WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Farm House Love

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<v Speaker 1>Are you looking jew Boles? Second d update? Now, gather

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<v Speaker 1>the round, boys and Girls's time for your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>And today we have quite a doozy of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Young couple went out and had a date on the farm. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately she's not getting a call back. Where did her

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<v Speaker 1>bow schedadle too? Well, you'll find out right now in

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new second date updated bows. I hate that

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<v Speaker 1>Marissa is on the phone to do a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update today, and that's what her email said. She said

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<v Speaker 1>she had a first date on a farm. Interested to

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<v Speaker 1>find out how that went. Marissa, what's up? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing good? How are you guys good? Or should

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<v Speaker 1>I say howdy? Ye? Huh oh? I like that. Whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you need me to do to make you feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for doing the second date update today. So

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<v Speaker 1>what's the name of the guy that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call his name? How did you end up going to

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<v Speaker 1>a farm? Your email wasn't really clear on that. It

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<v Speaker 1>just said that you guys spent your date at a farm, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So backstory, I actually work on a farm. Oh cool,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? I'm a farmhand? Just whatever we

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<v Speaker 1>need to do, planting, weeding, you know, working with the

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<v Speaker 1>goats leading out all that. Yeah, so that's what a

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<v Speaker 1>farmhand does. Yeah, yeah, I had no idea interesting, learned

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<v Speaker 1>something new. Yeah, we're more or less a jack of

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<v Speaker 1>all trades. Okay, cool. I mean I assume you took

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<v Speaker 1>him to the farm that you work on. Yes, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet him? So? I was visiting the city.

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<v Speaker 1>I was visiting one of my really good friends from school.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got together and or hanging out at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and she had a bunch of friends coming down and

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<v Speaker 1>he was one of those friends. All Right, So this

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<v Speaker 1>guy came along in the group of friends that you

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<v Speaker 1>were hanging out with. How'd you eventually decide to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. So when he initially walked in and

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<v Speaker 1>met him, I thought he was cute. So we started talking,

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<v Speaker 1>and we talked a lot throughout the night, and one

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<v Speaker 1>of the topics that came up was what I do,

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<v Speaker 1>which is working on a farm. He was really surprised

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<v Speaker 1>when I first told him that, and he just kept

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<v Speaker 1>coming back to it throughout the night, like asking me

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<v Speaker 1>questions about what I do and how I got into

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<v Speaker 1>it and all these different things. Well, I could see

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<v Speaker 1>that it's a it's a pretty interesting job. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>met a farmhand really. Now, you guys there are city slickers.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I've only lived in cities my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been out on farms or anything. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think he was using it as a like way to

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<v Speaker 1>get to know you or do you think that he

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<v Speaker 1>was more interested in the farm than you. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was very interested in me because we had other

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<v Speaker 1>conversations about other stuff. You know, I don't know. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was competitive because I kind of I said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, come out and keep you can handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did kind of goat him a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>but he seemed excited. So he came out and we

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<v Speaker 1>spent the whole day building a goat pen. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a really cool way to, like one

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<v Speaker 1>get to know somebody and really know their personality. How

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<v Speaker 1>did it go? You know, he was a trooper. He

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<v Speaker 1>definitely struggled a little bit, Like I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>tiring for him. But h was he a dude with

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<v Speaker 1>no how or did you have to instruct him the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time? No? No, he definitely needed the instruction, but

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<v Speaker 1>he like picked stuff up quickly. But you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>just you're not used to using muscles like that. He

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<v Speaker 1>gets tired, you would it would have been me. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have been like, you want me to now? What? Into? What? No?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so dirty in here? Did you see the shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>We just go inside and watch some Netflix or something. Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 1>He did show up in Converse, but that was all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, do you think he had a positive

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<v Speaker 1>experience and he wasn't like emasculated by having to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to a lady tell him what to do on a farm, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he was totally cool with that. Um. There was one

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<v Speaker 1>one slightly embarrassing moment that happened after we were finishing

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<v Speaker 1>with all the goats in there. Um, you know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>putting down hay from them, and he was bending over

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the goats jumped on like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>mounted him and started combing him. So he got hume,

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<v Speaker 1>fire a goat And I could ask him he got

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<v Speaker 1>any action on this date, but I guess he just

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<v Speaker 1>answered my question. Well he did. Um. Actually, what was

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<v Speaker 1>even funnier was that he like didn't quite get it.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought the goat just really liked him. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that he don't really liked it. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>kind off of him, realized what was really going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The goat likes you a little too much. Get the

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<v Speaker 1>goat off of him back? So how did everything in

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<v Speaker 1>with him? It was an awesome night, so we you know,

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<v Speaker 1>had a bonfire outside, drink whiskey, you know, hung out.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a gentleman. He wanted to say the night,

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<v Speaker 1>but he slept on the couch in the living room. Wow. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's easier to sneak out and get back to that

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<v Speaker 1>goat pin. That's why I think, no, wonder he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back, was he? Wow? Did you guys hang

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<v Speaker 1>out in the morning too? So here's the thing. He

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<v Speaker 1>was actually gone in the morning when I got up,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was a note on my Furgit said thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for everything. I had a laugh, like, if you left

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<v Speaker 1>a note, that's still a good sign, right, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought to why I texted him a handful of times,

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<v Speaker 1>gave him a call, have not heard back. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like such a fun day too, and like a romantic

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<v Speaker 1>end to the whole thing. Did you guys ever kiss

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<v Speaker 1>when you were around the bonfire? Yow? We did. We

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<v Speaker 1>made out a little bit. It was really nice. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the romantic. I was like, what romantic end? You got

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<v Speaker 1>humped by a goat and fell asleep on a couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't sound that romantic. Okay, the kiss, I guess could be.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well we'll play a song. Come back call

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<v Speaker 1>him and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I called on frooking Jubil in the morning. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to today's second date update. So dumb and

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<v Speaker 1>I actually love it if you missed the first part

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<v Speaker 1>of today a second day of date. Marissa is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and she works at a farm, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why there was little goat sound to start off the

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<v Speaker 1>second part of today's second DA up date. And she

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<v Speaker 1>met a guy named Keith actually in the city was

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<v Speaker 1>she was out with some friends, and he was very

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<v Speaker 1>impressed that she worked at a farm. So she invited

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<v Speaker 1>him out the next weekend to come check things out

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<v Speaker 1>on the farm. They spent the whole day together. They

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<v Speaker 1>built a goat pen. Yeah and thank you, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they had like a bonfire and whatever at night, and

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<v Speaker 1>he slept on the couch. She woke up the next

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<v Speaker 1>morning to find a note on the refrigerator and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time, and now she's heard nothing

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<v Speaker 1>from him, so we're about to call him and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what the reason is. Marissa, you're ready, Yeah, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, dall this one him right now? Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello. Hello, uh okay, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>may have a wrong number. Keith. Hey, is this Keith? Yes, Keith?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. This is a Jewbil from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, a radio show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't a goat who called you? That was me

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<v Speaker 1>making a goat sound. Okay. I wanted to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>a few questions about a mutual friend that we have

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<v Speaker 1>a mutual friend. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I have any friends in radio. No, she's not in radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Marissa, and you sort of went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with her. H Do you want to what now?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see if you could tell us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about your date with Marissa, because she emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us and says that since you guys spent an afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out at her farm, she hasn't heard from you,

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<v Speaker 1>and she really thought you guys had a good connection

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<v Speaker 1>and wanted to go out again. She said all that bitching,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she did. It's a lot of groaning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>segment we do on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't call you back, they email us so that

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<v Speaker 1>we can call you and find out why a second

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? There has not been a second date. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. That's what the segment is called.

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<v Speaker 1>She's basically asking why there won't be a second date. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>did she do something wrong? Um? I don't know. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was okay for a while. It was okay at

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<v Speaker 1>first as far as dates go. Um, but let's just

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<v Speaker 1>say it got weird at a certain point. And was

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<v Speaker 1>it after you were humped by a goat? She told

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<v Speaker 1>you about about that part too, Huh, Yeah, she told

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<v Speaker 1>us all about it. That was one of the highlights. Really, No, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't was actually you know, that was a surprise,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was ended up being, you know, like a

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<v Speaker 1>funny moment. You know when when she described the date,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded so fun. There was a bonfire at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys made out a little bit yeah. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>on paper, it sounds great, and honestly, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>it was really cool. I was I was really interested

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<v Speaker 1>in her whole like farm deal and you know, getting

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<v Speaker 1>to swing a hammer and stuff you don't do that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like old school stuff. Was super fun. It

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<v Speaker 1>was great. There's a certain point it got weird, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just all in all, she's really cool. It's just they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really I'm ready for the kind for everything

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<v Speaker 1>about what she's got going on out there, So you

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're ready for farm life. Like when did

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<v Speaker 1>it get weird? Yeah, there was a moment that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that has been really impossible to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. You have to share. It's killing me. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's not, it's not killing you. What does that mean? Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, but it's I'm not crazy about

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<v Speaker 1>telling the story. Um, basically, you know, came out there.

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<v Speaker 1>We started pretty quick building this goat pen, which honestly

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<v Speaker 1>was really fun and it was very like a little

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<v Speaker 1>house of the Prairie kind of deal. We're like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>picking up bench rails and super fun. Okay, after a while,

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs asked me are you Are you getting hungry? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really working up an appetite.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just great. She's like, cool, I'm gonna get some food.

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<v Speaker 1>And she walks straight over to the chicken coop and

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<v Speaker 1>I hear, like, you know, a little commotion in the

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<v Speaker 1>chicken coop. She comes walking out. She's got a chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, you know, sort of walking towards the house.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just watching her go as you do when

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<v Speaker 1>there's a girl. She's walking away. Yeah, y'all, watch for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And as she's walking away, casual is anything, she just

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<v Speaker 1>could crack snapped the neck of the chicken. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>why so you watched her murder a chicken? Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>just snapped it. For you guys, it's farm life, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean he's killing innocent chicken. Can you do

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<v Speaker 1>if you want chicken? Fuck it? You cut the head

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<v Speaker 1>off and you don't even down? Yeah, I mean, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's how it's done. But I never wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see it happen, and I never had seen it happen,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never want to see it again. I'm like you,

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<v Speaker 1>I just like to pretend that somehow the chicken shows

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<v Speaker 1>up cooked on my plate. That's how it's born. So

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<v Speaker 1>like I know, I know intellectually it was once alive

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's a sandwich. But like you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I see the head of the chicken is pointing the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong way now. And she didn't even she didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>break stride. She's just la la la walking down the way,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you know, dead feathers thing in her hand. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Wait, who's that? It's Marissa? Yeah, Keith, I

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<v Speaker 1>should have told you Marissa is actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>did not say she was on the phone right now, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, slip my mind. I'm sorry about that. I

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<v Speaker 1>completely forgot. But now maybe you guys can talk it

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<v Speaker 1>out a little bit. I don't know. Oh, I knew

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<v Speaker 1>this was your first time at a farm, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that you were naive enough to not

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<v Speaker 1>know where a chicken comes from, you know, like the

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<v Speaker 1>stuff on your plate, it gets there. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>I sing a little song to it and it goes

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<v Speaker 1>to sweep and then we have a chicken recent you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like, that's how it happened. I mean, yeah, listen, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this, that happens, okay, But I wasn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>was not ready to see that. And you gave me

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<v Speaker 1>no warning if you said anything. If you'd said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go over here and rip the head off

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken right now, you know, I would have at

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<v Speaker 1>least be able to brace myself or maybe look away.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would have looked away. Oh, come on, you're

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<v Speaker 1>so dramatic. It wasn't that at all. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking away from you. You sighed a chicken

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<v Speaker 1>in my hand, and I said, are you hungry for dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can't connect the dots on that one. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna get some eggs. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. He's like, she's got a chicken. Clearly she's

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<v Speaker 1>planning on making an omelet. Yeah, it's it's the only

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<v Speaker 1>kind of massagees butt and it gives me eggs. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not how it works, dude. Am I the only

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<v Speaker 1>one here that's actually really impressed by Marissa? If anything, Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he should be turned on. I mean, a

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<v Speaker 1>woman who can take a chicken from life to death,

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<v Speaker 1>pluck it and serve it to you for dinner? Is

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<v Speaker 1>impress it? Thank you? I mean if if we were

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, caveman times. I got a debit card.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I go and like hunt things. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like put on like rubber overalls before I

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Rubber overall sound amazing. I need to know

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<v Speaker 1>where to pick those up. It's just crazy, like you

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<v Speaker 1>go and you eat chicken all the time, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is this an issue? I used to Oh, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so now you're a vege hearing because this whole thing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but is this is not like I'm seeing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in my head or I'm thinking about it and like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my principles. It's like it freaks me out. It

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<v Speaker 1>freeps me out. I don't know if you noticed. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you noticed, but I did not eat

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<v Speaker 1>any chicken that night. I could barely look at it

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<v Speaker 1>because I saw what happened to it. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that night, I would sleeping on the couch and I'd

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<v Speaker 1>start to drift off and then I would just see

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<v Speaker 1>you just snapping that thing's next. Oh he didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back because he thinks you're a monster. Oh my god. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was gonna take it. It has taken

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<v Speaker 1>me longer than I thought to like start to get

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<v Speaker 1>over it. And I have I have not. I have

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<v Speaker 1>not touched chicken since I can't see it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even like to smell it. Well, I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>it looks a lot worse if you're eating a pig

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<v Speaker 1>or a cow. And here's the thing, I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>way Marissa did it. She probably had a name for

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<v Speaker 1>the chicken. It lived a good life. You should be great,

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<v Speaker 1>full way worse. It's terrible. It makes you look it's

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<v Speaker 1>a hit, but you tuppy or something for your information.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Sophia. Oh great, Now I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>in having nightmares of Sophia's nick kinnings. Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to ask the question. I think I know the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>But would you like to go on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Marissa? We will pay for it. I gotta I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say no, Drissa, you are better off. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want a sissy city boy anyway, No complaint here? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Was like he could have at least said something. If

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<v Speaker 1>you never even said anything about it being in, you

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<v Speaker 1>could have handled it exactly how I would have handled it.

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<v Speaker 1>If I saw that, if I saw her snapped that

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<v Speaker 1>chicken's deck, I would have screamed and ran I would

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<v Speaker 1>have done it in the morning. Text in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine too says OMG, city boys are so weak.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I take a fence to that. The other

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<v Speaker 1>day I was getting a manicure and they went a

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<v Speaker 1>little too deep doing my cuticles and that hurt. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I only cried a little. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people are texting it at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two saying they'd love to date Marissa. From

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<v Speaker 1>today's second eight update, if you missed it, Marissa met

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Keith. She works as a farmhand. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like a dude, didn't know much about farm so they

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<v Speaker 1>went on a first date to her farm. And the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that he wasn't calling her back he's scared of

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<v Speaker 1>her because he saw her murder a chicken. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>she was making for dinner, and he saw her kill

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken, and it was just way too much from him. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I can barely bring a box of dinner to fruition

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<v Speaker 1>on my stove, let alone kill a chicken and serve

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. So most people saying there's not much

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<v Speaker 1>more woman than that. Most dudes are texting it at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight, five, nine two, saying they'd love to date

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<v Speaker 1>her and watch her kill chickens. I don't know. I'm undecided.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a chicken die in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know. No, I don't know how about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be scared to see it and then to find

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<v Speaker 1>out that's my thing. But anyway, I remember you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second. They don't have to do his

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<v Speaker 1>email the show, and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back. Move to ninety two point five