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Speaker 1: have to warn me about these things. That doesn't get mad.

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00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: He enters and starts stretching. Then she closes the door

419
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: and heads that way. She heads that way, closes the door.

420
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: At first, that was my question at first was did

421
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 1: they have the threesome labor on? They say it almost happened.

422
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: I think that they added that for protection of Elliot's

423
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: character or something, right, Okay, Well, I mean because it's

424
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: way funnier if they had a threesome. If they did

425
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: have the threesome, that would I guess it doesn't work

426
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: story wise because Tom Kavanaugh needs to be rejected, right. Um,

427
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: So I never got this story about breaking the fourth wall. Yes,

428
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: I get, yeah, I get the joke. I get what

429
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: it is that it's trying to do. But then even

430
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 1: at the end of it where he's like, we'll be

431
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: right back and she goes the nerve the patient goes,

432
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: was he talking to us? And it is? It is

433
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: pushing If you think of the red line where Scrubs

434
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: pushes reality, it's definitely sticking your toe over the reality

435
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 1: line in a way that we don't normally do, right. Um,

436
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 1: because in the world of cinema and television, when someone's

437
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: looking directly into the lens, not always, but let's say

438
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 1: for the most part, you are looking at the audience.

439
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: And that's what the joke is, obviously, but it's not

440
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: something we normally do very often on Scrubs. It's rare

441
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: if but I laughed. I mean, the first of all,

442
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: the whole Americo thing was funny. I want to know

443
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: what America thinks it's why Yeah, and then someone goes,

444
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: why is he here? Is that mean? Out of forgotten?

445
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: But like why is that next line? Why is he

446
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: in the ICU? Who lets the tailor into the ICU place?

447
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: Must have so many germs? Well it did? It did? Um? Yes?

448
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: But then then I like, we'll be right back talking

449
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: to us. I don't know, I don't care. Yeah, um, okay,

450
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: now we already discussed that Tom Kavanaugh's back. Yes, And Herbert,

451
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: who is the obese patient who's very charming. Also from

452
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: the wonderful movie Old School? He was in that. Oh

453
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: was he the guy in Old School? Yes? I think

454
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: he might have also been. If it's not him, it's

455
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: his brother, played Hercules from the Nutty Professor Hercules Hercale.

456
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh really, it might be his brother. I think it's

457
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: his brother, though herclees hercleese. Now there's a new beautiful

458
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: nurse or intern. I think she's I think she's a nurse,

459
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: but I don't think. I don't know what she does.

460
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: But she's a new character, right, and she has crossed

461
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: ted cross You turned me down fourteen times for drinks? Well,

462
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: who's the creeper loser? Now he is still? Yeah, I mean,

463
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: this is this is a straight up HR episode. Like,

464
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: you can't ask somebody out fourteen times at the workplace,

465
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: that's just so. I mean you might get one. What

466
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: about all the conversations Ted has with his mom in

467
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: this episode? It's so weird. Yeah right, Joel, you're making

468
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: that face. Yeah, I know, it's it's horrifying. He's talking

469
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: about rubbing lotion and dry police. They share a bed.

470
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: It's not good. Yeah, let's get back to him asking

471
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: her out fourteen times. Yeah, you can't do that. If

472
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: you can't do that, can you, Yeah, just like we

473
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: can't ask these guys about pearl necklaces, Joel, how many

474
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: times can you ask somebody out before it's sexual harassment

475
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: at the workplace? Once? That's it pretty unless you unless

476
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: the person is like, asked me later, like oh I'm

477
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: not sure enough the uh he should probably just think

478
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: to one time, you know what I mean. I think

479
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: once is a good rule everybody. First of all, although

480
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: I did ask my wife out several times before she

481
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: said yeah, yeah, but you know where you know why,

482
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: that's exception. First of all, there's two exceptions. You didn't

483
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: work together. Second of all, you were definitely getting flirty

484
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: vibes back, and if you can read the vibes that's

485
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 1: like correctly and you're not misreading them, well it might

486
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: you might go, Okay, I'm gonna try again. And I

487
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: feel like that's gotten a lot of people in trouble

488
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: though where they've been like, you know, I thought I

489
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: was reading the flirty vibes correctly. You know what the

490
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: problem is. This is why we can't endorse this. Too

491
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: many people can't read the vibes. Right there you go, Yeah,

492
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: thanks again, Dan, I'll speak to that. I agree with

493
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: everybody's point here is that, like I think Casey and

494
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: Donald scenario is certainly unique and that there was a

495
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: friendship there. There was certainly something going. But also this

496
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: was like nightclus Sorry before you continue, this is like

497
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 1: nightclubs and parties and like you know, this isn't like

498
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: a fucking cubicle job, right sorry, Dana can no. No,

499
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: totally fine, But too often people hear no, and they

500
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: hear and people get a no, But what they hear

501
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: is Okay, I'm gonna try again, like a week and

502
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: see what happens. It's like no, you gotta know that

503
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: means no. You move on. You say, okay, thank you

504
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: very time. Sorry to bother you, see you next Tuesday.

505
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: See you next Tuesday. Wow, you call it us sorry

506
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: that wow? Okay, I apologize. Wow. That is literally okay,

507
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: you don't really funny about that. That That is not what

508
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: I meant by that. What I meant by that was

509
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: literally like, okay, I actually said see you on Monday.

510
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: Bring you on Monday. Yeah, we'll be right back. And

511
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: when we come back, I want to talk about Tom

512
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: Cavanaugh's piercing blue eyes. They were really bright, his skin

513
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: was really white, and his eyes were really the most

514
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: beautiful eyes. We'll be right back, and we're bad. We're bad.

515
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: Did you intend to say see you next Tuesday? No?

516
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: I no, I did not, But it does remind me

517
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: my in psychology in college, our classes were on Thursday

518
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: and Tuesday. At the end of every Thursday class, he

519
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: would say, all right, see you next Tuesday, and that

520
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: was always something funny. It we u. I would say

521
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: about fifty fifty percent of people who listening don't even

522
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: know what we're talking about, but google it because we're

523
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: not going to get in trouble here. Um. So Turk

524
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: can't contain himself. He has to tell JD about Angie. Yes,

525
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: So Carla and Turko decided that they're now going to

526
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,239
Speaker 1: name this baby in her belly. They don't know if

527
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: it's a boy or a girl, but Carla has already

528
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: decided on the girl's name and it's gonna be Angie.

529
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: And she asks Turk asks Turk if he wants to

530
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: name the if it's a boy, if he wants to

531
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: give the baby a name, and he's like, yeah, absolutely,

532
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: say hello to Fuku. Yeah, and she's like, no, no, no,

533
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: no, no no. I meant like I was thinking more like George.

534
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, sure, George is fine. He's like, because

535
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking for a girl. She's like, no, no no, no, no, no, Angie,

536
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: we already came up with the name, right, We've already

537
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: came up with the name. She tells him, don't tell

538
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: no one because if you do it, they're gonna fuck

539
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: it up for us. And I don't want that. I

540
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: want this baby's name to be ours. And that's it.

541
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: He's like, absolutely, I will not tell anyone, and you

542
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: know exactly who he's gonna tell. The minute he said instantly,

543
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: he can't hold it in for two seconds, not even

544
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: a say He runs to j D, who is in

545
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: room in a room with a patient, and interrupts the

546
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: patient and doctor time to tell JD. If we have

547
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: a girl, we're gonna name it Angie. Now, this is

548
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: a question for you, as a parent of so many children.

549
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: Aren't you supposed to keep the name quiet, because otherwise

550
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: everybody weighs in and says, oh, I knew a guy,

551
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: don't do that. Oh, this creepy guy's named that. Oh

552
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: I hate that girl named that. Like right, everyone's got

553
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: an opinion. Yes, you are to keep it to yourself.

554
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: And usually from what I've like, we didn't know Rocco's

555
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: name until a few weeks out, you know, And we

556
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: didn't know Wilder's name until a few days out, you know.

557
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: And some people don't know until the baby's born, and

558
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: so you know. But I would keep it too. I

559
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: would keep it to myself because everybody has a story

560
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: about someone, you know what I mean. You'd be like

561
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: I have a friend, I have a you know. It

562
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: just it never goes well. When you're like, what we

563
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: were thinking about this name, somebody's always going to be like, well,

564
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know that one person named it's funny.

565
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: Amanda was broadcasting that she loved Elvis for so long

566
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: and we were all cringing. I was like, a man, no, no,

567
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: you unless you're like obsessed with Elvis. She's like, I

568
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: like Elvis, but the music, musical legend, but I don't.

569
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm a I'm a mega fan. I

570
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: just love the name Elvis. And she did it the

571
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: opposite way, so she was like telling him she was

572
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: like trying to run a campaign till clearly on Nick

573
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: as well, but also the friend group and uh and

574
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: now I love it. But at the time I remember

575
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: being like, oh, man, no, so that's what you don't want.

576
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: You don't want the friend being like, nah, dude, not fuku.

577
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean not just or or you know,

578
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: naming a hamster after the baby either, you know what

579
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: I mean. Well, that's what's so funny. By the way,

580
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: it's very rare that anyone outside the main cast gets

581
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: a fane. Isn't it a fantasy? It's a flashback, and

582
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: this little girl in playing with the hamster gets a

583
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: flashback and it cuts to me playing with the kids

584
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: and the hamster that we should name the hamster Angie. Yeah,

585
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: they're asking what should we name it? When you're like, well,

586
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: I got a perfect name. We should name it Angie. Now,

587
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: why do you think JD did that? Because I don't

588
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: think he did it consciously. I think it was subconsciously,

589
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: Like the first new thing in his brain was Angie.

590
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: He's like, how about Angie? And all the kids going excite?

591
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: That ship was hilarious where they're walking by and they're like,

592
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: who wants to hold her next? Me? I get to

593
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: hold it Angie next? And turn about when Carla stop

594
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: and track into a what's it called? The ass asked Gerbil.

595
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,959
Speaker 1: The asked Gerbil Angie Angie. The asked Gerbil. How about

596
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 1: when I go what about Tiger? So you apparently you're

597
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: telling everyone you're related to Tiger Woods. He's this is

598
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: This goes on for a while, though. I think they're

599
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: like three quarters related, Like there's a he's a quarter.

600
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but oh you mean

601
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: it comes back into episode. Yeah, this comes back a

602
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: couple of times about the gay tests where you play

603
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: macho man. I wonder how much money. I wonder how

604
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: much money they spent on that graphic to have that

605
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: baby dancing in that freaking uterus a lot, because you know,

606
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: we're not known for our visual effects. And that was

607
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: pretty good, right, But that was okay, So that this

608
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: might be the funniest thing in the show. You said

609
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: you thought it was the threesome thing. I want to

610
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: talk about the janitor's adopted brother named Cleat. Yes, you're

611
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: cutting very you're cutting ahead a lot, but okay, okay.

612
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: The janitor's parents they adopted a forty six year old. Yes,

613
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: he was older than they were. He was older than

614
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: they were, and his name was Cleat, and he did

615
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: odd jobs around the house right old time, and everything

616
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: was great until the janitor's mom slept with with Cleat. Yeah,

617
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: because when they got because Cleat, when he got older,

618
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: him and the janitor's dad this used to fight all

619
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: the time, all the time. I don't know if you

620
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: can legally adopt them? No, no, no, somebody live with you,

621
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: that's no, there's no no. I just want to know,

622
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: can you legally adopt someone who's over eighteen? No? Yes,

623
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: what I could adopt a grown a grown man. I

624
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: want to adopt you got is an acknowledgement of parenthood.

625
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: Um and fun fact. Queer couples way back in the

626
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 1: days to do it in order to get um rights

627
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: to like people in the hospital and stuff. It's not

628
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: done frequently, but it has been. Oh well, it's done

629
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: as a loop, as a loophole type. I love my parents,

630
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: and I acknowledge number. What if I what if I

631
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: adopted you and you had to call me dad Daddy?

632
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't I would I have some say

633
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 1: in the adoption. I'm sure of it. Two condoms because

634
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: he's so worried about Kenning Elliott pregnant. Now on Now,

635
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: One thing I do know those of you listening, is

636
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: that wearing two condoms is actually not dangerous. It's not good,

637
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: it's not advised. It's dangerous. It doesn't make you double protected, right, Joel, No,

638
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: the friction between the two condoms is more likely to

639
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: cause a rupture. He's one condom. It's enough. One condom.

640
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: But do wear a condom? Everybody? Okay, m and you

641
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: both have gone and got tested and you're you're and

642
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: you're willing to have a baby. Yeah, and you're okay

643
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: with having a baby. How about when Elliott and Keith

644
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: are having sex. Elliott says, promise me, you'll hold me

645
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: like this when I'm pushing our baby out of my pajama.

646
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: She's so twisted, Elliott. She is really by the way, Keith,

647
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: this woman was a complete different character sexually before Keith.

648
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: What is it about Keith? I mean, I know Travis

649
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: is very handsome, but what is it about Keith has

650
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: brought out the freeze down for whatever he's Elliott hit

651
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: her dirty thirties and just took off. Okay, well clearly

652
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: because every other season, okay, every other season she was

653
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: like prudish. She claimed, We're gonna do a little bit

654
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: of a reveal here. As of recently, my wife has

655
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: gone over the time. Whoa when it comes to sexual relations, Zach,

656
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: I love you. Why how so just let's just say

657
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: she's gone over the top. It's been good before, and

658
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: we've been we've had we listen, we got two kids,

659
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: so you know, the sex is good. We're putting it

660
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: in if you know what I'm saying, we don't know

661
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: twice gonna be like he's twerking but no, uh but uh,

662
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: you know it's it's it's recently like she's having way

663
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: more fun than I can remember in the last and

664
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: it is and she's not thirty and thank you very much.

665
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: And she's not thirty. So you say it's the dirty thirties.

666
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: I think it comes uh when shorty forties, whatever it is,

667
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: I don't know when it happened. I don't know what

668
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: you call it, but you know everybody was like everybody

669
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: was like that, you know the old You know I

670
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: have a very, I have a very I have a

671
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: very high uh sex drive. We know everyone in America

672
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: knows guys. Right, And you're saying she's meeting you, she's

673
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: meeting you where you are. Well, she not neces sard

674
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: not necessarily meet me where I am. But when she one,

675
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 1: no one wouldn't have a job in your house. But

676
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: when it when it when, when it happens, it's fucking

677
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: m it's a party, dude, Like, have you tried the

678
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: whirly bird? I don't want to try the whirly bird.

679
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: I'll spot you, guys. I'll wear a blindfold and spot

680
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: you guys. Will you guess? I'm coming to La by

681
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: the way for the Emmys. Do you want to do

682
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: it this weekend? This weekend my work as Casey because

683
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming to town for the Emmy's ask her. If

684
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: she wants me to spot you guys for the Whirly Bird,

685
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm down definitely willing to put on bows, noise canceling headphones,

686
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: and um goggles, blinding goggles. I can't wait. So my

687
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: point is can't wait. My point is Elliott has reached

688
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: this level, and she just reached it at an early age.

689
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? She is freaking sometimes. The partner, well, yeah,

690
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: well definitely look at him. He's a fucking kindle man

691
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: like and he's bady, and he's and he's got dynamite areolas.

692
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: We know you know what I mean, Like, I mean,

693
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: she's human, It's not like you know what I mean.

694
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure she has fantasy. Just because she's a woman

695
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it can't be fulfilled. So right, I'm just saying, sometimes, um,

696
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: you when you find when you get with a specific partner,

697
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: like you can have great sex with somebody else, and

698
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: you could, you would call it great sex, But then

699
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: there's something about the chemistry between you and a specific

700
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: partner where you both are just like, I eat the ass.

701
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: I'll do it right. Oh my god, is too much,

702
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: too far? Wait to say it again? Fuck it, I'll

703
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: eat the ass. What did I go too far? I

704
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: don't think that's I don't think that's going to bring

705
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: an I heart hr. It was just the pearl necklace. UM.

706
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: Now Harrison and Winston, we learn where Tonto and Lone

707
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: Ranger jammies to bed Harrison and Winston. Harrison. First of all,

708
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: here's the funny thing, right, Harrison's new boyfriend is named Winston.

709
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: Winston and they wait, they dressed someth They sound like

710
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: the two people in the Freaking Balcony from the Muppets.

711
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: Harrison and Winston. They dress up as Toto and Lone

712
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: Ranger not to go to a costume party, but UM

713
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: reports that's their jammies at the end of the episode

714
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: the picture, Yes, and his husband Michael. Now, if you pause,

715
00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: you'll see that they but also that it's getting complicated

716
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: because if you're reading in the if you're really staying

717
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: in the Scrubs universe. Winston must be the twin brother

718
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: of Leonards the security guard. Yes, yes, so maybe Harrison

719
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: met him when visiting his dad at the hospital on

720
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: the same day that that Leonard the security guards brought

721
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: twin brother Winston. This is some deep This is the

722
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: kind of shit you fools do with Star Wars and

723
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: Marble like. Okay, so Leonard's twin brother must have met

724
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: Harrison at the hospital. Well the time. The timeline does fit. Yeh,

725
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: the timeline. It does not different What do you call it?

726
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: A different? What do you call it? It's not a

727
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: different It's not a multiverse. It's not a multiverse situation.

728
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: The timeline fits the occasion. Okay, so oh here it is.

729
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: Jad names dead guys, but amster Angie. I couldn't find it.

730
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Um they say that Turkey is the greatest pink bellier

731
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: in all the land? Yes, do you I remember shooting this?

732
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember shooting this? You really did it, didn't you? No?

733
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: I didn't. We faked it, But I remember shooting it.

734
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember having to do it. I remember

735
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: Victim being like, keep going, keep going. I was like, really,

736
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: how long do I gotta do this because you're gonna

737
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: speed it up. I think you did it? Really did

738
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: it like once or twice? And I was like, no,

739
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: you're not doing that. It really fucking hurt. That wouldn't

740
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: mean really sound like I don't mean to sound like

741
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: a whim, but it hurt. That would really hurt. How

742
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: about that door hit? Did you That was a fucking

743
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: major door hit. And that was me when you guys

744
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: wonder why you guys wonder why I'm going to the

745
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: chiropractor at forty six, it's to make you all laugh.

746
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: That was a fucking hit. No, it was a hard

747
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't say I didn't give

748
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: you my all, everybody. I was gonna say. You know,

749
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: naming kids is fun, but that sh it's hard, dude,

750
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: all honesty. You know, the dynamic of pissing your partner

751
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: off because you like a name like I at one

752
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: point did bring up Luke and Leia to my ex wife,

753
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: and I remember her face looking at me like you've

754
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 1: gotta be fucking kidding me, Like did you like Rocco?

755
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: Right away? Yeah, well, Casey came up with the name.

756
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: Casey was like, what about rock No, No, we would talk.

757
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: We were watching Rocky, That's what happened, and I was like,

758
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: what do you think a Rocco? And she's like, I

759
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: like Rocko oh, and she was like and then she

760
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: talked to her grandmother about it, and Casey's Italian and

761
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 1: Sicilian and her grandmother was like, that's a very nice

762
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: Italian name, Sweetie. Oh that's good, all right. So the

763
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: baby names made it real for Carla and Turk, all

764
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: of a sudden, they start panicking. The second they had names,

765
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: they were switched from being panicky to oh shit, this

766
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: is real. Yeah. You know, the closer you get to

767
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: the end of the pregnancy, the more realistic it starts

768
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: to become. At first, it's like, yeah, okay, sure there's

769
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: a baby in there. But then you start feeling kicks.

770
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: You've come up with names, You're starting to pick out

771
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 1: all of these clothes, the freaking furniture starting to arrive,

772
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: you know, like all of these things. You're starting to

773
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: change your house around or your apartment around to make

774
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: space for the child and everything. Things would get real

775
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: really really really fast, and you start panicking. I've been

776
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: panicking for a really long time about my kids, you

777
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And it doesn't go away. I

778
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: have adults, and it still doesn't go away. I still

779
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: am nervous. You know, you still feel panicky about your

780
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: older children. Yeah, I worry about the choices they make,

781
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: you know. I guess all parents would probably feel that way. Maybe, Yeah. Man,

782
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: It's like it doesn't take much to make one mistake

783
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: that could be fatal, you know what I mean, to

784
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: make a fatal mistake. It doesn't take that much. It's

785
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: so hard because you can't control their choices, you can't

786
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: control what they do out in the world. I can't

787
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: imagine that would that would be so stressful. It's it's

788
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: so stressful, especially when you have teenager because it's like, oh,

789
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 1: how are you gonna like think about you think about

790
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: what you did as a teen, and you're like, oh,

791
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: my god, I did some stupid shit. Imagine they're doing that. Well,

792
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: just all of the you know, just all of the

793
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 1: ways I would you know. You know, I have a daughter,

794
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: I have two daughters, and I'm lucky. My older daughter

795
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: has a boyfriend who seems to really, you know, worship her,

796
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: and I'm very, very lucky for that. But I worry

797
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: about this dude doing some dumb shit and me having

798
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: to fucking run up on him. You know what I mean.

799
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: I'll pull up you know what I mean, I don't.

800
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: I have no problem doing that. I'll pull up on

801
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: a little a little kid too, I'll pull up on parents.

802
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Man, Like you know, my

803
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: daughter comes home and says, you know, such and such

804
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: was mean to me today. Immediately I'm like, who's there?

805
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: But who's whose Whose mom is that? Whose dad is that?

806
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: Who's who's who's the dad? What's the dad's name? To

807
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: my wife? And she's like, baby, you can't, and I'll

808
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: be like, I'm I will pull up on these motherfuckers.

809
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: I have no problem, Like you just can't. You can't.

810
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: The thing that Turk and uh Carla are going through

811
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: you go through for the rest of your life. Like

812
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: I saw a meme, it wasn't a meme. It was

813
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: a TikTok where this girl gets in the car and

814
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: her mom's sitting there waiting for and the girl gets

815
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: in crying. Her mom's like, what happened? What's the matter,

816
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: And she's like, I got jumped. Oh she said, oh yeah,

817
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: by who? She said, some girls. She's like, how old

818
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: would they? She's about twelve. Her mom said, okay, bet,

819
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: I'm twelve now too. Let's go. Yeah. You know what

820
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: I mean. That's real talk. Man, You just have afraid

821
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: to have kids. I don't. I don't. I can't handle

822
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: this pressure. It's it's it's it's real, man. You damn

823
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: you're next. Whoa, I'm next? Congratulations. I don't give any

824
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 1: names and in mine, yeah, K probably named like Zelda,

825
00:47:52,600 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: a beautiful man. Oh or Linksna and link there you go. Um,

826
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: all right, do we have a guest caller today, Joelle?

827
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: Or are you not going to record their sound? Oh? Alright,

828
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: shots fired, we're recording right now. All right, let's take

829
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: a break and then we'll talk to someone who will

830
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: be very interesting. We'll be right back and we're back,

831
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: all right, Joel, bring us a guest. We got a

832
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: call games. You can talk starts, you know, like a

833
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: boa smoke, some jazz, maybe talking about the episode. So

834
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: come on, Joelle, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen.

835
00:48:48,960 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: Give it up for Carol. And how are you? Helloha, Hello, Hello,

836
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: welcome to the program. This is Fake Doctor's Real Friends.

837
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: That's the Donald Fhazon and of course you know the

838
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: legendary Daniel and Joel. And that is Zach Braff. Right,

839
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: Zach Braff wearing a crystal necklace. Um, I supposedly he

840
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: is going to give me energy and powers. How's that

841
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: working out for you? I don't know. I need to

842
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: take it off and see if I feel any change. Um,

843
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: but I kind of feel like it looks like Marti

844
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: Grab beads but with a little tassel. I like it,

845
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: but I like it. I think it's giving me power.

846
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: You know what it kind of looks like to me.

847
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: It looks like the Kung Foo beads from like the

848
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: Saturday morning Kung Fu television shows that I used to watch.

849
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: A feather at the end, you wrap that around a

850
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 1: freaking like a spear or a sword or a sword

851
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: freaking award yea sword, and it's freaking the freaking hip

852
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: hit all It sounds like a Woo Tang Clan album.

853
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: Tank Forever, Wo Forever Wo Tank Forever. Carolyn, Welcome to

854
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: the program. Um, where are you calling from? I am

855
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: calling from just that's how of Columbus, Ohio? Okay, yes,

856
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 1: not super exciting. I moved here about a year ago

857
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: for work during quarantine. What do you do? Where did

858
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: you move from? I ask the questions, Donald, calm down,

859
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: all right, we'll start off. I don't release the fight.

860
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: No question is where did you move from? And what

861
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: are you doing in Columbus? Beautiful? Um, I moved from Cleveland,

862
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: so not a very big move, you know. I love Cleveland. Carol,

863
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: you talked about Mabel's before the two restaurants. That's not

864
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: all I know. I've been at a casino. I've done

865
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: at all. All right, Carolin, what what do you do

866
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: for a living? I'm wicked? Um So, I am in

867
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: clinical research. So I'm a senior director of clinical development

868
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: at a biotech. Um we do we develop in research?

869
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: Gene therapy is for rare pediatric diseases. Wow. And do

870
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: you so rare pediatric diseases you're working on discovering medicines

871
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: for them? Yeah, exactly. Um So, the primary disease that

872
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: we're setting right now is called Crabbe disease. It's a

873
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: globoid cell lucadystrophe. Um. It's a very um rare and

874
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: catastrophic pediatric lucadystrophe. What is that? I'm sorry in layman's terms?

875
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: What is that? What does that happen? How does that

876
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: happens to the child? What is it? What does that mean? Yeah? So,

877
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 1: lessie with these children unless they are caught with through

878
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: newborn screening programs, and crabbe is actually only part of

879
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: newborn screening in nine states at the moment um. These

880
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: children will be born typically developing. You know, ten fingers,

881
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: ten toes, hitting everywhere they should on their appar et cetera.

882
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: And then um, as they grow older, the disease is

883
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: very rapidly progressing. So the parents will notice that they

884
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: are starting to fall behind on milestones, et cetera, and

885
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: we'll start taking them into the doctor to get their diagnosis.

886
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: My previous company up in Cleveland, I studied UM a

887
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: couple different muco polysacridoses, and those ones have a much

888
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: later onset their lycos almost storage disorders. And so basically,

889
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: your body is constantly producing cellular waste, and so your

890
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: lycensomes are in their kind of recycling, right, But with

891
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: these lycosolmoal storage disorders your body you have, you're missing

892
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: the enzymes of the proteins or the genes that they

893
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: should be doing that recycling, and so that cellular waste

894
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: just builds up. I'm sorry, we just didn't because we

895
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: don't know anything, even though we're pretend doctors. What is that?

896
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 1: How does that manifest? What happens to the child? Yeah,

897
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: So with crab a disease, a lot of the early

898
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: symptoms are the children will have difficulty eating, swallowing, breathing

899
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: moving with some of the other lucidistrict excuse me, other

900
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: lycosomal storage disorders, it's much later onset with krebe. Beyoncet

901
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: is very young and very rapid, and so you know

902
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: roughly ninety percent of these children will pass away by

903
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: age two. Oh my gosh, Oh my god. And it's

904
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: not something that anyone you said, only six states or

905
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: screening for this nine states right now. So if anyone's

906
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: listening and can they ask I mean, because I'm sure

907
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: there's people that are pregnant are listening to you. They're like,

908
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, what do I do? What do you

909
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: ask your pediatriction or kinnecologists about? Yeah, So with these

910
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: different states have different options that you can add to

911
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: your standard newborn screening panels. There's something called the RUSP.

912
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: It's the Recommended Uniform Screening Panel and that's kind of

913
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: oversight from the federal government that mandates what should be

914
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: included in each state, and then each state has their

915
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: own kind of flexibility in what additional tests they screened

916
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: for there. And I don't want to scare it your listeners.

917
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: I mean, crebe is an ultra rare disease. It's rare,

918
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, but I'm saying, if they happen to

919
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: be listening to this, they because say, hey, if you're

920
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: doing the RUST, can you add a test for what's

921
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: it called CRABE CRABE kr A BBE. I would, And

922
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: so there's nine active right now, you know, But then

923
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: it's really challenging. There are some petitions up right now

924
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: to get KRABE added to the RUST, but there are

925
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: petitions for a lot of rare diseases at the moment

926
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: trying to get them include really, why why? I wonder why.

927
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: This is probably a stupid question if you're in the

928
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: medical business, but why not add them all? Like why

929
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: does the RUST have to be limited? So kind of

930
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: two main reasons. One, depending on how frequent the diseases

931
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: or how well it's been studied, it might be there

932
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: might be a high rate of false positives, or the

933
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: diagnostic screening criteria might not be well enough defined, and

934
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: so you don't want to give somebody bad news if

935
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 1: it's not really true. And then you know, and they

936
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: really tend to shy away from diseases that don't have cures.

937
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: So if there is no cure for this disease, there

938
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: are some ethical considerations about whether or not the families

939
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: would want to know there's a standard of care for

940
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: craby disease. It's not a cure, but it is a

941
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: but you just released or you just said something. That's

942
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: sort of a darker side of this is the ethical

943
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: concerns of telling someone that their child will only lived

944
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: too right, like a vault. I don't know if you

945
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: can go down that road, Carlin, I'm gonna start crying.

946
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be a comedy podcast here, you know stuff.

947
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: Can you tell them very quickly why you wrote in

948
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: and what you're hoping to do? Yes? Go ahead, Yeah,

949
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: so actually have cool stuff UM that I wrote in

950
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: about Um. This actually worked out really perfectly that I'm

951
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: able to be on the show today because I'm celebrating

952
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: an anniversary. Happy anniversary, what is it? Thank you? Um?

953
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: One month ago today I donated my right kidney to

954
00:55:51,600 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: a stranger. Wow, let me see the scar I have

955
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: been flashing everyone. I had to talk to them earlier

956
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: about speaking to our co workers in an inappropriate way. No, no, no,

957
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: I was talking to you can't asking a woman. You

958
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: just meant to show a scar, all right? My dog

959
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: is she heard exciting voices and had to look up

960
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: and say, Hi, I has a very cute dog. So

961
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: we okay, Oh my goodness, Carolin, how did this come about?

962
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: It actually came about through my dog actually, when she

963
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: is very good timing. She just didn't even know it.

964
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: So one of my hobbies is I'm a puppy raiser

965
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: for a group called Canon Companions for Independence. And what

966
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: I do in my volunteeral is I take in puppies

967
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: when they're about eight weeks old. I raised them until

968
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: they're about a year and a half to two years old,

969
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: and then I do all their basic socialization training. They

970
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: go as age appropriate. They go to work with me,

971
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: they go to the grocery store with me, they go

972
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: on airplanes with me, they go, you know, anywhere I go.

973
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: I've always, always, for the last six or so years,

974
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: i always have a dog at my side. And so

975
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: then at the end of the time that I have them,

976
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I take them into one of our local training centers.

977
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: They do six or some months of actual professional training

978
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: and then they go off and become service dogs. So

979
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm for the blinder for other things. Yeah, So the

980
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: group that I'm with, we do Primarily we do mobility dogs,

981
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: so for people who have you know, imputations, wheelchair users, etc.

982
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: We do hearing dogs for people who are hearing impaired,

983
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: but we do not do any seeing I or guide

984
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: dogs because there's so many groups out there that do

985
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: such a great job with all of that. And so

986
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: so you guys filled a spot that was necessary training

987
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: service animals that weren't for the blind. Yeah, and so

988
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: since I don't do any work with visually impaired service animals,

989
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: I follow a bunch of different groups on Facebook, right because,

990
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: like I always want to learn about stuff that I'm

991
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: not actively. You seem like a pretty angelic human being,

992
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: and we already know how this is going to end.

993
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: But my ex husband would have something other otherwise. Right now,

994
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm down to so my left kidney side note I

995
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: have named it Jeffrey Bean Morgan, Jeffrey Bean, nice, Jeffrey Bean. Okay,

996
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: so go on, I got it. Get to the point

997
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: where you gave a kidney to a stranger. Yeah. So

998
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: for a few years now I followed this one group,

999
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: this one Facebook page about this woman living in DC

1000
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: who's got a seeing eye dog, and it's really cool

1001
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: to read about her adventures and see kind of what

1002
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: you know, get a glimpse into how somebody else lives.

1003
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: And then in March, she posted a personal plea from

1004
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: her personal Facebook page onto the Dog's Facebook page, saying

1005
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: that she needed a kidney. And you know, it's been

1006
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: a really shitty couple of years, right, um, And I

1007
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: don't know, just something about her post just kind of

1008
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: struck a chord with me. And it was a couple

1009
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: of days after my thirty ninth birthday, so I was

1010
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: already in that like, oh my god, I'm about to

1011
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: turn forty. What am I doing with my life? If

1012
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: I'd done right done with my brother, it's the quickest

1013
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: way I can make a difference. How can I fix

1014
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one? Yeah, And so there was just a

1015
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: little link in her post to an online questionnaire, and

1016
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know, it's like a Tuesday afternoon

1017
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: or something, and I'm procrastinating from work, and I'm like,

1018
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of questions they can ask you

1019
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: on an online survey that'll tell you about I don't know,

1020
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: if you can donate a kidney. I'd never thought about

1021
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: this before. It's like, like, on the link I fill

1022
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,439
Speaker 1: that out. I end up passing through the first few

1023
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: online stages. They sent me mouth swabs. I did a

1024
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: bunch of mouth swabs, sent those back in, and about

1025
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: a month later I got a call saying, hey, so

1026
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: you're a match. Can you come in and do all

1027
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: these crazy medical tests with us? Oh? Yeah, ok so,

1028
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: how how is your relationship with this lady now with

1029
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: this seeing dog? Oh my gosh, so that was really

1030
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: crazy because I mean I didn't even know her real name.

1031
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I lost one thing. Is she she's a

1032
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: trainer of seeing eye dogs? Or she uses a seeing

1033
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: eye dog? She uses a seeing eye dog? Yes, Oh

1034
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: she's a blind woman. Okay, so that woman is not

1035
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: only blind but is in dire need of a kidney.

1036
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I have questions, Um, you they must have

1037
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: told you what could go wrong? We've did We did

1038
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: this on scrubs. It can things can go awry for

1039
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: the donor. Um were you nervous about that? You must

1040
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: have been. What was your thinking about that? Do you

1041
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: know what that's so crazy? Is that not once like

1042
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: there was no fear like this. It was just a

1043
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: really empowering and really exciting process. I think you know,

1044
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: because I because I work in the medical field, and

1045
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: part of my job is designing the informed consent documents

1046
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: for our clinical trials, right, so, like I know all

1047
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: of these. I actually also last year I got COVID,

1048
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: and so I joined a clinical trial for people who

1049
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: had COVID because obviously I want to help with that research.

1050
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: So I'm actually still in a clinical trial for something

1051
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: else right now. And they would and they let you,

1052
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: and they let you do the surgery even though even wow,

1053
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: that's amazing, and so how does this how does this

1054
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: affect your clinical trial? Then? Now does this move you

1055
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: into a different level in the clinical trial because now

1056
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: you only have one kidney? Like you know what I mean? Like,

1057
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess the clinical trial didn't have

1058
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: anything to do with the kidney having two kidneys. Yeah,

1059
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: it was just a Yeah, it was a monoclonal antibody

1060
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: infusion I got when I was in the hospital after

1061
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: getting COVID, and so that was, yeah, it's completely separate.

1062
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm just in long term follow up. I got the

1063
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: monoclonal antibody back in a January. So how is your

1064
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: life in any way different with one kidney? Do they

1065
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: is there anything you have to do differently or feel

1066
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: differently in the initial post transplant. I mean, I'm at

1067
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: one month today and I'm obviously you look amazing. You

1068
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: look happy. Are you single? You mentioned your ex husband?

1069
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: Are you single? I am single? Oh my goodness. You

1070
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: guys got to date this woman. She's beautiful, she's pretty

1071
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: much a saint. She might give you a kidney. Well,

1072
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: she can't give me. I can tell you where to

1073
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: find one if you do need one. Because now I've

1074
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: been learning so much about this, this community and the

1075
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: donor world, and I mean it's been really really sobering. Um,

1076
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: joining a lot of these support groups and seeing how

1077
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: many people do not have happy endings like this. It's

1078
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: really rare that you meet somebody who's not only in

1079
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: the medical field, but also has donated, uh part of

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01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: their body too. I could give a kidney to a

1081
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, Carol, and I I could give

1082
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: a kidney to a loved one or a family member

1083
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: if they needed it. Um, I don't. I don't know

1084
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: that though. I don't know that I could do a stranger.

1085
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're you're a saint. But no, um,

1086
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: you know, because That was a question that a lot

1087
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: of people had for me. You know too, is well,

1088
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: why would you give akidney to a stranger? Why don't

1089
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: you save it for a save it? Right, it's kind

1090
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: of funny. You might need it for a loved one. Yeah,

1091
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: but I've never heard anyone's name like that. That's their

1092
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: own rationalization, though, that's their own rationalization. I would do it,

1093
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: but I'm hanging on to it. Just don't get me wrong.

1094
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: I personally would, but my mother's not looking great. Yeah,

1095
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: but it's great because with this And it's a little

1096
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 1: different for me because this was considered a directed donation

1097
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: because it was specifically for this one woman. But if

1098
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: I had done it altruistically by just joining the National

1099
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: Kidney Transplant Registry and signing up through there, they have

1100
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: a voucher program. So, Zach, let's say that tomorrow you

1101
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: decide to donate a kidney, get on the registers. What

1102
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: do I get? How much do I get? If you

1103
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: match anybody, you get you get actually a lot of

1104
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: really interesting stuff. But you also get a voucher that

1105
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,919
Speaker 1: can be used for your family, so that if down

1106
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: the line, remember me, what if I need a kidney

1107
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 1: all the sin. No. I mean I wonder if it's

1108
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: happened that someone's given a kidney like you and then

1109
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: they then their kidneys fucked it absolutely doesn't you end

1110
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: up getting moved to the top of the rich I

1111
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: would hope. So that's like the fast past. You get

1112
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: a fast past, You're okay. Um, if something like that happens,

1113
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: Wait do you get Don't people um sell their kidneys

1114
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:37,439
Speaker 1: not legally in the US? Um? And that's actually part

1115
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: of like they are the tests that you go through

1116
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: to do this or bunkers. I mean, like I'm healthy,

1117
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: I don't really go to the doctor beyond you know,

1118
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: occasionally annual whatever. But um, oh my god, this is

1119
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: like the first time I did CT scans and all

1120
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: these crazy testing that you have to go through, psychological counseling,

1121
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: you have to go through, yeah, like different financial counseling

1122
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: so that you're fully aware of any and who pays

1123
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: for Sorry sorry to interrupt you because I'm just fascinating,

1124
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: but who who pays for all of this? Are you

1125
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: out of pocket? The Nope, The recipients insurance covers everything.

1126
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: I think in total, I was out of pocket for

1127
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: maybe one hundred dollars worth of stuff, and the only

1128
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: reason for that was there was some I mean, the

1129
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: testing process was long, long, long, and I had I

1130
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: was overdue for a perhaps mirror, and my PCP was

1131
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: super backed up because everybody's overdue or everybody's backed up

1132
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: with everything for COVID right now, and so mad props

1133
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: to play in parenthood because I reached out to them

1134
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: and explained that this was the last thing I needed

1135
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: before I could do this surgery, and they fit me

1136
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: in within a couple of days. Well, that's all I'm

1137
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: getting out of this is that Donald and I aren't

1138
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: good enough people. No, you aren't a good enough person. Really,

1139
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: Why don't you put your ass on the registrar? Then

1140
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: you want me to put my ass on? You want

1141
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: my I want? Yeah, actually would probably take your ass.

1142
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 1: Can you donate asked cheeks? I mean, mordem you can

1143
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: absolutely donate skin that can be used for skin grafts

1144
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: are similar? No, we said ask no cheek cheek. It's cheek.

1145
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: It's cheek cheek itself. I am unaware of any that's

1146
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: like a scrums fantasy. Actually, like like someone someone says,

1147
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: you can have all my organs and my asked here

1148
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: and my ass cheeks, you know, like front but front front.

1149
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: All right, well, you're incredible. Um, I think we should

1150
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: for the interest of time, skip questions what we could

1151
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 1: do fix your life if you want? Do you need

1152
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: your life fixed? Or do you have questions? Or do

1153
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 1: you have questions you could pick? All right, all right,

1154
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: all right, um, you know I did have some questions,

1155
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: but again in the interest of time. So my recipient

1156
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: was supposed to join today and least minute, she wasn't

1157
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: able to, which was super disappointing. We met for the

1158
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: first time less than twelve hours before surgery. I mean

1159
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 1: it was, well, you you almost programmed the best show ever.

1160
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: You got like eighty percent of the way there. So well, Joelle,

1161
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: I give you eighty percent props. Thank you. Okay. He

1162
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: was super, super super disappointed she wasn't able to make this,

1163
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: But she did ask me to share one thing, well,

1164
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: use my remaining time for this, which is that she

1165
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: was really fortunate in that she had this social media

1166
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: network where she was able to put out a call

1167
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: for a kidney and a stranger saw it, right, Because

1168
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: she's got a pretty decent social media presence, But there's

1169
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: so many people out there who who don't right right,

1170
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 1: and there is such just drastic, drastic inequality against um

1171
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: with transplant transplant in general, with the differences between deceased

1172
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: donor donations against like what I did, which is a

1173
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 1: obviously living organ donation. And so her big call is

1174
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: just for people to think about ways to make the

1175
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: transplant process more inclusive and equitable for both recipients and donors.

1176
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: And thinking that, I mean, the numbers are staggering. Fourteen

1177
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 1: people join the National Transplant Registry every day, twenty Americans

1178
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: die from kidney disease waiting for a transplant every day.

1179
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 1: The average weight for transplant is three to eight years,

1180
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: and during that three to eight years, you are on

1181
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 1: dialysis day in, day out. I mean, it is okay.

1182
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: So how can people who are as saintly as you

1183
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: who want to do this where do they go to register? Yeah?

1184
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: You can go to kidney dot org. That's a National

1185
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: Kidney Foundation website, or you can go to just Kidney

1186
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: Registry dot org. You can learn loads more about the process.

1187
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: And I totally get it. I'm so fortunate that I

1188
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: was able to do this because I don't have any kids, right,

1189
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: I just have two dogs and a cat, right, so

1190
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: I didn't have to worry about caring for somebody during

1191
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 1: my recovery. I have an amazing employer. Shout out to

1192
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: Tim Miller, who gave me all the time off that

1193
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: I needed. I was actually back at work within a

1194
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: week because I was feeling really good. But somebody who

1195
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 1: gave me paid time off and all the space I needed.

1196
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: Also for all of my appointments, etc. Everything leading up

1197
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,679
Speaker 1: to this, Like this, stars just aligned perfectly that I'm

1198
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: in a place where I was not negatively impacted financially, physically, emotionally, psychologically, whatever,

1199
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 1: that I had such an amazing support system across the board. Yeah,

1200
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: and most people are amazing. I have to keep mind

1201
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 1: in case something. I'm mister donald, but I do think

1202
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 1: that a lot of people should sign up for this

1203
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:43,479
Speaker 1: at kidney dot org or Kidney Registry dot org. Absolutely, Carolyn,

1204
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 1: I you know you do so much for so many people.

1205
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: I hope I have. I hope you have a lot

1206
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: of someone out there that's doing something. Is yes, are

1207
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 1: you on one of the dating apps? Maybe we can

1208
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: set you up. I'm not doing it to get her

1209
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: a date, dude, I'm just saying mention maybe there's another

1210
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: but maybe, but maybe that's not what she's looking for. Bro.

1211
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, everybody, I just hope you have somebody

1212
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: in your life or some a group of people or

1213
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: friends in your life that are as supportive as you

1214
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: are for complete strangers. Yo, you are an amazing person.

1215
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 1: I think you are awesome, Carolyn. For really, I've got

1216
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: I have an amazing support group. And also, you know,

1217
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: the puppy raising community is really really tight, and so

1218
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: all of the other puppy raizors in town have been

1219
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: bringing me food and taking my dog. Isn't you know?

1220
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: I have like a Hallmark movie, Donald Donald and are

1221
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: going to sell this to Hallmark. We'll cut you in.

1222
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 1: It's like a Christmas movie, How my Dog saved that

1223
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,600
Speaker 1: everything you need. It's got a beautiful woman giving her

1224
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 1: kidney to a blind stranger and puppies. Yeah, and a

1225
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: comical moment with a dog. Yeah yeah, lots of comical

1226
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: moments with the dog. I'm just waiting. We're hoping to

1227
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: go visit the recipient this weekend. Will be the first

1228
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: time we've seen each other since the transplant. I can't

1229
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: wait to you guys. A friend and you can stop

1230
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: calling her the recipient. You know what, I'm honestly just

1231
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: doing that because we're on here and she's not here,

1232
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: so I wasn't comfortable using her name just because she's

1233
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 1: she's not here. But well, if she hears this, if

1234
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: she hears this, um uh, we are so happy that

1235
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: you're doing well and so happy that there are people

1236
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: like Carolyn out there who who are saints on earth.

1237
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 1: I think one thing you can do is make sure

1238
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 1: that you're on the organ donor list. Um, unless of

1239
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 1: that's against your religious beliefs, of course, but I really

1240
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 1: you can. You can make sure it's usually on your

1241
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: driver's license if if you were to die, and they

1242
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:47,679
Speaker 1: can harvest and save lots of lives with your organs,

1243
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: and unlike scrubs, they most likely won't have rabies in them,

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Speaker 1: and they'll test them first before they just don't amount. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah absolutely, um, you know post mortem organ donation there.

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Speaker 1: Everybody can out of my kidney when I die, both

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Speaker 1: of your kidneys, not just the one. Yeah, everything, you

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01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 1: can take everything. Just leave my hair. I want I

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01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:12,959
Speaker 1: want my hair anyway. I know, dude, I'm not an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Come on, it's kind of fallout anyway, didn't you see

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Speaker 1: goonies Zach Chester Copper Pot had no hair left? All right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it all right, Carolin, thank you so much

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01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: for coming on the show. We really appreciate you absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks for letting me on and letting me

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Speaker 1: share this story about living organ donation. It's been a

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Speaker 1: true life changer for me, and hopefully this will inspire

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Speaker 1: some of your listeners. I bet it will. I bet.

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Speaker 1: I bet you just made a big difference in a

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Speaker 1: lot of people's lives because this show gets hurt all

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Speaker 1: around the world, and I bet you inspired other people

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Speaker 1: to do the same. I don't know if you know this, Carolin,

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Speaker 1: but we're really popular, pot. Yeah, we're very huge. That

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Speaker 1: was a humble brags on up podcast. I missed the

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Speaker 1: live episode last week, but I watched how Dare You?

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Speaker 1: But that is literally the only episode I have missed

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Speaker 1: since March of last year. Yeah. Wow, Well that all right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on. Be healthy, take

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Speaker 1: care of bye. Wow. Wow, dude, we're not good enough people,

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Speaker 1: all right. I gotta get my shit together, dude. With

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Speaker 1: the amount of doctors that you guys have inspired over

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01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 1: the years, with the show and the amount of lives

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Speaker 1: that those people have inevitably saved with your influence, and

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01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: maybe Carolyn just inspired people who do have the courage

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Speaker 1: to do something like that. Yes, yeah, how's that is

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Speaker 1: an amazing woman. She saves children right like, it's like,

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Speaker 1: but that's that's the that's the thing, that's the thing,

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Speaker 1: that's It's like, you're already doing good work, you had

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01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 1: to step it up another notch. Listen, everything everything she

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Speaker 1: does is amazing. Yeah. Everything she when she's not working

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01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 1: on helping to find cures for rare pediatric diseases, she's

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Speaker 1: training puppies for handicapped people. Truly, and when she's not

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Speaker 1: doing that movie is gonna be fire. Dude, let's due.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's got three things, It's got puppies,

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Speaker 1: it's got babies. I think Amanda clues could player? I agree? Yes,

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Speaker 1: because Aman, it's an Amanda cludes Hallmark movie. Bam, let's

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Speaker 1: do it done? And doesn't want to see that? Joel Joell,

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Speaker 1: you we mentioned at pitching can you go pitch Hallmark?

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Speaker 1: We just did. We just did Hallmark. We got the

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Speaker 1: movie for we need a Hallmark. We often have Harmark

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Speaker 1: movie ideas. We need a Hallmark executive to be listening

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01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:44,719
Speaker 1: to the show, because they're we're just pitching them free shits.

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Speaker 1: I hired at gmail dot com Comark and yeah, I listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you stealing our ideas. If I see

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Speaker 1: this story on Hallmark, I to me, Hallmark, you're dead

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Speaker 1: to Lifetime. Casey cobbol watched the ship out of this

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Speaker 1: movie on Hallmark, especially if it stars a man includes

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Speaker 1: all right, guys, that's our very rocky show. We love

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Speaker 1: you very much. Donald My six seven eights about Shore

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Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and Canada

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Speaker 1: who loved him. I said, he's the story, as nephew

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