Speaker 1: Are you looking jew Boles? Second d update? Now, gather
Speaker 1: the round, boys and Girls's time for your second date update.
Speaker 1: And today we have quite a doozy of the story.
Speaker 1: Young couple went out and had a date on the farm. Now,
Speaker 1: unfortunately she's not getting a call back. Where did her
Speaker 1: bow schedadle too? Well, you'll find out right now in
Speaker 1: a brand new second date updated bows. I hate that
Speaker 1: Marissa is on the phone to do a second date
Speaker 1: update today, and that's what her email said. She said
Speaker 1: she had a first date on a farm. Interested to
Speaker 1: find out how that went. Marissa, what's up? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good? How are you guys good? Or should
Speaker 1: I say howdy? Ye? Huh oh? I like that. Whatever
Speaker 1: you need me to do to make you feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing the second date update today. So
Speaker 1: what's the name of the guy that you want to
Speaker 1: call his name? How did you end up going to
Speaker 1: a farm? Your email wasn't really clear on that. It
Speaker 1: just said that you guys spent your date at a farm, right,
Speaker 1: So backstory, I actually work on a farm. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm a farmhand? Just whatever we
Speaker 1: need to do, planting, weeding, you know, working with the
Speaker 1: goats leading out all that. Yeah, so that's what a
Speaker 1: farmhand does. Yeah, yeah, I had no idea interesting, learned
Speaker 1: something new. Yeah, we're more or less a jack of
Speaker 1: all trades. Okay, cool. I mean I assume you took
Speaker 1: him to the farm that you work on. Yes, how
Speaker 1: did you meet him? So? I was visiting the city.
Speaker 1: I was visiting one of my really good friends from school.
Speaker 1: We just got together and or hanging out at a bar,
Speaker 1: and she had a bunch of friends coming down and
Speaker 1: he was one of those friends. All Right, So this
Speaker 1: guy came along in the group of friends that you
Speaker 1: were hanging out with. How'd you eventually decide to go
Speaker 1: on a date. So when he initially walked in and
Speaker 1: met him, I thought he was cute. So we started talking,
Speaker 1: and we talked a lot throughout the night, and one
Speaker 1: of the topics that came up was what I do,
Speaker 1: which is working on a farm. He was really surprised
Speaker 1: when I first told him that, and he just kept
Speaker 1: coming back to it throughout the night, like asking me
Speaker 1: questions about what I do and how I got into
Speaker 1: it and all these different things. Well, I could see
Speaker 1: that it's a it's a pretty interesting job. I've never
Speaker 1: met a farmhand really. Now, you guys there are city slickers.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I've only lived in cities my whole life.
Speaker 1: I've never been out on farms or anything. Do you
Speaker 1: think he was using it as a like way to
Speaker 1: get to know you or do you think that he
Speaker 1: was more interested in the farm than you. I thought
Speaker 1: he was very interested in me because we had other
Speaker 1: conversations about other stuff. You know, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was competitive because I kind of I said to him,
Speaker 1: you know, come out and keep you can handle it.
Speaker 1: So I did kind of goat him a little bit,
Speaker 1: but he seemed excited. So he came out and we
Speaker 1: spent the whole day building a goat pen. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I think that's a really cool way to, like one
Speaker 1: get to know somebody and really know their personality. How
Speaker 1: did it go? You know, he was a trooper. He
Speaker 1: definitely struggled a little bit, Like I think it was
Speaker 1: tiring for him. But h was he a dude with
Speaker 1: no how or did you have to instruct him the
Speaker 1: whole time? No? No, he definitely needed the instruction, but
Speaker 1: he like picked stuff up quickly. But you know, you're
Speaker 1: just you're not used to using muscles like that. He
Speaker 1: gets tired, you would it would have been me. I'd
Speaker 1: have been like, you want me to now? What? Into? What? No?
Speaker 1: It's so dirty in here? Did you see the shoes?
Speaker 1: We just go inside and watch some Netflix or something. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1: He did show up in Converse, but that was all right.
Speaker 1: So I mean, do you think he had a positive
Speaker 1: experience and he wasn't like emasculated by having to listen
Speaker 1: to a lady tell him what to do on a farm, right, No,
Speaker 1: he was totally cool with that. Um. There was one
Speaker 1: one slightly embarrassing moment that happened after we were finishing
Speaker 1: with all the goats in there. Um, you know, we're
Speaker 1: putting down hay from them, and he was bending over
Speaker 1: and one of the goats jumped on like kind of
Speaker 1: mounted him and started combing him. So he got hume,
Speaker 1: fire a goat And I could ask him he got
Speaker 1: any action on this date, but I guess he just
Speaker 1: answered my question. Well he did. Um. Actually, what was
Speaker 1: even funnier was that he like didn't quite get it.
Speaker 1: He thought the goat just really liked him. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh that he don't really liked it. And then I
Speaker 1: kind off of him, realized what was really going on.
Speaker 1: The goat likes you a little too much. Get the
Speaker 1: goat off of him back? So how did everything in
Speaker 1: with him? It was an awesome night, so we you know,
Speaker 1: had a bonfire outside, drink whiskey, you know, hung out.
Speaker 1: He was a gentleman. He wanted to say the night,
Speaker 1: but he slept on the couch in the living room. Wow. Um,
Speaker 1: it's easier to sneak out and get back to that
Speaker 1: goat pin. That's why I think, no, wonder he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back, was he? Wow? Did you guys hang
Speaker 1: out in the morning too? So here's the thing. He
Speaker 1: was actually gone in the morning when I got up,
Speaker 1: but there was a note on my Furgit said thanks
Speaker 1: for everything. I had a laugh, like, if you left
Speaker 1: a note, that's still a good sign, right, That's what
Speaker 1: I thought to why I texted him a handful of times,
Speaker 1: gave him a call, have not heard back. It sounds
Speaker 1: like such a fun day too, and like a romantic
Speaker 1: end to the whole thing. Did you guys ever kiss
Speaker 1: when you were around the bonfire? Yow? We did. We
Speaker 1: made out a little bit. It was really nice. That's
Speaker 1: the romantic. I was like, what romantic end? You got
Speaker 1: humped by a goat and fell asleep on a couch.
Speaker 1: Don't sound that romantic. Okay, the kiss, I guess could be.
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll play a song. Come back call
Speaker 1: him and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I called on frooking Jubil in the morning. All right,
Speaker 1: welcome back to today's second date update. So dumb and
Speaker 1: I actually love it if you missed the first part
Speaker 1: of today a second day of date. Marissa is on
Speaker 1: the phone and she works at a farm, and that's
Speaker 1: why there was little goat sound to start off the
Speaker 1: second part of today's second DA up date. And she
Speaker 1: met a guy named Keith actually in the city was
Speaker 1: she was out with some friends, and he was very
Speaker 1: impressed that she worked at a farm. So she invited
Speaker 1: him out the next weekend to come check things out
Speaker 1: on the farm. They spent the whole day together. They
Speaker 1: built a goat pen. Yeah and thank you, and then
Speaker 1: they had like a bonfire and whatever at night, and
Speaker 1: he slept on the couch. She woke up the next
Speaker 1: morning to find a note on the refrigerator and said,
Speaker 1: I had a great time, and now she's heard nothing
Speaker 1: from him, so we're about to call him and find
Speaker 1: out what the reason is. Marissa, you're ready, Yeah, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: here we go, dall this one him right now? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hello, uh okay, I think you
Speaker 1: may have a wrong number. Keith. Hey, is this Keith? Yes, Keith?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a Jewbil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wasn't a goat who called you? That was me
Speaker 1: making a goat sound. Okay. I wanted to ask you
Speaker 1: a few questions about a mutual friend that we have
Speaker 1: a mutual friend. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: I have any friends in radio. No, she's not in radio.
Speaker 1: Her name is Marissa, and you sort of went on
Speaker 1: a date with her. H Do you want to what now?
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you could tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about your date with Marissa, because she emailed
Speaker 1: us and says that since you guys spent an afternoon
Speaker 1: hanging out at her farm, she hasn't heard from you,
Speaker 1: and she really thought you guys had a good connection
Speaker 1: and wanted to go out again. She said all that bitching,
Speaker 1: Yeah she did. It's a lot of groaning. It's a
Speaker 1: segment we do on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: If you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: they don't call you back, they email us so that
Speaker 1: we can call you and find out why a second
Speaker 1: a second date? There has not been a second date. No,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. That's what the segment is called.
Speaker 1: She's basically asking why there won't be a second date. Oh,
Speaker 1: did she do something wrong? Um? I don't know. It was.
Speaker 1: It was okay for a while. It was okay at
Speaker 1: first as far as dates go. Um, but let's just
Speaker 1: say it got weird at a certain point. And was
Speaker 1: it after you were humped by a goat? She told
Speaker 1: you about about that part too, Huh, Yeah, she told
Speaker 1: us all about it. That was one of the highlights. Really, No, honestly,
Speaker 1: that wasn't was actually you know, that was a surprise,
Speaker 1: but it was ended up being, you know, like a
Speaker 1: funny moment. You know when when she described the date,
Speaker 1: it sounded so fun. There was a bonfire at the end.
Speaker 1: You guys made out a little bit yeah. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: on paper, it sounds great, and honestly, a lot of
Speaker 1: it was really cool. I was I was really interested
Speaker 1: in her whole like farm deal and you know, getting
Speaker 1: to swing a hammer and stuff you don't do that
Speaker 1: kind of like old school stuff. Was super fun. It
Speaker 1: was great. There's a certain point it got weird, you know,
Speaker 1: just all in all, she's really cool. It's just they don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really I'm ready for the kind for everything
Speaker 1: about what she's got going on out there, So you
Speaker 1: don't think you're ready for farm life. Like when did
Speaker 1: it get weird? Yeah, there was a moment that happened.
Speaker 1: Uh that has been really impossible to get out of
Speaker 1: my mind. You have to share. It's killing me. Oh
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not killing you. What does that mean? Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, but it's I'm not crazy about
Speaker 1: telling the story. Um, basically, you know, came out there.
Speaker 1: We started pretty quick building this goat pen, which honestly
Speaker 1: was really fun and it was very like a little
Speaker 1: house of the Prairie kind of deal. We're like, you know,
Speaker 1: picking up bench rails and super fun. Okay, after a while,
Speaker 1: Mrs asked me are you Are you getting hungry? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really working up an appetite.
Speaker 1: It's just great. She's like, cool, I'm gonna get some food.
Speaker 1: And she walks straight over to the chicken coop and
Speaker 1: I hear, like, you know, a little commotion in the
Speaker 1: chicken coop. She comes walking out. She's got a chicken,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, sort of walking towards the house.
Speaker 1: And I'm just watching her go as you do when
Speaker 1: there's a girl. She's walking away. Yeah, y'all, watch for sure.
Speaker 1: And as she's walking away, casual is anything, she just
Speaker 1: could crack snapped the neck of the chicken. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: why so you watched her murder a chicken? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: just snapped it. For you guys, it's farm life, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean he's killing innocent chicken. Can you do
Speaker 1: if you want chicken? Fuck it? You cut the head
Speaker 1: off and you don't even down? Yeah, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe that's how it's done. But I never wanted to
Speaker 1: see it happen, and I never had seen it happen,
Speaker 1: and I never want to see it again. I'm like you,
Speaker 1: I just like to pretend that somehow the chicken shows
Speaker 1: up cooked on my plate. That's how it's born. So
Speaker 1: like I know, I know intellectually it was once alive
Speaker 1: and now it's a sandwich. But like you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I see the head of the chicken is pointing the
Speaker 1: wrong way now. And she didn't even she didn't even
Speaker 1: break stride. She's just la la la walking down the way,
Speaker 1: which is you know, dead feathers thing in her hand. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's it. Wait, who's that? It's Marissa? Yeah, Keith, I
Speaker 1: should have told you Marissa is actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. Well, you
Speaker 1: did not say she was on the phone right now, dude,
Speaker 1: I know, slip my mind. I'm sorry about that. I
Speaker 1: completely forgot. But now maybe you guys can talk it
Speaker 1: out a little bit. I don't know. Oh, I knew
Speaker 1: this was your first time at a farm, but like
Speaker 1: I didn't think that you were naive enough to not
Speaker 1: know where a chicken comes from, you know, like the
Speaker 1: stuff on your plate, it gets there. It's not like
Speaker 1: I sing a little song to it and it goes
Speaker 1: to sweep and then we have a chicken recent you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, that's how it happened. I mean, yeah, listen, hey,
Speaker 1: I know this, that happens, okay, But I wasn't. I
Speaker 1: was not ready to see that. And you gave me
Speaker 1: no warning if you said anything. If you'd said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over here and rip the head off
Speaker 1: a chicken right now, you know, I would have at
Speaker 1: least be able to brace myself or maybe look away.
Speaker 1: I probably would have looked away. Oh, come on, you're
Speaker 1: so dramatic. It wasn't that at all. First of all,
Speaker 1: I was walking away from you. You sighed a chicken
Speaker 1: in my hand, and I said, are you hungry for dinner?
Speaker 1: Like you can't connect the dots on that one. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna get some eggs. He's like,
Speaker 1: makes sense. He's like, she's got a chicken. Clearly she's
Speaker 1: planning on making an omelet. Yeah, it's it's the only
Speaker 1: kind of massagees butt and it gives me eggs. Like,
Speaker 1: that's not how it works, dude. Am I the only
Speaker 1: one here that's actually really impressed by Marissa? If anything, Keith,
Speaker 1: I think he should be turned on. I mean, a
Speaker 1: woman who can take a chicken from life to death,
Speaker 1: pluck it and serve it to you for dinner? Is
Speaker 1: impress it? Thank you? I mean if if we were
Speaker 1: like you know, caveman times. I got a debit card.
Speaker 1: That's how I go and like hunt things. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't like put on like rubber overalls before I
Speaker 1: do it. Rubber overall sound amazing. I need to know
Speaker 1: where to pick those up. It's just crazy, like you
Speaker 1: go and you eat chicken all the time, right, Like,
Speaker 1: why is this an issue? I used to Oh, right,
Speaker 1: so now you're a vege hearing because this whole thing. No,
Speaker 1: but is this is not like I'm seeing, you know,
Speaker 1: in my head or I'm thinking about it and like,
Speaker 1: oh my principles. It's like it freaks me out. It
Speaker 1: freeps me out. I don't know if you noticed. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you noticed, but I did not eat
Speaker 1: any chicken that night. I could barely look at it
Speaker 1: because I saw what happened to it. And you know,
Speaker 1: that night, I would sleeping on the couch and I'd
Speaker 1: start to drift off and then I would just see
Speaker 1: you just snapping that thing's next. Oh he didn't call
Speaker 1: you back because he thinks you're a monster. Oh my god. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna take it. It has taken
Speaker 1: me longer than I thought to like start to get
Speaker 1: over it. And I have I have not. I have
Speaker 1: not touched chicken since I can't see it. I don't
Speaker 1: even like to smell it. Well, I can tell you
Speaker 1: it looks a lot worse if you're eating a pig
Speaker 1: or a cow. And here's the thing, I mean, the
Speaker 1: way Marissa did it. She probably had a name for
Speaker 1: the chicken. It lived a good life. You should be great,
Speaker 1: full way worse. It's terrible. It makes you look it's
Speaker 1: a hit, but you tuppy or something for your information.
Speaker 1: Her name is Sophia. Oh great, Now I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in having nightmares of Sophia's nick kinnings. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: to ask the question. I think I know the answer.
Speaker 1: But would you like to go on a second date
Speaker 1: with Marissa? We will pay for it. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta say no, Drissa, you are better off. You don't
Speaker 1: want a sissy city boy anyway, No complaint here? All right?
Speaker 1: Was like he could have at least said something. If
Speaker 1: you never even said anything about it being in, you
Speaker 1: could have handled it exactly how I would have handled it.
Speaker 1: If I saw that, if I saw her snapped that
Speaker 1: chicken's deck, I would have screamed and ran I would
Speaker 1: have done it in the morning. Text in at seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine too says OMG, city boys are so weak.
Speaker 1: You know, I take a fence to that. The other
Speaker 1: day I was getting a manicure and they went a
Speaker 1: little too deep doing my cuticles and that hurt. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I only cried a little. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: a lot of people are texting it at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two saying they'd love to date Marissa. From
Speaker 1: today's second eight update, if you missed it, Marissa met
Speaker 1: a dude named Keith. She works as a farmhand. He's
Speaker 1: like a dude, didn't know much about farm so they
Speaker 1: went on a first date to her farm. And the
Speaker 1: reason that he wasn't calling her back he's scared of
Speaker 1: her because he saw her murder a chicken. That's what
Speaker 1: she was making for dinner, and he saw her kill
Speaker 1: a chicken, and it was just way too much from him. Dude,
Speaker 1: I can barely bring a box of dinner to fruition
Speaker 1: on my stove, let alone kill a chicken and serve
Speaker 1: it to you. So most people saying there's not much
Speaker 1: more woman than that. Most dudes are texting it at
Speaker 1: seven eight, five, nine two, saying they'd love to date
Speaker 1: her and watch her kill chickens. I don't know. I'm undecided.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a chicken die in front of me,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. No, I don't know how about it.
Speaker 1: I'd be scared to see it and then to find
Speaker 1: out that's my thing. But anyway, I remember you want
Speaker 1: to do a second. They don't have to do his
Speaker 1: email the show, and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back. Move to ninety two point five