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Speaker 1: at the end of Naked and Afraid, you know what

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Speaker 2: But I'm not.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not.

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Speaker 1: What's up, everybody, Welcome to adult ting. I am wildly hungover.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop yawning in the microphone.

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Speaker 2: And then Jordan had to call me out. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it anymore, Jordan, I can't one cocktail,

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Speaker 1: three glasses of wine.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: It's not. It's not. I think on your hands. Hey,

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Speaker 3: sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's not. It sounds like a lot. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: a lot. It's not.

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Speaker 4: Oh Man, electro lights, elect your lights, electrolytes, electrolites.

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Speaker 1: Spreaky Diggy Diggy Raman soup, raman soup from my sister

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Speaker 1: and my Big titty high yellow hook off. Look, I

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Speaker 1: can't I can't dip and do it like I used to.

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Speaker 5: This is my favorite, Michelle hungover Michelle is my favorite.

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Speaker 2: I'm losing it. I also never had it.

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Speaker 3: What's the matter? Why can't you be hungover?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't know how people do this.

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Speaker 1: I can't be hungover and take care of my kids.

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Speaker 1: And even my dogs are asking me too much, like

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Speaker 1: everybody wants something. Have you ever been wildly hungover? And

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Speaker 3: Absolutely sure?

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Speaker 5: Just like when you get the worst hungover is when

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Speaker 5: you sweat behind the net that next.

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Speaker 1: Wet ew ooh, I thought you said that nut sweat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, buddy, it sound like you just said that nut sweat.

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Speaker 2: You dirty, dirty little bitch.

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Speaker 3: We hear what we want to hear.

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Speaker 5: No sweating behind my ears, like and you just can't

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Speaker 5: get like your throat is just all dry. You're so parched.

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Speaker 5: That's the worst. But you know what, we're over our forties.

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Speaker 5: This is what happens. We lose the day after we shrank,

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Speaker 5: you know, And yes we notice. It puts in high

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Speaker 3: Yes, a feather today was a feather.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I had to look for another feather just

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Speaker 1: I'm bending over ass out everywhere looking for a feather

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Speaker 5: I mean, are these the feathers that you've spoken of

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My goodness, No have I spoken about feathers before? I

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Speaker 5: No, no, I no, I think obviously the children want

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Speaker 2: No, it was like feathers from a bird outside, and why.

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Speaker 3: Are they touching birds outside? It was don't let them

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Speaker 5: No. My mom was always terrified. She's like the germs

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Speaker 3: You know, but.

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Speaker 1: Mean everyone's probably like I thought, this is an episode

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Speaker 2: Lest thing I want to do is clean the bathroom. Anyways, guys,

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Speaker 2: Puts your hangover, go to meal.

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Speaker 5: Good question, great question, brown rice, avocado water, lots of water,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so much more hydrating. Coconut water, coconut oil,

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Speaker 5: and just eat a coke, become a coconut. I think

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Speaker 3: But at the same time, did you do this last night?

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Speaker 3: Because this is always important. If you drink a lot, I.

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Speaker 2: Drink a lot of water.

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Speaker 1: I don't like when I wake up and like everything

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Speaker 5: It's nice to be a little messy sometimes, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: I was like, how did I get my bro so fast?

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Speaker 1: And my husband's like, you took it off in the

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Speaker 3: Heiss? I mean, is he not hungover?

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Speaker 2: And for me, it's just emotional the whole day, right, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 5: Think it's like your last day on Earth. I've had

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Speaker 2: No, stop and stop, that's that's wild.

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Speaker 3: No, take a walk. First of all, you got to

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Speaker 3: take a walk too. Did you take a walk? Did you?

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Speaker 3: What did you do?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I took the kiss to the beach to get some

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Speaker 3: Go there you go?

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Speaker 2: You know, I do the things.

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Speaker 1: I had everything bagel toasted with some tuna and onions, and.

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Speaker 5: You gotta have coffee. I don't know where we're going

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Speaker 5: into an accent, but you gotta have coffee.

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Speaker 1: Bread coffee because it's it's nice, in't it.

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Speaker 5: So I'm trying bending the act of bending over and

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Speaker 3: Yes, is like it's so much it is.

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Speaker 1: It feels like what's that movie with Leo DiCaprio where

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Speaker 1: Yes, it feels like you're like an inception where you're

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Speaker 5: That one drunk that keeps her figure. Yes, absolutely, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: She always needs her cigarettes.

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Speaker 3: She goes out for a minute for a break, She'll

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Speaker 3: I feel like, Also, what's really helpful for he a hangover? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yes, what's selfuls is what you're doing right now drinking

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Speaker 5: ginger rele, I think.

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Speaker 2: And then also it's lemon lime selsa get it.

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Speaker 5: I alternate in the shower.

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Speaker 3: Hot and cold, hot and cold one minute, cold one minute.

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Speaker 5: No, it's good, it's bracing. Do you understand it's bracing?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you doctor. As I know I

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Speaker 3: Oh there you go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get some of that magnesium in my bodet.

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Speaker 2: There are meals, there.

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Speaker 1: Is a laundry, doing this podcast. We're doing this podcast,

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Speaker 1: like this is so stupid. Why am I Because I

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Speaker 1: She keeps it one hundred all the time. I mean

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Speaker 1: I suppose I don't remember when I met Jackie, but

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Speaker 1: I'm writing fucking beautiful sex scenes with bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies, acceptance,

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Speaker 1: You know what's great to having a meeting with Netflix.

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Speaker 2: It the fuck down, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I had this boss in college when I

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Speaker 1: And I say that because I don't think people really

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like people are always talking about all

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Speaker 1: And people are just like, how do you make that funny?

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Speaker 1: And it's just like, I can make anything funny, bitch,

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Speaker 2: Please? I'm not writing a fucking roller coasta.

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Speaker 3: Of emotion.

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Speaker 5: No, what was your what was it like doing your

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Speaker 2: I'm not in sexy.

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Speaker 5: Stand up, Mike Doyle, please stand up the.

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Speaker 1: And you know, he didn't know me from a hole

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Speaker 5: Up, see the fuck up church.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I haven't how did you know? So what

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Speaker 6: It's Alicus.

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Speaker 2: That was so fucking fun.

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Speaker 1: But literally we met each other that day and I'm like, sorry,

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Speaker 3: We celebrated her body and.

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Speaker 5: Uh and I I people with my prescription often don't

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Speaker 5: Like I was like, Naomi, what and then like got

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Speaker 5: Yes, our next guest, very funny, so funny, killed it

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Speaker 5: on America's Got Talent Bronx his own. Please give it

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Speaker 2: Woo woo woo.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, thank you Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're sitting doing this.

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Speaker 3: No, we's standing awesome, hey saying.

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Speaker 1: You can sit, you can do it everything because I

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Speaker 2: But like I love this dress. It is giving a

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Speaker 1: It is given avid, elementary, sassy, substitute teacher.

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Speaker 2: It is giving all the things did you try this

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Speaker 3: Girl, that went crazy.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, I bought everything online everything. You're part of

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Speaker 4: the reason too. I blame you for so many things.

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Speaker 3: And you posted where your outfits came from every time

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Speaker 2: One hashtag from head to U toe. Get into it, bitch.

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Speaker 3: You were so inspiring you put all your dresses.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to get all the side sixteen eighteens

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Speaker 2: So I was like, let's talk about it. Chill you.

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Speaker 3: You brought me up to that.

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Speaker 1: Elle was like, yeah, there's a lot of plus size

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean. And J Crew got

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Speaker 3: We believe you very well.

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Speaker 5: I was a CSR, that's a customer service representative. I

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Speaker 2: Now, who's clapping? A middle child?

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Speaker 3: You know what? The child?

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Speaker 5: You used to be the baby and then somebody took

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Speaker 3: She's chilling.

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00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 4: She has more money than I do in the bank

452
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,880
Speaker 4: right now. So that's why I can't really be mean

453
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,879
Speaker 4: back to her, because she's had that going on in

454
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 4: her life.

455
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 3: So I just think meanshit about her. I said, just

456
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 3: think mean shit.

457
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,639
Speaker 1: I feel like you could tell like she's still the

458
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: same part. You could tell her.

459
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

460
00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,959
Speaker 2: You could tell whatever the fuck you say.

461
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,080
Speaker 3: I try to, but you know, I don't want to.

462
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 4: We're all we have left our all of our family,

463
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 4: the oldest fuck they're gonna be dead soon.

464
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: I don't want to have a problem with the sibling.

465
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 3: I get.

466
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: I'm the only child, so I wouldn't know. I don't

467
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 2: know why I'm giving you advice.

468
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:12,639
Speaker 6: I want to.

469
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:14,639
Speaker 4: I wanted to thank you what you was before I

470
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 4: came up here, about your role in your next project,

471
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 4: and how the women are size. Never get the fuck

472
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 4: we never get to have sex and that's the one

473
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 4: thing that I'm always like, I love the way it's

474
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 4: changed because I would, I would all I would I

475
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 4: had an idea, like a project.

476
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 3: You know the woman.

477
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 4: It's always a chubby, funny girl at the job with

478
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 4: your whatever partner that no one suspects. And I'm always like, bitch,

479
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,199
Speaker 4: I will fuck your husband.

480
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 3: You have no.

481
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 4: Idea every war you know, the you know the work

482
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 4: wife work husband thing, work wife work husband. Back when

483
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 4: I had regular jobs, I fucked every work husband I've

484
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 4: ever had.

485
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 7: What's what I'm saying, bitch, never underestimate the chubby girl

486
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,719
Speaker 7: because we are danger is too.

487
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,959
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you it is the biggest how I

488
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 2: know is in a wheelchair.

489
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 3: I'm just saying.

490
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like they.

491
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: Like to be around the jolly bd, like the jolly

492
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 1: banch that goes for like no matter what, Like you

493
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: could you could just be real with it.

494
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: I was just thinking to have the act.

495
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 5: You know, you need time and opportunity for what uh

496
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 5: fucking and uh at work?

497
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:34,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fucking work? No, what's so hard about that?

498
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 3: You fuck at the job. You don't have to leave

499
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 3: and get fine.

500
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 4: I don't know where I'm an anti conference room.

501
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm not sure any empty conference room. Oh my god.

502
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 4: I took because I knew that every job I had

503
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 4: was not going to be my life. I didn't take

504
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 4: any of my job seriously.

505
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:53,479
Speaker 3: Gotcha?

506
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: Who are people's marriages?

507
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 3: Oh? No, that was that that.

508
00:22:59,040 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 6: I don't know.

509
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 4: You gotta be careful when you make those kind of

510
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 4: jokes around married people. They're like, hey, bitch, I'll kill you,

511
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 4: So you gotta make sure now. Back then, that was

512
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 4: old Jackie Jacket nineties.

513
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I am surprised that I'm married,

514
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,959
Speaker 1: Like I am surprised that I'm married for this long

515
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: because I don't think people are actually meant to be

516
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: together forever.

517
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 2: But I don't want anyone else but him.

518
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: And it's you know when people are like every day

519
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: is a choice, it really is like every day I

520
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: still want to be with him, right, yes, but I

521
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: find it. I'm at this point in marriage where like,

522
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,719
Speaker 1: if somebody finds him sexy, I'm like, right, fucking thank you.

523
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: But fourteen years ago I was like, who were you

524
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: sharing a cigarette with?

525
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 3: It? Is? It is nice?

526
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: That's what I've learned.

527
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 4: I have spent a lot of time overrationalizing and thinking

528
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 4: really hard about being with someone.

529
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: And my guy.

530
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 4: Now I'm like, I just turned fifty one two weeks ago,

531
00:23:59,160 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: please show.

532
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 2: The But what fifty one looks like?

533
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 3: It looks too funjeez.

534
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 6: Catch.

535
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 3: So now I'm like, he's it. I don't want to

536
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 3: do this anymore.

537
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 4: It's just it's just easier to be with someone, not

538
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 4: even for love and sex, but the airport drop off.

539
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 3: I had whoa, whoa stand by?

540
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 5: Stand by stand by, you have a guy that drops

541
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 5: you off at the airport.

542
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: Here's the thing we have been.

543
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 4: We got back together like three years ago and I

544
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 4: was traveling and torn but I never asked him because

545
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not going to suck it up and

546
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 4: ask him. That's a big deal. And just read like

547
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 4: the last six months for a ride to the airport

548
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 4: when I get back. And then recently, like in the

549
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 4: last three months, he's like, you know, I will take

550
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 4: you to the airport right and come get you.

551
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: And I was like, what, he'll do that? So I

552
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: have a napkin.

553
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm also going to menopause. Yaya, can you get a napkin?

554
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 4: A napkin for Jackie? Fabulous Jackie. Anybody and I'll go

555
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 4: get your nap then I'll be this.

556
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: You post your man a lot online, I do.

557
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

558
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about that, though, because you're

559
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: really setting yourself up for people's opinion.

560
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 4: I don't give a Okay, now, I don't care. I

561
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 4: don't post him so much where I don't put his

562
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 4: name out there, but I don't.

563
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 3: I really don't care at this age. It's just I'm

564
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 3: so happy to be in love finally, for real. I

565
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 3: don't care anybody says thank you. How would you describe

566
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 3: your love.

567
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 2: Just rubed to nipples?

568
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: I mean, what more you need?

569
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 4: I realized that I stopped trying to find what's wrong

570
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 4: with him and just think about what's right.

571
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do we do that? We wait for the

572
00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: other shoot.

573
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,239
Speaker 4: Drop and the list of right is way longer than

574
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 4: what's wrong. Yes, you better make that pro and contrast

575
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 4: for the dick except for the duke and uh, that's

576
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: so nice and honestly, and this is and I don't

577
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 4: care how this even seems. The physical attraction and sexual

578
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 4: attraction is probably from me number one, because I have

579
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 4: left men in the past. I'm like, I don't have

580
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 4: the chemistry. I don't feel it. I have to build

581
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 4: up to want to have sex or this guy I'm

582
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 4: like thinking about him right now, nake it. So it's

583
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 4: just always always on my mind.

584
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 3: You know, you know why he was. I met him

585
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: in the in.

586
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 4: The nineties in college, but I he was a fuck

587
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 4: boy back that won't admit it now is know what

588
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 4: it is?

589
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: Always I love an empathetic boy.

590
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: He was the jock, the hot guy jock who was

591
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 4: just too good to commit. So we were we were

592
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 4: we were fuck buddies for years. But I was with

593
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 4: somebody else and I married somebody else. You got married, Yeah,

594
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 4: I was married.

595
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 3: For eight months. Eight what happens? I was with him

596
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: for ten years.

597
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 4: He was the guy I'm been in college, So he

598
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: was my nineties, my one man the whole nineties. Wow,

599
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 4: I fell out of love, but I felt safe with him.

600
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't have the single girl issues with him.

601
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 4: I got to Maddy, then God, and then he and

602
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 4: I got in a huge fight, and I remember I

603
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 4: remembered my current fiance's number, Like what for some reason,

604
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 4: when the dick is good for me and the number

605
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 4: stays on my head forever.

606
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: That is the quote we're gonna have so many quotes.

607
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 4: And I called him and he came with me and

608
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 4: we just, you know, reunited.

609
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 3: But I moved.

610
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 4: I moved to LA shortly after we reunited, and he

611
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 4: was my fuck buddy when I was in LA in

612
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 4: New York. And when I moved back to New York

613
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 4: three years ago because of the pandemic and the world changed,

614
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 4: I called him and he was like, well, we're a

615
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 4: couple now because now you're back. He's also aggressive, which

616
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: I couldn't get in La the La manor so Pussy's

617
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 4: And he.

618
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 3: Was like, I like you, you like me? This is it?

619
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 4: So I enjoyed being I enjoyed having my hair grabbed

620
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 4: up and you know, drag like the play.

621
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: Damn, I'm sorry, what method marry? You're all like me

622
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 3: by the roots that way?

623
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 4: I think what happens to women like us who are

624
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 4: the strong ones who don't seem like lead me one

625
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 4: When you get that man, it's like this is it?

626
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: We're like okay, yeah, I mean yeah, I like an

627
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: alpha male that fucking listens.

628
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: Yes, oh that's rare.

629
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, alpha listen yeah, or virgos. But what about.

630
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 5: A band of guy that will make you nice cucumber

631
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 5: sandwiches and that too.

632
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: Okay, my got My guy is the cook. My guy

633
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 4: does all the cooking. He loves cooking is like.

634
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Ambition used to be the most attractive thing, but now

635
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: it's thoughtfulness.

636
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: That's what he's broke. But he's so thoughtful.

637
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 2: You got to be you broke.

638
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 3: No, he's he's broke, but he's thoughtful. Oh got it?

639
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: What are you? What are you thinking about right now?

640
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: Is there something you want to share to say?

641
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: It's a safe space as long as you don't talk

642
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: about your wife's doing. This is a safe space. His

643
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: wife was on duty brocus computer doing faith down, ass

644
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: up yoga poses.

645
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 5: It was a bad scene, Jackie. But I'm so glad

646
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 5: that you found love, though. And that's the most nineties

647
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 5: that's the most nineties thing that you remembered a phone number,

648
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 5: like nobody remembers phone numbers anymore.

649
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: And what if he changed it? You know what's funny.

650
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 4: I recited it to him the other day, and I

651
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 4: know he was thinking in the back of.

652
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: His head, this bitch is go. But he was my like,

653
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 3: oh you remember it, but now he was scared of this.

654
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, psycho and thoughtful I remember checking my boyfriend's pager

655
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: in the nineties to be like, who is paging you?

656
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: Tits or hello or hello four three?

657
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: I forget what it was not Listen, we got questions

658
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: from the audience about adulting.

659
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 2: We're about to answer them.

660
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 3: Stuart, reach into the bucket here. Okay, what do you got.

661
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: It's a wild bucket. This doesn't go down here. Take one.

662
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: I'm working so hard to keep my legs together.

663
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 3: This is like, Oh, this is interesting.

664
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: Jillian Michaels would be proud. This is walk in a

665
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: thigh speaking.

666
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: Like shaking, speaking of Jillian Michaels and intervals. Are you

667
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 3: too oka copper?

668
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: You want to segue?

669
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: Are you too old to explore new kinks? If you

670
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 3: keep pulling muscles?

671
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 5: Just just exercising, Oh.

672
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: It's hard.

673
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: You know what if you have if you're a particular age,

674
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: you need to stretch before sex, straight up, straight up,

675
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: and that could be sexy too.

676
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: Take a take a bath, listen to like those muscles.

677
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it for more than like thirty minutes,

678
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: definitely stretch.

679
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 4: I'm having problems these I have been having on I've

680
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 4: been having lower back.

681
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 2: God, I have been having idn't. I didn't realize how.

682
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 3: Much truth will come out and me just chit chatting

683
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: with you.

684
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: I've been having.

685
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 4: I have been having a lower back problems and it

686
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 4: is because I do believe of the sex.

687
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's.

688
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: A great problem to have. You've literally I did you

689
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 5: know why he's literally knocking your back out right?

690
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: Have the lumbar area? Yeah? You know why?

691
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 4: Because street, I think it's because I had I had

692
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 4: the most underutilized vagina in the world before getting with him.

693
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: Thank you for looking me dead in the eye. Yes, yes,

694
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: I wasn't getting late.

695
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't getting laid Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait,

696
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: so many follow up?

697
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

698
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 2: Do you like to get hurt? So good? Is it

699
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: that big? Is it the one position? Does he know

700
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: it hurts? Do you guys? Take your time go.

701
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: He is big, but it's not big where I'm like, please,

702
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,239
Speaker 4: don't do this.

703
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 3: I can I can handle that. Sure, sure, because he's

704
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 3: an ex jock, ex athlete from back in the day,

705
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: so he's always trying to prove that he still can

706
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 3: do all this shit. So when we.

707
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 4: Were younger, when we were younger, if a man didn't

708
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 4: try and pick me up I would try and matuate it.

709
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you're a pussy, pick.

710
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: Me up, and and and now now I'm like, don't

711
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 4: be a hero, put me down, put me down.

712
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 3: So it's just I'm not.

713
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: I don't know.

714
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: It's no other way ride.

715
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 4: When you get banged out when you weren't getting banged

716
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 4: out before, your body is kind of like, what the

717
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: fuck are you doing?

718
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: You don't work out?

719
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: So did you grab a question?

720
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 6: All that?

721
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: Think that?

722
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 5: I really think that I don't remember what the question was.

723
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 3: Should you try a new kings shut? I think if

724
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 3: you're older, it should just be like a Billy Joel concert.

725
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: Just play all the hits, don't go.

726
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 4: We only get kinky kinky when when it's brown liquor involved.

727
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know what drinks to make

728
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 4: him drink, knowing what I'll get out of him as

729
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: a result.

730
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: What in the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

731
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 3: It's worth it, the squeeze is worth the juice. I

732
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: know what. I know what.

733
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: I know what Hennessy does.

734
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: I know what Cockspurd does. I know what.

735
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 4: Jack Dale does that Hennessy now, I know what, I

736
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 4: know which ones to ask for or we got together

737
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 4: and buy it. I'm like, we gonna get this because

738
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 4: I'm off tomorrow.

739
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: Don't shoot when you plan your sex.

740
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he knows it too, So that's been fun.

741
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: He's he likes being objectified by me. Oh so that

742
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 4: makes it work. Yeah, it's cute.

743
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: That's adorable. I love that for you.

744
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 3: What'd you say here? He wasn't gonna come by guy?

745
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: Okay, next question, how do you deal with a very

746
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: good friend who drains your energy on their hold up?

747
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what hold up means, but I feel

748
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: like if your friends draining your energy, like you could

749
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: just say my energy is drained, like what you guys.

750
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: I've told a girlfriend. I've when I had a girlfriend

751
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 4: that I wanted to get to know, but I found

752
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 4: every time he hung out it wasn't working because it

753
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 4: was more draining than fun.

754
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

755
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 4: I would let her know after a while because I

756
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 4: would tell because she'd be like, why don't we hang out?

757
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 4: Why do you return my text? Why do you answer

758
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 4: my FaceTime? I'm like, then I'll tell her. I've told

759
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: the two girlfriends in the last year that, like, I

760
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 4: like you, but yeah, when we hang out, that's that

761
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 4: COVID straining it's.

762
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: Really giving us the backbone to like cut that shit.

763
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: Off because I appreciate got courage what you gotta say?

764
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 3: Can many of you tell us what I mean?

765
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 5: Because we are not in the generation see and uh,

766
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 5: we don't know what a hold up is other than

767
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 5: you know, asking.

768
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 2: For so is she being held up?

769
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 3: Like?

770
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: Is it crime?

771
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 3: What's going on? What is what does a hold up?

772
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 5: Please urban dictionary the shit out of this and just

773
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 5: let us know no one knows. Okay, good?

774
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 3: Uh? Someone made up a word?

775
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: Wait, I think Jackie's got a question?

776
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 4: Go for it.

777
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 3: Why did they crumple it up like that? What the

778
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 3: questions all crumpled up like that? It's crazy? If you

779
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: want it'll take a minute. No, do you want me

780
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 3: to hold the mic while you got it? Okay? How

781
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: do you deal with an evil mother in law?

782
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

783
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 3: I love this question.

784
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 4: I have this joke I always do and it always

785
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 4: is about this and just real short from me to

786
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 4: data man. He has to have he must have dead parents,

787
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 4: dead grandparents, dead family, whole family dead in a fire,

788
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,479
Speaker 4: everybody gone.

789
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 5: They have to be a Disney character. Is that what

790
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 5: you're saying? Like like Bambie just dead everybody's.

791
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: I will say I learned I learned in therapy dealing

792
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 2: with my mother in law. My therapist said something.

793
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: Really, therapy is okay, he said, she's on her own

794
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: planet just to learn how to speak a language.

795
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: So people are who they are.

796
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: You don't have shit to do with it. Just be like, Okay,

797
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: that's what you say. That's I knew you would say

798
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: something like that and keep it fucking moving because.

799
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't have anything to do with therapy.

800
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 6: Yeah.

801
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: Leaning into someone's crazy that you have to deal with

802
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: is like that dumb bitch in a horror movie.

803
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 2: It's just like, what's that noise? Let me see. Yeah,

804
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: don't get involved. Be like, oh, okay, good for you,

805
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: and what are we having for dinner?

806
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

807
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: Like, keep it moving?

808
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: True?

809
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: Wait, can I this question?

810
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: My worst nightmare has come true. I've meant tooates. At

811
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: the same time, I've.

812
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 3: Gotten to love us.

813
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 2: I'm not a cheat, I'm not a cheat, and I'm honest.

814
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 3: But what do I do?

815
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: My heart is hurting? Ah, I want to know who.

816
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 3: I want to know, guy or girl. I want to

817
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 3: be able to be rate the dude.

818
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. I think it's like the

819
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: soul right, So like, how do I I can't do that?

820
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: My short Okay, listen, I don't know who this is.

821
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: I am sorry that your heart is hurting. I'm sorry

822
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: your heart is aching for something that you feel like

823
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: you can't have because life is too short for you

824
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: not to be happy and satisfied. I will say, perhaps, maybe,

825
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: just maybe you're romanticizing a person.

826
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

827
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: Because it's it's always better than we think, and you

828
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: can't have more than one soulmate. And they don't have

829
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: to be someone you fuck. It can be your friend,

830
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: it can be your grandfather, it could be your grandma.

831
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: You have different No, no, like, my grandma was my person.

832
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: She was my person. She's the one that got me.

833
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: Am I gonna cry.

834
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh, Michelle, I name my character after my grandma.

835
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 3: Show get off of me. No, it's too late. Yeah,

836
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 3: it's happening. It's a roller coaster. It's a roller coaster.

837
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, you can date more than one

838
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: person and see. But you don't have to be all in.

839
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: But it's beautiful that you are so open that you

840
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: can connect with people and consider them your soulmate.

841
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't have the show what I thought.

842
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 6: Problem?

843
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 3: Also, also you say it, you're also one word of advice.

844
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 3: Don't fuck this.

845
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 2: Up all right? Last question, Jordan, I got.

846
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 3: Preapprooved for a mortgage graculations. Yes, no, nothing. I what

847
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: is it?

848
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 5: I know nothing about buying a house? Should I reveal

849
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 5: to my mortgage lender? How incompetent I am.

850
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 3: With my dumb question? Or do I have to pretend

851
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,479
Speaker 3: I know what I'm talking about?

852
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 6: What that's it?

853
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 3: When you got reapproved? Are you nineteen?

854
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 2: Why is that? Why you so confused? That can't be

855
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: the last question.

856
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 5: I have to be the middle child. The middle child's like,

857
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 5: this can't possibly be my life. I once paid a

858
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 5: bill on not on time. If you are actually getting

859
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 5: a mortgage in twenty twenty two and they're like the

860
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 5: fan has raised rates up, then go for it.

861
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 3: Get get whatever apartment that you want or whatever house

862
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: you want. I think that that means a lot. You've

863
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 3: earned it. You get it, you get a piece of

864
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 3: this rock New York City. You've earned it. That's okay.

865
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: Last question, because that really wasn't a question that was

866
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: like a confession.

867
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: It was a humble brag. But I'm here for it.

868
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: But being pretty approved don't mean you can afford the house.

869
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 4: So you gotta do introspection and look at your life

870
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 4: and research how.

871
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 3: To do this.

872
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: I love this, and I have last friends that have manicures.

873
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: I can tell you don't have kids. You look so good.

874
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: I want one nails gone.

875
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking tired, but it's the middle one. It's fine.

876
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: This is a final question. What do you do if

877
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: you want to have sex with your therapist?

878
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 4: I say, I say, this is the most dysfunctional audience, and.

879
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 2: I got up fuck done. I feel like, don gotta

880
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: go ahead.

881
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 6: Done.

882
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 4: Before before your therapy session, rub one out to them. Yeah,

883
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 4: so when you get there, you're fury. That's not very

884
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 4: you know people do all the time. You got a

885
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 4: mass weight before you go to the temptation, so you

886
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 4: cannot be all.

887
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, the baby batters something about Mary.

888
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 6: I get that.

889
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 2: However about that's tough.

890
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 5: I get the temptation. I get the temptation. My my

891
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 5: therapist is in network, so that's you know what I'm saying.

892
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 5: I totally understand that. And if we were you know, whatever,

893
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 5: you know, you know, celebrating, Uh, then I think during

894
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 5: I mean this, in this hypothetical situation, I would definitely

895
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 5: whisper in there.

896
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? And how you think that?

897
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 3: How did that make you feel?

898
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: It makes me feel like I have a bad back Listen, Jackie.

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Speaker 1: We asked all our guests, what's the most adult thing

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Speaker 1: you want to do for yourself this year that you

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Speaker 1: have not yet do for myself?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do for yourself.

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Speaker 3: I would like to go on vacation alone. I've never

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Speaker 3: done that before.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I've gone away all the time for this job,

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Speaker 4: but never anywhere.

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Speaker 3: That's just to lay on the beach and not do

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00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: anything before it is. Yeah, I want to do that

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Speaker 3: and get and not get kidnapped.

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00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: I love that for you. Look they all drink talking

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Speaker 2: about it too.

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Speaker 3: They love it.

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Speaker 2: They're like, I'll see you and put the kana, bitch. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's do it.

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Speaker 3: It's a Dominican Republic crier, right, It's so much.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Jackie fabulous talking about fabulous.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Jackie Fabulous. That crowd was rocking up. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I love when our Brooklyn crowd just shows up and

920
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Speaker 3: it's like ready to have a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shows up and shows out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love Brooklyn so much. I love the Bellhouse. I

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Speaker 1: love the people that come to the Bellhouse. Y'all are

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Speaker 1: just fucking amazing. And I don't know where the fuck

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Speaker 1: y'all live come to a show. We should also do

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Speaker 1: a little tour.

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Speaker 3: Some of them live in Amsterdam. I don't riding on bikes.

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Speaker 5: Riding on bikes around just like taking their little piece

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Speaker 5: of letters around. And you're listening to.

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Speaker 3: Us feats in.

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Speaker 1: Huh what do you call feats is Dutch for a bike?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Feats us all the way in. I love it all right? Cool,

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Speaker 3: you know what.

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Speaker 1: Here's a little update on Jackie Fabulous. I just saw

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Speaker 1: that her and her boyfriend that she was talking about

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Speaker 1: got married. Yes, they went to the chapel, they went

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Speaker 1: to Vacas.

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Speaker 2: We got married. I'm so happy for her. I hope

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Speaker 2: that her back is going to be okay, that he's not, like,

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Speaker 2: you know, blown it out too.

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Speaker 3: Much, right, that's right, the blowing out of the bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's just so creepy when you say it.

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Speaker 2: I'm so creepy when you say it.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be creepy.

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Speaker 1: But so that's that was very fucking fun. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I need to say it?

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Speaker 5: What's that? Yes, it was a good night. It was

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Speaker 5: a good ass night. What did you take away? What

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Speaker 5: did you take away from this episode? Other than they

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Speaker 5: get over a hangover and that jacket an.

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Speaker 3: Drill tronic. I think I probably tried to like forget

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Speaker 3: some things. Oh my god, I can't. I can't try

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Speaker 3: give it a shot.

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Speaker 2: Step This is my this is my takeaway. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to set it up. This is how i feel.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, don't take yourself too seriously. You know,

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Speaker 1: I think what I do believe that old souls become

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00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: young spirits. So if you are like very serious when

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Speaker 1: you were younger, and you have a good work ethic

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Speaker 1: and you know how to treat people, that's amazing. But

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Speaker 1: what I love about Jackie, and also hanging with you

964
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Speaker 1: and doing this at forty five, hungover with my kids

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Speaker 1: sleeping upstairs, it's like, you know, don't stop having fun,

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Speaker 1: even if there's a price to pay.

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Speaker 2: But don't stop.

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Speaker 1: And then also, yeah, don't got good knees in a

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Speaker 1: good back, try to get it blown out a little bit.

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Speaker 3: That's fun too.

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Speaker 1: Should we just drilling and chilling. That should be the

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Speaker 1: name of this episode, drilling and chilling.

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Speaker 5: Yo, this is as usual, been fantastic. I mean, like,

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Speaker 5: can we talk about some rosen thorns?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: For you? For me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been in the midst of production on your show.

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Speaker 5: I'm coming to the set next week. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 5: I'm bringing I guess a present or flowers.

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Speaker 3: I don't what to bring. What do I bring?

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Speaker 1: You don't have to bring anything, just bring yourself. You

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Speaker 1: already sent me champagn which is very sweet. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: and I drank it by myself one Saturday when I

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Speaker 1: was taking care of the kids. It was a lovely Saturday.

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Speaker 1: My husband got home, He's like, is there any left?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, but your wife is happy.

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Speaker 3: Would you ever drink champagne through a straw? Yes?

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Speaker 5: I have?

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Speaker 2: That really fucks you up? Yeah, the bubbles they gets

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. But you love Rose shomps.

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00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: That's like your fan, you know.

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00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just my thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I love Rose and I love champagne, and

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Speaker 1: I also love Rose champagne. But you know, I also

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00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: love to try a vintage, a different you know, I

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00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: also love kava and prosecco, so it really depends. I'm

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00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: not mad at it at all, like, not even a

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Speaker 1: little bit. I love also like, we'll talk about this

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Speaker 1: in the next episode.

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Speaker 3: I'll save it.

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Speaker 5: Bye everyone, listen, listen mischelb too. I guess that's like

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Speaker 5: going into a dead zone basically with your phone. So

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Speaker 5: that's basically where we're at today on Adult.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll be better.

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Speaker 3: I love next show.

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Speaker 2: I won't be hung over. Everyone.

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Speaker 1: Love you guys, wear condoms. Wash your hands, especially under

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Speaker 1: your nails, you dirty bitch.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye?

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Speaker 3: What do it by?

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Speaker 2: Also wash your lingerie, especially like the crotch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 3: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Krage.

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Speaker 2: This episode was sound designed and engineered by Ryobomb. Our

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Speaker 2: guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 3: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ

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Speaker 3: don Well. This Bellhouse Show is produced by Mary Anne Ways.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Rai Svender, most.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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Speaker 1: mm HMTE