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Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhares

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Speaker 1: we are back at it on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,

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Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour. We thank you for supporting the show

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Speaker 1: and our advertisers, and some of you guys have been

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Speaker 1: complaining and belly aching because we have a lot of commercials.

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Speaker 1: That's a good thing. That's a good thing. No, you

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Speaker 1: should not be complaining about that. You should say, I

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Speaker 1: not gonna say how to do this, but there are

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Speaker 1: know how, I forget how that works, but there is

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. Now, on Friday, we had the Man,

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Speaker 1: large majority of businesses. Yeah. Well, you're living west of

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Speaker 1: I don't get carried away here gas come. But you

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Speaker 1: It's it's stunning how that works. Is there is there

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Speaker 1: Pierre in Springfield, Mass says, Uh, we're Troy the gambling

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Speaker 1: out he's down almost forty pounds since May, and he says,

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Speaker 1: I was wondering what would have what would my life

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Speaker 1: A shrimp mac and cheese if you're into that. There's

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Speaker 1: The Big Cahunas Creek and veggie euros salad forget that.

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Speaker 1: Who goes to a state fair and eats salad? Chicken?

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Speaker 1: They have London broyal sandwiches. I might try one of

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Speaker 1: West Springfield Lions Club. Yes, and you get your burgers,

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Speaker 1: can do Van Eyes? What about the valley like Santa Clarita.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This. There's a fair amount of money

423
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: in Santa Clarita, though, Yeah, how about the high desert

424
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Speaker 1: in Land Chacter Palm Dale. Out in the high desert,

425
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: we spend so much money driving out there. That would

426
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Speaker 1: be bad. It's just very tempting though, you know it

427
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: would be a good spot. Actually, you know, this would

428
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: be a great spot. I'm or you remember this. But

429
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: San Clemente their main street on Sundays, they actually close

430
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: off for drivers, Like they have all these vendors that

431
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: are out in the middle of the street selling stuff. See,

432
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Speaker 1: I don't think you could do that. I think what

433
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 1: you'd have to do is rent out a warehouse. Like

434
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: but there's so much stuff you'd have to actually rent

435
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Speaker 1: out a warehouse. Plus you've got to make your money back.

436
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: I wonder what the And maybe Blake, you can tell

437
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: us in the next your next email. I do appreciate it,

438
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: give us the infro. But how many items does one

439
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: have to sell? And what's the mathematical equation? If the

440
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: truck costs twenty dollars to buy, and I don't know

441
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: how many items you can fit in an eighteen wheeler,

442
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: what's the math on that? So it obviously sounds like

443
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: it works out, but I'd be curious how many, because

444
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: what if the weather is bad, whether there's a big

445
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: storm or something, and you can't say anything, you're stuck with.

446
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: I guess you can always wait to the to the

447
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: next week and and do it that all right? Good

448
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: good email, Blake. Next one comes from Steve in North AUGUSTUS,

449
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: real quick for Blake. For Blake. I didn't get the

450
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: hats he set. I didn't either, uh, and I asked Coop.

451
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: I was in the studio. I picked up the mail

452
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: this week. I want to thank bread Man. I want

453
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: to thank Adrian, our friend from Denver. Adrian, to answer you,

454
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: only one of the hats you sent fits. I have

455
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: a very large head, and so if if you think

456
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: it's gonna be too small, it probably will be. But

457
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: one of them I did squeeze into and I will

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00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: wear at some point here. And bread Man, thank you

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00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: for the hat. But I did not get the hats

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00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: from Blake. I don't know if you sent them to

461
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: our plass. I went in the mail room at the

462
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: Premier Network's Gascon. I was trying to find in the

463
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: hats Blake, because Blake not only sent you and I hats.

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00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: He sent Coop hats Eddie. I mean he took care

465
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Speaker 1: of all of us. He one of those Amazon trucks

466
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Speaker 1: he has stash or maybe it was an Amazon truck,

467
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: but he has stash of Negro League hats. So he

468
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: was very kind and I I did not see. I

469
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: went through the entire mail room. There's mail for Clay Travis,

470
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: help Rush Limbaugh, who's unfortunately been dead for many months.

471
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: There was a pile of mail for Rush. Now who

472
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: who's sending Rush mail? Did they not get the message

473
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: that Rush unfortunately had to check out and he's in

474
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: radio heaven right now. I don't get it. But but anyway,

475
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: I went through all of that and I did not

476
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: find any box in the Premier Networks studios there that

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00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: that had my name on it, or Coop's name, or

478
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: your name, or Eddie's name, or Roberto's name or any

479
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: of us. So I'm sorry, but I maybe you can

480
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: double check. Maybe you send it the wrong place, maybe

481
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: it'll be returned to you anyway. Steve in North Augusta,

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00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: South Carolina, just across from the Savannah River from a

483
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: ust to Georgia, says, I have been a long time

484
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: listening to your radio show thinking and your podcast, because

485
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I usually lay awake at night from about two AM

486
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: to five am, unable to sleep. Well, that's bad for

487
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: you and good for us. Steve, that's bad for you

488
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: and good for us. I believe that is known as insomnia.

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00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: Is that isn't I correct on that? That's something I

490
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: think anxiety exactly, he says. I enjoy your weekend podcast

491
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: very much and tune them in when I walk the dogs?

492
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: Who let the dogs out? Steve in North Augusta, South Carolina?

493
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: Let the dogs out? He says. I have a few

494
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: questions for you. Number one. Number one, he says, when

495
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: and how did you develop the hook of using three

496
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: unrelated points to introduce your monologues. It's a gimmick, but

497
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: it gets me every time. It gets me thinking, how

498
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: is he going to link these three items? I am

499
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: not aware of anyone else who uses that technique. All right, so, Steve,

500
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: that only started a couple of years ago, and I've

501
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: always tried, even though it sounds like it's the same

502
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: show every night, I've always tried to experiment with different things.

503
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: And usually when I try new things, it's a disaster.

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00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, how many years you've been listening, you said,

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00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: you're a long time listener, Steve. Do you remember when

506
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: I did the spelling be I had this great idea

507
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: we were gonna do a spelling bee, and then I

508
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: learned that the average call it to sports talk radio

509
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: cannot even spell it. You know, if I said what

510
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: spell it, they would not You'd spot on the eye

511
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't be able to spell it. So it

512
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: was a disaster. And in my head that would have

513
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: been a great bit. But the three things deal popped

514
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: up randomly and I got a lot of good feedback

515
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: on it, and people seem to like it, and so

516
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: then I started doing it more, and now it's the

517
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: only thing that I do like if I and occasionally

518
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: I will do a monologue where I don't do it,

519
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: and then people will inevitably complain and say, why didn't

520
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: you do it? Why did you change your way? You know,

521
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: so I I now I'm kind of forced to do

522
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: it that way. But sometimes I'll roll in and I'll

523
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: just you know, I usually jot down a few notes

524
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: before monologue, but sometimes I'll just let it rip without,

525
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: you know, I just have nothing, and then people will

526
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: get upset, so you can't win, guest, can you can't?

527
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: When He also says Steven North Augustin, he says, were

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00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: there any techniques you were taught to avoid the ers

529
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: and oz and uz while on the radio? For most people,

530
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: including myself, when you stick a microphone or camera in

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00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: front of you and your brain goes blank and you

532
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: fill the airwaves with er, uh and uh or ah

533
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: and uh. You see, I just did it. Here's the

534
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: thing I would say, Steve. I do say uh er,

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Speaker 1: and I try not to do it as much, and

536
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: I've been pretty good about limiting it. But it's just

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00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: part of human conversation to say those things. And it's

538
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours and hours of being on

539
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: a on a microphone. So it's ten thousand hours and

540
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: then some and you master something and you go on

541
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: on your way. Try anyway exactly. He also says, when

542
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: you have on air disputes with guests and staff wreck it,

543
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: Ralph comes to mind, are those real or just a gimmick?

544
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: Don't those victims complain to management? Well, here's how I

545
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: will answer that they are real. Nine of the time.

546
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: They are really. Now wreck it, Ralph and I go

547
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,479
Speaker 1: way back to San Diego. We worked together when I

548
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: was first starting out in Radio wreck It Ralph was

549
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: starting out. We're around the same age, so we have

550
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: many of the same stories. We met many of the

551
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: same people in our San Diego radio days. Ralph stayed

552
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: in San Diego much longer than I did. Typically, I

553
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: love Ralph, but when I hang out with Ralph, he

554
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: tells me the same eight stories every time, which annoyed me.

555
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: Uh And so I like to bust Ralph's balls because

556
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: Ralph also gets annoyed. It's legitimate annoyance. He does get annoyed.

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00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: The time that he got upset with Justin and Cincinnati

558
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: and became a rhino Gascon and stormed into the studio

559
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: and tried to hang up on everyone was one of

560
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: the funniest nights on the show, and that was legitimate hate.

561
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: And some of the other beefs we've had have also

562
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: been been real. They've been authentic. I don't I don't

563
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: like to to pretend on that stuff, but normally what

564
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: happens men being men, guys being guys, and we have

565
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: an old school philosophy on the show Gascon that we

566
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: bust each other's balls. But then at the end of

567
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: the show, we move on and we don't let things linger.

568
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: And that's an important thing. And you can't let stuff

569
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: if you have you fight during the radio show. There's

570
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: an new day tomorrow, and you don't fight the next day. Yeah,

571
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: there are people I have worked for people that would

572
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: have things linger. No, you just once you go to bed,

573
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: it's a new day. Bygones are bygones. You get a

574
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: fresh start. That's how I try to follow. That's the

575
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: mantra I try to follow. Steve also says, I know

576
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Speaker 1: you'd like to make fun of golf, but if you

577
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: ever want, how about this one? He says, if you

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00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: ever want to go to the Master's golf tournament the

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00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: first full week in April in Augusta, Georgia, Steve says

580
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: he'll hook us up. Yeah, he says, I usually have

581
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: tickets and can give you a place to stay. Even

582
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: let this. A pass to the Master's cost about five

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00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Getting a room during the Master's Week is

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00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: about five a night at a mid value hotel. Can

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00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: you imagine the damage will do an Augusta with all

586
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: that fried food in Georgia and it's all dirt cheap

587
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 1: it's cheap, Steve. Is that the way this email reads, Steve,

588
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, I'll take care of you. You don't

589
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: have to spend the five thousand dollars. Am I am?

590
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: I reading this correctly here at Gascon. That's what it

591
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: was like. If it's free for me, if all I

592
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: have to do is pay for the travel, my god,

593
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: that is a tempting off. That's one of those things

594
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: you got to do as a sports fan, just to

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00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: do it right. Like even if you're not like a

596
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: NASCAR fan or an indiecr fan, you have to go

597
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: to Indianapolis. You have to go to Daytona. Yeah, like

598
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: you have to you have to do that. Um yeah,

599
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: I goof about the Masters, but every year I do

600
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: at least a couple of Masters monologue. So it's you know,

601
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: it's a love hate double edged sword situation. Right, we'll see.

602
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: That's a very generous offer. And why don't you send

603
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: me a follow up and you know, let me know

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00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: the details on this, and I know Gascon, you're you're

605
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: very excited about this year. Very interesting. That's a bucket

606
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: list thing that that is, like you just said that,

607
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: like those are are specific sports moments that you can't

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00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: pass up. Absolutely, I would I would consider consider doing that.

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00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: Isn't that final four weekend though? That doesn't matter, right,

610
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: I can So if you get a if you get

611
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: a round trip ticket from Los Angeles to Augusta just now,

612
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: like looking at flights now, like in the near future,

613
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: it's it's about three change. But obviously this is you're

614
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: flying to Atlanta. Wouldn't it be cheaper than just drive

615
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: to Augusta? Maybe? But I mean, well, no to seventy

616
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: six to seventies six round trip ATLA to Augusta, that's

617
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: not bad. No. I was going to fly to Wisconsin.

618
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: The Rams play the Packers on Thanksgiving weekend and my brother.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna surprise my brother and visit him in Appleton, Wisconsin.

620
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: And I looked up the plane fare and they jack

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Speaker 1: up the prices. I can go to Appleton or fly

622
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: into Milwaukee dirt cheap most of the year because who

623
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: the hell wants to, you know, fly into Appleton, Wisconsin. Ever,

624
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: but Thanksgiving weekend, man, they jacked up the rates and

625
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: that Sunday, Sunday Monday flight back, I'd have to fly

626
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: back Monday because the Rams played the Pactors on that Sunday.

627
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Think that Thanksgiving weekend Sunday is insane. And then I

628
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'll fly into Chicago and I'll just

629
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: drive up. It's a few hours up to Appleton. I'll

630
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: drive up to Chicago from Chicago. And that was insane. So, oh, Matt,

631
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Speaker 1: you just said that. And I looked at the dates

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Speaker 1: for the Masters. What do you think the prices for

633
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: a flight l A to Augusta? From Los Angeles to

634
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: Augusta on Delta Airlines, what do you think the price

635
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: is for a ticket round trip? So round trip? Yes,

636
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: you're close. It's a thousand and fifty eight. Oh oh

637
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: my god? How much is it to fly to Atlanta? Though?

638
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: Can you check that out right now? Because you could,

639
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: you could do, and I don't have a map here.

640
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, and maybe I'm wrong. George is

641
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: a rather big state. But Augusta, Georgia, is there a

642
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: Maybe you could fly into somewhere in South Carolina, but

643
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: I assume all the airports around there because people are

644
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: like us, and they realize, they wait a minute, let's

645
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: fly someone else and save a couple of bucks. And

646
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: so I'm sure they jack up the rates through Red

647
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: Eye to Atlanta. Okay, well you just save a lot

648
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: of but then you gotta rent a car and you

649
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: gotta drive all over the back road swamp land if

650
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: you will. Um, I mean Augusta, Georgia. The next you

651
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: could you could do Columbia, South Carolina. Oh yeah, that's

652
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: actually that's the closest actually city, I would say, I

653
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: think it's looking at the map here two from Atlanta. Yeah,

654
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: you take I twenty. You take I twenty from Columbia

655
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: and you go down and you're good to go. And

656
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: oh my, you know what, my niece I wish you.

657
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: She's not really big sports fan. Though she's in Charleston.

658
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: Charleston's real close to Augusta. So here's the move. Here's

659
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: how I sell the move, guest guy to go to Augusta.

660
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, my niece has been in college for

661
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: a couple of years. I haven't seen her in a

662
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: long time. Why don't I go to Charleston and then

663
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: I'll stay an extra couple of days and go to Augustin. Bam.

664
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Speaker 1: That's that's a that doesn't look that bad. All those

665
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: there's not really a direct a direct trip you've got

666
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: to take a back road. I guess I twenty six

667
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: you could take across and then you gotta cut over

668
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 1: through what looks like pretty much hillbilly land, and then

669
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: you you cut around and then you get to Augusta

670
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: and flights to Charleston are like four sixty. Oh yeah,

671
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,479
Speaker 1: all right, all right, forget it not. I will consider that.

672
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: That's you know, that's that's a very nice offer. That's

673
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: a very kind offer from our buddy there, Steve. Thank

674
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: you for listening to the podcast. Next up, Fred in Spring, Texas.

675
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: Right since this, do you really think that being an

676
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: overnight host put you at the bottom of the barrel.

677
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: If so, what would be your next step up the ladder? Yes, Fred, uh,

678
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: some of that is tongue in cheek, But in the

679
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: radio business, the way it works, there's a a totem pole,

680
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: like an in any business, there's a list of power list.

681
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: The way our business works. If you're on the radio

682
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: from six am to six pm, that matters. You're it's

683
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: a big day part and that's where they value it

684
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: the most. Anything after six pm before six am you

685
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: are looked down upon. It's just the way the business works.

686
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: The morning and afternoon drive are the most important, and

687
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: that's just because of human nature. People listen to the

688
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: radio more on their way to work, on their way

689
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: home from work, stuck in traffic, and I have a

690
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: more difficult road anybody on the radio after six pm

691
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: to six am, because you have to get people to

692
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: listen when they're at work or listen while they're you know,

693
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: we're you know doing you know, I can't sleep like

694
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: our friend we just talked about Stephen North Augustine, South Carolina,

695
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: and he's got to listen because he's got insomnia. So

696
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: you're it's a smaller pool to pick from. So but

697
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: the next step. I I love doing the overnight show.

698
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: I would also love a big fat paycheck, so at

699
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: some point I would give it a shot. I think

700
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: I could do a decent morning show for that money.

701
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: I wish it was like the police department or a

702
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: city job. You know how they do it where you

703
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: work your entire career, and then a lot of places.

704
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: It's like where my wife works at the police station.

705
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: Whatever your highest salary is, they pay you that the

706
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: rest of your your career. You know, when you retire,

707
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: your passion you're based on your house. Sorry, yeah, you're teared.

708
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: You're you're teared on a percentage based on your salary. Yeah,

709
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: you're no. Uh uh we we definitely don't. We we don't.

710
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: We don't believe in that. Uh. The powers that be

711
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: have decided to know. Jennifer in Richmond, Virginia says, Hi,

712
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 1: Ben and David, this is an important, dramatic question. Are

713
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: you excitedly counting down to the eleventh season premier of

714
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: Curb Your Enthusiasm October? I cannot wait, he says, Other

715
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: than Larry David, who makes you laugh the most? And

716
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: she says, you make make me laugh every day. Well,

717
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: thank you very kind, Jennifer. I love Curb your Enthusiasm.

718
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: As you know, Jennifer, it is my favorite show. I

719
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: generally do not like sitcoms or that type of programming.

720
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a I'm a dumbass. I like serious stuff.

721
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: I like documentaries things like that. But Curb Your Enthusiasm

722
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: is a guilty pleasure. And I'm pretty lucky because my

723
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 1: brother in law works on the show behind the scenes.

724
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: He's on the crew, and I always ask him, I

725
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: give me inside information, you know, and he he won't

726
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: really say much. He'll tell me occasionally where he has

727
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: to go because he has to make all the sets.

728
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: Like was it last year or the year before they

729
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: made Latte Larry's that fake coffee shop, and so they

730
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: went out to a coffee shop. They went to a

731
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: strip mall in the San Fernando Valley, guesscon and they

732
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: had to set the whole coffee shop up a working

733
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: coffee shop. And he's on the crew that does that

734
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: that they make the signs and everything, they have to

735
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: put it up, and and then they burned the whole

736
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: thing down, the dramatic ending of that. And so he

737
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: he does that kind of stuff. So he'll he'll send me,

738
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: you know, little clues. But I am so And it's

739
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: the guy that I get a kick out of, is well, Susie.

740
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: I love the woman that screams for fanit. He gets

741
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: very upset at at Larry. I've known some some women

742
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: like that. Uh And and Jeff Garland, the fat guy,

743
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: My hero actually saw Jeff Garland do stand up in Burbank.

744
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: He does every Sunday. I think he moved to Hollywood

745
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: now but he and I have no idea what COVID

746
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: what's going on, But he would do a stand up

747
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: comedy routine every Sunday night. He'd come in at like

748
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: eight o'clock and do half an hour set. And I

749
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: believe he still does, and he does all's on two

750
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: popular shows, Curbing Enthusias and what's the one on ABC

751
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: he's on, Oh, I gotta look that up. Um, I don't,

752
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: I don't remember, I don't want, I don't watch it.

753
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: But it's a popular show. I think it's the line.

754
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Cliff from Nashville rights and he says, Ben,

755
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: is it true that Gavin knew someone the U haul

756
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: Salesman of the Year award? Uh well, Gavin Newsom and

757
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: the lap dogs for the King of California who somehow

758
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: avoided being kicked out of office. Uh my goodness. But

759
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 1: Ley Elder would have been a much better governor anyway.

760
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, he will argue with the people that support him,

761
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: We'll say, well, yeah, a lot of people are leaving,

762
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: going to Arizona, going to Texas, to Tennessee, to anywhere

763
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: below the Mason Dixon line. But there's other people coming

764
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: into California, guests gond to replace them, so it doesn't matter. Yeah,

765
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: So that that's his argument. Chris and Boston writes in

766
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: he says, would you have taken the w e I

767
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: morning job if it was offered after you got the

768
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 1: guest hosting gig, Chris? I did audition. I've talked about

769
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: this a few times. I did audition for the morning

770
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: show that was back in the Kirk Minihan days. Kirk

771
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: very talented, goofy morning radio shock jot guy no longer

772
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: doing radio. He's on a podcast at Barstool. I understand.

773
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: I love w e I. I've worked there a few

774
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: times over the years remotely and been to Boston and

775
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: done shows from the studios multiple times, and I love it.

776
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,479
Speaker 1: The station has been great to me. The only reason

777
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm not on there now, but there's a couple of reasons.

778
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: The person that hired me no longer as the program

779
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: a director, but I still know a bunch of people

780
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: that worked there. And also that our show is picked

781
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: up by the Sports Hub and we the Sports Hub

782
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: has been very good and we do very well in

783
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: the Sports Hub and they're the monster station right now. Uh.

784
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: I would have. I would have likely taken the job,

785
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: but I the problem I had at the time was

786
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: I was married and I'm still married. So I had

787
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: to get approval. It's not a one man decision here.

788
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: You gotta get the wife to sign off on it.

789
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: That would be a dramatic move. If they had offered

790
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: me the job in oh nine, I would have absolutely

791
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: moved to Boston. I did some shows for Mikey Adams

792
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: back in oh nine when he was doing the nighttime show,

793
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: and if they were thinking about offering me a gig,

794
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: then if they had offered me a gig, then I

795
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: probably would still be in Boston right now, assuming I

796
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: didn't tank and nobody listened to the show and I

797
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: got whacked. This time around was a little different, but

798
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: the conversation was, if the dollar amount is what they

799
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: pay a morning and afternoon drive host in Boston, I

800
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: would have taken the job because that would have been

801
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: silly money. There would have been no reason not to

802
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: take the job. They did offer me a position there

803
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: as a as a host at night, but I make

804
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: more money doing what I'm doing now, so I stayed

805
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: where I am. But do do you have fond memories?

806
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: I did the Red Sox postgame show Gascon for eighteen

807
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: Red Sox review. They called here in l A. They

808
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: call it Dodger talk, but Red Sox review. They call

809
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: it after the these Socks games. Uh, let's see who's next,

810
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: Neil from the real Miami, says big man in Diesel

811
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 1: David Gascon speaking of Miami, have to agree with you

812
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: on the views. Oh yeah, we talked about this in

813
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: a previous podcast. You got upset with me. You gotta

814
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: remember I said these views. People pay a lot for

815
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: these views, and then after a while they just become

816
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: normal and you block them out. He says he has

817
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: lived in it for a decade. Spectacular views. He sent

818
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: a photo. I'm looking at it here, beautiful penthouse apartment

819
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: condo there in Miami. View of the ocean, downtown, South Beach,

820
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: the Bay, the Port of Miami. Seventy degree panoramic view

821
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: right across the street from the arena, the American Airlines

822
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 1: Arena where the Heat play their games. It is awesome.

823
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: That is a chamber of commerce. Photo. But Neil points

824
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: out over time the views lose their effects. He says,

825
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: do you think the same thing happens for Tom Brady

826
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: and his views? If you know what I mean, maybe

827
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: m I'm going yes, I'm gonna go yes on that.

828
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: I think that's the reason if you marry someone. I

829
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: think this works both for women and men. My theory

830
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: on this gascon is, you know, even and women will

831
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: do the same thing. Guys do they marry a guy

832
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: because they think he's good lucking or whatever. But you

833
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: gotta really have a connection otherwise because those looks are

834
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: gonna go away, and even if they don't go away,

835
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: you get used to him. Right If if you eat

836
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream every day, after a while, you know

837
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: you're okay with it, but it's you're gonna have it

838
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: or not have it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

839
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate. I like chip cookies. But if I ate

840
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: nothing but chocolate chip cookies and I didn't appreciate the

841
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: cookie and the full part of the cookie, I wouldn't really,

842
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give two rat, you know, to you know

843
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: what's about the cookie. But unfortunately I'm gonna in a

844
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: marriage where my wife is beautiful, but we have a

845
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: we have a good connection. So it's it's uh, you know,

846
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: that's why it's always important to eat mint and chocolate

847
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: chip or Rocky Road got it up a little bit,

848
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: that's right, John and Tacoma writes in Actually there was

849
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: one more from Neil. He says, I wonder if you

850
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: know why some teams go with state versus city naming,

851
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: I e. Gascon's Arizona Cardinals beat your l A Rams,

852
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: the Atlanta Hawks versus the Minnesota Vikings, who are downtown

853
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: by the way, any idea from the Wicky Mallard. Yeah,

854
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is just based on

855
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: who gave them the money, I think, am I Right?

856
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: Like Tampa Bay there is actually no Tampa Bay right

857
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: guesting on, there's Tampa and there's St. Pete. Yeah, I've

858
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: been there. I drove through there. I haven't spent a

859
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: lot of time in that area. And if you think

860
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: of the regional teams, there's North Carolina, South Carolina, there's

861
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: no Carolina. You said the Carolina is New England, encompasses

862
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: the six New England states. Yeah. I the Patriot thing,

863
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: am I? When I was doing stuff at e I,

864
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: somebody told me that the reason they were called the

865
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: New England Patriots is because they left Boston and went

866
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: to Foxboro. That's that's why they became the New England Patriots.

867
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: Nowadays they just still call him the Boston Patriots. Even

868
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: though they play like the Jets and Giants play in

869
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: New Jersey, the Rams and Chargers play in Inglewood, and

870
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: they just it doesn't matter. So uh. In Minnesota, he's

871
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: the Lakers were the Minneapolis Lakers when they played there,

872
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: weren't they? I believe they were? The Yeah? And the

873
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals When I was a kid and my my mom,

874
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: we want a family vacation to Flagstaff, Arizona, and we

875
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: were camping and my mom read in the local newspaper

876
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: at the Arizona Cardinals had the St. Louis Cardinals had

877
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: just moved to Arizona. They were having their first training camp.

878
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: Was night, I believe eight or eighty nine. I was

879
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: a kid and my mom took me out to Cardinals

880
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: training camp and Neil Lomax was the quarterback and Gene

881
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: Stallings was the coach. And it was a great story.

882
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: My mom would brag about me to her friends when

883
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: I was a little fat kid because Gene Stallings, the

884
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: head coach of the Phoenix Cardinals, pulled me aside and

885
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: and the Cardinal players were like, we gotta get this

886
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: guy on the offensive line, because kid, and it was

887
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: it was something my mom was beaming with pride about

888
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: until her you know, last days on the planet, because

889
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: I have fond memories of that was fun. And also

890
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: as a kid, we went and got gas after we

891
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: went to the Cardinal practice, and they were like two

892
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: or three Cardinal players were at the gas station. And

893
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm getting gas with

894
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: the Phoenix Cardinals. This is like an NFL player. I

895
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: was like, a cool girl. When you're a kid, You're like,

896
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe they get gas too. Anyway, John and

897
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: Tacoma rights, and he says, do either of you have

898
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: subscriptions to Instagram or Snapchat booty models? No, that's fans only.

899
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 1: Isn't that that fans only thing? Yeah? Only fans? Yeah? Yeah,

900
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: uh no, although I gotta tell you for some reason,

901
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: they must people on Instagram must know I enjoy a

902
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: nice caboose because every time I go on there to

903
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: update my Instagram page, which is not very often, the

904
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: things that pop up are boutatious gascon the but dunky

905
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: dunk is everywhere? Are there getting women on man that

906
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: don't bend over or or you know that thing women

907
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: do where they hold their feet kind of up that

908
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: women where you know what a do. I give the

909
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: ladies credit. They know all the cheat codes to make

910
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: them look even better. Good job by them, push up

911
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: bras the accentuation. But yeah, they got at all a

912
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: lot of deception Gascon. There's a lot of deception. Yeah.

913
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: Dave it our buddy from Simpsonville, South Carolina. He's been

914
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: a great hat benefactor over the years. He says, Ben,

915
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: we know you're married. You're beautiful bride. Has David ever

916
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: been engaged? If so, how close to a wedding? Alright,

917
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: guess con would you like to share with the class? No? No,

918
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: never been engaged. Came close once to proposing. It was

919
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: in two thousand nine. I came so close to pulling

920
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,439
Speaker 1: the trigger. In fact, I was like out shopping for

921
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: for a prize eye. Why didn't what caused you not do? Get?

922
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: Told me that I couldn't trust your long term despite

923
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: the fact that I was with her for a long

924
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: period of time, And I actually played out to be

925
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 1: right because we had been together for a long period

926
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 1: of time and then shortly after we broke up, um,

927
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: she got a new boyfriend with him like a month,

928
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: and then six months day later she was engaged. So

929
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: like you know, you had stuff in the pipeline. It

930
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: just so so she she had she had a couple

931
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: in the minor league system that she was grooming. Yeah,

932
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: she had some horses in the stable, you know. I mean,

933
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: she's an attractive woman, really nice, and so you know,

934
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: I gotta go with you know, option beer, like we

935
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: saw a few days ago with the Nashley wild Card.

936
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: If your ace is not too good for nine, got

937
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: to bring the hook early. And so that's what she did. Yeah,

938
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: Alan in Akron, Ohio says, our golden tickets still given

939
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: out to each winner of the games. Yeah, we give

940
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: out I think all the games except one we give

941
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: out factor fiction. We don't give out golden tickets for.

942
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: But everything else I believe we give out golden tickets.

943
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: He says. How does Cooper Loop keep track if it's

944
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: legit when someone calls into cash one in Alright, So

945
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: the way this works out, and there's like a master list.

946
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: The golden tickets only the last a month. So once

947
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: you win a golden ticket, you have a month you

948
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: can transfer the golden ticket to somebody else. Many people

949
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: love to give Tammy and Montana golden tickets because she's

950
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: the the I Candy on the show or the ear

951
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: can Indy on the show, and so they like to

952
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: give her golden tickets. I know our friend in Minnesota,

953
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: Hollerween James does that all the time. Um, but you

954
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: have you have a month. There's a massive list. And

955
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: so when Coop's away, then there are people that call

956
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: up the claim they have a golden ticket. But normally

957
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 1: the other producers have They're not fans of the show.

958
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: They don't listen, so they have no idea what that means. Uh,

959
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: so we don't have to worry about it. Uh. Here's

960
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: Ben in San Antonio, Texas rights and he says, is

961
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 1: it true that all the great ones are named banned? Yes?

962
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: Except Ben Roethlisberger. But you think greatest defensive player in

963
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: my lifetime in the NBA Ben Wallace a band right,

964
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: one of the great starting place. Do you take him

965
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: over Dennis Rodman? Yes. Fear the frow, fear the fro.

966
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: Dennis Robbins, North Korean guy. You know he's he's hanging

967
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 1: out with the North Koreans. Uh. Stephen Boston rights and

968
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: he says, what happens first Tom Brady retires or Tiger

969
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: Woods is given another runt of car. I've like, we

970
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 1: get that joke every week. That's good though. Yeah, Rex

971
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: from uh Lima, he says it's with an eye, not

972
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: an e. I thought it was Lima, but he says lime.

973
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: Is that? Am I saying that? Right? I thought it

974
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: was Lima but he says Lima. Anyway, He's like Bobby Petrino,

975
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: Will Urban Meyer be buying a motorcycle anytime soon? We're

976
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: gonna find out. Well, we'll find out today's Sunday. If

977
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: Jacksonville goes out there lays an egg against Tennessee, turn

978
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: out the lots the parties over for Urban. I've been

979
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: an Urban defender, David, I have, and for for you

980
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: as well, obviously, Rex, But I think it's gonna work out.

981
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm not looking good. Darryl from Marry In Illinois, right, say,

982
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: isn't there a big prison in Marry in Illinois? Why

983
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: do I I know? I'm serious, I'm not kidding. Can

984
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: we look can look at Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,

985
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: it's a big, big, full security prison, right like full

986
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: I've heard of that over the years. I think I

987
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: watched documentaries from Marrying the giant federal prison. Yeah, yes, yes,

988
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: uh there's some Do you have a list of the

989
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: famous prisoners that are in there? You know I could, Yeah,

990
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: I can probably get it. Yeah, that's interesting. The biggest

991
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: prison for the worst deadbeats of society isn't John Gotti,

992
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: John Gotti, Pete Rose. Oh my god, they've been. They've

993
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: been to Mary and that's where they did their time. Interesting. Wow,

994
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: Walter Bond do you remember him? Well? The name brings

995
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: about what. Yeah, he's he's a former NBA player for

996
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: professional basketball player. Uh. Played for the University of Minnesota.

997
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: He was not drafted, but did play three seasons Mavericks

998
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: Jazz and Detroit Pistons. That is right, interesting, all right, well,

999
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: fun fun fact. Uh. And that's is that's Mary in

1000
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: Illinois at Marion, Ohio though Illinois Illinois. Okay, because there's

1001
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: a Marian Ohio, I think too. All right, moving on here,

1002
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: what do we have? Barry from Music City? Says Yo

1003
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: Yo Mo Benny. I just saw an episode of an

1004
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: American crime story. I didn't recognize Gascon at all, but

1005
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: I recognized his voice when he was asking the question.

1006
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: He must have had a hairpiece on for that part.

1007
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: Did you have a hairpiece on? No? I did a

1008
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: lot of my friends actually asked him the same question.

1009
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: I said, no, I just had to grow it out.

1010
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: It took me forever to grow that thing out. It

1011
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 1: took me, like, I don't know, six months. Remember, I

1012
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: remember seeing you with the longer hair. I thought, what

1013
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: the hell is going on here? You've always been well groomed.

1014
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: What's going on with this unwashed? Yeah, you look like

1015
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: a knee and with all there for a while. I

1016
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: know you've gotten good reviews. That's a very popular show,

1017
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: that American Crime Story. Did you get a lot? Yeah,

1018
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: Ryan Ryan Murphy has got I think one more in

1019
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: the can too. He's got the first two, like the

1020
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: Versace and then the People versus O J and then

1021
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: obviously this one. He's got one other one that's in progress.

1022
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: So does this help you now that you were in

1023
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: that show and that shows a popular show, So that'll

1024
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: help you get other gigs? Is that how it works?

1025
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: So it doesn't really matter, I hope. So. I mean

1026
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: I've had I've had other auditions with him or for

1027
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: his projects. Um so at least it keeps me kind

1028
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: of in the pipeline, per se. I don't know. Barry writes,

1029
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 1: also he says he writes and says, I have to

1030
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: agree with Chris from Houston. Something is definitely up with

1031
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: your microphone. It sounds hollow, but only at the beginning

1032
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: of you speaking. It's very strange. Yeah, I don't know.

1033
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: I have a four hundred dollar microphone. I have. I

1034
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: spent a ship ton of of money to build out

1035
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: the podcast studio. I had a professional radio engineer, Jake Warner,

1036
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: who's the engineer for the Los Angeles Clippers and the

1037
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: l A. King's former engineer for the Los Angeles Dodgers,

1038
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: former Stay Away with Jake, engineer on the Ben Maller Show,

1039
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: who works for podcast one in here putting this together.

1040
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: So there's nothing else I can do. I mean, I

1041
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: have pulled out, I spent up. I pulled out my wallet,

1042
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: I dusted off my wallet. I got all the right cables,

1043
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: I got everything connected where it needs to be, and

1044
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm using the same microphones that the top broadcasters used.

1045
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: There's nothing more I can do. So we'll do a

1046
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: few more because I know you've gotta run gascon greg

1047
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: from West st Paul says, Ben and David, what was

1048
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: the first movie you went to as a kid, Well,

1049
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: the first one I remember was being online for I

1050
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Speaker 1: think it was The Empire Strikes Back. Uh. And I

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01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: also remember seeing the Muppet movies when I'm old though,

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Speaker 1: guest guy, what about you? Wait? So, did you see

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Speaker 1: those at home? Or did you see those in the theater? Oh?

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Speaker 1: In the theater? No? My mom, My mom was the

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Speaker 1: coolest mom. And I always tell you know, guys and

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01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: gals with kids, you know, I don't remember much about

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01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: my youth. There's a few things. You get old, you

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01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,919
Speaker 1: don't remember a lot of stuff. But I remember how

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Speaker 1: cool it was my mom pulled me out of school

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Speaker 1: to see the thing. It was The Empire Strikes Back,

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01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: And we waited online, got the big bucket of popcorn

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01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: and candy and all that, And I just remember how

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Speaker 1: cool that was that she was willing to take us

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01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: out of school and have a day with us to

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01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: watch that movie because she knew we were into it.

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Speaker 1: My parents, my my parents were really strict back then. Um,

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01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: so I couldn't see any kind of R rated movies

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Speaker 1: except one day my my Godma there who's my mom's

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01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: twin sister, snuck me out of the house and she

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01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: brought me to go see Terminator. Two. So that was

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01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: the first, and it was so good. Man, I'll never

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01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: forget about the first movie I ever saw and that

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01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: I loved that I could recall was first Bieler's Day Off.

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01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. That was a very good movie.

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01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. That's I think that's still kinda stands up.

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01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: That's that's scene at Wrigley Field. That was awesome. It's

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01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 1: so good. It's so good. But yeah, Term Martor two

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01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: was great. I think that movie is timeless too. I

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01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: feel like it stands up as well. Yeah, that's pretty

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. J Bone from Portland, Maine, it's been I

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Speaker 1: love your vocabulary worth Thank you, Jy Bone. Can you

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01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: email me or can you not email me? But can

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01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: you email my old teachers at Northwood Elementary School and

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01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: where else? Uh? Uh? Sierra Vista and some other places

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01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: I went there because they if they knew that I

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01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: was using big words, uh, they would they would be gobsmacked,

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01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: absolutely gobsmacked. But J Bone says, I use red herring,

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01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: weasel word, third wheel and others when I am debating someone,

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01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 1: uh you know something with my my lovely girlfriend. J

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01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: Bone says, it has been great. She has no idea

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01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: where I'm getting this from, and it has been a

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01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: game changer. I find myself winning sometimes other than on

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01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: air disagreements. Do you find yourself using these? Keep them

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01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: coming only occasionally, j Bone. I'll tell you why, because

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01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: I have noticed when I get into a disagreement. I

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01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: don't disagree with my wife on much, but every once

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01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: in a while any relationship, there's gonna be occasional disagreements,

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01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: and so I'll start using some of that stuff. I'll

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01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: say that's a red herring that has nothing to do

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: with what we're talking about, and she'll get piste and uh,

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01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: and that'll make things worse. So I have to be

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01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: selective in that those things you really work better when

1103
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm just debating a sports issue then something more serious.

1104
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: But I do use a lot of that stuff. I

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01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: feel like you need I feel like you should amplify

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01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: your use of of Latin. I feel like the Latin

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01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: is really the Latin is beautiful. Man, you want more?

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01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: I like pig Latin x nay on the x nay

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01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: or whatever I say there. I can't even get at.

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Speaker 1: The one I like is when the legend becomes the

1111
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: fact the man who shot liberty valance. When the legend

1112
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: comes the fact, you go with the legend. I had

1113
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: not seen that until my dad showed me that scene.

1114
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: It's a great scene, right, I was like, I heard that.

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01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: I read that. Yeah, that is outstanding. That sums up life,

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01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 1: That sums up all of life. A lot of what

1117
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: we repeat is bullshit. But when the legend becomes the fact,

1118
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: you go with the legend, and people just keep repeating bullshit.

1119
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: That's what happens. Greg and Iowa write, since this we're

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01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: both you and Gascon, gas Can Gagon or whoever is

1121
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: working with you this weekend, Ben, what are your thoughts

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01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: on your buddy William Shatton are going into space? Would

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01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: you like to travel to space? Well, somebody paid for

1124
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: me to travel to space, paid my way. I think

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01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: it would be amazing to see what's out there, which

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01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: is a whole lot enough that at least what we

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01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: can see. And I'm happy for William Shatner, he's ninety

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01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: years old. It's one of the great accomplishments of my career. Guestcon,

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01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: I've never won an award, never been recognized really for anything.

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01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: I didn't make a top twenty list on a Consultant's

1131
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: list last year for broadcasters. Yeah, you could say that,

1132
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: but whatever. I'm happy to be on there. I don't

1133
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: know how I ended up on that list, but uh,

1134
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: William Shatner, the Mallard Militia, the upstart Mallar Militia beating

1135
01:06:57,160 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: the Trek eas amazing. We lost a lot of good

1136
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 1: Foot soldiers in that battle. We had a cyber warfare situation,

1137
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: the Mallard Militia versus the Trek E's and Bill Shatner,

1138
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: and we won. William Shatterer had blocked me, He blocked

1139
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: everyone on the show. Somebody paid hundreds of dollars to

1140
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 1: Bill Shatner to unblock me. And it was a trekky.

1141
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: It was a Star Trek It wasn't a Mallar Militia person.

1142
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: It was a Star Trek fan that doesn't even know

1143
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: the show, but was so upset with the Mallar Militia

1144
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: fighting with the Trek E's he paid the bounty and

1145
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: William Shatner unblocked me. So luck man at Night he's

1146
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: the older How crazy is that guestcon Like, who's gonna

1147
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: break that record? He's gonna be ninety years old in

1148
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: space here he really will be Captain kirk Man. Yeah,

1149
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: James Tiberius kirk Good for him. Is he gonna take

1150
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 1: one of his horses up there? He loves horse. Terry

1151
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: in England says, hey, Ben, can you tell us the

1152
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: timing of the radio show podcast being posted? Sometimes they

1153
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: are not available for four or five hours after the

1154
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: show ends. That's a terry in England. You really have

1155
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: to check with the coop the loop. Typically Justin does

1156
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,839
Speaker 1: it right away after the show, and when he's not there,

1157
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: we will have others. Occasionally I will tell you, Terry,

1158
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: with the I Heart app, it's down for maintenance from

1159
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: time to time and nothing can be posted. So that's

1160
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 1: that's at the corporate level and there's nothing we can

1161
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: do about that. And that has happened multiple times over

1162
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: the years, and every single time, Guest gone, I wake up.

1163
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: Twitter is ripping me, Email is ripping me. Hey, asshole,

1164
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: where's the podcast? Fuck you? And I have nothing to

1165
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 1: do with any of that. Yeah, And then certain days

1166
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: I'll get a text message from you passing the buck.

1167
01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh, We've not had too many problems recently.

1168
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: Are you out of time? Guest? Can? I don't want

1169
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: to keep you a few if you got a get

1170
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 1: a run of you have time for a few more.

1171
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: You want to do a couple more? Yeah, I can

1172
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: do a couple more. I spent like an hour. We

1173
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: spent hour on a food court. So I know, I

1174
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: know the alienal Piner eight pages. I know. I thought, well,

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01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: this is I thought Springfield, you know, kind of a

1176
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: small smaller city, midsize city in Massachusetts. They just have

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01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: one page. But no, they had eight pages of food. Man,

1178
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,760
Speaker 1: I might have to fly back and hang out with

1179
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:35,599
Speaker 1: Pierre and you know, Alfhi alienal Piner and wander around.

1180
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I can go look at the Pro Basketball

1181
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,640
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame where Mffett McGraw is inshriuged. It's a

1182
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:47,720
Speaker 1: hell of a way to breaker fast. Oh god, And

1183
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen here? Gah, I have I'm

1184
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 1: working on a seventy two hour fast. Okay, seventy two hour.

1185
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 1: Let me check my phone. I'm gonna go to the

1186
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: phone right now. Hold a second, I'm going on the phone.

1187
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 1: It's in the bag. If they see that as playing, yeah,

1188
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: I just I turned the phone on that plate right away.

1189
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Ohio, all it's it was on my phone.

1190
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 1: Let me check. What do you what do you think

1191
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 1: I'm at right now as I'm doing this, I'm at

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01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 1: seventy one hours and fifty five minutes, so I'm five

1193
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,679
Speaker 1: minutes away from at the seventy two hour three day fast.

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01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 1: You can see that, guess put that up to the

1195
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:24,200
Speaker 1: camera there. That's kind of cool. Yeah, so I've got

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01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,840
Speaker 1: get another five minutes so that means I can eat

1197
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: like a freaking pig all weekend. Right, I might have

1198
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: to go to Raising Caines. Our kitchen's not done. I

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01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be done. It was supposed to

1200
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: be done. It's not done. Still, it's not that I'm

1201
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: pissed about that. Kevin and Kansas unless I am Kevin

1202
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: in Kansas right since says hey, Ben and David, with

1203
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: Halloween coming soon, at what age did you both stop

1204
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: tricker treaty and what was your favorite treat or treats?

1205
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember the exact age. I was like, let

1206
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: junior high, right around junior high when you just wanted

1207
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,240
Speaker 1: to go out and hang out and destroy pumpkins with

1208
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 1: your friends. Around that age, you're a total asshole. And

1209
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 1: then other than that, my favorite go to candy. When

1210
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: I was a fat kid were Baby Ruth and Butterfinger

1211
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: with a Snickers. Those are the big three. And then

1212
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:22,639
Speaker 1: as I grew I'm matured and I love the Reese's Peanut,

1213
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 1: butter Cup and the Peanut eminem Ye, what about you.

1214
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm right there with you, the Reese's Pieces, Twigs, kit

1215
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:37,799
Speaker 1: Kat and of course Eminem's. Yeah. The great thing about

1216
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: the hallow and seven seven grand seven grounds good too. Yeah,

1217
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 1: it's not bad. The cool thing about Halloween when you

1218
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: pill up, when you fill up your pillow case, you

1219
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: get a little bit everything. It's a medleaf in the mouth, right,

1220
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:52,600
Speaker 1: it's get a little bit of this, a little bit

1221
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: of that. You mix in some hard candy as well.

1222
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 1: My mom would never let me have the lollipops though

1223
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: she was convinced she watched the TV news that somebody

1224
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: put a razor blade or poisoned the lolly. You know

1225
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: what what I would do is I'd start the trigger

1226
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 1: cheating at my grandmother's house. And before we left, she

1227
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:19,240
Speaker 1: actually gave us um carmel covered apples with nuts on him. Yeah,

1228
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: and those were always Yeah, that's a good start. My mom.

1229
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 1: One of the great moms of all time. What she

1230
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: did for me every year, even when I was like,

1231
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: you know, I was in an old fart, you know,

1232
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 1: I was in my thirties, and she knew I loved

1233
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 1: Baby Ruth and Butterfinger, so she'd be at the store.

1234
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: She'd buy a bag of Baby Hooth and Butterfinger. So

1235
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 1: I'd always get Fatty again around Halloween because my mom

1236
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: would hook me up with these bags, you know, every year.

1237
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 1: And I can't remember the last time I had a

1238
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: Baby Ruth or a Butterfinger. She passed away a few

1239
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 1: years ago. I mean, every year, even after I kind

1240
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 1: of moved on to other candy. My mom knew that

1241
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: Fat Benny loved Baby Ruth in butterfinger, you'd still buy

1242
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,560
Speaker 1: me that. It was really cool. Nestly Crunch too. I

1243
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: can't believe I left out in Nestly cry And that's

1244
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: a good one. Nestle Crunch is a good one. That's

1245
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 1: a that's can't miss. Nestley Crunch cannot What about like

1246
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 1: the hard candy, like the lemon the lemon ones, lemon

1247
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: drops not bad. My wife loves the sour patch is

1248
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: that what they call? Yeah, she likes those. She loves

1249
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: gummy worms. Gummy worms are solid. We have a little

1250
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: in the pantry when you come to the Mattler Mansion

1251
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:34,759
Speaker 1: guestcount if it ever gets done. Here we have my section,

1252
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: which is mostly the chocolate. I like when I cheat,

1253
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:40,320
Speaker 1: I like to have my chocolate. I like the chocolate

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Speaker 1: covered um what was it? Almonds? I love those peanut

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01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 1: Eminem's got some of that stuff. But then my wife's

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Speaker 1: section is the gummy worms, the you know that kind

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01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 1: of stuff. So she's got olive her candy right there.

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Speaker 1: Ricardo from Fresno says, I think this is where we've

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Speaker 1: had Also, he says, Ben and Coast, if you could

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Speaker 1: move anywhere, where would you moved? We we get that

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01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: question a lot. Yeah, yeah, I think we've already answered

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Speaker 1: that a bunch. Why don't we leave on this question

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01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: from r J says, with the holidays coming up, what

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Speaker 1: are your favorite meals to eat during the holidays that

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Speaker 1: you're looking forward to? This is an obvious one, what

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Speaker 1: especially during Thanksgiving since we're kind of next to it.

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Speaker 1: They go to whether you're having turkey or ham as,

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01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,520
Speaker 1: you have to make it into a sandwich with Hawaiian

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Speaker 1: bread kings. Hawaiian is clutch. Yeah, you know, I really

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Speaker 1: haven't done Thanksgiving in the last you know, decade, you know,

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Speaker 1: since the since the mom passed away. I really haven't.

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Speaker 1: I'll visit occasionally thanks even, but I don't know a

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Speaker 1: traditional Thanksgiving because I usually work on Thanksgiving. My wife

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Speaker 1: she works at the police station, so she's working, so

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Speaker 1: we usually work. We don't really have it, but they're

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Speaker 1: you're right. I don't even really like turkey all that

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Speaker 1: much on Thanksgiving. The next couple of days, Oh cold

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Speaker 1: turkey sandwich, mayonnaise slopped all over whatever topping you want

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Speaker 1: to put, honey mustard. Sometimes I'll put that on top

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Speaker 1: bag of fried doos or some kind of potato chip.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, man, I'm hungry. Yeah. Other than that,

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01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 1: there was some traditional Hanaka food that again a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff I haven't had, like, so I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: eat it. So like lacas, which are just fried potatoes,

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Speaker 1: and the jelly donuts, which are always big. I love

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01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:47,800
Speaker 1: a good jelly donut. That kind of stuff. Which is

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Speaker 1: the reason you love those things, right is you? They

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01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: you flash back to your youth, right, you flashback to

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01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,679
Speaker 1: when you were a kid having that kind of stuff. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: anything to promote, guessco on anything at all you'd like

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01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,479
Speaker 1: to promote here? No, I mean unless you want to

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01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: promote the the audio book that I sent you via

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01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: text message. That would be, That would be would be fantastic.

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01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: I've not been looking at my audiobook here their text messages.

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Speaker 1: Oh what is this? What is this? What? Vernon news? Good?

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01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 1: Mountain Vernon news out of Ohio? What's up? It? Says?

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Speaker 1: Mount Vernon resident Jared McCann, in collaboration with Fox Sports

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Speaker 1: broadcaster David Gascon, recently released his second audio book, The

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Speaker 1: Dead Will Rise? What is this? Gascon? That's good? Look

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01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 1: your photos in here? That's from the YouTube. Who is am?

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Speaker 1: I know who Jared McCann is. He's he's just an author. No,

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01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,559
Speaker 1: he's just an author from a small town in Ohio.

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01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 1: And how does one do this? How do you end

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01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 1: up doing an audio book for ace an author from Ohio? Well,

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01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: I auditioned for his first book on on audible through

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01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 1: UH through Amazon, and he likes he like it, says

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01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 1: The Dead Will Rise audiobook is available now through Audible,

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01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 1: Amazon and iTunes. How much does that cost? Because I

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01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:28,680
Speaker 1: know certain women who are your your fan girls. I'm

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01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 1: sure they will buy the audio book. That's like Gascon

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Speaker 1: Voice porn to have you an audio book The Dead

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01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:41,600
Speaker 1: Will Ride. Oh my god, that's craziness. That's pretty awesome. Man. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's a good question. I don't know. I haven't been

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01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: on there, but I put a coupon code on my

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Speaker 1: Instagram account at Dave Gascon. But I mean it's not expensive, no,

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01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 1: because he handles obviously all the royalties and that stuff

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01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: because it's it's his audio book. So um, you can

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01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,720
Speaker 1: shaped flat fees and things like that. And uh and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. Who cares. Money is not an option? We're

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01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,680
Speaker 1: listening to something as juicy as that. I was going

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01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,639
Speaker 1: to sign up for Audible. I think it's a pretty

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01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: cool service, but it's rather expensive. I didn't realize how

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Speaker 1: expensive it was, and I'm pretty cheap, right, Well, then

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Speaker 1: you have to Yeah, when I signed up, it's it's

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01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 1: a there's a rate, but then you have to pay

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Speaker 1: extra for the books. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah,

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01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:32,439
Speaker 1: it's not unless they changed it. But I remember reading

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01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: and it was like the way it works, you sign up,

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01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 1: there's a monthly fee, and you sign up and you

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01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:44,640
Speaker 1: have to purchase the books also, so yeah, unless they

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01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,680
Speaker 1: changed it. This was a while back, so maybe they

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Speaker 1: changed it, but I swear I remember. That's why I

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Speaker 1: didn't do it, because I'm like, well, pay a flat fee.

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01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: I should be able to get what any any book

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01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: I want from any genre and I can have multiple

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Speaker 1: books on my phone at the same time. But no,

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01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 1: that's weak. If I if I write a book, yes,

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Speaker 1: and some people have been talking to me about writing

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01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 1: a book about my radio career. If I write a book,

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01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 1: do I have to do the audio books? Some people

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01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 1: said I should have Marcel and Brooklyn duty. We're hollering

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01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:18,719
Speaker 1: James to the audio books. Oh man, it's not good.

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01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 1: Probably not. Marcel is fascinated to me. I know he's

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01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,040
Speaker 1: got a few issues. I love that he's part of

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01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,400
Speaker 1: the show. We treat everyone, whether you've got issues or not.

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01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 1: We treat you all the same. We goofon you, we

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01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 1: bust your balls. And Marcel loves being on the show.

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01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,679
Speaker 1: The other night though on Friday, right, he's morning. When

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Speaker 1: I asked him a question, his answer about the Mallard

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01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 1: The Mallard, what's the name of the podcast? The spinoff?

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01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 1: You've been Have you been on that Roxanne. It's uh,

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01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,400
Speaker 1: what's it coffeem begetting the name again? It's not is

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01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:55,360
Speaker 1: it Mallard Time or Mallard Town, Mallar Town, right, yeah, yeah,

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01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,719
Speaker 1: with our friend from Australia, the Ausi guy and Queen Roxanne,

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01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: and they have I have no skin in the game.

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01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 1: You people have told me I need money from Listen.

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01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 1: It's just I'm sure that they're doing well. I'm glad

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01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 1: they're promoting the show the way I look at it

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01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 1: until my corporate overloads and not as I told. I

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01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: believe it was our friend the Ozzi guys said, Listen,

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01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,759
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. Sometimes the people at the company

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01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,720
Speaker 1: get upset about this stuff, but they're not using the

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01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 1: company logo. They're just using my name, and I'm for now,

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01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm fine with it. So now if they start

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01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,679
Speaker 1: getting they start making more money than we're making, guestcount,

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01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,559
Speaker 1: I might have a problem with it. I think it's

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Speaker 1: just a labor of love. I think they're just doing it.

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01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 1: They're fans of the show, Queen Rocksann and and they're

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01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:40,720
Speaker 1: they're just going for it. So I think that's that's it. Anyway, Uh,

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Speaker 1: and catch me tonight. I'll be back after that Big

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Speaker 1: Bills Chiefs game eleven PM Sunday night in the West,

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Speaker 1: three A, three am, two am. What am I doing?

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01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: Two am in the East. Holy crap, I've gotten no

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Speaker 1: sleep to the last couple of days. Not that I'm complaining,

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01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 1: Not that I'm complaining, But we will be back in

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01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,720
Speaker 1: the Magic Radio box. And I thank you guests for

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01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:03,719
Speaker 1: for showing up to the Sunday mail bag. I'm glad

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01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:06,719
Speaker 1: you you made it to Sunday. Now will be next weekend?

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01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,880
Speaker 1: Will you be on all three? How's this gonna work

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01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 1: next weekend? Do we know? It's a good question. I

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01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: don't know. To be continued alright, anyway, have a great

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01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:18,519
Speaker 1: weekend what left of it? And that we'll catch you there.