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Speaker 1: Are you looking jew Boles? Second d update? Now, gather

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Speaker 1: the round, boys and Girls's time for your second date update.

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Speaker 1: And today we have quite a doozy of the story.

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Speaker 1: Young couple went out and had a date on the farm. Now,

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Speaker 1: unfortunately she's not getting a call back. Where did her

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Speaker 1: bow schedadle too? Well, you'll find out right now in

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Speaker 1: a brand new second date updated bows. I hate that

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Speaker 1: Marissa is on the phone to do a second date

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Speaker 1: update today, and that's what her email said. She said

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Speaker 1: she had a first date on a farm. Interested to

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Speaker 1: find out how that went. Marissa, what's up? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good? How are you guys good? Or should

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Speaker 1: I say howdy? Ye? Huh oh? I like that. Whatever

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Speaker 1: Thank you for doing the second date update today. So

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Speaker 1: what's the name of the guy that you want to

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Speaker 1: just said that you guys spent your date at a farm, right,

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Speaker 1: So backstory, I actually work on a farm. Oh cool,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm a farmhand? Just whatever we

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Speaker 1: need to do, planting, weeding, you know, working with the

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Speaker 1: goats leading out all that. Yeah, so that's what a

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Speaker 1: farmhand does. Yeah, yeah, I had no idea interesting, learned

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Speaker 1: something new. Yeah, we're more or less a jack of

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Speaker 1: all trades. Okay, cool. I mean I assume you took

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Speaker 1: I was visiting one of my really good friends from school.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I've only lived in cities my whole life.

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Speaker 1: So I did kind of goat him a little bit,

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Speaker 1: out what the reason is. Marissa, you're ready, Yeah, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: here we go, dall this one him right now? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, a radio show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: segment we do on our show called the second Date Update.

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Speaker 1: a second date? There has not been a second date. No,

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