Speaker 1: Hello, Hello Scott. Happy Memorial Day. Andy. Oh wow, it's
Speaker 1: crazy how they make us work on even the holidays. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have to pretend that we obviously recorded this
Speaker 1: ahead of time. I am working this morning. You remember
Speaker 1: when we used to say, no, we had to pretend
Speaker 1: that it was the actual holiday. Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: am working. I'm in my house right now, running the
Speaker 1: show from my house, and then hoo yeah, and then
Speaker 1: right after this, I'm going to the big parade in
Speaker 1: my town that's exciting where my dad drives his old
Speaker 1: car and my daughter goes in the car. And I
Speaker 1: raced down there to watch it in time because it
Speaker 1: starts so fine. It starts right as I finished working. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh hit the thing there.
Speaker 2: Okay, serial Killers podcast study it and serial Killer podcast they.
Speaker 1: Cor you know, the original song has no words, so
Speaker 1: I applaud Brody for getting words in the chest theme song.
Speaker 1: I love it anyway. Welcome to Memorial Day, Welcome to Monday,
Speaker 1: May thirtieth. Thank you for being here with us. Yes,
Speaker 1: hope you have the day off today. I hope you are,
Speaker 1: you know, doing whatever you do on this long weekend.
Speaker 1: Long weekend. Hope it's beautiful sunshine where you are, beautiful sunshine.
Speaker 1: And remember what this day is all about, Yes, remembering
Speaker 1: the people that fought for our country, absolutely memorializing them.
Speaker 1: That's why it's called Memorial Day. Absolutely all right, I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you, Andy, and I usually am.
Speaker 1: I just kind of threw this episode together. I went
Speaker 1: into the bins and I pulled and grabbed you know what,
Speaker 1: You've been busy lately, so right, fine, this is we
Speaker 1: want to make a We haven't been working ahead like
Speaker 1: we used to. You're right, We've just been swamped with
Speaker 1: so much work, but we know we need to always
Speaker 1: bring you guys something like episodes are almost live. That's
Speaker 1: how not foreign advanced they are. I know. And we
Speaker 1: have like a two week break coming up in under
Speaker 1: a month, so uh oh we do yeah two weeks
Speaker 1: yeah when well, end of June we have two weeks
Speaker 1: then yeah, uh oh, I need a plan something the
Speaker 1: same time that we always had the two weeks off.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I don't think I'm off of I didn't
Speaker 1: request off of work. Yeah, that's going to be something. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: like I said, these are as pretty much almost as
Speaker 1: close to live as they can be, but we know
Speaker 1: we need to deliver you guys episodes. We wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to leave you hanging sell. Well, here's the one that
Speaker 1: I know is new. Yes, we have another one that
Speaker 1: might or might not be. But here's the one that
Speaker 1: I know is new. And I ate this one in
Speaker 1: granola bar form. Last week. I saw it in the
Speaker 1: store and I was like, wait a second, there's granola
Speaker 1: bars and there's also cereals. So but I've never seen
Speaker 1: this brand before. And it's you know, it's on the
Speaker 1: right side of the cereals and like the healthier stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know what it's really called. It's
Speaker 1: just called it's Perfect Granola. That's the name of it.
Speaker 1: It's just called Perfect Granola. And the name of the
Speaker 1: company that makes it is the Perfect Granola. And it's
Speaker 1: woman owned. It says right there. Oh oh oh, oh,
Speaker 1: it's soft. No it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Well the actual granola bar is pretty soft as well. No,
Speaker 1: I can't do another soft granola. No, it's not like
Speaker 1: that other one. Okay, I promise that one was gross.
Speaker 1: It's a good feeling to be a mom who can
Speaker 1: give her kids delicious, healthy food. It must be a
Speaker 1: desperate one to be a mom who can't. What Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a good feeling to be a mom who can
Speaker 1: give her kids delicious, healthy food. It must be a
Speaker 1: desperate one to be a mom who can't. Should we
Speaker 1: start over? That's literally what that says. It's a good
Speaker 1: feeling to be a mom who can give her kids delicious,
Speaker 1: healthy food. It must be a desperate one to be
Speaker 1: a mom who can't meaning not read anymore? Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to read again. They enjoyed the result, decided, so
Speaker 1: she made this granola and then oh, she gives it
Speaker 1: to people, and the profits from this goes to shelters,
Speaker 1: outreach unders and food banks. So, regardless of what we
Speaker 1: think about this, this is still a fantastic what's her name?
Speaker 1: It doesn't say why not? I don't know. Well, I
Speaker 1: paid for this, so we have donated some money to
Speaker 1: food banks. How wonderful, very good? How could her name
Speaker 1: not be on there? To be a mom? Who's the mom?
Speaker 1: It's just mom? The perfect granola. This kind of looks
Speaker 1: like a ups package at the top. I know, all right,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's heat sealed. That's why I could tell
Speaker 1: that that's a heat seal. I can't, you know how? Oh,
Speaker 1: because it's weird. And when I used to work in
Speaker 1: the variety store, we would do the mylar balloons, and
Speaker 1: it was before we had the self sealing ones. So
Speaker 1: you would you blow it up and then you have
Speaker 1: to put it in this machine and you put the
Speaker 1: handle down and it would get hot and it would
Speaker 1: seal it. Oh boy. And sometimes I didn't do it
Speaker 1: so well and the people would come back in with
Speaker 1: a flat balloon. They'd be like hello, and you'd be like, what,
Speaker 1: I have to refill it? All right? So this is
Speaker 1: cherry vanilla walnut. Can I smell it? It smells really good.
Speaker 1: I got a whiff when I opened it. Oo r okay, okay,
Speaker 1: first the excitement, then the bult. What's the matter with this?
Speaker 1: Just you know, the cherries almost smell like Maraschino cherries.
Speaker 1: You don't like cherries. I'm not a big cherry, but
Speaker 1: Maraschino cherries I like. Is that what they're called? Yes,
Speaker 1: those are the ones in the jar that are that
Speaker 1: are dyed red. I could eat it and they're terrible
Speaker 1: for you. Wait a second, Can I just tell you
Speaker 1: a quick cherry story cherry Cereal. It is cherry, so
Speaker 1: it really so you you know the restaurantabel Jet, You
Speaker 1: know the restaurant Odeon that we go to sometimes. Yes,
Speaker 1: So last time I was there, I was sitting at
Speaker 1: the bar with Elvis and Nate and they have, you know,
Speaker 1: all the garnishes for drinks. There was orange and lemons
Speaker 1: and limes and olives and onions and cherries. So I
Speaker 1: asked for a seltzer with cherries. They weren't Maraschino cherries.
Speaker 1: They were like the pie filling cherries. They were so good.
Speaker 1: So I had three cherries and this glass of selter
Speaker 1: and the little cherry stuff dripped down and it was perfect.
Speaker 1: And then I said, you know what for dessert, can
Speaker 1: I have a cup of those cherries with whipped cream?
Speaker 1: Say no more, dude. It was like eating cherry the
Speaker 1: crust with whip cream. Yes. It was so friggin good.
Speaker 1: And it's almost like you had a natural seltzer. Yes,
Speaker 1: well there's probably some sugar in those cherries. Still, it
Speaker 1: was really good. Yeah, I love that. Next time we go,
Speaker 1: would you try that? Say? I would love that? So delicious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just don't like fresh bing cherries. Right, No, I
Speaker 1: just don't get the like. I just don't like it
Speaker 1: that or ray near cherries. Those are the ones that
Speaker 1: are like yellow. Not a big fan, but when you
Speaker 1: make like cherry pie and stuff, I'm guessing you need
Speaker 1: to use those cherries. My cherry pie? Who cool? That song?
Speaker 1: Who sings it? Poison? Warrant that one too? I think,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, now I'm questioning myself. Well, my phone's
Speaker 1: over there. I haven't touched it, so maybe it is.
Speaker 1: I came to the table with no phone. Where's my applause?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I can do it. I don't have my
Speaker 1: phone next to me. That's loud. That's a loud crowd,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Hold on, I'm quite interesting myself.
Speaker 1: That's not going to get any softer. It's already soft.
Speaker 1: Who saying cherry? I? Oh warrant? Okay, I feel better, Okay, Ready,
Speaker 1: here we go. Things. I love the cherries, I like
Speaker 1: to hint the banilla. I enjoyed the almonds. The only
Speaker 1: thing is, since I've already had it in bar form,
Speaker 1: it's weird now because it's just like the broken up
Speaker 1: bar with milk. But I do like it. The walnuts
Speaker 1: to add a nice little thing to it. I'm going
Speaker 1: to give it four bowls. I like it. It's good,
Speaker 1: tastes almost like a dessert. I don't like it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't have to like it. I don't don't have to.
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. I'm sorry. It's totally okay.
Speaker 1: Could it be a snack for you? No? No, this
Speaker 1: is not snaggy. What do you give it? I'm going
Speaker 1: to give this two bowls. Don't feel bad, you do
Speaker 1: you Andy? The cherry just is so overpowering, and that's
Speaker 1: what helps it from I love cherries. It's too much
Speaker 1: of a cherry taste. I just don't like. I couldn't
Speaker 1: taste anything else outside of the cherry. They should just
Speaker 1: make cherry cereal. I would eat it all day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would actually be interesting, like a cherry flavored cereal.
Speaker 1: Just said it's too much. Well, I'm thinking, like, give
Speaker 1: it to a Kellogg's or a post where they can
Speaker 1: make it like a sugary cherry cereal. Cherry flavored cheerios, yeah,
Speaker 1: almost like a ring, or have little shapes that look
Speaker 1: like cherries. So artificial flavored loops, yes, so not cherry
Speaker 1: at all, or like you know, little shapes. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about natural like I like this. I wish I did
Speaker 1: like it more, but I just don't. Oh sorry, So
Speaker 1: for Carla Marie, that's listening. Perfect granola cherry vanilla walnut
Speaker 1: gets four balls from me, two bowls from Andrew, Perfect
Speaker 1: granola cherry vanilla Walnut. Yeah, and you can go to
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Speaker 1: latest rankings and everything. Because we notice that you guys
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Speaker 1: there see all the past serial rankings, they're all there, okay,
Speaker 1: and find out where you could listen. We're on whatever
Speaker 1: platform they're listening right now or they're watching. Hello anyway,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Can we move on now? You're good?
Speaker 1: Why would I not be okay? Not sure? If you're okay?
Speaker 1: Why would I not be okay? So you're kind of
Speaker 1: stroking out over there? Oh my gosh, you're good, play
Speaker 1: warrant cherry pie. Let's go. I don't my phone's not
Speaker 1: connected to your thing. Oh yeah, I forgot mine is,
Speaker 1: but you don't have it. I know. All right, let's
Speaker 1: move on to the next one. Okay, you want sweet
Speaker 1: or semi healthy? Semi healthy? Al right. This one I
Speaker 1: feel like could be newish because we've never had this.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, it's a new one from nature's path.
Speaker 1: I think it's a new one from nature's path, or
Speaker 1: it's just from nature's path, because it might not be new.
Speaker 1: Why would you hold it this way? I want to
Speaker 1: shake it. Flax plus red berry crunch. Okay, it's got
Speaker 1: what basically what this is special? Okay with red berries? Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's got can I shake rawberries and raspberries? I
Speaker 1: want to shake it. Okay, that's interesting. Where's it? It
Speaker 1: should be next one? It needs a bigger screen right there?
Speaker 1: You missed entirely? Are you like you've been kind of
Speaker 1: like when you miss the garbage can when you're sitting
Speaker 1: next to it. Okay, I'm on an angle and the
Speaker 1: garb I'm going this way to try and get into
Speaker 1: a can that goes this way. I'm sitting right next
Speaker 1: to you. You should have been able to hit me Nature's
Speaker 1: organic flax plus RedBerry crunch real crunchy cereal. It'll put
Speaker 1: your other cereals to shame. Let's justus granola clusters, sweet
Speaker 1: dried strawberries and raspberries and Omega three rich flax seeds.
Speaker 1: And it has to cope for all. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It says it on the back to cope for all. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's an interesting me. I want to know. No,
Speaker 1: I do know that, So I'm not gonna ask the questions.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, how do they come up with drug names?
Speaker 1: But or like ingredient names, but they usually just take parts?
Speaker 1: Don't you have a friend that did that? Somebody's friend
Speaker 1: used to make up names for drug companies, like with
Speaker 1: those weird names like ask virasol. You know verru it's
Speaker 1: all you know? You like that one? One they'll be
Speaker 1: advertised during the nightly news. Ask virusol for him. Rhy.
Speaker 1: I love the nightly news for all their commercials for
Speaker 1: old people. And then I just sit there and I'm like, yay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where I learned about the poop in the box
Speaker 1: one O the guard. Yeah, because you don't want to
Speaker 1: go to the well one of these days, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to all right, Ready, one to wait say the name. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It is a flax plus RedBerry crunch from
Speaker 1: Nature's Path. I can't really get a berry, I'm not
Speaker 1: the berries are nice or sweet. I like it. I
Speaker 1: don't love Nature's Path flakes. Generally, it's not a bad cereal. Hmm, No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't deserve that. M h. It's pretty good. It
Speaker 1: kind of and you could say I'm wrong. I would
Speaker 1: never you will. It kind of tastes like a healthy
Speaker 1: cappin crunch the crunch berries. Okay, first of all, who
Speaker 1: says it? There it is? And no, that cereal is
Speaker 1: completely fake. Nothing. This tastes like it, though, I don't.
Speaker 1: Strawberries add a really nice like burst of sugar that
Speaker 1: I feel you need. I mean, you're allowed to say
Speaker 1: that because that's your opinion, but it's wrong. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Let me just control copy control pasts that. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put this in the board because that is the
Speaker 1: most scotty thing I think you've ever said to me.
Speaker 1: You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong. That is
Speaker 1: such a you statement. That is you to a t
Speaker 1: and a spoon. I give it four balls. That's really good.
Speaker 1: This is delicious. Actually no, no no, no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no, I know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: And no, I mean go ahead, go ahead, both okay,
Speaker 1: but all right, I'll write it down. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's a BS writing if I ever heard one. But fine,
Speaker 1: m mmm, I'm the loaf of Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1: Who said that, Mikey? Who said that? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't have to I said, who said that? So
Speaker 1: you don't have to play? Who said that? But yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have I like it in there? I mean,
Speaker 1: he likes it. I wish one. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Oh that's new. No, I've had that. We never played
Speaker 1: that before. I know. All right, enough with the sound
Speaker 1: effect until we get new ones. Ready, okay, thank you, Stefan.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh wait no oh we'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this, and we're back. Wasn't big enough? What
Speaker 1: was it with the uh? Did you hear the commercial?
Speaker 1: Did you hear the commercial for s virasol that just played? Now,
Speaker 1: I've fallen and I can't get up. That lady's dead.
Speaker 1: I love that commercial. What's it for? That's for life? Alert?
Speaker 1: Very good. I've fallen and I can't get up. There's
Speaker 1: a new Old Lady commercial that for them. Do you
Speaker 1: know I found this clip and it feels like that
Speaker 1: exercisor yeah it works, Okay, you try. How's your forearm?
Speaker 1: How's your fore arm? What? What do they use these for?
Speaker 1: These are to hold tablecloths and stuff on. Oh like
Speaker 1: that it clamps on the table. Wait, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is just gonna stick out and you walk into
Speaker 1: it and then keep in the back. You do it
Speaker 1: in the back of the table where the people are sitting. Well,
Speaker 1: the DJs are broadcasting from you just put it on
Speaker 1: the back so the table cloths blow off. Everybody here
Speaker 1: used to doing all those broadcasts. Huh. All right, Stefan,
Speaker 1: our great listener. Thank you. What are you doing? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? How many minutes we're in? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for the Let's bring it down a notch. Well,
Speaker 1: you said you have to go home. You do too.
Speaker 1: We're in a big hurry today. You're in a big
Speaker 1: hurry too. I have to be had by ten thirty. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and you have to you're busy too today. No, that's tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Today, I'm gonna go instacart shopping all day
Speaker 1: can't wait. It is it is? I like seeing the
Speaker 1: cereals that people buy. What it's actually kind of a
Speaker 1: creepy look inside with you know, people's pantry, the stuff
Speaker 1: that they buy. I'd so see you saying your instacart
Speaker 1: like free should be like you can have an opinion,
Speaker 1: but it's wrong. Are you sure those are the tampons
Speaker 1: you want? Are you sure this is the cereal you'd like? Miight?
Speaker 1: I suggest you head to Cereal KILLERSPC dot com. I
Speaker 1: did say that to one woman in an aisle one time, well,
Speaker 1: because she was looking for something like you don't want those?
Speaker 1: She said, yet, No I do? I said, Have you
Speaker 1: listened to our podcast? We do a cereal podcast? I said,
Speaker 1: I came down the aisle to find a cereal that
Speaker 1: I've never tried before. But I've tried all of these.
Speaker 1: You haven't tried all of these? Yes, I have. Check
Speaker 1: out Serial KILLERSPC dot com. You'll see you have way
Speaker 1: too much time because I would never ever engage conversation
Speaker 1: in a supermarket. So lady was talking to me. What
Speaker 1: can I say? I am not good at that. Small
Speaker 1: talk is not my jam. Sometimes I'll say the wrong
Speaker 1: things when people are talking to me like just the
Speaker 1: wrong words will come out of it, don't make any sense,
Speaker 1: like me reading the back of that bag. Yes exactly,
Speaker 1: it'll be like all right, have an is of snooze,
Speaker 1: like like the wrong thing will come out. I don't
Speaker 1: I won't even know what I'm saying, sort of like
Speaker 1: nice to talk day and I don't you beat yourself
Speaker 1: up afterwh I do? I'm like, what idiot? Stupid? How
Speaker 1: could I say something so much dumb? And they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: what do you just say? Don't talk to the man
Speaker 1: who's talking to himself now anyways, Stefan, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for the big box of Amazon Happy Belly cereals.
Speaker 1: This one is with Marshmallows Magic Stars. I feel like
Speaker 1: they put it in the wrong place right. It's like
Speaker 1: if a European was saying it yes with marshmallows magic
Speaker 1: stars exactly. I feel like it should be you know
Speaker 1: whoever like did the cut and paste on the on
Speaker 1: the fIF biff. It should be magic Star cereal with marshmallows, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But instead it's with marshmallows. Do is move? Wait? What
Speaker 1: was it at the end? What you did it? I
Speaker 1: don't know what I said? You went magic Star cereal
Speaker 1: which marsha. Sure, okay they should put this part here.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That is not what came out
Speaker 1: of that. Magic Stars cereal with marshmallows is what it
Speaker 1: should say. But now it's with marshmallows, magic stars selling all.
Speaker 1: I love it. And the lazy look at the front
Speaker 1: and the back is identical. Wow. Would you say that
Speaker 1: they have marshmallow in all shape? So delicious? I love
Speaker 1: eating the mashmallows with them stars. It's so good. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this is a rip off Lucky Charms obviously. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: the little shapes there of the cereal pieces are stars.
Speaker 1: I guess. My favorite part is that the marshmallows have
Speaker 1: no discernible shapes, Like what is that? I get let's
Speaker 1: open it and see that wouldn't look like a ghost
Speaker 1: or a rocket ship. But what is that? I think
Speaker 1: that's a rocket ship, it's comet. It could be a nipple.
Speaker 1: That's a star. I don't know. Can I open please?
Speaker 1: Go for you? This is an interesting cereal, excellent source
Speaker 1: of eight vitamins and minerals, no watterificial flavors or preservatives,
Speaker 1: no certified synthetic color. Is wow. Thank god, because if these,
Speaker 1: this had the colors, I would say, absolutely not. Can
Speaker 1: I have okay cups here? Oh? That this is? This
Speaker 1: is that show. It's a very dull looking cereal. This
Speaker 1: magic star absolutely mad. You take my cup? Bo tons
Speaker 1: of colors. You took my cup. This is literally just
Speaker 1: an m I don't know. We're a bad bat. I
Speaker 1: think it's a bat. But if it's okay, so are
Speaker 1: their bats in a star? Say? Any of the marshmallow
Speaker 1: stars should be related to some sort of uh star
Speaker 1: star space. There's blue magic, there's I think this one's
Speaker 1: a comet. I don't know what's going on. I say,
Speaker 1: just poory, fake lucky charms. It's all we need to know.
Speaker 1: So good, you'll love the marshmallows happening with the Magic Star.
Speaker 1: Ready best desert this side of one the fjords one
Speaker 1: two three, hmm, there's good. You are right. It is good.
Speaker 1: It has a striking resemblance to lucky Charms. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: pretty much tastes exactly the same. I like it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give it four bowls and a spoon. Same
Speaker 1: for you, I think, because lucky charms, aren't they frosted
Speaker 1: a little bit? Yeah? Frosted Lucky Charms, the magically Delicious
Speaker 1: yea frosted toasted oat cereal with marshmallows. Oh, it is
Speaker 1: frosted toasted. It's gonna say. I don't really taste the
Speaker 1: frosting on the oats, don't. They don't technically frost them
Speaker 1: frosted toasted like it's they're magically good. You sound like
Speaker 1: Balki from Perfect Strangers. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: You don't know what that is Perfect Strangers. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like paired with family matters back in the h
Speaker 1: late was it late eighties es? Late eighties Perfect Strangers,
Speaker 1: Balkie Bartacomus. You sound just like him. You should look
Speaker 1: it up. I wish you had your phone. You could
Speaker 1: play a clip. M why I have my phone on
Speaker 1: me most times? Where is it over there? You get it? Well?
Speaker 1: I want you to play a clip of Balky Bartacamos,
Speaker 1: because then you know what we do. After you do that,
Speaker 1: we do the happy dance Di Di Di die no
Speaker 1: idea search Perfect Strangers Happy Dance. You'll see yeh Balki
Speaker 1: and uh, there's a guy's name that he lived with.
Speaker 1: Remember it was like the quintessential late eighties SIMP sitcom
Speaker 1: guy with the big curly fro look just like you. Actually, sorry,
Speaker 1: it was cousin Larry. He was cousin Larry. Perfect stranger,
Speaker 1: Perfect strangers, Happy dance, Happy Bronson, pin show. That's who
Speaker 1: Balkie Bartacamos was. Yeah, that's an ad we don't get
Speaker 1: paid for. You've never heard of this before, never heard
Speaker 1: of this. You know family matters though, right, Yeah, Erkle
Speaker 1: had Erkle Cereal. We could put him in the graveyard.
Speaker 1: That's you, bock it up? You missed it? Oh, the
Speaker 1: Dance of Joy?
Speaker 2: Sorry, the Dance Joy.
Speaker 1: See that guy cousin Larry. He looks like you with
Speaker 1: a big afro. And that's Balki you sound like him. Hi,
Speaker 1: can me do that? The Dance of Joy? Yeah? No, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: hey hi, Hi, because you'll drop me. No, I would never.
Speaker 1: I could pick you up. That was a good show back.
Speaker 1: I could pick you up easily. I've done it before.
Speaker 1: You are a strong dude. I see. The thing with
Speaker 1: me is you come across like a weakling, but you're
Speaker 1: very strong. My parents have always said it's what is
Speaker 1: it really, cereal Hulk hands or hulk strength. You have
Speaker 1: a strong grip and I also just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't present very strong. You don't can that's right.
Speaker 1: Like if we were walking down the street in a
Speaker 1: bad neighborhood and someone was picking on me, I buy him?
Speaker 1: What what you'd run? I fell? Well? Yeah, he but
Speaker 1: b I let him just kidding. I would protect you,
Speaker 1: you'd let them pick on me. But I'm pretty like
Speaker 1: you flip tables and beat people's ass. Cerial nerd and
Speaker 1: a bar. I could see you picking a bar fight.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. No, I leave that bar so quick.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't think I'm an Ah type
Speaker 1: of person. I'm just a I don't want to get
Speaker 1: punched me neither. I've never been in a fight in
Speaker 1: my life, nor do I ever plan on it. I
Speaker 1: think I got into one fight as a kid. I
Speaker 1: was with one of the neighbors who was a girl,
Speaker 1: and she me cry. I believe that, OHT know. I
Speaker 1: felt bad. By the way, this cereal with Marshmallow's Magic
Speaker 1: Star Cereal, it pairs very well with two percent milk.
Speaker 1: It's really good. What I'm just saying, it's perfect. It's
Speaker 1: really good. So anyway, Also, we have fun guest coming
Speaker 1: up hopefully. Who are these guests? Well, Amy from the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show. Oh yeah, I heard about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how did how did she reach out to you? How
Speaker 1: this happened? I've been chatting with her through our friend Elizabeth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were just talking about podcasts and oh so
Speaker 1: she had no idea what it was. She just heard
Speaker 1: you said something and she's like, oh, she's making a
Speaker 1: song called Cereal with the Raging End. It's Who's Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones's band? Yeah? Yeah, and well maybe we could be
Speaker 1: in it. Imagine if we were featured on a song,
Speaker 1: the Serial Library could be in the video. Listen, Bobby Bones,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, or anybody in the Raging Idiots is
Speaker 1: not listening, come to New York. You can use our
Speaker 1: serial library and maybe feature us in the song. Kick
Speaker 1: I'll have to like spruce up the place. Yeah wow,
Speaker 1: all right, I bet you. Elvis could also make that
Speaker 1: connection for us too. Although if we have Amy on,
Speaker 1: she's a huge cereal head and she is very big.
Speaker 1: Is that where the song is called Cereal? Yes, it's
Speaker 1: because she's the one who pitched it, because Cereal. She's
Speaker 1: writing the lyrics to it now, and her thing is
Speaker 1: that cereal in a bowl like a coffee mug or
Speaker 1: coffee in a mug. Hits different. Coffee in a mug
Speaker 1: hits different? Yeah, cereal in a mug, cereal in a mug.
Speaker 1: That's it, Okay. Cereal in a mug hits different with
Speaker 1: milk or with coffee with milk. Huh, she likes it
Speaker 1: in a little mug. Do you think the term serial
Speaker 1: killers will be in the song? Who knows? If it
Speaker 1: is cut ching ching tiching anyway? Um, By the way,
Speaker 1: that is an outdated sound effect. And I found that
Speaker 1: out when I told Elvis to use the cash register
Speaker 1: sound when they were giving money away, and he's like,
Speaker 1: first of all, and I understand, when's last time you
Speaker 1: went to a store and it was like beep beep,
Speaker 1: beep beep. Yeah, very rare. I'm twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1: Now it's just beep and that's it. And scan your card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: please tap, that's all. And there's all different methods of
Speaker 1: tapping too. I hate when they say the tap my
Speaker 1: card doesn't happen anymore. So they'll just keep going like this,
Speaker 1: save it for boll chat and I keep saying, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't tap, yeah anyway, And then you have people
Speaker 1: that tap really quick and then they're like it's not working.
Speaker 1: But I guess just millennials wouldn't know what ka ching means.
Speaker 1: Chi ching. Millennials do know, the next one down doesn't
Speaker 1: gen Z. They don't know exactly like my daughter probably
Speaker 1: does not know it. Chi chang also phone like pick
Speaker 1: up the or a payphone. They don't know payphones. We've
Speaker 1: gone through all this. Okay, now, can I just real quick.
Speaker 1: I know this is a bull chat thing, but last
Speaker 1: week they showed video of them like removing the last
Speaker 1: payphones from New York City. Yeah. I don't believe it
Speaker 1: because there's a set of payphones right down the street
Speaker 1: from here and they are jankety. Do they work though?
Speaker 1: Probably not? Put your ear on it next time you
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