WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love this phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>My aunt and great aunt both get frantic over every

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<v Speaker 1>little thing, especially when telemarketers call and interrupt their day.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, my great aunt barely speaks any English, but

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<v Speaker 1>she loves.

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<v Speaker 2>To get frustrated. This is from Sabrina.

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<v Speaker 1>Sabrina is phone tapping her aunt and great aunt. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tapping them and scary as mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 1>is our resident relentless telemarketers. You know, Sabrina's aunt great

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<v Speaker 1>aunt both being phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimen fromierrobot

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. How are you doing today, miss okay? Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>We have a beautiful product here called the Rumba. It

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<v Speaker 2>is a robot which cleans the house for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw the commercials, but I'm not a for just.

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<v Speaker 2>Two hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety nine cents, no,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. I can send you some literature on this. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Rumbo.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't tell you I'm interested. I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm in a rush going out I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go because someone's waiting for me.

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<v Speaker 2>We also have available the Scuba, which is the world's

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<v Speaker 2>first robotic floor washer.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot afford it right now. I cannot afford it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want it. I'm not interested with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sidekick this Scuba. You'll never have to wash your floors again.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a real person, or is it like?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a machine or you're a real person.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm real. The I robot is the machine?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I kiddy? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm for real.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hanging up. Please do knock call me. I'm at

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<v Speaker 3>the door right now. Okay, now all right, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>You do understand though, Hello, Oh, yes, this is mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Oppenheimer from I robot dot com house.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything now, my love, now now now, michaelan would you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the I robart you know you like to send

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<v Speaker 2>one to your house?

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<v Speaker 3>Sandy man, Now cam in the police.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now mate, stop the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Get me out of the police. Cannot and not good?

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<v Speaker 3>Not good.

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<v Speaker 2>The police will not clean your floor the way the room.

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<v Speaker 2>But does miss we'd like to send you one?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, thank you? You clean?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you you know how to clean the floors?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hello, Oh, yes, you're telling me I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>call the cops. Okay, this is ridiculous. Well whenma, she's

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<v Speaker 3>not worried. Now. She came to get me outside. I

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<v Speaker 3>was about to go out the door. She's she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>she's old. Okay, here's something I'm say.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that means she can't do a lot of cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>And she liked the room, but to do it for me?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want the room. But she don't even have

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<v Speaker 3>any carpet in it. Over here, she has styles.

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<v Speaker 2>That's perfect because of these sights.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't stop calling me her, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>call the cops. The Scooby don't want it.

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<v Speaker 2>The Scoopa sidekick will do it, will clean.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing this rumba, yes, the rumor. Oh, Santa Maria,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to come down the crap out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you have an elderly person in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they can't see as well as they used to.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's so annoy man, the chill.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I speak with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody? Don't want me. You may miss my emporiament. You

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<v Speaker 3>called fifty times.

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<v Speaker 2>What you know The I robot was named Time Magazine whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't give them, did I give? You? Know?

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<v Speaker 2>That was not why those game Time Magazine's most Amazing

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<v Speaker 2>Invention of two thousand and five.

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<v Speaker 3>Care Do you know that? I do not care? Please

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<v Speaker 3>you know me.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to send you one of these non sang

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<v Speaker 2>What don't you understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>Sang?

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<v Speaker 2>It removes dirt at of virtually every crevice. No, it

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<v Speaker 2>glides back and forth across your floor for hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, for one hundred and fifty lira.

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<v Speaker 2>I will give you why why yes Italian? No no

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<v Speaker 2>interest financial.

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<v Speaker 3>Now oh no, shake me, shake me, shake Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't send it. Okay, but I must tell you you've

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<v Speaker 2>been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 3>Now dar now what Okay, she's like she had a

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<v Speaker 3>heart attack. Now you give her a heart attack Alvis phone.

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