, men aren't as
Speaker 1: long winded when it comes to the text. Y'all can
Speaker 1: go forever with that with men are very impatient. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You'd like to do that? See,
Speaker 1: it would be better if this verbal. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what's in But that's so for me though, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what my problem is when it comes to that
Speaker 1: long test. If I had you in person and you
Speaker 1: had plenty opportunity to tell me, and then I leave
Speaker 1: and we're not and then you sent me a five
Speaker 1: page no I'm not, No, don't waste my time with this.
Speaker 1: We could have spoke about this in person, and that's
Speaker 1: so I'd be like, you know what, now, I'd be like, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: like and I know it's gonna get a mad and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that, but I'm just like, it pisses
Speaker 1: me off that you had all the time in the
Speaker 1: world and then they'll give me the whole spill, like
Speaker 1: what had time to think about it? And you've been
Speaker 1: thinking about this ship for a smooth two weeks. I
Speaker 1: just didn't know about it, you feel me like, So
Speaker 1: that's just but also like with man it, first of all,
Speaker 1: how we're raised, especially in this society, especially like a uh,
Speaker 1: you know, toxic masculine society and stuff like that, where
Speaker 1: unfortunately we're not able to verbally express our feelings correctly
Speaker 1: because we're supposed to bottle that inn when we were younger,
Speaker 1: especially men of color, you know, um, but men, but
Speaker 1: men in general, to be honest though a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of men um So I think it's it's
Speaker 1: a it's tough for a guy try to sit there
Speaker 1: and really write it out and accurately, you know, tell
Speaker 1: you how he feels. Versus women are very much in
Speaker 1: tune with how they're feeling. Sometimes they could go overboard
Speaker 1: because um, you'll react very much in the moment um
Speaker 1: and and spill the whole thing. React. So but you
Speaker 1: go back sometimes, you I know, you go back sometimes
Speaker 1: to be like damn, I was tripping now because that's
Speaker 1: the word I was about to say. Why niggas be
Speaker 1: saying you knew I was gonna respond this way tripping.
Speaker 1: You're tripping. And I'm telling you what everybody know, man,
Speaker 1: I like very famie and infamous for like gaslighting and
Speaker 1: ship like that. Like they're like, you know, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, And we're not
Speaker 1: really we all know that I haven't said those kinds
Speaker 1: of texts in a long time because since we've started
Speaker 1: this show, I've been so good at communicating like you
Speaker 1: could be I'm telling life could be so much easier
Speaker 1: when you're having a full, like just open honest and
Speaker 1: that which is hard for a lot of guys out
Speaker 1: there to be in the moment, you know, but to
Speaker 1: open honest conversation about how you're feeling, it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: so hard for me. And like if you're approaching them
Speaker 1: about okay, when they're dealing with them and other women, yeah,
Speaker 1: that it's not they can't be honest. But if you're
Speaker 1: just talking about something you feeling it, I mean, like
Speaker 1: you know how it is. I think one of the
Speaker 1: things that guys make a big mistake is in their mind,
Speaker 1: especially if that like let's just say, okay, bone, we're
Speaker 1: messing with each other, I care for you and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Um, And in the guy's mind, he's like
Speaker 1: he's trying to be a good guy, right, but then
Speaker 1: you'll fall for temptation, simple asses and then feel like
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. That's how guys
Speaker 1: always I didn't want to hurt a girl's feelings. Like
Speaker 1: I think the way to like dive into that a
Speaker 1: little bit. We may put more weight on things when
Speaker 1: it comes to other women. And I think they mean
Speaker 1: in the moment, that's the temptation word right there. Right,
Speaker 1: And the problem is not being considerate of the aftermath.
Speaker 1: You might have just sucked this girl and thought it
Speaker 1: wasn't a big deal, But we're gonna be talking about
Speaker 1: this ship for three fucking months because that's how hurt
Speaker 1: I am. So if you knew it would last as
Speaker 1: long if you have done it, probably not. And the
Speaker 1: hurt feelings thing. So here's my question to a man, Then,
Speaker 1: when you lie to a woman do you care about
Speaker 1: Do you care about a woman more when you lie
Speaker 1: to her, or do you care about a woman more
Speaker 1: when you're able to be open and share what you're doing.
Speaker 1: This is a really good question. And also, let me
Speaker 1: be clear when looking to the camera, I do not
Speaker 1: lie anymore. I'm just this is my former self, definitely,
Speaker 1: very very honest person and that's why I said this
Speaker 1: is a great question. So now this depends on the
Speaker 1: man's journey where he's at. Yeah, right, Because at one
Speaker 1: point I thought that I cared about her. That's why
Speaker 1: I lied at that point. I'm older, I've evolved more,
Speaker 1: I've matured more, so now there's no reason for me
Speaker 1: to lie, and it makes life so much easier and
Speaker 1: it's better for me and the other party, right, so
Speaker 1: I could clearly say when we're going into something, this
Speaker 1: is what it is, this is how I am, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. I'm never gonna take your choice away.
Speaker 1: That's a big thing. Men a lot of times, a
Speaker 1: lot of times do that. And I say, from the beginning,
Speaker 1: and I try to tell guys, I'm like, because they're thinking, like,
Speaker 1: you know, and we're very egotistical and fragile, right, they're
Speaker 1: thinking that if they tell the truth, like you know, like,
Speaker 1: let's just say, yeah, I'm dating other women. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mess other women. I'm doing that right now. They're afraid
Speaker 1: because they really want to funk with you, whether it's
Speaker 1: they actually like you or they just want sex, that
Speaker 1: they won't have the opportunity to do either of the
Speaker 1: things because they think that you're not gonna like that
Speaker 1: they date other women, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: that's why they'll lie up front. But I try to
Speaker 1: tell men a lot of times, I'm like, man, if
Speaker 1: you could from the beginning off jump be honest, you
Speaker 1: will get a way better response and more women than
Speaker 1: you actually think. Because appreciate double edged sword. A lot
Speaker 1: of men, I've meant recently. By recently, I mean I
Speaker 1: did the last three years. Will tell me how they're
Speaker 1: not looking for anything serious, they're into something open blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. Yeah. Why I think that's a
Speaker 1: double edged sword is because women will sometimes go with
Speaker 1: it to appease them. What happens, they're like, yeah, I'm cool,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. You end up getting super hurt about
Speaker 1: what that guy said. I really feel like you gotta
Speaker 1: believe them, do not yet don't only is when I
Speaker 1: show my cards and like I'm not feeling it. If
Speaker 1: things don't change, then I gotta go, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I think for me because I want
Speaker 1: to be open to It's a very easy thing to hear.
Speaker 1: But so many of my friends have gone through this
Speaker 1: ship where they're like, you know, but we're just we
Speaker 1: don't even know each other. So maybe that's why he's
Speaker 1: talking like that. It's like yeah, but like also that's
Speaker 1: where it headed. Even if he starts to fall for you,
Speaker 1: I feel like you, I've started to fall in love
Speaker 1: with someone and been worried about it like that. I
Speaker 1: want this, like I think it absolutely. It's so different.
Speaker 1: You know that happened with me and Jeeves. It's like
Speaker 1: we were starting to fall for each other for real,
Speaker 1: and then it was like, but does what we want?
Speaker 1: You know? And it's like that that ship really sucks. Well,
Speaker 1: I want a boyfriend. So if anybody you know I
Speaker 1: got a brother, a daddy, a cousin was combination, I
Speaker 1: mean not, I mean with that and she don't watch
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, which is why incests. No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I mean you're kind of a cousin of an incest
Speaker 1: like action right there. If you had a three you
Speaker 1: would be down for three with a father and a son.
Speaker 1: I mean what, You're such a lie. You're such a if.
Speaker 1: I didn't know one combo because it was fine, but
Speaker 1: I don't wanna repeat it. Oh, I want to say,
Speaker 1: just to go over one more time. Ladies of you
Speaker 1: are stuck in this situation with open relationships, I think
Speaker 1: it is fair to at least say you're hard limits
Speaker 1: with those, right, whether they be certain, there has to
Speaker 1: be I think there has to be parameters or limits
Speaker 1: with anything, because there's I think I've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: In open relationships, there's been different people where like okay, um,
Speaker 1: they would they what was it? Um, I know a
Speaker 1: couple that they wouldn't have sex with other people, but
Speaker 1: they would entertain other people like go on days or
Speaker 1: something like that, if you know, but everybody knew the
Speaker 1: situation or this one couple like they would they would
Speaker 1: work with a girl, but they have to do it together.
Speaker 1: And that's the dam average thing. They cheat together. For me, Like,
Speaker 1: it's funny because I didn't really have parameters and a
Speaker 1: lot of the things I've done just because I'm just
Speaker 1: as open to anything, and now I know mine. It's
Speaker 1: like mine is no friends like I thought I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have sex with okay, have sex, not like friends, Like
Speaker 1: I can't even do acquaintances like I thought I could,
Speaker 1: you can't do sex with so like that you're a guy,
Speaker 1: my guy point in the thing and like the thing
Speaker 1: is in the moment. I totally thought I was fine
Speaker 1: and I didn't talk about it on the show, but
Speaker 1: after it happened, I was like, Okay, I gotta really
Speaker 1: assess the ship bit. And my emotional today is in
Speaker 1: my period and then it's emotional right, how do you
Speaker 1: think that's true? And I had to say, like in
Speaker 1: the most adult way, I could like I know I
Speaker 1: said it was okay, now not and so like that's it,
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing more I could do, but like I
Speaker 1: had to learn from there. So if I can't and
Speaker 1: if I didn't experience that, I wouldn't have known. I'm
Speaker 1: so open and for you that I didn't feel weird
Speaker 1: about it, And it's the moment for me. Um like
Speaker 1: something like being in a situation like that, you know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of different, especially in a position I'm in, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just like at you, like, well, no, it's not
Speaker 1: even that I'm talking about, like if you're going to
Speaker 1: be doing your thing from time to time, like one
Speaker 1: ideally wouldn't be like, you know, a very frequent thing,
Speaker 1: but like you know, um, I just think don't be
Speaker 1: messy about it. You know there's I think you can
Speaker 1: move in a careful way about it. You don't gotta
Speaker 1: be like in front of a lot of people's faces
Speaker 1: that know you have ties with me, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I think you could, um, like that's
Speaker 1: something that you would just do literally some time, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You know you don't want to
Speaker 1: go into because guys are very egotistical and you know,
Speaker 1: you know what, God, these are weird. I think there's
Speaker 1: a thing about like like oh like a flex rons girl,
Speaker 1: Like there's a thing about getting in there like all
Speaker 1: the list to your girl. I don't know, there's such
Speaker 1: a weird thing. I don't know what that's like a
Speaker 1: really popular thing where it was like it's cooler now
Speaker 1: to fund these like oh like China, last dude, that happened.
Speaker 1: But what what what they say? Like yeah, man, like
Speaker 1: these like a lot of these like like these rappings
Speaker 1: and the celebrities they messed with groupies of groupies. You
Speaker 1: feel me like it's a weird thing, and I don't
Speaker 1: like to see that. I just don't want to ever
Speaker 1: be mixed in that at all with them thinking like
Speaker 1: because like especially like you know, they're gonna find a
Speaker 1: woman I mess with attractive for some reason that gives her,
Speaker 1: you know, points up that she's messing with me like
Speaker 1: she's somebody now in a way that's weird just the
Speaker 1: way that this hall works, especially in the social media era.
Speaker 1: Um and then to mess with that, I just I
Speaker 1: just don't understand the like just the eagle is so
Speaker 1: weird where that's the thing like to me, like I
Speaker 1: remember back and then you remember cat Stacks her I
Speaker 1: did not any way down standing. I did not understand it.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand it. But that was the first time.
Speaker 1: That was the first that first girls like people, and
Speaker 1: I would say, um prior to her would be the supers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but see you know what he is now
Speaker 1: finished up for me the book Brittany. But I don't
Speaker 1: know they treat her like that. They're still with her.
Speaker 1: They're I think more so because of the million followers.
Speaker 1: Her body is nice. I don't. I don't because no
Speaker 1: nigga has claimed her. So that's the like nobody claimed
Speaker 1: cat Stacks. They were They were visibly like Britney. Britney
Speaker 1: Runner has not publicly been super like like cuddled up
Speaker 1: with a Nigga cast. Sax was cut it up and
Speaker 1: recording them. She was recording a cast tax was. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, but you guys heard with Brittany n
Speaker 1: you sing her. She wrote it in a book. I mean, see,
Speaker 1: this is like cat Stax was tacky, super tacky, and
Speaker 1: then Brittney was just regular tacky. I guess like he
Speaker 1: was talking about Selena the girl now on Instagram. Whould
Speaker 1: just be fucking with everybody. All I know is Selena.
Speaker 1: All I know is the X videos. I'm Selena. Look
Speaker 1: at me, big fat us Selena. Who's like, who is
Speaker 1: that the same one? Who Selena? She's she's an Instagram girl.
Speaker 1: But she like literally was like, I don't know like
Speaker 1: all set Walker, flock, all these She's a Spanish girl. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Can I just say that's
Speaker 1: real quick about this? Uh? What like a big big
Speaker 1: issue I have with Oh, I don't like that this,
Speaker 1: these these robberties. Black men today today, just these days
Speaker 1: just really be disappointed me. Want to get they want
Speaker 1: to get all the qualities of a black woman from
Speaker 1: a non black woman, and that's so trash to me. Weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird, like they'll get everything that a black woman
Speaker 1: naturally has. But it's a self validating thing just because
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a whole another conversation. We've been forced
Speaker 1: and taught that, you know, we're not as beautiful as others.
Speaker 1: So it's a self valid anything. That's why I like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to leave you ask for a
Speaker 1: white girl. You know what I'm saying. When you get
Speaker 1: on whatever like something like that, you know, like they'll
Speaker 1: put it in song all that stuff. So it's just
Speaker 1: like for them to funk with a girl who has
Speaker 1: to get a fake ass that a lot of these
Speaker 1: naturally beautiful, thick black women have. I just I find
Speaker 1: that to be. That's just the great, not even just
Speaker 1: towards like just black women number one, but also to ourselves,
Speaker 1: to themselves, and I just that's so lame at me.
Speaker 1: That's why I like anytime these nigs get exposed. And
Speaker 1: good that you said that, because I was talking about
Speaker 1: one of my friends with me and him are out
Speaker 1: eating and this black dude comes in with this gorgeous,
Speaker 1: very very thin, you're looking model girl, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, as jealous as I want to be
Speaker 1: because I think he's really cute, at least she doesn't
Speaker 1: have the Kylie look right, exactly like the build a
Speaker 1: bitch look like all these list it looks very similar
Speaker 1: and get the fair Also, let me let me like
Speaker 1: pause and say this. It's not that I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, like like not like love is love. You know,
Speaker 1: you cry whoever you meet, whoever you meet. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's my problem was when they say this, it's like like, okay,
Speaker 1: like my baby brothers, per example, Like he loves everybody, right,
Speaker 1: He's that all types of Asians mixed, when women, black women, white, whatever,
Speaker 1: he's done at all right, um, but and but it's
Speaker 1: just because whoever you mean, and like it's about the
Speaker 1: energy and all that stuff with them and whatever, and
Speaker 1: that's cool and that's fine. I have a have a
Speaker 1: roommate like that, one of my best friends. He's like
Speaker 1: that too, all types of women. He doesn't like discriminate.
Speaker 1: I don't like when they say I don't like black women,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying, like I don't black women.
Speaker 1: When they say that, that's when I have an issue
Speaker 1: and then they fund with other women wish to me, Honestly,
Speaker 1: it could be insulting to other women as well, be
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, because she's not black. I mean even
Speaker 1: you have sorry athletes toasting with other athletes weird now
Speaker 1: though we at first I thought that was like I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I thought they were joking. I thought
Speaker 1: they were joking in the way we're like. But I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I remember that white women
Speaker 1: remember that sounds so like I was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what would be worse if I watched the white
Speaker 1: women at the table toast to it or the black
Speaker 1: men at the table toast to it. It was so
Speaker 1: bad the black the black men, black men, you mean
Speaker 1: where the white woman. That's like, that's what was the thing,
Speaker 1: And they're probably like not thinking that, they're just like
Speaker 1: but these the black man saying that. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: you know better you over here, like like you're gonna
Speaker 1: mean to tell me? And like what if one of
Speaker 1: them had a baby mama before what a black woman?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, and had just a full
Speaker 1: on brown like they have nieces and nephew and like
Speaker 1: what you're saying about them even when it's not mixed,
Speaker 1: Like even why just said something and Nipsy's um funeral
Speaker 1: about something like, oh, we gotta protect our light skin
Speaker 1: daughters brought up the light. When he stopped and said
Speaker 1: light skin, I honestly thought bitches was going to come
Speaker 1: out of his mouth, honestly, and it was just like
Speaker 1: I was confused watching that moment. We got to protect
Speaker 1: our light skin, Yeah right, black men need to have
Speaker 1: black queens next to them, Like that was great, shout
Speaker 1: out my goal. You're a black Queen Dan, you know
Speaker 1: what it's like when people spell Michael Mike heel Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you have some stuff going on. So before
Speaker 1: we get out of here, um, we may read a
Speaker 1: home mail. I'm not sure if we'll have time. But
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up? And where can our
Speaker 1: listeners catch you? Because you're about to be on TV screens?
Speaker 1: That ship, yo, that trailer is good. That's good. I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. When you're in it, you don't even realize.
Speaker 1: And then I saw the trailer, I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: we got a show like you gotta show going on here.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. So the trailer she's talking about is
Speaker 1: um um a new show on BT called Games People
Speaker 1: Play and it starts on April after Being Mary Jane
Speaker 1: um series finale. So that's gonna be if for Being
Speaker 1: Mary Jane is gonna be like a two hour movie.
Speaker 1: They they gave you the time, yeah, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna fail in that time. I after that like it.
Speaker 1: It would be like I think that day comes on
Speaker 1: like a ten, yeah exactly, So that's the A and
Speaker 1: um so to night plus the holes yeah and then
Speaker 1: so also and then like I would like to say,
Speaker 1: and UM, send all my love and light to Lauren London.
Speaker 1: Though we were colleagues on this, UM, you know, hard
Speaker 1: not to talk about her every week. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it's um. You know, I think we all know
Speaker 1: the reason why we um, you know, losing such an
Speaker 1: example UM and somebody that was a progressive thinker and
Speaker 1: uplifter of the culture. Um. We don't have too many
Speaker 1: leaders like that, especially in what he does as a career. UM,
Speaker 1: we don't get too many like that. Um per se
Speaker 1: um so and he had um you know, and he
Speaker 1: has a strong queen by side to doing her own
Speaker 1: thing too. So I just you know, she's handling as
Speaker 1: best as anybody could. And UM, just a lot of
Speaker 1: love and just keep her in the prayers and send
Speaker 1: a lot of positivity and light. But yeah, it's umb.
Speaker 1: And as far as the show's UM, we have a
Speaker 1: good cast to Jack Long. You know, we got a
Speaker 1: new new esquire in the show. Like a lot of
Speaker 1: people like from TL when we were when I had
Speaker 1: when we were do stories, people are like, y'all make
Speaker 1: a t on two So yeah, what's your role? Like,
Speaker 1: what do you play? So man's gonna love this I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a professional basketball player. So two mans, Mandy,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be your favorite It's gonna be your favorite show.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna get on you about your jump shots,
Speaker 1: your layups, your freak. I'm glad you say that. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you said that. First of all, can I say
Speaker 1: this when we do our basketball scenes, I told him,
Speaker 1: I was like, don't you dare edit me shooting and
Speaker 1: then going into the hoop get a wide. Ain't gonna
Speaker 1: get me shooting the shot making. And they did it,
Speaker 1: and they did, so you see me, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: it takes. I was about to say how many takes
Speaker 1: three in a row, and they all went in. There
Speaker 1: was one time where I was like, I was tired
Speaker 1: because we're going back and back and back and forth. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know about the basketball, but it looks like
Speaker 1: basically you're a wife a sideline home when somebody dies.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just what I mean. So I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, we dive into the high life of you know,
Speaker 1: in in in Hollywood and stuff, well in the in
Speaker 1: the in the sports world. Um, and we have a
Speaker 1: journalist like she's she hasn't. She's naturally an investigative journalist,
Speaker 1: but she has to settle for a job like let's
Speaker 1: just say it's kind of like a like close to
Speaker 1: a shade room type of job. That's what I did.
Speaker 1: I was a blogger and in the show No, so
Speaker 1: this So that's car Karen Oberlin, um wonderful actress. She
Speaker 1: plays Lauren London's best friend on the show. And but
Speaker 1: she has that career, and so we tap into that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know who Kendle is.
Speaker 1: Kendall Kendall. He's on UM best friend, Yeah, best friend, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like her assistant on there. He's very funny on THEIRS.
Speaker 1: So you were not going to call you Joe anymore?
Speaker 1: What's your new name? Marcus King? That? They were like,
Speaker 1: what's the black name? And I spell it the same
Speaker 1: way my big brother spells his name. I had him
Speaker 1: do that. Nah, No, I'm talking about Mark s m
Speaker 1: A r q U E s that' saw my big
Speaker 1: brother spells. It ain't that Marquis say it all right
Speaker 1: before we get out, I do want to do this homemail.
Speaker 1: We have our other guests. Absolutely, this is from I
Speaker 1: can't say his name. It's a little long, but it's
Speaker 1: pretty good. I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm
Speaker 1: a guy, so sometimes y'all lose me, but I try
Speaker 1: to get every topic a chance. I bug Wheezy on
Speaker 1: High G Live and I wish I could in person
Speaker 1: and Mandy I used to talk basketball shoot on Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's how I found the show. The emails fake, so
Speaker 1: no need to keep this anonymous. I'm not here to
Speaker 1: brag or get justification. My friends don't care to hear
Speaker 1: because they know I love my wife and they've been
Speaker 1: in on the receiving end of their relationships. Feel free
Speaker 1: to edit this story whatever. This is one we don't read.
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, I've been with my my wife. Stop
Speaker 1: making me hervit. Okay. I've been with my wife since college,
Speaker 1: over ten years. We have a beautiful toddler. We both
Speaker 1: got around prior to our relationship, and in the beginning
Speaker 1: no problems. We could run a thirty six pack of
Speaker 1: condos in a week. Things got stale after different different reasons.
Speaker 1: This isn't therapy, but we kept things together. I began
Speaker 1: flirting with other women and getting numbers. I wasn't calling
Speaker 1: he's still He's like, this one still got it? I
Speaker 1: know right. I was like, why are you edited it?
Speaker 1: I'm not one to shop where I but every woman
Speaker 1: I've slept with, they've stuck stuck it out with me prior.
Speaker 1: It's hard to explain, but I've seen this woman from
Speaker 1: my balcony and she had the same energy or whatever
Speaker 1: that I get when it's someone I'm about to fuck.
Speaker 1: She lives in my building. Let's just say a Columbian
Speaker 1: since Santana, with a plump ass and lips. We were
Speaker 1: only together in the mail room in the elevator, but
Speaker 1: I could tell she was doped just by the convo.
Speaker 1: Just so happens, we run into each other again the
Speaker 1: next morning, and this time I had to ask, and
Speaker 1: as I did, I noticed her ring. When I was
Speaker 1: attempting to say sorry, she asked, do you want my number?
Speaker 1: Or what got the number? We both knew we were
Speaker 1: married and laid down the rules early, so it was
Speaker 1: only sex. We had a great stairwell make out. We
Speaker 1: would both come a few times just from kissing and
Speaker 1: sex everywhere, including her apartment where her husband left for work,
Speaker 1: and her two year old in the next room. Before
Speaker 1: we rushed to work. That's why I read the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We met up in hotels and when I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be playing ball, it was fired. It would also
Speaker 1: put the flame back into my own bedroom. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she knew or she could sense it, but
Speaker 1: it's she stepped up her game. Me and my wife
Speaker 1: hadn't fun like that since college or our early days
Speaker 1: living together. We're doing great. I'm getting double dass. Everyone's happy.
Speaker 1: Life ended up so good. My wife got a promotion
Speaker 1: and we moved four hours away. She was willing to
Speaker 1: find ways to meet up, but living here I stopped answering.
Speaker 1: Things were good at home, but we slowly felt back
Speaker 1: into the stale sex and lack of the pattern. I've
Speaker 1: turned down my share of women since we moved here,
Speaker 1: but urges as strong. I don't know what changed while
Speaker 1: I was sleeping with her in my relationship, and my
Speaker 1: wife is content with our own life, but I needed
Speaker 1: back and I'm done for now. Thanks for reading my
Speaker 1: whole mail. I got a lot more home of my years,
Speaker 1: but that's my since I'm just sharing a little piece.
Speaker 1: So you bet if that first of all, if that's
Speaker 1: even real, because it was very Zane Sex Chronicle. It
Speaker 1: was very like, it's very believable to me. I thought
Speaker 1: it was believable to make a fake email. I believe
Speaker 1: it because you really are ashamed, and there is a
Speaker 1: you can send you an email from an anonymous count
Speaker 1: watch next week and it's gonna be completely faking. You're
Speaker 1: gonna buy a watch. I could do that easily. First off. Now,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna do nothing else. We got mad home mates.
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna say no new ship. We do. But
Speaker 1: there is a dude who was like, I got a question,
Speaker 1: I got a question passed and I guess he couldn't
Speaker 1: say it in his name. Was that a confession or
Speaker 1: just want he's ignoring the girl he's That's what the
Speaker 1: basic case is. We don't need to find a new
Speaker 1: Mary home to honestly, though, honestly, I woul do you
Speaker 1: think he should cheat on his wife to get back
Speaker 1: he's been cheating on her, keep cheating, or to take
Speaker 1: your you know, you know, you know what us done.
Speaker 1: The darkness comes to light. I'm just gonna say that
Speaker 1: four hours away, is it really? I mean, they can't
Speaker 1: some men are sloppy. His phone gonna be around this
Speaker 1: credit card bill gonna come to the crib like hotel
Speaker 1: in Memphis. If his wife was stepping it up unknowingly,
Speaker 1: she might maybe she had, Maybe she had a side
Speaker 1: nigger working hard out and teach her herd some new
Speaker 1: tricks too, and then they just came together. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably what happened. If she was stepping it up, she
Speaker 1: was probably learning new tricks from a new nick. My
Speaker 1: main question is or maybe he was showing more passion.
Speaker 1: He didn't even realize that. That's true. If you listen
Speaker 1: to this show like you say you do, you already
Speaker 1: know they were all about openness and honesty and communication.
Speaker 1: We talked about that, and I'm assuming that you know
Speaker 1: we would give the advice of having an open relationship.
Speaker 1: But what I find even more interesting is I think
Speaker 1: that you know that we would offer that, but I
Speaker 1: think that an open relationship wouldn't even turn you on
Speaker 1: as much because I think you like lying. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of guys are turned on by sneaking around
Speaker 1: and the I don't know, I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense experts. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think he excited if his wife was like, you guys
Speaker 1: are good at what you do think. I know that's
Speaker 1: what you know what we hold on the frontline, civilian
Speaker 1: selets here and I'm proud of that. What happened are
Speaker 1: those teachers ship went on the front line? Not need
Speaker 1: to because I need the coin dog for the trade
Speaker 1: partner sence you out here to talk. You got you
Speaker 1: got the coin. Anyways, we want to thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on horrible decisions. Yet again. You want to let
Speaker 1: our listeners know where they can find you. Know what
Speaker 1: you alway asked to find Nikola. Look at my name
Speaker 1: and Ron j R. O N E j A E
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Twitter. That's all off. For the first
Speaker 1: time we had you on the show, there was like
Speaker 1: a hundred comments of questions to ask you, and this
Speaker 1: time they were just like I want to sit on
Speaker 1: his face. That's pretty much they slide in there with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, first why is why is that the top
Speaker 1: request from women like that? But my thing is, I
Speaker 1: feel like even women I don't really do that just
Speaker 1: say that because a thing like talk, I want to
Speaker 1: sit on your face. You know, I was about to say,
Speaker 1: you do give me like a vibe. I just want
Speaker 1: to shut you up. That's what it is. Just shut
Speaker 1: your ass something nigger let hious. Also, um, y'all, I
Speaker 1: want to come to your live show. So if you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in Miami, that's gonna be in the Miami
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Speaker 1: com back decisions. As you guys know, We're gonna leave
Speaker 1: you guys with a five minute clip at the end
Speaker 1: of the show. And once again this has been got
Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions by No. I think it's um,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it's actually sexy to get unsolicited videos from people that
Speaker 1: you know and want to see their dick. So you
Speaker 1: like getting the dick pics in your d MS? Only
Speaker 1: one like, No, That's what I'm saying. I have to you.
Speaker 1: So are you do you masturbate? I guess I want
Speaker 1: to ask you this. Do you masturbate to jack off
Speaker 1: videos or content that comes about we're talking about that. Oh,
Speaker 1: now you want to follow an outline because I really
Speaker 1: want to get into those. So now I'm trying to
Speaker 1: free flow talk and now you gotta outline a bro, Mandy,
Speaker 1: please on interrupt me. Thank you. I want to talk
Speaker 1: about the Vanilla ship from DC because it was so
Speaker 1: on point. Oh okay, So in the at the DC
Speaker 1: Live show. Sorry if you have to hear this again,
Speaker 1: but I found this article about a sexologist that went
Speaker 1: on like the Today Show or Good Morning America or whatever,
Speaker 1: and she basically wants children as young as eight years old,
Speaker 1: eight to thirteen to be taught how to masturbate. Um,
Speaker 1: not necessarily like showing them how to do it, but
Speaker 1: just saying anybody had to teach me. I knew what
Speaker 1: feels good to be, right, but basically say, if you
Speaker 1: explore your body, then you know it may feel to
Speaker 1: be Are we are or just explaining it? Yeah? Um.
Speaker 1: And then in the live show, each show had like
Speaker 1: two people in it, right, so I had I asked
Speaker 1: if you masturmated, if you had your first masturbation as
Speaker 1: an adult, raise your hand. Only two people, um. So
Speaker 1: basically everybody explored their bodies as young And she had
Speaker 1: a lot of feedback on Twitter that was like, this
Speaker 1: is great to teach kids about their bodies. They should
Speaker 1: explore themselves. Agree. Other people said let kids be kids.
Speaker 1: But something I found very interesting and she said she
Speaker 1: feels like when kids are interested in getting to know
Speaker 1: a body, they look up porn or Google search naked
Speaker 1: people or something like that, and it's the image that's
Speaker 1: not necessarily how their body will look. And so she
Speaker 1: feels like people may be disgusted at their genitalia because
Speaker 1: they've seen something else. Okay, And I think it's crazy
Speaker 1: to just thinking of the day and age that we
Speaker 1: are now, like which I didn't have a phone until
Speaker 1: eighth ninth grade, so like I literally out off by
Speaker 1: sneaking to watch Bliss, which came on TV. It was like,
Speaker 1: like fucking TV porn. You never really saw the body
Speaker 1: park and shows also uncut and watching real sex and
Speaker 1: Talk Sex with Stu Joe Hanson. Just hearing her talk
Speaker 1: about it like aroused me what I did years is.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was cool to watch her talk
Speaker 1: about like and people were calling in asking her questions.
Speaker 1: I love talk sex with Hanson. Bit I loved her.
Speaker 1: I thought it was odd that she was talking about it,
Speaker 1: but I was like, go ahead, which badass. I would
Speaker 1: not watch Grandma I turned me on. I thought it
Speaker 1: was interesting. She didn't make my pussy web, Bliss made
Speaker 1: my pussy webbon. She came on right after Bliss. I
Speaker 1: don't know what Bliss is. It was kind of like, no,
Speaker 1: it came on what oxygen. I don't think was out
Speaker 1: back then, Bravo. Maybe it was literally like short stories
Speaker 1: thirty minutes each week. It was a different story, but
Speaker 1: by the end they got into a real hot and
Speaker 1: steamy scene and it was like the most that you
Speaker 1: could see on TV. And it's the only way I
Speaker 1: could watch porn was when I spent the night over
Speaker 1: my homegirl house. She had an older brother in high
Speaker 1: school and he had a computer in his room. This
Speaker 1: is when we had desktops. Bitch, before like people in
Speaker 1: the room. No, I didn't masturbate, but that's when I
Speaker 1: would like, I would just watch porn. Used to hunch
Speaker 1: my friends. We would go through her uncle. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you, bitch. I hunched my friends. I hunched
Speaker 1: my daddy. Um used to date. My daddy had mad
Speaker 1: girlfriends growing up, so if they had kids, we would
Speaker 1: play house and we would hunt in the closet. I
Speaker 1: would hunch my teddy bears. I dry hunt mad niggl on.
Speaker 1: We would play house. How were you hunting boys or girls? Both?
Speaker 1: I hunched my best friend and her daddy almost walked
Speaker 1: in on us when I when I was hunch of
Speaker 1: my best friend we would play teacher students,