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Speaker 1: I tell you what, I love to do a good podcast.

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Speaker 2: But when I'm flipping through the channels and I've seen

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Speaker 2: about five different games on that we could be betting on.

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Speaker 3: What the hell was that? What was that? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Blew my ears out?

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Speaker 3: Bro, I just about lost my money maker good star

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Speaker 3: toar Friday. Bro, that's like a prostitute popping her tit

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Speaker 3: or breast implant. Oh yeah, I just lost how I

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Speaker 3: made money, dude. There was a girl on the Challenge

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Speaker 3: one year, I think her name was Chavn and she

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Speaker 3: did something and she fell into the water and it

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Speaker 3: busted her boom implant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a certain amount, only a certain amount of

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Speaker 2: pressure they can take before they bust.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea, but she boomed and she had

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Speaker 3: to go in the ambulance to the hospital. In it

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Speaker 3: she busts her boobamplant. She was no longer able to

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Speaker 3: continue in the game. Dude.

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Speaker 2: I know a person who U the boobs can flip

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Speaker 2: inside out really yeah, the implant, And.

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Speaker 3: So she had like, what do you mean inside out?

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Speaker 2: So the boob implant? You know a boob, how a

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Speaker 2: boob looks it can flip that really inside of it?

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Speaker 2: So it can be a different ship. So she had

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Speaker 2: to go into the surgeon and he just like kind

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Speaker 2: of I heard that he put her it was like

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Speaker 2: in a weird position, cranked it out and flipped the

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Speaker 2: boob back, so that I mean, there's only a certain

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Speaker 3: A plastic surgeon can be like a chiropractor and flip

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Speaker 3: it back and put it back into alignment. So when

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Speaker 3: I was playing with fake boobs back in the day

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Speaker 3: on Certain Chicks, Crystal Joe shout out, Uh, you're telling

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Speaker 3: me I could have messed up the formation of them.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a force. It's it's not really you

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Speaker 2: just not to get too grapha you being in there.

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Speaker 2: It's more than that. It's ah, they're working out.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a well I see saying. So it

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Speaker 3: would almost so it's not like when you were giving

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Speaker 3: them a massage. It's more like if you're just like

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Speaker 3: a boom when she hit the water.

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Speaker 1: And hit the water, stuff like that. Got it?

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Speaker 3: Hey, we gotta git ways and times on boobs Dude,

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Speaker 3: MESSI was in town last night. Start the show. I

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Speaker 3: am ready to rock.

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Speaker 1: Are we getna cook on a bet? No?

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Speaker 3: No, this is the women's tournament. Oh yeah, Ohio State,

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Speaker 3: you gotta bet them. I mean, they're definitely gonna cover

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Speaker 3: because they're the number one seed and Maryland's the eighth seed.

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Speaker 3: I think women's teams they cover no matter what. Like

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Speaker 3: it's can you bet women's basketball?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but it's confusing the only way you know it's

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Speaker 2: women's because women's goes four quarters and guys goes two halves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which is so stupid. I want to know why

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Speaker 3: the guys don't go to four quarters. It's just so annoying.

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Speaker 2: And this reminds me of my house with the close

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Speaker 2: captioning on, and half the time it blocks the basket.

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Speaker 2: So then I have to say, hey, bebe, how do

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Speaker 2: you turn off the close captioning? I can't see when

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Speaker 2: I'm betting if a team makes a basket.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh here's college basketball women. I've never seen that before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, great, thanks.

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you want to bet live right now, the

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Speaker 3: Ohio State women are minus fifteen and a half, they'll

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Speaker 3: cover that easy.

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Speaker 1: No, it'll take away from your stories.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not gonna do it, because dude, MESSI was

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Speaker 3: in town last night and let me tell you, I

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Speaker 3: went That's all you need to know. Starts a freaking show.

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Speaker 1: We knew you were gonna go.

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Speaker 3: No, you didn't know he was up in the air.

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Speaker 3: Was I gonna go? It's late on a Thursday. Kickoff

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Speaker 2: Whoa, but just missed the camera angle. They're doing it

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Speaker 2: now fly by court with a freaking drone bro.

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Speaker 3: They did not have that last night. I didn't need

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Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold? Are you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Hump and dump. No You're not.

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Speaker 2: You are gonna be consistent and loving to Abby. What

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Speaker 2: do you guys got playing this weekend Broadway?

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Speaker 1: Damn boobs?

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Speaker 2: Arnold, be respectful, have fun with her, take her to dinner,

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Speaker 2: whining dicker, I mean diner.

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Speaker 1: Let's start the show. Okay, we oh the one, two, three?

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Speaker 1: So losers?

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Speaker 3: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 3: about sports, so I'll give you the sports my sports opinions,

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Speaker 3: because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: Y'all.

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Speaker 2: It says that I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Actually, actually kids say that. Actually, yeah, I went to

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Speaker 2: work today. Actually yeah I did. Hey, the Boston Celtics

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Speaker 2: are the best team in the NBA. Actually Boomer says

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Speaker 2: it all the time. Uh, north side Nashville. I have

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Speaker 2: listen to every podcast there is, if it's out there,

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Speaker 2: I've heard it, typically the women's ones. I don't like

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Speaker 2: listening to dudes, Okay, I like listening to opposite.

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Speaker 1: Of what I hear.

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Speaker 3: Your voice, my voice understand. I think that's the reason.

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Speaker 3: Totally understandable. Yeah, over to you, man, dude. Last night

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Speaker 3: was a huge night. Miami was in town, which means

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Speaker 3: MESSI and his boys we're coming to Geodis Park. So

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Speaker 3: take on Nashville, Essie, and boy, did I have my tickets?

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Speaker 1: Good plug?

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Speaker 3: I didn't. Hey, no, there was no plug.

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Speaker 1: The stadium sponsor Ray brought to you by PEPSI Ray.

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Speaker 3: I am just telling you about the backdrop. I'm setting

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Speaker 3: you up for an epic night. And I even had

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Speaker 2: I have something else that happened there you didn't know.

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Speaker 2: So that's my teas to Trump. Your tea's go.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's interesting. Trump was there?

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Speaker 1: No, do better than your dude? My headphones keep going out?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I can hear you. I thought you were saying Trump

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Speaker 3: like you were dropping a hint that Trump was there

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Speaker 2: Oh my dude, this thing's left up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I can't get it hear myself.

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Speaker 3: Can you hear yourself?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: No, it's do you need new headphones? I mean, we

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Speaker 3: Do you need to plug in over here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Ray, I know how to plug a headphone in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm back.

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Speaker 3: All right, you're back.

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Speaker 1: So I was scary. I thought my ears went out.

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Speaker 3: I have season tickets, right, turn it down? You turned

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Speaker 3: down up there, bro Bross yeah, check check check you No.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: That's me. He turned me off. That's good, right there,

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Speaker 3: turn out. I'll go back to mine a little bit,

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Speaker 3: little bit there, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're back.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, so we got the tickets. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm opting in. It's a Champions Cup, something tournament,

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Speaker 3: don't really know what it is. It's the round of sixteen.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna play here at Giotis. Then we're gonna go

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Speaker 3: down to Miami. But Messi and the boys we're in Nashville,

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Speaker 3: And my question is, I'm driving around yesterday and I

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Speaker 2: Better than I have been drinking? Probably a hotel. You're

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Speaker 2: talking Grand Hyatt, great Plug, Oh.

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Speaker 3: It could be Grand High. But then I'm like, does

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Speaker 3: She goes, There's no way because the MLS doesn't have

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Speaker 1: You have a four seasons.

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Speaker 3: Uh, your old house is a four season. For god, dude,

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Speaker 2: Gosh, dude, I'm telling you I put a block when

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Speaker 2: they took us down with a bulldozer. I said, come, said,

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Speaker 3: So I started thinking about where do Messi and them stay?

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Speaker 3: She goes, I bet you Messi stays at the Four

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, no way, Messi stays apart from his teammates.

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Speaker 3: I may be completely wrong.

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Speaker 1: Ask Dax.

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Speaker 3: I could ask him, but.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't talk to me anymore. Ray, because I accidentally texted.

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Speaker 3: No I texted him the other day when the seasons

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Speaker 3: don't take it easy on those replacement refs. Oh cringe,

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Speaker 3: And he was like, did we get a response? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he said, never coming on your podcast again. You guys

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Speaker 1: You can't talk back to the refs.

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Speaker 3: They do all the time. But anyway, so we never

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Speaker 3: get into a conclusion where Messi and the boys are staying.

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Speaker 2: A place called Placemaker. They're all over town. They're like

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Speaker 2: Aaron B and B's. You could really get away with

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Speaker 2: always lead to the commoners. It doesn't matter if you're

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Speaker 3: Interesting, Yeah, I don't know. They're not staying at the

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Speaker 3: day's end. We know that when they're not staying at

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Speaker 3: the red roof in We got that part.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think I stayed there for the convention?

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Speaker 3: Good point? Keeps out the losers, right, We were going

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Speaker 1: They ended up in our room.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, continue who did Baser took back? They're really talculated.

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Speaker 3: Laurie went to our place. That's right. She missed the

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Speaker 3: party bus because Sam.

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Speaker 1: What happened to security?

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Speaker 3: Sam and his nasty cowboy gear missed the party bus

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Speaker 3: because he was out looking for Lourie, even though Laurie

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Speaker 3: was fine. She was partying with Bay got it. But

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Speaker 3: that has nothing to do with MESSI. Let me talk

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Speaker 3: about MESSI. So we head up that family and we're like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you guys want to go to dinner beforehand? And they're like, uh, absolutely,

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Speaker 3: what time is your babysit getting there? And we said

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Speaker 3: he gets off work at five point fifteen. He said

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Speaker 3: he could be here by five thirty. They said, great,

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Speaker 3: we'll be ready to go. We were picking them up.

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Speaker 3: So what did you say? We said, let's eat it.

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Speaker 3: See what did you say, I'm gonna pull up. I'm

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Speaker 3: They get in the car and we immediately play let's go.

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Speaker 3: I will never give up on you, the Nashville freaking anthem,

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Speaker 3: It felt like a nude So where's there's people all

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Speaker 3: No, no, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, where's that white get it?

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Speaker 1: No, no, honey, take a picture of all of us, dude.

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Speaker 3: So we we we it's time to roll the stadium.

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Speaker 3: We park, we walk, and there's just tons of people

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Speaker 3: flooding into Giodis. I was thinking it wasn't gonna be

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Speaker 1: Impoverished area around there. There's a little bit of slums.

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Speaker 3: A little bit, yeah, a little bit, but everybody's excited,

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Speaker 1: Oh, International Women's Day that's today. This was celebrated on

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Speaker 1: The Big Show Women. Yeah, it's all about it, man.

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Speaker 3: So we get in there. Just in time to see

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Speaker 3: see him run off. Great. Cool, here we go. They

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Speaker 3: walk out and everybody's going crazy. It is a very

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Speaker 1: See Massy mass see mass.

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Speaker 3: Which I'm super annoyed by, and I'm super annoyed by

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Speaker 3: the people in Nashville sc gear chanting Messy.

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Speaker 1: You had the same take last game. We can just

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Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't. I didn't have day. I said, if

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Speaker 3: don't cheer for Messi. You don't want Messi. You want

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Speaker 3: don't chant his name and celebrate him. You're here to

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Speaker 3: support your team. You want your team to win. Yeah, fine, whatever,

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Speaker 3: no big deal. We get down to our seats, dude,

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Speaker 3: and we are right there. We're ready. They come out

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Speaker 3: for some reason, they don't even do the national anthem,

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Speaker 3: new thing, new thing, Ready to take it in here

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Speaker 3: very weird, but they just start to get at all,

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Speaker 3: not at all?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Are we still in America?

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Speaker 3: Not sure what was going on. I don't know if

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Speaker 3: it's rules about Champions Cup, you don't. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I missed the national anthem, so I did it?

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Speaker 3: Ray No, say, okay, we started off and they are dominating,

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Speaker 1: Who's we?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Miami, Oh, I said they. I said,

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Speaker 3: we are getting dominated.

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Speaker 1: Ray Oh, okay, sorry, MESSI and.

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Speaker 3: The boys are just pounding our goal haven r n.

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Speaker 3: He crosses it out to Shackmore, who's making a run

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Speaker 3: down the line. Shackmore takes it inside, crosses it to Schaffelberg.

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Speaker 3: Shaffelberg rips it go twelve minutes, four minutes, forty five

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Speaker 3: seconds in Nashville, sc one, Miami, nothing, take that messy,

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Speaker 3: sit your ass down.

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Speaker 1: Did you say the same stuff live?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm like, yeah, I worry you all? What I

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Speaker 3: everybody except for the three people right in front of us.

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Speaker 3: And one looks like Danny DeVito, one looks like George Lopez. Uh,

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Speaker 3: I need chicks, and the other guy is fat Joe

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Speaker 3: before he lost weight, kanky. He probably took up two seats.

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Speaker 1: Ray, Hello, guys, excuse me.

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Speaker 3: So my thing is, do you tap this guy on

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Speaker 1: You need to defend your honor. You were with women

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Speaker 3: And say, hey, man, do you mind sitting down? Because

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Speaker 3: if you sat down, you couldn't see over him, and

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Speaker 3: you definitely couldn't see around him. Seat and a half. Right.

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Speaker 1: We had the same debate with brother about that guy

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Speaker 3: But here's my thing. The guy behind me is young

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Speaker 3: to day see the day. I mean sit down and Spanish.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, what does that mean?

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Speaker 3: But the guy was Hispanic that was standing up, so

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Speaker 3: he just assumes he knows Spanish. A little bit racist

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Speaker 3: in my opinion, yeah, because not all Hispanics know Spanish.

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Speaker 1: The word was si today isn't that sleep?

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Speaker 3: No, that's I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, it was sobar ruth.

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Speaker 3: He keeps yelling it. The guy's not sitting there.

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Speaker 1: At anybody say, Mama, Mael Lapitch.

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Speaker 3: Don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: It's costa Rican slaying for you, got it.

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Speaker 3: So the guy goes, hey, man, if you want me

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Speaker 3: to tap him on the shoulder, I will. The guy's

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Speaker 1: Yes, would you please do that?

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Speaker 3: I'm terrified and I might No, man, whatever, it's good,

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Speaker 3: I don't mind standing. He goes, I can't really see,

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Speaker 3: And I was like, what's up to you? If you

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Speaker 3: it back to Messi and Messy rips it misses by

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Speaker 3: about a foot. Oh my god, it was I mean

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Speaker 3: the way he bent it, I mean he.

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Speaker 1: Bent it like be like Beckham, is that your goal

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Speaker 3: My god, right next to us.

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Speaker 1: Because I did my research a year ago, I was

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Speaker 1: gonna be at the goal where he scored the goal. Yes,

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Speaker 1: if that makes sense to you guys in your cars, it.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't, but okay, anyway, so Messy, I mean it is

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Speaker 3: Walker Zimmerman is trying to defend him, and Messi goes

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Speaker 3: I mean buckled at the knees fell down. I mean

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Speaker 3: MESSI used him and abused him like he was a

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Speaker 3: cone zan Green Hill's mallpitch and no I saw him

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Speaker 3: at it was called Zoey's. It was a Mediterranean place,

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Speaker 3: but it's no longer in business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a Mediterranean defense.

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Speaker 3: And so he's one on one with the keeper and

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Speaker 3: he tries to flick it. The goalie blocks it with

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Speaker 3: his shoulder. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Just like ups.

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Speaker 3: Crowd goes, just like ups on my team, I mean,

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Speaker 3: crowd goes freaking bananas. Don't worry. Guy in front of

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Speaker 3: me still standing up.

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Speaker 1: But at this point you're wanting to stand up.

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Speaker 3: I'm just standing up. I don't mind it. Here's the thing, though,

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Speaker 3: second of.

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Speaker 1: The in the bottom of his glass.

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Speaker 3: Nope, right, it wasn't even drinking, right.

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Speaker 1: He can tell you the bottom of the bottle.

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Speaker 3: Name right. Let me show you what this guy did

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Speaker 3: the whole game. He just took video of the entire game.

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Speaker 1: But also from your vantage plan. I think you can

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Speaker 3: Why I am standing up, But what I'm saying is

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Speaker 3: the ball's right there and he is like filming it.

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Speaker 3: He even when it would go to the other side

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Speaker 3: of the field, far corner. He was filming the entire game.

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Speaker 1: You know why, YouTuber Maybe he's smarter than us. We

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Speaker 3: I was laughing so hard because Messi is right there

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Speaker 3: and he is looking at him on his phone.

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Speaker 1: And he knows the business. He was filming Hamburger, not

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Speaker 1: hot Dog.

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Speaker 3: You're right. He even went live at one point.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, he's got a bigger podcast than us. We

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Speaker 1: had to go live.

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Speaker 3: One person that joined his life what literally it said,

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you watched our Facebook live

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Speaker 2: when me and Scuba were down there reviewing the bars

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Speaker 1: We had less than one.

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Speaker 3: Oh, mem it's.

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Speaker 1: Kind of hard appairently to get followers, dude.

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Speaker 3: And then right at the end of the first half,

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Speaker 3: in stoppage time, we foul Nashville fouls Miami right outside

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Speaker 3: the eighteen free kick. Okay, so you know who's taking.

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Speaker 1: It, Messy Messy Zimmerman.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, wait, so free kick

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Speaker 3: isn't penalty kick, no, no, but it's it's a direct kick.

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Speaker 3: He can shoot at the goal, but he's like twenty

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00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,320
Speaker 3: yards out. I already saw your video.

437
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:31,840
Speaker 1: He missed it.

438
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,560
Speaker 3: I didn't even show you a video.

439
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,199
Speaker 2: Were you sitting next to Candace? No, my friend Surrey,

440
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,359
Speaker 2: who I swear I saw a video this.

441
00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:44,640
Speaker 3: I saw Candace walking back to the car, though out

442
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 3: of nowhere, out of all those people, I hear lunchbox,

443
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 3: she was walking right next to me.

444
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:53,560
Speaker 1: Well random, I mean she's noticeable, got it. Yeah. I

445
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,720
Speaker 1: went on X and I saw the goal. He cassed

446
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 1: the goal, and so I'm.

447
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,399
Speaker 3: Like, I looked at my wife and I was like, ah, mother,

448
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,640
Speaker 3: this is where they tied up. MESSI doesn't miss these.

449
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,399
Speaker 3: MESSI does not miss these. He puts him on the

450
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,199
Speaker 3: upper ninety like we're not stopping it.

451
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,240
Speaker 1: Messy doesn't messy and.

452
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,239
Speaker 3: The crowd is going crazy.

453
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 1: What's the guy's name is? Brian Bryant? Okay, and I'm like, Brian,

454
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 1: were in trouble. MESSI doesn't messy Brian, and.

455
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,720
Speaker 3: He's like, damn, this sucks, this sucks.

456
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 1: Can work tomorrow.

457
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,879
Speaker 3: Kicks it right into the wall.

458
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucked it.

459
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,680
Speaker 3: Sucked it. Never see MESSI kick it right into the wall.

460
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,240
Speaker 3: He sucked it, and the ref blows the into the half,

461
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 3: into the first half, Nashville won Miami.

462
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 1: Zero, wrong one.

463
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,359
Speaker 3: Sorry guys, if you see on the YouTube, I gotta

464
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,199
Speaker 3: look out of the cock eye in my head to

465
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 3: do these. So since we're a halftime, it's a good

466
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 3: place to take a break. Because they took a break.

467
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 1: Ray at halftime, I went and did shooters in the parking.

468
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,920
Speaker 3: Now halftime, I didn't go anywhere. I didn't move.

469
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 1: How long are those because intermissy are insufferable?

470
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes, maybe thirteen minutes, I don't remember. That's better, yes,

471
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 3: And the three guys in front of me, they're out

472
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 3: of there, they're gone.

473
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 1: First half footage no less oh took.

474
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 3: First half footage the whole time, every single play he

475
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,439
Speaker 3: filmed it.

476
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,159
Speaker 1: Sometimes he caps out in an hour though he may

477
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: have ran out.

478
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 3: Of juice, and so they disappear and the second half starts,

479
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 3: they're nowhere to be found.

480
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 1: That's funny. I didn't see any posts on the Instagram page.

481
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 3: Didn't even think about it, right, I was in the moment.

482
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 3: I should have, now that I think about it.

483
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 2: My first thought, did he go to the game? My

484
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 2: second thought, damn it, did MESSI score?

485
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 1: Continues?

486
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 3: My my, my, Now that I think about it, I

487
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 3: probably should have posted a little bit of video of

488
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 3: Messy for our Instagram and for our YouTube.

489
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, thanks, we're looking for clicks my stories about

490
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 1: dudes with three dicks. Oh my battle clip.

491
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, so like three minutes into

492
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,400
Speaker 3: the second.

493
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: Half, forty eight minute for you guys at home.

494
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, forty eighth minute, we get the ball right here

495
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 3: by where we at, right here, Schaffelberg gets it, fakes left,

496
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 3: Muktar cuts in front of him, and I'm like, Alhwa's good,

497
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 3: hit mutar, hit mutar. He doesn't pass it, He goes right,

498
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 3: fakes the left footed shot. They all ah kind of

499
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: like dive in like he's gonna shoot it. He taps

500
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 3: it to his non his non dominant foot is right

501
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 3: foot and laser beam upper ninety right corner of the neck.

502
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: God, God, Nashville, See Nashville, See Nashville. Let's c two

503
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: to one, two to nothing, two to nothing. I thought goal.

504
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: He hit a hit into the goal the wall.

505
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we are up to nothing and we are

506
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 3: celebrating like we are the world champions. Then I believe

507
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 3: it's like the fifty fourth minute, do you kiss your girl? No,

508
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 3: we're not. A and M.

509
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: That's what I knew. I saw it somewhere. Yeah.

510
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 3: A and M is the one that starts making out

511
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 3: with any chick near them, which I kind of liked

512
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 3: that tradition.

513
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Ray, I went after Brian.

514
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 3: Now, Brian was sitting to me on my right, and

515
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 3: I had a dude on my left.

516
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: And you position yourself with two dudes next to you, and.

517
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 3: Yes, I could talk to the dudes and all the chicks.

518
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: A rookie. Three dudes in front of you.

519
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 3: Three dudes in front of me.

520
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: Ah, you had no hangars.

521
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 3: No, I mean dude with another guy. Do you see

522
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 3: how big this dude is? I mean like that's just

523
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 3: I mean, yes, a seat and a half. Dude, there's

524
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 3: no way, Like on airplane, he's got to buy two seats.

525
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 3: We would actually post that. M posting that all right,

526
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 3: just to show you that he filmed the entire game.

527
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 3: So ray, But this dude ain't back from halftime. So

528
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 3: he misses the Shoffelberg goal right in front of us

529
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 3: two zero right nine minutes later, fifty fourth minute or whatever. Messy.

530
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 3: I don't even if it's fifty fourth minute, but whatever,

531
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 3: he gets it down there, three people on him.

532
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: Fifty third minute, one little touch which whack. Fifty second

533
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 1: minute is what it was.

534
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 3: Goal, messy, freaking beautiful as hell, quieter horn and the

535
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 3: crowd goes crazy because they love Messi and there's so

536
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: much pink in the audience.

537
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: Dude, Nashville fans are a bunch of homers or sellouts,

538
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: sell out traders, traders like the showy and oh.

539
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 3: I need to watch that show you told me about it. Uh,

540
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 3: look at his camera?

541
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 1: What?

542
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 3: Oh that is cool.

543
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: We're going to bring that camera to march madness.

544
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 3: It's like the Hey glad you didn't met Ohio State.

545
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: They're down twenty six to nineteen. Anyway, Justin's probably betting it.

546
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 3: After two minutes after the messy goal, my dude shows back.

547
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: Up, so they did some drink.

548
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 3: He went to go get two big ass beers. Yeah,

549
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 3: brings them, sets them down, and now the bears in

550
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 3: your face. Now the only problem is he can't drink

551
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 3: it because he pulls the phone back up and immediately

552
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 3: starts filming the game. Wow, the whole But he missed

553
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 3: the shot, the shaffle book girl Shaffleberg goal right here.

554
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 3: He missed the messy goal. Footage is king, dude, you

555
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: have no footage he has, but he has no He

556
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 3: has footage of nothing. He has no goals being scored

557
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 3: in his footage.

558
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: I'll take his footage over your story.

559
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: Correct because he actually got video of Messy running around

560
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 3: and kicking, and he probably got Messy doing the free kick.

561
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: All that he filmed at Hamburger over hot Dog.

562
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 3: So it was phenomenal. And so we're up to one.

563
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 3: Then we get the ball, we score another one, shacked

564
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 3: more goals scored three one three, one three one. Crowd

565
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 3: is going I thought the actually sorry, Miami scored tied

566
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 3: it to two. All those Miami losers and Messy fans

567
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 3: are yelling, going crazy, VR off sides, golden count two

568
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: to one. Nashville Shack Moore scores. We're up three to one.

569
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 3: He comes sliding on his ass on that beautiful grass

570
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 3: right where we're sitting. He slides right to us. The

571
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 3: team comes over and they're all celebrating.

572
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 1: Woo.

573
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 3: They take the ball to mid field for Miami to

574
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: kick off. Ref Hold up play, VA, Hold up play VR.

575
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: Dude, Var is killing the game because on the betting

576
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: apps they give you the money and then they take

577
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: it away.

578
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: When Var comes.

579
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 3: And oh wait, Var reviews it off sides. No goal,

580
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 3: killing the game. God bless America.

581
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,719
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, did you? No, Brian?

582
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: I told Brian right away, right when they scored. I

583
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: go man. I thought Shack was kind of off side,

584
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 3: but I guess not.

585
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: Brian didn't see. Is he an understand soccer? Yeah, Brian,

586
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,719
Speaker 1: no soccer, because if I was there, I'd probably ask

587
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: you a couple questions.

588
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, I'm like, damn okay. So then there's

589
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: an altercation down at the other end. Do you think

590
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 3: you whispering to Brian that Shack got away with it?

591
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 3: The ref heard that. No, he was standing right there.

592
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 3: He was standing right there telling them, hey, go back

593
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 3: on your side of the field.

594
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: Now you're you're allowed as absolute. But dude, you're right.

595
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that.

596
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: Hey shack got away with on there.

597
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 3: I r.

598
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: I continue.

599
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 3: So there's an altercation. One of our players goes down

600
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 3: at midfield and he's like hurt, and Miami gets the

601
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 3: ball and brings it all the way from their their end,

602
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 3: and the usually you kick it out when someone's hurt,

603
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 3: and they just keep going, keep going, keep going and

604
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 3: try to score. And then Goodoy gets in Messi's face

605
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: and pushes him, like what the is that, dude, and

606
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 3: they all the whole team's they start pushing and shoving.

607
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 3: Everybody's getting mad, pushing, shoves, the refs, pushing everybody waiting

608
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 3: the ref pushing message like no block getting separating them,

609
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: and people are pointing fingers, pointing fingers, trying to separate everybody.

610
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 3: I'm like, now it's getting heated. This is what we

611
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 3: came for. So then later there's a ball he's going

612
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 3: for it on the sideline. It just looks like a

613
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 3: regular collision. He stays down and the whole me see

614
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: contingent boo. They're all pissed off, and MESSI stays down.

615
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: You guys go home your Oh you live here?

616
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: Never mind? Yeah, go back to my Oh no, you

617
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 3: live right on main Street.

618
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: Go back to Broadway. Oh yeah, you live here here.

619
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 3: Oh you're my neighbor. I hate you.

620
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: Uh.

621
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: MESSI stays down. So when the ball goes out of bounds,

622
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: I'm all right back in VAR checking for red card.

623
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, MESSI goes down one time, and we're gonna

624
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: VAR for a red card, straight red straight. We are thinking,

625
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: because he fell down one time, we need to review

626
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 3: the tape to make sure it's not a straight red.

627
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: Are they showing the crowd this or they do VAR secretly.

628
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 3: They just put on the screen VR check for red card.

629
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: Do they show the video?

630
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 3: No, they do not show the replay.

631
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Maybe Giodas upgrade.

632
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: I don't know why they weren't showing some of the replays.

633
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: So I'm like, really, he goes down one freaking time

634
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: and we're gonna like it's like, oh my god. They

635
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: come back and they say, not only not a red card,

636
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: no foul, not even a yellow card. So we were

637
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: looking for a straight red, but the dude didn't even

638
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 3: get a yellow that's how un like unceremoniously, Messi went

639
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: down the goat flopped. He flopped and stayed down, try

640
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: to and they went to a straight red Get the

641
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 3: hell out of here.

642
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: So he's a little flopper, eh, the flopper used to

643
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: play in Miami. Messi now plays at Miami. There's something

644
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: in the water. Lay Miami flop. That's it.

645
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they teach him now.

646
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

647
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they're softer down there. They also wear

648
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: less clothes. Oh man, I miss my man.

649
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 3: I missed the South Beach.

650
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: Oh dude, we went there time last year, a year ago.

651
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: Not South Beach. I'm talking the actual beach. Sorry, they

652
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: wear they wear bikini tops and shorts. Hell, you ain't

653
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: seeing that on Broadway.

654
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: I love that.

655
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: The guys do too. I was talking to guys.

656
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I don't like that. Yeah, so we

657
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 3: started we going to extra time. Dude, like stoppage time.

658
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: There's gonna be seven minutes of stoppage time.

659
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: Little high. Usually it's around four or five.

660
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: Yes, But we had the scrum with Messy Messi. I'd Mike,

661
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: he's heard looking at the var it's still two to

662
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: one Nashville.

663
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: What time is it at this point, I've probably been

664
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: in bed for three hours.

665
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 3: Oh man, it was. It was like ten o'clock. I mean, dude,

666
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: I'd never could have done that. I was thinking that.

667
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I gotta get up early. But I'm

668
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: not leaving early, messy. Yeah, but I want to watch

669
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: the end of the game, right go. Yes, And we

670
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 3: decide we're just gonna pack it in. We're gonna play

671
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 3: defense and try to just clear the ball. Clear the ball,

672
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 3: clear the ball. They get it on the right hand side,

673
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 3: do a couple jukes, cross it swore as header goal

674
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: Miami two minutes ago in the game. Yes, Sworez scored

675
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 3: a goal with his head. Oh to to Miami and

676
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: all them damn Miami fans and messy vans are people

677
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 3: in their FC Barcelona's shirts and whatever the hell else

678
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: they had going crazy, And I'm like, shut up, shut up,

679
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: all you shut up.

680
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: The game's over. Though I saw it was too too.

681
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 3: And it ends to to thank you, and it's like

682
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 3: your heart was ripped out of your soul because you

683
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 3: led from the fourth minute on true till two minutes

684
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 3: left in the game, and you blew a two to

685
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: zero lead it was depressing.

686
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: Speaking of blow and Ray, tell you next this.

687
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: That big guy in front of me never sat down,

688
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: and I think it might have been because he couldn't

689
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: fit in the chair. Okay, but he definitely got one

690
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: hour and twenty two minutes of game action on his phone.

691
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That'd have been massive for the YouTube.

692
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: How many minutes of that do you think he's gonna

693
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 3: go back and watch?

694
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: Dude?

695
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: We need to find this guy, pay him for his

696
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 3: footage and put it on our YouTube. He could literally

697
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 3: just go to Twitter and find better videos than what

698
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 3: he got on his damn phone.

699
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: I want that footage. We Candice works at Yodas. Ask

700
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: Candace hard to miss You know what I'm saying, right,

701
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: we already said that, Uh, Candace works at Jodas. We

702
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: can get his seat number together.

703
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 3: I got the seat numbers right in front of mine.

704
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: We need it for YouTube.

705
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 3: Anyway, As we're leaving the stadium, everybody's all excited and

706
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 3: I might get signed to do my bag of tricks,

707
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: my dumb jokes.

708
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: Who goes these games?

709
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: Chicks, dudes, chicks, dudes, kids, moms, dads, grandma's, grandpa's, everybody dudes,

710
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 3: homeless is your.

711
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: Wife in the little section? Was she one of the

712
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: only women?

713
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 3: No women everywhere really everywhere? Okay, I've never I haven't

714
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 3: been one yet. I know you want to go and.

715
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: It's not like I need, but it's like it's sometimes

716
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: I go to a Titans game, dude, and it's a

717
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: section full of dudes. I'm like, guys, not one of

718
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: you could have brought your wife, just to kind of

719
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: mix it up a little bit.

720
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I love hanging out in the locker room.

721
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, What are we doing?

722
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: I understand.

723
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: I understand that you know what I'm saying, But like,

724
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you just need the female opinion. You don't need

725
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: a bunch of bros that continue.

726
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 3: So they, I mean, MESSI walks out and what's crazy

727
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: is when they're walking out, they have little like kids

728
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 3: with them, like they hold their hands when they walk

729
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 3: out of the tunnel. The kid was as tall as

730
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 3: Messy whatever kid that is. He was as tall as Messy.

731
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: Oh Messy short.

732
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: Huh oh, he's like five to five, dude, soccer player

733
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: tiny I missed my sport. But as we're walking out, man,

734
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 3: I was like Ray same height as pretty stupid ass

735
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 3: joke that I like to do. And I'm like, man,

736
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: everybody the laugh track ready. Everybody kept going messy, messy, messy.

737
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: I was like, but I thought the stadium was pretty clean.

738
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't understand why they thought it

739
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: was messy. I mean, and so many people were going

740
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 3: messy messy and I was like, and the guy next

741
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: to me goes, no, no, dude, messy messy. They were

742
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: cheering for messy who He pointed to the jersey of

743
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: his buddy that was wearing a messy jersey, and I

744
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: was like, I know, dude, I'm just joking. He goes, Damn,

745
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: I feel stupid.

746
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: They need a good cleaning company, he goes.

747
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 3: He goes, I wasn't gonna saying, but I felt bad

748
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 3: and now it feels stuck.

749
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,239
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm or cringe and icked by that

750
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: conversation that that guy would be that dumb to think

751
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: you weren't kidding and thought you were talking about the

752
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: cleanliness of the stadium.

753
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 3: Dude, was that Brian that said that? No?

754
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Brian was laughing because he was like, oh you

755
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: did it for Brian.

756
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: No. He watch that and his wife goes, did Brian

757
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 3: give you that joke? And I said no. She goes,

758
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 3: that sounds just like a Brian joke.

759
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: You're like, he's so funny.

760
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 3: No, my wife goes, it's so stupid. He does it everywhere.

761
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 3: He does it at concerts, he does it leaving restaurants.

762
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: How do you do the messy joke at a concerts?

763
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 3: Not messy? But I'm like, oh, Morgan wall and got

764
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 3: Laryn giis he can't sing the night I've heard that one.

765
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 1: That one's funny.

766
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: It's funny that you you you toy with people. It's

767
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: sort of like when I was at the cave in

768
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 3: Chattanooga and I said, man, can't believe that waterfalls out

769
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 3: of water and the guy goes, honey, did you hear

770
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: that the waterfalls out of water? And I told him,

771
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: got you.

772
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: That's that's not funny. After the Chilean mine accident, dude,

773
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: those people escaped with their lives.

774
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be joking a cave break and no, no, we

775
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,479
Speaker 3: walked to the As we walked to the car, dude,

776
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 3: and people are lying along the fence to see MESSI

777
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 3: walk out to the bus and I'm like, guys, there

778
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: are two fences between you and the buses. You got

779
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 3: a better shot of him picture when he was out

780
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 3: on the field, no matter where you sat in that stadium,

781
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 3: And how long do you think they sat in that

782
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 3: locker room?

783
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so what did you do? Did you align the fence?

784
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 3: No? I walked to the car and that's where I

785
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 3: ran into canvas on the road. She'd had a few,

786
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 3: had a few. She just got back from Miami.

787
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: Actually I thought they were in South Beach. I know.

788
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 3: She was like, I just got back from Miami. And

789
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 3: when I was going to the airport, I saw a

790
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 3: billboard that said Miami versus Nashville. And I was like, oh,

791
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 3: that's us. And I was like, yeah, she.

792
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: Goes We'll see you later, dude. I got to get

793
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: in sales, standing up all night. They probably did a

794
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: poster two.

795
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they got hammered in Miami, came back,

796
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: got hammered at the game, and we're in the wrong industry,

797
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: we really are. And so that was Messy Man, Messi Mania,

798
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 3: Congrats and Messi. It was awesome. He's amazing to watch

799
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 3: in person. He walks a lot, but when he touches

800
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: that ball, magic happens. Dude, it is phenomenal. And when

801
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 3: we come back, Ray has something that's gonna trump my story.

802
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but we'll talk about it.

803
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Right.

804
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 3: You think people did not enjoy the messy story and

805
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 3: I did, forget to tell you. At the restaurant, the

806
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 3: wife of Brian, she liked the little clay pot glass.

807
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 3: I know that the poloma came in. She was like,

808
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: I love this class she goes, will you take it

809
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 3: for me? So I had to stick it in my

810
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 3: hoodie for what else did you guys do nothing? She

811
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 3: likes to take glasses from like breweries and all that.

812
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 3: She's like, it's cool so people know where you've been.

813
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: But she was like, I can use this as like

814
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 3: a little flower pot to put flowers in.

815
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, paloma.

816
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 3: So I stick the little poloma drinking my my shirt pocket.

817
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't.

818
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 3: All right, maybe it was boring. We'll be right back.

819
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you went to what the soccer game?

820
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, the coolest thing.

821
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: There and you had no idea. In cognito, No less

822
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: wore Pitt viper sunglasses at night, which means you know

823
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: he's not trying to get spotted. Dang it. I did

824
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: his sex. They were wearing.

825
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: A flannel, not even wearing a team shirt.

826
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: Nope, Uh, Ray, Henry no, Will Levis. No. But I

827
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: mean you're on the You're okay, Just don't keep David Titans.

828
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: Ray was arable. It was rable, dude.

829
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 3: He never left Tom Brady, David Beckham, So you're David

830
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 3: Beckham probably was there. He's the owner.

831
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: You're never gonna guess it. It's people I like.

832
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 3: Oh, milk boys, Ray, was it called daddy? Milk boys?

833
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: Who the hell do you like?

834
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: How long do we do the casting game for Manzel?

835
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: He was there? I gotta find it. Let me see,

836
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: hold on if he's.

837
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 3: In this shady man's held Was there? Yes, dude, dude,

838
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 3: everybody wants to see messy I'm telling you. Was he

839
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 3: in a sweet Uh? No, dude, he was down with

840
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 3: the commoners like he literally could have walked right by.

841
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: You would have never known it was him because of

842
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 3: what he was wearing. No freaking way. Let me see.

843
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: He didn't delete it, bro Let me see, all right, so.

844
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna show him coming down?

845
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god, one wait, you gotta let it play though,

846
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 3: I'm letting it play well.

847
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: Put up to the screen you see him.

848
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 3: Uh, bro, no, go back, go back, go back, bro,

849
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: go back? What stop?

850
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: Were you near him? Dude? Are you in the video? Bro?

851
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 3: We have to screenshot it. Then, hold on, I'm not

852
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 3: in the video. That's my section.

853
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: Dude.

854
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: You would have never known it was him, cognito. He

855
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 3: was all lip probably, dude, you have got to be

856
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 3: freaking kidding.

857
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: That's how you know he gets recognized a lot because

858
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: if you're wearing sunglass at night, and then also he dude,

859
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: he never's rocking some Uh dude, tennessee see.

860
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 3: The top of the eighteen. I'm right here, like I'm

861
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: right there like this, like this dude in the blue

862
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 3: shirt or yellow shirt. One of these two dudes is

863
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 3: the end of my row. And I'm right in there. Dude.

864
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: He went right by you and you're talking to Bucky

865
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: or Brian. Oh, dude, looks like you had a couple

866
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: of Definitely.

867
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 3: Hold on, am I in it? Am I in it? Where?

868
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: Am I? Where am I? Hold on? Well?

869
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: I can screen it. I can screen record it, and

870
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: we'll zoom in.

871
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 3: Dude, We're gonna have to screen We're gonna have to

872
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: screen record it because.

873
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: Dude, my story got even better the fact that what

874
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: the odds he come into your section?

875
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 3: You have gotten, dude, you're sitting there, I'm in a

876
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 3: dumbass conversation with Bucky hey Man.

877
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: That was work.

878
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: I am talking about.

879
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: Georgia Johnnyman, the Zell dude, you had goats all around you.

880
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: He's the greatest college football player of all time.

881
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 3: I don't know. Vince Young's pretty damn good watching.

882
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: The greatest soccer player of all time.

883
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 3: It was he here he goes, We'll see, we'll see.

884
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 1: He's riding a wave right there.

885
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, dude, you.

886
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: Might have been on a little different planet. But that's

887
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: why it was. I mean, you gotta go see messy.

888
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: I mean, that is so fantastic that he was right

889
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 3: by me. But I don't know. Maybe he came at

890
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 3: the time when the guy was not standing up because

891
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: I don't see my dude standing up. Ray.

892
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: I see my wife in the video. She actually touches him. Wait,

893
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: she leaves with him.

894
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 3: That's fantastic, dude, that's fantastic. I told you.

895
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: I told you. By storied blow yours.

896
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I am pausing it everywhere.

897
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: I can screen record it and people can look at it.

898
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: That's how we'll give us anyway.

899
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 3: Now you want to talk. I want to talk about

900
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 3: the big announcement yesterday.

901
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: All right, I got a screen record this, so just

902
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: zip your anus for a second.

903
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know what that means.

904
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: We gotta do this for the We gotta do it

905
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: for the Graham, all right, and we need you guys

906
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: to go through that video with a fine tooth comb

907
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: and find Bissel.

908
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna be on his left. I'm on his left.

909
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 3: When they panned back down to the field, that's where

910
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 3: I am. But anyway, they announced Mike Tyson VERSU Jake Paul.

911
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: Yes, Bob Menery announced that our boy.

912
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 3: I don't understand what. At first, I was so excited, like,

913
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 3: oh my god, this is gonna be awesome.

914
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: Hey, it's either it's stupid as shit, it's cash grab.

915
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: Tyson doesn't fight anymore. Jake Paul's in shape. With boxing.

916
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: It's the greatest equalizer MMA. You can kill somebody can

917
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: cut their dick off boxing. Dude.

918
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 2: You could box freaking Jake Paul and stay around for

919
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 2: two rounds. You just defense block a little bit of training,

920
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: a guy that's training and a guy that's been out

921
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: of the game for twenty years.

922
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: That's your equalizer. They're the exact same level.

923
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 3: I can't understand. Like, I was so pumped when I

924
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 3: heard it, and I was like, this is gonna be incredible.

925
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson's gonna knock him out. It's fake, I don't know.

926
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 3: But Mike Tyson will be fifty eight years old on

927
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 3: fight day. Fifty eight years old.

928
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: Never thought i'd see you talk, Jake Paul, Dude, you've

929
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: come around. Man. I'm proud of you. He's close enough.

930
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: Boys, But how stupid is this gonna be?

931
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: Like?

932
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 3: How fake is it gonna be? If Mike Tyson? But

933
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 3: at fifty eight years old, can he still hit?

934
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: Yes, it's muscle memory. You watching O'Malley this weekend?

935
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 3: Yes, Sean Sugar Shane Sugar Shane versus Marlon VERA good thing.

936
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: You're not doing the introductions?

937
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: Thank you?

938
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: When is it? Is it months?

939
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 3: Await?

940
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: Is it time to say that they were faking and

941
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: it's just a publicity thing?

942
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: No? No, No, I think they're gonna fight. Okay, I

943
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: think it's July, JUNI or July. But I don't understand it.

944
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 3: I need to figure out how it's gonna work because

945
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 3: Mike Tyson could kill people. I mean, and I understand

946
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 3: that was in his heyday when he's nineteen twenty twenty four.

947
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: But Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson is a joke.

948
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: It's different way, it's different heights, they're not even close

949
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: to the same reach. He can run around. That's what

950
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: they know, dude. That's the beauty of boxing. It's not fighting.

951
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: It's not the strongest person, it's not the most wiliest.

952
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: It's the person that's technique that can last it out.

953
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: That's boxing. That's why every boxing thing ends up being

954
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: pretty equal. You and me could go box. We've never

955
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: boxed before, and it would be equal. Even though I wrestled.

956
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: You play soccer. Your endurance is better. We would be

957
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: equal because it's boxing and you pay T and T

958
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: Stadium in Dallas, Like, hey, cowboys, Right, I'm gonna try

959
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: a joke like you cowboys will actually have somebody win there.

960
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: Who's next? Jake Paul and Jerry Jones. Hey, Eddie boxed

961
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: the football? They both lost. I read on Reddit that

962
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: somebody said it was fake.

963
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 3: I don't know that what the fight is fake.

964
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: I gotta start reading and when Sometimes I just see

965
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 1: a headline, I think that that's real.

966
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 3: But if they really sell eighty thousand seats to this

967
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 3: damn thing, people are idiots.

968
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: People just want to entertainment, though. I'm not arguing whether

969
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: it's good, bad, and different your soccer game for two

970
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: hundred bucks, I'll pass. Billy lives in Austin. Is he

971
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: gonna go to Dallas?

972
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 3: Probably not.

973
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Dallas Fort Worth is a big metroplex. I used to

974
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: sell Grande Communications to a lot of them. It's an

975
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: area that could fill that. Maybe there isn't a lot

976
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: going on at Gary Stockyards, you know what I'm saying.

977
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean, how many more times are you gonna go

978
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: see Sarah dance on a Friday night at Billy Bob's, Like,

979
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you've seen her shake her shit? I mean

980
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: you gotta go see the boxing every once in a while.

981
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: I mean people need to be entertained, which is the

982
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: opposite of what this podcast did. I'll hang up and listen.

983
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: Jake Paul is six to one with a seventy six

984
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 3: inch reach. Tyson is five to ten with a seventy

985
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 3: one inch reach.

986
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: Not even close.

987
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: I can't I don't know. I want it to be awesome,

988
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 3: and I want them four inches no no, and I

989
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 3: want Mike Tyson to knock them out. But this is

990
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 3: such it has to be bullshit. They all are, dude.

991
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 3: I mean I know all his fights beforehand had been

992
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 3: just eight Robinson.

993
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: It was like a it was playing and then he

994
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: one of them flopped Mayweather Maybell.

995
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: They's one of the greatest fighters of all time. But

996
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: it's an equalizer sport where anybody can get in the ring.

997
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: No, Jake Paul didn't fight Mayweather.

998
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: The other one did. Logan Paul did, did he really?

999
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,720
Speaker 1: And he bounced around for twelve rounds all these things.

1000
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: That's it, That's how it works. That's why MMA is amazing. Yeah,

1001
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: people die.

1002
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 3: Or well, I don't know if they die, but they

1003
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 3: actually fight.

1004
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1005
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am. I gonna pay for it.

1006
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: No, we got a website for that.

1007
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gonna pay for it, but I

1008
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 3: want because I think Jake Paul is just such fakes

1009
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 3: like it's he's fake. He's not good. He's an entertainer.

1010
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 3: One of the Paul brothers used to date. Listen to

1011
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 3: this family tree. Are you ready for this? Yes? Please?

1012
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: This is how this all comes full circle. I don't

1013
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 2: know which Paul brothers, So let's just say Jake know

1014
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: that I might be wrong. Jake Paul used to date

1015
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 2: Jose can take daughter Okay.

1016
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: Canseco.

1017
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 3: Her name is Josie. Yeah, man, that's weird. Why Jose Josie?

1018
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: I mean that's all the same name.

1019
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: I may have messed up her name took good. Uh

1020
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: so then she used to date ready for it?

1021
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: Mike Studd. That brings it all full circle. And what

1022
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: about Mike Studd? He's our boy? You remember me talking

1023
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 2: about Mike Studdy.

1024
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we don't know him. He's not our boy.

1025
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: What I mean?

1026
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: I just brought that full circle for you.

1027
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: And Mike Studd is friends with Johnny Ben's If you

1028
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: just walked and he walked past you the other night

1029
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: last night, that's full circle in your face, dude.

1030
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: That is full circle. Let's take a break and we're

1031
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 3: gonna come back and we're gonna talk about Vegas stories. Baby,

1032
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 3: what the got one for you? We'll be right back.

1033
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: Ray I took a private jet last night. He got

1034
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: ship face.

1035
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 3: No. I saw a story in the news this week

1036
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: about a dude that got bit on the balls by

1037
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: a scorpion. I think he was at the Venetian.

1038
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: That's not good for business, so they gave him free room.

1039
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: There you go.

1040
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 3: And this one's not a great story, but I mean

1041
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: I was there with a tall guy that loves Connor McGregor.

1042
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: Perfect explanation. I know exactly where you're talking.

1043
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 3: Played on my soccer team, my volleyball team.

1044
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: He walked home drunk from Broadway.

1045
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, just so we could see Connor McGregor fight, because

1046
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 3: we all laughed. Dude, we laughed so hard that night.

1047
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: We're like, wait, wait, wait, you know what the ubers

1048
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: and stuff you walked up.

1049
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: I mean you saved like.

1050
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: It was over two miles, over two miles five bucks

1051
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 3: and he's dripping sweat.

1052
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: Luckily there are no chicks. It was a dude fest.

1053
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: I mean it was hilarious.

1054
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: Your wife was there.

1055
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, But we went to Vegas and he had a

1056
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: rollaway bed in the room and we went out. We drank,

1057
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: and it's like four in the morning and we come

1058
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 3: rolling back and I think we're staying at the Bellaggio

1059
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 3: and I go and I'm hammered, right, and I'm like

1060
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to bed, and I go and I go

1061
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: PLoP in the bed. The only problem is there was

1062
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 3: no fucking mattress. It was just wood on the roll away.

1063
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 3: No on my bed, on the queen's size bed, there

1064
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: was just plywood. Brutal dude. So I dove into the

1065
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 3: bed on my left shoulder and boom, I'm what the

1066
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's literally no mattress. How do you take

1067
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: a mattress out of a room? I'm like, where did

1068
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: the mattress go? But that's good. That tells you they're

1069
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 3: clean the mattresses. That's just a small slip up and oversighted.

1070
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: But the bed was made right.

1071
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 3: I mean the one lady that makes the bed, she

1072
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 3: doesn't check for mattresses. Her job doesn't pat it down

1073
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: and feel that there's wood. Her job is to make

1074
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: the bed. She said, fet there's no mattress, I make

1075
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: the bed. So my drunk ass at four in the morning,

1076
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 3: I had to call the front desk and say, uh yeah,

1077
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 3: I'm in room three sixty eight, um, and there's no

1078
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 3: mattress on my bed. And then well, what do you

1079
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: mean there's no mattress? Well, see, I move into the

1080
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: bed and it's just plywood. What like, what do you mean?

1081
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 3: There's like, you took the mattress off the bed. No, well,

1082
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 3: the lady in the background too, that's fielding your call.

1083
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 3: You can hear the club music. She can barely hear you.

1084
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 3: She can barely hear me. She thinks she can hear that.

1085
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 3: I'm drunk, and I'm like, I need someone to bring

1086
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 3: me a mattress.

1087
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: Sir, did you lose gambling tonight?

1088
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: And she goes, okay, I'll send someone up there to

1089
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 3: check on you. No, I don't need it checked. And

1090
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: I'm like okay. So twenty minutes later, knock, knock, knock.

1091
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: It was a prostitute. Ray.

1092
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 3: I got a report that there's no mattress.

1093
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: On the bed.

1094
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: Let me look. They file it and they walk in

1095
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 3: there and I'm like, you're there, and I'm like, she goes, wow,

1096
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 3: that's weird. I've never seen that before. Yeah, we'll get

1097
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 3: you a mattress. No, you'll get me free casino credit

1098
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 3: or just give me a different room. I mean, it

1099
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 3: weren't negotiating at four am drunk. No, I was not

1100
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 3: thinking clearly at that time. I'm like, I just want

1101
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: to go to bed. And so by five point fifteen,

1102
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 3: they wrest Broadway walk home guy all this time laying

1103
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 3: in his lay Away and roll Away macurities all there

1104
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 3: in the room. Yeah, and they're all just walking around.

1105
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 3: He's like, what the digs? He's like, this is crazy.

1106
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: So five point fifteen, Oh you guys struck out today? Huh?

1107
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: Five to fifteen. Two dudes come in carrying a mattress

1108
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 3: and they put it on my bed brutal and I'm

1109
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 3: my good god, what a terrible night.

1110
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: That was a sad Vegas story, dude. But it was.

1111
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: I mean, the scorpion was like the gambling better luck

1112
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: than that. I don't remember. It wasn't a huge night

1113
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: because I don't remember it. All I remember is diving

1114
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 3: into the bed left shoulder, like being funny and like

1115
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 3: a night boom. Oh my god, I landed with a thud.

1116
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 3: It was so stupid.

1117
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 1: Oh Vegas, dude. Man, we talk about it every day.

1118
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: Vaser's like, we got to get back, and I say, man,

1119
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: when can we go? And she goes, You're next vacation.

1120
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 2: I go yeah, and she goes, we gotta go, and

1121
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, we gotta go. And then we say, well,

1122
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 2: what should our purse be, Kitty, And I'm like, oh,

1123
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,479
Speaker 2: it's gotta be a thousand share it. She goes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1124
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: and I say, what are you gonna play? She goes

1125
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: Buffalo and she goes, what are you gonna play? And

1126
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: I say, craps, dude. We have that conversation.

1127
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 3: Maybe every day I feel you. I have videos that

1128
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 3: pop up on my feet. It was like I saw

1129
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 3: this week that someone was waiting for their airplane, so

1130
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 3: they decided to play a slot machine in the casino

1131
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 3: or in the airport, and they won seven hundred and

1132
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 3: eighty two thousand dollars. Well, they were playing Wheel of Fortune,

1133
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 3: red Hot seven seven seven. I think my last sata,

1134
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, bless America.

1135
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: Here's how you know. It's a telltale sign when you

1136
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 1: can't remember your last Vegas trip. It's been too long,

1137
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure it was April Sam Hunt, So

1138
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: it's been a full year. When was the convention was here? Yeah,

1139
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: the convention would have been before, so Sam Hunt was

1140
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: the most recent went to Vegas. We lost our asses,

1141
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: did we I think we won a little bit. I

1142
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: didn't do good sports betting. No Blaine, Now, yeah, that's

1143
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: what it was. It was Sam Hunts. We were really

1144
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 1: there for the concert we did a little gambling resources World.

1145
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: It was fun. Did we win? I don't think we won.

1146
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: I really don't think we won. Yeah.

1147
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 3: And speaking of idiots, I want to talk. I mean,

1148
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 3: did you the Dolphins Chiefs game playoff game? How long

1149
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 3: ago is this? Uh? Probably a month ago.

1150
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: This is not a happen This is not a rerun.

1151
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 3: No people are having Oh this is sad.

1152
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not touching this thing with a ten foot.

1153
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you probably can't touch it because you don't

1154
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 3: have any more fingers because they've been amputated.

1155
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: This is your story.

1156
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 3: These people that went to the game where the windshill

1157
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 3: was negative twenty seven are now having fingers, legs, hands

1158
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 3: amputated because of frostbite, all because they wanted to go

1159
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 3: sit there and be cool with their shirts off and

1160
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: watch the Chiefs.

1161
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: Dude, frostbite is the worst thing. I don't know if

1162
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: I had it, but it's when you're stuck. I mean

1163
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: it's not even numb, it's almost a dude, it's almost

1164
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: a tingling feeling.

1165
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 2: And you'll say, you go to shampoo your hair and

1166
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 2: it's just tingling. You can kind of feel it, but

1167
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 2: you can't. I had beginning stages of frostbite. It's it's

1168
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: the worst your body is only supposed to probably take

1169
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know thirty two degrees and it was

1170
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 2: what it.

1171
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 3: Was negative twenty seven with the wind show. The wind

1172
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 3: show was negative twenty seven.

1173
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: I'll do it.

1174
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 3: Patients aren't that had frostbite are now discussing options about

1175
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 3: amputation because it appears they are not going to recover.

1176
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it would almost be if they're getting an amputation,

1177
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: you'd almost think it's a leg. So then they get

1178
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 2: a fake prosthetic.

1179
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 3: Leg, but fingers just because they numb.

1180
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: Dude, it's the worst feeling. It's actually more annoying. I

1181
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: don't want to say the option of amputation is better,

1182
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: but the tingling feeling is so annoying. It it I

1183
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 2: remember it, dude, vividly, and I got mine back, thankfully.

1184
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 3: I just cannot im iain thinking it was that one.

1185
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 3: I mean, you think you're so fun. Oh look at this,

1186
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 3: that work, crazy egg. We don't feel cold, And two

1187
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 3: months later, oh shoot, I gotta cut chop off three

1188
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 3: of my fingers.

1189
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: That ain't me, dude, that ain't me. In bezer if it.

1190
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 3: Hashtag not worth it if it's under sixty, we ain't

1191
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 3: going and we're leaving early for sure. Al E Theory

1192
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 3: always leave early and we usually have parking right next

1193
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: to the stadium.

1194
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: Otherwise probably not doing it. Man, I'd rather watch four

1195
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: Square on the TV the quadbi.

1196
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, what is for Square? I thought

1197
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 3: you meant the game they played four Square? You know,

1198
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 3: I'm trying about.

1199
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: Girls just got her head cut off? Game? How's your

1200
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: minus fifteen? Not good?

1201
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 3: Ohio State is losing?

1202
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: It was the opposite.

1203
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 3: Hey, but I mean Maryland is eighteen and twelve and

1204
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 3: Ohio State is twenty five and four. So I thought

1205
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: it was obvious.

1206
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: Well, sadly neither of those teams will make it in

1207
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: the men's tournament. Hey, and I talked to it. Pitt're right,

1208
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: and you and Pittston no shit, I didn't know. Shit.

1209
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: When is the SEC tournament?

1210
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 3: Middle of next week? It's probably starts on next Thursday,

1211
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 3: two Wednesday or Thursday.

1212
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: We got to promise on unbelievable access that the sore

1213
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: loser's nation has never seen before.

1214
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 3: We have to promise it.

1215
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can do false promises, but I'm

1216
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: saying that needs to be our goal.

1217
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 3: I would agree with you.

1218
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's in our backyard. We gotta do

1219
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 2: a YouTube video. Maybe do a little.

1220
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 3: Kick No, no kick, kick is dead. We're done with kicks.

1221
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 3: No one's falling okay, and our YouTube is dropped off.

1222
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: We went from like a thousand views to one hundred views.

1223
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 3: We might be done with YouTube, right, We've sold all right,

1224
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 3: have a good weekend, guys.

1225
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: I thanked everybody on Facebook.

1226
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 2: I said, hey, guys, without you, we would have never

1227
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 2: got those hundred views on YouTube.

1228
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: Thanks.

1229
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you said don't watch this, and someone said, okay,

1230
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 3: I won't.

1231
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: That's funny to your MESSI joke, man, come on, the

1232
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: Mezzi joke is great, but you're you're the guy you're

1233
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: trying to get the laugh.

1234
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 3: And yeah, I did that.

1235
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: Dude with piss baser off so much Titans games. I

1236
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: would say shit, and then she would get so mad. Yeah,

1237
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: my wife, I would say, and then she yeah, she's like,

1238
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 1: just stop trying to make it, you know, because you're

1239
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: eventually gonna get hit. It's not worth it.

1240
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 3: And I did see it was really funny, though I

1241
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 3: forgot that as we're walking to the car.

1242
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just drink your drink and get warm inside

1243
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: your bet makes you a little bit warmer. You got

1244
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: your girl on your arm. You don't got to make

1245
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: that comment over to you.

1246
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 3: Man. As we're walking and we're walking down we're on

1247
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 3: this one side walking there's a parking lot and the

1248
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 3: people are flowing through the parking lot, but there's cars,

1249
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 3: and this car starts to go.

1250
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, typically there's cars in a parking lot.

1251
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 3: And this mustang, it's a Mustang. He starts to drive

1252
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: down the hill and this guy with like walking holding

1253
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 3: his kid's hand, who's probably like ten, just steps right

1254
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 3: in front the Mustang.

1255
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 1: It's fault of the bustang.

1256
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 3: And the mustang has to like slam on his brakes

1257
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: and then the guy has the guy walking stares down

1258
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: the mustang like, what the hell do you think you're doing.

1259
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, you're in the middle of the like

1260
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 3: the mustang was going and you challenge the mustang one

1261
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 3: on one, so you know the Mustang is gonna win

1262
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 3: every single time, you dumb ass.

1263
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: And the guy with the kid was Johnny Manziel. The

1264
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: guy in the mustang, the guy that was in front

1265
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: of you.

1266
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 3: That is full service. But I did see all those

1267
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: cars lining up on the side of the road. You

1268
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 3: need to ride, need to ride?

1269
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: What ubers?

1270
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 3: They act like, oh oh, they are just people in

1271
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 3: their car and they just say need to ride.

1272
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 2: Brode hundred minimum question about basic got in a small

1273
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: fight with you guy question.

1274
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: I told her, hey, take your own words and remember

1275
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: no comments.

1276
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, you guys look real safe.

1277
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 3: I'll just jump right in.

1278
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: They are safe. How are they saying what I'm just

1279
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: saying with the advent of how are they safe? They

1280
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: got all the tickets.

1281
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 2: In their car windows, AARP or whatever it's called Better

1282
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 2: Business Bureau.

1283
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 3: They are just random people on the side of the road.

1284
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: You have no tracking. You didn't order them, you didn't.

1285
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 3: You don't know their names.

1286
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: Because we used to do it.

1287
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 3: Yeah with cabs. These are personal vehicles. Oh really yes,

1288
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 3: it's just like a Nissan Centro. And he's like, need

1289
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 3: a ride, need to ride? Oh yeah, let me jump in.

1290
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 3: And then when we were walking and when we were

1291
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: leaving the Mexican restaurant on the way there, there's uh,

1292
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 3: these four dudes called an uber and she's in the

1293
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 3: lane to turn left into the restaurant and she's like,

1294
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,959
Speaker 3: what are you guys doing. What are you guys doing?

1295
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 3: What are you guys doing? They were like, you want

1296
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 3: us to come out there? She goes yeah, yeah. So

1297
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 3: they run out to the middle lane to get in.

1298
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: Two of them get in and then there's an opening.

1299
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 3: So she turns left into the parking lot and these

1300
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 3: two dudes in the middle.

1301
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: Of the road. So she would only take two in

1302
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: her car, but.

1303
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 3: She panicked and turned because they weren't in yet. She

1304
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 3: turned into the parking lot. They had to run back

1305
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 3: across the street to get in. I was like, this

1306
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 3: lady's getting a bad rating. And as we're walking due.

1307
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: She sounds like me parking a car.

1308
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 3: As we're walking into the game, there's like five people

1309
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 3: that get out of an uber and this drunk chick

1310
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 3: like her hat. She's got the bill folded up and

1311
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 3: she's all drunk. She's like, oh, no, phone, my.

1312
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: Phone, but you look at the hangars on her.

1313
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 3: I left my phone in the uber. And she goes

1314
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 3: up to some minivan, starts opening the door, and the

1315
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 3: minivan drives off. She goes, hey, hey, and then she

1316
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 3: goes and then her friend goes, that's not the car.

1317
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, So she goes to the next car,

1318
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 3: tries to open the door. I mean, that's how the

1319
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 3: kidnapping started. And the guy goes stop, stop, stop, and

1320
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 3: she goes. They go, that's not the cars goes, well,

1321
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: which one was it? Which one were we in? They go, why?

1322
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 3: She goes, I left my phone. I left my.

1323
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: Phone Uber Stories, that might be one.

1324
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 3: I was just like, damn, this girl's already smashed and

1325
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 3: she hadn't even made it to the game. She's not

1326
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: gonna remember seeing messy.

1327
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: I'm adding that to our list and I have that

1328
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: we didn't get to today.

1329
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: I have no idea if she got her phone back,

1330
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 3: not that you care.

1331
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: There's uh, there's better. Uber Stories is one?

1332
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 3: Okay?

1333
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: All right?

1334
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: Like that's always a good one. Now, can I tell

1335
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 2: my uber story? Yeah, go ahead, this is one, two three,

1336
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 2: and then we say Uber stories. This is one two

1337
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 2: three Uber Stories. Uh, Downtown, We're in an event on Tuesday.

1338
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 2: It will remain nameless.

1339
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: Dude.

1340
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 2: I'm getting my Uber bro I'm stone cold, sober as

1341
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: a stint. I'm standing out there on Broadway. The guy says,

1342
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 2: your car is a arrive. You got a text, a message,

1343
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 2: your driver's five point zero stars. Charlie is here. Okay, cool,

1344
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 2: I'm standing at Broadway. I can I'm understand the street.

1345
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 2: It's actually blocked off in portions so I can see

1346
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 2: the uher they make it now where ubers are on

1347
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: one side or the other, it's not you can't just

1348
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: float around.

1349
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: You gotta park.

1350
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: So I see the one side he's not there, a

1351
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 2: red car, fire engine red. My side not there, fire

1352
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 2: engine red. So I'm staying there and then guess what,

1353
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 2: I get a message that says he can only wait

1354
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 2: for two minutes, and then he leaves, and so I'm panicking.

1355
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get charged for this one.

1356
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to tell Bazer. Hey, sorry, I had

1357
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 2: two uber charges because I had to leave early. Always

1358
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: leave early because I had to get sleep. Sorry, slept

1359
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 2: at the radio station. Long story for another day. So anyways,

1360
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm downtown and i'm my guy's not coming ha ha.

1361
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 2: I text him Hi. I wish I could read the

1362
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 2: messages because I was like, hey, man, I'm on Broadway.

1363
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: Where are you? And he goes Broadway okay, man, I'm

1364
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: standing f and right here. I need the bleep.

1365
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 2: But I was like, dude, I'm standing right here. I

1366
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: can see the other lane where they're going north. I

1367
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,919
Speaker 2: I'm trying to go south. There, I can see both

1368
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: where the car you Broadway? Okay, I mean, I don't

1369
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: know if you're playing the role of like you don't

1370
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 2: know English, or you're just trying to annoy me. And

1371
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 2: it says thirty seconds. I'm just adding this for the

1372
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 2: story thirty seconds your.

1373
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: Car will leave. Okay, Well, what am I supposed to do?

1374
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: He's not here. I'm on Broadway, dude. Our dots are

1375
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: right together. Our dots are right together. So I go

1376
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: around the corner. I'm like, this is he's either parked

1377
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: in the in the bar or dude, this is a

1378
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: glitch in the app or this guy doesn't know where

1379
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: Broadway is and I have no idea why our dots

1380
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: are matched. I go around the corner in the alley,

1381
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: Rose just sitting there. Park Dude, he's parked in pay

1382
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: to park and he just sits there. So like, what

1383
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: what do you do?

1384
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 2: You just wait for somebody to come exactly to your car,

1385
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 2: Like were you ever gonna pull onto Broadway?

1386
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: Bro?

1387
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 2: And pick me up to where I had the location at?

1388
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: Like you he probably saw me panicking looking around, and

1389
01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 2: he just they'll come to me. I mean, uh, I

1390
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 2: get in his car, he goes, how's it going. I'm like, dude,

1391
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: thank you, I'm not talking to you. You just saw

1392
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: me on the corner for the past two minutes like

1393
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 2: a hooker and dressed out, and because you were just

1394
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 2: chilling and paid a park and saying you were on Broadway,

1395
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: but you were actually on Broadway in the corner of

1396
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 2: brew House and Tequila Cowboy. So yeah, you actually weren't

1397
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 2: on Broadway.

1398
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 3: You were in a parking lot. You weren't in on

1399
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 3: the road. I'm on the road looking for you.

1400
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, mother, Hey dude.

1401
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 2: So next time when I text you where you at

1402
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 2: and you text Broadway, you need to say an alley

1403
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 2: because that's where you're in, Ay, next.

1404
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: To Broadway brew House, not on Broadway.

1405
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: For sure. Thought I was drunk and he could pull one,

1406
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: didn't didn't. I'm the parking master.

1407
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Yes, the stress. You didn't deserve that.

1408
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: That was one two, three Uber stories.

1409
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 3: And what's weird is I take a lyft another segment beautiful,

1410
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 3: But it's funny how everybody says Uber but they lift too,

1411
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 3: don't you or do you only use.

1412
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: Uber baser lyfts. I've just never done that app, but.

1413
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 3: That was the first one i'd downloaded because it was

1414
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,439
Speaker 3: the first one here, and so I downloaded Lift.

1415
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: She does it, she texted them both.

1416
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 3: But I feel I do say, oh, I took an

1417
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 3: Uber even though I took a lift. Yeah, very interesting.

1418
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 2: It's American culture. It's like, you went to the bar,

1419
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 2: But did you necessarily go to a bar? Or do

1420
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 2: you go to a tavern? Did you go to a

1421
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 2: honky tonk? Did you go to a social?

1422
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 3: Uh? Uh? Uh uh?

1423
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: Hampton social? What's that one called? We went to speak

1424
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 1: easy a dive?

1425
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 3: You know?

1426
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: Did you did you go to a bar?

1427
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah? Over to you man, all right, we're out. Yeah,

1428
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh messy, thanks for coming to visit. Man, too bad,

1429
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 3: you gotta tie. I was a little pissed about that,

1430
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 3: but all right.

1431
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 1: Got to say I was a little jealous.

1432
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 2: When I googled it this morning, I was like, I

1433
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 2: want to see it if that mother got you saw

1434
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 2: a goal and it said messy fifty second minute.

1435
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 1: A little jealous. Ah.

1436
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1437
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: If I would have known he was going to score

1438
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: a goal, I would have done it for the two

1439
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: hundred bucks.

1440
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 3: It's worth it, dude, I'm telling you, but.

1441
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 2: You couldn't guarant and team me that he was going

1442
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 2: to get a goal. You're right, you said he wasn't

1443
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 2: going to play.

1444
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 3: I said, what if he doesn't play?

1445
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: Not only did he play, he scored a goal.

1446
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he played the whole time.

1447
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,479
Speaker 1: That was my biggest fear.

1448
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 3: And that's what I said when we were walking back

1449
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 3: to the car, was like, damn, that sucked. But I'd

1450
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 3: rather have an exciting game like that and tie than

1451
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 3: have it be boring, get blown out or blow them

1452
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 3: out like I want it to be exciting. And it's

1453
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 3: everything you wanted, and I got my money's worth. Two

1454
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 3: hundred bucks was worth it.

1455
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 1: Three dudes in front, Dude to the side, Dude to

1456
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: the left, man.

1457
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 3: I mean fat Joe in front of me. Dude like

1458
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 3: I mean, could not see around him. I mean he

1459
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,439
Speaker 3: was so wide. Brian tried to sit down at one morning.

1460
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 3: He goes, I can't see anything. He stood back up.

1461
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: We'll sand together, man, brothers.

1462
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 3: No, we know he did. He was trying to lean

1463
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 3: to the right, right, lean the left. He goes, and

1464
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 3: he goes. It's bigger than a gray Wall of China.

1465
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: Dude, you guys stood together in solidarity.

1466
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 3: We did me and him the whole game.

1467
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: You got to post that pick. Oh it's a video

1468
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: pictures worth a hundred words.

1469
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a video.

1470
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: I hope.

1471
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 3: I took a video, and sometimes the dude thought he

1472
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 3: was filming and he wasn't filming. Dude, I felt bad,

1473
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 3: But yeah, he's filming, dude, he's filming everything film. I mean,

1474
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,959
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty two minutes that he was there,

1475
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 3: he filmed it and he went live and it was

1476
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 3: the funniest part of one person. That was my favorite

1477
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 3: part of the whole night.

1478
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: Dude, You not that's bad memories. When me and Scuba

1479
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: got was zero Facebook why Yeah, But then we went

1480
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: to nstant we got.

1481
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 3: One hundred oh, and I was gonna try to DM

1482
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 3: Messy to see if he'd come on the pod.

1483
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: I guess you can't DM him. He doesn't take dms,

1484
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: at least you tried, man.

1485
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so doing something for the pod, Dude, I didn't

1486
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 3: take video, but I took that.

1487
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 2: So you were gonna DM him and you didn't take

1488
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 2: any videos or pictures. And we do have a picture

1489
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 2: of a four hundred pound dude standing up in front

1490
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 2: of you.

1491
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was more interesting. Good mess, all right,