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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: presents fifteen minute morning show when you're obviously does not

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Speaker 1: hold it up and play it on room. It's so cute.

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Speaker 1: All right, everybody, alright, alright, where's Brody? There? He is

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying? There he is? Well? Hello, hello, your

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Speaker 1: mikes on? Yes, Garrettson, that's aren't being class? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: Now how can Brody there? He is? There? There he is?

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Speaker 1: He's gone again there? Could you get your mike a

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Speaker 1: little closer to you? Yeah? Yeah, hey, scary. Is there

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Speaker 1: any way to get this audio on faster? Because I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know this, because you're not

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Speaker 1: listening to the feed. Every day we go to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: I have to hear the I Heart Radio replay where

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Speaker 1: Elvis talks about how he was Luther billis in South specific. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's phil audio. That's the filth. I know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Elvis doesn't know. It's it's in case audio on the

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Speaker 1: other stations like doesn't play. It's the backup audio. Shouldn't

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Speaker 1: we switch that out? It's not it's not airing on

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Speaker 1: any radio station. Nobody said it was scary. I just

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Speaker 1: ask you if you could switch faster, That's all I asked. No, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I hit the button when I can hit the button.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Isn't the podcast right here? The dog dude?

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Speaker 1: It's a phil All it is is something that does

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Speaker 1: not any stoke any radio station whatsoever. Are you guys

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Speaker 1: timing this because this is a part of God. I

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Speaker 1: can't I can't do my I do my job the

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Speaker 1: way I do my job. Have to hear something for

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Speaker 1: five seconds every day? Did you care that? The insanity? How?

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Speaker 1: How we're still going? But he hold on? Everyone? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: How much more time do we have us? Five minutes?

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Speaker 1: We haven't started yet. No, that's it, we're starting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we started out like a cold open. Hold on, you

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Speaker 1: didn't record that? No, I'm recording. Okay, this is a

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Speaker 1: part of the podcast. Yes, down defense. He really just

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Speaker 1: asked a question, really just as it was a very

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Speaker 1: simple question. I mean, I didn't know the answer, but

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Speaker 1: it didn't seem too complicated. Scary doesn't know how to talk, though,

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Speaker 1: Scary knows how to speak loudly. It's not because he's

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Speaker 1: from This is like the time that you wanted me

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Speaker 1: to capitalize your name when I sent it to you.

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Speaker 1: All this stuff is happening in the background. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: affect any one's day, you know. It's just stuff that

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Speaker 1: he just wants his way, just for just to be

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Speaker 1: very particular. Well, No, here's what I heard, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know a lot about the technical uh D of this.

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Speaker 1: It sounds as if when Brody goes to watch the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning to a podcast, there's some phil audio

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Speaker 1: that's in there that's getting boring. So the question was

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Speaker 1: can you get this audio up faster so people don't

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Speaker 1: have to sit through that boring stuff? Right? It's boring

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Speaker 1: for his personal ears, which is a very I'm the

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Speaker 1: one asking Brodie, so you're the only one who hears

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Speaker 1: that stuff. No, Garrett hears it also, of it just

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Speaker 1: the two of you that I don't care about that

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Speaker 1: hearing it. Nobody's hearing it. By the way, for the record,

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Speaker 1: didn't complain. I didn't complain, Thank you, Garrett. How do

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Speaker 1: you feel about it? Garrett? Listen to it for four hours.

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Speaker 1: I can repeat all these segments word for word. Now,

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Speaker 1: Nate was in a play, Elvis was Luther billis scary?

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Speaker 1: Uh scary? Was forced frog. He didn't do a show

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Speaker 1: because he played golf. I mean, I know it all.

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Speaker 1: If this is just you bored from the audio, I

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Speaker 1: think we can you know, thank you, thank you, Elvis. See,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought I was a listener.

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Speaker 1: Since personal feeling, it's here that nobody, nobody's allowed to

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Speaker 1: be upset individually. Could only be upset if a hundred

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Speaker 1: people are upset. Yes, you've never want people. You've never

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Speaker 1: been upset, Scary, there's nothing that's ever bothered you. So

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Speaker 1: the next time anything bothers you, we'll have to get

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Speaker 1: you get a petition signed to make sure other people

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Speaker 1: you know if they do. I just fucking I bite

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Speaker 1: my tongue and I smile when something bothers me because

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Speaker 1: I'm sing guy about your your friends on Columbus Day.

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Speaker 1: How about that set on the air today that your

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Speaker 1: friends screwed you on Columbus Dy. Nobody's twisting you, guys,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi actually wait wait saying if you roll back, you

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Speaker 1: can hear Scary in the very beginning saying I'm not

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Speaker 1: that's what he said. He started that way. Yeah, for

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Speaker 1: your personal ears. I'm hearing I'm not hearing Sam for

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Speaker 1: some reason. Why is that not working? Jelly does a

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Speaker 1: a couple of people on our staff that I voted

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Speaker 1: that it's not a priority, thank you, Elvis. I'm not

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Speaker 1: just I'm not saying because I agree with you scary.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I have a question. Terrible by saying,

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Speaker 1: could you possibly that was terrible of me? Anything is possible.

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Speaker 1: Is there a way if this is something that's really

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Speaker 1: bugging Brodie? Is there a way for you guys to

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Speaker 1: okay if it's not bugging Brodie? But he asked the question,

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Speaker 1: do that so that it doesn't he could do this

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Speaker 1: until we're okay. How much time left in the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show podcast? We have a we have a

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Speaker 1: good nine minute what'd like to live in a world

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Speaker 1: where you're scary when you complain about nothing wonderful? And

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Speaker 1: although scary was complaining earlier that he wasn't going to

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Speaker 1: he's very well, guess what scary? Nobody fucking cares because

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Speaker 1: they're not going to HALLOWE just say something. I'm just

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Speaker 1: can look at debate. This is like, yes, it's not

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Speaker 1: for president right now? Though, like just presidential debate is

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Speaker 1: there when you go with over the other? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Just move on? Speaking of had a rough day yesterday,

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Speaker 1: Look at this. I think your hair looks awesome like that.

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Speaker 1: a question for Gandhi. So you said yesterday you were

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Speaker 1: people were splashing it with their cars. Um. Now, honestly,

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Speaker 1: has anybody ever purposely splashed somebody that was walking in

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Speaker 1: I've been snacking on all Sorry, sorry, Daniel, Come, It's

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Speaker 1: She insisted I cleaned it up right away. So we

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Speaker 1: My sister smells it, she's throwing up. The two of

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Speaker 1: don't know how we gonna vomit. You're welcome randomly vomit.

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Speaker 1: I'll hold my three I have three stories. I'll hold

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Speaker 1: them for tomorrow. Please don't just forget them. The fifteen

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