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Speaker 1: My girlfriend ghosted me, but turns out that she was

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Speaker 1: forced into an arranged marriage. That won't stop my love.

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Speaker 1: I have a plan, we have a hero.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the difference between being super in love

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Speaker 2: and he may be crossing that line.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's a good question. Didn't even didn't even

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Speaker 1: cross my mind. I was just I was just imagining

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like the difference between Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: he's a knight in shining armor. He saved me from

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Speaker 1: I was taking a nap and I was like, whoa, yeah,

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Speaker 1: dude coming on a little strong, don't even know you.

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Speaker 1: Come on. Well, let's let's find out what OPI actually is.

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Speaker 1: So I, twenty six male, was dating this girl, twenty

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Speaker 1: but she came from a very very strict Indian family.

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Speaker 1: She said she was lucky that they allowed her to

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Speaker 2: So, okay, classic arranged marriage.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so is it like, is like the relationship doom

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Speaker 2: Then sounds like it sounds like the relationship may be doomed.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it's there's trouble in the water, opie,

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Speaker 1: you better get in with the parents or or you're screwed.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck her mom. What a tactic that'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I heard of you. You bone your your

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Speaker 2: future wife's mom. Then she'll be more interested in betrothing

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Speaker 2: her daughter to deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's like I've I've tried out this model,

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, like I want to see I wanted

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Speaker 2: I think he's up to the snuff for you.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Samuel Donner's dating advice. We met at

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Speaker 1: college and up at the same company, and we've done

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Speaker 1: it several times. Oh pe wow, whoa too much? Several times?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, which she said was a big no no.

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Speaker 1: So she wanted to keep her a secret, which I did,

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Speaker 1: which made it even hotter. Oh god. Eight months ago,

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Speaker 1: It said we were done and she didn't want me

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Speaker 1: get that arranged marriage, I imagine maybe, or he you

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Speaker 1: d game was just so trash. Yeah, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I gave him a bunch of times and like literally

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Speaker 1: two pump chump each time it didn't work.

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Speaker 2: Eight pumps. Golly, wait, just really quick. I feel like

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Speaker 2: two pump chumps are evolutionarily advantaged because they can spread

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Speaker 2: and so statistically there's more too pump jumps than you know.

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Speaker 1: I've never thought about it like that. Think about it,

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Speaker 2: You're in the forest, all right. You know you need

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Speaker 2: lady friend. There's a lion about to attack you, but

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Speaker 2: you got to get one out so your future will

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Speaker 2: be secured. Evolutionarily speaking, bam bam, impregnated lion eats you.

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Speaker 2: She makes it off. You know, I've just get off,

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Speaker 1: Gets it out you know, I've never heard science explained

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Speaker 1: so brilliantly. Yeah. So if you heard two pump jump

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Speaker 1: Now we hadn't had a fight, In fact, we had

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Speaker 1: Dode smart, family, smart smart. Don't be the stalker, bro, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why would she do that? I was heartbroken, and after

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Speaker 1: to be by your time in between crying. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: The only thing that matters the friends and family you

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No one ever says in their death that I

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know, you know, Sam, I think people do

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Speaker 1: need their friends, their friends Andrew and Benjamin, bags and

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like OPI hasn't really moved on. It

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Speaker 2: sounds like he's lonely and rich, so perfect for dating.

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Speaker 1: My goodness. She said that they took away her phone

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Speaker 1: She locked his girlfriend in the basement or something, my goodness, yeah, allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly,

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Speaker 1: nice one. No, actually the opposite. Her family went bizark. No.

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Speaker 1: They shifted her to their rural village and arranged her

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Speaker 1: That's insanity, commands even get it up anymore? I mean, hey,

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Speaker 1: let's turn lemons into lemonade. Just think about this. He's

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Speaker 1: one heart attack away from you inheriting everything. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: I think we we we give him a heart attack,

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Maybe she has the money already and that's why she's talking, Opie.

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Speaker 1: I mean that would be great, and when she tried

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Speaker 1: My goodness, old guys are typically rich, can bring honor

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Speaker 2: Well, I have to imagine there's something I don't know

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I wonder twenty five still And I also

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Speaker 1: But I mean, if she literally escaped and got back

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Speaker 1: That could be true. But that's so that's like it's

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Speaker 1: I will kill you, Like that is beyond. There's like

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Speaker 1: like so many steps down. It's unfathomable. There.

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Speaker 2: Know what you do, is OP, I mean you take

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's definitely a lot to take on and

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Speaker 1: like commendable for OP to be at least willing to

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Speaker 1: try to do something. But I don't know. Should we

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Speaker 1: parents are affables. Oh my goodness, yeah, not even a question.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, first line, we got married. Congrats O big congrats.

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Speaker 1: Wow we married in in And I'm gonna completely butcher

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Speaker 2: This comment comes from the video my boyfriend makes Me gag.

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Speaker 2: seven six nine to one says, there are etiquette rules

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Speaker 1: But I like eating like an animal.

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Speaker 1: Maybe something Like you said, different strokes are different folks,

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Speaker 1: we might just read it that we might seeson love you. Today,

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Speaker 1: I afked up by grabbing my coworkers bobe twice. You know,

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Speaker 1: That's a shoe tip, shoe lace.

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Speaker 2: Shoe titty shoe titty tip. Okay, so at first I

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Speaker 1: I was saying goodbye to my boss while walking backwards.

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Speaker 1: She's like whoaty like like uh, the hand and the

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Speaker 2: Dudere meant for each other. Maybe you guys should date.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, some people here got even madder than her.

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Speaker 2: like it's like, already going into caves you'll have a

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Speaker 2: if you get stuck, you're just running out of air.

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Speaker 1: If if I'm ever under, like you know, forty pounds

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Speaker 1: Is this an accident? This is like the dream afterwards,

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