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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I love this phone tap.

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Speaker 1: My aunt and great aunt both get frantic over every

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Speaker 1: little thing, especially when telemarketers call and interrupt their day.

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Speaker 1: In fact, my great aunt barely speaks any English, but

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Speaker 1: she loves.

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Speaker 2: To get frustrated. This is from Sabrina.

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Speaker 1: Sabrina is phone tapping her aunt and great aunt. She's

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Speaker 1: a phone tapping them and scary as mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 1: is our resident relentless telemarketers. You know, Sabrina's aunt great

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Speaker 1: aunt both being phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimen fromierrobot

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Speaker 2: dot com. How are you doing today, miss okay? Hi?

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Speaker 2: We have a beautiful product here called the Rumba. It

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Speaker 2: is a robot which cleans the house for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the commercials, but I'm not a for just.

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Speaker 2: Two hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety nine cents, no,

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Speaker 2: thank you. I can send you some literature on this. Hello,

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Speaker 2: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Rumbo.

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell you I'm interested. I'm not interested.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm in a rush going out I have

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Speaker 1: to go because someone's waiting for me.

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Speaker 2: We also have available the Scuba, which is the world's

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Speaker 2: first robotic floor washer.

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Speaker 3: I cannot afford it right now. I cannot afford it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want it. I'm not interested with the.

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Speaker 2: Sidekick this Scuba. You'll never have to wash your floors again.

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Speaker 3: I'm a real person, or is it like?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you a machine or you're a real person.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm real. The I robot is the machine?

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Speaker 3: Am I kiddy? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm for real.

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Speaker 3: I'm hanging up. Please do knock call me. I'm at

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Speaker 3: the door right now. Okay, now all right, I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: You do understand though, Hello, Oh, yes, this is mister

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Speaker 2: Michael Oppenheimer from I robot dot com house.

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Speaker 3: Everything now, my love, now now now, michaelan would you.

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Speaker 2: Like the I robart you know you like to send

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Speaker 2: one to your house?

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Speaker 3: Sandy man, Now cam in the police.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry the police.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now mate, stop the police.

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Speaker 2: Get me out of the police. Cannot and not good?

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Speaker 3: Not good.

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Speaker 2: The police will not clean your floor the way the room.

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Speaker 2: But does miss we'd like to send you one?

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Speaker 3: No, no, thank you? You clean?

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Speaker 2: Do you you know how to clean the floors?

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Speaker 3: Oh hello, Oh, yes, you're telling me I'm going to

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Speaker 3: call the cops. Okay, this is ridiculous. Well whenma, she's

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Speaker 3: not worried. Now. She came to get me outside. I

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Speaker 3: was about to go out the door. She's she's like,

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Speaker 3: she's old. Okay, here's something I'm say.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that means she can't do a lot of cleaning.

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Speaker 2: And she liked the room, but to do it for me?

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Speaker 3: You don't want the room. But she don't even have

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Speaker 3: any carpet in it. Over here, she has styles.

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Speaker 2: That's perfect because of these sights.

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Speaker 3: If you don't stop calling me her, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: call the cops. The Scooby don't want it.

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Speaker 2: The Scoopa sidekick will do it, will clean.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing this rumba, yes, the rumor. Oh, Santa Maria,

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Speaker 3: I want to come down the crap out of you.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you have an elderly person in the house.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they can't see as well as they used to.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so annoy man, the chill.

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Speaker 2: Can I speak with you?

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Speaker 3: Nobody? Don't want me. You may miss my emporiament. You

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Speaker 3: called fifty times.

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Speaker 2: What you know The I robot was named Time Magazine whatever.

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Speaker 3: I really don't give them, did I give? You? Know?

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Speaker 2: That was not why those game Time Magazine's most Amazing

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Speaker 2: Invention of two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: Care Do you know that? I do not care? Please

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Speaker 3: you know me.

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Speaker 2: We'd like to send you one of these non sang

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Speaker 2: What don't you understand me?

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Speaker 3: Sang?

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Speaker 2: It removes dirt at of virtually every crevice. No, it

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Speaker 2: glides back and forth across your floor for hours.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It makes spaghetti.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, for one hundred and fifty lira.

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Speaker 2: I will give you why why yes Italian? No no

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Speaker 2: interest financial.

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Speaker 3: Now oh no, shake me, shake me, shake Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: I won't send it. Okay, but I must tell you you've

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Speaker 2: been phone tapped.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to kill you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is scary Jones.

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Speaker 3: Now dar now what Okay, she's like she had a

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Speaker 3: heart attack. Now you give her a heart attack Alvis phone.

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