Speaker 1: There was a problem.
Speaker 2: We're taking It's Joe Ghatto and my friend Steve Burne,
Speaker 2: and we are the two cool moms.
Speaker 3: We are the two cool moms.
Speaker 1: But thank you so much for listening. Guys.
Speaker 2: We want to we want to dress something right at
Speaker 2: the top. We know there's a lot, there's a buzz, there's.
Speaker 1: A buzz swirling around about it.
Speaker 3: Yes, we got to set the record straight.
Speaker 1: We need to set it straight.
Speaker 2: Okay, Steve and I are not mothers, so uh, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: We both had two cool moms and decided to call it.
Speaker 4: This is an homage, an homage, no mom, no moms.
Speaker 1: That was the best thing you've ever said. Let's wrap
Speaker 1: this episode up. I want to end on the high note.
Speaker 4: I was bezancers. Thank you guys again for tuning in.
Speaker 4: Rate review, prescribe.
Speaker 1: Oh mom is so fantastic. Oh it's like watching your
Speaker 1: little kid ride a bike for the first time. I
Speaker 1: learned from you. Mom.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm good man, good good, good day. I'm excited
Speaker 2: about today.
Speaker 3: You raised a lot of money recently.
Speaker 1: I did raise a lot of money for some puppies.
Speaker 4: For some puppies. Now, can you walk me through it?
Speaker 4: What is the foundation and uh well.
Speaker 2: The Ghatto Pups and Friends is my is my mind
Speaker 2: and I work with this company. Animal Haven was great,
Speaker 2: great people. I got my favorite rescue out of there.
Speaker 2: Don't tell the others, but my girl Pascatti came out
Speaker 2: of there. Animal Haven's in New York City. They're fantastic
Speaker 2: organization and they have.
Speaker 1: A big gala.
Speaker 2: So I every year, I stormed the I stormed the
Speaker 2: stage to take over the paddle raised.
Speaker 1: I like to cause a little cast. That's part of
Speaker 1: any galla.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to like a fundraising kind of
Speaker 2: galla event or a fun thing where they have like
Speaker 2: you have to raise the paddles and people like im, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure who wants to get to But I found
Speaker 2: myself in New York being that guy, like a bunch.
Speaker 2: I go to a lot of charity events for dogs
Speaker 2: and whatnots. I'm actually doing it in a week. Was
Speaker 2: here for Daniel's Music Foundation, one of my favorite charities
Speaker 2: here in New York, and I just I stormed the castle.
Speaker 2: I get up there and I start making it, you know,
Speaker 2: making it fun.
Speaker 1: Because it's such a people get so monotonous about it.
Speaker 2: They actually have higher people like Southeby's auctioneers and stuff
Speaker 2: to do it, and I'm like, why, like you should
Speaker 2: have entertainers doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little bit more like that.
Speaker 3: So because you get right to the nitty gritty, I
Speaker 3: get right to it.
Speaker 1: I get right to it and I have fun though.
Speaker 2: I mean, I make it a fun thing to give
Speaker 2: the money because they'll be like, do we have ten dollars?
Speaker 1: Yes, ten thousand dollars, thank you very much, to a
Speaker 1: full six three.
Speaker 2: I'm pointing and shooting air humping up there. I'm doing
Speaker 2: a cart wheel. I tried to take my jacket off.
Speaker 2: I was too fat.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get it off. I'm pointing, shot and I'm twisting,
Speaker 1: I'm turning. It's a good time. I think it's a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. So we raised some money.
Speaker 2: There was great helping dogs out, but Gatto Pups and
Speaker 2: Friends is now taking the next step up. It's funny.
Speaker 2: I wore the shirt on a different episode, didn't talk
Speaker 2: about it. But now we're actually doing adoptions, which is
Speaker 2: so much fun because we're actually finding we've actually like
Speaker 2: graduated to the next level, not just helping dogs in
Speaker 2: our home, but helping dogs find homes. That's been really fun.
Speaker 2: So do you need a dog?
Speaker 3: We've been through this.
Speaker 4: My dream is to get that Australian like shepherd dog.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't.
Speaker 2: Can I interest you in a blind Yorky because.
Speaker 1: I got him in spades?
Speaker 4: Well, my friends to Tree Hill. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you heard of this duo in New York City. They
Speaker 4: did one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. There
Speaker 4: two guys. They make all these tunes and stuff. Follow
Speaker 4: them on TikTok whatever.
Speaker 1: They're too.
Speaker 3: Te Hill two Tree Hill.
Speaker 4: I met them in Carolina years ago, just really really
Speaker 4: creative guys. They did a video where one of them
Speaker 4: got like the contact lenses so his eyes looked blurred,
Speaker 4: and they did a sketch where it's like a dog,
Speaker 4: a dog's last days and the blind dog and it
Speaker 4: can't find the food. It's like going all over the
Speaker 4: place just dumping all it, running into walls and stuff.
Speaker 4: And it was just really really done in like a
Speaker 4: fun cute kind of way where the owner loved his dog.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna flip it. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be really funny.
Speaker 2: And this is a funny idea for a sketch was
Speaker 2: if a dog adopted a.
Speaker 1: Blind human and it was like, this is my owner.
Speaker 2: He's explaining all the dogs at the dog parky, this.
Speaker 1: Is what I got. Yeah, you know, we took care
Speaker 1: of him. We want to give some good less days.
Speaker 3: So you you you have how many dogs you're up
Speaker 3: to right now?
Speaker 1: The number always fluctuates, but we always got a bunch
Speaker 1: that we're going through.
Speaker 4: See you and Gary Cannon another great comic out of LA.
Speaker 4: You guys would get along famously. I know you've been
Speaker 4: around each other, hung out, but he never really you
Speaker 4: never really likes.
Speaker 3: That's his big thing.
Speaker 1: Real piece of shit, huge Gary.
Speaker 3: But he loves.
Speaker 4: He's always doing things, uh in Los Angeles, in the area.
Speaker 4: He's constantly posting about dogs that need to be adopted
Speaker 4: before you know, in LA especially their overrun and so
Speaker 4: they're euthanizing these for sure dogs and he's like, please,
Speaker 4: somebody say.
Speaker 3: He makes it like a personal crusade.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, and I'll post Karen, he's a You've had
Speaker 2: some good times together me and Gary when we taped
Speaker 2: your special that's available on Amazon.
Speaker 4: That breaks on Prime Amazon Amazon Prime Amazon.
Speaker 1: I almost aid Amazon dipshit.
Speaker 4: That's how it's pronounced. You know how to pronounce Amazon Zone.
Speaker 2: I put dot com and Prime together. It came out
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Speaker 1: Check it out the Last Late Night, The Last Late.
Speaker 4: By the way, I posted something recently. I've had people
Speaker 4: over the years. Obviously Sullivan's Sun was a show you
Speaker 4: were kind enough to repost. But somebody pointed out to me,
Speaker 4: you can request it on HBO Max because it's a
Speaker 4: Warner property. So Warner broke, Warner TV owns owns Sullivan
Speaker 4: and Son. And it's not available anywhere aap I month
Speaker 4: not available. You think it's a second Asian sitcom. It
Speaker 4: should be somewhere, so you could request it on HBO Max.
Speaker 4: There's a link on my Twitter.
Speaker 1: But you go to HBO in the description of this episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go down, click, roll down, click it.
Speaker 4: You just brightened Sullivan and Son as a request, and
Speaker 4: I heard through back channels it's possible they'll they'll if
Speaker 4: enough people ask for it, they'll out.
Speaker 3: And it's a Warner property, so why not they don't
Speaker 3: have to. I don't think they have.
Speaker 1: It was a funny show too, man, it was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't talk bad about it. No, I.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare talk bad about it?
Speaker 3: It is great.
Speaker 2: I yeah, you know, it's I was trying to find
Speaker 2: some stuff. It's so funny how easily you could find
Speaker 2: things too, because I was trying to think of something
Speaker 2: that I had seen when I was a child that
Speaker 2: I remembered watching on Showtime as a comedy special. And
Speaker 2: all I remember is that there was a guy in
Speaker 2: an apartment by himself when I had to get work done,
Speaker 2: but he kept distracting himself. It was a one man show,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't find it anywhere. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, what the hell was this? And I googled
Speaker 2: her and I was able to find it. And then
Speaker 2: I was thinking, I forget now I'd have to find
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: But it's amazing. I'll show it to you. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to. I have to. Really.
Speaker 2: You have to realize the accessibility that we have is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: To find money out anything, and you can go right
Speaker 2: down rabbit holes of just watching.
Speaker 1: So I was watching.
Speaker 3: Somebody else has had the same exact thought exactly. You
Speaker 3: never find it.
Speaker 1: You've never had an original Google search? Do you know that?
Speaker 2: Do you know that you've never had an original Google search.
Speaker 2: You're never the first person.
Speaker 1: To google something, right, Think about that. But who is
Speaker 1: the somebody else?
Speaker 3: Right? Huh?
Speaker 4: I bet you could ask chat GPT who was the first,
Speaker 4: and it could find it for you.
Speaker 1: They probably could. You're right, Actually, yeah, that's the good
Speaker 1: use of it.
Speaker 3: Have you used it yet?
Speaker 1: No, you haven't used it.
Speaker 2: No, I can't religious fascinating religious recess.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you can't do it, the prophet says, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You liked it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean so oh yeah.
Speaker 2: We thoked about how the made the weird andly the
Speaker 2: weird Disney.
Speaker 3: People stuff too. It is amazing though, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I I'm trying to think like everybody's equating chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Do you remember, like whenever anything comes new, and this
Speaker 2: is the first thing partment my mind.
Speaker 1: My mother wouldn't get My mother wouldn't get a microwave. Really,
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, you're not gonna do You're not gonna
Speaker 1: make my house nuclear. That's my mother.
Speaker 2: That's what my mother is just saying, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we reheat things though in the stove, in the oven
Speaker 2: with guess you're not going to make things nuclear, she said,
Speaker 2: And you know what turned it on her? What microwave popcorn?
Speaker 2: She loved microwave popcorn to the day she died. I
Speaker 2: think she died of radiation poisoning. But anyway, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2: Like she she she thought when the microwave came out,
Speaker 2: she was like.
Speaker 3: No, well, remember cell phones, you're gonna fry your brain.
Speaker 1: Don't keeping pockets cancer?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, all of that. Yeah, never happened, isn't that.
Speaker 2: Did your mom have a spear of anything in the house.
Speaker 2: Any adjustment or your parents any adjustment to technology.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, I mean very slow to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 2: My dad used then adding machine for a long time. Really,
Speaker 2: you know, like one of those at the house. He
Speaker 2: had the roll of paper.
Speaker 4: My dad's like you, he's he's like an athlete. He
Speaker 4: can just crunch it over.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: The thing about my folks is that no no sense
Speaker 4: of home decor, no sense much like I said, Much
Speaker 4: like I said, I mean, I would think my mom
Speaker 4: would be the set designer. I mean, you'd walk in
Speaker 4: our house just like what is this? Doesn't none of
Speaker 4: it make sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where does the decre car is there?
Speaker 4: I think they go to a showroom and be like, okay,
Speaker 4: this is your profector. Yeah, we'll just do that like
Speaker 4: Sears has the set, we'll do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But they bought everything, including the vase that's on the table.
Speaker 2: My mom used to They're like, oh, we're gonna get
Speaker 2: to you know, we'll get this bedroom set. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: take everything that they put in the store. They just
Speaker 2: took that store show set and put it in the room.
Speaker 2: And that's crazy.
Speaker 4: And the dining room did not match the living room
Speaker 4: like it did, none of it and a classic plastic
Speaker 4: wrapping on the furniture except when people come over.
Speaker 3: We never even use that room.
Speaker 1: My mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's this is something to make fun of
Speaker 2: me about. But my mom, I she collected precious moments.
Speaker 2: You know, those little little figuring figuringes.
Speaker 1: She collected them.
Speaker 2: My sister collected them, and my assist collected and it
Speaker 2: was the thing they were doing together. I got jealous
Speaker 2: and Mom was the personal moment.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, I was like, I don't have
Speaker 2: anything to put in a curio cabinet. We had this
Speaker 2: big curio cabinet, which is just like a glass cabinet
Speaker 2: where you display all the precious moments.
Speaker 1: And my sister had a shelf, my others had a shelf.
Speaker 1: My mom had the.
Speaker 2: Top and I was like, I don't have anything in
Speaker 2: the carrio cabin. She's like, we'll find you something to
Speaker 2: get into. So I got the Chronicles of Christonia. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: the Chronicles of Christonia?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: So they basically like little trolls that are precious moments?
Speaker 3: Can I see this? Can I see this? If possible?
Speaker 2: Chronicles of Crystal to you, I am eleven, twelve of
Speaker 2: age where I shouldn't be worre it shouldn't be collecting Kristonians.
Speaker 1: K r y s.
Speaker 3: How were you even introduced to this?
Speaker 2: My mom found it because there was a local like
Speaker 2: Hallmark store, you know where I local store, and she
Speaker 2: was like looking for She's like, what do you have
Speaker 2: for fucking dumb twelve year old boys?
Speaker 1: Click that metal one the world of Crystonia.
Speaker 3: Go there.
Speaker 1: So this is what I was. These are my voice,
Speaker 1: Oh Joe, Yeah, I hadn't. I still have by the way,
Speaker 1: still have them. I should autograph them, and so.
Speaker 3: Joe, they are we need set deck, we.
Speaker 1: Need Chronicle of Christonias.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how much there were.
Speaker 1: That's the whole set on, that's the whole set. So
Speaker 1: they were like you know back in the day with
Speaker 1: twenty dollars each. I remember the pirate one, he was great.
Speaker 2: My favorite was this little dude on the bottom here,
Speaker 2: the little dragon fella.
Speaker 1: What are they called Chronicles of Christonia?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: That guy right down one in the middle there, Oh,
Speaker 2: I loved him.
Speaker 1: Well, yep, that guy who's favorite. They do look fun,
Speaker 1: they're fun, but they don't.
Speaker 2: They're not like they're like act your figures that are frozen.
Speaker 2: They're just little statues. And they each had their own
Speaker 2: little story that they came with, and then if you
Speaker 2: collected enough, you could mail in to get a key,
Speaker 2: which was a wooden key.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all had their own little stories. That's it.
Speaker 4: The chronicles of Crystal games surrounding it or purposes purposes
Speaker 4: only pollypocking in it.
Speaker 1: It's no that it's not Polly Pocket. It's yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no place set.
Speaker 2: It's precious moments with dragons like that's what it is.
Speaker 2: They all had a story like there'd be a mother
Speaker 2: dragon and a baby dragon like with the same sort
Speaker 2: of thing, like love comes from the mom things like that.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. So that was I and so to getting
Speaker 2: into home to court thing. I I designed my shelf
Speaker 2: and the carryo cabinet.
Speaker 1: I went and he.
Speaker 2: Felt from from from Michael's.
Speaker 1: I went and got felt. I got. I bought jewels.
Speaker 3: This is the most.
Speaker 1: I bought the jewels.
Speaker 2: That like you put in like a fish tank design
Speaker 2: like that, and I poured them amongst.
Speaker 1: Whatever. See little Joey I was having said, I was put.
Speaker 2: I made like little layers with like I put I
Speaker 2: wrapped in tinfoil, I wrapped shoe boxes and little boxes,
Speaker 2: and I make layers and whatnot a castle.
Speaker 1: My dad would just come home and watch me be like,
Speaker 1: hey dad, he'd be so disappointed. Winters themselves, winners friends.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's like.
Speaker 2: Nobody's into collectible dragon, but you met get frugal.
Speaker 3: Here's his story.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm always learning, always learning, always learning. Most kids are
Speaker 3: and g I joe you got your he man.
Speaker 2: I'm Instonians, big bowie, big saving money, saving money to
Speaker 2: go to the Hallmark store to get a Christonian the Hallmark.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the last time I even went to
Speaker 3: a Hallmark store.
Speaker 1: Probably needed a card.
Speaker 3: I can't remember last time.
Speaker 1: You don't send many cards. We don't hear help some people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's see here. This is coming us from Nicole.
Speaker 4: I believe this question is geared for you.
Speaker 1: You think so wise? It about Cristonians.
Speaker 3: Can you come to Vancouver?
Speaker 1: I did you missed it? I was there three months ago.
Speaker 3: By the way, this is literally every comedian. Every comedian
Speaker 3: says this.
Speaker 4: And I'm working on something that's gonna that's gonna solve
Speaker 4: this problem with my good friend Danny Frankel, but every
Speaker 4: comic you will get like I was just in Dallas. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll literally post, Hey, I'm going to Hawaiian next week
Speaker 4: when you come into Dallas.
Speaker 3: I was just in Dallas.
Speaker 1: How about this? I posted eight times, Hey I had
Speaker 1: something to do that night. I can't make it. I'm
Speaker 1: back to Austin.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Hey, I wanted to see you in Orlando, but I
Speaker 2: couldn't come come back to Orlando.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you had to You had to go where.
Speaker 3: You get the like you were just in Idaho? Can
Speaker 3: you come to Miami. It's like, what doesn't make it
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: You don't like, you don't like Idaho. I would. I
Speaker 1: don't like him.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. But so you were just there, literally.
Speaker 1: Just in Vancouver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at the end of actually this next week
Speaker 2: I'll be no, it'll probably last week, it depends when
Speaker 2: we air this, but I'm going up to Canada.
Speaker 1: So come see me in Canada or I hope you
Speaker 1: saw me in Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you'll be back. Yeah you go. I'm all
Speaker 3: of what's a year? Yeah, okay, this is coming.
Speaker 4: Us from Joe. Joe asked, Hey, Mamadlf's you are my heroes.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: I know you told us what your superpowers would be,
Speaker 4: but what would your comedic superpowers be?
Speaker 3: Keep on truck and a comedic superpower?
Speaker 1: I mine would be the power of pratfall for sure.
Speaker 3: That is your super That is my superpower? You have that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh I think that what she meant?
Speaker 2: What does she mean if I could have any supern comediclower,
Speaker 2: any superpower comedically?
Speaker 1: Well, you mean just be able to make anyone laugh?
Speaker 3: You have that.
Speaker 1: That's true, too, true too. I guess I'm perfect.
Speaker 4: You must be a hard it's got to be hard
Speaker 4: pressed for you, though obviously you have super fans. And
Speaker 4: then they bring their friends. Sometimes I think you could
Speaker 4: pick up on that, right, Yeah for sure. But when
Speaker 4: when you're doing that, like I always make it a mission.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I will I will break you. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: will break you. Do you have that or do you
Speaker 4: do you clock?
Speaker 1: I do I clock.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I see people are aren't having a good time,
Speaker 2: and I'll catch it and then it'll catch your rde.
Speaker 2: The worst was when I was on stage with people,
Speaker 2: because some of some of my friends would be hyper
Speaker 2: focused on that one person and actually would throw them
Speaker 2: off and I would have to talk to them out
Speaker 2: of it. I would like, stop looking at him, like
Speaker 2: I'd switch spots with people. If you ever a show
Speaker 2: where I switched spots with somebody, it's because they couldn't
Speaker 2: They had to get away from somebody in the crowd
Speaker 2: that they couldn't stop looking.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Because at our shows, you.
Speaker 2: Know there's four across and you playing to a smaller amount,
Speaker 2: right because in our show, in his stand up show,
Speaker 2: you've seen doing stand up, I'm a panther up there,
Speaker 2: I'm all over the place. But when we're doing you
Speaker 2: had your assigned spots, so you're playing to the forty
Speaker 2: people in front of you, right eighty people in front
Speaker 2: of you, so you're hyper focused. It's a way smaller
Speaker 2: crowd in this big theater and this big you know
Speaker 2: whatever it is, areno whatnot.
Speaker 1: And then you just watched them.
Speaker 2: And I remember when we played MSG, I was I
Speaker 2: saw a guy and his wife. I assumed it was
Speaker 2: his wife and then she was like losing it and
Speaker 2: he was just not not having it and he was
Speaker 2: just was like it and I was like ah, and
Speaker 2: I was building this whole backstory in my head is
Speaker 2: like he's probably worried about parking.
Speaker 1: They probably got in a fight where they were later
Speaker 1: what now, blah blah.
Speaker 2: And then finally I did something and he just went
Speaker 2: and that was enough of me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boom, good night.
Speaker 4: My Favorites was because I think we're both very impulsive.
Speaker 3: We like a little chaos.
Speaker 4: There was one show we did we're usually when and
Speaker 4: this is the full disclosure. I mean, if you've been
Speaker 4: to one of Joe's shows and I happened to be on,
Speaker 4: everybody knows this. When you're finished, when you're finishing your show,
Speaker 4: it's kind of that's it, because you want to do
Speaker 4: the meet and greet and you want to get something
Speaker 4: to eat afterwards, because usually you don't even get to
Speaker 4: you order your dinner, you don't even get to eat
Speaker 4: it until the end. On a handful of occasions, I've
Speaker 4: had a few in me and I will come out
Speaker 4: storm the castle. I'll storm the castle. And there's been
Speaker 4: one or two times you're like no, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: received walk right back out. But there was one time
Speaker 4: I came out and then you jumped in the crowd.
Speaker 4: Then I jumped in the crowd and we went left
Speaker 4: and right, and then I saw you going left and
Speaker 4: I was like, we'll go over here and I'll circle.
Speaker 4: And then you brought somebody on stage and I said
Speaker 4: fuck it, and I ran upstairs and I was in
Speaker 4: the top and we're doing crowd work.
Speaker 3: You're down here, I'm up there, and I was.
Speaker 1: There from the stage and you were in the balcony.
Speaker 1: That was awesome.
Speaker 3: That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: That was That was one of my favorite, like crowd
Speaker 4: work moments of being on tour with you. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was great, but again it's just I think you're you're
Speaker 4: clocking things.
Speaker 3: Oh he left, I was gonna I was gonna shit
Speaker 3: on him.
Speaker 4: I was like my made it super power to be
Speaker 4: to do a comedy show and cook at the same time.
Speaker 4: He left, you felt the comedy tastes funny end of
Speaker 4: July correct. Yeah, okay, so this is coming up from James.
Speaker 4: James simply says, can I make art for your podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, we love.
Speaker 3: And you've posted before. I think I posted.
Speaker 1: I just commissioned my first piece, by the way, do
Speaker 1: you really?
Speaker 2: I found somebody who made a pretty cool picture and
Speaker 2: of one of my dogs, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: could you make my two favorite dogs, Piscotti and Spemoni,
Speaker 2: And she made them like digital artwork of them cuddling
Speaker 2: on a couch with a heart pillow. She took my instruction. Well,
Speaker 2: I did a couple of visions and I have I'm
Speaker 2: haven't I'm gonna. I'm actually sent it out to get
Speaker 2: printed to put hanging my home.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool. I'm big I love because I'm
Speaker 2: not very art Are you artistic?
Speaker 1: Could you?
Speaker 4: I used to love to draw. That was like my
Speaker 4: when I was a kid. I would draw constantly. I
Speaker 4: love doodling, and I actually thought about it like as
Speaker 4: a profession, kind of like in high school.
Speaker 3: I dabbled illustrate.
Speaker 2: If I could have a talent, any talent, it would
Speaker 2: be to draw. It would be a draw, hands out
Speaker 2: over music or anything like that. I would I'd want
Speaker 2: to be able to draw.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who everybody should follow. There's a there's
Speaker 4: a great comic. He's new to the scene out of Chicago,
Speaker 4: Jason Siler. I believe him saying his last name right,
Speaker 4: s I E L E R. Jesseus Siler. He's done
Speaker 4: cover art for Mad magazine. He's done Man of the
Speaker 4: Year or Person of the Year for Time Magazine.
Speaker 3: I think two or three times.
Speaker 4: He's unbelievable, really compalented. And he just started doing comedy,
Speaker 4: but follow his artwork. He did the the artwork for
Speaker 4: the opening act where I had the caricatures of everybody.
Speaker 3: Was that poster?
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I reached out to him just because I
Speaker 4: saw his work. And then he's like, I'm a big
Speaker 4: comedy fan. I'm like, would you do an opening act
Speaker 4: poster of all these people? And he did it within
Speaker 4: like two or three weeks. It's unbelievable and uncanny how
Speaker 4: he got everybody's But he could go realistic or he
Speaker 4: could do anything anything. He's painted everywhere. He's painted the Pope.
Speaker 4: He's really the pope. He did it's I mean, just
Speaker 4: go down the rabbit hole on his stuff. He's he's
Speaker 4: incredibly talented. Yeah, and you'll see the difference between like,
Speaker 4: oh wow, I sometimes you see something you're like, I
Speaker 4: could never do that. Like you look at his artwork,
Speaker 4: and there have been times he's posted stuff I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's a cool picture. It's like, no, he painted it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's painted it. Yeah, that's our art.
Speaker 1: Art's good.
Speaker 4: That way, you have anything on Jason or you can
Speaker 4: take a piki on on his stuff.
Speaker 1: Holy cow, Really that's crazy.
Speaker 3: There's the look at that.
Speaker 1: That's looks.
Speaker 2: That's why because that's yeah, because why the pope doesn't
Speaker 2: show up in photos?
Speaker 1: That's odd. Why they draw him.
Speaker 3: But he painted to look like a photos and he
Speaker 3: could do caricatures. He can do hyper realistic.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, put them up in the app We'll
Speaker 1: take so people say that's cool.
Speaker 3: And it's funny.
Speaker 4: I did his podcast and what he has all these
Speaker 4: other friends that are artists, and he asked them, all right,
Speaker 4: give me everybody do a rendition of Steve and so
Speaker 4: I had like fifteen different versions of me that he
Speaker 4: had sent me from all his art artist friends, and
Speaker 4: they were unbelievably talented.
Speaker 1: All their art friends are sent around and you were
Speaker 1: the amuse.
Speaker 3: I was their muse.
Speaker 1: You're amusing. They just sent around and did it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I would want to like lay on like a sheet
Speaker 4: and like have some grapes in my lap and just be,
Speaker 4: you know, semi partially nude and just.
Speaker 1: Stopping six hours. What's stopping? Uh? We get set up,
Speaker 1: We get set a Patreon right now.
Speaker 4: I would love to do a podcast where you draw
Speaker 4: me during the podcast and then I draw.
Speaker 1: That's so fun.
Speaker 3: We share podcasts, right, we should all right, all right,
Speaker 3: let's do it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: For the show Dinner Party, one of my favorite things
Speaker 2: I ever did was we actually had we challenge ourselves.
Speaker 1: We used to give each other a task during COVID.
Speaker 1: We had the show.
Speaker 2: It was my favorite or probably my favorite thing we've
Speaker 2: ever done together. It was called Dinner Party. Was a
Speaker 2: great show and it was uh salad giving us the
Speaker 2: test to do a self portrait over a week and
Speaker 2: we all did a self portrait of our sol and.
Speaker 1: We had to reveal it on the show each Other
Speaker 1: and it got and.
Speaker 2: It got rated by Marianna rovera really self fortrait.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and Mr self Fortunite was the worst Sal.
Speaker 2: But Sal was like guys seriously, tried to do it,
Speaker 2: try to do it, and mine came okay.
Speaker 3: I think it's what I like it.
Speaker 4: Sal is when he is committed to a task. He's very,
Speaker 4: very committed to a task he takes. He takes no
Speaker 4: matter how silly or mundane it is.
Speaker 1: He takes a sillier and more mundane. I feel like
Speaker 1: the more committed, more seriously he gets about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is okay. It's coming us from Brenda.
Speaker 4: My twelve year old son and I listened to the
Speaker 4: podcast when we take long drives from northern to southern California.
Speaker 4: He loves comedy, but obviously some content leans towards a
Speaker 4: bit too mature for him. Can you recommend any comics
Speaker 4: that are appropriate for tweens? Note I'm a gen ic, sure,
Speaker 4: so he's seen a lot of eighties movies, so in
Speaker 4: no way is he sheltered. Thanks te O's mom, Well,
Speaker 4: I would think Jim Gaffigan comes to mine for sure.
Speaker 4: Ryan Reagan Gabriel Iglesias comes to mind. Uh, those would
Speaker 4: be kind of my top three. Look, Sebastian Manascalco, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Sebastian.
Speaker 3: Sebastian, Uh you could you could have him listen to that?
Speaker 4: Uh uh?
Speaker 3: What else do you think? Nate Nate Yep, absolutely, you
Speaker 3: could listen to Nate, Dusty Sleigh.
Speaker 1: Dusty is another one.
Speaker 3: Dusty's a great clean comic smarts. Greg Warren. Greg Warren
Speaker 3: comes to mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know Greg Warren.
Speaker 4: Uh, Greig's great guy out of the Midwest.
Speaker 1: I think I probably hang out in the Midwest, is
Speaker 1: really what we're saying. Stay away from the.
Speaker 3: Coasts, Stay away from the coast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't listen to uh yeah, but well, podcasts are
Speaker 4: tricky because podcasters.
Speaker 2: Are just basically known for just being where it's people talking.
Speaker 2: You're gonna talk about everything and anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you look at a straight up comic material,
Speaker 2: I think it's way way more easy searchable and won't
Speaker 2: slide into that Because when people know they're presenting their comedy,
Speaker 2: I think it has a different feel. I know for
Speaker 2: me personally, like when we're on here, like I say,
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff in here that wouldn't necessarily say
Speaker 2: on stage, but not not even that, I wouldn't say it,
Speaker 2: but I'm not thinking about it as much. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, you know, this part or whatever
Speaker 2: or thing. So I think it's just as different things
Speaker 2: when it comes to podcast. But as far as that goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think for comedy, sticking them in west you'll be okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could even go you know, you could go
Speaker 4: back to the catalog like Richard Jenny comes to mind,
Speaker 4: Dana Carvey comes tomorrow, Tim Allen, Tim Allen old stuff
Speaker 4: and then look, I think it's funny. I was talking
Speaker 4: to a few comics the other night. Rodney Dangerfield, all
Speaker 4: his stuff still holds up.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is rapid fire.
Speaker 4: It's so so so funny.
Speaker 3: It's like gut busting the funny.
Speaker 4: Go down to a YouTube rabbit hole and type in
Speaker 4: Dangerfield and you'll see Dangerfield cracks up Carson on The
Speaker 4: Tonight Show. And what's crazy about when Danservield do those sets,
Speaker 4: he'd come out, he'd do an eight minute set. And
Speaker 4: this is the day and age when entertainment was communal.
Speaker 4: Everybody knew Dangerville Dangervielle comes up. His setups are getting
Speaker 4: you know, doctor Vinnie boombots. People are whooping and hollering,
Speaker 4: they can't wait to hear this run of jokes about
Speaker 4: the doctor. And then he does his you know, six
Speaker 4: minute set, and then he goes over and does another
Speaker 4: ten minutes on the couch, sweating drenched his sweat, and
Speaker 4: you watch him and he is just on a full clip,
Speaker 4: and you'll see the ebbs and flows of the set
Speaker 4: because he's doing it, and in the middle it'll go
Speaker 4: down and it's all I don't think people realize it's
Speaker 4: all orchestrated to be like a roller coaster. And then
Speaker 4: he'll come up out of the lull and end on
Speaker 4: a high and you see Carson just it bowling over
Speaker 4: in tears.
Speaker 3: In some of the clips. It's so funny. One of
Speaker 3: my favorites was he's like he was he took his girl.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, this girl, she's ugly.
Speaker 4: She's ugly, but he took her fishing, and all the
Speaker 4: other guys on the dock are like, hey, Ronney, what
Speaker 4: bait did you use?
Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm butchering the joke, but it was like,
Speaker 3: my god, he's like my daughter.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say she gets around, but her senior
Speaker 4: picture she was horizontal.
Speaker 3: And they're just so you just wrap the fire. It's
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess there is comedy to
Speaker 2: be found. I just be careful in podcast arenas. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought that this podcast more lean. I think that's
Speaker 2: what everybody tries to do annoyingly. So sometimes it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, we're gonna what are we gonna?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's funny, like you'll watch a podcast and people
Speaker 2: be having like a real conversation, and then the podcast
Speaker 2: host will just like try to push it back towards
Speaker 2: it's not they feel like it's not edgy enough. I
Speaker 2: get that show up sometimes on it.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4: I've done recently a few of the podcasts that are
Speaker 4: big or whatever and and ours you sit there as
Speaker 4: a guest, and there have been a handful of cads
Speaker 4: where I'm like, do you need me here? Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: you're just like why even have me? Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 4: to me, that's like, it's odd.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel that way when I watch the late
Speaker 2: night TV late night talk. Not every not every interview.
Speaker 2: With some interviews, it's like, you know, people are tuning
Speaker 2: in also to watch the person that you brought on,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like sometimes that happens. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean that on a podcast it's tough. I mean, you're somebody,
Speaker 2: especially if you're going out of your way to come
Speaker 2: and be a guest on there, bring eyeballs to their things,
Speaker 2: come up on.
Speaker 3: The favorite by giving you the platform, which you appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is odd, but any any conversation you feel
Speaker 2: like you're not needed it podcasts are not being filmed
Speaker 2: or not sure you know.
Speaker 4: Just as like, uh, well, I'll tell you that. That's
Speaker 4: I think there's something to it now that I think about.
Speaker 4: I think there's something to this industry in particular, uh,
Speaker 4: the entertainment industry and being in Los Angeles because I
Speaker 4: think when you're.
Speaker 3: There you're kind of hyper aware.
Speaker 4: I think people are just I don't mean to be rude,
Speaker 4: but they're just a little more selfish. I remember I
Speaker 4: was talking to a friend I hadn't seen in two years.
Speaker 4: You know, i'd seen because I've moved to Nashville and
Speaker 4: just by the way the scheduling works, I hadn't seen
Speaker 4: this individual in two years at the comedy store.
Speaker 3: I walk up. I go, hey, how you doing? He
Speaker 3: goes killing it. I go, oh, good good.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, on tours so and so open and
Speaker 4: for so and so doing my own show at the
Speaker 4: Rock venue down the street, couldn't be better. And I'm
Speaker 4: just sitting there like, that's that's great, man, I'm really
Speaker 4: happy for you. And in the back of my head,
Speaker 4: I'm like, how are you, how are you doing? You
Speaker 4: fucking dipshit? Like can we not have a wheel c
Speaker 4: i'ven't even seen you in two years, and and I'm
Speaker 4: acknowledging that.
Speaker 3: He's like, all right, gotta go up. And it's just like,
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 4: That microcosm of an interaction that is genuinely how it
Speaker 4: really is on a grand scale out there in that town.
Speaker 4: It does something to people, and it's it's it's kind
Speaker 4: of a shame.
Speaker 3: It bums me out. I forget.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I had.
Speaker 2: That was something I had to be conscious of when
Speaker 2: people are like, oh, what's new with you, because.
Speaker 1: There's a time in my life where I.
Speaker 2: Was able to rattle off all these ridiculous, amazing things
Speaker 2: that are going on right it's like and then you
Speaker 2: feel like, oh, like I don't want to be like
Speaker 2: but people genuinely want to hear about it and whatnot.
Speaker 2: I think that was the best thing that happened with
Speaker 2: Jokers is that it was happening with my friends, so
Speaker 2: you didn't have to brag about.
Speaker 1: It to anybody.
Speaker 2: My friends living it with you, and I'll say that
Speaker 2: all the time, Like that is I think what kept
Speaker 2: us so grounded together was like, oh, nobody's had got
Speaker 2: big or anything, because we're all on the same ride
Speaker 2: as many fans as one person had, somebody else had,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: It was never like that.
Speaker 2: We always supportive and try to help each other and whatnot,
Speaker 2: make people's sets better on the show, like give each
Speaker 2: other tags on the when we're doing our live show,
Speaker 2: say this instead it's fun, you're watch your timing here,
Speaker 2: things like that.
Speaker 1: It really was a cohesive unit.
Speaker 2: But I do think when I was talking to anybody
Speaker 2: that I hadn't seen, especially when I became in the
Speaker 2: public eye and I'd go out and I'd see people
Speaker 2: like and Grocer's are like, oh my god, how white
Speaker 2: and I had just come from playing Radio City Musical.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, good you know, from a soccer game.
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's hard to connect with people that way.
Speaker 2: So I was always very conscious of that, and I
Speaker 2: pride myself on trying to remember that, keep that human aspect,
Speaker 2: and I think that helps with getting famous older.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think there's a better perspective of right.
Speaker 4: But also like, you never want to complain to somebody
Speaker 4: who's I hate to say it, but like less successful, yep,
Speaker 4: because then it's like, oh my god, here I'm bitching
Speaker 4: about this and this guy's just trying to get like
Speaker 4: headlining weekends somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I said him.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he wanted to apologize. Okay, buddy, believe.
Speaker 3: Me, I've been there.
Speaker 2: Stop it, Stephen, Okay, there are five specials. Okay, dare
Speaker 2: you to dare you to tell me someone else.
Speaker 3: This is coming to us from. I don't even know
Speaker 3: how to say this. D new D know. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say the last name.
Speaker 1: Do you know who knew?
Speaker 3: Who? D?
Speaker 1: And e W Yeah, I told him about it. You know,
Speaker 1: he's always he's always guilty.
Speaker 2: He's always guilty, and they get pulled in after a
Speaker 2: scam after high to be like listen.
Speaker 4: D New, Hey too cool, moms, I have a lemma.
Speaker 4: I'm twenty one and just started calling. And a lot
Speaker 4: of my friends went straight out of high school and
Speaker 4: already graduated, So starting four years later, I just I'm
Speaker 4: telling them athlete the math on that I just finished
Speaker 4: my freshman year in psychology. My ultimate goal is to
Speaker 4: become a therapist or a psychologist. I am worried I
Speaker 4: should have stayed in trade like carpentry, so I won't
Speaker 4: be drowning the student loans, worried if I won't get
Speaker 4: paid as.
Speaker 3: Much as a skilled carpenter. Thanks for making me laugh.
Speaker 1: Regret seems to be d News overall thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he did a smart thing by taking
Speaker 4: that time to kind of there's you can get a
Speaker 4: degree at any age, and just life is a marathon.
Speaker 4: It's not a sprint. Your friends finished first, It's okay, and.
Speaker 3: You're just finished.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, you know what I mean? Like what they
Speaker 1: got their degree? Okay?
Speaker 3: Now what he didn't know? Yeah, I thought d knew
Speaker 3: he did about.
Speaker 2: Dnew there was going to be issues when you take
Speaker 2: the year. I talked to him, I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: this is gonna happen. And he's like, do you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: do you know?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean this is this is the way it works out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I think that's the first problem
Speaker 2: is look at where you're looking at it, from looking
Speaker 2: at it from you missed out or they missed out. Right,
Speaker 2: you had those years where you weren't in college and
Speaker 2: living life. What are you trying to get to now?
Speaker 2: It looks like you're seeming like I mean, we always
Speaker 2: talk about this or recurring theme on here. You can't
Speaker 2: regret your journey in the way where you've ended up,
Speaker 2: because that'll just drive you insane. There's always so many
Speaker 2: different things you could have done better, worse, different, whatever
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 4: I think we were kind of late bloomers, right, I
Speaker 4: think what sorry, I was just my penis.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's going to stay in.
Speaker 1: This is just gets if you didn't ask me what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: I want that it is, keep it in, keeping it.
Speaker 1: I didn't say my pants, You made me say my penis.
Speaker 1: It's like, do you know this is my penis?
Speaker 3: This finger so and that'll get cut out. But I.
Speaker 1: Nice to listening to two cool moms. I've been joke Gato,
Speaker 1: solid Rock, No, No, we got to talk.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, we we we've look.
Speaker 4: We've all had friends that I think when you're like
Speaker 4: twenty one, twenty two, they got married, they got kids,
Speaker 4: and you're watched it's like, shoot, maybe I should get married. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I've been on the road. I catch up with
Speaker 4: those people like I got married way too young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kids, way too young.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I had kids later on life because I'm
Speaker 4: so much more mature. I have a better perspective of.
Speaker 3: At least my life, what's important.
Speaker 4: What I could relate to them in terms of like
Speaker 4: mapping things out and trying made You've.
Speaker 1: Made mistakes, you're more mistakes. I learned more.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, just chill, it's fine, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. You can't look at it from
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: So now now it seems like he's what he knew
Speaker 2: is battling is his path forward, right, So now the
Speaker 2: only thing you can do is make his best decision
Speaker 2: what he feels is best.
Speaker 1: There's no right answer to it.
Speaker 2: They could be pro and concert either way, getting a
Speaker 2: craft or not or whatnot. It's just really, okay, you're
Speaker 2: in your driver seat of your life where are you going?
Speaker 1: This is up to you?
Speaker 3: Right? He thought he knew, but now he knows.
Speaker 1: No, he knows got to change it.
Speaker 2: He knows if he doesn't change his us A handle
Speaker 2: the DNOS, I don't know what more.
Speaker 1: We could do for this person.
Speaker 3: That's right, all right, Well we did it again.
Speaker 1: We did it.
Speaker 3: We keep we keep doing it.
Speaker 1: Week after a week, we keep doing it, and we
Speaker 1: keep doing.
Speaker 4: Nobody's nobody's ever said I need your advice, not once,
Speaker 4: not once.
Speaker 3: I am not qualified at all.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: Peace out.
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