WEBVTT - Ep111: Fluent in F-ck Boy feat Sarunas Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, y'all. Strong's j Jackson here on horrible Decisions

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm having a good time with the ladies. Please

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<v Speaker 1>please please check me out on the new b ET

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<v Speaker 1>series Games People Play, starring Lord London myself in an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing cast. It's coming out this Tuesday, April. After the

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<v Speaker 1>being Mary Jane finally appreciate John already know we we

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<v Speaker 1>had that conversation as I've had that mentor like I

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<v Speaker 1>did Andy and I've been talking about what level I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know a b CS as far as the basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>So does that mean the NBA is like a league?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that it? Yeah, it's like a list. So NBA's

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<v Speaker 1>a list overseas what's it's probably be list? G league

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<v Speaker 1>is like it depends, Yes, yeah, don't go. Don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to South America. The niggas don't make no money. But

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<v Speaker 1>what were doing nothing? We are atually recording our show.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be really fun to just get

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<v Speaker 1>right to the grit and root of the whole ship

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<v Speaker 1>that we do because y'all know this, y'all. Motherfucking o

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<v Speaker 1>g f CP Man, Dizzle, my Nizzle Booty Bandit and

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<v Speaker 1>the motherfucking building. And I'm embarrassed in the video today

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<v Speaker 1>you should have seen. They were like, I went into

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<v Speaker 1>work today and they were like, you seem so happy today.

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<v Speaker 1>But I woke up at four o'clock. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you real quick. So I need y'all's opinion because my

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<v Speaker 1>friend thinks that he's the demon in my life. So basically,

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up at four forty three a m. This

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<v Speaker 1>morning because I had a fucking nightmare. The nightmare woke

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<v Speaker 1>me up. How no, bitch was even worse. There were

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<v Speaker 1>demons at my door. Bitch, and so I'm literally sitting

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<v Speaker 1>here like in my dream telling myself, bit you, dreaming

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<v Speaker 1>you got this. So I go to fight the goddamn demon,

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<v Speaker 1>and bitch, I feel it like a person. So I

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<v Speaker 1>got scared as fun because I'm like, I just my

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<v Speaker 1>haird was supposed to go through you. Bit you real.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got scared as funk. I go to my

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<v Speaker 1>second room. That's how I know it's a dream. My

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<v Speaker 1>mama in the second room. So I bring my mama

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<v Speaker 1>to come back in my room, and which we see

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<v Speaker 1>the ship on the ceiling. So that's when I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up and which I was scared at the very same

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<v Speaker 1>minute at four forty three. Seven hit me with the

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<v Speaker 1>you up. He didn't even so I said, my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>no is he That's what I felt like, Maybe he's

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<v Speaker 1>my night ist shining armor and that that was like

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<v Speaker 1>seven is alive and thriving. So I wrote him. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, I said, I'm never up when you

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<v Speaker 1>text me? Are you up? And so then I told

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<v Speaker 1>him I said no, I said, but I just woke

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<v Speaker 1>up literally because of a nightmare. And so he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me with your no seriously, So then he did that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of so he was like nost So he was

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<v Speaker 1>like me, you saw and so does this dick become

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<v Speaker 1>make it hard? I said, okay, right, let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. Don't you ever text me up at this time?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be here. If you haven't recognized our third Mike today,

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<v Speaker 1>he is a returned guest, a favorite SIS hetero male guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody really knows you saw and they listen to this

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<v Speaker 1>but they don't know. So breaking down you talk about

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<v Speaker 1>this educational post you do, but some people were in

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<v Speaker 1>the comment it's kind of surprised. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>break it down as I see. I asked, what is C?

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<v Speaker 1>What is C? Because it says right nerd, which means

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<v Speaker 1>that you identify with the birth that you were assigned to. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hetero is in heterosexual and male, as in, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a dig down there, I'm assume, okay, just talking, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is one of my favorite sis hetero male guests,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think you're a great ally for hoes and

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<v Speaker 1>gay niggers and all of us. So we're glad to

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<v Speaker 1>have you back. I just like your voice. Some girl

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<v Speaker 1>says she played the podcast and her eyes closed just

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to you really like and play with Oh hype, God,

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice. I wasn't even thinking. I'm okay, yeah, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's find her name so you can give

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<v Speaker 1>her a shout out, like, um so wait, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>tell you so. Me and Sharon is linked up before

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast today. Wait, weren't you supposed to get his sperm?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh you didn't even contact Wait wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait wait wait, this is getting added out

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<v Speaker 1>in my hand literally in a cup. So basically, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>if you shout shout out to Viceland, we was wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>We were. Yeah, we were on vicelive and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can catch us on vicelive. Kind of coming soon. But

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<v Speaker 1>we were on Vicelive and it was hump day episode,

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<v Speaker 1>so everything was involving sex and on air they were

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<v Speaker 1>testing the the host sperm count to see who had

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<v Speaker 1>the most sperm count. So they gave Weezy. Well weasy

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<v Speaker 1>to take it home, so they gave Weezy one of

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<v Speaker 1>the tests, and so knowing that you were coming in,

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<v Speaker 1>we were going to try to get your sperm in

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<v Speaker 1>a cup, but beforehand because it takes a little while

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<v Speaker 1>and we wanted to see your sperm count on. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to take a little while. How long it's

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<v Speaker 1>take my bike better than me? How long? If I

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<v Speaker 1>want to if I want to thirty second thing, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get it out. I want to go. I have have

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<v Speaker 1>a good on session. We got an extra curry quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see. I just want to see if

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<v Speaker 1>you could come in thirty seconds, because that's amazing. We

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<v Speaker 1>sent you to the bathroom. You here's here's a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with that. If y'all did that to me today. So

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<v Speaker 1>like before my fly, I definitely beat my meat because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, let me just unwine and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to give you all my food, my best self. You

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<v Speaker 1>want to give us your best. You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to see volume. I would like to see

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<v Speaker 1>how much you could come in the cup? Like is

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<v Speaker 1>it gonna be right? Where do you meant the line?

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<v Speaker 1>I think mine's more of a spread than it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like about the dance is more about like

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<v Speaker 1>a yeah, it doesn't do that. You know? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you don't mother with my big head? No? Qui okaya?

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say it does depend because like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say, okay, let's just say when I'm masturbating, if

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I keep going to the point where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bouting that, but I'm like, oh, I don't like this angle,

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<v Speaker 1>but I keep waiting, you know, as you say, edging,

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<v Speaker 1>is that accurate? Okay? Okay, So I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>that ship I go, no, I'm coming. Then I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still My thing is when I when I keep

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<v Speaker 1>doing that, then I realized when I finally do it,

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<v Speaker 1>will can I tell you that's probably the sexiest type

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<v Speaker 1>of mass Like, so, I don't want to say a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of guys on my phone, but there's quite a

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<v Speaker 1>few who like to just let me watch them jack off.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't do anything. I just talked to them

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<v Speaker 1>while they check off and yes, and the sexiest thing

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<v Speaker 1>is like one of them specifically, and it's so nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love it. He like when he's in hotels

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<v Speaker 1>because clearly he'd be on the road because he working.

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<v Speaker 1>And something that he does is like he likes to

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<v Speaker 1>see how far he could shoot it, like when he comes,

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<v Speaker 1>but he shoots it like in weird places and we

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<v Speaker 1>love it. So he'll be in a hotel room and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so and me and him love it, like

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<v Speaker 1>we like to like see how far he shoots it,

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<v Speaker 1>but like he likes to come in weird places in

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel room. So I'm like, yeah, so like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>make him he shoots on the rugger, on the couch

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<v Speaker 1>and the in the circle or on the ottoman and

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<v Speaker 1>he'd just be shooting his nut on these different parts

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<v Speaker 1>of the hotel and I'm like, who have to clean that?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even know what I do it on Skype.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's one of them type niggas. So no, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you about the sex layer. So me

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<v Speaker 1>and showing his grab a bat and we had to

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<v Speaker 1>kill time, right, so we go get a massage round

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<v Speaker 1>Chinatown foot massage. We walked. That's born, not us, but

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<v Speaker 1>people for short words. So we're walking and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs and there's like red lights and there's like it

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<v Speaker 1>looked like Valentine's Day decoration and there's a girl, an

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<v Speaker 1>Asian girl, and a towel holding it yea naked. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't see. That was the first person we saw when

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<v Speaker 1>we walked out, and she didn't say ship to what.

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<v Speaker 1>She just stared at us. She was like she looked

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<v Speaker 1>him up and down. I was like, yes, you're geting yours.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really weird because I think she was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to gauge this situation because we were looking around like

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<v Speaker 1>uh so. Then an older woman comes out, one that

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<v Speaker 1>we both definitely wouldn't have fucked, and so she's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm going So we sit down all right, the

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<v Speaker 1>revenue bee and then the girl with the towel comes

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<v Speaker 1>back out, but with this like stroll, just like looking

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing bro. I'm gonna say it's probably five

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<v Speaker 1>times at least, and then I was like, what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I was kind of weird, like, see, she's sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>we supposed to order her. I don't know. Wait, why

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting our foot massage. Wait, wait here, the most

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<v Speaker 1>noise going on. Bro. So I was coming through core

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions, and y'all didn't think to do research and

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<v Speaker 1>see at least how much she charged. So damn you

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<v Speaker 1>spiled to do ship for research. Didn't really wanted to research.

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<v Speaker 1>But she kind of like, suck your toes and you

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<v Speaker 1>could have came and told us how much of toes

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<v Speaker 1>calls in China Town well back, but I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if they were about that. But like this dude

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<v Speaker 1>was like moaning extra lab and there was a weird

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<v Speaker 1>jerking moaning. There was a sound like a not in

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<v Speaker 1>the mouth, but like it was like a jerk, like

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<v Speaker 1>like oil. And then and then anytime you do see

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<v Speaker 1>older white man come out, there was like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of older white men that came out. Thank you she

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<v Speaker 1>and it was only her doing all these white the

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<v Speaker 1>other one walking up and down like she was waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>There was other So when he came out, someone says,

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<v Speaker 1>how was it, He goes, I feel great. I swear,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you did that on purpose? Who did

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<v Speaker 1>what on purpose? You said? It felt great? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>not me? That wasn't It was a white dude, the

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<v Speaker 1>older white dude did that. He was the one that

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<v Speaker 1>was like, feel another guy just came out. He was

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<v Speaker 1>super appreciative. He's like thank you, thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you bye. And he was awkward and he left.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was in the suit and white older white

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<v Speaker 1>man in a suit, and he used to stabling sex

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<v Speaker 1>clubs on the little wheezy right right, everybody has been

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<v Speaker 1>asking the girl Sharona's and you said, my research, it didn't. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>he only took his socks off up. That's a right off,

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<v Speaker 1>right great right when we're leaving, the girls like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at her and her hands are shaking, and we

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<v Speaker 1>walked out and I'm like, bro, like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we were just in the middle like a sex trade.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she didn't speak English. She was like a little shaky.

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<v Speaker 1>You could tell she was nervous, and she's like holding

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<v Speaker 1>this towel like waiting. She didn't put on her sweats

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<v Speaker 1>until a good like well until we let left, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was like that she was off duty. After that,

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<v Speaker 1>they were just like go home. That's awful. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you the name because it wasn't Glaze, It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't at all. But it was across the Luna Pizza

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. Oh yeah, yeah that, and was chased

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<v Speaker 1>around the corner. Don't be giving all these details them, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what my academy or listening to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what's oh boy um from the

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<v Speaker 1>Patriots they got caught going to don't be telling no

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<v Speaker 1>it was it, Yes, it wasn't. It wasn't his brothel.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was a brothel that was under investigation

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<v Speaker 1>by the FBI for trafficking people. What about his son?

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<v Speaker 1>He got off because the person who gave him the

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<v Speaker 1>massage wasn't a part of the sex trafficking. Okay, right

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<v Speaker 1>out here, crad was the only one, the Richard was

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<v Speaker 1>the only one not involved. Out voice, Hilary, I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wheezy actually came up with this cute little game, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to bring you a part of It's called

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<v Speaker 1>finish the sentence. So are we all going to finish

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<v Speaker 1>this sentence? Okay, let's all do it. The first one

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna finish it. I want you to lick my blank.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish the blank, and it's all my body, so yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so go ahead. I want you to lick my shaft.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a certain way to do it. It's really nice

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<v Speaker 1>when the girl knows how to do it. Lick the shaft,

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<v Speaker 1>okay my goal and circles around it like not, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not that's okay. The next one, well, what about you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go in the circle. What should you lick

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy hole? Like the pussy hole I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>love when niggas put their tongue in, like, huh ro

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<v Speaker 1>take that ship. I can dig that, you know. Like

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<v Speaker 1>he was just like, you don't like you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>came now to day, but some fingers. When he was eating,

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<v Speaker 1>he was saying, okay, first of all his hands, give

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<v Speaker 1>it some credit. It was still ahead. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I want you to lick my strap. Oh damn,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the power thing. It's going to suck that

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<v Speaker 1>ship and then start vibrating in my mouth. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, look, okay, the next one that is okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think how he's supposed to every time

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<v Speaker 1>we fuck. I want you to every time we fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to day. What do I like? What's

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<v Speaker 1>it first with it? I know there's a for short position.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the first short position? Every time? We I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to be in what position? What's it called? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know? Like okay, so should we do you

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<v Speaker 1>like our like our show? Should you? And Sharona I

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<v Speaker 1>asked you got pants on? So we was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I was like, can I be a part

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<v Speaker 1>of that video video? Al right? Alright? So what's the

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<v Speaker 1>position you like to do? And set? We got to

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out? Get up? Okay, you play so much?

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<v Speaker 1>But wait to the middle of the show. I got

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<v Speaker 1>yourr what's position? Okay, I'm talking through talking, so standing up? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>let me take off my work bade get me alright?

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<v Speaker 1>So many and position? Why already? Okay? So like that's

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<v Speaker 1>it's very sail of that. Okay, so how can I

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<v Speaker 1>how can I you know what? Okay? Fine? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so let's see Mandy is do you want

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy facing Mandy's on her belly? Oh that's the winner?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah fo okay okay, So then for this second, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we'll go this side then this right, So now

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting down on top of Mandy, who's on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>My kind of like gonna be underneath like that We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work. That's that's that's my that, So that's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's a name for that, and we've actually, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the name of that is laid down. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a laid down doggie. But I can't we have that

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<v Speaker 1>at a life show. We did, we did have it

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<v Speaker 1>at a live show. But you know what, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>the name absolute favorite position. So I like that position

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<v Speaker 1>because he gets juicier when I'm like, I like that

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<v Speaker 1>position to could you there's even a slight little like

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<v Speaker 1>rotations you could do, like have her go on her

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<v Speaker 1>side a little bit more than you can see her

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<v Speaker 1>play with the titties and then or just have her

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<v Speaker 1>like water stomach and then you really get aggressive with

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<v Speaker 1>the booty and stuff, like do you think you're a

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<v Speaker 1>ship equally? You know, I will say I prefer booty,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean, like, I love everything, but booty is priority.

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<v Speaker 1>So what about you? Every time we fuck, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to what do you want your partner to do

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<v Speaker 1>every time we funk? I want you to look me

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<v Speaker 1>in the eye, so emo bro again, make love to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Every everything in the ship out of me, and they

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<v Speaker 1>look at me. Now, I feel like it's serious, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come like that. Sometimes I close my eyes because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see it. I'll be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to come here. Okay, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fun I want to get from the back, though, so

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't feel like I have as much. I

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<v Speaker 1>never look back, though I do be looking back, but

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like I know I'm actually looking at somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that every time we fuck, he needs me to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him that I'm about to become He needs to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to say it. And if I don't, this

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<v Speaker 1>needn be like what did you point? Like are you

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<v Speaker 1>giving me all these seats? So when I was working

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, I don't even have to say it because

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy pushes the dick out and he feels me

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<v Speaker 1>like shake you no, no, no, no no no. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like I can't. He'll be like, man, you about

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<v Speaker 1>to tighten up and take this dick. That's what I make.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the announcement, like everybody in the room, and just

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<v Speaker 1>even if it just says and all also the neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>need to know I'm coming. So the announcement I have noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>So I realized this morning the one thing where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>able to suck seven dick for twenty four minutes is

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<v Speaker 1>because he does something. So every time we have sex,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to talk and moan to me while

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<v Speaker 1>I suck your like, so he was like doing all

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<v Speaker 1>the fun like but he was then moaning, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, God, damn bit you so sexy? How

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<v Speaker 1>you suck this dick? He was talking real dancy this

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<v Speaker 1>when I was like, but it's six o'clock, buddy, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was actually but like it was just the vocalness

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I started feeling myself tripped down my thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, you know, it's crazy how powerful

0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.760
<v Speaker 1>words are, because I remember like thinking like I was

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<v Speaker 1>in a matter of fact, that position, and I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, cool, I was in it to go for

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<v Speaker 1>the long haul. I'm like, well, I'm going at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going at it. And then this girl like she

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<v Speaker 1>she looks back and then she says like she All

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<v Speaker 1>she said was like, is it yours, daddy? And for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason I was like, oh and just splat it

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place. It wasn't about like, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is more about is it yours? Not? The daddy part

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<v Speaker 1>is it is the ego ship And you know we

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<v Speaker 1>both know it's not. But it's just about the talking

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<v Speaker 1>of it, just like whatever you do, you thing whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's since you know what ain't yours? What about

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<v Speaker 1>if a girl wants you to tell her that you

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<v Speaker 1>love her doing sex, because I've seen that, Yeah, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. I remember one time girl she told me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she didn't let me, but she told me

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<v Speaker 1>and then she asked, She's like, do you let me?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why we were working? That's a mood killer. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I even asked me that, like this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? What you do? Wait? You said yeah, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. I was like I just act like good,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go to the love thing. But like even

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<v Speaker 1>this when I was like, oh, this is your pussy,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's so conce like just been my pussy okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, well, damn, are you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>just say yeah, like it's been my pussy? Sir? You

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<v Speaker 1>had to take the back there have you done? Have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys like hold on and really interrupted the process, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you like interrupted the process one time people, I've

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<v Speaker 1>done that with all right, right right, grab me no

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<v Speaker 1>kind of way, don't talk to me, no kind of

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<v Speaker 1>way if you ain't asked me freaking so actually, so

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<v Speaker 1>I've done it more. Okay, so I've done it one

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<v Speaker 1>time time that I can remember. But I know I've

0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.000
<v Speaker 1>stopped a nigger from putting his dick and me if

0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't wet yet, because it's just like, n she's

0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.920
<v Speaker 1>not ready yet, But I say, she's not ready? Yeah,

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:10.960
<v Speaker 1>why are you doing it? But I pulled one that

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<v Speaker 1>out my dick one I'm like you, I pulled a

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<v Speaker 1>dick out my pussy one time because like we had

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<v Speaker 1>done a lot of like four play and talking and

0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:24.200
<v Speaker 1>he had sent me videos of him fucking bitches and

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<v Speaker 1>when he was working me, it just wasn't good. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I feel like you're not putting your

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<v Speaker 1>all into it. We should have time's gonna work. Um

0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:40.479
<v Speaker 1>you should call it uber now. Um you just turned off,

0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.800
<v Speaker 1>super turned off. I was super turned off. The only

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<v Speaker 1>time I've ever stopped someone, I had a dude like

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<v Speaker 1>head is necessary. I love giving and receiving doozy in

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy. He like does it for a few seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>like get it wet, and then like can I said,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something I don't know. I take

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<v Speaker 1>care of myself. Number one. Number two, if you're in

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<v Speaker 1>a rush. We can find another time. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to make that very clear. Maybe you wanted a quickie

0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:10.560
<v Speaker 1>you don't like quickies, And then he was like, oh no,

0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well you have love quickies. What is it

0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:16.320
<v Speaker 1>quickie to a man? Because quickies does right, meaning quickies

0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:20.000
<v Speaker 1>to y'all, what's a quickie? Quickie to people that have

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<v Speaker 1>been fucking is a different thing because you know how

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<v Speaker 1>to make that's that's true. I will say, though, let's

0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:27.800
<v Speaker 1>just say in general, just for general sakes, anything under

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<v Speaker 1>seven minutes, seven sex minutes, because ten minutes gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>sex and me bro damn seven sex minutes in seven

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<v Speaker 1>room minutes sex for some reason I understand, which is

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<v Speaker 1>really like because there's been a time where I remember

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<v Speaker 1>like we for ten minutes, but in my mom it

0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:45.800
<v Speaker 1>was like worlds a half hour. I was getting up

0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:52.000
<v Speaker 1>for ten minutes seven position. That's why you can't have

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<v Speaker 1>a cable box though, because you'd be like shi, yeah, um.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna say the um yeah probably, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I would just say regular just not sex mans, but

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<v Speaker 1>regular mans. Anything under seven five under these five minutes

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:12.600
<v Speaker 1>then coming five minutes five minutes, it depends to dick,

0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:19.080
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, around I could get that done. It means

0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:23.080
<v Speaker 1>there's no oral in a quickie. That's not true, because

0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean you're looking for two and a half minute

0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:29.040
<v Speaker 1>gotten the dickway before it goes in, just like talking

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<v Speaker 1>for like a start a second. Sometimes I'm like, just

0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:32.800
<v Speaker 1>give it like fifteen seconds and then we're good. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't even try to go hand on it. You know,

0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:36.399
<v Speaker 1>some girls get pride for what that. Want to go

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 1>on hand in a quickie was of second dick. I

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<v Speaker 1>have my hands like right here, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>hold my hair and yeah, all the works because I

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:48.920
<v Speaker 1>just want to like that. Yeah, he kept trying to

0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:51.400
<v Speaker 1>hold my hair, but because the Africas just did it yesterday,

0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, don't pull my hair. Hold on. This

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<v Speaker 1>is your your braids forward where you should really hurt too. Well. No,

0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Nigga took the two from the front and tried to

0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:12.399
<v Speaker 1>bring into and I said, the ships right back to

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<v Speaker 1>the front with my hand, like that's the funniest thing

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:17.159
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. While I was getting the girl was

0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:21.760
<v Speaker 1>like she was like I was like, oh, alright, this

0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.600
<v Speaker 1>one you got to do fast, all right, don't even

0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:26.119
<v Speaker 1>think about it. Come on my tits are, come on

0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:30.000
<v Speaker 1>my ass, Come in my mouth or come inside me. Well,

0:23:30.040 --> 0:23:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I got a daughter inside. You spit on my pussy

0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:37.119
<v Speaker 1>or spit in my mouth. I don't spiting on pusy

0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:43.199
<v Speaker 1>and I don't nasty dog. It's weird because I love

0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 1>key one of my mouth spitting today. But when he

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:47.000
<v Speaker 1>spit sometimes he I just wasn't ready for the spit

0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:52.639
<v Speaker 1>all of my That was crazy. While I was sucking

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:54.360
<v Speaker 1>his dick, he lit up his blood and I said,

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 1>I know it's really ghetto, but I love when you

0:23:56.359 --> 0:24:00.080
<v Speaker 1>smoke a blood when I suck your day that you

0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>are don't do this a matter of fact, pull yourself

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:11.880
<v Speaker 1>a cup and handyse too. It was it was five.

0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 1>It was five A lot of a lot of jersey

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 1>at five am. That's the one time you should have

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:20.400
<v Speaker 1>came to you. I did, well, I mean his quick

0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 1>travels at that time, at that time. Well, you know

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:25.159
<v Speaker 1>what though, um, the first time I ever remember, the

0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:27.040
<v Speaker 1>first time a girl ever, she was like spending my

0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.160
<v Speaker 1>mouth whatever. I was so thrown off, and I thought,

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:31.639
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's discussing. I thought I didn't like that.

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, that's because I never, that's never

0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:37.639
<v Speaker 1>been a thing. I love it. You know who it was?

0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:43.440
<v Speaker 1>It was a real famous naked too let me stop.

0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Who da He was the first one too many was like,

0:24:52.560 --> 0:25:02.640
<v Speaker 1>don't do this the fun up ship. God damn. So wait,

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Mandy tells me this ship. I'm like nineteen years old. Bro.

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, but he steals me, bro, so

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 1>I ain't like that ship. He was the first thing

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to sell me. You know what stealthing is. He took

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the condom off, and but in me that wild on

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:19.080
<v Speaker 1>round one. I mean, I made him call for some change,

0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 1>but still because he needed to pay for my Plan B,

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:28.639
<v Speaker 1>and then I would need to know that was That

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:33.920
<v Speaker 1>was the first person outside of the other when he

0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:35.440
<v Speaker 1>knew I really didn't want to be And I was like,

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I gotta take like four days off work and he

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:40.159
<v Speaker 1>was drug That's like, but that's how you know I

0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to I didn't care about child supporting. Out

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:44.399
<v Speaker 1>of that, I was like, I need that plan B.

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:47.359
<v Speaker 1>You've got a girl. Take the condom. That's happened to

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 1>me twice. Wait, yeah, what do you do? What does

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:52.080
<v Speaker 1>a man do with the worst time the first time

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:54.960
<v Speaker 1>that ever happened? Um, when she did, I literally like

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>pushed her ass cheeks, like what's you doing? And I

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 1>pushed her forward and went that he let that dick in. No, no, no,

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, what are you doing? Throwing me off because

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what then are you trying to do?

0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like to me, I was like, what are you trying

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:09.240
<v Speaker 1>to do? You know what I'm saying? And at that time,

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:10.600
<v Speaker 1>like I was still hooping and ship like that, I

0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, like, you know what I'm saying. The second time,

0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:27.119
<v Speaker 1>for some reason it was sexiest, like we don't give that.

0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop. Yeah, all right. The last question

0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I have is one question I would like to know.

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm finding it. What would you do if we have

0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 1>how you kind of answered already? If we have five

0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 1>minutes to fun and ended an orgasm, the position we

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:47.359
<v Speaker 1>need to be in is oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah.

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 1>But if there's a second one, um, she has to

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:53.879
<v Speaker 1>have a fat ask for this and know how to

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:56.119
<v Speaker 1>ride with that reverse cow girl does something crazy to me?

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I did that stay. I just I just some extra

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 1>type of writing today, and I was very proud of myself.

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 1>Extra ta like the last couple of years, you've been

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:06.200
<v Speaker 1>starting it right now because you were like, been fat.

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't riding dick excited. Bitch. Let me tell y'all

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:14.400
<v Speaker 1>how I was righting because this is like none other.

0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I've never done it before. So I got on top

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 1>of him. He's laying down. I'm facing him. Bitch, I

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:22.360
<v Speaker 1>get tired from writing regular so bitch, I've been back,

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>and bitch, I'm on my arms now. And then it

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:33.120
<v Speaker 1>was so like you. I was happy, bounds harder, bound hard,

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 1>and I was all right, na, and I just felt

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I think you gotta get on something. Did something like that.

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I did it for a cliver. I'm doing it like

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:43.400
<v Speaker 1>like verse cor girl like this and girls start eating

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>their pussy and the second girl pussy and she was like,

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, bitch. I fell back when he was like hard,

0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:51.560
<v Speaker 1>do more bouncing, and I was like, all right, nigga,

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>this is like, what's a long time on top to y'all?

0:27:54.640 --> 0:28:02.680
<v Speaker 1>Twenty seconds? Ship clean? Like no, I come kind of

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 1>quick on top. Well, that's that's useful. So I ain't

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna lie. You can tell my body ain't used to

0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>the positions because so we went two rounds, but the

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:14.200
<v Speaker 1>first time it wasn't even my thighs do you know

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 1>how embarrassing it was? Alternate lune, God, damn nig as,

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting on top. All you here is click clicking.

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>My knee clicks like a roller coaster. Every time I

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>watched Yaomi telling me online she were writing videos like damn,

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 1>she got some good knees minus be out and everything.

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>That's all I can think. You just hurt my bones crack.

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 1>So dude, it's funny when you started, like when you're realizing,

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 1>like damn, I'm not nineteen no more, and ship like.

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like I was around a certain position, nigger like,

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm sure, no, I have tender

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>nice in my right show. I just knew it because

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 1>when I got to the point where I just kind

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>of like barely on and just like giving with my

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>life and and then I just started shaking with this,

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm not looking good. Here was christ possessions.

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be a soldier for you, but I

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 1>definitely do. Yeah, we sound like Arthur Damn man, that

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>shiite like masturbating. At the rate that I do, I

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 1>could never be a DJ. Like God, my risk is

0:29:33.640 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 1>so tired. Sometimes you know you should be like you

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:38.840
<v Speaker 1>know how Instagram girls with a lot of followers become DJs.

0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 1>All of sudd just be a DJ like that where

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>they just first off and then it goes into you're

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>shading a couple of my friends. Think I'm thinking of

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 1>one in particular DJ because I have a Yes, we're

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>not going to say names. I'm not saying not only

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>what I'm thinking of right now is Chanelle Jeffries J. Yeah,

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>she's got a fucking residency at Aria or something right now.

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 1>She SMaL weekend, I'm going to be lit Memorial Weekend,

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>so she's probably I don't know. I've already been hitting

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 1>up where you are. I know they're gonna be in Vegas? Yeah,

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>is that where like wall players go? Everybody summerly because

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I told your life, Oh, I'm tripping imp Honestly, I

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>was really excited about Memorial Day. Me and Scissors are

0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>going to Panama. I know you Panamanian. Hey, where arey'all

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:34.200
<v Speaker 1>going to Panama? I don't know what I'm saying, it's

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:40.640
<v Speaker 1>all that's all that, and I want to Panama. There's

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:44.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of American Yeah, there's a lot of American

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 1>um franchises in Panama. They use American dollar down there,

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of is

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the third World? No, but it is you're rich or

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 1>you're poor. There's there's a lot of prostitution. I only

0:30:56.360 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 1>went for one night when I want for Cambodia. Um,

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:02.479
<v Speaker 1>they're current and see means so less that they literally

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>use whatever currency you have. So we were able to

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:08.640
<v Speaker 1>use taibot, we were able to use the Vietnam money.

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't I forgot what it was called sing dollars. Yours,

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>of course was the highest course. And if you just

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 1>had a one dollar bill, they acted like it was

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>so fucking much because I guess you can buy a lot. Yeah.

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Now in Panama is it's straight up American dollars. But

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the thing is like, so I remember I went to

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 1>do you think this is back? And I remember the

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 1>last time I went was like oh oh nine, I

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>was on a national team, right, yeah, I was fresh graduated,

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>like fresh graduated, right, and I I went and then um,

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>the gas was like something stupid. I've never seen prices

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>like that in my life. Was like four five for

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 1>eighty or something like that. And I was like what

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>the fun? Like all the get like even five but

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>then I went to go like a buy a Gatorade

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and it was like a thirty two cents or something

0:31:52.440 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like that, like a big jone. Like I was just

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>like groceries out there for cargo is different from like

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>something like few which is sucking insane. But I think

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 1>with Panama, like it's very hard for like like for employment,

0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Like that's why there's so much prostitution, Like it's everywhere partenders, waitresses. Um,

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I was in the casino. You can get a prostitute.

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to pay for a prostitute while you're there?

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>So the reason I'm not excited about Maria Weekendnymore because

0:32:20.760 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 1>we're both on our period and then you know we're

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 1>going on our I don't stop you. That don't stop you.

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Bit don't stop women like like period like also like

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>it because like told you we'd be working on our period.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like that you because we scissor blood

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>up both Like so what if your what if your

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 1>tampons intertwined and pull each other out? I don't know

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 1>what animation, but you're I'm with a woman who all know,

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 1>like has the same thing I deal with every month,

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:05.080
<v Speaker 1>like we could You're not gonna see here come two

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 1>pussy's bleeding. You're not gonna tell me the room don't

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>smell like Quota's pennies. Whatever the funk you say, I

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 1>don't care. I say, it doesn't smell like there's two

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 1>people with blood. That room smell like. I got both

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:20.240
<v Speaker 1>of our serious trackers on my ship. We get our

0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>periods the same day now between live so technically we

0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 1>only had a commission five days a month instead of

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>like ten. Now that is you know gold ship. Okay,

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>so damn we've been This is really nasty for a start. Yes,

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 1>so let's go out into our vanilla ship. Okay, okay,

0:33:45.440 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 1>So Vanilla ship this week, and it was mainly because

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna have you tu vanilla Vanilla ship. First

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:56.719
<v Speaker 1>of so, for our new listeners who may have been

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>been tuned in because Coronas is on our show, the

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Know Ship is the segment in our show where we

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 1>talk about sex in the news. So it's something it's

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 1>an article that we came about, um, whether from Twitter

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>or someone sent it in, and it involves just sex

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 1>in the news. Now, this one is called the death grip?

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Are you using death grip during masturbation? It could be

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>messing with your sex life. So basically the death grip

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 1>if you masturbate with an overly tight grip. Dan Savage

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>says this. Sorry, by the way, Dan Savage follows us,

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 1>bitch does he? I had a panic attack when I

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 1>found out the other way Dan Savage, Oh God, as

0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 1>he's been in my DM for us to come on

0:34:37.640 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter. I don't know like people added us in

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 1>the beginning. I could show you. Let me just start.

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Literally the only fucking reason I say certain words on

0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 1>this show monogamsh okay, that's all. Dan Savage just woke

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 1>as funck and I really hate giving white people credit.

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:56.480
<v Speaker 1>But he's lit as Fuck'm like white, he's white. He

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:58.680
<v Speaker 1>does his show on his own. He doesn't need nobody.

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.359
<v Speaker 1>He's had it for forever. It's called love cast by

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 1>Damn Savage. Yeah, people will call in totally authentic. He'll

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.440
<v Speaker 1>talk them through their ship. He's like so honest. He

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 1>has like sex workers, like everybody will call in and

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:14.080
<v Speaker 1>like he never fucking lies, like you could tell sometimes

0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>it's hurtful and he's just like, oh well, and it's

0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>great gay dope. And then he sells these shirts that

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>say ate my foot and peach that motherfucker already. Okay,

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, death grip. Death grip is coined by Dan

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Savage and it refriends first men that have a overly

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>tight grip while masturbating on their penises or just basically

0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:36.760
<v Speaker 1>approly a lot of pressure, people that hunt mattresses. Also,

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:40.400
<v Speaker 1>going back into my early teen years, what is up

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:43.280
<v Speaker 1>with that? It was just just I needed pressure around

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 1>there when my dick got hard. I didn't know what

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:46.800
<v Speaker 1>to do with it at that time. So that's what

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 1>was happening. So these things just didn't become available. Oh

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:53.839
<v Speaker 1>well I didn't. I didn't learn how to masturbate util

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:56.399
<v Speaker 1>I was eleven, So you stuck your dick in between

0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the mattresses, not between Jesus Christ. It just was like

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.320
<v Speaker 1>on it. I just would just know people put in between.

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that, that's what you're saying. Yeah, so

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 1>even if another partner is doing it. So ladies or

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 1>gentlemen that are giving blowjobs, if you're gripping too tightly

0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:17.760
<v Speaker 1>during oral sex um, it can actually be really fucked

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:22.640
<v Speaker 1>up later for one sperm count, but also sensitivity while

0:36:22.760 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 1>trying to come later. So if you're gripping too hard, right,

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:30.400
<v Speaker 1>it kind of has that adverse effect, much like watching porn.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, if we watch too much porn, then we

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 1>start needing nasty ship. This is basically what the death

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 1>grip can do. Uh to sex later on, not just

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:43.440
<v Speaker 1>sex with yourself, but sex with other people. UM, and

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>many people with they say limited access to sex education

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:51.760
<v Speaker 1>and religious restrictions have had proper I mean in proper

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 1>ways of learning how to pleasure themselves. So sez because

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:57.800
<v Speaker 1>they feel like that's what pussy is supposed to do.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 1>It's suppost. They think it's suppost to be really tight,

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:02.520
<v Speaker 1>so which makes use why it sucks you up, because

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:04.560
<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna think that the should be tighter than

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:06.439
<v Speaker 1>what it really is. What's the weirdest way you guys

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 1>have masturbated? Um? I did go ahead and share. I

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 1>want to laugh. I think mine's worse. I mean it

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.480
<v Speaker 1>probably is. Put you mean the worst way of masturbating,

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean the weirdest way, the weirdest way for me,

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:22.759
<v Speaker 1>I put a condom on a toothbrush, and I also

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 1>put a condom on a cucumber. Okay, yeah, I mean

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 1>you got me. I mean I told you I made

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a guy put a condom on on his wave brush.

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I put it in his booty hole because he couldn't

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:40.280
<v Speaker 1>get splinters. I love this story. It was so amazing

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:46.840
<v Speaker 1>video all I couldn't. I couldn't get over seeing the bristles.

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>It was the way brush and his It was great.

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 1>But for me, I don't think I masturbate really weird

0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:55.279
<v Speaker 1>because I have t rex arm. No ever like it. Still,

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't like get my fingers. I can't finger my

0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:01.040
<v Speaker 1>pussy bro like I can't. My arms is too short.

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Andy bullshit bro laid down in my goddamn BA. Why

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 1>platting down in my bed to go like this? My

0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 1>hand is right on my cleet like push it in.

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I gotta like bunch up like a little midget. And

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna do that. He stopped saying. I want

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:28.320
<v Speaker 1>to just say, for the record, this is wheezy. This

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>is my voice. Everyone get comfortable earlier with it. I

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:33.359
<v Speaker 1>would like to find the minute mark that we said

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 1>this on. But you know what I want you all

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to know, and those views of Mandy does not reflect

0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 1>b et for games, people playing what's it called people play?

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Not for me, it was very like, okay, the only

0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>reason why I did this is because we were at

0:38:56.600 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 1>we were at lunch and somebody mentioned, I'll do it

0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:04.279
<v Speaker 1>like this, and then he said because it feels like

0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 1>somebody else is doing it or something like that, and

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh, but he was joking, and

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I took it serious. I didn't realize he was joking

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:14.320
<v Speaker 1>because I talked about your hand. You sit on it,

0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:16.400
<v Speaker 1>that's one right. But it was so if I'm right

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 1>dominated just you said on my left, got my left

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>did it? And they're like, I like looked over my

0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:26.800
<v Speaker 1>right shoulder and like never looked down. It was like

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 1>this the whole time, and I was just like, I

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>mean maybe, like the first thirty seconds was a little

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:33.400
<v Speaker 1>strange and ship, but I got to meet myself and

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 1>got comfortable, So then you got yourself. I got comfortable

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:46.360
<v Speaker 1>with my hands. Yeah, you ambradictrous. Uh you know what's good? No? No, no,

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:49.840
<v Speaker 1>no in real life? Yeah, but no, not like I

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:52.160
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't stroke on my left hand. What do

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 1>you mean in real life? Yeah? You can write with

0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:55.760
<v Speaker 1>both hands. I can write both hands. I can shoot

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like or you gotta pen. I definitely am right hand

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 1>did and then I hold my phone in my let

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:03.680
<v Speaker 1>meece paper because I want to see this and want

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 1>you to write your name. I mean, I'm not even

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>a nice writer anyway, so I don't know you're gonna

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 1>be like. I'm like, that's how hard to see? How

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:13.959
<v Speaker 1>bad we can all do it? Oh yeah, I'm the best,

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna win. You could do both hands, all right,

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 1>so we'll do normally do two hands. What are you guys,

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:25.040
<v Speaker 1>right or left? I'm right both hands? You're right? And

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 1>what about you both? She right handed? That's what right

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:33.359
<v Speaker 1>to get left like dicks? All right, let's see I'm

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>doing this that can't you know what? There's been a

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 1>minute now I'm thinking about it. I'm out just qualified.

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, good road, sir, but I'll be real in

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>my right hand is not that much better than that.

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll be real with you. Oh yeah, see, well no,

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I could have. I definitely would have won this. This

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 1>whole road in cursive is that it's easier. That's that's it.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Like it says worm, it says woozy, that's what it's not. Oh,

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:05.920
<v Speaker 1>this is ugly. I tried to write in cursive to

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>probably would have wanted let me, let me finish. Wait, wait,

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:14.880
<v Speaker 1>so let me douse im. Try' sorry, cursive, Dan, this

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>is terrible. We gotta take a picture of this and

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 1>make sure you'll see what this looks like. Mine is bad.

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 1>But you guys know you concentrate and nigga, I'm printing,

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm printing. You guys are going cursing. I shouldn't have

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:30.719
<v Speaker 1>done cursing. See what happens when you try to get

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 1>advanced reverse? Maybe this you ambihosters. So we're gonna get

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:42.879
<v Speaker 1>into our kink of a week y'all. Y'all know every

0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:46.720
<v Speaker 1>week we pick a kick um, and we do always

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>like to say no kink shaming. This is something, um,

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:53.239
<v Speaker 1>it looks like maybe some ship Wheezy might be into. Um,

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:56.759
<v Speaker 1>she's just being this some weird ship. So this one

0:41:56.920 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 1>is called oh murashimas you know, because she didn't been

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 1>to Japan and ship so you know, it's like around

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 1>or omo for short falls. Within the Eurolagnia family of

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 1>sexual fetishes, which are related to yurine, those who identify

0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>as omo become aroused when they have a full bladder

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:22.879
<v Speaker 1>and what themselves or observe their partner wedding themselves. Other

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Phrases used to describe this particular fetish are bladder desperation

0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:31.320
<v Speaker 1>and panty wedding. Now, the word omarashi is Japanese to

0:42:32.000 --> 0:42:35.800
<v Speaker 1>wet ones up, Oh, bitch, I speak Japanese. Sound Japanese

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>right away? I was out? Girlfriend? Did what about this?

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:46.359
<v Speaker 1>You said you're out? But I want you to watch

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 1>this video. So we're pulling up a video right now.

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I could post it for the patrons um at least later.

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Audio ships stuck, so the girls getting fucked. I need

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 1>your WiFi to connect or something. So we're gonna get

0:43:02.120 --> 0:43:04.000
<v Speaker 1>it connected. But here's the question we need to know first.

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 1>How much would you take as far as coin for

0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:12.920
<v Speaker 1>someone to piss on you? To pee on me? I mean,

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's not the worst thing. It would different.

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Youre talking about shipping on me, but like pissing on

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:20.520
<v Speaker 1>me then you know, for free? Wait wait, wait, because

0:43:20.760 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 1>for free. Let's write what we think he's gonna say,

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 1>because that's how much I think you about to saying.

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm really thinking lower, but now I think you just

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 1>it's your number, It's gonna be my number. I hate you, Mandy,

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:41.359
<v Speaker 1>What I don't say? Okay, what's your number. I did

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:42.960
<v Speaker 1>not just say I was gonna say that, Well, she

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:45.120
<v Speaker 1>gave you a thousand more. That would make sense for

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>me because I fly out if a bit flew you

0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:59.360
<v Speaker 1>out and a plane. See look, look all right, what

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 1>if it was us? What if Mandy I gave us

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 1>a discount? So I's free? And then I told oh,

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:09.319
<v Speaker 1>I said at the live show, so we was really

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 1>drawn the nigga that liked me to pee on him?

0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 1>So you did a multiple times? No, so I peat

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 1>on him multiple times in the shower, but he did

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 1>some ship that I ain't really like. Um. And I

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:21.320
<v Speaker 1>mean by that time, I was drunk and it just happened,

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 1>by what, No, I was on the toilet pissing and

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:26.759
<v Speaker 1>he walked up to me while I was pissing and

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 1>started pissing on me. So it fell from my chest

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>into the toilet while I was pissing. I want you

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 1>all to know, this is a girl's talking about an

0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:42.399
<v Speaker 1>entire black man. This is not ya oh ship, Yeah

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 1>right there? Oh and it was hot that What did

0:44:46.760 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 1>you do the relaxed afterwards? Yeah? That really? Yeah, that's

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 1>not so. Yeah, I'm not with that. I'm not really

0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 1>with it. I don't like human feces or waste on me.

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:04.919
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, if you drunk, you just I didn't

0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 1>have a girl asked me to piss on. Let me see,

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:12.479
<v Speaker 1>this girl starts pissing a little bit. She sounds white.

0:45:13.239 --> 0:45:18.640
<v Speaker 1>She's Veronica Rodriguez, so that's Spanish. She could be Euros.

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you see that? Doesn't that just sound like swartling? Though? See,

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:26.239
<v Speaker 1>you know I've had that happen to me. I've had

0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:31.440
<v Speaker 1>to happen to me, don't. Honestly, I like that. But

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>that's not what That's not what they're referring to. But

0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:36.319
<v Speaker 1>that's not what they referring too. Because that I liked

0:45:36.440 --> 0:45:38.360
<v Speaker 1>that when that, when that had happened to me like that,

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:40.799
<v Speaker 1>that's happened to me before. And I remember the first

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>time that happened, I was just like this, there's this

0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:46.279
<v Speaker 1>one girl who let loose on me. And I was

0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:48.319
<v Speaker 1>like and then my mind, I was like, all right,

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 1>as you teen on me at this point, but like,

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>because I'm into it, right, I liked it the hotel anyways.

0:45:58.160 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 1>So here here's the thing though, Like I didn't know

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:02.319
<v Speaker 1>she was just saying she was about she was going

0:46:02.360 --> 0:46:03.719
<v Speaker 1>to come. She was like, oh my God, and like

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 1>she was like riding and then she was like pop up,

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:10.440
<v Speaker 1>and then she would just release, release, and then she'll

0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 1>go back on and she go and then she'll come again.

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 1>And she just kept doing that, and I remember I

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 1>was like jealous that wanted to know how to do that.

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Only when the nigga found a little walnut in my pussy. No,

0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:28.120
<v Speaker 1>so seriously, nigga, So this is for y'all. Didn't want

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:30.400
<v Speaker 1>to for y'all. Don't want to make a bit squirk.

0:46:31.360 --> 0:46:33.759
<v Speaker 1>You'll be knowing you know what I'm not minding. I

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:36.359
<v Speaker 1>know what you're talking about. Nigga, find a little wal nut.

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:41.879
<v Speaker 1>It's not cute anymore. Don't don't do that. How many

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:45.640
<v Speaker 1>y'all got so so real quick, so real quick, guy.

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:48.440
<v Speaker 1>So the little walnut happened. So when you're fingering a bit,

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 1>you gotta press down on the top of her pussy.

0:46:50.760 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 1>And when you put your fingers like this, once you

0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 1>hook it, you're looking for a little walnut. So it

0:46:56.400 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 1>feels like a little riggy like walnut type of a

0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>yeah see me spine, Yeah, but it feels like a walnut, bitch, Okay,

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:05.880
<v Speaker 1>but you can real cute name is a spot but

0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 1>you look for a walnut and we hit the one

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>that you got a present on a pussy and it

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:14.880
<v Speaker 1>just works. It's amazing. I'm trying to teach them the

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 1>right way because we really not what do you mean?

0:47:22.280 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Can't have your walnut? But I can't believe this you

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 1>have You don't know that you could because you put

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 1>your fingers. I don't you have a walnut? You have

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 1>a walnut? Do not have an It feels like none

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:38.239
<v Speaker 1>of my pussy, bitch, and not a wall. It's like

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 1>a walnut, walls, not a walnut. What happened? So we

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:45.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna get into the walls? Says? Are you know not?

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I got all my walts? So we really decided to

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>pick this. And I'm not sure what she knows about you,

0:47:51.760 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 1>but the horrible decision for this week is called fluence

0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 1>and funck Boy. Well, I've we've we've we've talked right

0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>since your own this is last time the show. We've

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 1>we've become friends and this nigger really sounds like a

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>funk way to me. No, no, no, okay. And I

0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:08.239
<v Speaker 1>told her the common mistake they make is I'm not

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:11.440
<v Speaker 1>a fun boy. I could just speak fun boy the

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 1>language boy language explain to our listeners please, is how

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 1>do you explain fun boy language? I just know, I

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 1>just you know, you know how a funk boy moves.

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.080
<v Speaker 1>That's why you pointed out right that now here funk boy.

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 1>That's a fun boy whatever. A lot of them, but

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:31.400
<v Speaker 1>sometimes think about it. You can like look at it

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>like think about like a nigg that drives like a

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 1>Dodge Charger challenger a Camaro. Them niggs usually be impos

0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:45.759
<v Speaker 1>He's the one and Ampola with chameleon paining job. That

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 1>was my dream card. Hey I'm gonna be real. Pols

0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:51.360
<v Speaker 1>was a mother back in early two. I was like

0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>that had a door explorer Chevy on twenty course you did,

0:48:56.640 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and like yeah that's and then probably talking to some

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:03.239
<v Speaker 1>other Yeah that's what. But that's what I'm saying. Like

0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:04.920
<v Speaker 1>they just they move a certain way to a certain way.

0:49:04.960 --> 0:49:08.000
<v Speaker 1>So like anytime, like you know, like close homecome girls

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 1>of mine or whether it's even like my sister or

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 1>something like that, or just people I know, friends, women

0:49:13.440 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I've messed with, you know, they bring up certain scenarios

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 1>and just come to me, found a trust to me,

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 1>and I just give my advice because I know exactly

0:49:19.760 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 1>might listen. I'm gonna just tell you what's going on here,

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and then I just get on with down. So because

0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:26.799
<v Speaker 1>I used to do it, I used to do before

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:30.480
<v Speaker 1>you question, because this has been synonymous with boy behavior

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 1>and anonymous, what I really don't treat like she does

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:42.040
<v Speaker 1>her word of the day before you go. She couldn't

0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:44.600
<v Speaker 1>get a walnut, but she got that walnut. Puts all,

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 1>that's a nut. It's the wal nut, not your walls.

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:54.400
<v Speaker 1>But it feels like a walnut, like a real walnut.

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, the walnut feel like right, you know what

0:49:57.040 --> 0:50:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about? That ridge, that thank you look even

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the Indian felt the one that in the pussy hell Man.

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>You thought little pepper planes come from blueprints, So they do.

0:50:13.400 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 1>You have to make a blueprint to creative plate. Now,

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 1>genetically speaking, we all know Benson smarter than us. He

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>was destined to be in the room. Academic I mean,

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:26.719
<v Speaker 1>you are you aren't in medical school, so we might

0:50:26.760 --> 0:50:31.759
<v Speaker 1>be winning technically technically yours. She chose to be behind

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:37.640
<v Speaker 1>the cameras. I got my mom's flawing. My mom's flawing,

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:40.719
<v Speaker 1>like just flawing parents. Yea, if like education is keep

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:43.279
<v Speaker 1>coming to this country. So my mother, like we talked

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 1>about being born the Panama Like yeah, She's like me,

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:46.800
<v Speaker 1>you need to go back and get your masters. And

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm making I'm successful. You feel me Like, I'm like, Mom,

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you got to go back to school, Like yeah, it

0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:54.840
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't matter. I'm like, Mom, like a man, like

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm gonna lead on a new show. Hey

0:50:56.520 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 1>man working with Spike Lee and mom doing this this

0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:01.280
<v Speaker 1>now She's like, okay, you need to get your masters

0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 1>after that, use that money and get your master. I'm like, oh,

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:07.279
<v Speaker 1>I love this one clip from UM if you guys

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:09.160
<v Speaker 1>want to really have a good lap. Whenever I'm depressed,

0:51:09.239 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I watched Sri Lanka's Got Talent Jesus in Meryl you

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about. And Meryl says, when I

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 1>told my dad I was going to do comedy, my

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 1>dad goes poppy while you don't sell refuge a song here,

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 1>it's true. His mom was like, so you want to

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:34.920
<v Speaker 1>be a jest My mom like so we I think

0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:37.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like my mom is like learning these stages of

0:51:37.239 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 1>our growth. You know, my mom was at our first

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:40.160
<v Speaker 1>show and how she's coming to the Houston show this

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 1>week and maybe eating that up when you start, they

0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:44.799
<v Speaker 1>think they're successful. Ya. Oh my god, my mom gets

0:51:44.840 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>recomho I am yeah. So my mom hits me up

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 1>after we advice and she's like, hilarious, did you so

0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:57.439
<v Speaker 1>I could tell you didn't do your own makeup because

0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:59.600
<v Speaker 1>of the eyeshadow? But like, did they not have lipsticks?

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:02.919
<v Speaker 1>Are you just do? Now they have career advice? Yeah,

0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:05.759
<v Speaker 1>my mom wants me to do a Bollywood film very

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.839
<v Speaker 1>badly because of the like, if you look at your

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 1>top fifty highest paid actors, there's like a good eleven

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:13.320
<v Speaker 1>twelve of them, our Bollywood actors. My mom thinks I

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>should because I look close enough that I should go.

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Mym do I speak the language? I wish I had

0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 1>John's parents? Then my mom is more embarrassing. Don't let

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:25.320
<v Speaker 1>it be the playoffs. She'll call me while she's in

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:33.320
<v Speaker 1>the group, a man, which number is it? Do not

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:38.560
<v Speaker 1>tell everybody in the bar who you who are we talking? That? Hilarious?

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 1>My mom? She like parents games? Who I know on

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:50.600
<v Speaker 1>the court? Number is he one? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? No? Parents?

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Just like family in general? Like whatever both with me.

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:57.879
<v Speaker 1>My mom told we went to this um we were

0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 1>some fucking restaurants some So we restaurant in Orlando and

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 1>this girl was like, oh, I saw y'all I was

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:06.560
<v Speaker 1>on Viceland. Congratulations. My mom was like Charleteagne because they're

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:10.439
<v Speaker 1>all friends, so he got them in. I was like, wow, Mom,

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 1>like it also could be the last two years of

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:15.680
<v Speaker 1>hard work. Yeah, but he wrote a book, you know, yeah,

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:17.799
<v Speaker 1>yeah mom. I can't tell my mom like it's really

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:21.440
<v Speaker 1>excited about what I do until until she's having like

0:53:22.520 --> 0:53:24.719
<v Speaker 1>it's like a work function or a friend's birthday party,

0:53:24.800 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 1>and then she really wants me to go so she

0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:28.880
<v Speaker 1>could show me off yo, like like work trophies, her

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 1>kids and we're all tall as hale and stuff like that.

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 1>When we walking. Used to see how my mom walking,

0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 1>she smiled like she's just all nice to everybody and

0:53:36.239 --> 0:53:38.480
<v Speaker 1>then people are like, oh, yeah, this is my babies

0:53:38.560 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. I didn't even tell you she's credit.

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:48.799
<v Speaker 1>She said, oh yeah, exactly, she's took credit for us

0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:51.160
<v Speaker 1>being on Viceland. And I was like, how mom. She's like,

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who told you about Jesus to morrow.

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Because when we when I took her to The Brilliant

0:53:57.239 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Idiot's Live show, She's like, oh, they're just like Jesus

0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Merrill didn't know anything. She's like before me, you didn't

0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>even know what Viceland was. But didn't you want Crystal

0:54:09.320 --> 0:54:12.480
<v Speaker 1>watching all the documentaries and now you're on there? Where's

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:22.960
<v Speaker 1>my mugmas? Like, we don't get back to the boy

0:54:23.000 --> 0:54:26.560
<v Speaker 1>conversation before we get into the questions. Wheezy has um

0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:30.360
<v Speaker 1>one of the most synonymous questions on Twitter um that

0:54:30.440 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot of women need the answer to is why

0:54:33.280 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 1>when we write our long thought out thoughts in English,

0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:41.360
<v Speaker 1>whether they be in text, message, on writing or verbatim,

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:46.120
<v Speaker 1>you guys respond with, huh what you mean? Nigga? It

0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:50.840
<v Speaker 1>was English when we said what you'll meet? Huh what

0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 1>you you know? What? One? I really can't stand I

0:54:54.400 --> 0:54:58.719
<v Speaker 1>feel you see, I'll take that overhaul what you mean?

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I had a you got understand, you got understand. But

0:55:03.880 --> 0:55:07.040
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying on one we'll break it down. But

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:08.759
<v Speaker 1>all like I first, First of all, men aren't as

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:11.200
<v Speaker 1>long winded when it comes to the text. Y'all can

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:14.759
<v Speaker 1>go forever with that with men are very impatient. You

0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:17.520
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? You'd like to do that? See,

0:55:17.560 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 1>it would be better if this verbal. I'll tell you

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 1>what's in But that's so for me though, I'll tell

0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you what my problem is when it comes to that

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:27.360
<v Speaker 1>long test. If I had you in person and you

0:55:27.480 --> 0:55:29.759
<v Speaker 1>had plenty opportunity to tell me, and then I leave

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:32.040
<v Speaker 1>and we're not and then you sent me a five

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:34.759
<v Speaker 1>page no I'm not, No, don't waste my time with this.

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 1>We could have spoke about this in person, and that's

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:39.320
<v Speaker 1>so I'd be like, you know what, now, I'd be like, okay, whatever,

0:55:39.480 --> 0:55:41.120
<v Speaker 1>like and I know it's gonna get a mad and

0:55:41.120 --> 0:55:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't do that, but I'm just like, it pisses

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:44.800
<v Speaker 1>me off that you had all the time in the

0:55:44.800 --> 0:55:46.560
<v Speaker 1>world and then they'll give me the whole spill, like

0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 1>what had time to think about it? And you've been

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 1>thinking about this ship for a smooth two weeks. I

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 1>just didn't know about it, you feel me like, So

0:55:52.719 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 1>that's just but also like with man it, first of all,

0:56:00.000 --> 0:56:03.279
<v Speaker 1>how we're raised, especially in this society, especially like a uh,

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:05.919
<v Speaker 1>you know, toxic masculine society and stuff like that, where

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:12.080
<v Speaker 1>unfortunately we're not able to verbally express our feelings correctly

0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:14.319
<v Speaker 1>because we're supposed to bottle that inn when we were younger,

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>especially men of color, you know, um, but men, but

0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:19.759
<v Speaker 1>men in general, to be honest though a lot of

0:56:19.840 --> 0:56:23.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of men um So I think it's it's

0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:26.120
<v Speaker 1>a it's tough for a guy try to sit there

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:30.359
<v Speaker 1>and really write it out and accurately, you know, tell

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.400
<v Speaker 1>you how he feels. Versus women are very much in

0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:39.360
<v Speaker 1>tune with how they're feeling. Sometimes they could go overboard

0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:42.560
<v Speaker 1>because um, you'll react very much in the moment um

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:47.840
<v Speaker 1>and and spill the whole thing. React. So but you

0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:49.680
<v Speaker 1>go back sometimes, you I know, you go back sometimes

0:56:49.680 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>to be like damn, I was tripping now because that's

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:53.680
<v Speaker 1>the word I was about to say. Why niggas be

0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:57.240
<v Speaker 1>saying you knew I was gonna respond this way tripping.

0:56:57.640 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 1>You're tripping. And I'm telling you what everybody know, man,

0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I like very famie and infamous for like gaslighting and

0:57:02.200 --> 0:57:04.200
<v Speaker 1>ship like that. Like they're like, you know, you know

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:08.560
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, And we're not

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:10.719
<v Speaker 1>really we all know that I haven't said those kinds

0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:12.600
<v Speaker 1>of texts in a long time because since we've started

0:57:12.640 --> 0:57:15.000
<v Speaker 1>this show, I've been so good at communicating like you

0:57:15.040 --> 0:57:17.760
<v Speaker 1>could be I'm telling life could be so much easier

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:21.840
<v Speaker 1>when you're having a full, like just open honest and

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:24.520
<v Speaker 1>that which is hard for a lot of guys out

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:26.640
<v Speaker 1>there to be in the moment, you know, but to

0:57:26.720 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 1>open honest conversation about how you're feeling, it wouldn't be

0:57:29.960 --> 0:57:32.040
<v Speaker 1>so hard for me. And like if you're approaching them

0:57:32.080 --> 0:57:35.360
<v Speaker 1>about okay, when they're dealing with them and other women, yeah,

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.320
<v Speaker 1>that it's not they can't be honest. But if you're

0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>just talking about something you feeling it, I mean, like

0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you know how it is. I think one of the

0:57:42.480 --> 0:57:46.720
<v Speaker 1>things that guys make a big mistake is in their mind,

0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:49.720
<v Speaker 1>especially if that like let's just say, okay, bone, we're

0:57:49.720 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 1>messing with each other, I care for you and stuff

0:57:51.240 --> 0:57:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like that. Um, And in the guy's mind, he's like

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:57.120
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to be a good guy, right, but then

0:57:57.480 --> 0:58:03.040
<v Speaker 1>you'll fall for temptation, simple asses and then feel like

0:58:04.240 --> 0:58:06.520
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. That's how guys

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 1>always I didn't want to hurt a girl's feelings. Like

0:58:09.440 --> 0:58:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I think the way to like dive into that a

0:58:12.520 --> 0:58:15.400
<v Speaker 1>little bit. We may put more weight on things when

0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:16.920
<v Speaker 1>it comes to other women. And I think they mean

0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 1>in the moment, that's the temptation word right there. Right,

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:23.120
<v Speaker 1>And the problem is not being considerate of the aftermath.

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 1>You might have just sucked this girl and thought it

0:58:25.160 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a big deal, But we're gonna be talking about

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 1>this ship for three fucking months because that's how hurt

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I am. So if you knew it would last as

0:58:31.560 --> 0:58:33.600
<v Speaker 1>long if you have done it, probably not. And the

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:36.680
<v Speaker 1>hurt feelings thing. So here's my question to a man, Then,

0:58:37.160 --> 0:58:40.320
<v Speaker 1>when you lie to a woman do you care about

0:58:40.480 --> 0:58:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you care about a woman more when you lie

0:58:42.120 --> 0:58:43.760
<v Speaker 1>to her, or do you care about a woman more

0:58:43.800 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 1>when you're able to be open and share what you're doing.

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:49.160
<v Speaker 1>This is a really good question. And also, let me

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.040
<v Speaker 1>be clear when looking to the camera, I do not

0:58:51.200 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 1>lie anymore. I'm just this is my former self, definitely,

0:58:57.040 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 1>very very honest person and that's why I said this

0:58:59.920 --> 0:59:04.560
<v Speaker 1>is a great question. So now this depends on the

0:59:04.640 --> 0:59:07.600
<v Speaker 1>man's journey where he's at. Yeah, right, Because at one

0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:10.200
<v Speaker 1>point I thought that I cared about her. That's why

0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I lied at that point. I'm older, I've evolved more,

0:59:13.440 --> 0:59:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I've matured more, so now there's no reason for me

0:59:16.200 --> 0:59:17.800
<v Speaker 1>to lie, and it makes life so much easier and

0:59:17.840 --> 0:59:19.520
<v Speaker 1>it's better for me and the other party, right, so

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I could clearly say when we're going into something, this

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:24.560
<v Speaker 1>is what it is, this is how I am, blah

0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:26.919
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah. I'm never gonna take your choice away.

0:59:27.200 --> 0:59:31.520
<v Speaker 1>That's a big thing. Men a lot of times, a

0:59:31.640 --> 0:59:34.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of times do that. And I say, from the beginning,

0:59:34.600 --> 0:59:36.440
<v Speaker 1>and I try to tell guys, I'm like, because they're thinking, like,

0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:40.439
<v Speaker 1>you know, and we're very egotistical and fragile, right, they're

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 1>thinking that if they tell the truth, like you know, like,

0:59:42.800 --> 0:59:45.160
<v Speaker 1>let's just say, yeah, I'm dating other women. Yeah, I

0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:47.520
<v Speaker 1>mess other women. I'm doing that right now. They're afraid

0:59:47.600 --> 0:59:49.800
<v Speaker 1>because they really want to funk with you, whether it's

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 1>they actually like you or they just want sex, that

0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:54.200
<v Speaker 1>they won't have the opportunity to do either of the

0:59:54.320 --> 0:59:57.080
<v Speaker 1>things because they think that you're not gonna like that

0:59:57.120 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 1>they date other women, you know what I mean. So

1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:02.600
<v Speaker 1>that's why they'll lie up front. But I try to

1:00:02.640 --> 1:00:04.160
<v Speaker 1>tell men a lot of times, I'm like, man, if

1:00:04.200 --> 1:00:07.600
<v Speaker 1>you could from the beginning off jump be honest, you

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:11.080
<v Speaker 1>will get a way better response and more women than

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:14.400
<v Speaker 1>you actually think. Because appreciate double edged sword. A lot

1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>of men, I've meant recently. By recently, I mean I

1:00:17.400 --> 1:00:21.080
<v Speaker 1>did the last three years. Will tell me how they're

1:00:21.120 --> 1:00:23.560
<v Speaker 1>not looking for anything serious, they're into something open blah

1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:26.200
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah. Yeah. Why I think that's a

1:00:26.280 --> 1:00:30.200
<v Speaker 1>double edged sword is because women will sometimes go with

1:00:30.320 --> 1:00:35.760
<v Speaker 1>it to appease them. What happens, they're like, yeah, I'm cool,

1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:38.080
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. You end up getting super hurt about

1:00:38.080 --> 1:00:40.680
<v Speaker 1>what that guy said. I really feel like you gotta

1:00:40.720 --> 1:00:45.160
<v Speaker 1>believe them, do not yet don't only is when I

1:00:45.240 --> 1:00:47.920
<v Speaker 1>show my cards and like I'm not feeling it. If

1:00:47.960 --> 1:00:50.280
<v Speaker 1>things don't change, then I gotta go, you know what

1:00:50.320 --> 1:00:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like I think for me because I want

1:00:54.120 --> 1:00:56.360
<v Speaker 1>to be open to It's a very easy thing to hear.

1:00:57.240 --> 1:00:59.120
<v Speaker 1>But so many of my friends have gone through this

1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:01.600
<v Speaker 1>ship where they're like, you know, but we're just we

1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:03.280
<v Speaker 1>don't even know each other. So maybe that's why he's

1:01:03.280 --> 1:01:06.360
<v Speaker 1>talking like that. It's like yeah, but like also that's

1:01:06.360 --> 1:01:09.760
<v Speaker 1>where it headed. Even if he starts to fall for you,

1:01:10.480 --> 1:01:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you, I've started to fall in love

1:01:12.640 --> 1:01:15.680
<v Speaker 1>with someone and been worried about it like that. I

1:01:16.160 --> 1:01:19.360
<v Speaker 1>want this, like I think it absolutely. It's so different.

1:01:19.440 --> 1:01:22.320
<v Speaker 1>You know that happened with me and Jeeves. It's like

1:01:22.360 --> 1:01:24.360
<v Speaker 1>we were starting to fall for each other for real,

1:01:24.440 --> 1:01:27.919
<v Speaker 1>and then it was like, but does what we want?

1:01:28.760 --> 1:01:30.680
<v Speaker 1>You know? And it's like that that ship really sucks. Well,

1:01:30.680 --> 1:01:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I want a boyfriend. So if anybody you know I

1:01:32.640 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>got a brother, a daddy, a cousin was combination, I

1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:43.200
<v Speaker 1>mean not, I mean with that and she don't watch

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<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones, which is why incests. No, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're kind of a cousin of an incest

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<v Speaker 1>like action right there. If you had a three you

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<v Speaker 1>would be down for three with a father and a son.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean what, You're such a lie. You're such a if.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know one combo because it was fine, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wanna repeat it. Oh, I want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>just to go over one more time. Ladies of you

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<v Speaker 1>are stuck in this situation with open relationships, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it is fair to at least say you're hard limits

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<v Speaker 1>with those, right, whether they be certain, there has to

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<v Speaker 1>be I think there has to be parameters or limits

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<v Speaker 1>with anything, because there's I think I've talked about this before.

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<v Speaker 1>In open relationships, there's been different people where like okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>they would they what was it? Um, I know a

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<v Speaker 1>couple that they wouldn't have sex with other people, but

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<v Speaker 1>they would entertain other people like go on days or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, if you know, but everybody knew the

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<v Speaker 1>situation or this one couple like they would they would

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<v Speaker 1>work with a girl, but they have to do it together.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the dam average thing. They cheat together. For me, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny because I didn't really have parameters and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the things I've done just because I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>as open to anything, and now I know mine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like mine is no friends like I thought I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have sex with okay, have sex, not like friends, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even do acquaintances like I thought I could,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do sex with so like that you're a guy,

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<v Speaker 1>my guy point in the thing and like the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is in the moment. I totally thought I was fine

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't talk about it on the show, but

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<v Speaker 1>after it happened, I was like, Okay, I gotta really

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<v Speaker 1>assess the ship bit. And my emotional today is in

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<v Speaker 1>my period and then it's emotional right, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's true? And I had to say, like in

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<v Speaker 1>the most adult way, I could like I know I

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<v Speaker 1>said it was okay, now not and so like that's it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's nothing more I could do, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>had to learn from there. So if I can't and

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<v Speaker 1>if I didn't experience that, I wouldn't have known. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so open and for you that I didn't feel weird

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<v Speaker 1>about it, And it's the moment for me. Um like

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<v Speaker 1>something like being in a situation like that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of different, especially in a position I'm in, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like at you, like, well, no, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>even that I'm talking about, like if you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be doing your thing from time to time, like one

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<v Speaker 1>ideally wouldn't be like, you know, a very frequent thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but like you know, um, I just think don't be

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<v Speaker 1>messy about it. You know there's I think you can

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<v Speaker 1>move in a careful way about it. You don't gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be like in front of a lot of people's faces

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<v Speaker 1>that know you have ties with me, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, Like I think you could, um, like that's

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<v Speaker 1>something that you would just do literally some time, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. You know you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go into because guys are very egotistical and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, God, these are weird. I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>a thing about like like oh like a flex rons girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's a thing about getting in there like all

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<v Speaker 1>the list to your girl. I don't know, there's such

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<v Speaker 1>a weird thing. I don't know what that's like a

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<v Speaker 1>really popular thing where it was like it's cooler now

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<v Speaker 1>to fund these like oh like China, last dude, that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But what what what they say? Like yeah, man, like

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<v Speaker 1>these like a lot of these like like these rappings

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<v Speaker 1>and the celebrities they messed with groupies of groupies. You

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<v Speaker 1>feel me like it's a weird thing, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to see that. I just don't want to ever

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<v Speaker 1>be mixed in that at all with them thinking like

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<v Speaker 1>because like especially like you know, they're gonna find a

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<v Speaker 1>woman I mess with attractive for some reason that gives her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, points up that she's messing with me like

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<v Speaker 1>she's somebody now in a way that's weird just the

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<v Speaker 1>way that this hall works, especially in the social media era.

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<v Speaker 1>Um and then to mess with that, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't understand the like just the eagle is so

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<v Speaker 1>weird where that's the thing like to me, like I

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<v Speaker 1>remember back and then you remember cat Stacks her I

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<v Speaker 1>did not any way down standing. I did not understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand it. But that was the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the first that first girls like people, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, um prior to her would be the supers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but see you know what he is now

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<v Speaker 1>finished up for me the book Brittany. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know they treat her like that. They're still with her.

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<v Speaker 1>They're I think more so because of the million followers.

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<v Speaker 1>Her body is nice. I don't. I don't because no

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<v Speaker 1>nigga has claimed her. So that's the like nobody claimed

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<v Speaker 1>cat Stacks. They were They were visibly like Britney. Britney

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<v Speaker 1>Runner has not publicly been super like like cuddled up

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<v Speaker 1>with a Nigga cast. Sax was cut it up and

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<v Speaker 1>recording them. She was recording a cast tax was. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, but you guys heard with Brittany n

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<v Speaker 1>you sing her. She wrote it in a book. I mean, see,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like cat Stax was tacky, super tacky, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Brittney was just regular tacky. I guess like he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about Selena the girl now on Instagram. Whould

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<v Speaker 1>just be fucking with everybody. All I know is Selena.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is the X videos. I'm Selena. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at me, big fat us Selena. Who's like, who is

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<v Speaker 1>that the same one? Who Selena? She's she's an Instagram girl.

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<v Speaker 1>But she like literally was like, I don't know like

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<v Speaker 1>all set Walker, flock, all these She's a Spanish girl. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. Can I just say that's

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<v Speaker 1>real quick about this? Uh? What like a big big

1:07:25.320 --> 1:07:31.760
<v Speaker 1>issue I have with Oh, I don't like that this,

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<v Speaker 1>these these robberties. Black men today today, just these days

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<v Speaker 1>just really be disappointed me. Want to get they want

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<v Speaker 1>to get all the qualities of a black woman from

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<v Speaker 1>a non black woman, and that's so trash to me. Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird, like they'll get everything that a black woman

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<v Speaker 1>naturally has. But it's a self validating thing just because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a whole another conversation. We've been forced

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<v Speaker 1>and taught that, you know, we're not as beautiful as others.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a self valid anything. That's why I like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm going to leave you ask for a

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<v Speaker 1>white girl. You know what I'm saying. When you get

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<v Speaker 1>on whatever like something like that, you know, like they'll

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<v Speaker 1>put it in song all that stuff. So it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like for them to funk with a girl who has

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<v Speaker 1>to get a fake ass that a lot of these

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<v Speaker 1>naturally beautiful, thick black women have. I just I find

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<v Speaker 1>that to be. That's just the great, not even just

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<v Speaker 1>towards like just black women number one, but also to ourselves,

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<v Speaker 1>to themselves, and I just that's so lame at me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I like anytime these nigs get exposed. And

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<v Speaker 1>good that you said that, because I was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>one of my friends with me and him are out

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<v Speaker 1>eating and this black dude comes in with this gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>very very thin, you're looking model girl, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, as jealous as I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>because I think he's really cute, at least she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the Kylie look right, exactly like the build a

1:08:48.520 --> 1:08:50.759
<v Speaker 1>bitch look like all these list it looks very similar

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<v Speaker 1>and get the fair Also, let me let me like

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<v Speaker 1>pause and say this. It's not that I'm not saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, like like not like love is love. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you cry whoever you meet, whoever you meet. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's my problem was when they say this, it's like like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like my baby brothers, per example, Like he loves everybody, right,

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<v Speaker 1>He's that all types of Asians mixed, when women, black women, white, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>he's done at all right, um, but and but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just because whoever you mean, and like it's about the

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<v Speaker 1>energy and all that stuff with them and whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool and that's fine. I have a have a

1:09:19.120 --> 1:09:20.600
<v Speaker 1>roommate like that, one of my best friends. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>that too, all types of women. He doesn't like discriminate.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like when they say I don't like black women,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know what I'm saying, like I don't black women.

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<v Speaker 1>When they say that, that's when I have an issue

1:09:31.000 --> 1:09:33.519
<v Speaker 1>and then they fund with other women wish to me, Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be insulting to other women as well, be

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<v Speaker 1>like oh yeah, because she's not black. I mean even

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<v Speaker 1>you have sorry athletes toasting with other athletes weird now

1:09:46.640 --> 1:09:48.840
<v Speaker 1>though we at first I thought that was like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, I thought they were joking. I thought

1:09:50.760 --> 1:09:52.560
<v Speaker 1>they were joking in the way we're like. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, I remember that white women

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<v Speaker 1>remember that sounds so like I was like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what would be worse if I watched the white

1:10:05.400 --> 1:10:07.160
<v Speaker 1>women at the table toast to it or the black

1:10:07.200 --> 1:10:08.479
<v Speaker 1>men at the table toast to it. It was so

1:10:08.640 --> 1:10:11.720
<v Speaker 1>bad the black the black men, black men, you mean

1:10:11.720 --> 1:10:14.439
<v Speaker 1>where the white woman. That's like, that's what was the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>And they're probably like not thinking that, they're just like

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<v Speaker 1>but these the black man saying that. I was like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you know better you over here, like like you're gonna

1:10:22.400 --> 1:10:23.680
<v Speaker 1>mean to tell me? And like what if one of

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<v Speaker 1>them had a baby mama before what a black woman?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, and had just a full

1:10:27.200 --> 1:10:30.160
<v Speaker 1>on brown like they have nieces and nephew and like

1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:32.400
<v Speaker 1>what you're saying about them even when it's not mixed,

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<v Speaker 1>Like even why just said something and Nipsy's um funeral

1:10:35.920 --> 1:10:38.599
<v Speaker 1>about something like, oh, we gotta protect our light skin

1:10:38.760 --> 1:10:41.400
<v Speaker 1>daughters brought up the light. When he stopped and said

1:10:41.479 --> 1:10:43.200
<v Speaker 1>light skin, I honestly thought bitches was going to come

1:10:43.200 --> 1:10:45.320
<v Speaker 1>out of his mouth, honestly, and it was just like

1:10:45.640 --> 1:10:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I was confused watching that moment. We got to protect

1:10:48.840 --> 1:10:55.840
<v Speaker 1>our light skin, Yeah right, black men need to have

1:10:56.080 --> 1:10:59.360
<v Speaker 1>black queens next to them, Like that was great, shout

1:10:59.400 --> 1:11:07.560
<v Speaker 1>out my goal. You're a black Queen Dan, you know

1:11:07.600 --> 1:11:10.679
<v Speaker 1>what it's like when people spell Michael Mike heel Oh yeah,

1:11:11.920 --> 1:11:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I know you have some stuff going on. So before

1:11:15.960 --> 1:11:17.760
<v Speaker 1>we get out of here, um, we may read a

1:11:17.800 --> 1:11:19.120
<v Speaker 1>home mail. I'm not sure if we'll have time. But

1:11:19.840 --> 1:11:22.400
<v Speaker 1>what do you have coming up? And where can our

1:11:22.439 --> 1:11:25.320
<v Speaker 1>listeners catch you? Because you're about to be on TV screens?

1:11:25.320 --> 1:11:29.719
<v Speaker 1>That ship, yo, that trailer is good. That's good. I'm glad.

1:11:29.760 --> 1:11:32.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad. When you're in it, you don't even realize.

1:11:32.640 --> 1:11:34.000
<v Speaker 1>And then I saw the trailer, I was like, damn,

1:11:34.040 --> 1:11:37.400
<v Speaker 1>we got a show like you gotta show going on here.

1:11:38.840 --> 1:11:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. So the trailer she's talking about is

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<v Speaker 1>um um a new show on BT called Games People

1:11:44.800 --> 1:11:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Play and it starts on April after Being Mary Jane

1:11:49.800 --> 1:11:52.160
<v Speaker 1>um series finale. So that's gonna be if for Being

1:11:52.200 --> 1:11:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Mary Jane is gonna be like a two hour movie.

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<v Speaker 1>They they gave you the time, yeah, and then we're

1:11:57.920 --> 1:12:00.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna fail in that time. I after that like it.

1:12:00.760 --> 1:12:02.080
<v Speaker 1>It would be like I think that day comes on

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<v Speaker 1>like a ten, yeah exactly, So that's the A and

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<v Speaker 1>um so to night plus the holes yeah and then

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<v Speaker 1>so also and then like I would like to say,

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<v Speaker 1>and UM, send all my love and light to Lauren London.

1:12:17.439 --> 1:12:20.519
<v Speaker 1>Though we were colleagues on this, UM, you know, hard

1:12:20.600 --> 1:12:22.680
<v Speaker 1>not to talk about her every week. Yeah, yeah, you

1:12:22.760 --> 1:12:25.360
<v Speaker 1>know it's um. You know, I think we all know

1:12:25.439 --> 1:12:27.880
<v Speaker 1>the reason why we um, you know, losing such an

1:12:27.920 --> 1:12:31.479
<v Speaker 1>example UM and somebody that was a progressive thinker and

1:12:32.200 --> 1:12:34.840
<v Speaker 1>uplifter of the culture. Um. We don't have too many

1:12:34.920 --> 1:12:38.439
<v Speaker 1>leaders like that, especially in what he does as a career. UM,

1:12:38.479 --> 1:12:41.040
<v Speaker 1>we don't get too many like that. Um per se

1:12:41.560 --> 1:12:44.800
<v Speaker 1>um so and he had um you know, and he

1:12:44.880 --> 1:12:47.439
<v Speaker 1>has a strong queen by side to doing her own

1:12:47.479 --> 1:12:50.120
<v Speaker 1>thing too. So I just you know, she's handling as

1:12:50.160 --> 1:12:52.680
<v Speaker 1>best as anybody could. And UM, just a lot of

1:12:52.760 --> 1:12:54.479
<v Speaker 1>love and just keep her in the prayers and send

1:12:54.520 --> 1:12:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of positivity and light. But yeah, it's umb.

1:12:57.160 --> 1:12:59.120
<v Speaker 1>And as far as the show's UM, we have a

1:12:59.160 --> 1:13:01.360
<v Speaker 1>good cast to Jack Long. You know, we got a

1:13:01.760 --> 1:13:03.840
<v Speaker 1>new new esquire in the show. Like a lot of

1:13:03.880 --> 1:13:07.320
<v Speaker 1>people like from TL when we were when I had

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<v Speaker 1>when we were do stories, people are like, y'all make

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<v Speaker 1>a t on two So yeah, what's your role? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you play? So man's gonna love this I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a I'm a professional basketball player. So two mans, Mandy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be your favorite It's gonna be your favorite show.

1:13:22.720 --> 1:13:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm gonna get on you about your jump shots,

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<v Speaker 1>your layups, your freak. I'm glad you say that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you said that. First of all, can I say

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<v Speaker 1>this when we do our basketball scenes, I told him,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, don't you dare edit me shooting and

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<v Speaker 1>then going into the hoop get a wide. Ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get me shooting the shot making. And they did it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did, so you see me, you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>it takes. I was about to say how many takes

1:13:47.720 --> 1:13:50.840
<v Speaker 1>three in a row, and they all went in. There

1:13:50.920 --> 1:13:53.479
<v Speaker 1>was one time where I was like, I was tired

1:13:53.479 --> 1:13:57.519
<v Speaker 1>because we're going back and back and back and forth. Dude,

1:13:57.520 --> 1:13:59.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about the basketball, but it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>basically you're a wife a sideline home when somebody dies.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's just what I mean. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we dive into the high life of you know,

1:14:06.600 --> 1:14:09.040
<v Speaker 1>in in in Hollywood and stuff, well in the in

1:14:09.120 --> 1:14:11.240
<v Speaker 1>the in the sports world. Um, and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>journalist like she's she hasn't. She's naturally an investigative journalist,

1:14:15.200 --> 1:14:17.800
<v Speaker 1>but she has to settle for a job like let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say it's kind of like a like close to

1:14:19.880 --> 1:14:21.519
<v Speaker 1>a shade room type of job. That's what I did.

1:14:21.560 --> 1:14:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I was a blogger and in the show No, so

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<v Speaker 1>this So that's car Karen Oberlin, um wonderful actress. She

1:14:28.080 --> 1:14:31.040
<v Speaker 1>plays Lauren London's best friend on the show. And but

1:14:31.160 --> 1:14:34.000
<v Speaker 1>she has that career, and so we tap into that.

1:14:34.040 --> 1:14:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys know who Kendle is.

1:14:35.479 --> 1:14:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Kendall Kendall. He's on UM best friend, Yeah, best friend, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like her assistant on there. He's very funny on THEIRS.

1:14:45.800 --> 1:14:47.599
<v Speaker 1>So you were not going to call you Joe anymore?

1:14:47.640 --> 1:14:53.519
<v Speaker 1>What's your new name? Marcus King? That? They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the black name? And I spell it the same

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<v Speaker 1>way my big brother spells his name. I had him

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Nah, No, I'm talking about Mark s m

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<v Speaker 1>A r q U E s that' saw my big

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<v Speaker 1>brother spells. It ain't that Marquis say it all right

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<v Speaker 1>before we get out, I do want to do this homemail.

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<v Speaker 1>We have our other guests. Absolutely, this is from I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say his name. It's a little long, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm

1:15:25.600 --> 1:15:27.519
<v Speaker 1>a guy, so sometimes y'all lose me, but I try

1:15:27.520 --> 1:15:29.880
<v Speaker 1>to get every topic a chance. I bug Wheezy on

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<v Speaker 1>High G Live and I wish I could in person

1:15:32.000 --> 1:15:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and Mandy I used to talk basketball shoot on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I found the show. The emails fake, so

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<v Speaker 1>no need to keep this anonymous. I'm not here to

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<v Speaker 1>brag or get justification. My friends don't care to hear

1:15:42.360 --> 1:15:44.120
<v Speaker 1>because they know I love my wife and they've been

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<v Speaker 1>in on the receiving end of their relationships. Feel free

1:15:47.120 --> 1:15:51.120
<v Speaker 1>to edit this story whatever. This is one we don't read.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Okay, I've been with my my wife. Stop

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<v Speaker 1>making me hervit. Okay. I've been with my wife since college,

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<v Speaker 1>over ten years. We have a beautiful toddler. We both

1:16:02.400 --> 1:16:04.599
<v Speaker 1>got around prior to our relationship, and in the beginning

1:16:04.680 --> 1:16:06.479
<v Speaker 1>no problems. We could run a thirty six pack of

1:16:06.520 --> 1:16:09.439
<v Speaker 1>condos in a week. Things got stale after different different reasons.

1:16:09.520 --> 1:16:12.080
<v Speaker 1>This isn't therapy, but we kept things together. I began

1:16:12.120 --> 1:16:14.439
<v Speaker 1>flirting with other women and getting numbers. I wasn't calling

1:16:15.640 --> 1:16:18.200
<v Speaker 1>he's still He's like, this one still got it? I

1:16:18.280 --> 1:16:19.680
<v Speaker 1>know right. I was like, why are you edited it?

1:16:20.080 --> 1:16:22.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm not one to shop where I but every woman

1:16:22.520 --> 1:16:25.479
<v Speaker 1>I've slept with, they've stuck stuck it out with me prior.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to explain, but I've seen this woman from

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<v Speaker 1>my balcony and she had the same energy or whatever

1:16:31.360 --> 1:16:33.599
<v Speaker 1>that I get when it's someone I'm about to fuck.

1:16:33.760 --> 1:16:36.320
<v Speaker 1>She lives in my building. Let's just say a Columbian

1:16:36.439 --> 1:16:41.200
<v Speaker 1>since Santana, with a plump ass and lips. We were

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<v Speaker 1>only together in the mail room in the elevator, but

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell she was doped just by the convo.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so happens, we run into each other again the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning, and this time I had to ask, and

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<v Speaker 1>as I did, I noticed her ring. When I was

1:16:52.720 --> 1:16:55.200
<v Speaker 1>attempting to say sorry, she asked, do you want my number?

1:16:55.280 --> 1:16:57.479
<v Speaker 1>Or what got the number? We both knew we were

1:16:57.520 --> 1:16:59.200
<v Speaker 1>married and laid down the rules early, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>only sex. We had a great stairwell make out. We

1:17:01.800 --> 1:17:04.640
<v Speaker 1>would both come a few times just from kissing and

1:17:04.800 --> 1:17:08.160
<v Speaker 1>sex everywhere, including her apartment where her husband left for work,

1:17:08.240 --> 1:17:11.200
<v Speaker 1>and her two year old in the next room. Before

1:17:11.240 --> 1:17:12.880
<v Speaker 1>we rushed to work. That's why I read the whole thing.

1:17:13.240 --> 1:17:14.880
<v Speaker 1>We met up in hotels and when I was supposed

1:17:14.880 --> 1:17:17.240
<v Speaker 1>to be playing ball, it was fired. It would also

1:17:17.400 --> 1:17:19.720
<v Speaker 1>put the flame back into my own bedroom. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she knew or she could sense it, but

1:17:21.400 --> 1:17:23.880
<v Speaker 1>it's she stepped up her game. Me and my wife

1:17:23.920 --> 1:17:26.240
<v Speaker 1>hadn't fun like that since college or our early days

1:17:26.280 --> 1:17:29.559
<v Speaker 1>living together. We're doing great. I'm getting double dass. Everyone's happy.

1:17:29.960 --> 1:17:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Life ended up so good. My wife got a promotion

1:17:32.160 --> 1:17:35.120
<v Speaker 1>and we moved four hours away. She was willing to

1:17:35.160 --> 1:17:40.000
<v Speaker 1>find ways to meet up, but living here I stopped answering.

1:17:40.640 --> 1:17:42.639
<v Speaker 1>Things were good at home, but we slowly felt back

1:17:42.680 --> 1:17:45.240
<v Speaker 1>into the stale sex and lack of the pattern. I've

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<v Speaker 1>turned down my share of women since we moved here,

1:17:48.040 --> 1:17:50.519
<v Speaker 1>but urges as strong. I don't know what changed while

1:17:50.520 --> 1:17:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I was sleeping with her in my relationship, and my

1:17:52.880 --> 1:17:54.800
<v Speaker 1>wife is content with our own life, but I needed

1:17:54.840 --> 1:17:56.960
<v Speaker 1>back and I'm done for now. Thanks for reading my

1:17:57.000 --> 1:17:59.400
<v Speaker 1>whole mail. I got a lot more home of my years,

1:17:59.439 --> 1:18:01.280
<v Speaker 1>but that's my since I'm just sharing a little piece.

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<v Speaker 1>So you bet if that first of all, if that's

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<v Speaker 1>even real, because it was very Zane Sex Chronicle. It

1:18:11.120 --> 1:18:13.439
<v Speaker 1>was very like, it's very believable to me. I thought

1:18:13.479 --> 1:18:15.559
<v Speaker 1>it was believable to make a fake email. I believe

1:18:15.560 --> 1:18:18.040
<v Speaker 1>it because you really are ashamed, and there is a

1:18:18.280 --> 1:18:20.280
<v Speaker 1>you can send you an email from an anonymous count

1:18:20.320 --> 1:18:22.240
<v Speaker 1>watch next week and it's gonna be completely faking. You're

1:18:22.280 --> 1:18:24.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna buy a watch. I could do that easily. First off. Now,

1:18:24.960 --> 1:18:26.880
<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna do nothing else. We got mad home mates.

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<v Speaker 1>We ain't gonna say no new ship. We do. But

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<v Speaker 1>there is a dude who was like, I got a question,

1:18:35.080 --> 1:18:38.240
<v Speaker 1>I got a question passed and I guess he couldn't

1:18:38.240 --> 1:18:40.760
<v Speaker 1>say it in his name. Was that a confession or

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<v Speaker 1>just want he's ignoring the girl he's That's what the

1:18:46.400 --> 1:18:48.800
<v Speaker 1>basic case is. We don't need to find a new

1:18:48.880 --> 1:18:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Mary home to honestly, though, honestly, I woul do you

1:18:52.920 --> 1:18:54.400
<v Speaker 1>think he should cheat on his wife to get back

1:18:54.439 --> 1:18:59.680
<v Speaker 1>he's been cheating on her, keep cheating, or to take

1:18:59.760 --> 1:19:01.960
<v Speaker 1>your you know, you know, you know what us done.

1:19:02.080 --> 1:19:03.920
<v Speaker 1>The darkness comes to light. I'm just gonna say that

1:19:04.200 --> 1:19:06.360
<v Speaker 1>four hours away, is it really? I mean, they can't

1:19:06.400 --> 1:19:09.280
<v Speaker 1>some men are sloppy. His phone gonna be around this

1:19:09.400 --> 1:19:11.599
<v Speaker 1>credit card bill gonna come to the crib like hotel

1:19:11.640 --> 1:19:15.160
<v Speaker 1>in Memphis. If his wife was stepping it up unknowingly,

1:19:15.400 --> 1:19:17.599
<v Speaker 1>she might maybe she had, Maybe she had a side

1:19:17.680 --> 1:19:20.160
<v Speaker 1>nigger working hard out and teach her herd some new

1:19:20.240 --> 1:19:23.400
<v Speaker 1>tricks too, and then they just came together. Yeah, that's

1:19:23.439 --> 1:19:25.439
<v Speaker 1>probably what happened. If she was stepping it up, she

1:19:25.600 --> 1:19:27.560
<v Speaker 1>was probably learning new tricks from a new nick. My

1:19:27.680 --> 1:19:29.960
<v Speaker 1>main question is or maybe he was showing more passion.

1:19:30.000 --> 1:19:32.479
<v Speaker 1>He didn't even realize that. That's true. If you listen

1:19:32.520 --> 1:19:35.080
<v Speaker 1>to this show like you say you do, you already

1:19:35.120 --> 1:19:38.000
<v Speaker 1>know they were all about openness and honesty and communication.

1:19:38.080 --> 1:19:40.200
<v Speaker 1>We talked about that, and I'm assuming that you know

1:19:40.280 --> 1:19:43.800
<v Speaker 1>we would give the advice of having an open relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I find even more interesting is I think

1:19:46.960 --> 1:19:48.720
<v Speaker 1>that you know that we would offer that, but I

1:19:48.800 --> 1:19:51.519
<v Speaker 1>think that an open relationship wouldn't even turn you on

1:19:51.640 --> 1:19:54.000
<v Speaker 1>as much because I think you like lying. I think

1:19:54.000 --> 1:19:56.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of guys are turned on by sneaking around

1:19:56.560 --> 1:20:01.240
<v Speaker 1>and the I don't know, I never thought of that.

1:20:01.360 --> 1:20:04.479
<v Speaker 1>That makes a lot of sense experts. Yeah, I don't

1:20:04.479 --> 1:20:06.160
<v Speaker 1>think he excited if his wife was like, you guys

1:20:06.200 --> 1:20:08.519
<v Speaker 1>are good at what you do think. I know that's

1:20:08.520 --> 1:20:10.839
<v Speaker 1>what you know what we hold on the frontline, civilian

1:20:10.880 --> 1:20:14.960
<v Speaker 1>selets here and I'm proud of that. What happened are

1:20:15.000 --> 1:20:18.120
<v Speaker 1>those teachers ship went on the front line? Not need

1:20:18.200 --> 1:20:22.960
<v Speaker 1>to because I need the coin dog for the trade

1:20:22.960 --> 1:20:26.640
<v Speaker 1>partner sence you out here to talk. You got you

1:20:26.720 --> 1:20:29.640
<v Speaker 1>got the coin. Anyways, we want to thank you for

1:20:29.760 --> 1:20:32.640
<v Speaker 1>coming on horrible decisions. Yet again. You want to let

1:20:32.720 --> 1:20:35.160
<v Speaker 1>our listeners know where they can find you. Know what

1:20:35.280 --> 1:20:39.479
<v Speaker 1>you alway asked to find Nikola. Look at my name

1:20:39.520 --> 1:20:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and Ron j R. O N E j A E

1:20:43.200 --> 1:20:45.519
<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and Twitter. That's all off. For the first

1:20:45.520 --> 1:20:46.720
<v Speaker 1>time we had you on the show, there was like

1:20:46.720 --> 1:20:48.560
<v Speaker 1>a hundred comments of questions to ask you, and this

1:20:48.680 --> 1:20:49.960
<v Speaker 1>time they were just like I want to sit on

1:20:50.040 --> 1:20:52.479
<v Speaker 1>his face. That's pretty much they slide in there with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, first why is why is that the top

1:20:56.560 --> 1:21:01.760
<v Speaker 1>request from women like that? But my thing is, I

1:21:01.840 --> 1:21:04.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like even women I don't really do that just

1:21:04.200 --> 1:21:08.760
<v Speaker 1>say that because a thing like talk, I want to

1:21:08.760 --> 1:21:10.200
<v Speaker 1>sit on your face. You know, I was about to say,

1:21:13.320 --> 1:21:16.320
<v Speaker 1>you do give me like a vibe. I just want

1:21:16.360 --> 1:21:18.519
<v Speaker 1>to shut you up. That's what it is. Just shut

1:21:18.600 --> 1:21:24.439
<v Speaker 1>your ass something nigger let hious. Also, um, y'all, I

1:21:24.479 --> 1:21:27.160
<v Speaker 1>want to come to your live show. So if you're

1:21:27.160 --> 1:21:29.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna be in Miami, that's gonna be in the Miami

1:21:29.200 --> 1:21:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Live show. And I think l A live because we

1:21:33.240 --> 1:21:37.280
<v Speaker 1>gotta drop this because your show. So that's right, Shoan

1:21:37.360 --> 1:21:39.839
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be on his doing his little housting. Nothing

1:21:40.040 --> 1:21:44.160
<v Speaker 1>not me happened. As you guys know. Um, we want

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<v Speaker 1>Because it is eighteen plus because you drop a little

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1:22:22.200 --> 1:22:25.160
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<v Speaker 1>you guys with a five minute clip at the end

1:22:29.520 --> 1:22:32.280
<v Speaker 1>of the show. And once again this has been got

1:22:32.320 --> 1:22:42.400
<v Speaker 1>another episode of horrible decisions by No. I think it's um,

1:22:42.880 --> 1:22:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think it's I don't know. I think

1:22:45.120 --> 1:22:48.880
<v Speaker 1>it's actually sexy to get unsolicited videos from people that

1:22:49.000 --> 1:22:53.519
<v Speaker 1>you know and want to see their dick. So you

1:22:53.640 --> 1:22:56.320
<v Speaker 1>like getting the dick pics in your d MS? Only

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<v Speaker 1>one like, No, That's what I'm saying. I have to you.

1:23:00.840 --> 1:23:03.080
<v Speaker 1>So are you do you masturbate? I guess I want

1:23:03.080 --> 1:23:06.160
<v Speaker 1>to ask you this. Do you masturbate to jack off

1:23:06.320 --> 1:23:09.960
<v Speaker 1>videos or content that comes about we're talking about that. Oh,

1:23:10.040 --> 1:23:13.559
<v Speaker 1>now you want to follow an outline because I really

1:23:13.600 --> 1:23:15.519
<v Speaker 1>want to get into those. So now I'm trying to

1:23:15.600 --> 1:23:21.639
<v Speaker 1>free flow talk and now you gotta outline a bro, Mandy,

1:23:21.680 --> 1:23:24.680
<v Speaker 1>please on interrupt me. Thank you. I want to talk

1:23:24.680 --> 1:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>about the Vanilla ship from DC because it was so

1:23:26.920 --> 1:23:32.040
<v Speaker 1>on point. Oh okay, So in the at the DC

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<v Speaker 1>Live show. Sorry if you have to hear this again,

1:23:34.360 --> 1:23:37.640
<v Speaker 1>but I found this article about a sexologist that went

1:23:37.720 --> 1:23:39.639
<v Speaker 1>on like the Today Show or Good Morning America or whatever,

1:23:40.560 --> 1:23:44.960
<v Speaker 1>and she basically wants children as young as eight years old,

1:23:45.120 --> 1:23:48.599
<v Speaker 1>eight to thirteen to be taught how to masturbate. Um,

1:23:49.120 --> 1:23:51.800
<v Speaker 1>not necessarily like showing them how to do it, but

1:23:52.000 --> 1:23:53.760
<v Speaker 1>just saying anybody had to teach me. I knew what

1:23:53.880 --> 1:23:56.920
<v Speaker 1>feels good to be, right, but basically say, if you

1:23:57.120 --> 1:24:00.040
<v Speaker 1>explore your body, then you know it may feel to

1:24:00.080 --> 1:24:02.519
<v Speaker 1>be Are we are or just explaining it? Yeah? Um.

1:24:02.600 --> 1:24:05.040
<v Speaker 1>And then in the live show, each show had like

1:24:05.080 --> 1:24:07.719
<v Speaker 1>two people in it, right, so I had I asked

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<v Speaker 1>if you masturmated, if you had your first masturbation as

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<v Speaker 1>an adult, raise your hand. Only two people, um. So

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<v Speaker 1>basically everybody explored their bodies as young And she had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of feedback on Twitter that was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is great to teach kids about their bodies. They should

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<v Speaker 1>explore themselves. Agree. Other people said let kids be kids.

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<v Speaker 1>But something I found very interesting and she said she

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<v Speaker 1>feels like when kids are interested in getting to know

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<v Speaker 1>a body, they look up porn or Google search naked

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<v Speaker 1>people or something like that, and it's the image that's

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily how their body will look. And so she

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<v Speaker 1>feels like people may be disgusted at their genitalia because

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<v Speaker 1>they've seen something else. Okay, And I think it's crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to just thinking of the day and age that we

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<v Speaker 1>are now, like which I didn't have a phone until

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<v Speaker 1>eighth ninth grade, so like I literally out off by

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<v Speaker 1>sneaking to watch Bliss, which came on TV. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking TV porn. You never really saw the body

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<v Speaker 1>park and shows also uncut and watching real sex and

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<v Speaker 1>Talk Sex with Stu Joe Hanson. Just hearing her talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it like aroused me what I did years is.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought it was cool to watch her talk

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<v Speaker 1>about like and people were calling in asking her questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I love talk sex with Hanson. Bit I loved her.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was odd that she was talking about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, go ahead, which badass. I would

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<v Speaker 1>not watch Grandma I turned me on. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was interesting. She didn't make my pussy web, Bliss made

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<v Speaker 1>my pussy webbon. She came on right after Bliss. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what Bliss is. It was kind of like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it came on what oxygen. I don't think was out

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<v Speaker 1>back then, Bravo. Maybe it was literally like short stories

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes each week. It was a different story, but

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<v Speaker 1>by the end they got into a real hot and

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<v Speaker 1>steamy scene and it was like the most that you

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<v Speaker 1>could see on TV. And it's the only way I

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<v Speaker 1>could watch porn was when I spent the night over

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<v Speaker 1>my homegirl house. She had an older brother in high

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<v Speaker 1>school and he had a computer in his room. This

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<v Speaker 1>is when we had desktops. Bitch, before like people in

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<v Speaker 1>the room. No, I didn't masturbate, but that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>would like, I would just watch porn. Used to hunch

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<v Speaker 1>my friends. We would go through her uncle. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hold you, bitch. I hunched my friends. I hunched

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<v Speaker 1>my daddy. Um used to date. My daddy had mad

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriends growing up, so if they had kids, we would

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<v Speaker 1>play house and we would hunt in the closet. I

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<v Speaker 1>would hunch my teddy bears. I dry hunt mad niggl on.

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<v Speaker 1>We would play house. How were you hunting boys or girls? Both?

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<v Speaker 1>I hunched my best friend and her daddy almost walked

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<v Speaker 1>in on us when I when I was hunch of

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend we would play teacher students,