Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, it's Donk, Donk. Do I know you?
Speaker 1: Well? Like is this Natalie?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like we haven't a fish met yet, but
Speaker 1: like I'm like here like as entertainment for the holiday party.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at them like the thing I was
Speaker 1: booked through the company, you know, Like so they just
Speaker 1: they just gave me the information. Like I'm here, I'm downstairs.
Speaker 1: I'm just putting on my rip off Santa outfit and
Speaker 1: like ready to go. But I want to make sure
Speaker 1: like I didn't come up to you soon before, like
Speaker 1: you know, everybody's ready to go.
Speaker 2: Wait, do your STANDA outfit is a ripoff outfit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like I also have elf too, if that's what
Speaker 1: you want. I could even be Rudeolph because I got
Speaker 1: like a little red like it's it doesn't really go
Speaker 1: on the news, but like I do have a red
Speaker 1: thing that like I can put on the end of that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of fun.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we we called for a Stanta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool. So yeah I'm in. I got the
Speaker 1: sounda suit on, and I'm just getting every like I'm
Speaker 1: getting oiled up and stuff and getting ready to go,
Speaker 1: but like, do you want to.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm all right, I hired a stander for a
Speaker 2: company work party office, a corporate office work party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like, let me say, I think that's totally
Speaker 1: cool that like your office would hire adult entertainment for
Speaker 1: like an event like this, like what I've never done.
Speaker 2: No, no, absolutely not. I did not hire adult entertainment.
Speaker 2: Aside from you being an adult playing at Santa, there
Speaker 2: will be no adult entertainment.
Speaker 1: So I have a question on language, like because it
Speaker 1: seems like you guys are pretty least you know, if
Speaker 1: you're willing to hire me to come up there and like,
Speaker 1: you know, deliver my presence. But like you know, Jolie
Speaker 1: Old Saint Nick is like the character that I'm playing today.
Speaker 1: But like when I do events like this, I usually
Speaker 1: like change the end in it to something else. But
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're going to be cool with
Speaker 1: that language w.
Speaker 2: Trually not no, no, they will not be cool with that.
Speaker 2: I am not cool with that. Listen, I organize this
Speaker 2: office party. You're supposed to be a surprise guest, but
Speaker 2: that is not the kind of surprise that will need
Speaker 2: to happen at this party. And it can't happen at
Speaker 2: this party.
Speaker 1: Well, because like the invoice I'm looking at right now
Speaker 1: says you wanted a Santa to like come up there
Speaker 1: and like introduce himself to your boss and then tell
Speaker 1: them that they're on the naughty list.
Speaker 2: And then that's when like, no, no, look, you idiot,
Speaker 2: I did not hire a stripper for a company work party.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense, Okay, I don't understand how,
Speaker 2: like the directives were clear, So I don't understand how
Speaker 2: your company that is so messed up.
Speaker 1: So like DONK is confused because like I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna come up there like and then first thing
Speaker 1: I was gonna do is be like, you know, since
Speaker 1: I'm Santas, and be like all right, wear my hoes,
Speaker 1: and then I would like rib.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand how you guys got this so
Speaker 2: messed up. I work for like a conservative corporate office.
Speaker 2: We do not want the stripper up here.
Speaker 1: But like I think you'd be really excited a lot
Speaker 1: of because like I went all out for this gig,
Speaker 1: and like I've got like I've already attached like the
Speaker 1: special sound.
Speaker 3: Of sack.
Speaker 2: That sounds disgusting. Listen dounk, I did not order a
Speaker 2: stripper for this holiday party. I do not want you
Speaker 2: to come up here with your stupid sack, and if
Speaker 2: you try it, you will be physically removed from these premises.
Speaker 2: I'm not playing with you. Not come up here.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is
Speaker 3: actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank
Speaker 3: on you and your coworker. James set you up.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 3: He said, Oh my god, you spent a lot of
Speaker 3: time organizing this company Christmas party and wanted to mess
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: If it will he did, and I did, Oh, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going to kill him. He's definitely going
Speaker 2: on a n audio list. Wake up every morning with
Speaker 2: Jubal phone franks.