WEBVTT - Episode 81: Dude Trip

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>his love of gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 2>And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be on our best behavior because now it's bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry joining us.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Hey bad Larry, Hello Dan, Hey doing on man?

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<v Speaker 1>Great? How was the weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>The weekend? Oh, the weekend was phenomenal. Everyone's down.

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<v Speaker 5>No, people like Larry don't have weekends because he doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>fucking work, so every day's a weekend. He's like, that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>When he said how's the weekend, I'm trying to think.

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<v Speaker 4>We got the province town about an hour ago, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just wandering around. It's a strange place.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you're in Pete Town. What are you doing in

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<v Speaker 1>pe Town? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I think I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Is probably.

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<v Speaker 5>Just meeting new people, strangers everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have brought ray with you. Picture Dave Red.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of thirty eight snubnosed tattoos wandering around.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you that whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Shot at you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, those those tattoos are probably under some garments that

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<v Speaker 5>you took care of. Our.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, recapping from last week, uh, Dylan lost

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<v Speaker 1>two units, Shay won three point three, and Larry continues

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<v Speaker 1>to go south. He lost four point seven units. Who

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<v Speaker 1>put l O l f U Larry on this? But

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<v Speaker 1>we all agree, Yeah, let's see next episode. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>are we doing this from Dublin our next episode?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, there's no other way for us to get

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<v Speaker 5>Will Ferrell on the podcast. Oh yeah, that's my request

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<v Speaker 5>telling Damy McBride asked.

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<v Speaker 1>Give, but you're not. Danny mcbrown.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't matter. Will and I have a have a symbiotic

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<v Speaker 5>relationship telepathy. Last time we were on the phone together,

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<v Speaker 5>it was radio magic. I think nobody can testify.

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<v Speaker 1>Next episode will be live in Dublin next Thursday, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Will Ferrell is going to be available.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the time change?

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<v Speaker 1>Six two until five in the afternoon is when our

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<v Speaker 1>show is. We would be probably taping this at around

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<v Speaker 1>five fifteen next Thursday, Dublin time. In the afternoon. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the same time is here?

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<v Speaker 5>Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>You figure out that.

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<v Speaker 5>I did the math, I carry the one. We're good

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<v Speaker 5>to go. So here I understand, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there's something else that picture Dave Ray put down.

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<v Speaker 5>He goes U.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Anderson knocked out by Jose Ramirez. Speaking of Ko's

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<v Speaker 1>we posted a graphic of my face on Muhammad Ali

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<v Speaker 1>Kao ing Sonny Lynston, and then Larry's face was on

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<v Speaker 1>Sonny Lindstone. Oh no, it's Sonny, listen, listen, not Lynston.

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<v Speaker 1>In the end is silent, and then Larry DM the

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<v Speaker 1>instagram saying that could never happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got no problem with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, what does that mean? Larry? Larry and I

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<v Speaker 3>aren't going to fight, No, but a hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry's damn a couple of years older than me. I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta respect my elder.

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<v Speaker 3>He's probably got fourteen inches of reach on you.

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<v Speaker 5>Larry, and Larry, you got sixty pounds on him, so

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<v Speaker 5>you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a good sixty. It's not a healthy now.

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<v Speaker 6>No, No, Larry's like an advocate. It just all settles

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<v Speaker 6>in the middle.

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<v Speaker 7>There.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, what a reference.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see Larry is hemorrhaging money after his Mets bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of which, Phil Mickelson, the report, over the last

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years, allegedly lost close to one hundred million dollars gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>Tried to bet on the Ryder Cup he was competing in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hero made forty three bets on baseball games in one day.

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<v Speaker 5>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like that might be a sickness.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's someone to look up to.

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<v Speaker 3>Danny, someone who's extremely dialed in.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I saw something that he like the dollar amount

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<v Speaker 3>that he wagered over those thirty years was like a billion,

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<v Speaker 3>billion billion.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw that.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like net lost one hundred million, but like put

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<v Speaker 6>a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>I take that. I take that every day, betting a

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<v Speaker 5>billion to lose a hundred done. So let me be

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<v Speaker 5>that guy. Yeah, sounds that's called living.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it explains some of his decisions that he's made.

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<v Speaker 5>You mean, like his marriage? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, like the live tour that he needed that

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<v Speaker 1>money I need.

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<v Speaker 5>First off, if I'm a golfer.

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<v Speaker 1>If you if you've bet, if he's lost close to

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred million, yeah, Okay, it doesn't say how much

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<v Speaker 1>he's won. It just says he's lost.

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<v Speaker 5>How much do you think this was hidden from his wife? Like,

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<v Speaker 5>that's my question.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, all of it, right, we assume all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I don't think you could bet that much

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<v Speaker 1>that often and hide it from your wife.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, Danny, I don't know the roommate. If

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<v Speaker 5>I was worth feel's worth? What a hundred million?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, who knows what he's worth?

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<v Speaker 5>Not anymore? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it doesn't say he that he won x number,

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<v Speaker 1>like he lost a hundred million, but he won three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred million. It doesn't say that. No, of course he

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<v Speaker 1>lost one hundred million.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, But if you're Phil Milkison, like, what do you

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<v Speaker 5>not go to dinner with your wife because you lost

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<v Speaker 5>a hundred million? Now you can still go to dinner,

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<v Speaker 5>You're still take on occasions, you got private school for

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<v Speaker 5>all the kids, all that other shit. You could hide

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<v Speaker 5>it easily from the roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no way that you could place forty three

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<v Speaker 1>bets on baseball games in one day and your wife

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 5>That's crazy, that part.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, I mean he probably had enough money from like

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<v Speaker 6>KP ANDNG coming in every year to cover you know,

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<v Speaker 6>I'd say a billion dollars over thirty years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, Ray, he's worth eight hundred and seventy five hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, what's a hundred?

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<v Speaker 7>If it gives a shit, I'd hide that from the

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<v Speaker 7>roommate easily, easily. You have a hard time hiding anything

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<v Speaker 7>from your room. If your shit to making, You're not

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<v Speaker 7>even allowed to be drinking right now, No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 7>ru Yes exactly, And she's gonna make She's gonna make

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<v Speaker 7>Coco Vaughn for you, by the way, Coco Vaughn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>google it right all right?

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<v Speaker 1>When I come back from Ireland, and then your wife

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<v Speaker 1>is going to make the meal, and then I have

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<v Speaker 1>to sit there. I mean I get to sit there

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<v Speaker 1>for the podocast. Yeah, your podcast. You get to meet

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<v Speaker 1>the kids, the whole bit. Yeah, the dog, everything. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be awnest.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny, all right, Okay, let's recap Dylan. Uh, Let's say

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<v Speaker 1>Brown's money line versus the Jets. Yeah, yeah, you lost

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<v Speaker 1>the Browns Jets under the Wyndham call with Justin Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>Time to let go Justin Thomas.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, he valiant effort though. Do you see him

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<v Speaker 6>almost hold that last shot to make.

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<v Speaker 1>That you had him to win.

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<v Speaker 3>I did have him. He finished top ten though, Uh shay.

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<v Speaker 1>Recapping baseball, Danny, that's right, Yeah, you're doing well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you have some futures on uh Conference USA

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<v Speaker 1>Big ten and Pac twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>How about fucking college football?

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<v Speaker 1>So I know, yes, yeah, yeah. Are you happy your

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<v Speaker 1>long horns helped start this?

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<v Speaker 5>They did? Yeah, that's the thing is they Actually if

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<v Speaker 5>you do that again, we're fighting. Ray just did a

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<v Speaker 5>horns down Hornstown. Okay, both of y'all getting stabbed. It

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't matter how don't give a ship. I'll stab everybody

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<v Speaker 5>in this room except sorry Marvin. Marvin. Marvin's a witness.

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<v Speaker 5>Marm didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah in that case. Yeah, you got to

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<v Speaker 2>keep right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's recap. Bad Larry, Yeah, bad Larry. You know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to jump off the Mets bandwagon here you

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<v Speaker 1>can hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I said that last week, and you agreed with me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll pay the big and get out.

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<v Speaker 5>I did whatever I could to get you off of

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<v Speaker 5>the fucking text machine. That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 4>No, this was on the air, This was live last week.

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<v Speaker 5>If you listened to the show, I don't listen to

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<v Speaker 5>anything that Larry.

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<v Speaker 6>The point is you We're gonna bet the Mets every

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<v Speaker 6>game exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you can get a buyout.

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<v Speaker 5>If you want to buy out, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>We got some options, and it's gonna be Steph.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. We either install a breathalyzer in your vehicle. That okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you have to be sober for thirty days and

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<v Speaker 5>breath to lized six times a day. Zero okay. They

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<v Speaker 5>have fun losing, Larry.

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<v Speaker 6>I have an alternative for you. You can have a

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<v Speaker 6>breathalyzer in your car, but only start if you blow

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<v Speaker 6>above a point eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, no, that's no.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing the easiest? Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Blowing what?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you guys are on this text chain here.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, gets weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's saying that's really said?

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<v Speaker 5>Or No, I told Larry how sad he was.

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<v Speaker 4>They wanted our picks. I sent my picks in at

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<v Speaker 4>ten o'clock. I don't know if ten o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Last night they mean gameling picks that actual fucking pictures, Larry,

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<v Speaker 5>not p I c s.

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<v Speaker 1>It's picks.

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<v Speaker 4>This wasn't right, This was so all three of you

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<v Speaker 4>guys just let you know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there is nothing interesting about what you look.

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<v Speaker 3>That looks like the opening to catch a predator?

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<v Speaker 1>Larry, where's Chris Hansen? Does he show up? And you've

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<v Speaker 1>asking you about kitty litter and whipped cream?

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<v Speaker 5>Take a take a sea?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Larry? Do you see that right there? That's a camera?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing with those three Budweisers?

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<v Speaker 1>Later? Okay, all right, let's look for the best.

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<v Speaker 4>There was left in the car when I got home

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<v Speaker 4>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have we should have started over or done

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<v Speaker 1>this another day. It's a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that the idea?

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<v Speaker 5>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I'm a professional broadcast. I come a

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of Famer. I'm being brought down.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, by comparison, you look even better.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think this will be in the Wikipedia article?

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<v Speaker 5>You like the downfall of Dan Patrick when it began?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I agree. I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>Every story needs an ending, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the bets for this week. Shay, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to you in a second. We'll start with Dylan since

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<v Speaker 1>he's still leading the change.

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<v Speaker 6>Just hemorrhaging slowly here, but NFL preseason then c J.

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<v Speaker 6>Stroud minus three and a half against the Patriots, the

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<v Speaker 6>Ravens minus six against the Eagles. Ravens best preseason team

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<v Speaker 6>in history and Panthers minus three and a half against

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<v Speaker 6>the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>God, ray, where did you go to college?

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<v Speaker 3>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>You said? The Ravens have won O n E twenty

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<v Speaker 1>three straight preseason games. You have Sonny Lynston?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my professor was Paul. There you go, and now.

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<v Speaker 1>Mario, you got a junk Professorio Fairfield? Yeah, well ship,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah what Fairfield adjunct professor for?

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<v Speaker 5>What? Pernil?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? Okay? What else do you

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<v Speaker 1>have here?

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<v Speaker 6>Dealing Panthers minds three and a half against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 6>The Jets are I feel like hard knocks all that shit.

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<v Speaker 6>They're just primed to get smoked by Bryce Young and

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<v Speaker 6>then Bears Titans under thirty seven just because that game

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<v Speaker 6>sounds fucking terrible in the regular season and probably even

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<v Speaker 6>worse than the preseason.

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<v Speaker 1>It started out at thirty four and a half. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you got any golf?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, FedEx cut playoff.

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<v Speaker 6>Larry obviously will get to the easy sent right, well,

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<v Speaker 6>all of us his uh matchup bets for the FedEx

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<v Speaker 6>Saint Jude. So I'm just fading every single one of those,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I'm taking Stepstroc at top ten plus four fifty.

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<v Speaker 6>He lost in the playoff last year to z al Taurus,

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<v Speaker 6>and he's been playing pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been playing really well. It's his name. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that throws this off. Yeah, like it doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>he would be weekend and week out great golfer.

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<v Speaker 3>He is Austrian.

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<v Speaker 5>Those she ah excellent, glad to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I don't know, Shaye, what do you have for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing but American capitalism? Danny baseball, baseball, baseball. I got

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<v Speaker 5>the twinkies laying the one sixty two. My ada is

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<v Speaker 5>on the bump uh over in the Blue Jays Cleveland game.

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<v Speaker 1>Guardians.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't even say that guardian.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't say it's still they're the guardians.

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<v Speaker 5>What's itt uh? And I got the rolls plus two

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<v Speaker 5>of five against the Socks, the Red Ones and Balmer

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<v Speaker 5>Balmer Hunt plus one hundred against the Cheaters Baltimore against

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<v Speaker 5>the Insters, bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I did four golf bets, and of course I

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<v Speaker 4>don't have them in front of me because I'm wandering

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<v Speaker 4>the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are, okay, you just sneaking the girl. I don't. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not the girls that you are not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be girls in quotations right there, Larry, no arm wrestling. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me help you with your bets while you roam

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<v Speaker 1>the streets looking for poppers women. You got Victor Victor okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you got Victor Hoblin versus Patrick Kntley. Correct, you got

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<v Speaker 1>Victor Hoblin even though you call him Hoveln versus Xander

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<v Speaker 1>Schoffley and you don't pronounce his name correct either. Tony

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<v Speaker 1>Phenale versus Justin Spat who put rag did that on purpose?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Justin Spath. Yeah, that's what Larry called him the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, so it's Jordan's s.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was a meaningful type.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Justin Spath. And then Tony Penal versus Ricky Fowler.

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<v Speaker 4>That's correct, not daily matchups for the tournament.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm taking the opposite of I'm fading all those.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you got one unit son eight unit swing between

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<v Speaker 4>you and I. When I go four and oh, when

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<v Speaker 4>you go still matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Larry, you'll be basically even, and I'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Be Larry talking about swings and Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Larry, are you aware? Are you aware of provincetone?

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta I got a doom tour one o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, dune that sounds worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Dune pumpkin regatta or dune turtle tour?

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<v Speaker 5>What God? Either one? You're stepping over bodies.

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<v Speaker 6>Just you go to the beach and walk. Someone has

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<v Speaker 6>to tell you how to walk around the sand dunes?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's a little historical tour like this.

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<v Speaker 3>One's grass the sand.

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<v Speaker 5>Larry, you might walk on to some unsuspecting people in

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<v Speaker 5>Peetown enjoy themselves on the dune.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh oh, I will uh you know what, Shaye, just

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<v Speaker 4>for you, I'll send pictures.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, this isn't enough. I'm done.

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<v Speaker 3>QUI no, Larry, actually, yeah, fucking unlovely, you can't.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm blocking your number.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to do this anymore, not with Larry and.

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<v Speaker 5>Petetown setting me picks. No, I don't want to. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't feel like going to Jai.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun Pete Town.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah no, it ain't the.

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<v Speaker 4>First time I've ever been here.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks pretty interesting, Okay, just so you could call yourself

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<v Speaker 1>curious at this point, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Got a cooler full of bud cans. I don't care

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<v Speaker 4>what anyone says.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it. Can I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think we better pull the rip cord on

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<v Speaker 1>this and close up shop. Larry, we wish you well.

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<v Speaker 1>Send pictures, No, don't send pictures, Clo. And once again

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<v Speaker 1>our starting lineup is Dylan Shay, Marvin Ray, Ray and

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<v Speaker 1>then yours truly, Dan Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>let you know about next week in Ireland. Will be

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<v Speaker 1>at least some of us in Dublin having some fun,

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<v Speaker 1>some cocktails. Maybe Will Ferrell will join Maybe Will Ferrell

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<v Speaker 1>will join it.

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<v Speaker 5>We're friends, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, we'll have a great weekend everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk to you later. Hope, hope you have

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<v Speaker 1>a great And by the way, we're not in Ireland

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<v Speaker 1>next week. Weeks in two weeks, Ray, did you get

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<v Speaker 1>one fucking thing today?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Drink the fifth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, I'll bail right out.

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<v Speaker 6>I wrote that, but I wrote next episode will be

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<v Speaker 6>live from Dublin.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't try to bail out your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I would never do that. I'm actually just I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just caping to.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll speak to you maybe

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<v Speaker 1>next week, maybe not