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<v Speaker 1>Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes

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<v Speaker 1>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 1>of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 1>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 1>rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of

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<v Speaker 1>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhares

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<v Speaker 1>we are back at it on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>the Fifth Hour. We thank you for supporting the show

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<v Speaker 1>and our advertisers, and some of you guys have been

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<v Speaker 1>complaining and belly aching because we have a lot of commercials.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good thing. That's a good thing. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>should not be complaining about that. You should say, I

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<v Speaker 1>want more, I want more commercial support the advertisers, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a real curmudgeon, there are ways, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna say how to do this, but there are

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<v Speaker 1>ways to avoid commercials on a podcast. Now I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how, I forget how that works, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>a there might be a button there that you can

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<v Speaker 1>use to avoid certain commercials. But I think I say

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<v Speaker 1>you should not do that. And you should listen to

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<v Speaker 1>all of the commercials because that's the most important part

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<v Speaker 1>of the podcast. Now, on Friday, we had the Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the Myth, the legend, Chucky from Chuck E. Cheese, the Rodent,

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<v Speaker 1>our friend Jonas Knox was in here at a great

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<v Speaker 1>time with Jonas and it was fun catching up with him.

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<v Speaker 1>And he worked on my show back in the day briefly,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he's he's worked all the way up the

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<v Speaker 1>ladder at Fox Sports Radio into a daytime day part

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<v Speaker 1>during the week, which is wonderful. We're's very excited for Jonas.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great having him on. And then on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>I told the story I hope you heard the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>podcast about my vaccination situation with the Dodgers were Major

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<v Speaker 1>League Baseball was not going to allow me to attend

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<v Speaker 1>the game because I did not have the proper paperwork

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<v Speaker 1>even though I have the Dr Fauci that that the

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<v Speaker 1>nonsense with that, and so anyway it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>I told that whole story. But now I was solo

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday and Saturday, and stepping out of the Chappo

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<v Speaker 1>held the bath down, non compliant, non submissive, I'm I'm here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm loud and proud. We'll see what happens in the

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<v Speaker 1>l A city. Uh, the last three or four weeks November,

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<v Speaker 1>I think third will be the enactment. Los Angeles City

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<v Speaker 1>has required and mandated all vaccination proof to enter a

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<v Speaker 1>large majority of businesses. Yeah. Well, you're living west of

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<v Speaker 1>the four or five. Are you planning on moving east

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<v Speaker 1>of the four or five? Because there are or south

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<v Speaker 1>if you go further south where the four oh five

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<v Speaker 1>ends Orange County. Baby, Yeah, there are locations that you

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<v Speaker 1>can go to that are more like our brothers and

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<v Speaker 1>sisters that live in the south where they amazing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all the same country and you have the ickets, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get carried away here gas come. But you

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<v Speaker 1>have the people in charge that are making you show

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<v Speaker 1>your paperwork everywhere you go at checkpoints kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't the old days in certain countries. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then other places where you're able to live freely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's stunning how that works. Is there is there

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<v Speaker 1>a point I make you're not long in the tooth,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're in the prime ripe age of your your career.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a point in time where you would actually

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<v Speaker 1>stand up against anything that's being um being applied right

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<v Speaker 1>now or being applied some time down the road. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>because you think about people that listen to your show,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm a pilot's one of them, and a couple

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<v Speaker 1>other people that work in these big businesses where there's

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<v Speaker 1>a high volume of no pun intent but traffic. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's obviously a pilot. A lot of pilots across the world, stewardesses,

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<v Speaker 1>flight a tendance, people that are on the ground that

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be required to u to convaccentate. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you had a doctor I think down south that wrote

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<v Speaker 1>us last year that we had on So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gotta be a point in time where these people

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<v Speaker 1>push back and they just walk away. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>there will be a point in time for you like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, and I'll tell you why, because the deck

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<v Speaker 1>is stacked the well. Yeah, it's kind of like that

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<v Speaker 1>argument that it was I think it was be No Cook,

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<v Speaker 1>the quote where Beano said, you know, you never want

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<v Speaker 1>to get into a case against the federal government because

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<v Speaker 1>every case against the federal government they have, they're the

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<v Speaker 1>favorite and they have home field advantage. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's very difficult, and so yeah, I think we've already

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<v Speaker 1>seen there been lawsuits. Unless I'm mistaken Gascon, there have

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<v Speaker 1>been lawsuits here and the courts have ruled that these

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<v Speaker 1>companies in can do whatever you want. That essentially, all

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<v Speaker 1>the freedoms that we have, we're not free to not

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<v Speaker 1>follow what the bosses want. Essentially, so if the bosses

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<v Speaker 1>want you to get a shot in your ass or whatever, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you either do it or you don't work. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think to counter your argument, we have seen over the

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<v Speaker 1>last two three, maybe even five years that if you

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<v Speaker 1>cause a boog enough stir with the protests, with a

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<v Speaker 1>peaceful protest or rally, you can cause some of these

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<v Speaker 1>lawmakers to be on their heels a little bit and

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<v Speaker 1>change policy or turn to bly eye the other way. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But the people that control the major media, the news media, um,

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<v Speaker 1>they all are on the same page except one or

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<v Speaker 1>two networks that are not. But everyone else is all

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<v Speaker 1>in lockstep. It's it's group think, my man. It's group

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<v Speaker 1>think that what's going on right now. So that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I I feel bad because there's obviously a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people in the health industry that are either being terminated

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<v Speaker 1>or forced out and I mean you see it a

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<v Speaker 1>lot these people were these people were heralded as heroes

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<v Speaker 1>last year and now they're they're outcasted as pariah's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fascinating what's going on right now. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just the whole the whole experience going to a

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<v Speaker 1>game and I I'm at Dodger Stadium outdoors, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>one around me within ten yards on the field, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have to wear my my mask. I'm so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, but you were you know this from the

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<v Speaker 1>Charger Radar game on Monday night. You only had to

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<v Speaker 1>wear a mask to enter so far stadium. Once you

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<v Speaker 1>got in, masks off, didn't matter what where you were,

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<v Speaker 1>who are you're with seventy thousand people inside, It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter when dead. So well, that is true. They can't

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<v Speaker 1>enforce that. It's impossible the math on that because no

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<v Speaker 1>Dodger game. A lot of people see the problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the media and I'm on the field and

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<v Speaker 1>there's all these Gestapo guys that are like, well, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have your mouth going, and they're they're freaking out. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>let's you ready for the mail bag here, you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>tune that band up. It's all right, thanks Ohio. Ow

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<v Speaker 1>we love it, Ohio. A good job by you. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to the mail bag. We got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>questions this week, guest Gun, and a lot of them

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<v Speaker 1>are for you also. So I'm glad you were here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was worried you weren't gonna be here because you

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<v Speaker 1>missed the Friday and the Saturday, so I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>might not make it for the Sunday. But you have arrived,

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<v Speaker 1>and so here we go up here in Springfield right since,

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<v Speaker 1>says Ben, you have a very good ear when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to callers. So I'd like to take a trip

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<v Speaker 1>to the hot tub a dip, he says, in the

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<v Speaker 1>hot tub hot tub time machine, and riddle me this.

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre in Springfield, Mass says, Uh, we're Troy the gambling

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<v Speaker 1>Man and Gay Brad one in the same Every time

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<v Speaker 1>I heard one of their calls, I swear that that

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<v Speaker 1>was the same person. All right, So, and he has

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<v Speaker 1>another another point to make here, but we'll start with that. Pierre. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I spoke to Troy the gambling Man off here and

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<v Speaker 1>Gay Brad off the other caller known as Gay Brad,

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<v Speaker 1>who I'm pretty sure is the guy, if I remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>that gave one of the great answers of all time

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<v Speaker 1>in Jeopardy when they added seats to the Green Monsters.

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<v Speaker 1>The Green Monster in Boston, we had said, I think

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<v Speaker 1>the question was something like, uh, you know, so and

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<v Speaker 1>so has been added to the Green Monster. And the

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<v Speaker 1>answer that somebody gave Gay Brad was, um, a hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought they had put a hot tub, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was being totally serious, by the way, he was not.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not a comedy answer. He for some reason

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<v Speaker 1>he thought they put a hot top of there. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>they were not the same person. And those callers go

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<v Speaker 1>back at least fifteen years, if not longer, And I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea what happened to the gambling Man was

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<v Speaker 1>one of my most uh, you know, hardcore guys that

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<v Speaker 1>love the show, and and he gave picks and he

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<v Speaker 1>was terrible and we loved him. And he drove a

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<v Speaker 1>sweeper truck around Nashville. I'm not sure what happened to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was all right around, all right. And the other question,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, Ben, I am debating whether or not to

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<v Speaker 1>brave the masses and congregate with the unwashed at the

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<v Speaker 1>Big e New England's Great State Fair, and Pierre points

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<v Speaker 1>out he's down almost forty pounds since May, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know you break your fast on the weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>I've attached maps listening listening rather some tremendous state fair foods. Sincerely,

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<v Speaker 1>alf the alien Opiners. So I think we should look

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<v Speaker 1>at this here and kind of help out Alf. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't see it. I don't think yes unless you have

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<v Speaker 1>your your email up you have the access to the email.

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<v Speaker 1>I means check Pierre, here, I gotta put this up here,

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a sec here. I love state fair food. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the question is are you a big fan of

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<v Speaker 1>the the entree per se the the entres that they

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<v Speaker 1>serve at state fairs are more like the snacks. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love anything fried, any combination of food fried. I

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<v Speaker 1>am all about that action. I am all about that action.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So here's the email. I've got it up now.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that. Pierre A. K A Alfhi alien Opiner

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<v Speaker 1>in Springfield, Mass. I click on the West Springfield map.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering what would have what would my life

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<v Speaker 1>have been? My grandfather was in Springfield, mass dot to California.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I had been born back there. Back things

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<v Speaker 1>have been different anyway. They have the West spring Field

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<v Speaker 1>Lions Club Guestcon. That's where you can get burgers, grilled cheese,

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<v Speaker 1>rubens where you're going the flat Liner Burger. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty good start. There's the aga Wama Lions Club.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess each Lions Club has their own place. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where you get the dinner in a cone, bacon mac

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<v Speaker 1>and cheese and a cone. Shepherd's pie in a cone pie.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't not the Shepherd's Pie guy. The Yankee Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Lobster House that's right up your alley. You can get

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<v Speaker 1>oh my, they have camel, kangaroo and alligator burgers. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get that that doesn't really do much for me.

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<v Speaker 1>A shrimp mac and cheese if you're into that. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a a saloon with local beers and whatnot. They have

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<v Speaker 1>a train that goes at the West Springfield State Fair.

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<v Speaker 1>The Big Cahunas Creek and veggie euros salad forget that.

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<v Speaker 1>Who goes to a state fair and eats salad? Chicken?

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<v Speaker 1>They have London broyal sandwiches. I might try one of

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<v Speaker 1>those London broil sandwich. And they have an ice cream

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<v Speaker 1>place where you can get floats and Sundays. So I

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<v Speaker 1>the move here, Pierre, is you start out at the

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<v Speaker 1>West Springfield Lions Club. Yes, and you get your burgers,

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<v Speaker 1>you get your rubin, you get the grilled cheese. You go,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to that. Then I would cross all the

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<v Speaker 1>way over. I go down West Road and I'd go

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<v Speaker 1>over near the train at the opa Opah Saloon. Right

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<v Speaker 1>next door to it is the Big Cahunas. I go

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<v Speaker 1>there and I'd eat some chicken, and I tried the

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<v Speaker 1>London broil sandwich, and then after that I would cross

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<v Speaker 1>over to have a nice ice cream Sunday. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be how I would play. That would be I was

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<v Speaker 1>at the West Springfield Fair. That's what I would do,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So I think what I would do is,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like you. I'd go from east, but I'd

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<v Speaker 1>go east to southeast like a smile, like a reverse smile.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd go West Springfield for some grilled cheese and

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<v Speaker 1>a little thin to start, but then I would go

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<v Speaker 1>bacon mac and cheese in a cone. And then just

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<v Speaker 1>because I had to try it, I would try a

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<v Speaker 1>kangaroo burger, and then I'd make my way to the

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<v Speaker 1>saloon for some beer. I'd probably grab a London broil

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich and then cap it off with some ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna lie. I'd probably go around this

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<v Speaker 1>place multiple times to try a bunch of different things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, that's I like that. They have the old

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<v Speaker 1>school map there. They have a little drawing in the

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<v Speaker 1>ferris wheel on there, and pretty that's pretty neat. Now

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<v Speaker 1>do you start your day with the float or do

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<v Speaker 1>you start your day with a Sunday? That's the question? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I think you start with the float. That's actually

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<v Speaker 1>not a bad call. You start with dessert, you go float,

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream, float. Yeah, I still whether it's not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fall in New England, so it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be warm. It's gonna be nice cool temperatures. So you

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<v Speaker 1>start with the float, you go flow grilled cheese. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. We screwed up? Why what we screw up?

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<v Speaker 1>We screwed up massively. There's a page. There's a page two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Eddie, I called you Eddie. Oh my god, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I called you Ryan. Oh that's a that's eight pages here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so but page two is even better. Because

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<v Speaker 1>they have doughnuts. I'd like to retract everything I say.

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<v Speaker 1>Sinnamon rolls. Holy crap, I love a cinnamon roll. There's

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<v Speaker 1>dog called me, fried dough pick Mark barbecue with ribs, nachos, brisket.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's some Page two. You'd have to

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<v Speaker 1>do all of it. Yes, you gotta go point By.

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<v Speaker 1>They have the soft service cream. They've got to add

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<v Speaker 1>the deep fried whoopie pie. That's what Whoopie Pie Blair.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta get one of those for Whoopie Pie Blair.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy crap, that's better. I'd rather have page two than

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<v Speaker 1>page one. One tease. Page two is where it's at

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<v Speaker 1>Man barbecue, nachos and brisket. Holy crap. That signed me

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<v Speaker 1>up for that. Oh more, page three, you got more.

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<v Speaker 1>You got fried mac and cheese. Fried flutter nutter. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a fun word to say, flutter nutter. I worked that

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<v Speaker 1>my lexicon. I gotta use that. In what context? Could

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<v Speaker 1>I use flutter nutters? In three? I was describing a

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<v Speaker 1>describing an athlete or a team. A flutter nutter is

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<v Speaker 1>a sandwich made up of peanut, butter and marshmallow. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I could do. I said that I

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<v Speaker 1>could say that team was so soft. They were a

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<v Speaker 1>flutter nutter on defense because White Seahawks defense. Yeah, flutter

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<v Speaker 1>nutter Tampa defense. But your flutter nutters. Oh man, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you. Have you ever had fried oreos?

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<v Speaker 1>I have, yes? At the alright, that's on page five.

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<v Speaker 1>I was out on pitch five. Now. The Urban Dictionary,

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<v Speaker 1>which I always go by, says they're definition of flutter

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<v Speaker 1>nutter is a wonderful concoction of marshmallow fluff and peanut

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<v Speaker 1>butter and a likely tasty sandwich. Just the real definition.

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<v Speaker 1>There's others that are very graphic here describing a certain

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<v Speaker 1>activities in the gascon the tug and the rub there

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, I don't know, is uh that is

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<v Speaker 1>outstanding some of the other descriptions on that man, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let me get back to this. It is

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<v Speaker 1>very important, Pierre. We're wasting a lot of valuable time

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<v Speaker 1>on the mail bag. I'm a little jealous of Pierre

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<v Speaker 1>going to this thing. I'm not gonna lie. This thing

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<v Speaker 1>looks awesome. Yeah. Originally I was like, well, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that good because I didn't realize there were all these

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<v Speaker 1>other pages. I just looked at page one. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. You know you can get a London broil,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a grilled geese. But then you're right, the better,

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<v Speaker 1>the better stuff is down the line. You can't. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at age three right now. You can get three pigs

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<v Speaker 1>in a bunch. Another barbecue plays ultimate Cowboy Nacho, fried snickers,

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<v Speaker 1>fried pineapple, fried pop tart, Boom boom, boll murderers row

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<v Speaker 1>oh man. They have something called the garbage bowl. That

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<v Speaker 1>must be really good. The garbage bowl. I but that's solid.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it sounds like I haven't eaten in three days?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I haven't eaten in three days getting all of

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<v Speaker 1>this good sandwiches. They've got the West Springfield Firehouse Restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>traditional burger, hot dog, You've got breakfast sandwiches. You like

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<v Speaker 1>the breakfast sandwich, but you're more of a breakfast burrito guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd clean up in this place though. Page five. Fried

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<v Speaker 1>chicken and waffles. We have a place out here in

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<v Speaker 1>l A called Roscoe's which is famous for fried and waffles.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been to Roscoe's game? I have. There's one

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<v Speaker 1>in Long Beach, there's one in the Hollywood. Been of

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<v Speaker 1>both of those? I was at the one in l

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<v Speaker 1>A and lamar Odom was in there when he was

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<v Speaker 1>playing for the Clippers and he was suspended for doing

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<v Speaker 1>weed and and he knew who I was. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the I was covering the Clippers at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and he he looked at me, and he once he

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<v Speaker 1>put two and two together that I was the same guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He then put the hoodie he had on over his head,

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<v Speaker 1>trying like somehow I think he thought maybe maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't realize it was him if he put the hoodie

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<v Speaker 1>over his head, which was rather rather Uh, Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what else do we have here on the state. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we could spend the whole mail back talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this bloody Mary grilled cheese. So is that like tomato?

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<v Speaker 1>And with the grilled cheese, Gertrude's pretzel, pretzel wrapped hot dog,

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<v Speaker 1>giant pretzel, giant pretzel. Pierre, You've gotta have a giant

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<v Speaker 1>pretzel for me and take a picture. Take a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Deep fried cheese, hot Wisconsin cheese. They've got that. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds wonderful. I'm a big fan of page six, big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of page six. Pierre. Classic poutine. They have classic poutine.

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<v Speaker 1>Gascon awesome buffalo mac and cheese. Oh man, this is

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<v Speaker 1>food porn. And I'm not even looking at the food.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just looking at the names of the food. Frozen cheese, steak,

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<v Speaker 1>who wants that? Pass on that? That's a veggie, the

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<v Speaker 1>veggie patch, kill bassa polish plate. They have parogis. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never had a parog You ever had a program once? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. Good? Yeah, eighteen inch brot worst. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some jokes on that. Uh who else? All right, that's boy,

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<v Speaker 1>good job, Pierre. Do it all. Skip page one and

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<v Speaker 1>retrospect page eight. You know, people want to uh fast

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<v Speaker 1>forward on commercials. I want if they want to fast

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<v Speaker 1>forward to just this one email that we had that

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<v Speaker 1>cracked open. Well, that's it. We're out of time. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you next week. Everybody. Oh, alright, moving on and

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, moving on. Let's see we have a

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<v Speaker 1>big E. I think this is from Big E. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, guys, since it is apparent that Ben is

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<v Speaker 1>never going oh, this is actually from Tammy and Montana.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologized. Uh, since it is apparent that Ben is

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<v Speaker 1>never going to cook the better than the best cut

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<v Speaker 1>of meat that he received from David for his birthday

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. I think the frozen freezer wrapped Tomahawk with

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<v Speaker 1>autographed from both you and David, both of you should

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<v Speaker 1>be put on eBay, proceeds going to a charity of

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's choice, Tammy and Montana. I'd be okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I am planning on eating the Tomahawks steak at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>It is saved for forever. It's it's like that. What

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<v Speaker 1>was remember the story this week the guy in in Europe,

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<v Speaker 1>the caveman, the Neanderthal that they finally on ice because

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<v Speaker 1>the ice melted. Remember that. I think it was a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago. Now, Oh yeah, yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you, Yeah, I think I sent you something

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Yeah. So the Tomahawks steak is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna it's the ice is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna melt and then it'll be ready to cook. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be great. I can make a YouTube video cooking with

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<v Speaker 1>Benny in the kitchen, right, the whole thing. Uh, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm okay. It sounds like dammy, it sounds like gascon.

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<v Speaker 1>Your buddy over there is not supportive of this plan,

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<v Speaker 1>so not really Blake in Arkansas right, since says gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>I had my grand opening for the Amazon's or last weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It was wild. He says, I wasn't sure what to expect.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent a couple of grand on radio and did

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<v Speaker 1>some social media advertising the whole deal. And he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I had pictures on the Facebook page of some things

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<v Speaker 1>that we were selling. The structure is he gives us

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<v Speaker 1>the business model here. I'm I'm fascinated by this guest gun.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a great hustle. I'm impressed with Blake, and

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like Blake's making money hand over fist. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you miss last week's podcast, what Blake does is

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<v Speaker 1>he buys a truck full of items returned to Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>for a flat rate. He has no idea what's in

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<v Speaker 1>the truck, and then massive eighteen wheeler truck. He then

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<v Speaker 1>empties all of the stuff out into his warehouse. On Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>everything's five dollars. That means you could get a three

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<v Speaker 1>vacuum cleaner for five dollars. You could get uh five

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<v Speaker 1>dollar jacket somebody returned on Amazon for five dollars. Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>is five dollars, Monday is three dollars, and Tuesday is

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<v Speaker 1>one dollar. And then they start the whole process over

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<v Speaker 1>again the following week. And uh, he said, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>would guess I had three to four hundred people waiting

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<v Speaker 1>online for him to open. Wow, that's like Blake. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like a field of dreams. Build it and he will come. Situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine opening a business you're not sure if

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<v Speaker 1>anyone's gonna show up. You've spent a lot of capital

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<v Speaker 1>on advertising, on radio advertising and the whole thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>you show up and there's people wrapped around the building.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did look on Blake's Facebook page and there

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<v Speaker 1>were people asking how long do you have to wait

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<v Speaker 1>in line? I guess he lets people in for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or so, or like every twenty minutes they let

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<v Speaker 1>more people in and all that. But that is that

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<v Speaker 1>is great. And he also if you see guest kind

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in the email he sent, there's some fun

0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 1>photos that Blake sent kind of like behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 1>of of everything there. That's not for air consumption. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty cool, man, pretty pretty cool. So hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>could get into that, guscan he's he says he would

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<v Speaker 1>help us out if we want to get into that.

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<v Speaker 1>Teach teach, teach, Yeah, he knows people, and I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you he one of the emails, I think he said

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<v Speaker 1>he could cut us a deal. Oh my god. You

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<v Speaker 1>know who would clean up with this? Your wife would

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<v Speaker 1>clean up on it. She would crush or she just

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<v Speaker 1>get a lot of the stuff that she would return

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<v Speaker 1>to Amazon. She'd just get for cheaper. Yeah, does that

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<v Speaker 1>include a chandelier? Was a nightmare. Let's play this out

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 1>in a parallel universe. Let's say we agreed and Blake

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<v Speaker 1>was kind enough nice Arkansas razorback fan and said, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, let me help these these two losers out

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>and we had to rent out. We know southern California,

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<v Speaker 1>We've lived here a long time. Yeah, where would be

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<v Speaker 1>the place that that business model would do the best

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>in in the l A area. I would say, like Riverside.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking out in Riverside. And so you're thinking, I

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 1>was say, Anaheim. Yeah, you could do Anaheim. You could

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<v Speaker 1>do Santa Anna in the o C. Riverside is a

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<v Speaker 1>good call, though, what Van Eyes in the sand right

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<v Speaker 1>near the Fox studios in the San Fernando Valley, you

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<v Speaker 1>can do Van Eyes? What about the valley like Santa Clarita.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. This. There's a fair amount of money

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<v Speaker 1>in Santa Clarita, though, Yeah, how about the high desert

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<v Speaker 1>in Land Chacter Palm Dale. Out in the high desert,

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<v Speaker 1>we spend so much money driving out there. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be bad. It's just very tempting though, you know it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a good spot. Actually, you know, this would

0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:01.400
<v Speaker 1>be a great spot. I'm or you remember this. But

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 1>San Clemente their main street on Sundays, they actually close

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<v Speaker 1>off for drivers, Like they have all these vendors that

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<v Speaker 1>are out in the middle of the street selling stuff. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you could do that. I think what

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have to do is rent out a warehouse. Like

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<v Speaker 1>but there's so much stuff you'd have to actually rent

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<v Speaker 1>out a warehouse. Plus you've got to make your money back.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what the And maybe Blake, you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>us in the next your next email. I do appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 1>give us the infro. But how many items does one

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<v Speaker 1>have to sell? And what's the mathematical equation? If the

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<v Speaker 1>truck costs twenty dollars to buy, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how many items you can fit in an eighteen wheeler,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the math on that? So it obviously sounds like

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 1>it works out, but I'd be curious how many, because

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 1>what if the weather is bad, whether there's a big

0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:01.040
<v Speaker 1>storm or something, and you can't say anything, you're stuck with.

0:27:01.040 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I guess you can always wait to the to the

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 1>next week and and do it that all right? Good

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:11.680
<v Speaker 1>good email, Blake. Next one comes from Steve in North AUGUSTUS,

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>real quick for Blake. For Blake. I didn't get the

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 1>hats he set. I didn't either, uh, and I asked Coop.

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I was in the studio. I picked up the mail

0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:24.680
<v Speaker 1>this week. I want to thank bread Man. I want

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:28.840
<v Speaker 1>to thank Adrian, our friend from Denver. Adrian, to answer you,

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 1>only one of the hats you sent fits. I have

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 1>a very large head, and so if if you think

0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be too small, it probably will be. But

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>one of them I did squeeze into and I will

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.560
<v Speaker 1>wear at some point here. And bread Man, thank you

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 1>for the hat. But I did not get the hats

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:44.679
<v Speaker 1>from Blake. I don't know if you sent them to

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 1>our plass. I went in the mail room at the

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:50.119
<v Speaker 1>Premier Network's Gascon. I was trying to find in the

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 1>hats Blake, because Blake not only sent you and I hats.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 1>He sent Coop hats Eddie. I mean he took care

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:02.120
<v Speaker 1>of all of us. He one of those Amazon trucks

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.560
<v Speaker 1>he has stash or maybe it was an Amazon truck,

0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 1>but he has stash of Negro League hats. So he

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 1>was very kind and I I did not see. I

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:13.880
<v Speaker 1>went through the entire mail room. There's mail for Clay Travis,

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:17.640
<v Speaker 1>help Rush Limbaugh, who's unfortunately been dead for many months.

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>There was a pile of mail for Rush. Now who

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>who's sending Rush mail? Did they not get the message

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.919
<v Speaker 1>that Rush unfortunately had to check out and he's in

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 1>radio heaven right now. I don't get it. But but anyway,

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I went through all of that and I did not

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:37.919
<v Speaker 1>find any box in the Premier Networks studios there that

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>that had my name on it, or Coop's name, or

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>your name, or Eddie's name, or Roberto's name or any

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 1>of us. So I'm sorry, but I maybe you can

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 1>double check. Maybe you send it the wrong place, maybe

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 1>it'll be returned to you anyway. Steve in North Augusta,

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 1>South Carolina, just across from the Savannah River from a

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:03.040
<v Speaker 1>ust to Georgia, says, I have been a long time

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>listening to your radio show thinking and your podcast, because

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>I usually lay awake at night from about two AM

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 1>to five am, unable to sleep. Well, that's bad for

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you and good for us. Steve, that's bad for you

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and good for us. I believe that is known as insomnia.

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Is that isn't I correct on that? That's something I

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>think anxiety exactly, he says. I enjoy your weekend podcast

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>very much and tune them in when I walk the dogs?

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Who let the dogs out? Steve in North Augusta, South Carolina?

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Let the dogs out? He says. I have a few

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>questions for you. Number one. Number one, he says, when

0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 1>and how did you develop the hook of using three

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>unrelated points to introduce your monologues. It's a gimmick, but

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>it gets me every time. It gets me thinking, how

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 1>is he going to link these three items? I am

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>not aware of anyone else who uses that technique. All right, so, Steve,

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 1>that only started a couple of years ago, and I've

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 1>always tried, even though it sounds like it's the same

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 1>show every night, I've always tried to experiment with different things.

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>And usually when I try new things, it's a disaster.

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure, how many years you've been listening, you said,

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you're a long time listener, Steve. Do you remember when

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I did the spelling be I had this great idea

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 1>we were gonna do a spelling bee, and then I

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:26.120
<v Speaker 1>learned that the average call it to sports talk radio

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>cannot even spell it. You know, if I said what

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>spell it, they would not You'd spot on the eye

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and they wouldn't be able to spell it. So it

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 1>was a disaster. And in my head that would have

0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>been a great bit. But the three things deal popped

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 1>up randomly and I got a lot of good feedback

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 1>on it, and people seem to like it, and so

0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>then I started doing it more, and now it's the

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 1>only thing that I do like if I and occasionally

0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I will do a monologue where I don't do it,

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>and then people will inevitably complain and say, why didn't

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>you do it? Why did you change your way? You know,

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 1>so I I now I'm kind of forced to do

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>it that way. But sometimes I'll roll in and I'll

0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 1>just you know, I usually jot down a few notes

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 1>before monologue, but sometimes I'll just let it rip without,

0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, I just have nothing, and then people will

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>get upset, so you can't win, guest, can you can't?

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 1>When He also says Steven North Augustin, he says, were

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 1>there any techniques you were taught to avoid the ers

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 1>and oz and uz while on the radio? For most people,

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 1>including myself, when you stick a microphone or camera in

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>front of you and your brain goes blank and you

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 1>fill the airwaves with er, uh and uh or ah

0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 1>and uh. You see, I just did it. Here's the

0:31:45.040 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>thing I would say, Steve. I do say uh er,

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 1>and I try not to do it as much, and

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I've been pretty good about limiting it. But it's just

0:31:56.800 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>part of human conversation to say those things. And it's

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>hours and hours and hours and hours of being on

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 1>a on a microphone. So it's ten thousand hours and

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 1>then some and you master something and you go on

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 1>on your way. Try anyway exactly. He also says, when

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 1>you have on air disputes with guests and staff wreck it,

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Ralph comes to mind, are those real or just a gimmick?

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Don't those victims complain to management? Well, here's how I

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 1>will answer that they are real. Nine of the time.

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>They are really. Now wreck it, Ralph and I go

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.479
<v Speaker 1>way back to San Diego. We worked together when I

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>was first starting out in Radio wreck It Ralph was

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>starting out. We're around the same age, so we have

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 1>many of the same stories. We met many of the

0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 1>same people in our San Diego radio days. Ralph stayed

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:58.760
<v Speaker 1>in San Diego much longer than I did. Typically, I

0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 1>love Ralph, but when I hang out with Ralph, he

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>tells me the same eight stories every time, which annoyed me.

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Uh And so I like to bust Ralph's balls because

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Ralph also gets annoyed. It's legitimate annoyance. He does get annoyed.

0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 1>The time that he got upset with Justin and Cincinnati

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and became a rhino Gascon and stormed into the studio

0:33:18.960 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>and tried to hang up on everyone was one of

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 1>the funniest nights on the show, and that was legitimate hate.

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 1>And some of the other beefs we've had have also

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>been been real. They've been authentic. I don't I don't

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 1>like to to pretend on that stuff, but normally what

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>happens men being men, guys being guys, and we have

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 1>an old school philosophy on the show Gascon that we

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:47.440
<v Speaker 1>bust each other's balls. But then at the end of

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:51.640
<v Speaker 1>the show, we move on and we don't let things linger.

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 1>And that's an important thing. And you can't let stuff

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>if you have you fight during the radio show. There's

0:33:59.840 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 1>an new day tomorrow, and you don't fight the next day. Yeah,

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>there are people I have worked for people that would

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>have things linger. No, you just once you go to bed,

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:13.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a new day. Bygones are bygones. You get a

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>fresh start. That's how I try to follow. That's the

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:21.000
<v Speaker 1>mantra I try to follow. Steve also says, I know

0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:22.759
<v Speaker 1>you'd like to make fun of golf, but if you

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 1>ever want, how about this one? He says, if you

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 1>ever want to go to the Master's golf tournament the

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:32.080
<v Speaker 1>first full week in April in Augusta, Georgia, Steve says

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:35.360
<v Speaker 1>he'll hook us up. Yeah, he says, I usually have

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 1>tickets and can give you a place to stay. Even

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:42.360
<v Speaker 1>let this. A pass to the Master's cost about five

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. Getting a room during the Master's Week is

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 1>about five a night at a mid value hotel. Can

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>you imagine the damage will do an Augusta with all

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:57.240
<v Speaker 1>that fried food in Georgia and it's all dirt cheap

0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:04.280
<v Speaker 1>it's cheap, Steve. Is that the way this email reads, Steve,

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:06.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like, hey, I'll take care of you. You don't

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>have to spend the five thousand dollars. Am I am?

0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>I reading this correctly here at Gascon. That's what it

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:16.680
<v Speaker 1>was like. If it's free for me, if all I

0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 1>have to do is pay for the travel, my god,

0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:23.279
<v Speaker 1>that is a tempting off. That's one of those things

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 1>you got to do as a sports fan, just to

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 1>do it right. Like even if you're not like a

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:31.200
<v Speaker 1>NASCAR fan or an indiecr fan, you have to go

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 1>to Indianapolis. You have to go to Daytona. Yeah, like

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 1>you have to you have to do that. Um yeah,

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I goof about the Masters, but every year I do

0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:45.120
<v Speaker 1>at least a couple of Masters monologue. So it's you know,

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 1>it's a love hate double edged sword situation. Right, we'll see.

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 1>That's a very generous offer. And why don't you send

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:55.239
<v Speaker 1>me a follow up and you know, let me know

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:57.319
<v Speaker 1>the details on this, and I know Gascon, you're you're

0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 1>very excited about this year. Very interesting. That's a bucket

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>list thing that that is, like you just said that,

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like those are are specific sports moments that you can't

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 1>pass up. Absolutely, I would I would consider consider doing that.

0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that final four weekend though? That doesn't matter, right,

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I can So if you get a if you get

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:28.839
<v Speaker 1>a round trip ticket from Los Angeles to Augusta just now,

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:31.760
<v Speaker 1>like looking at flights now, like in the near future,

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:38.279
<v Speaker 1>it's it's about three change. But obviously this is you're

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 1>flying to Atlanta. Wouldn't it be cheaper than just drive

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>to Augusta? Maybe? But I mean, well, no to seventy

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>six to seventies six round trip ATLA to Augusta, that's

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 1>not bad. No. I was going to fly to Wisconsin.

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 1>The Rams play the Packers on Thanksgiving weekend and my brother.

0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna surprise my brother and visit him in Appleton, Wisconsin.

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 1>And I looked up the plane fare and they jack

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 1>up the prices. I can go to Appleton or fly

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 1>into Milwaukee dirt cheap most of the year because who

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>the hell wants to, you know, fly into Appleton, Wisconsin. Ever,

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:19.360
<v Speaker 1>but Thanksgiving weekend, man, they jacked up the rates and

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:23.879
<v Speaker 1>that Sunday, Sunday Monday flight back, I'd have to fly

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.280
<v Speaker 1>back Monday because the Rams played the Pactors on that Sunday.

0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Think that Thanksgiving weekend Sunday is insane. And then I

0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:32.759
<v Speaker 1>was like, well, I'll fly into Chicago and I'll just

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.359
<v Speaker 1>drive up. It's a few hours up to Appleton. I'll

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 1>drive up to Chicago from Chicago. And that was insane. So, oh, Matt,

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you just said that. And I looked at the dates

0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 1>for the Masters. What do you think the prices for

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:52.239
<v Speaker 1>a flight l A to Augusta? From Los Angeles to

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Augusta on Delta Airlines, what do you think the price

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:59.879
<v Speaker 1>is for a ticket round trip? So round trip? Yes,

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you're close. It's a thousand and fifty eight. Oh oh

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:09.920
<v Speaker 1>my god? How much is it to fly to Atlanta? Though?

0:38:09.960 --> 0:38:11.879
<v Speaker 1>Can you check that out right now? Because you could,

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you could do, and I don't have a map here.

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think, and maybe I'm wrong. George is

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 1>a rather big state. But Augusta, Georgia, is there a

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you could fly into somewhere in South Carolina, but

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I assume all the airports around there because people are

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>like us, and they realize, they wait a minute, let's

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:32.400
<v Speaker 1>fly someone else and save a couple of bucks. And

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:35.239
<v Speaker 1>so I'm sure they jack up the rates through Red

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Eye to Atlanta. Okay, well you just save a lot

0:38:41.040 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 1>of but then you gotta rent a car and you

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 1>gotta drive all over the back road swamp land if

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>you will. Um, I mean Augusta, Georgia. The next you

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>could you could do Columbia, South Carolina. Oh yeah, that's

0:38:57.600 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>actually that's the closest actually city, I would say, I

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 1>think it's looking at the map here two from Atlanta. Yeah,

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 1>you take I twenty. You take I twenty from Columbia

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:12.399
<v Speaker 1>and you go down and you're good to go. And

0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:15.680
<v Speaker 1>oh my, you know what, my niece I wish you.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.360
<v Speaker 1>She's not really big sports fan. Though she's in Charleston.

0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Charleston's real close to Augusta. So here's the move. Here's

0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 1>how I sell the move, guest guy to go to Augusta.

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, my niece has been in college for

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years. I haven't seen her in a

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:34.000
<v Speaker 1>long time. Why don't I go to Charleston and then

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:38.359
<v Speaker 1>I'll stay an extra couple of days and go to Augustin. Bam.

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a that doesn't look that bad. All those

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:44.879
<v Speaker 1>there's not really a direct a direct trip you've got

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>to take a back road. I guess I twenty six

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 1>you could take across and then you gotta cut over

0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:55.439
<v Speaker 1>through what looks like pretty much hillbilly land, and then

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 1>you you cut around and then you get to Augusta

0:39:58.840 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 1>and flights to Charleston are like four sixty. Oh yeah,

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:08.479
<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, forget it not. I will consider that.

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:11.600
<v Speaker 1>That's you know, that's that's a very nice offer. That's

0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:15.439
<v Speaker 1>a very kind offer from our buddy there, Steve. Thank

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:18.720
<v Speaker 1>you for listening to the podcast. Next up, Fred in Spring, Texas.

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Right since this, do you really think that being an

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 1>overnight host put you at the bottom of the barrel.

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 1>If so, what would be your next step up the ladder? Yes, Fred, uh,

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.319
<v Speaker 1>some of that is tongue in cheek, But in the

0:40:30.440 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 1>radio business, the way it works, there's a a totem pole,

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:38.400
<v Speaker 1>like an in any business, there's a list of power list.

0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 1>The way our business works. If you're on the radio

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:45.879
<v Speaker 1>from six am to six pm, that matters. You're it's

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a big day part and that's where they value it

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:53.640
<v Speaker 1>the most. Anything after six pm before six am you

0:40:53.680 --> 0:40:56.680
<v Speaker 1>are looked down upon. It's just the way the business works.

0:40:56.760 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 1>The morning and afternoon drive are the most important, and

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:03.239
<v Speaker 1>that's just because of human nature. People listen to the

0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 1>radio more on their way to work, on their way

0:41:05.000 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 1>home from work, stuck in traffic, and I have a

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:12.800
<v Speaker 1>more difficult road anybody on the radio after six pm

0:41:12.920 --> 0:41:14.759
<v Speaker 1>to six am, because you have to get people to

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:19.520
<v Speaker 1>listen when they're at work or listen while they're you know,

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>we're you know doing you know, I can't sleep like

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 1>our friend we just talked about Stephen North Augustine, South Carolina,

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and he's got to listen because he's got insomnia. So

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>you're it's a smaller pool to pick from. So but

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 1>the next step. I I love doing the overnight show.

0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:39.399
<v Speaker 1>I would also love a big fat paycheck, so at

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 1>some point I would give it a shot. I think

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I could do a decent morning show for that money.

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I wish it was like the police department or a

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 1>city job. You know how they do it where you

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 1>work your entire career, and then a lot of places.

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:57.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like where my wife works at the police station.

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Whatever your highest salary is, they pay you that the

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 1>rest of your your career. You know, when you retire,

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>your passion you're based on your house. Sorry, yeah, you're teared.

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 1>You're you're teared on a percentage based on your salary. Yeah,

0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 1>you're no. Uh uh we we definitely don't. We we don't.

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 1>We don't believe in that. Uh. The powers that be

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 1>have decided to know. Jennifer in Richmond, Virginia says, Hi,

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:36.399
<v Speaker 1>Ben and David, this is an important, dramatic question. Are

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 1>you excitedly counting down to the eleventh season premier of

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:46.879
<v Speaker 1>Curb Your Enthusiasm October? I cannot wait, he says, Other

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>than Larry David, who makes you laugh the most? And

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 1>she says, you make make me laugh every day. Well,

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 1>thank you very kind, Jennifer. I love Curb your Enthusiasm.

0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:58.359
<v Speaker 1>As you know, Jennifer, it is my favorite show. I

0:42:58.440 --> 0:43:02.680
<v Speaker 1>generally do not like sitcoms or that type of programming.

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a I'm a dumbass. I like serious stuff.

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I like documentaries things like that. But Curb Your Enthusiasm

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 1>is a guilty pleasure. And I'm pretty lucky because my

0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:17.280
<v Speaker 1>brother in law works on the show behind the scenes.

0:43:17.280 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 1>He's on the crew, and I always ask him, I

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 1>give me inside information, you know, and he he won't

0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:25.399
<v Speaker 1>really say much. He'll tell me occasionally where he has

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 1>to go because he has to make all the sets.

0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Like was it last year or the year before they

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 1>made Latte Larry's that fake coffee shop, and so they

0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 1>went out to a coffee shop. They went to a

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 1>strip mall in the San Fernando Valley, guesscon and they

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:43.720
<v Speaker 1>had to set the whole coffee shop up a working

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:46.680
<v Speaker 1>coffee shop. And he's on the crew that does that

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 1>that they make the signs and everything, they have to

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:51.239
<v Speaker 1>put it up, and and then they burned the whole

0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 1>thing down, the dramatic ending of that. And so he

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:57.160
<v Speaker 1>he does that kind of stuff. So he'll he'll send me,

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:00.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, little clues. But I am so And it's

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:03.960
<v Speaker 1>the guy that I get a kick out of, is well, Susie.

0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I love the woman that screams for fanit. He gets

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>very upset at at Larry. I've known some some women

0:44:12.040 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>like that. Uh And and Jeff Garland, the fat guy,

0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:18.840
<v Speaker 1>My hero actually saw Jeff Garland do stand up in Burbank.

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:21.800
<v Speaker 1>He does every Sunday. I think he moved to Hollywood

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>now but he and I have no idea what COVID

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 1>what's going on, But he would do a stand up

0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:29.000
<v Speaker 1>comedy routine every Sunday night. He'd come in at like

0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock and do half an hour set. And I

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 1>believe he still does, and he does all's on two

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 1>popular shows, Curbing Enthusias and what's the one on ABC

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 1>he's on, Oh, I gotta look that up. Um, I don't,

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, I don't want, I don't watch it.

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>But it's a popular show. I think it's the line.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. Cliff from Nashville rights and he says, Ben,

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 1>is it true that Gavin knew someone the U haul

0:44:55.800 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Salesman of the Year award? Uh well, Gavin Newsom and

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:06.560
<v Speaker 1>the lap dogs for the King of California who somehow

0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 1>avoided being kicked out of office. Uh my goodness. But

0:45:10.280 --> 0:45:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Ley Elder would have been a much better governor anyway.

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Gavin Newsom, he will argue with the people that support him,

0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 1>We'll say, well, yeah, a lot of people are leaving,

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 1>going to Arizona, going to Texas, to Tennessee, to anywhere

0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:26.799
<v Speaker 1>below the Mason Dixon line. But there's other people coming

0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:29.920
<v Speaker 1>into California, guests gond to replace them, so it doesn't matter. Yeah,

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 1>So that that's his argument. Chris and Boston writes in

0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 1>he says, would you have taken the w e I

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:41.600
<v Speaker 1>morning job if it was offered after you got the

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:46.439
<v Speaker 1>guest hosting gig, Chris? I did audition. I've talked about

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 1>this a few times. I did audition for the morning

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>show that was back in the Kirk Minihan days. Kirk

0:45:50.920 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 1>very talented, goofy morning radio shock jot guy no longer

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:57.840
<v Speaker 1>doing radio. He's on a podcast at Barstool. I understand.

0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I love w e I. I've worked there a few

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 1>times over the years remotely and been to Boston and

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 1>done shows from the studios multiple times, and I love it.

0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:11.479
<v Speaker 1>The station has been great to me. The only reason

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not on there now, but there's a couple of reasons.

0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:15.280
<v Speaker 1>The person that hired me no longer as the program

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 1>a director, but I still know a bunch of people

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 1>that worked there. And also that our show is picked

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 1>up by the Sports Hub and we the Sports Hub

0:46:22.560 --> 0:46:24.239
<v Speaker 1>has been very good and we do very well in

0:46:24.280 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the Sports Hub and they're the monster station right now. Uh.

0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I would have. I would have likely taken the job,

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:34.759
<v Speaker 1>but I the problem I had at the time was

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I was married and I'm still married. So I had

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:40.359
<v Speaker 1>to get approval. It's not a one man decision here.

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:41.880
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get the wife to sign off on it.

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 1>That would be a dramatic move. If they had offered

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>me the job in oh nine, I would have absolutely

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:51.799
<v Speaker 1>moved to Boston. I did some shows for Mikey Adams

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 1>back in oh nine when he was doing the nighttime show,

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 1>and if they were thinking about offering me a gig,

0:46:56.640 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>then if they had offered me a gig, then I

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 1>probably would still be in Boston right now, assuming I

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:02.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't tank and nobody listened to the show and I

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:07.520
<v Speaker 1>got whacked. This time around was a little different, but

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the conversation was, if the dollar amount is what they

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 1>pay a morning and afternoon drive host in Boston, I

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 1>would have taken the job because that would have been

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:19.239
<v Speaker 1>silly money. There would have been no reason not to

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 1>take the job. They did offer me a position there

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:26.480
<v Speaker 1>as a as a host at night, but I make

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 1>more money doing what I'm doing now, so I stayed

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 1>where I am. But do do you have fond memories?

0:47:33.360 --> 0:47:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I did the Red Sox postgame show Gascon for eighteen

0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Red Sox review. They called here in l A. They

0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 1>call it Dodger talk, but Red Sox review. They call

0:47:46.080 --> 0:47:49.960
<v Speaker 1>it after the these Socks games. Uh, let's see who's next,

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:52.720
<v Speaker 1>Neil from the real Miami, says big man in Diesel

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:56.879
<v Speaker 1>David Gascon speaking of Miami, have to agree with you

0:47:57.040 --> 0:47:58.719
<v Speaker 1>on the views. Oh yeah, we talked about this in

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:03.839
<v Speaker 1>a previous podcast. You got upset with me. You gotta

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:07.239
<v Speaker 1>remember I said these views. People pay a lot for

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:11.000
<v Speaker 1>these views, and then after a while they just become

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>normal and you block them out. He says he has

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>lived in it for a decade. Spectacular views. He sent

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:22.480
<v Speaker 1>a photo. I'm looking at it here, beautiful penthouse apartment

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:28.320
<v Speaker 1>condo there in Miami. View of the ocean, downtown, South Beach,

0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:33.799
<v Speaker 1>the Bay, the Port of Miami. Seventy degree panoramic view

0:48:34.880 --> 0:48:39.920
<v Speaker 1>right across the street from the arena, the American Airlines

0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Arena where the Heat play their games. It is awesome.

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>That is a chamber of commerce. Photo. But Neil points

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:51.759
<v Speaker 1>out over time the views lose their effects. He says,

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:54.840
<v Speaker 1>do you think the same thing happens for Tom Brady

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 1>and his views? If you know what I mean, maybe

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:03.880
<v Speaker 1>m I'm going yes, I'm gonna go yes on that.

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I think that's the reason if you marry someone. I

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 1>think this works both for women and men. My theory

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:11.319
<v Speaker 1>on this gascon is, you know, even and women will

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 1>do the same thing. Guys do they marry a guy

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 1>because they think he's good lucking or whatever. But you

0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:18.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta really have a connection otherwise because those looks are

0:49:18.600 --> 0:49:21.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna go away, and even if they don't go away,

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>you get used to him. Right If if you eat

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 1>vanilla ice cream every day, after a while, you know

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:30.640
<v Speaker 1>you're okay with it, but it's you're gonna have it

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 1>or not have it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:38.319
<v Speaker 1>it's unfortunate. I like chip cookies. But if I ate

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 1>nothing but chocolate chip cookies and I didn't appreciate the

0:49:42.480 --> 0:49:46.040
<v Speaker 1>cookie and the full part of the cookie, I wouldn't really,

0:49:46.320 --> 0:49:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't give two rat, you know, to you know

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 1>what's about the cookie. But unfortunately I'm gonna in a

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:56.120
<v Speaker 1>marriage where my wife is beautiful, but we have a

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>we have a good connection. So it's it's uh, you know,

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.320
<v Speaker 1>that's why it's always important to eat mint and chocolate

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:07.399
<v Speaker 1>chip or Rocky Road got it up a little bit,

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:15.880
<v Speaker 1>that's right, John and Tacoma writes in Actually there was

0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.560
<v Speaker 1>one more from Neil. He says, I wonder if you

0:50:18.640 --> 0:50:22.880
<v Speaker 1>know why some teams go with state versus city naming,

0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I e. Gascon's Arizona Cardinals beat your l A Rams,

0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 1>the Atlanta Hawks versus the Minnesota Vikings, who are downtown

0:50:32.360 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 1>by the way, any idea from the Wicky Mallard. Yeah,

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of it is just based on

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 1>who gave them the money, I think, am I Right?

0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Like Tampa Bay there is actually no Tampa Bay right

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:48.359
<v Speaker 1>guesting on, there's Tampa and there's St. Pete. Yeah, I've

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 1>been there. I drove through there. I haven't spent a

0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of time in that area. And if you think

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:57.359
<v Speaker 1>of the regional teams, there's North Carolina, South Carolina, there's

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 1>no Carolina. You said the Carolina is New England, encompasses

0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:08.319
<v Speaker 1>the six New England states. Yeah. I the Patriot thing,

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 1>am I? When I was doing stuff at e I,

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:12.759
<v Speaker 1>somebody told me that the reason they were called the

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>New England Patriots is because they left Boston and went

0:51:16.640 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>to Foxboro. That's that's why they became the New England Patriots.

0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Nowadays they just still call him the Boston Patriots. Even

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:28.040
<v Speaker 1>though they play like the Jets and Giants play in

0:51:28.040 --> 0:51:33.360
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, the Rams and Chargers play in Inglewood, and

0:51:33.480 --> 0:51:39.480
<v Speaker 1>they just it doesn't matter. So uh. In Minnesota, he's

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.440
<v Speaker 1>the Lakers were the Minneapolis Lakers when they played there,

0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:47.640
<v Speaker 1>weren't they? I believe they were? The Yeah? And the

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Arizona Cardinals When I was a kid and my my mom,

0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:56.799
<v Speaker 1>we want a family vacation to Flagstaff, Arizona, and we

0:51:56.800 --> 0:51:59.840
<v Speaker 1>were camping and my mom read in the local newspaper

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:02.680
<v Speaker 1>at the Arizona Cardinals had the St. Louis Cardinals had

0:52:02.719 --> 0:52:04.879
<v Speaker 1>just moved to Arizona. They were having their first training camp.

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Was night, I believe eight or eighty nine. I was

0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 1>a kid and my mom took me out to Cardinals

0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:16.040
<v Speaker 1>training camp and Neil Lomax was the quarterback and Gene

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Stallings was the coach. And it was a great story.

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 1>My mom would brag about me to her friends when

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I was a little fat kid because Gene Stallings, the

0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:29.120
<v Speaker 1>head coach of the Phoenix Cardinals, pulled me aside and

0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and the Cardinal players were like, we gotta get this

0:52:31.560 --> 0:52:35.200
<v Speaker 1>guy on the offensive line, because kid, and it was

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>it was something my mom was beaming with pride about

0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 1>until her you know, last days on the planet, because

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I have fond memories of that was fun. And also

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>as a kid, we went and got gas after we

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 1>went to the Cardinal practice, and they were like two

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:51.840
<v Speaker 1>or three Cardinal players were at the gas station. And

0:52:51.840 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, I'm getting gas with

0:52:53.640 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the Phoenix Cardinals. This is like an NFL player. I

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:58.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, a cool girl. When you're a kid, You're like,

0:52:58.200 --> 0:53:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they get gas too. Anyway, John and

0:53:01.480 --> 0:53:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Tacoma rights, and he says, do either of you have

0:53:03.360 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 1>subscriptions to Instagram or Snapchat booty models? No, that's fans only.

0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that that fans only thing? Yeah? Only fans? Yeah? Yeah,

0:53:17.040 --> 0:53:20.880
<v Speaker 1>uh no, although I gotta tell you for some reason,

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 1>they must people on Instagram must know I enjoy a

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:25.880
<v Speaker 1>nice caboose because every time I go on there to

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:28.719
<v Speaker 1>update my Instagram page, which is not very often, the

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>things that pop up are boutatious gascon the but dunky

0:53:33.560 --> 0:53:36.279
<v Speaker 1>dunk is everywhere? Are there getting women on man that

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 1>don't bend over or or you know that thing women

0:53:39.000 --> 0:53:40.800
<v Speaker 1>do where they hold their feet kind of up that

0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:44.759
<v Speaker 1>women where you know what a do. I give the

0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 1>ladies credit. They know all the cheat codes to make

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 1>them look even better. Good job by them, push up

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>bras the accentuation. But yeah, they got at all a

0:53:54.520 --> 0:53:59.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of deception Gascon. There's a lot of deception. Yeah.

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Dave it our buddy from Simpsonville, South Carolina. He's been

0:54:02.760 --> 0:54:05.440
<v Speaker 1>a great hat benefactor over the years. He says, Ben,

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:09.000
<v Speaker 1>we know you're married. You're beautiful bride. Has David ever

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:12.040
<v Speaker 1>been engaged? If so, how close to a wedding? Alright,

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:14.719
<v Speaker 1>guess con would you like to share with the class? No? No,

0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:19.359
<v Speaker 1>never been engaged. Came close once to proposing. It was

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:24.359
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand nine. I came so close to pulling

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:28.439
<v Speaker 1>the trigger. In fact, I was like out shopping for

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 1>for a prize eye. Why didn't what caused you not do? Get?

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Told me that I couldn't trust your long term despite

0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I was with her for a long

0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:39.840
<v Speaker 1>period of time, And I actually played out to be

0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:42.720
<v Speaker 1>right because we had been together for a long period

0:54:42.760 --> 0:54:46.319
<v Speaker 1>of time and then shortly after we broke up, um,

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:49.080
<v Speaker 1>she got a new boyfriend with him like a month,

0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:52.319
<v Speaker 1>and then six months day later she was engaged. So

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 1>like you know, you had stuff in the pipeline. It

0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:58.799
<v Speaker 1>just so so she she had she had a couple

0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:01.560
<v Speaker 1>in the minor league system that she was grooming. Yeah,

0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 1>she had some horses in the stable, you know. I mean,

0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:06.279
<v Speaker 1>she's an attractive woman, really nice, and so you know,

0:55:06.320 --> 0:55:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go with you know, option beer, like we

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.000
<v Speaker 1>saw a few days ago with the Nashley wild Card.

0:55:12.160 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 1>If your ace is not too good for nine, got

0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:18.759
<v Speaker 1>to bring the hook early. And so that's what she did. Yeah,

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Alan in Akron, Ohio says, our golden tickets still given

0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:29.160
<v Speaker 1>out to each winner of the games. Yeah, we give

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 1>out I think all the games except one we give

0:55:31.960 --> 0:55:34.880
<v Speaker 1>out factor fiction. We don't give out golden tickets for.

0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:37.120
<v Speaker 1>But everything else I believe we give out golden tickets.

0:55:37.360 --> 0:55:40.600
<v Speaker 1>He says. How does Cooper Loop keep track if it's

0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:44.640
<v Speaker 1>legit when someone calls into cash one in Alright, So

0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the way this works out, and there's like a master list.

0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:49.480
<v Speaker 1>The golden tickets only the last a month. So once

0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:51.279
<v Speaker 1>you win a golden ticket, you have a month you

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 1>can transfer the golden ticket to somebody else. Many people

0:55:54.760 --> 0:55:57.759
<v Speaker 1>love to give Tammy and Montana golden tickets because she's

0:55:57.840 --> 0:55:59.799
<v Speaker 1>the the I Candy on the show or the ear

0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:01.840
<v Speaker 1>can Indy on the show, and so they like to

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 1>give her golden tickets. I know our friend in Minnesota,

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Hollerween James does that all the time. Um, but you

0:56:09.080 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 1>have you have a month. There's a massive list. And

0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 1>so when Coop's away, then there are people that call

0:56:14.719 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 1>up the claim they have a golden ticket. But normally

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:18.399
<v Speaker 1>the other producers have They're not fans of the show.

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:23.080
<v Speaker 1>They don't listen, so they have no idea what that means. Uh,

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:25.640
<v Speaker 1>so we don't have to worry about it. Uh. Here's

0:56:25.840 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Ben in San Antonio, Texas rights and he says, is

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:31.919
<v Speaker 1>it true that all the great ones are named banned? Yes?

0:56:32.040 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Except Ben Roethlisberger. But you think greatest defensive player in

0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 1>my lifetime in the NBA Ben Wallace a band right,

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 1>one of the great starting place. Do you take him

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 1>over Dennis Rodman? Yes. Fear the frow, fear the fro.

0:56:47.080 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Dennis Robbins, North Korean guy. You know he's he's hanging

0:56:50.680 --> 0:56:54.360
<v Speaker 1>out with the North Koreans. Uh. Stephen Boston rights and

0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 1>he says, what happens first Tom Brady retires or Tiger

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Woods is given another runt of car. I've like, we

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:07.240
<v Speaker 1>get that joke every week. That's good though. Yeah, Rex

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 1>from uh Lima, he says it's with an eye, not

0:57:12.719 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 1>an e. I thought it was Lima, but he says lime.

0:57:15.080 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Is that? Am I saying that? Right? I thought it

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:20.560
<v Speaker 1>was Lima but he says Lima. Anyway, He's like Bobby Petrino,

0:57:21.160 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Will Urban Meyer be buying a motorcycle anytime soon? We're

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:29.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna find out. Well, we'll find out today's Sunday. If

0:57:29.400 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Jacksonville goes out there lays an egg against Tennessee, turn

0:57:33.360 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 1>out the lots the parties over for Urban. I've been

0:57:38.800 --> 0:57:43.080
<v Speaker 1>an Urban defender, David, I have, and for for you

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:47.520
<v Speaker 1>as well, obviously, Rex, But I think it's gonna work out.

0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking good. Darryl from Marry In Illinois, right, say,

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:56.280
<v Speaker 1>isn't there a big prison in Marry in Illinois? Why

0:57:56.280 --> 0:58:00.280
<v Speaker 1>do I I know? I'm serious, I'm not kidding. Can

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 1>we look can look at Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,

0:58:04.520 --> 0:58:08.040
<v Speaker 1>it's a big, big, full security prison, right like full

0:58:09.480 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I've heard of that over the years. I think I

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 1>watched documentaries from Marrying the giant federal prison. Yeah, yes, yes,

0:58:17.960 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>uh there's some Do you have a list of the

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>famous prisoners that are in there? You know I could, Yeah,

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I can probably get it. Yeah, that's interesting. The biggest

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:32.000
<v Speaker 1>prison for the worst deadbeats of society isn't John Gotti,

0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>John Gotti, Pete Rose. Oh my god, they've been. They've

0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:40.600
<v Speaker 1>been to Mary and that's where they did their time. Interesting. Wow,

0:58:40.640 --> 0:58:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Walter Bond do you remember him? Well? The name brings

0:58:45.520 --> 0:58:48.800
<v Speaker 1>about what. Yeah, he's he's a former NBA player for

0:58:48.880 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 1>professional basketball player. Uh. Played for the University of Minnesota.

0:58:54.000 --> 0:58:57.120
<v Speaker 1>He was not drafted, but did play three seasons Mavericks

0:58:57.200 --> 0:59:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Jazz and Detroit Pistons. That is right, interesting, all right, well,

0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:10.400
<v Speaker 1>fun fun fact. Uh. And that's is that's Mary in

0:59:10.480 --> 0:59:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Illinois at Marion, Ohio though Illinois Illinois. Okay, because there's

0:59:15.720 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 1>a Marian Ohio, I think too. All right, moving on here,

0:59:19.840 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 1>what do we have? Barry from Music City? Says Yo

0:59:22.280 --> 0:59:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Yo Mo Benny. I just saw an episode of an

0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 1>American crime story. I didn't recognize Gascon at all, but

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I recognized his voice when he was asking the question.

0:59:33.160 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 1>He must have had a hairpiece on for that part.

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Did you have a hairpiece on? No? I did a

0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:40.800
<v Speaker 1>lot of my friends actually asked him the same question.

0:59:40.840 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I said, no, I just had to grow it out.

0:59:42.720 --> 0:59:44.240
<v Speaker 1>It took me forever to grow that thing out. It

0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 1>took me, like, I don't know, six months. Remember, I

0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:50.680
<v Speaker 1>remember seeing you with the longer hair. I thought, what

0:59:50.720 --> 0:59:53.560
<v Speaker 1>the hell is going on here? You've always been well groomed.

0:59:54.000 --> 0:59:59.080
<v Speaker 1>What's going on with this unwashed? Yeah, you look like

0:59:59.120 --> 1:00:01.800
<v Speaker 1>a knee and with all there for a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you've gotten good reviews. That's a very popular show,

1:00:05.400 --> 1:00:09.120
<v Speaker 1>that American Crime Story. Did you get a lot? Yeah,

1:00:09.200 --> 1:00:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Ryan Ryan Murphy has got I think one more in

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<v Speaker 1>the can too. He's got the first two, like the

1:00:14.320 --> 1:00:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Versace and then the People versus O J and then

1:00:16.800 --> 1:00:19.920
<v Speaker 1>obviously this one. He's got one other one that's in progress.

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<v Speaker 1>So does this help you now that you were in

1:00:24.400 --> 1:00:26.960
<v Speaker 1>that show and that shows a popular show, So that'll

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<v Speaker 1>help you get other gigs? Is that how it works?

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<v Speaker 1>So it doesn't really matter, I hope. So. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I've had I've had other auditions with him or for

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:38.080
<v Speaker 1>his projects. Um so at least it keeps me kind

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<v Speaker 1>of in the pipeline, per se. I don't know. Barry writes,

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<v Speaker 1>also he says he writes and says, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>agree with Chris from Houston. Something is definitely up with

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<v Speaker 1>your microphone. It sounds hollow, but only at the beginning

1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:58.400
<v Speaker 1>of you speaking. It's very strange. Yeah, I don't know.

1:00:59.200 --> 1:01:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a four hundred dollar microphone. I have. I

1:01:02.160 --> 1:01:08.080
<v Speaker 1>spent a ship ton of of money to build out

1:01:08.080 --> 1:01:11.680
<v Speaker 1>the podcast studio. I had a professional radio engineer, Jake Warner,

1:01:12.040 --> 1:01:14.480
<v Speaker 1>who's the engineer for the Los Angeles Clippers and the

1:01:14.600 --> 1:01:17.800
<v Speaker 1>l A. King's former engineer for the Los Angeles Dodgers,

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<v Speaker 1>former Stay Away with Jake, engineer on the Ben Maller Show,

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<v Speaker 1>who works for podcast one in here putting this together.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's nothing else I can do. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>have pulled out, I spent up. I pulled out my wallet,

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<v Speaker 1>I dusted off my wallet. I got all the right cables,

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<v Speaker 1>I got everything connected where it needs to be, and

1:01:37.240 --> 1:01:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm using the same microphones that the top broadcasters used.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing more I can do. So we'll do a

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<v Speaker 1>few more because I know you've gotta run gascon greg

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<v Speaker 1>from West st Paul says, Ben and David, what was

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<v Speaker 1>the first movie you went to as a kid, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one I remember was being online for I

1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:04.640
<v Speaker 1>think it was The Empire Strikes Back. Uh. And I

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<v Speaker 1>also remember seeing the Muppet movies when I'm old though,

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<v Speaker 1>guest guy, what about you? Wait? So, did you see

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<v Speaker 1>those at home? Or did you see those in the theater? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>In the theater? No? My mom, My mom was the

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<v Speaker 1>coolest mom. And I always tell you know, guys and

1:02:18.760 --> 1:02:22.400
<v Speaker 1>gals with kids, you know, I don't remember much about

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<v Speaker 1>my youth. There's a few things. You get old, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember a lot of stuff. But I remember how

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<v Speaker 1>cool it was my mom pulled me out of school

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<v Speaker 1>to see the thing. It was The Empire Strikes Back,

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<v Speaker 1>And we waited online, got the big bucket of popcorn

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<v Speaker 1>and candy and all that, And I just remember how

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<v Speaker 1>cool that was that she was willing to take us

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<v Speaker 1>out of school and have a day with us to

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<v Speaker 1>watch that movie because she knew we were into it.

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<v Speaker 1>My parents, my my parents were really strict back then. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so I couldn't see any kind of R rated movies

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<v Speaker 1>except one day my my Godma there who's my mom's

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<v Speaker 1>twin sister, snuck me out of the house and she

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<v Speaker 1>brought me to go see Terminator. Two. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>the first, and it was so good. Man, I'll never

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<v Speaker 1>forget about the first movie I ever saw and that

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<v Speaker 1>I loved that I could recall was first Bieler's Day Off.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was. That was a very good movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that. That's I think that's still kinda stands up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's scene at Wrigley Field. That was awesome. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so good. It's so good. But yeah, Term Martor two

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<v Speaker 1>was great. I think that movie is timeless too. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it stands up as well. Yeah, that's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. J Bone from Portland, Maine, it's been I

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<v Speaker 1>love your vocabulary worth Thank you, Jy Bone. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>email me or can you not email me? But can

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<v Speaker 1>you email my old teachers at Northwood Elementary School and

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<v Speaker 1>where else? Uh? Uh? Sierra Vista and some other places

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<v Speaker 1>I went there because they if they knew that I

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<v Speaker 1>was using big words, uh, they would they would be gobsmacked,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely gobsmacked. But J Bone says, I use red herring,

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<v Speaker 1>weasel word, third wheel and others when I am debating someone,

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know something with my my lovely girlfriend. J

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<v Speaker 1>Bone says, it has been great. She has no idea

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm getting this from, and it has been a

1:04:24.600 --> 1:04:29.560
<v Speaker 1>game changer. I find myself winning sometimes other than on

1:04:29.680 --> 1:04:33.760
<v Speaker 1>air disagreements. Do you find yourself using these? Keep them

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<v Speaker 1>coming only occasionally, j Bone. I'll tell you why, because

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<v Speaker 1>I have noticed when I get into a disagreement. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't disagree with my wife on much, but every once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while any relationship, there's gonna be occasional disagreements,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'll start using some of that stuff. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say that's a red herring that has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with what we're talking about, and she'll get piste and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and that'll make things worse. So I have to be

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<v Speaker 1>selective in that those things you really work better when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just debating a sports issue then something more serious.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do use a lot of that stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you need I feel like you should amplify

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<v Speaker 1>your use of of Latin. I feel like the Latin

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<v Speaker 1>is really the Latin is beautiful. Man, you want more?

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<v Speaker 1>I like pig Latin x nay on the x nay

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever I say there. I can't even get at.

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<v Speaker 1>The one I like is when the legend becomes the

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<v Speaker 1>fact the man who shot liberty valance. When the legend

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<v Speaker 1>comes the fact, you go with the legend. I had

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<v Speaker 1>not seen that until my dad showed me that scene.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great scene, right, I was like, I heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>I read that. Yeah, that is outstanding. That sums up life,

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<v Speaker 1>That sums up all of life. A lot of what

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<v Speaker 1>we repeat is bullshit. But when the legend becomes the fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you go with the legend, and people just keep repeating bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens. Greg and Iowa write, since this we're

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<v Speaker 1>both you and Gascon, gas Can Gagon or whoever is

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<v Speaker 1>working with you this weekend, Ben, what are your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>on your buddy William Shatton are going into space? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to travel to space? Well, somebody paid for

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<v Speaker 1>me to travel to space, paid my way. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it would be amazing to see what's out there, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a whole lot enough that at least what we

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<v Speaker 1>can see. And I'm happy for William Shatner, he's ninety

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<v Speaker 1>years old. It's one of the great accomplishments of my career. Guestcon,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never won an award, never been recognized really for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't make a top twenty list on a Consultant's

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<v Speaker 1>list last year for broadcasters. Yeah, you could say that,

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<v Speaker 1>but whatever. I'm happy to be on there. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I ended up on that list, but uh,

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<v Speaker 1>William Shatner, the Mallard Militia, the upstart Mallar Militia beating

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<v Speaker 1>the Trek eas amazing. We lost a lot of good

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<v Speaker 1>Foot soldiers in that battle. We had a cyber warfare situation,

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<v Speaker 1>the Mallard Militia versus the Trek E's and Bill Shatner,

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<v Speaker 1>and we won. William Shatterer had blocked me, He blocked

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<v Speaker 1>everyone on the show. Somebody paid hundreds of dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Shatner to unblock me. And it was a trekky.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a Star Trek It wasn't a Mallar Militia person.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a Star Trek fan that doesn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>the show, but was so upset with the Mallar Militia

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<v Speaker 1>fighting with the Trek E's he paid the bounty and

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<v Speaker 1>William Shatner unblocked me. So luck man at Night he's

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<v Speaker 1>the older How crazy is that guestcon Like, who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>break that record? He's gonna be ninety years old in

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<v Speaker 1>space here he really will be Captain kirk Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>James Tiberius kirk Good for him. Is he gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>one of his horses up there? He loves horse. Terry

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<v Speaker 1>in England says, hey, Ben, can you tell us the

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<v Speaker 1>timing of the radio show podcast being posted? Sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>are not available for four or five hours after the

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<v Speaker 1>show ends. That's a terry in England. You really have

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<v Speaker 1>to check with the coop the loop. Typically Justin does

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<v Speaker 1>it right away after the show, and when he's not there,

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<v Speaker 1>we will have others. Occasionally I will tell you, Terry,

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<v Speaker 1>with the I Heart app, it's down for maintenance from

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<v Speaker 1>time to time and nothing can be posted. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's at the corporate level and there's nothing we can

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<v Speaker 1>do about that. And that has happened multiple times over

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<v Speaker 1>the years, and every single time, Guest gone, I wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter is ripping me, Email is ripping me. Hey, asshole,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the podcast? Fuck you? And I have nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with any of that. Yeah, And then certain days

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get a text message from you passing the buck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, uh, We've not had too many problems recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you out of time? Guest? Can? I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep you a few if you got a get

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<v Speaker 1>a run of you have time for a few more.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do a couple more? Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>do a couple more. I spent like an hour. We

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<v Speaker 1>spent hour on a food court. So I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>know the alienal Piner eight pages. I know. I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is I thought Springfield, you know, kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>small smaller city, midsize city in Massachusetts. They just have

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<v Speaker 1>one page. But no, they had eight pages of food. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to fly back and hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre and you know, Alfhi alienal Piner and wander around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. I can go look at the Pro Basketball

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of Fame where Mffett McGraw is inshriuged. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>hell of a way to breaker fast. Oh god, And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's gonna happen here? Gah, I have I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on a seventy two hour fast. Okay, seventy two hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me check my phone. I'm gonna go to the

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<v Speaker 1>phone right now. Hold a second, I'm going on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in the bag. If they see that as playing, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I turned the phone on that plate right away.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Ohio, all it's it was on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me check. What do you what do you think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at right now as I'm doing this, I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>seventy one hours and fifty five minutes, so I'm five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes away from at the seventy two hour three day fast.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see that, guess put that up to the

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<v Speaker 1>camera there. That's kind of cool. Yeah, so I've got

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<v Speaker 1>get another five minutes so that means I can eat

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<v Speaker 1>like a freaking pig all weekend. Right, I might have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Raising Caines. Our kitchen's not done. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was gonna be done. It was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be done. It's not done. Still, it's not that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pissed about that. Kevin and Kansas unless I am Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas right since says hey, Ben and David, with

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween coming soon, at what age did you both stop

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<v Speaker 1>tricker treaty and what was your favorite treat or treats?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember the exact age. I was like, let

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<v Speaker 1>junior high, right around junior high when you just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and hang out and destroy pumpkins with

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<v Speaker 1>your friends. Around that age, you're a total asshole. And

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<v Speaker 1>then other than that, my favorite go to candy. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was a fat kid were Baby Ruth and Butterfinger

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<v Speaker 1>with a Snickers. Those are the big three. And then

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<v Speaker 1>as I grew I'm matured and I love the Reese's Peanut,

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<v Speaker 1>butter Cup and the Peanut eminem Ye, what about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right there with you, the Reese's Pieces, Twigs, kit

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<v Speaker 1>Kat and of course Eminem's. Yeah. The great thing about

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<v Speaker 1>the hallow and seven seven grand seven grounds good too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not bad. The cool thing about Halloween when you

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<v Speaker 1>pill up, when you fill up your pillow case, you

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<v Speaker 1>get a little bit everything. It's a medleaf in the mouth, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's get a little bit of this, a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of that. You mix in some hard candy as well.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom would never let me have the lollipops though

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<v Speaker 1>she was convinced she watched the TV news that somebody

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<v Speaker 1>put a razor blade or poisoned the lolly. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what what I would do is I'd start the trigger

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<v Speaker 1>cheating at my grandmother's house. And before we left, she

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<v Speaker 1>actually gave us um carmel covered apples with nuts on him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and those were always Yeah, that's a good start. My mom.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the great moms of all time. What she

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<v Speaker 1>did for me every year, even when I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was in an old fart, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in my thirties, and she knew I loved

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Ruth and Butterfinger, so she'd be at the store.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd buy a bag of Baby Hooth and Butterfinger. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'd always get Fatty again around Halloween because my mom

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<v Speaker 1>would hook me up with these bags, you know, every year.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't remember the last time I had a

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Ruth or a Butterfinger. She passed away a few

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. I mean, every year, even after I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of moved on to other candy. My mom knew that

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<v Speaker 1>Fat Benny loved Baby Ruth in butterfinger, you'd still buy

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<v Speaker 1>me that. It was really cool. Nestly Crunch too. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I left out in Nestly cry And that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. Nestle Crunch is a good one. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's can't miss. Nestley Crunch cannot What about like

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<v Speaker 1>the hard candy, like the lemon the lemon ones, lemon

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<v Speaker 1>drops not bad. My wife loves the sour patch is

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<v Speaker 1>that what they call? Yeah, she likes those. She loves

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<v Speaker 1>gummy worms. Gummy worms are solid. We have a little

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<v Speaker 1>in the pantry when you come to the Mattler Mansion

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<v Speaker 1>guestcount if it ever gets done. Here we have my section,

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<v Speaker 1>which is mostly the chocolate. I like when I cheat,

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<v Speaker 1>I like to have my chocolate. I like the chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>covered um what was it? Almonds? I love those peanut

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<v Speaker 1>Eminem's got some of that stuff. But then my wife's

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<v Speaker 1>section is the gummy worms, the you know that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. So she's got olive her candy right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ricardo from Fresno says, I think this is where we've

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<v Speaker 1>had Also, he says, Ben and Coast, if you could

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<v Speaker 1>move anywhere, where would you moved? We we get that

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<v Speaker 1>question a lot. Yeah, yeah, I think we've already answered

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<v Speaker 1>that a bunch. Why don't we leave on this question

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<v Speaker 1>from r J says, with the holidays coming up, what

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<v Speaker 1>are your favorite meals to eat during the holidays that

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking forward to? This is an obvious one, what

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<v Speaker 1>especially during Thanksgiving since we're kind of next to it.

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<v Speaker 1>They go to whether you're having turkey or ham as,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to make it into a sandwich with Hawaiian

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<v Speaker 1>bread kings. Hawaiian is clutch. Yeah, you know, I really

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done Thanksgiving in the last you know, decade, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>since the since the mom passed away. I really haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll visit occasionally thanks even, but I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>traditional Thanksgiving because I usually work on Thanksgiving. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>she works at the police station, so she's working, so

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<v Speaker 1>we usually work. We don't really have it, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. I don't even really like turkey all that

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<v Speaker 1>much on Thanksgiving. The next couple of days, Oh cold

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<v Speaker 1>turkey sandwich, mayonnaise slopped all over whatever topping you want

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<v Speaker 1>to put, honey mustard. Sometimes I'll put that on top

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<v Speaker 1>bag of fried doos or some kind of potato chip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, man, I'm hungry. Yeah. Other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>there was some traditional Hanaka food that again a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff I haven't had, like, so I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat it. So like lacas, which are just fried potatoes,

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<v Speaker 1>and the jelly donuts, which are always big. I love

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<v Speaker 1>a good jelly donut. That kind of stuff. Which is

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<v Speaker 1>the reason you love those things, right is you? They

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<v Speaker 1>you flash back to your youth, right, you flashback to

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<v Speaker 1>when you were a kid having that kind of stuff. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>anything to promote, guessco on anything at all you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to promote here? No, I mean unless you want to

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<v Speaker 1>promote the the audio book that I sent you via

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<v Speaker 1>text message. That would be, That would be would be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not been looking at my audiobook here their text messages.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what is this? What is this? What? Vernon news? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Mountain Vernon news out of Ohio? What's up? It? Says?

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Vernon resident Jared McCann, in collaboration with Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>broadcaster David Gascon, recently released his second audio book, The

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<v Speaker 1>Dead Will Rise? What is this? Gascon? That's good? Look

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<v Speaker 1>your photos in here? That's from the YouTube. Who is am?

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<v Speaker 1>I know who Jared McCann is. He's he's just an author. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just an author from a small town in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>And how does one do this? How do you end

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<v Speaker 1>up doing an audio book for ace an author from Ohio? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I auditioned for his first book on on audible through

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<v Speaker 1>UH through Amazon, and he likes he like it, says

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<v Speaker 1>The Dead Will Rise audiobook is available now through Audible,

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon and iTunes. How much does that cost? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>know certain women who are your your fan girls. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure they will buy the audio book. That's like Gascon

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<v Speaker 1>Voice porn to have you an audio book The Dead

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<v Speaker 1>Will Ride. Oh my god, that's craziness. That's pretty awesome. Man. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good question. I don't know. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>on there, but I put a coupon code on my

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram account at Dave Gascon. But I mean it's not expensive, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because he handles obviously all the royalties and that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>because it's it's his audio book. So um, you can

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<v Speaker 1>shaped flat fees and things like that. And uh and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Who cares. Money is not an option? We're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to something as juicy as that. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to sign up for Audible. I think it's a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>cool service, but it's rather expensive. I didn't realize how

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<v Speaker 1>expensive it was, and I'm pretty cheap, right, Well, then

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<v Speaker 1>you have to Yeah, when I signed up, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a there's a rate, but then you have to pay

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<v Speaker 1>extra for the books. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not unless they changed it. But I remember reading

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like the way it works, you sign up,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a monthly fee, and you sign up and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to purchase the books also, so yeah, unless they

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<v Speaker 1>changed it. This was a while back, so maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>changed it, but I swear I remember. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do it, because I'm like, well, pay a flat fee.

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<v Speaker 1>I should be able to get what any any book

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<v Speaker 1>I want from any genre and I can have multiple

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<v Speaker 1>books on my phone at the same time. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weak. If I if I write a book, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and some people have been talking to me about writing

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<v Speaker 1>a book about my radio career. If I write a book,

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<v Speaker 1>do I have to do the audio books? Some people

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<v Speaker 1>said I should have Marcel and Brooklyn duty. We're hollering

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<v Speaker 1>James to the audio books. Oh man, it's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not. Marcel is fascinated to me. I know he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a few issues. I love that he's part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. We treat everyone, whether you've got issues or not.

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<v Speaker 1>We treat you all the same. We goofon you, we

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<v Speaker 1>bust your balls. And Marcel loves being on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>The other night though on Friday, right, he's morning. When

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<v Speaker 1>I asked him a question, his answer about the Mallard

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<v Speaker 1>The Mallard, what's the name of the podcast? The spinoff?

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<v Speaker 1>You've been Have you been on that Roxanne. It's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's it coffeem begetting the name again? It's not is

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<v Speaker 1>it Mallard Time or Mallard Town, Mallar Town, right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>with our friend from Australia, the Ausi guy and Queen Roxanne,

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<v Speaker 1>and they have I have no skin in the game.

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<v Speaker 1>You people have told me I need money from Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I'm sure that they're doing well. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>they're promoting the show the way I look at it

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<v Speaker 1>until my corporate overloads and not as I told. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe it was our friend the Ozzi guys said, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with it. Sometimes the people at the company

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<v Speaker 1>get upset about this stuff, but they're not using the

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<v Speaker 1>company logo. They're just using my name, and I'm for now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm fine with it. So now if they start

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<v Speaker 1>getting they start making more money than we're making, guestcount,

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<v Speaker 1>I might have a problem with it. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a labor of love. I think they're just doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fans of the show, Queen Rocksann and and they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're just going for it. So I think that's that's it. Anyway, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and catch me tonight. I'll be back after that Big

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<v Speaker 1>Bills Chiefs game eleven PM Sunday night in the West,

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<v Speaker 1>three A, three am, two am. What am I doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Two am in the East. Holy crap, I've gotten no

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<v Speaker 1>sleep to the last couple of days. Not that I'm complaining,

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I'm complaining, But we will be back in

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<v Speaker 1>the Magic Radio box. And I thank you guests for

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<v Speaker 1>for showing up to the Sunday mail bag. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you you made it to Sunday. Now will be next weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you be on all three? How's this gonna work

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<v Speaker 1>next weekend? Do we know? It's a good question. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. To be continued alright, anyway, have a great

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<v Speaker 1>weekend what left of it? And that we'll catch you there.