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Speaker 1: He's another Jebel. Hello. Hi, Yes, I was looking for Rita.

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Speaker 1: This is she. Hello, Rita. My name is Sebastian Giles.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard of me. Um, I'm sorry you're you.

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Speaker 1: You said your names. That's funny. Sebastian Giles, world renowned

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Speaker 1: entrepreneur and philanthropists. I'm sure you've read about me in

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Speaker 1: the Babors. I'm sorry I haven't. But um, it's nice

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Speaker 1: to talk to you. So how can I help you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is nice to talk to me. I'm surprised you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard of me, but anyway, I was referred to

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Speaker 1: speak with you from a woman named Carol. Yes, okay, Carol.

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Speaker 1: Carol's my business partner. Yes she is, isn't she. Well,

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Speaker 1: usually Carol takes care of Churchill, and I'm assuming Churchill

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Speaker 1: is your dog, mister Jarl. That's cute. He actually has

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Speaker 1: a superior intellect to more than ninety eight percent of

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Speaker 1: humans that I know. So no, he's not just a dog,

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Speaker 1: but he does go by the name Churchill. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's historic. Yes, it's it's actually Churchill Randolph Baxter Thaddeus

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Speaker 1: Giles the third. Wow, I would appreciate it. If you

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Speaker 1: would refer to him by his real name. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: can you give that to me again? Wow, your customer

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Speaker 1: service skills are not as good as Carol's, are they anyway?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Carol me, Yes, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: That was rather rude? You can help me by being

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Speaker 1: just as courteous to me as I've been to you.

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Speaker 1: I do agree, Yes, I do agree. It was rather

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Speaker 1: rude that you forgot the name of Churchill already. No,

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Speaker 1: it was rather rude of you to speak to me

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Speaker 1: the way that you did. Your dog has five names. Now,

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Speaker 1: if somebody was better at their job, I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: to speak to them like that, and I would I

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Speaker 1: excuse me, Yes, your rudeness is a bit much. And

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Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out what I can do

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Speaker 1: for you. Why you're calling me? Oh, well, I'll explain. So.

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Speaker 1: Carol told me that she will be out of town

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Speaker 1: for the next two weeks, and since she is Churchill's

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Speaker 1: primary caregiver, she mentioned that you could potentially be a fillin.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm skeptical, really, based on what, based on what, well,

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Speaker 1: based on how this conversation has gone so far. You

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Speaker 1: haven't exactly overwhelmed me with your intellect? Have you? That's

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Speaker 1: interesting because I'm smart enough to figure out how arrogant

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Speaker 1: and condescending you are. Oh well, that's good that you

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Speaker 1: may have picked up on that, especially since you wreak

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Speaker 1: of community college. I did not go to community college.

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Speaker 1: I have a four year degree from university. Oh dear, no,

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Speaker 1: I've heard everything. A dog walker with a four year

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Speaker 1: degree from university. Now that is funny. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: starting to like you now, Yes, because it's people like you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that makes me rather prefer to work with dogs than

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Speaker 1: people like This is so funny. Do you just stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy in your spare time, because I'd love to

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Speaker 1: come see you. You know what, I am not ideal

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Speaker 1: with you and your attitude and your dog Churchill Ba's

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Speaker 1: a million the fifth. Okay, I'm a business owner. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am a business yes, and I am not dealing

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Speaker 1: with the likes of you. Well, I should also point

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Speaker 1: out that you walk dogs for a living. I think

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Speaker 1: I've done that a few times now. I'm actually starting

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Speaker 1: to make myself laugh. Honestly, I have absolutely no interest

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Speaker 1: in doing any business with somebody as arrogant as you.

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Speaker 1: You do know I'm rich, correct, I don't care how

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Speaker 1: much money you actually Actually, there's another joke. I'm incredibly rich.

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Speaker 1: Your money can't buy you the personality that you'd have. Well,

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Speaker 1: in all of my life, nobody has ever spoken to

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Speaker 1: me like that. Are you kidding me? I seriously doubt

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Speaker 1: that I would get that. Everybody you've ever come in

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Speaker 1: contact with detest you at jup and stand you. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that Carol doesn't. Well, then there's

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Speaker 1: something wrong with Carol. Well, there is because she set

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Speaker 1: you up for this prank phone call, and I think

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Speaker 1: that is very immature. Wait a minute, there I am there,

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Speaker 1: I go again, joking. What do you mean joking? What

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Speaker 1: are you joking about? Oh? I mean that this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Carol set you up? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Carol said that she's your business partner and she's going

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Speaker 1: out of town for a few weeks and you're taking

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Speaker 1: over her accounts and she wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Thank? He's not real and who

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Speaker 1: would he be? Are you talking about me? Sebastian Giles?

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Speaker 1: I am very real. I will have you now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: A real ass wake up every morning with jewel folk

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Speaker 1: t apps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five