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Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say, if you look at them as

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how they progress.

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Speaker 1: Tia is tea together.

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Speaker 1: Like down with the community. Where did Amara go? Tamara

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Speaker 1: went elsewhere? You're so happy? So happy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you you look like you placed a bed. That's

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Speaker 1: He bet on whereins?

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm telling you, because them bitches behaved differently?

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Speaker 1: Where is Tamara? That's our spinoff podcast from this say

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Speaker 1: the finding Tamara chips in yours are racist.

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Speaker 1: Money turkey stuff I can't tell me. Voices in my

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Speaker 1: head be telling me to go to church. They say,

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Speaker 1: the Lord is the only way for you to stop

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Speaker 1: to hurt. Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles alike to another

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Speaker 1: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 2: The podcast where we daft deep deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 1: We finally worked to prove that Kim Whitley is Jackie Harry.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm

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Speaker 2: And also, I would like to point out that you

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Speaker 1: All right fair enough song? That was crazy, and you

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Speaker 1: did a vile, vile man. Listen, agree to disagree.

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Speaker 2: I think he's a pretty cool guy.

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Speaker 1: Also, did you have a Kim Whitley phase? I feel

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, it would It would get Joe pick

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Speaker 1: She knows the effect she had on generations of us.

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Speaker 2: I think that's why she's so comfortable being a silly billy.

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Speaker 2: It's the most beautiful part of her is that like

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Speaker 2: So yeah, go ahead, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Whatever she'd be doing. She's silly. You know.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today, I imagine I don't know when his

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Speaker 2: his name, and we're so excited he's here. You know

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Speaker 2: him from the Goddamn Tonight Show, from the Daily Show,

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Speaker 2: you know him from his comedy specials. He's so funny.

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Speaker 2: We're so happy that he's joining us. Please give it

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Speaker 2: up for Josh Johnson.

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Speaker 3: My Kim Whitley phase was during Sister Sister Ah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think that uh, you take the message, not

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Speaker 1: Tell us everything you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not the matrix necessarily as in the

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Speaker 2: Let's let's call it what it was. That was robot

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Speaker 2: pussy juice, and please finish your thought, but let's be accurate.

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Speaker 3: And he was still in the matrix. Then when he's

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Speaker 3: dejah What do you I've never been here before and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I use the fan theory to explain

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Speaker 1: Shit's just dumb, man, because it's more exciting that way.

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Speaker 1: But I think that shit's just dumb.

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Speaker 3: I mean, some of my life feels like it would

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Speaker 2: I bet there are like three black guys doing a

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Speaker 1: Mentioning me once and never again, never again. I bet they.

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Speaker 1: I bet one of them got a dog. That'd be cool.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, oh you're no, you're not bought in.

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Speaker 3: No dude, if I if, oh, if I believed it,

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Speaker 3: how did this happen?

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Speaker 3: So this is the one thing that I've seen in

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Speaker 3: I'll pitch you this because this is the wildest one.

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Speaker 1: Those are truly the most powerful people, though, dumb people

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Speaker 4: Because that's what I'm saying. We gotta stop making them

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Speaker 2: Yes, they would, because you know what it is is

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Speaker 2: I am keeping that bitch close. This has to be

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00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: fake because I'm gonna kill everybody.

438
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, because they would be in the bunker.

439
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 3: They would be in the they wouldn't They could kill

440
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: some people on the way of the bunker that might

441
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 3: be standing in front of the bunker, but they wouldn't

442
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 3: come out.

443
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm saying.

444
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: Though, I think they're going to murder everybody within like

445
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 2: a mile radius.

446
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 3: Oh I see, I see.

447
00:24:59,640 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: True.

448
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: They're gonna go on a mission all the things that

449
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 2: they need, secure a perimeter, and and kill everything that

450
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 2: lives in between that area.

451
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah they're not, they're not. They're not hoarding bullets to

452
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: not use them. Yeah, they gotta they gotta kill spray something. Yeah.

453
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'm just like I'm thinking of it

454
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 3: from a way of like I watched Doomsday preppers years

455
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: before the pandemic ever happened, and all of it was like, guys,

456
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 3: I gotta get out of here. And they had an

457
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 3: undisclosed location, so I definitely see them killing people on

458
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: the way. But like if it had been let's say,

459
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 3: COVID wasn't happening and it had been zombies, I don't

460
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 3: think they would have like come out just to shoot

461
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 3: zombies for fun. That's like a dystopian movie thing. I

462
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 3: think that you you finally go ahead and get in

463
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 3: the bunker and hope you can last for twenty years

464
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 3: and that all the zombies will like stop moving by Then.

465
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

466
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Speaker 2: I think you're you're discounting the first couple days of

467
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: this thing, right that, like, yeah, fair enough.

468
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: In the first.

469
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 5: Couple of days, the motherfuckers might have opened the door

470
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 5: and like been in there for a minute, yeahs, And

471
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 5: then they saw people outside breathing air and they were like, no,

472
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 5: never mind, I'm not.

473
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 3: Gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, do you think then,

474
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 3: do you just just I'm gonna leave bunkers alone In

475
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: a second, but based on who we know of as

476
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 3: the bunker people, do you think that let's let's say,

477
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 3: something happens and you really do need to be in

478
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 3: a bunker or die for like a year and a half, right,

479
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 3: do you think that after that year and a half

480
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: passes and like the government finds some way to like

481
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 3: send messages out again and let people know they can

482
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: come out and stuff, and people actually believe it because

483
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 3: it's like the president or whatever, And we wouldn't have

484
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 3: let's say it had happened in twenty twenty, we wouldn't

485
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: have the deep fakes we have now, so we probably

486
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 3: would have believed it if it came on TV. How

487
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 3: many of those people do you think killed each other

488
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 3: in the bunker? Do you think that there's anybody left

489
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: to come out because people people will be acting like

490
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 3: the bunker people amongst themselves don't get into little clicks.

491
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, yeah.

492
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: Like when you follow a militia dude, some of them.

493
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: I've watched documentaries about militias, and some of these dudes

494
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 3: you can tell there was there was a very funny

495
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 3: what I was watching where this guy's talking and you

496
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 3: can tell his lieutenant want to talk, but he could

497
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 3: just never get a word in. And I'm like that dude,

498
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 3: if it ever goes down, he's shooting that dude in

499
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: the head first.

500
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the way I it's the way. I like

501
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: what Cory Booker says. But I don't like that motherfucker,

502
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: you know what I mean where it's like I'm in

503
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: the militia, but I don't.

504
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't want nothing to do with this, you know

505
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:50,959
Speaker 1: what I mean?

506
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: Everybody at you a cup of tea in this ship.

507
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: And so it's just I think, yeah, there's.

508
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: It's very likely that there are people that would have

509
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: would have probably did kill each other in their little

510
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 2: basement huts, hoping that they could, you know, outlive COVID

511
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: or whatever the next pandemic is that's coming.

512
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I just see, like you you watch some

513
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 3: of these disaster movies, especially with a family, and I'm like,

514
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 3: y'all can keep playing if you want, but like one

515
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 3: of y'all is not making it out of here. Like

516
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: like in a family of four, somebody is gonna accidentally

517
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 3: shoot somebody else. It's gonna happen. And if it's not family,

518
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 3: let it get down to the last Cannaeans.

519
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: You train a lot of family, is it? I thought

520
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: Bunkers was it was usually like family based or like.

521
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be family based.

522
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: You have to keep it small enough to be sustainable

523
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: for a long time, right, Yeah, yeah, the.

524
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 3: Militia thing is different. I just mean that, like some

525
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: of the people I've watched in the bunker situation are

526
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 3: playing the bunk up with people who aren't family So, like,

527
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 3: straight up, it'll be like it'll be two families of

528
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: three in there. It'll be like my wife and kid,

529
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: his wife and kid, all all of us sharing the bunker.

530
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: Because you gotta remember, only the uber rich have like

531
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: money for a proper bunker. If you if you got

532
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: two middle class incomes for middle class incomes, even you're

533
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: not really building underground like that. You're you're not you're

534
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: not building and pouring cement on on a level that's

535
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: like we're gonna have space.

536
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair. It's not you're saying. These are not

537
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: cartwheel sized bunkers. These are laid flat, flat at the

538
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: bottom of a slave boat bunkers for people to leave.

539
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

540
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, because when did you graduate? Uh when did you

541
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 3: graduate college?

542
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to say uh.

543
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: Quite a bit, and time is going to crud all

544
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: of them.

545
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

546
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: When I graduated, your fucking business guy who is objectively

547
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: younger than me.

548
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 3: How about saying when I graduated college, I only break

549
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 3: it up because I brought up the price of a bunker, right,

550
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: And when I graduated college was when the world was

551
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: supposed to end. It's when the Mayans were like, we're done.

552
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: So I took out plenty of loans, thinking like, maybe

553
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: maybe I'm gonna learn out those loans.

554
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: Take it out because of you felt this was a

555
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: simulation and that's how you win.

556
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't think it was a simulation. I

557
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 3: was hoping the minds were onto something because it was

558
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight when I was a freshman, and

559
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 3: I was like.

560
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: You were like you were like, uh, simulation, that's silly.

561
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: Now.

562
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: These lions and that look that figured out.

563
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 3: These Mayans could foresee everything except a white man with

564
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: a gun. They they saw a lot coming and they've

565
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: been right about a lot. And so I was like, man,

566
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: what and that that whole thing brought me to do

567
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: you wonder if there's anybody who invested in a bunker?

568
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 3: And then twenty twenty happened, But then almost everybody lived.

569
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,959
Speaker 3: Oh so now they're like they even in twenty nineteen,

570
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 3: they're like, the family's in trouble. You're going into debt.

571
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: The bank is going to take the house. Don't worry.

572
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 3: Something's coming, baby. Then then they start to hear murmurings

573
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: of like twenty twenty starts happening, COVID starts happening, and

574
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: they're like, Yep, yep, that's what it is.

575
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I promise you girl.

576
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 3: And then there's a vaccine in twenty twenty one and

577
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: they're like, fuck, I don't mean it.

578
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: Has to even go as deep as in a bunker

579
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: or as long term as that. There's people who are

580
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: trying to make toilet paper moves. Then it didn't work out.

581
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: Two months later, baby.

582
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: My toilet paper boat has finally coming. Yeah, I told

583
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 4: you someday this was gonna be the real goal. Sterlin silver,

584
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 4: This Sterlin silvera that Shiman bitch, that's where the money is.

585
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: All Right, we need to take a break. We're gonna

586
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: be we We have I think a lot more to

587
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: unpack inside of this theory.

588
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back with more Josh Johnson more.

589
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,200
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590
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,240
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592
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593
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603
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604
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607
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Speaker 2: travel begin?

608
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Speaker 1: America? We are back with Josh Johnson and Langston's old

609
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: ass discuss it. Hold on, still got it? You're not

610
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: even old. We're the same age.

611
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah you're not. You're not old, like yeah.

612
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah you know or something, Yeah, I got kids, Fellas,

613
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: It just hits different once you become responsible for someone

614
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 2: else's mortality, their their existence in the world. Do you

615
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: start to really feel every ounce of your age?

616
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: What? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to tell you. Sixteen

617
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: year olds get pregnant. Yeah, there's a whole show. Yeah,

618
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: that's what they change afterwards.

619
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 3: No, they don't.

620
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: Show.

621
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't say they get better, Fellas, you're not understanding.

622
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: I didn't say they get better. I could get five

623
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: dudes off hand who got worse.

624
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 2: They get worse, but they are aware that they could

625
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 2: die a lot more than they were a second ago,

626
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 2: I assure you.

627
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: Oh see, I've always been pretty aware I could die, though.

628
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: Were you not a person? Were you not a person?

629
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,479
Speaker 1: You never thought about that? I think I thought about

630
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: it all the time.

631
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: But I think then it sort of puts uh a

632
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 2: children put a timing on it that it makes a

633
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 2: little more complicated, do you know what I mean? Like

634
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: my forever now has a distance attached to it in

635
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: a more objective way than it did before.

636
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I feel that it's just hard to take what.

637
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: You're down to by two gentlemen who refused to nut

638
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 2: in a lady if you.

639
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: Brother until you cowards to load up let's back up.

640
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm shooting up the club. Relax. You think you're special

641
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: until you're willing to load up with intention. You do not.

642
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 2: Speak to me the way that you're speaking to me now,

643
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 2: Josh Finisher thought I apologize.

644
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, No, you just have all your hair and

645
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 3: you like have like you don't have a look of old.

646
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: It's in his heart, though. That is one thing I

647
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: can confirm I do know about. Like all is it's

648
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: all in eternal. Yeah, externally, he's doing fine. Internally complicated,

649
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 1: it's torn up in here. Man.

650
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Hey, here's what I'll tell you both

651
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: of Your love keeps me young.

652
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: How about that.

653
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 3: That that's an old thing to say like that, like

654
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: like you, I don't think you were old until that moment.

655
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 2: Just now, Josh, we Olivia, our wonderful producer, did a

656
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: little bit of research, as it pertains to your conspiracy there,

657
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: and she shared that research with me, thus suggesting that

658
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: I myself did any research. It's a real cool trick

659
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 2: that we pulled here. But she sent me an article

660
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: from Scientific American, which is that's legit. That's the I

661
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: think that's one of the real ones that we look

662
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 2: to for research and ship where it's.

663
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 3: Like scientific America, American, Scientific American. Yeah, I feel like

664
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 3: Science America would have sounded more legit.

665
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm thinking American sounds fake.

666
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: That sounds like the dude who has the theory may

667
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 3: a website.

668
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely sounds like coming from a sovereign stated

669
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: scientific Americans. I will not concede to.

670
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 3: This again, Academy Society, But scientific American sounds like one guy.

671
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair now that I'm saying. Now that you're

672
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: saying it out loud, I feel foolish for having trusted

673
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 2: him so much. But a gentleman wrote an article where

674
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: he explains that confirmed exclamation point, we live in a simulation.

675
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: And in the article it does a lot of really

676
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: really heavy breaking down of like the logic of the

677
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: simulation or sort of like some of the fun mental

678
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 2: scientific elements of the simulation, specifically as it relates to processing.

679
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 2: He says that the the real test of whether or

680
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 2: not we live in a simulation is the size and

681
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: speed of the processor that it would take for all

682
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 2: of us to be existing at the rate and clip

683
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: that we are, And basically, does this weird computation breakdown

684
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: of how the speed of light is evidence of that

685
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 2: processor being large enough, and I don't understand the science

686
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: behind it, but that is the argument.

687
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: Well you scientific American.

688
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just does this scientific American explain like sleep

689
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: and dreams then in the simulation?

690
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: Uh?

691
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 2: He doesn't address sleep and dreams specifically, but what he

692
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 2: does talk about as the second piece of evidence. His

693
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: first piece of evidence is sort of like the speed

694
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: of light being evidence that the process are being large enough.

695
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: The second piece of evidence he points to is what

696
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: he refers to as consciousness. He talks a lot about

697
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 2: how consciousness in and of itself has no function. You

698
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: existing in the world does not necessarily serve anything, or

699
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 2: at least, your interpretation of your existence in the world

700
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: does not serve a greater good for the world. It

701
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: is merely a function of being alive. As we understand it.

702
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: It sounds like.

703
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 3: What you say before you fight someone. These are crazy

704
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: words to say looking at another person.

705
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that your consciousness doesn't matter.

706
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's the longest, most drawn out way to say,

707
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 3: kill yourself.

708
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 2: So he says that this consciousness serves no purpose unless

709
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: it is being used to basic be the energy source

710
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: for another being, for somebody that is either manipulating us

711
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: and or allowing us to sort of live with our

712
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: consciousness that that then feeds a bigger machine which uses

713
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: that for power or resources or whatever they deem fit.

714
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 3: Well, this is my thing that I don't get with

715
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: a lot of simulation stuff that really bothers me. I

716
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 3: don't understand why it always has to be in relation

717
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 3: to a higher, bigger being, like a God or something.

718
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 3: I don't understand why it can't just be that we

719
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 3: are like the rocks are that way because they're that way,

720
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: and the religious people say God made the rocks that

721
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 3: way on purpose for a reason only God knows, and

722
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 3: then science says that the rocks ended up that way

723
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: over time because of the natural processes of the world.

724
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: And I think that with these people who believe in

725
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: the simulation, they're still being like, oh, we're like, we're

726
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: like God testing stuff out and then whenever he feels

727
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: like he's got it right, he'll do the real thing

728
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 3: or something, or we are all all eight billion of us,

729
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 3: were one God's dream or something, and it's like, why

730
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 3: does it have to be bigger? Feels weird because then,

731
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 3: because then you're you don't you aren't explaining anything about

732
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 3: the higher power that is supposedly what's running the simulation.

733
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean smaller. Huh, how to be smaller?

734
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it was.

735
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: Like if they're because it would have to be like

736
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: it would have to have been made, right, If it's

737
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: like a simulation, that like means there's some sort of

738
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: a maker, So how would it be smaller than us?

739
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: I don't think it would be smaller. I just think

740
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 3: it could be like a natural process of what existence is.

741
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 3: It's like, there are things that exist that I never

742
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 3: think about and I'm and I'm never thinking about them.

743
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 3: So why are they there? If I'm never thinking about

744
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 3: them and they're not bigger or smaller than me, they're

745
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: just there.

746
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: That.

747
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are some I guess theories that I've seen

748
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 2: that that make it less about each of us being

749
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 2: plugged in individually and more to your Pete Davidson example,

750
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: us just being like fucking you know, we're gigabytes inside

751
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: of a larger image, a larger sort of like cloth

752
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: of shit inside of one person's head or one being's head.

753
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 2: But it's not a fucking person and so I think

754
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 2: in theory what the argument would be is not bigger

755
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: or smaller, but just not one to one. If that

756
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: makes sense that they didn't need to plug eight billion

757
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: of us in, They just needed to plug one dude in,

758
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 2: and he could imagine eight billion people.

759
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 3: In a plane. I guess I see how that could

760
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 3: be a thing. I mean, the more now hearing that

761
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 3: I believe in everything about this less like like I

762
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: do think, I do think, like actually hearing it from

763
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 3: someone who has studied something makes it sadly sound a

764
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: bit dumber than when it was just like a pop

765
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 3: culture take.

766
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I.

767
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: Struggle with this in part because it so easily feels

768
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 2: just like a person who wanted, specifically a white person,

769
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: who wanted to detach from some level of humanity so

770
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 2: they could keep rocking the way that they rock, like

771
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: Eli Musk being like this giant champion for us being

772
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 2: in the simulation feels very much like a dude being like, well,

773
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: I don't want to feel bad about what my family

774
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 2: did in those diamond minds. So this is all just

775
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: a ruse. There's nothing real here at all.

776
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 3: I feel like this entire time, David's take has just

777
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: been right, Like I think that this is like I mean,

778
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 3: but I'm as someone who like I've had people say

779
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 3: these things to my face and I just sort of

780
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 3: politely let them talk and then I'd ask them the

781
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 3: questions I asked. I told you I'd asked them of

782
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: just like, well, are you satisfied with your life? If not,

783
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: why and why don't you just use the fact that

784
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 3: you know that this is a simulation to change it.

785
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 3: But I will say this, and maybe this is partially

786
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: maybe I'm too locked in to the matrix to see,

787
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: but everyone that I've ever met that has ever had

788
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 3: a take like this, that I've actually had the chance

789
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: to talk to in person, did not understand any deeper

790
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 3: level of what they were talking about other than the

791
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: surface level. Y'all, n this is real. We're in a simulation.

792
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: It's like it's like Andrew Tate doesn't actually have an

793
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 3: idea of what the matrix is. He just knows the

794
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: police are coming, right, So then you'll notice he always

795
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 3: says matrix the day before he gets arrested, like whenever

796
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 3: he's like, damn, where's my thumb dry? I cannot find

797
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 3: that thumb drive. I bet you I bet you. I'm

798
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 3: gonna get a call tomorrow. You know what, Let me

799
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 3: tweet about the matrix for a little while.

800
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great way to not be held accountable. Yeah,

801
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: it truly just feels like that.

802
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: It feels like everybody's skirting accountability by being like, none

803
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 2: of this is real. You're all falling for a big ruise.

804
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, man, you actually heard generations of

805
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 2: people and you're gonna have to reflect in that.

806
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 3: And you never see the You never see the opposite happen.

807
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 3: You never see someone who's like made it, who believes

808
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 3: this is a matrix and it's trying to like break

809
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: through for you.

810
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: Does that make sense what I'm saying, right right, right?

811
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: Because why would they they like, yeah, this is a

812
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: simulation and they hit the top. What do they need

813
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: to help you for?

814
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 3: Because it might be an MP anyway, you might be

815
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 3: mister Smith anyway.

816
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: Guess what Morvius was broke? You know what I mean?

817
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: Wasn't that was just one jacket?

818
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Them low glasses because those are the ones he

819
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: could afford. You know what I mean?

820
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: That wasn't That wasn't him being fly That was in

821
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 2: piecing it together?

822
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's it's it's one of those things where

823
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 3: I wish it. I think that the notion is like

824
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 3: interesting right the same way it falls into one of

825
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: the categories of things that I do find interesting even

826
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 3: though there's no proof. For one is like I don't

827
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 3: really believe in psychics. I think that there's either too

828
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: many Charlatans or just not enough ways to show that

829
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 3: you're properly a psychic. Or maybe there's some space time

830
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 3: continuum stuff that a psychic knows will happen if they interfere,

831
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 3: so they just don't do it and they just live

832
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: with the horror. Maybe that's it. But there's there's a thing,

833
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: there's a there's a what if question that I really

834
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: enjoy that this normally falls into. It just never seems

835
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 3: to fall into it with people that I like talking to.

836
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah.

837
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 3: Because the thing that I pitched someone one time when

838
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 3: they were like, I don't believe in psychics or whatever.

839
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 3: I don't believe in premonition or intuition and stuff, and

840
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay. At the time, Usain Bolt was

841
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 3: the fastest man on the planet. He was the only

842
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 3: person on the planet that we knew of that could

843
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: run as fast as he runs. So if there's a

844
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 3: chance that someone can do something in the physical that

845
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: it that they're the only person in the world that

846
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 3: can do it out of billions of people, isn't there

847
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 3: a chance that someone has a level of intuition that

848
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 3: is so heightened that it that it it almost reeks

849
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 3: of premonition. And they were like, oh, yeah, made, And

850
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 3: so I'm like, I'm like, that's that's my only case

851
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 3: that I make for psychics that I don't even believe

852
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 3: in really, you know, and I want the matrix to

853
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 3: almost fall into that. But that's not a point that

854
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: I've seen anybody make. Well, that there are too many

855
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: layers to react, Like there's so many things that can

856
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 3: happen on top of things that could happen, that I

857
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 3: should never feel deja vu. Deja vu should not exist

858
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 3: to that point.

859
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: I was just listening to a daily article actually about

860
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: a lady who's like this super smeller, Like, for whatever reason,

861
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: her and her grandmother and like I assume generations before

862
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 2: that just have like these insane noses that are so

863
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: precise and intense that she can actually smell Parkinson's that

864
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: like they she for years now has like has like

865
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: effectively like one hundred percent the dog like a fucking

866
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 2: dog with a hundred percent accuracy, not on some like

867
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 2: oh sometimes she kind of like can smell it, and

868
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: not only when it's been diagnosed, but years before the diagnosis,

869
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 2: she can smell you and be like, hey, bro, where's

870
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: mad news?

871
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: What part of you does she sniff to get that

872
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: with good questions?

873
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 2: Great time to drop smell your dick if you got

874
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: that ready?

875
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 3: Something going? I mean, okay, First of all, how dare

876
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 3: this person have this talent and not become a doctor?

877
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 3: That's that's actually an asshole move when you think about it.

878
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 3: If you have this talent and you go into accounting,

879
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 3: you're just the bear of bad news.

880
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: Where yeah, where is she doing it? Like at the fair?

881
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: Like, folks, I meet the amazing smelly lady a while away?

882
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: You there, Michael J. Fox? Care to be a part

883
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: of the show.

884
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: First of all, she discovered this ability because she actually,

885
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: uh and it's fucked up. She smelled it on her husband.

886
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: Her husband started getting Parkinson's and he basically got a

887
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: new odor.

888
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: One day. He was like, see I'm not cheating, I'm

889
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: just sick. I'm about to die, baby girl.

890
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something that I think right now?

891
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 3: This is another conspiracy theory based off information I just

892
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 3: found out. I know facts. I have no basis in science,

893
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 3: but that's how we live around here. I think that

894
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 3: she got Parkinson sneezes. I don't think she smelled it

895
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: on people. I think she's given it to people. How

896
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 3: else is she one hundred percent accurate. I'm not one

897
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: hundred percent actor accurate with stuff that I know how

898
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 3: to do. Sometimes I trip, Sometimes I trip.

899
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: I'll brush my teeth every day.

900
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 3: That's a different.

901
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: David. Come on, man, if it's a Sunday and it's

902
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: a plain day, what are we doing? Uh No? But

903
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: what is the situation where she was? She smelled it

904
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: on her husband. She smelled it on her husband.

905
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: She basically starts smelling this new odor on him after

906
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: a certain year, and he also increasingly becomes more and

907
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 2: more sort of like his personality changes, as it often

908
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 2: does with Parkinson. Obviously, the standard expectations with Parkinson is

909
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 2: a shaking, but that's actually only like I think it's

910
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: like fifteen to twenty percent of the cases, and most

911
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 2: cases of Parkinson's are just you losing mobility and you know,

912
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 2: obviously control of your body, but it also becomes control

913
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: of certain brain function, and so it he was devolving

914
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 2: as a person and becoming angrier and more difficult to

915
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 2: deal with. Ultimately they go to get him diagnosed. They

916
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 2: discover he has Parkinson's. Then she starts smelling it on

917
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: other people as time goes on, and then through a

918
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: weird sort of like a mix of bumping into the

919
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 2: right people and sort of trying to explain it to

920
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 2: doctors that like, this weird correlation exists, a scientist basically

921
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 2: like hires her as a gun, like a gun for

922
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 2: hire to be able to diagnose people.

923
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 3: So then are they going to make a show, like

924
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 3: are they going to make a shell where she runs

925
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 3: up on people and sniffs the back of their necks

926
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 3: like you just got sugned.

927
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: This week on son?

928
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,919
Speaker 2: What meaning we chance to wrap her?

929
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 3: And whoever she sniffed is just looking at her the

930
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: way you look at a pit bull when it does

931
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 3: that stomach growl, you know, the growl that pit bulls

932
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 3: do that deep, it's deeper than a bark. It's like

933
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 3: other dogs can't do this thing that pit bulls do.

934
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 3: Pit bulls can go like but it's like it from

935
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: the back of their spine.

936
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: Terrifying. Yeah.

937
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 2: I the person who wrote the article actually talks about

938
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 2: the active fear that they felt while meeting with her,

939
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 2: knowing that she had the ability to smell, you know,

940
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 2: this permanent because it's not just Parkinson's by the way,

941
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna ask for.

942
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 1: She sees that one.

943
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 2: She she's able to smell like a number of different

944
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 2: cancers and distinguished between them. She truly is just like

945
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 2: this weird person.

946
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 3: This seems all right, if we're if we're gonna go

947
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 3: to the world of like Hulu originals, yep, this seems

948
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 3: like a dog that stood up, Yeah, like a like

949
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 3: a like a dog that learned how to talk.

950
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

951
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 3: And then they're like, oh, that's crazy that I'm like

952
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 3: a grown woman that can just smell all these diseases

953
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 3: of people exactly like these canines outside, those dirty dogs.

954
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: Get those dogs away from me. This does those animals.

955
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 2: It very much feels like if Lifetime starts making silly programming,

956
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 2: this feels like it's airing into what he means starts.

957
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a six sniffer.

958
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 2: Now they make serious shit right now, Josh, some of

959
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 2: it is serious.

960
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 3: But every once in a while they make one where

961
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: a man is so cartoonishly bad. I'm like, look, it's

962
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 3: on all y'all for not shooting him in the first

963
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 3: eight minutes.

964
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be.

965
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: They'll literally make a mad in the movie in the

966
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 3: Lifetime movie so bad that no judge in America wouldn't

967
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 3: call you shooting him in broad daylight self defense, even

968
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 3: if it was in the back of the head.

969
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they do.

970
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: They don't follow by no rules of nothing, where like

971
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 2: there's no character progression. No, it's just it's just a

972
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 2: handsome dude who don't do nothing but hit And it's like,

973
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I think maybe he goes to work sometimes,

974
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 2: I no, No, he just beats her all day.

975
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 3: There was there was one where it was it was

976
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 3: some real bad They might not have been Lifetime, so

977
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 3: let me not aly on them, but it was a

978
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 3: movie that was like of that, elk, this dude. I

979
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 3: don't know why they thought this was a good idea

980
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 3: to because it was like, not based on true story,

981
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 3: but they had a stunt in the movie that was

982
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 3: insane where this dude is running after his partner's run

983
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: out right and and it's leaving him. So then he

984
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 3: jumps off of the second floor banister onto this like

985
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 3: dummy that they that they clearly rome before. So they

986
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 3: try to make it look like he jumped off the

987
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 3: banster of the land on her. But they clearly threw

988
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 3: They clearly threw. Yeah, they clearly threw a dummy into

989
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 3: the shot, and that he tried to break his fall

990
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 3: on that dummy. And you can tell that no, this

991
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 3: was like actually fight choreographed at all.

992
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't work on it. They were just like, hey,

993
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: here's what you're gonna do. You got it all right?

994
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 3: Because the way that actor fel you can tell that

995
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: the rest of the scene was shot on a different day,

996
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: Like you can tell he hurt himself.

997
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna give Steve about a week and

998
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 2: a half to work the kings out and we'll get

999
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,839
Speaker 2: back at this scene that's so funny. All right, we

1000
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 2: need to take one more break. We're gonna come back

1001
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 2: and we'll wrap up with the little Josh Johnson and more.

1002
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: My mama told me.

1003
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

1004
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Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

1005
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Speaker 2: and it's fucking great.

1006
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Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on,

1007
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: you want to tell them what we have? Yeah, we

1008
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Speaker 1: have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

1009
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

1010
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

1011
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

1012
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: on it since my mama told me. And then we

1013
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is

1014
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: who you are.

1015
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

1016
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

1017
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

1018
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you

1019
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,000
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1020
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it.

1021
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 3: I'd rather check myself before I wreck myself.

1022
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: There it is, there, it is.

1023
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 3: How do y'all feel about like when a young suburban

1024
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 3: white kid uses like slang fully correctly? Though like like

1025
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 3: they like they'll say, they'll say a phrase and the

1026
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 3: phrase couldn't be more on point.

1027
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like when you go to a

1028
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: foreign country and you have a terrible accent, but you

1029
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: say the right thing. It's like I ain't good for.

1030
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 3: Trying, man.

1031
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you have an understanding of it, Like like

1032
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that at all.

1033
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: There was a there was a one time I was

1034
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 3: dude because I live in Bedstine, right and wall Towers,

1035
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 3: just walking around the neighborhood, and there was this little

1036
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 3: kid on a bike with his other friends who are

1037
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 3: on bikes, and then all it's three of them, right,

1038
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 3: three white kids, and then one of them goes the

1039
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 3: ops and a second later, kids from truly out of

1040
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 3: nowhere jumped the ship out of them. Like when I

1041
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 3: tell you this little white boy, this this little white

1042
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 3: child hold up to a to a to a stop

1043
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 3: sign with his friends having a good old American summer,

1044
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 3: and then looked and he didn't gasp, but you could

1045
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 3: tell he had a gasp in him because he just

1046
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 3: goes the ah. And then descending on them were three

1047
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 3: other kids that just started beating ass.

1048
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: Black black kids. Were these black kids that beat there?

1049
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 3: They were a mix of kids. Actually one was black,

1050
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 3: but they were they were really truly the rainbow.

1051
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: Hey, as long as we're the winners, I'm cool with it.

1052
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I'm rooting for everybody that's black, including the

1053
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 2: little kid fights. That's East's problem. She don't believe enough.

1054
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: She's sticking at the entertainment. I do it all the

1055
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 2: time everywhere.

1056
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 3: It is funny to watch like eight year olds fight

1057
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 3: because they can't really hurt each other.

1058
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, it's so funny because when

1059
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: you were eight, the stakes were so high, Like I

1060
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: remember kids getting their ass beat, and then you see

1061
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: eight year olds fight, You're like, I even just push

1062
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: them down.

1063
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,959
Speaker 3: But that's the thing. It's like you would go home

1064
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 3: like I would get bullied sometimes at school and I

1065
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 3: come home with like a cut lip or something like that,

1066
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 3: and looking back, for as much as I got hit,

1067
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 3: it's kind of weird. I just left with a cut lip.

1068
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: It's not it was a boy. It was a little boy.

1069
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying little knuckles yeah yeah. But I

1070
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 3: also felt like I was mushy, Like it was one

1071
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: of those things where it was like it's it's a

1072
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 3: fail safe in like biology that you can't be all

1073
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 3: hard boned and nine. But like it is just funny

1074
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 3: to me because the way I remember it in my head,

1075
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 3: I was getting my ass whooped for like ten minutes. Yeah,

1076
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 3: but then when I came home, I had a cut

1077
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 3: right on the tip of my lip.

1078
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, just little soft fellas hitting on your head.

1079
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: The apps.

1080
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 2: As it relates to this matrix question, the simulation question.

1081
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: One of the feelings that I think I landed on

1082
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 2: and the article sort of attempts to head to by

1083
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: the end of it, is the inevitability of it, right that, like,

1084
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, whether the simulation exists

1085
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 2: or it doesn't exist, what seems to be the consensus

1086
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: is that we are inevitably stuck inside of it. There

1087
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 2: is no there's no true unplugging in the way that

1088
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 2: the film imagines that we might. And so in that way,

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Speaker 2: it almost feels like it doesn't matter if the s

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01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: motherfucker is real or fake, because we are participants no

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Speaker 2: matter what.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah that yeah, I think that's what a lot

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Speaker 1: of this is is like a lot of it is like, yeah,

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01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: his life's kind of.

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01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: Boring, yeah, or or it's just hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it just is. It just is.

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01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 2: And there there may not be some you know, weird

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01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 2: octopus robot that's you know, secretly dipping you in in

1099
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: robot pussy juice so that you can power more machines

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01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 2: or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's that's kind of the sentiment that

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Speaker 3: I'm that I feel like I started with and why

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01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 3: I use that fan theory about the matrix. Yeah, and

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01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: how Neil never got out because I feel like the

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01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 3: solace of believing in this type of thing is that

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Speaker 3: it's okay if nothing works out for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.

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01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 3: I mean you know how, you know how like there

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01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 3: will be someone and I'm really not I'm not picking

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01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 3: on it in a hacky way. I'm literally just making

1111
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 3: like a one to one example. But you know how

1112
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 3: somebody will like not have their life together but then

1113
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 3: blame the planets. Yep, Oh, but that's not but you,

1114
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 3: whether it's in retrograde or not, you steal. You like

1115
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 3: to steal. Yeah, you should get better at stealing if

1116
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 3: you don't want to get caught and you don't want

1117
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 3: to spend the night in a drunk tank. It has

1118
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 3: nothing to do with retrograde or when it's not in.

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01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 2: Retro grade, or start off setting the planets, like start

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01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 2: figuring out a way to like work against whatever this

1121
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 2: planetary alignment that makes you stealing and shit, like you

1122
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 2: can't just keep being a victim of the fucking moon.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, Yeah, it's just.

1124
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: The moon just whoops your ass every three days, and

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01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: you just gotta.

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Speaker 1: Those people are fun too. I love it when somebody

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01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: does something truly terrible and they're like, I'm just a virgo.

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01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: It's just I can't stop. I'm just a virgo. Yeah,

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01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, you got so many kids.

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01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 3: I've never seen it, Just like with the matrix thing,

1131
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 3: I've never seen it work the opposite way. I've only

1132
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 3: seen it excuse bad behavior or be a reason to

1133
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 3: avoid a person. I've never seen it be like, oh, well,

1134
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: you know they're a pisce, so you know they're gonna donate.

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01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: Right right.

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01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 3: I've never heard it like that. I've heard like a

1137
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,959
Speaker 3: stay away from his ass. He's an Aquarius, don't mess

1138
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 3: with him.

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01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always a fatal flaw inside of us. That

1140
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 2: that is the signature of our our various lunar diseases.

1141
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what we're supposed to even call this

1142
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 2: shit anymore.

1143
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you you would think that if it's if

1144
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 3: you're that bad off, it would translate into something pretty

1145
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 3: pretty cool, like okay, maybe you're I'm making this up

1146
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 3: because I don't actually know the stuff. But maybe you're

1147
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 3: a Leo, which means you're full of rage, but it

1148
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 3: also means you're super loyal. You see that in the

1149
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 3: in the stuff. Sometimes you'll be reading the thing and

1150
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 3: people will write stuff like that. But then I'll be like,

1151
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 3: why am I only seeing the two worst aspects?

1152
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, yay?

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01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like you're like, because then when you hear

1154
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 3: people describe themselves, they'll be like, oh, you know, I'm

1155
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 3: a cancer, and so I'm just like this, that, this, that.

1156
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 3: But I also, you know, I feel deeply I'm an EmPATH.

1157
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, but you're not, though, like I know you yeah, yeah, hey,

1158
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 3: you're not idy of that stuff.

1159
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: You have no empathy on me in this conversation because

1160
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here. I hate talking to

1161
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: you about this.

1162
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 2: And with astrology being as theoretically advanced as it should

1163
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 2: be at this point, right it's existed as long as

1164
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 2: the stars have existed, you would think we would start

1165
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 2: getting more specific about like the qualities of each person

1166
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 2: in their months and.

1167
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: Shit, you know what I mean?

1168
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 3: It should be like yes, yes.

1169
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh you you are aries you got a white better dog.

1170
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,919
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta get in there a little better

1171
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 2: than you be getting in there as.

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01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this right now. The only time I've

1173
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 3: ever been mad for them is when that calendar changed

1174
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 3: or whatever. You remember that, Remember when like like fifteen

1175
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 3: years ago, when they were like, actually, everything's wrong.

1176
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: Everybody.

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01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 3: Everybody's eight days from when they thought they were. And

1178
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 3: that was like, that was tripping people up in life hard.

1179
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 3: Like if you believed in that, it would be like

1180
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: if you grew up with the Bible and then out

1181
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 3: of nowhere somebody was like, y'all, I'm so sorry. That's

1182
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 3: our bad. Judas was actually Moses. We messed that one

1183
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 3: up hard. We've been we've been trashing the wrong dude

1184
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 3: for a while.

1185
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 2: You know, y'all been listening to the remix this all time.

1186
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 2: The original is a little different.

1187
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: The Ignition remix is in the party song now.

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01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 2: The original is slow, it's got a sexuality to it.

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01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 2: It seems like it was no go ahead.

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01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it seems like none of us believe.

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01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: Is that what you were about to say? Boy? Yeah?

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01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't seem at all like any of

1193
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: us are brought into the possibility of the simulation being real.

1194
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 2: And moreover, if I may speak for all of us,

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01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: it seems like we all agree that you could still

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01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 2: work on being a good person even if you do

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01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 2: believe in said simulation you do not, that does not

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01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 2: absolve you from your responsibilities to being kind and decent

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01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 2: to the people around you, because fuck you, bitch, we

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01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 2: all in here together.

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01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that baby is not a simulation. There are

1202
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 3: people that walk out on their whole family. You'll be like,

1203
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:09,919
Speaker 3: you a bot, you NPC. And I tell you, though,

1204
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 3: I will say this, the only thing that I that

1205
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 3: I do take away from it that I know I've

1206
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 3: done in my personal life is that this this is insane,

1207
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 3: This is you're gonna judge me, and it's fine. But

1208
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 3: almost every bad interaction I've had online, I told myself

1209
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 3: they were a bot. That's so.

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01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 2: WHOA When you say bad interaction, yeah, meaning you are

1211
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,680
Speaker 2: you are going back and forth with these people and

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01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,799
Speaker 2: then afterwards being.

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01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.

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01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 3: Like I'm like like if my head, I'll be like, okay,

1215
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 3: like super mean, unnecessary, not constructive, hurtful comment on my

1216
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 3: stand up that a bot. When I used to use

1217
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 3: tender and they didn't message me back, I'd be like,

1218
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 3: that's a that's about anyway, that's fine. And then and

1219
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 3: then if it's someone who I I might have met

1220
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 3: but I don't remember, I'm like, nah, that that's a bot.

1221
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 3: So someone will be messaging that I'm going back and

1222
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 3: forth with. But if we met once in Chicago, I'm like, nah,

1223
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 3: that's about you.

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01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: Got to keep you safe, you know, Yeah, don't be

1225
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: a bot, don't.

1226
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 2: Be about, don't be a bitch, don't be about.

1227
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 3: And don't let the bots keep you down. Okay, just

1228
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 3: because they know personal facts about you doesn't mean that

1229
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 3: they're real. Maybe that leaked on the internet.

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01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 2: You know, this is great, Josh, could you tell the

1231
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 2: people where they can find you and what cool shit

1232
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 2: you got going on?

1233
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 3: So I'm touring right now around America and next year

1234
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 3: maybe the world. So if you are looking at catch

1235
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 3: up with me on anything, it's Josh Johnson Comedy on TikTok, Instagram,

1236
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 3: and YouTube. I post new sets of stand up every week,

1237
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 3: and I also have a podcast called The Josh Johnson

1238
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 3: Show that you can listen to where Logan and I

1239
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 3: tell stories about our lives and just talk about things

1240
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 3: like the example that I gave earlier. And if you

1241
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,720
Speaker 3: go to Josh Johnson Comedy dot com, you can join

1242
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 3: the wait list or let me know what city you

1243
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 3: want me to come to to do stand up stand

1244
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 3: up like the stand up that's on YouTube.

1245
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's all you go follow Josh. Go go

1246
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 2: listen to the podcast, join the wait list, bitch, get

1247
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,040
Speaker 2: in line, wait.

1248
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: Bitch, Bory, what you got? Cool guy? Joke City seven

1249
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Patreon dot com, backslash David Bori go buy

1250
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 1: my special Birth of a Nation with a G or

1251
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 1: without a G. It still might come up. I don't

1252
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: know if you turn my name in And that's that's

1253
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: the most. And we're going on tour. But you're going

1254
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: on tour. Yeah, let's do it now.

1255
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 2: We haven't really announced anything up to this point, but

1256
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 2: we're Bory and I are going on tour this fall.

1257
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 2: It's it's the start the Steal tour.

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01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the date, I got the dates. You

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01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 1: onmy real Yeah, let's read some. October twelfth, Detroit at

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01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: the Majestic Theater. October thirteenth, Chicago, The Den, Hollywood, California.

1261
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: October seventeenth at the Comedy Store City Winery in Atlanta, Georgia,

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01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: October thirty first, November one, Houston, Texas at the Seeker Group.

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01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh this says Majestic Theater too. This was not right.

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01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: November second, Austin, Texas Folk and Gas Company. November third, Dallas,

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Speaker 1: Texas Studio at the Factory, November seventh, Brooklyn, New York

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01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse Theater. November eighth, Somerville, Mass Arts at

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Speaker 1: the Armory November ninth, Washington, DC the Miracle Theater, November tenth,

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01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 1: Philadelphia at the Punchline, Philly, November seventeenth, Cobbs Comedy Club,

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01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:12,000
Speaker 1: San Francisco, California. December fifteenth, Laft Comedy Club, Seattle, Washington.

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Speaker 2: And guess what, motherfuckers, there might be some cities add it.

1271
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 2: So if you didn't hear your city named, don't email us.

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01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 2: There's no way list and we don't want to hear

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01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 2: from you, but we certainly will let you know if

1274
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 2: we decide to add any more to this motherfucker. But

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01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 2: most importantly, go buy those tickets. We have a link

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01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 2: tree up and you can follow me at Langston Kerman

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01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:37,759
Speaker 2: on all social media platforms. You can watch my special

1278
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 2: It's called Bad poetry. It's on Netflix and it's doing numbers.

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Speaker 1: Baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's no.

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01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's watched it, but I'm grateful.

1282
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: I hope that you will. Me and the dog watched it.

1283
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right. I like that though.

1284
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 2: And if you want to send us your own drops,

1285
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to prove of

1286
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 2: which part of the matrix my dumb ass is trapped in,

1287
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 2: send it all to Mymama pod at gmail dot com.

1288
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:14,719
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you. By the merch write, subscribe, email, rate, review,

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Speaker 1: You Raggedy Bitch. My Mama Told.

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01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,839
Speaker 2: Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players

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01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 2: Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Greet It and hosted by Langston Krek, co hosted by

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01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: David Bori, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.

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01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 1: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Komon,

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01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,799
Speaker 1: Music by Nick Chambers, artwork by dogon Kreega.

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