WEBVTT - Dee Knew: Episode 67 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.480 There was a problem. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:11.120 We're taking It's Joe Ghatto and my friend Steve Burne, 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:13.680 and we are the two cool moms. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.160 We are the two cool moms. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:17.080 But thank you so much for listening. Guys. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:18.759 We want to we want to dress something right at 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:21.479 the top. We know there's a lot, there's a buzz, there's. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:22.920 A buzz swirling around about it. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:24.520 Yes, we got to set the record straight. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.760 We need to set it straight. 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:33.720 Okay, Steve and I are not mothers, so uh, that's it. 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:34.440 That's it. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.080 We both had two cool moms and decided to call it. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:41.800 This is an homage, an homage, no mom, no moms. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.840 That was the best thing you've ever said. Let's wrap 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.680 this episode up. I want to end on the high note. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.640 I was bezancers. Thank you guys again for tuning in. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:49.640 Rate review, prescribe. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.879 Oh mom is so fantastic. Oh it's like watching your 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.680 little kid ride a bike for the first time. I 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.240 learned from you. Mom. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.520 Great, I'm good man, good good, good day. I'm excited 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:03.040 about today. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:04.840 You raised a lot of money recently. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:06.520 I did raise a lot of money for some puppies. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.600 For some puppies. Now, can you walk me through it? 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:12.360 What is the foundation and uh well. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.360 The Ghatto Pups and Friends is my is my mind 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.399 and I work with this company. Animal Haven was great, 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.440 great people. I got my favorite rescue out of there. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:24.760 Don't tell the others, but my girl Pascatti came out 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.520 of there. Animal Haven's in New York City. They're fantastic 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:29.679 organization and they have. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:30.279 A big gala. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:34.120 So I every year, I stormed the I stormed the 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.080 stage to take over the paddle raised. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.440 I like to cause a little cast. That's part of 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:39.319 any galla. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.080 Have you ever been to like a fundraising kind of 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.240 galla event or a fun thing where they have like 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.080 you have to raise the paddles and people like im, Yeah, 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.280 I'm sure who wants to get to But I found 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.240 myself in New York being that guy, like a bunch. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.040 I go to a lot of charity events for dogs 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.680 and whatnots. I'm actually doing it in a week. Was 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.520 here for Daniel's Music Foundation, one of my favorite charities 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:02.320 here in New York, and I just I stormed the castle. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.120 I get up there and I start making it, you know, 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:04.920 making it fun. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:08.079 Because it's such a people get so monotonous about it. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.200 They actually have higher people like Southeby's auctioneers and stuff 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.240 to do it, and I'm like, why, like you should 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:15.120 have entertainers doing it. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.200 Yeah, yeah, a little bit more like that. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.280 So because you get right to the nitty gritty, I 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:19.960 get right to it. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:21.720 I get right to it and I have fun though. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.919 I mean, I make it a fun thing to give 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.320 the money because they'll be like, do we have ten dollars? 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.560 Yes, ten thousand dollars, thank you very much, to a 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:29.560 full six three. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.119 I'm pointing and shooting air humping up there. I'm doing 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:33.919 a cart wheel. I tried to take my jacket off. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:34.480 I was too fat. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:39.520 I couldn't get it off. I'm pointing, shot and I'm twisting, 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.480 I'm turning. It's a good time. I think it's a 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:43.640 lot of fun. So we raised some money. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.320 There was great helping dogs out, but Gatto Pups and 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.400 Friends is now taking the next step up. It's funny. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.080 I wore the shirt on a different episode, didn't talk 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.320 about it. But now we're actually doing adoptions, which is 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.840 so much fun because we're actually finding we've actually like 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.040 graduated to the next level, not just helping dogs in 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.880 our home, but helping dogs find homes. That's been really fun. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:01.840 So do you need a dog? 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:04.040 We've been through this. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:08.440 My dream is to get that Australian like shepherd dog. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.120 I don't know why I can't. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:16.760 Can I interest you in a blind Yorky because. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:17.760 I got him in spades? 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:22.440 Well, my friends to Tree Hill. I don't know if 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.280 you heard of this duo in New York City. They 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.280 did one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. There 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.960 two guys. They make all these tunes and stuff. Follow 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:30.959 them on TikTok whatever. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:31.440 They're too. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.839 Te Hill two Tree Hill. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.640 I met them in Carolina years ago, just really really 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:39.839 creative guys. They did a video where one of them 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.640 got like the contact lenses so his eyes looked blurred, 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.160 and they did a sketch where it's like a dog, 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.480 a dog's last days and the blind dog and it 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.600 can't find the food. It's like going all over the 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.120 place just dumping all it, running into walls and stuff. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.000 And it was just really really done in like a 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.480 fun cute kind of way where the owner loved his dog. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:03.080 I know you're gonna flip it. I thought it was 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:03.760 gonna be really funny. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.240 And this is a funny idea for a sketch was 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.200 if a dog adopted a. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:11.320 Blind human and it was like, this is my owner. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.920 He's explaining all the dogs at the dog parky, this. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.240 Is what I got. Yeah, you know, we took care 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.040 of him. We want to give some good less days. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.040 So you you you have how many dogs you're up 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:21.480 to right now? 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.599 The number always fluctuates, but we always got a bunch 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:24.200 that we're going through. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.640 See you and Gary Cannon another great comic out of LA. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.840 You guys would get along famously. I know you've been 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:32.359 around each other, hung out, but he never really you 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.280 never really likes. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:36.240 That's his big thing. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:40.280 Real piece of shit, huge Gary. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:39.920 But he loves. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.159 He's always doing things, uh in Los Angeles, in the area. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.560 He's constantly posting about dogs that need to be adopted 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.640 before you know, in LA especially their overrun and so 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.440 they're euthanizing these for sure dogs and he's like, please, 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.000 somebody say. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.719 He makes it like a personal crusade. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.760 It's amazing, and I'll post Karen, he's a You've had 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.480 some good times together me and Gary when we taped 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.640 your special that's available on Amazon. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.320 That breaks on Prime Amazon Amazon Prime Amazon. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.560 I almost aid Amazon dipshit. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.640 That's how it's pronounced. You know how to pronounce Amazon Zone. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.000 I put dot com and Prime together. It came out 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.599 amazone Prime Amazon Prime. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.840 Check it out the Last Late Night, The Last Late. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.000 By the way, I posted something recently. I've had people 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.560 over the years. Obviously Sullivan's Sun was a show you 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:28.120 were kind enough to repost. But somebody pointed out to me, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.440 you can request it on HBO Max because it's a 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:35.880 Warner property. So Warner broke, Warner TV owns owns Sullivan 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:39.280 and Son. And it's not available anywhere aap I month 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.920 not available. You think it's a second Asian sitcom. It 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.719 should be somewhere, so you could request it on HBO Max. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.800 There's a link on my Twitter. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.480 But you go to HBO in the description of this episode. Yeah, 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.320 go down, click, roll down, click it. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.960 You just brightened Sullivan and Son as a request, and 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.840 I heard through back channels it's possible they'll they'll if 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.440 enough people ask for it, they'll out. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.640 And it's a Warner property, so why not they don't 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:03.520 have to. I don't think they have. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.600 It was a funny show too, man, it was fun. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.640 Yeah, don't talk bad about it. No, I. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.719 Don't you dare talk bad about it? 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:14.200 It is great. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:19.799 I yeah, you know, it's I was trying to find 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.039 some stuff. It's so funny how easily you could find 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.440 things too, because I was trying to think of something 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:25.720 that I had seen when I was a child that 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:30.560 I remembered watching on Showtime as a comedy special. And 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.160 all I remember is that there was a guy in 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.280 an apartment by himself when I had to get work done, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.520 but he kept distracting himself. It was a one man show, 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.520 and I couldn't find it anywhere. I was like, I 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:39.880 was like, what the hell was this? And I googled 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.280 her and I was able to find it. And then 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.080 I was thinking, I forget now I'd have to find 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:45.479 it again. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.320 But it's amazing. I'll show it to you. Yeah, And 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.360 I was like, I have to. I have to. Really. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:56.000 You have to realize the accessibility that we have is unbelievable. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.480 To find money out anything, and you can go right 0:06:58.520 --> 0:06:59.960 down rabbit holes of just watching. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.600 So I was watching. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.960 Somebody else has had the same exact thought exactly. You 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.120 never find it. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.880 You've never had an original Google search? Do you know that? 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.120 Do you know that you've never had an original Google search. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:10.239 You're never the first person. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.920 To google something, right, Think about that. But who is 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.440 the somebody else? 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:17.080 Right? Huh? 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.920 I bet you could ask chat GPT who was the first, 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.320 and it could find it for you. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.680 They probably could. You're right, Actually, yeah, that's the good 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:24.200 use of it. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:25.680 Have you used it yet? 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.000 No, you haven't used it. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:30.680 No, I can't religious fascinating religious recess. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.960 I'm sorry, you can't do it, the prophet says, No, 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:36.160 I don't know. You liked it? 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.760 Yeah, yeah, I mean so oh yeah. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.640 We thoked about how the made the weird andly the 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:40.440 weird Disney. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.080 People stuff too. It is amazing though, you. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:47.360 Know, I I'm trying to think like everybody's equating chat GPT. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.320 Do you remember, like whenever anything comes new, and this 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:50.400 is the first thing partment my mind. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.600 My mother wouldn't get My mother wouldn't get a microwave. Really, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.640 I'm not. No, you're not gonna do You're not gonna 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.600 make my house nuclear. That's my mother. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.960 That's what my mother is just saying, No, no, no, 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.120 we reheat things though in the stove, in the oven 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.560 with guess you're not going to make things nuclear, she said, 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.840 And you know what turned it on her? What microwave popcorn? 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.240 She loved microwave popcorn to the day she died. I 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:17.600 think she died of radiation poisoning. But anyway, isn't that amazing? 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.120 Like she she she thought when the microwave came out, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:20.440 she was like. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.920 No, well, remember cell phones, you're gonna fry your brain. 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.160 Don't keeping pockets cancer? 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.200 Yeah? Yeah, all of that. Yeah, never happened, isn't that. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.840 Did your mom have a spear of anything in the house. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.040 Any adjustment or your parents any adjustment to technology. 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.080 I don't think so. No, I mean very slow to it. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:36.440 Yeah. 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:36.680 Sure. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:39.400 My dad used then adding machine for a long time. Really, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:41.880 you know, like one of those at the house. He 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:42.800 had the roll of paper. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.400 My dad's like you, he's he's like an athlete. He 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.000 can just crunch it over. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:47.520 I'll tell you. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.000 The thing about my folks is that no no sense 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:55.720 of home decor, no sense much like I said, Much 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.480 like I said, I mean, I would think my mom 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.440 would be the set designer. I mean, you'd walk in 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.720 our house just like what is this? Doesn't none of 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:03.280 it make sense? 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:04.480 Yeah? 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.040 Where does the decre car is there? 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.480 I think they go to a showroom and be like, okay, 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:10.600 this is your profector. Yeah, we'll just do that like 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.480 Sears has the set, we'll do it. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:12.679 Yeah. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.840 But they bought everything, including the vase that's on the table. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.839 My mom used to They're like, oh, we're gonna get 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:18.319 to you know, we'll get this bedroom set. Yeah, we'll 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:20.840 take everything that they put in the store. They just 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.240 took that store show set and put it in the room. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.439 And that's crazy. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:28.319 And the dining room did not match the living room 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.160 like it did, none of it and a classic plastic 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.320 wrapping on the furniture except when people come over. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.880 We never even use that room. 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:36.880 My mom. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.200 Okay, so here's this is something to make fun of 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:44.760 me about. But my mom, I she collected precious moments. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:46.800 You know, those little little figuring figuringes. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:47.840 She collected them. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.320 My sister collected them, and my assist collected and it 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.480 was the thing they were doing together. I got jealous 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.960 and Mom was the personal moment. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:55.360 Sorry. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:56.880 I was like, Mom, I was like, I don't have 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.560 anything to put in a curio cabinet. We had this 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.760 big curio cabinet, which is just like a glass cabinet 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.600 where you display all the precious moments. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.720 And my sister had a shelf, my others had a shelf. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:06.360 My mom had the. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:07.800 Top and I was like, I don't have anything in 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:09.760 the carrio cabin. She's like, we'll find you something to 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:13.480 get into. So I got the Chronicles of Christonia. Excuse me, 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.760 the Chronicles of Christonia? 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:15.400 What is that? 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.240 So they basically like little trolls that are precious moments? 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.640 Can I see this? Can I see this? If possible? 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:29.440 Chronicles of Crystal to you, I am eleven, twelve of 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.600 age where I shouldn't be worre it shouldn't be collecting Kristonians. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:33.400 K r y s. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.080 How were you even introduced to this? 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.400 My mom found it because there was a local like 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.080 Hallmark store, you know where I local store, and she 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:41.600 was like looking for She's like, what do you have 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.600 for fucking dumb twelve year old boys? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.160 Click that metal one the world of Crystonia. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:46.520 Go there. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.720 So this is what I was. These are my voice, 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.320 Oh Joe, Yeah, I hadn't. I still have by the way, 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.959 still have them. I should autograph them, and so. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:01.080 Joe, they are we need set deck, we. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:05.479 Need Chronicle of Christonias. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:07.240 Yeah, that's how much there were. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.800 That's the whole set on, that's the whole set. So 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.120 they were like you know back in the day with 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.360 twenty dollars each. I remember the pirate one, he was great. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.640 My favorite was this little dude on the bottom here, 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.760 the little dragon fella. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.920 What are they called Chronicles of Christonia? 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:21.360 Uh? 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.440 That guy right down one in the middle there, Oh, 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.160 I loved him. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:26.559 Well, yep, that guy who's favorite. They do look fun, 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:27.520 they're fun, but they don't. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.440 They're not like they're like act your figures that are frozen. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.840 They're just little statues. And they each had their own 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:33.679 little story that they came with, and then if you 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.920 collected enough, you could mail in to get a key, 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:36.960 which was a wooden key. 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.480 Yeah, they all had their own little stories. That's it. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:44.079 The chronicles of Crystal games surrounding it or purposes purposes 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.640 only pollypocking in it. 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.400 It's no that it's not Polly Pocket. It's yeah, there's 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:49.040 no place set. 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.640 It's precious moments with dragons like that's what it is. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.840 They all had a story like there'd be a mother 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:56.719 dragon and a baby dragon like with the same sort 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:00.040 of thing, like love comes from the mom things like that. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.480 That's crazy. So that was I and so to getting 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:08.760 into home to court thing. I I designed my shelf 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.600 and the carryo cabinet. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.080 I went and he. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.960 Felt from from from Michael's. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.160 I went and got felt. I got. I bought jewels. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:18.040 This is the most. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.000 I bought the jewels. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.840 That like you put in like a fish tank design 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.000 like that, and I poured them amongst. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:29.080 Whatever. See little Joey I was having said, I was put. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.240 I made like little layers with like I put I 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.120 wrapped in tinfoil, I wrapped shoe boxes and little boxes, 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:37.760 and I make layers and whatnot a castle. 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.240 My dad would just come home and watch me be like, 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:46.440 hey dad, he'd be so disappointed. Winters themselves, winners friends. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.440 I don't know what he's like. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:51.720 Nobody's into collectible dragon, but you met get frugal. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:54.200 Here's his story. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:56.640 Wow, that was crazy. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.840 I'm always learning, always learning, always learning. Most kids are 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.200 and g I joe you got your he man. 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.880 I'm Instonians, big bowie, big saving money, saving money to 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.319 go to the Hallmark store to get a Christonian the Hallmark. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:09.839 I don't think. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.360 I can't remember the last time I even went to 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.120 a Hallmark store. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:13.080 Probably needed a card. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:15.520 I can't remember last time. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:21.000 You don't send many cards. We don't hear help some people. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:26.760 Yeah, okay, let's see here. This is coming us from Nicole. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.200 I believe this question is geared for you. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:30.760 You think so wise? It about Cristonians. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.040 Can you come to Vancouver? 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:36.320 I did you missed it? I was there three months ago. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.800 By the way, this is literally every comedian. Every comedian 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.160 says this. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.920 And I'm working on something that's gonna that's gonna solve 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.400 this problem with my good friend Danny Frankel, but every 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:50.480 comic you will get like I was just in Dallas. Yeah, 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.280 I'll literally post, Hey, I'm going to Hawaiian next week 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.280 when you come into Dallas. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:55.680 I was just in Dallas. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.200 How about this? I posted eight times, Hey I had 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.160 something to do that night. I can't make it. I'm 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:00.920 back to Austin. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:03.600 I love that. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.520 Hey, I wanted to see you in Orlando, but I 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.560 couldn't come come back to Orlando. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.400 Sorry, you had to You had to go where. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:11.920 You get the like you were just in Idaho? Can 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.440 you come to Miami. It's like, what doesn't make it 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:16.240 doesn't make sense. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.680 You don't like, you don't like Idaho. I would. I 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:20.280 don't like him. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.440 It's unbelievable. But so you were just there, literally. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:23.800 Just in Vancouver. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.640 Yeah, we're at the end of actually this next week 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.600 I'll be no, it'll probably last week, it depends when 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.720 we air this, but I'm going up to Canada. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.760 So come see me in Canada or I hope you 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:35.680 saw me in Canada. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.880 Yeah, well you'll be back. Yeah you go. I'm all 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.880 of what's a year? Yeah, okay, this is coming. 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:46.880 Us from Joe. Joe asked, Hey, Mamadlf's you are my heroes. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:47.600 That's amazing. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.760 I know you told us what your superpowers would be, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.000 but what would your comedic superpowers be? 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.880 Keep on truck and a comedic superpower? 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.120 I mine would be the power of pratfall for sure. 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.480 That is your super That is my superpower? You have that? 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:02.200 Yeah? Oh I think that what she meant? 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.600 What does she mean if I could have any supern comediclower, 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:05.840 any superpower comedically? 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.200 Well, you mean just be able to make anyone laugh? 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.760 You have that. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.360 That's true, too, true too. I guess I'm perfect. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.520 You must be a hard it's got to be hard 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.960 pressed for you, though obviously you have super fans. And 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.000 then they bring their friends. Sometimes I think you could 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:23.680 pick up on that, right, Yeah for sure. But when 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.560 when you're doing that, like I always make it a mission. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.680 I'm like, I will I will break you. Yeah, I 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.480 will break you. Do you have that or do you 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:31.080 do you clock? 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:32.240 I do I clock. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.440 Sometimes I see people are aren't having a good time, 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.160 and I'll catch it and then it'll catch your rde. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.680 The worst was when I was on stage with people, 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.040 because some of some of my friends would be hyper 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.120 focused on that one person and actually would throw them 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.800 off and I would have to talk to them out 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.600 of it. I would like, stop looking at him, like 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.320 I'd switch spots with people. If you ever a show 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.600 where I switched spots with somebody, it's because they couldn't 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.120 They had to get away from somebody in the crowd 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.040 that they couldn't stop looking. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.760