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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the.

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Speaker 2: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 2: his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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Speaker 2: the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Let's be on our best behavior because now it's bad

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Speaker 1: Larry joining us.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Hey bad Larry, Hello Dan, Hey doing on man?

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Speaker 1: Great? How was the weekend?

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Speaker 4: The weekend? Oh, the weekend was phenomenal. Everyone's down.

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Speaker 5: No, people like Larry don't have weekends because he doesn't

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Speaker 5: fucking work, so every day's a weekend. He's like, that's true.

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Speaker 4: When he said how's the weekend, I'm trying to think.

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Speaker 4: We got the province town about an hour ago, and

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Speaker 4: I'm just wandering around. It's a strange place.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're in Pete Town. What are you doing in

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Speaker 1: pe Town? Oh?

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Speaker 5: I think I know?

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Speaker 3: Is probably.

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Speaker 5: Just meeting new people, strangers everywhere.

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Speaker 1: You could have brought ray with you. Picture Dave Red.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of thirty eight snubnosed tattoos wandering around.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you that whoa.

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Speaker 1: Shot at you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, those those tattoos are probably under some garments that

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Speaker 5: you took care of. Our.

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Speaker 1: By the way, recapping from last week, uh, Dylan lost

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Speaker 1: two units, Shay won three point three, and Larry continues

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Speaker 1: to go south. He lost four point seven units. Who

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Speaker 1: put l O l f U Larry on this? But

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Speaker 1: we all agree, Yeah, let's see next episode. I don't

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Speaker 1: are we doing this from Dublin our next episode?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, there's no other way for us to get

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Speaker 5: Will Ferrell on the podcast. Oh yeah, that's my request

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Speaker 5: telling Damy McBride asked.

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Speaker 1: Give, but you're not. Danny mcbrown.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't matter. Will and I have a have a symbiotic

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Speaker 5: relationship telepathy. Last time we were on the phone together,

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Speaker 5: it was radio magic. I think nobody can testify.

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Speaker 1: Next episode will be live in Dublin next Thursday, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if Will Ferrell is going to be available.

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Speaker 5: What's the time change?

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Speaker 1: Six two until five in the afternoon is when our

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Speaker 1: show is. We would be probably taping this at around

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Speaker 1: five fifteen next Thursday, Dublin time. In the afternoon. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the same time is here?

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Speaker 5: Got it?

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Speaker 1: You figure out that.

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Speaker 5: I did the math, I carry the one. We're good

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Speaker 5: to go. So here I understand, thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right, there's something else that picture Dave Ray put down.

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Speaker 5: He goes U.

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Speaker 1: Tim Anderson knocked out by Jose Ramirez. Speaking of Ko's

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Speaker 1: we posted a graphic of my face on Muhammad Ali

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Speaker 1: Kao ing Sonny Lynston, and then Larry's face was on

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Speaker 1: Sonny Lindstone. Oh no, it's Sonny, listen, listen, not Lynston.

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Speaker 1: In the end is silent, and then Larry DM the

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Speaker 1: instagram saying that could never happen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got no problem with that.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, what does that mean? Larry? Larry and I

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Speaker 3: aren't going to fight, No, but a hypothetical.

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Speaker 4: Larry's damn a couple of years older than me. I

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Speaker 4: gotta respect my elder.

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Speaker 3: He's probably got fourteen inches of reach on you.

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Speaker 5: Larry, and Larry, you got sixty pounds on him, so

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Speaker 5: you're good.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good sixty. It's not a healthy now.

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Speaker 6: No, No, Larry's like an advocate. It just all settles

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Speaker 6: in the middle.

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Speaker 7: There.

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Speaker 5: Wow, what a reference.

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Speaker 1: Let's see Larry is hemorrhaging money after his Mets bet.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Phil Mickelson, the report, over the last

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Speaker 1: thirty years, allegedly lost close to one hundred million dollars gambling.

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Speaker 1: Tried to bet on the Ryder Cup he was competing in.

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Speaker 1: Hero made forty three bets on baseball games in one day.

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Speaker 5: Amazing.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like that might be a sickness.

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Speaker 5: No, it's someone to look up to.

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Speaker 3: Danny, someone who's extremely dialed in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also, I saw something that he like the dollar amount

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Speaker 3: that he wagered over those thirty years was like a billion,

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Speaker 5: I saw that.

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Speaker 6: It's like net lost one hundred million, but like put

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Speaker 5: I take that. I take that every day, betting a

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Speaker 5: billion to lose a hundred done. So let me be

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Speaker 5: that guy. Yeah, sounds that's called living.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it explains some of his decisions that he's made.

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Speaker 5: You mean, like his marriage? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: No? No, like the live tour that he needed that

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Speaker 5: First off, if I'm a golfer.

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Speaker 1: If you if you've bet, if he's lost close to

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Speaker 1: one hundred million, yeah, Okay, it doesn't say how much

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Speaker 1: he's won. It just says he's lost.

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Speaker 5: How much do you think this was hidden from his wife? Like,

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Speaker 5: that's my question.

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Speaker 1: A lot?

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Speaker 5: Okay, all of it, right, we assume all of it.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think you could bet that much

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Danny, I don't know the roommate. If

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Speaker 5: I was worth feel's worth? What a hundred million?

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Speaker 1: Well, who knows what he's worth?

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Speaker 5: Not anymore? Right?

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Speaker 1: No, but it doesn't say he that he won x number,

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Speaker 1: like he lost a hundred million, but he won three

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Speaker 1: hundred million. It doesn't say that. No, of course he

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Speaker 1: lost one hundred million.

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Speaker 5: Right, But if you're Phil Milkison, like, what do you

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Speaker 5: not go to dinner with your wife because you lost

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Speaker 5: a hundred million? Now you can still go to dinner,

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Speaker 5: You're still take on occasions, you got private school for

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Speaker 5: all the kids, all that other shit. You could hide

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Speaker 1: There is no way that you could place forty three

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Speaker 5: That's crazy, that part.

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Speaker 6: Now, I mean he probably had enough money from like

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Speaker 6: I'd say a billion dollars over thirty years.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Ray, he's worth eight hundred and seventy five hundred.

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Speaker 5: Oh, what's a hundred?

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Speaker 7: If it gives a shit, I'd hide that from the

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Speaker 7: roommate easily, easily. You have a hard time hiding anything

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Speaker 7: from your room. If your shit to making, You're not

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Speaker 7: even allowed to be drinking right now, No, I'm not

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Speaker 7: ru Yes exactly, And she's gonna make She's gonna make

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Speaker 7: Coco Vaughn for you, by the way, Coco Vaughn. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: google it right all right?

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Speaker 1: When I come back from Ireland, and then your wife

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Speaker 1: to sit there. I mean I get to sit there

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Speaker 1: for the podocast. Yeah, your podcast. You get to meet

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Speaker 1: the kids, the whole bit. Yeah, the dog, everything. It's

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Speaker 5: You're gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: Danny, all right, Okay, let's recap Dylan. Uh, Let's say

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Speaker 1: Brown's money line versus the Jets. Yeah, yeah, you lost

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Speaker 1: the Browns Jets under the Wyndham call with Justin Thomas.

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Speaker 1: Time to let go Justin Thomas.

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Speaker 6: I mean, he valiant effort though. Do you see him

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Speaker 6: almost hold that last shot to make.

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Speaker 1: That you had him to win.

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Speaker 3: I did have him. He finished top ten though, Uh shay.

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Speaker 1: Recapping baseball, Danny, that's right, Yeah, you're doing well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then you have some futures on uh Conference USA

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Speaker 1: Big ten and Pac twelve.

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Speaker 5: How about fucking college football?

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Speaker 1: So I know, yes, yeah, yeah. Are you happy your

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Speaker 1: long horns helped start this?

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Speaker 5: They did? Yeah, that's the thing is they Actually if

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Speaker 5: you do that again, we're fighting. Ray just did a

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Speaker 5: horns down Hornstown. Okay, both of y'all getting stabbed. It

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Speaker 5: doesn't matter how don't give a ship. I'll stab everybody

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Speaker 5: in this room except sorry Marvin. Marvin. Marvin's a witness.

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Speaker 5: Marm didn't do it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah in that case. Yeah, you got to

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Speaker 2: keep right.

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Speaker 1: Let's recap. Bad Larry, Yeah, bad Larry. You know, if

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Speaker 1: you want to jump off the Mets bandwagon here you

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 4: I said that last week, and you agreed with me.

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Speaker 4: I'll pay the big and get out.

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Speaker 5: I did whatever I could to get you off of

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Speaker 5: the fucking text machine. That's what I did.

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Speaker 4: No, this was on the air, This was live last week.

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Speaker 5: If you listened to the show, I don't listen to

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Speaker 5: anything that Larry.

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Speaker 6: The point is you We're gonna bet the Mets every

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Speaker 6: game exactly.

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 3: You know, you can get a buyout.

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Speaker 5: If you want to buy out, Larry.

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Speaker 3: We got some options, and it's gonna be Steph.

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Speaker 5: Yep. We either install a breathalyzer in your vehicle. That okay.

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Speaker 5: Then you have to be sober for thirty days and

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Speaker 5: breath to lized six times a day. Zero okay. They

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Speaker 5: have fun losing, Larry.

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Speaker 6: I have an alternative for you. You can have a

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Speaker 6: breathalyzer in your car, but only start if you blow

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Speaker 6: above a point eight.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, that's no.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing the easiest? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Blowing what?

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Speaker 1: And then you guys are on this text chain here.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, gets weird.

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Speaker 1: Larry's saying that's really said?

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Speaker 5: Or No, I told Larry how sad he was.

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Speaker 4: They wanted our picks. I sent my picks in at

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Speaker 4: ten o'clock. I don't know if ten o'clock.

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Speaker 5: Last night they mean gameling picks that actual fucking pictures, Larry,

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Speaker 5: not p I c s.

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Speaker 1: It's picks.

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Speaker 4: This wasn't right, This was so all three of you

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Speaker 4: guys just let you know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: No, there is nothing interesting about what you look.

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Speaker 3: That looks like the opening to catch a predator?

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Speaker 1: Larry, where's Chris Hansen? Does he show up? And you've

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Speaker 1: asking you about kitty litter and whipped cream?

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Speaker 5: Take a take a sea?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry? Do you see that right there? That's a camera?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing with those three Budweisers?

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Speaker 1: Later? Okay, all right, let's look for the best.

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Speaker 4: There was left in the car when I got home

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Speaker 4: last night.

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Speaker 1: We should have we should have started over or done

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Speaker 1: this another day. It's a mess.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that the idea?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 1: I know, but I'm a professional broadcast. I come a

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Speaker 1: Hall of Famer. I'm being brought down.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, by comparison, you look even better.

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Speaker 5: Do you think this will be in the Wikipedia article?

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Speaker 5: You like the downfall of Dan Patrick when it began?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree. I agree.

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Speaker 3: Every story needs an ending, though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the bets for this week. Shay, I'll get

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Speaker 1: he's still leading the change.

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Speaker 6: Just hemorrhaging slowly here, but NFL preseason then c J.

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Speaker 6: Stroud minus three and a half against the Patriots, the

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Speaker 6: in history and Panthers minus three and a half against

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Speaker 1: God, ray, where did you go to college?

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Speaker 3: What did I do?

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Speaker 1: You said? The Ravens have won O n E twenty

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Speaker 1: three straight preseason games. You have Sonny Lynston?

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Speaker 3: Well, my professor was Paul. There you go, and now.

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Speaker 1: Mario, you got a junk Professorio Fairfield? Yeah, well ship,

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Speaker 1: yeah what Fairfield adjunct professor for?

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Speaker 5: What? Pernil?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Okay? What else do you

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Speaker 6: Dealing Panthers minds three and a half against the Jets.

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Speaker 6: The Jets are I feel like hard knocks all that shit.

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Speaker 6: They're just primed to get smoked by Bryce Young and

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Speaker 6: worse than the preseason.

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Speaker 1: It started out at thirty four and a half. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you got any golf?

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Speaker 3: Yes, FedEx cut playoff.

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Speaker 6: Larry obviously will get to the easy sent right, well,

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Speaker 6: Saint Jude. So I'm just fading every single one of those,

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Speaker 6: and then I'm taking Stepstroc at top ten plus four fifty.

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Speaker 6: He lost in the playoff last year to z al Taurus,

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Speaker 6: and he's been playing pretty good.

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Speaker 1: He's been playing really well. It's his name. I think

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Speaker 1: that throws this off. Yeah, like it doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: he would be weekend and week out great golfer.

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Speaker 3: He is Austrian.

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Speaker 5: Those she ah excellent, glad to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Just I don't know, Shaye, what do you have for me?

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Speaker 5: Nothing but American capitalism? Danny baseball, baseball, baseball. I got

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Speaker 5: the twinkies laying the one sixty two. My ada is

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Speaker 5: on the bump uh over in the Blue Jays Cleveland game.

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Speaker 1: Guardians.

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Speaker 5: I can't even say that guardian.

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Speaker 3: I can't say it's still they're the guardians.

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Speaker 5: What's itt uh? And I got the rolls plus two

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Speaker 5: of five against the Socks, the Red Ones and Balmer

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Speaker 5: Balmer Hunt plus one hundred against the Cheaters Baltimore against

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Speaker 5: the Insters, bad Larry.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I did four golf bets, and of course I

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Speaker 4: don't have them in front of me because I'm wandering

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are, okay, you just sneaking the girl. I don't. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not the girls that you are not going to

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Speaker 1: be girls in quotations right there, Larry, no arm wrestling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me help you with your bets while you roam

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Speaker 1: the streets looking for poppers women. You got Victor Victor okay,

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Speaker 1: you got Victor Hoblin versus Patrick Kntley. Correct, you got

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Speaker 1: Victor Hoblin even though you call him Hoveln versus Xander

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Speaker 1: Schoffley and you don't pronounce his name correct either. Tony

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Speaker 1: Phenale versus Justin Spat who put rag did that on purpose?

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Speaker 1: It's Justin Spath. Yeah, that's what Larry called him the

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Speaker 1: other day, so it's Jordan's s.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a meaningful type.

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Speaker 1: All right, Justin Spath. And then Tony Penal versus Ricky Fowler.

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Speaker 4: That's correct, not daily matchups for the tournament.

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Speaker 3: And I'm taking the opposite of I'm fading all those.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you got one unit son eight unit swing between

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Speaker 4: you and I. When I go four and oh, when

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Speaker 4: you go still matter.

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Speaker 3: Larry, you'll be basically even, and I'll.

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Speaker 5: Be Larry talking about swings and Peter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Larry, are you aware? Are you aware of provincetone?

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Speaker 4: I gotta I got a doom tour one o'clock.

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Speaker 3: You know, dune that sounds worse.

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Speaker 4: Dune pumpkin regatta or dune turtle tour?

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Speaker 5: What God? Either one? You're stepping over bodies.

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Speaker 6: Just you go to the beach and walk. Someone has

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Speaker 6: to tell you how to walk around the sand dunes?

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Speaker 3: Is that.

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Speaker 4: No, it's a little historical tour like this.

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Speaker 3: One's grass the sand.

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Speaker 5: Larry, you might walk on to some unsuspecting people in

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Speaker 5: Peetown enjoy themselves on the dune.

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Speaker 4: Uh oh, I will uh you know what, Shaye, just

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Speaker 4: for you, I'll send pictures.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this isn't enough. I'm done.

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Speaker 3: QUI no, Larry, actually, yeah, fucking unlovely, you can't.

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Speaker 5: I'm blocking your number.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to do this anymore, not with Larry and.

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Speaker 5: Petetown setting me picks. No, I don't want to. I

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Speaker 5: don't feel like going to Jai.

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Speaker 3: Fun Pete Town.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, it ain't the.

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Speaker 4: First time I've ever been here.

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Speaker 1: Looks pretty interesting, Okay, just so you could call yourself

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Speaker 1: curious at this point, I.

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Speaker 4: Got a cooler full of bud cans. I don't care

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Speaker 4: what anyone says.

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Speaker 5: I love it. Can I love it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think we better pull the rip cord on

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Speaker 1: this and close up shop. Larry, we wish you well.

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Speaker 1: Send pictures, No, don't send pictures, Clo. And once again

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Speaker 1: our starting lineup is Dylan Shay, Marvin Ray, Ray and

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Speaker 1: then yours truly, Dan Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll

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Speaker 1: let you know about next week in Ireland. Will be

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Speaker 1: at least some of us in Dublin having some fun,

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Speaker 1: some cocktails. Maybe Will Ferrell will join Maybe Will Ferrell

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Speaker 1: will join it.

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Speaker 5: We're friends, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, we'll have a great weekend everybody,

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you later. Hope, hope you have

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Speaker 1: a great And by the way, we're not in Ireland

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Speaker 1: next week. Weeks in two weeks, Ray, did you get

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Speaker 1: one fucking thing today?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one.

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Speaker 2: Drink the fifth.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, I'll bail right out.

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Speaker 6: I wrote that, but I wrote next episode will be

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Speaker 6: live from Dublin.

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Speaker 1: Don't try to bail out your friend.

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Speaker 3: No, I would never do that. I'm actually just I'm

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Speaker 3: just caping to.

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Speaker 1: Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll speak to you maybe

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Speaker 1: next week, maybe not