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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, well about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is my husband. Get this guy's my husband

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Speaker 1: follows nine hundred models. Okay, we'll get into that realm

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Speaker 1: are there nine? It might be worthy let me see anyway,

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit. But right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call

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Speaker 1: what you got for his Now, well, this is one

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Speaker 1: of the greatest of all times. This is where I

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Speaker 1: prank my uncle Harvey. And listen right here, I needed

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Speaker 1: a little help called and got some reinforcements. I've never

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Speaker 1: heard it before. Buckle up, it is call me pranking

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Speaker 1: his own So what did you say? I say to

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Speaker 1: you right now? Did he cut on everybody here to

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Speaker 1: him book? Put him on the phone nex. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell him, I ain't already stand of Steve. He ain't

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Speaker 1: writing about you. Dain't. He's a tall on me. He's

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Speaker 1: the taller on my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man.

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Speaker 1: He goes this book, ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no,

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Speaker 1: nobody's book. Dude got something to do with me. Because

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Speaker 1: everything that Steve didn't learn us. He was growing up

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Speaker 1: from the hood telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this.

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Speaker 1: He ought to go somewhere and sit down. No, you

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Speaker 1: gotta be dick right with your girl. If he's stolen

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Speaker 1: my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my

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Speaker 1: house in my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: who who who is it? Why is it? Hold on? Man?

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Speaker 1: This Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea man?

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Speaker 1: Listen here. Man. Okay, I was gonna phone with your

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Speaker 1: nephew and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold up till you dude. I see you on the

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Speaker 1: front of Essence. I see you on the on the

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Speaker 1: family field, on your radio show. So why don't you

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Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I from everything, Steve. I'm riding in the

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Speaker 1: car with my family. I gotta turn my radio off

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Speaker 1: because you're telling game. We grow sticking together. If I'm

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Speaker 1: running a little game and make my ends meet or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's my goodest. You ain't gonna hold

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Speaker 1: on hold on hold old women. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are. I know you're gone, but

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Speaker 1: I know who you are, and we listen to the

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Speaker 1: show because her hold the first time you're gonna do

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Speaker 1: though back couple a little bit dull because you're talking

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Speaker 1: to me plays if they ain't nobody scared of you

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Speaker 1: because you got money, if you ain't got nothing doing

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Speaker 1: no money, and I ain't gonna be too many listen,

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Speaker 1: it's just enjoy your life. You found the perfect why no,

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Speaker 1: you you found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's good God, plemen, hold on, don't put God in this.

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Speaker 1: Leave God out of this because you ain't calling from

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Speaker 1: the God. Ain't gonna to people killing me with that

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Speaker 1: part right there, God bless you. Don't throw God. You

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Speaker 1: don't want God bless me because you're talking too crazy

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Speaker 1: to me. That's for starters right there. But since you're

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Speaker 1: talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something

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Speaker 1: you at the running game. That's your problem. Run your game.

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Speaker 1: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what

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Speaker 1: I do to man, y'all kill me. You're out there

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Speaker 1: doing what you want to do, like you all of

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Speaker 1: this right here. Then you're coming to me because I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you. Man,

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Speaker 1: feel how you want to feel about me. But what

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do though, it's talk to me like

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Speaker 1: you Clay, because I ain't that Steve. Let's make the

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Speaker 1: player feel fail. Okay. You got the airwaves, you got

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Speaker 1: the microphone, you got the ability to touch a lot

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. This ain't got nothing doing with

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Speaker 1: the air waves. This ain't got nothing doing with the media.

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Speaker 1: This just me and you talking. I talk to you personally, perstantly,

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Speaker 1: me and you can talk any little talk like me

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Speaker 1: and that you call. You're talking all this yet see

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Speaker 1: his people like you? Man, dog, you know why I

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Speaker 1: wrote a book in the first place, because you're always

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Speaker 1: somewhere trying to act like you're something that you ain't.

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Speaker 1: Now you've got the sauce on the phone. Now you're

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Speaker 1: trying to minke about money and to me, it's just

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Speaker 1: me and you're just two men talking, not what you want.

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Speaker 1: And if there's two men then talking in from one

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Speaker 1: man to another, watch you get us somewhere and sit

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Speaker 1: down and quit telling. First of all, I ain't got

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Speaker 1: to sit down. You're already doing nothing as it is.

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Speaker 1: She was soon as somebody go out and do something,

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Speaker 1: trying to do something positive. You've got some of them

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Speaker 1: shaking big chimney way like you sitting up in here. Man,

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Speaker 1: want him to go sit down somewhere. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: sitting down, No damn where you can miss me with that.

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Speaker 1: I say what I want to say. And who are

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Speaker 1: you anywhere? You ain't even doing nothing? And don't tell

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Speaker 1: am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every time I

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Speaker 1: take a step, you take two steps, I call ang

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Speaker 1: hang hey, manny, hey, yeah, you don't kill me. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you quit trying and do something? You won't feeling me? Man?

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Speaker 1: With that on you trying to do something? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you do something? Dog? You should have been here talking

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Speaker 1: to me about what you're trying. You try to selling

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Speaker 1: that same thing to your people. You trying women. You're

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Speaker 1: tied me and try and sell when you're gonna do something.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing something right now. You're talking to here on

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Speaker 1: the floor. You could be improving your relationship with your

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Speaker 1: girl or whoever you're trying to get it together. But

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Speaker 1: you're on the phone with me complaining because I wrote

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Speaker 1: a book. Then don't read the damn book. You probably

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Speaker 1: ain't read it, no way, And don't watch the TV show.

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Speaker 1: You probably ain't working enough to play to be on

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Speaker 1: No how, I don't know. Wait a minute, Jo, you

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing about me, okay, you don't know nothing

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Speaker 1: about my finances. You know what I mean? I wrote

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Speaker 1: about your finances. This about you as a man, I think, Man,

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Speaker 1: if you don't what y'all killing here, what y'all do

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Speaker 1: to me? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking

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Speaker 1: to me on the email somewhere, you're always on the

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Speaker 1: blog talking about me. You don't even know me. Then

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Speaker 1: when you give me face to face, you want to

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Speaker 1: bring up money. This concess ain't got nothing new about money.

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Speaker 1: I ain't brought them money one time. It's about man.

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Speaker 1: Who now, why don't you do that right there? Man? Enough, Steve.

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Speaker 1: It ain't about money now because you got it, okay,

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Speaker 1: because your guy. When you was, I beg that when

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Speaker 1: When I was wo, I was working, I wasn't sitting

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Speaker 1: on the phone crying to some other men. By what

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Speaker 1: he making me feel with my wife. Yeah, ahead, time

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Speaker 1: I take a step forward, you got me taking two

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Speaker 1: step un That's why you ain't take a step. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Did you got frank thof I do?

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Speaker 1: I do? I just husband prey o oh god, God

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Speaker 1: back dog run kills me about this though, comedians have

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Speaker 1: no sense. If you they can't take they cannot take

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Speaker 1: a joke. I was gonna I thought I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get fired that Remember that, Remember that day that went down? Yes,

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Speaker 1: y'all do, Oh my god. Yeah, that was one. That

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Speaker 1: was one right there for the books. That's one for

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Speaker 1: the just ladies and gentlemen. You do just prank today

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Speaker 1: because your uncle miss universe last night. Yeah, since he gone,

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Speaker 1: you know, he gone, I can drive it on. You

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Speaker 1: gonna be with his little hanging out. I'm good, We're good.

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Speaker 1: Be good, catching nephew. New Year's Comedy Laugh Fast. That's

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Speaker 1: the New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. We're hit in Chicago, Washington,

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Speaker 1: d C. Atlanta, g A. You don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: On the first, Atlanta, Georgia State Farm Arena on the second.

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Speaker 1: That's earthquake. Eddie Griffith said, you to entertain the d

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Speaker 1: l hugely hosted by yours truly nephew, Timy tickets on

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Speaker 1: sail Red Nah. Okay, laying in the cut. You know

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Speaker 1: it's laying in the cut. Jackson, Mississippi mL K Weekend,

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Speaker 1: Jackson the Nephew finally coming to Jackson, Baby, get your

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Speaker 1: tickets and have many some fish Friday. When I get

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Speaker 1: down there, I just I'm just throw it. I throw

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Speaker 1: that out there, nice little old catfish or something, be

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Speaker 1: nice for the nephew. Okay, catfish, cold slaw. Throw some

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Speaker 1: fries in there, throw some season and on that. That's all.

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Speaker 1: That's all Timey looking for Jackson the Nephew coming m

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Speaker 1: l K Weekend. Chuckle's Comedy Club. Tickets on sail Red Nah.

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Speaker 1: I love there you go. Wharld Wise, Sir whorld Wise,

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Speaker 1: hear you. I hear you, nef, I hear you coming

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Speaker 1: up next. Thank enough. It is the Strawberry Letters subject

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Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: right after this. What you're listening to The Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show