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Speaker 1: Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: communication and IT infrastructures simply through a single vendor with

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Speaker 1: maximum up time and simplicity. It's another Jewels on the twenties. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy calling from wireless. Is Heather there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's hi Heather. I'm wondering if you have a few

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Speaker 1: moments for a quick customer service call. I can do

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're really quick, I literally got five minutes,

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Speaker 1: it is okay. Oh, hello Heather. Do I detect a

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Speaker 1: bit of an accent there? Yeah, I'm I'm from England originally.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I know you don't have much time, like

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Speaker 1: you said, But I was originally calling about your cell

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Speaker 1: phone plan. But you know you've got my knockers in

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Speaker 1: a bunch with that speak of yours. Really. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: might get in trouble because they screen my customer service calls.

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Speaker 1: But I need to tell you something. Okay, Did I

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Speaker 1: sound like Kate Winslet? Can I stop you there? Because

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Speaker 1: I've heard that one. You do sound like Kate Winslet,

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Speaker 1: except I bet you're more attractive. Yes, I can't say

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Speaker 1: I've got her team of makeup hosses behind me. I

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Speaker 1: have to tell you something. I've always dreamed of being

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Speaker 1: with a woman that has an English accent. And they

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Speaker 1: allow you to talk about this on your customer service cool. No,

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Speaker 1: they don't, but I'm willing to risk my job. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I've never been able to speak to a

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Speaker 1: woman with a British accent before. Okay, that's nice, but

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Speaker 1: I am really gonna have to get on in a minute.

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Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no no no, don't go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you for a second. Oh goodness,

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Speaker 1: make Can you get on with it? How about we

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Speaker 1: make a deal. We're talking about myself. I'm here or not.

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Speaker 1: How about you say a few English phrases for me

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Speaker 1: over the phone and I'll give you friends and family pricing.

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Speaker 1: You can do that. Oh, I can do whatever I want.

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Speaker 1: You're talking own sex. I am not doing that. This

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Speaker 1: is going to be a customer service call. Believe me.

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Speaker 1: With your accent, you've already done it and haven't even known.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think you have to suck a

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Speaker 1: supervisor or something. I think I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: someone else. I've never heard of englishwoman get fired up before. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're hearing it now, I mean I'm hearing it and

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Speaker 1: I'm liking it. No, I'm not doing that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to go there. Do you know what? You Americans

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Speaker 1: are just crazy? I cannot I can't even go to

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Speaker 1: the drive through without somebody stopping to talk about my accent.

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Speaker 1: Yes it's adorable, I'm sure it is, but I do

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Speaker 1: not have twenty minutes to talk to you about whatever

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Speaker 1: creazy stuff you want to talk about. Right now, you've

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Speaker 1: really brankly, you're creeping me out, You've really chuffed me

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Speaker 1: to bits. You can start doing an English accent now

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Speaker 1: in a minute, aren't you. Do you know how many

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Speaker 1: people do that to me in the in the grocery store,

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Speaker 1: thinking I can practice their accent. Does it happen often?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? So you have like a manager, supervisor anything?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean my head? Pumper nickel? Do you think

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Speaker 1: that's British? Because it's it's not. It's nothing else than

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Speaker 1: to heard you're just making it up. Now. I cannot

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Speaker 1: get through the day without somebody asking me if I

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Speaker 1: know the Duchess of Cambridge. Now, seriously, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: did you just say you know the Duchess of Cambridge. Seriously, supervisor, manager,

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Speaker 1: the man charge, the mount of the top, whoever you

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Speaker 1: report to, get him on the phone right now. What

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Speaker 1: do you want to say to him? I know what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. You're trying to get me to talk more

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Speaker 1: in my accent, and I'm not doing it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going there. No, I just need to know what you're

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Speaker 1: going to say to my supervisor before I put him on,

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Speaker 1: so that I can brief him. So if you want, idiot,

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Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind telling me for I don't know

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Speaker 1: five minutes or so what you're gonna say to him,

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Speaker 1: then I'll send you over. You just need to get stuffed.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand? Do you need that sim lay thing? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: Did you say get stuffed? I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: It means you give me a supervisor because you're going

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Speaker 1: to get fired. I can't give you my supervisor because

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Speaker 1: this is a frank phone call. What this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooklyn Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. No, yes, it is your friend Marie

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Speaker 1: set you up? No, oh my. She says that it

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Speaker 1: really bothers you when people talk non stop about your accent.

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Speaker 1: It happens a lot more than you think. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: the dog's bullocks, isn't it. And it doesn't stop. Weeke

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubel phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, call out to win five hue eight six

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Speaker 1: six moving. It's been a long day without you, my friend.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you all about it when I see

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Speaker 1: you again. We've come along way from where we began. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it when I see you again.

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Speaker 1: When I see you again, Damn, you know how to

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Speaker 1: play