WEBVTT - Liverpool Mess, Arsenal Stress 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.520 Do you know what you sounded like? You sounded like 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:03.280 a girl in a movie talking about best friend. You 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:06.680 just go dumped. She's like, he's stunning, he's stunning again, 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:08.640 and he's gonna get on the dating scene. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:09.959 It's how to find a matter of that. 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:11.360 Chris and I are looking at you other like, here 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:14.920 we go, here we go again. Just let her live, 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.920 just let her just vic to be your self, cut 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:19.400 throat eye. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.720 Yeah, this is the This is not mean to change 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:23.000 for that. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:24.720 Man, Victor. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.159 This is your problem, okay, and I'm gonna say it, 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:31.960 this has been your problem. 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:36.680 Welcome to the very first episode of eight. It fuoty okay, 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:37.920 and I'm gonna say it right now. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.280 This is the funniest football soccer podcast in existence. Find 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.480 me another one, find me another one, find me another one, 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.159 and and I'm just going off the strict of this 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:52.040 introm okay. But either way, let's get into it. First 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:54.000 of all, this is the first episode. It's always awkward 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.280 starting a new show. This is something that you know 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.640 you wish you had written out ahead of time, but 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:00.000 you don't. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:00.920 You just say fuck it. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:02.920 I'm gonna I'm just gonna wing it in there, but 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.080 I want to start off like this. This is a 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:08.280 show that started because the three people that you're about 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.959 to hear love the game of football, love the game 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.200 of soccer. Okay, and personally, I think it's probably good 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.480 to start to introduce ourselves and why we love the 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.520 sport that we love, because I want people to understand 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.760 that this isn't just a paycheck. I mean, it is 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.880 a paycheck, but it's also so much. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.679 More than a paycheck. Amen, you know what I mean. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.840 It's a paycheck, it's a way of life and a 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.760 way of life so we can toil under capitalism and 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.959 continue to buy doughnut holes like we are right now 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:34.480 in the studio. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.720 Anyway, I got to introduce myself. My name is Miles Grat. Okay. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.760 I love Arsenal Football Club. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:41.760 That's one of the reasons why I started the show 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:43.520 because I always want to talk about Arsenal, but I 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.080 never get to and I will try to be objective, 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:49.520 but again I don't think I can. So Apology's up top. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.280 Next up, what's your name, sir? My name is Chris Martin. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.960 I'm the English contingent of the podcast, and I have 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.760 to say a few seconds in I nearly walked out 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.840 of the door because in my country said we're not 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:01.639 gonna call it soccer. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.920 You dropped the or just to bring people in. It's 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:06.960 like zoron mom, Dannie. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:10.040 You know what I mean. You don't go socialism with you. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:11.600 You just kind of talk around it a little bit 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.040 and then maybe follow through or maybe not. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.320 Who knows you just you say what people want to hear. Yeah, exactly, 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.600 Well I didn't want to hear it. 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.840 Yeah, I'm saying to a rough start, Bron, that's fine. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.120 You've lost one legitimate member of the group. He's been 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:28.600 following the podcast for both I know, I know he knows. Guys. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:30.480 This is the other thing. When we started, we also 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:31.679 knew or I also know. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.079 I was like, we need to hear an English accent er, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.200 else people aren't going to take us seriously. So, Chris, 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.480 you are from Utah, but I appreciate you're a fantastic actor. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.280 But practicing yeah, this accent for this moment, where's the 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.359 greatest acting role in my life? 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.120 Where in Utah are you from? Exactly? I mean London? 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.760 Sorry all right, I'm actually from Chiswick in West London. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:55.760 So my closest football club's Brentford, Queens Pot Rangers. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:00.880 But my grandfather Sport Arsenal thankfully. Right. Oh, we were saying, 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.760 there's the zone three years one for it. It's actually 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:03.240 on the border. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.600 Oh so you get you sometimes get decent value on 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.520 a house slat cheaper than Zone two. It is on 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.400 the district line, which, as have discussed previously of you 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.480 guys who've never been, is not a good line. It's 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:19.440 an old line, it's got bad signaling issues. And ideally 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.240 the piccadiy line would stop there during peak hours, but 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:23.799 it only stops for six thirty in the morning and 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:24.480 after tenth thirty. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:25.480 Okay, there you go. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.280 And if you want somebody to get the American listeners 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.880 in that bit of information. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.600 Don't worry. I'm about to bring the American listeners. Is sir? 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.240 What is your name? And who are you and where 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.400 are you from? My name is Jamelle Johnson and from 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:44.840 Salt Lake City? Chocolate City? Baby? Why Chocolate City? Vanilla City? 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:48.320 Did I bought this phone case in Utah? Okay? 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:49.560 Who try me? Wow? 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.840 Respect to whatever purveyor phone cases got you there? 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.760 Utah? Best buy where exactly? And you tire you from? 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.400 And by that I mean the DMV. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:01.200 I'm from Woodbridge, Virginia by way of Arlington, Virginia by way. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.400 Of Southeast DC. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.800 Okay, Greater Southeast Hospital, which does not exist anymore. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.160 Okay, I think it's where the mystics practice. Okay, and 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.200 shout out a scary local trade line like he did. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.360 Oh yeah, green line, green line. Weirdly this year line. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.960 Guess what'll color really green? It's a green line. Look 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.039 at us. That's global us, is it? 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:23.440 We were meant to pump coast together, brought together by 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:27.560 freaky municipal trains. And look, I grew up in the 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.800 valley where we don't. We famously don't have trains. We 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.719 just have terrible So we have a terrible dojo's, a 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.200 lot of dojos, a lot of audi's. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.640 Yeah yeah, well that's that's our medians and on ankershim, 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.360 you know what I mean. That's why everybody in exactly 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.520 shout out everybody, okay. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.719 Bottom of my god. Everybody had carousel right now? Hey, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.520 all right, well we'll get into it. But you guys 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.440 also like arsenal, is that is that the deal too? 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.320 You just get that out the way. We should be transparent. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:56.240 We are Arsenal fans. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.479 Yeah, this is not just about Arsenal and thankfully after 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.800 the weekends football, it's not just about aust No. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.760 No, in fact, we're should a should we talked about 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.279 that first. I'm like, hell no, bro, we lost. We 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:07.760 just talk about someone else's mess. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:08.280 Do you know what? 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:12.680 We haven't lost until we made this podcast. So this podcast. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.000 If I win the league, now it's on us, ain't 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:16.600 it for these ful? 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.760 Oh? Yeah? Look, I like to think that we are 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.839 as powerful as a podcast like most Like most podcasters, 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.479 you do have to have such an inflated sense of 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.800 stelf that you think your small show will alter reality. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.160 And that's what I believe. Uh, this is how we're 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.880 going to kick off every week though. Match week fifteen, 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:35.280 let's go around. Two words to sum up the action, Jamel, 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.240 two words from you? Match week fifteen, two words and 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:39.520 I got three? Back to hell. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:43.039 Let's see, let me cut that down to two Washington commanders. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.520 I felt like I was home watching football this weekend 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.080 with you, like I could hear my great grandmother yelling 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:55.880 at someone anyone like a warm blanket on my skull. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.360 And why, Washington Commander. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.120 You know what, that's why I support the Arsenal Football 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:05.440 Club the twenty tens. It was a tough time for 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.599 the club, and I was watching them more and more, 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.320 and every game felt more and more like I was 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:15.000 watching the Washington Commanders, the way they would lose games, yep, 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:20.159 the way I felt inside he was starting, you know, 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:21.440 I was like I belong here. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:22.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.360 Have you seen the memes where it's always like women like, 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.560 you know, you know, he's never gonna leave because he 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:32.560 supports Arsenal, Like, yeah, he's he's been easy, not leaving. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.440 He's sticking around for all the nonsense. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.800 Nobody can accuse us of starting this show out of 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:41.960 some sort of front Runner type energy. We support Arsenal. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:47.000 We support personal pain and angling. Yes, all right, there 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:50.680 it is Chris, what about you too? Or week's action 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.640 tied boys. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:54.800 I feel like, you know, this is the point in 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:58.440 the season where you just it's not classic boxles midweek games. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.280 We had, I mean not just arsen wanted to see 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.200 a lot of a lot of legginess. It's a weird 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.479 point in the season. We're just like, all right, who's fit, 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.720 who's got the who's got the freshest squad? Chelsea even 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.560 they just they get center forwards injured replaced by centate 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:12.440 forwards getting injured. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:15.920 It's just like no one's it's just platoon. Yeah for 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:17.280 sure already. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:23.040 For me two words Liverpool's mess mine uh and that's 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.679 I think where we're gonna start. Leads three Liverpool three. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.120 This was a man, what a game starts off. We 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.600 get two quick goals from hugo ekatk and you're like, oh, 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:35.760 this is I can now see my friends who are 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.280 Liverpool supporters in the group going. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.000 This is what I'm talking about. This is how it 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.480 should have been. This is exactly what this needs to be. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:45.600 More of this, more of this. Then next minute and 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:50.320 oh my god, man cannate. So there was that kind 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:51.400 of penalty. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:57.680 Then the Anton Stack goal that is the one I 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.480 think that was that the one EBU fully know it 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.680 was the first one that he gave away penalty away 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.760 yep by and then the Stack goal, which was really nice. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.160 Shout out Brendan Aronson for that assist. You know, USA 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.080 USA man on TV every weekend. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.720 Then Soba slide with a nice quick, tidy finish, quick 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:20.680 response boom just slotted it, passed it in and then 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:25.960 in the fucking ninety sixth minute al Tanaka. Again, this 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.160 guy fucking was didn't he have a late goal in 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:33.000 the last to belza Y against Lsea. Yeah, so just 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:37.320 absolute gut punch for Liverpool. Beautiful, but it was really 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.920 I think this was a fantastic game. But I think, 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.200 really what's taking up all the attention, obviously, is what 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.199 happened after the match, where most Sala was just like, yeah, 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:46.319 I didn't play, but let me. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.559 Let me shout out the fucking journalists real quick. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.160 And I was like this, it's never never a good 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.440 sign when you're doing an impromptu press conference, and he 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.679 basically said, look, they're benching me. I've done so much 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.360 for this club. I feel like the club is throwing 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.800 me under the bus. I feel like the owners told 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.560 me it was gonna be one way. It's agatin the 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.040 other way. This is unacceptable. I don't know what the 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.400 fuck is going on and basically blew up the party 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.800 right there. So I guess to start off, is is 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.920 this the end for most Sala Liverpool should be? 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.880 I think so, yeah. It feels very I think you 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:19.719 put it. You mentioned this. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.920 It feels very about me Yang, I mean I this 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.160 I cooled this the moment they gave the guy the contract, I'm. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.960 Like, beware, beware, I come from the future. I'm gonna 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:30.360 tell you. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.240 When you give a thirty three year old lots of money, 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:35.480 generally check. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.240 The fuck out. Yeah. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.000 Man, it's like this is the exact same thing, right, 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:42.480 I totally get to You give people the contracts right 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.920 as a reward, and it's like, sure, another season off 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.760 the strength of your performance is well deserved. However, this 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.280 has done the other thing where clearly most solid I 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.720 think in his own mind thinks he's not close to 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.680 his peak or hasn't peaked yet, when it's clear that 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.319 this looks like he's on a downward trajectory and now 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.080 he's just kind of coming to grips with it. But 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.520 the contract told him something maybe different than he's like, 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.040 I'm fucking on top of this ship. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.040 Lord, I hope this doesn't happen to me when I'm 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.719 like seventy, Like you know, when you're clearly not as 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:11.680 funny as you were. 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.199 Yeah, trying to do because you're playing for Liverpool and 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.000 I'm playing for Liverpool becase I'm playing. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:20.199 The transfer strategy has changed. Yeah, you might, dude, you 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.120 did bad than there they go, the monment, the bad 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.880 You might, you might, you wouldn't have slid in. I 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.480 cannot say, you know, you would have stroll over like 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.360 a leisurely chat. You might have made it. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.400 You haven't seen me at an open mic recently. You 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.760 don't know what Okay, you don't know what I'll do? Okay, 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.520 I just like I worry about that in my own life, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:40.839 like not knowing that it's over. Yeah, I'm like scared, 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.480 I'm gonna be like drive too long? Oh wow, Yeah, 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.079 that's why I'm on the bus. Yeah, yeah, I'm pre empty. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.760 But you already think you've peaked driving. I already think 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.000 I shouldn't be driving a car. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:51.760 What happened? 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.959 Well, I smoke weed all the time. Okay, Okay, that's 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.720 probably why driving while high is bad people. Yeah, make 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.240 sure that doubles your driving age. Honestly, being black, eighty 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.040 year old being high on the buses also. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:03.720 But doesn't make you more It doesn't make you more careful, 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.440 like the should I say in high school, I'm like, no, Bro, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.319 I drive better, bro, because I'm high, because I gotta 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:09.360 be careful out. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.760 In La Bro, because I forget when I'm allowed to 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:12.360 turn left. 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:13.960 Oh wow, that's what The drug. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.679 By the way, that's the most stone of every stone 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.400 always somehow defends being stone, like my friend's like sativ. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:23.480 It makes me more, makes me creative, it makes me focused. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:28.480 You can just say drug addict. It's my favorite thing 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.640 about but my old neighbors I do. It just makes 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.240 me more focused. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.240 The guy's been living indoors, hasn't seen natural daylight for 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:34.800 seven years. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:41.520 Look at my skin, baby, you look out. I'm paric lazy. Also, 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.720 I have my vitamin indeed deficiency is terrible. My bones 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:48.680 are brittle. That's yeah. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:52.120 He the warning signs was there when they thought about 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:53.800 benching him, and he didn't. He go off on the 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.800 team on Twitter. It was the contract talks. They never 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.040 benched him, but in the middle of the contract talks 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:00.280 to me, thet the. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.000 Black ball me. He think he Tupac. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.040 You know they were tweeting like Kanye Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.920 I'm shocked they gave him the money because of how 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.960 he acted during the negotiation. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.719 Yeah yeah, the Liverpool fans they wanted it. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.960 I mean, like I said, it's a new system that 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.760 has Mosala having to do something different, right, and it 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:21.440 reminds me exactly of Obama Yang, where obviously, off the 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.400 strength of his goals, the club wouldn't be in the 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:25.880 position that they were in, but the new contract led 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.280 him to being like, I'm actually above whatever this manager 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.640 is asking of me, and now the team sucks and 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:32.199 actually you should get rid of him. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:35.240 Obama Yang wasn't quite doing that. He was more just 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.480 like putting tools down where this solid thing. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:38.640 It felt like he was like, you know what, I 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.360 might be able to get fucking slot out of here too, 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.719 because it also feels like he's trying to say it's 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:43.200 him or me. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:47.040 Yeah, but if I'm solid, Like, what's even the point, like, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.920 given the way this year is gone, not just bail 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.880 out go to Germany man. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:53.880 No, he's gonna get sounded out of. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.840 Oh yeah, the way trend of Liverpool that really tarnishing 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:00.600 that players legacies at the club. It's like, uh, it 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:04.120 all feels very Brett the hitman hunt kind of because 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.720 he was saying that I read that he was like 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.560 someone in an interview they were like I think some 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.400 I figured the journalist in the Times just like he 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.160 got told last season to have to defend and now 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.640 slots like, oh you got to defend now and I 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:16.960 was like, oh, and then I see Liverpool fans trying 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.400 to defend him by going, hey, his stats goals and 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:20.719 assists and not. If you compare him to have a 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.240 right wingers, it's not that different. But then they're completely 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.120 normal fact that he does nothing off the ball, so. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:28.040 Go to everything. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.320 Nowadays people have said like, well, who's actually looking better? 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.320 I mean, sobo slight on that side. They've not that 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.800 he's doing a better job at what solid does, but 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.199 they're more it's more fluid with him there because he's 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:41.200 actually pressing the ball, he's passed like. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.800 It's just it's hard to argue that. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.439 They look like that they're missing Mossala And I think 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.280 that's the biggest argument against all this shit about. And 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.600 he's only been on the bench three games, I know, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.280 you know what I mean, It's not like he's been 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.600 like it's like like some Chelsea shit and it's like 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.920 you go, fucking you go go to another town with 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.559 the trash pile out there and fucking where ever, so 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:03.840 three three games. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:05.199 You just get in the back of a truck. You 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.840 never see it again. Liam Neeson has to track you down. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:15.960 Where is that? Yeah, I will find you. I'll kill you. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.839 With a bunch of Albanians. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:21.560 Watching this game. I want to slot Cam. I wanted 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.600 just like Ice one slot. There was a point in 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.440 the game where the rain was starting to bother him. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.920 Two notes on this, just seeing a ball guy be 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.200 upset about rain like he was just like they got stored. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.840 He's like, the must right, it must feel different. Yeah, right, 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.600 So I'm starting to bother him. And then my next 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.880 I was, how come they do know? Why aren't managers 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:41.920 allowed to wear hats? 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:42.680 They are? 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:48.680 You're yeah, as much as now the long thoes come 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.320 back because the tone people look at. People look at 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.280 Peter the hat, You're like that, that's gonna put you 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.520 off for a baseball cap, just you look slightly remedial 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:58.160 as a manager. 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.240 For some reason, it's makes me out, even like it's 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.200 normal in American sports for like the coaches wearing a 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.960 hat or whatever, like with the NFL, or like baseball 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.440 or shit like that. But for whatever, like watching the 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.600 Premier League, I'm like, right, you look like you got 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:15.240 what's the what's the weirdest hat? Like, I mean, what 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.000 would be the reaction to a fedora? 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.960 You could imagine the only one I can imagine is 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:23.000 Arteta wearing one because he did some research and saw 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.240 that having a having a brim that gives you like 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:30.440 some sort of one metection around his eyes around exactly 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.600 exactly like the assistant He'll like done some like NLP 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.480 ship where he's like this the assistant. 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:37.520 Referee Oral Linguistic Program. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.840 Yeah, yeah, thank you, Okay, I've heard stuff of a podcast. 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.960 And then the assistant refs like, oh, he's been to 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:44.920 your circle of conference. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:45.440 There we go. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.000 He's got It's like something about the authority. I respect 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:48.240 that guy. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.320 He's wearing a fedora or I think like he would 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.000 do something like that, like if the team had like 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:53.760 a run of bad games and he's trying to get 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.840 the attention off of them, he'll wear a dumb ass 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.440 hat and everybody was like, what about Arteta's fedora, And 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:02.320 he's like, exactly exactly. See how I shielded y'all with 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.440 my dumb ass fordora with the la bubus hanging off 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:04.760 the back. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.240 We can get me some three points? Are we are? 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:08.960 We now transitioning to two artists. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.600 We're talking about strategies to finish out the festive fixtures. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.800 Because because I was you know, I saw the interview. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.240 The problem is when we're doing arsenal doing well. I 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:21.360 started watching every bit of extra media. His interview about 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:22.960 the first day smashed. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.840 He smashed up. This is so art. He smashed up 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.280 the office. There's chairs everywhere, and he's like he is 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:32.120 on the ground. He said the place was left a big, 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.200 big mess. And I said, do you want to clean 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:34.800 it up together? 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:36.600 They said, this is what they think is going on 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.800 in here, guys. 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:39.600 So I had that in my head watching the game 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.560 against Philip going in an arf time one nil down, 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.880 and I thought, did he take a massive ship. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.320 In the in the in the dressing room to really 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.600 shake it up? You know those guys, that is that 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:56.880 is what you've done. You all did that. Everyone a 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.960 little pooper scoop and they go, we're going to clean 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:03.640 up together together, guys, together, guys, together, guys, I'm gonna 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.480 clean up this ship. We clean it up together, guys, 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.240 guys coming today. I was that capacity. I just imagine 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:10.800 him saying he. 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:15.800 Was capacity, guys, we need more intensity cleaning up this ship. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.159 I know we made Cedric help them clean it up. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.920 I feel like Cedric would have done it, just coach yeah, 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:27.119 like should pick it up desktop computers and monitors off 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.760 the ground. He bare handed that ship is nasty licked 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:32.720 it out. Yeah, what the fucks Cedric. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.520 He just said, we're gonna be do storial services and 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.920 we'll let you run out your contracts. You're overpaid and 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.159 it's fine. You don't need to lick human pood all right. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.000