WEBVTT - #43: Planes, Pools and Pasties 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.960 Brodie, how was your fourth of July? You know what? Uh? 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:05.200 I had an argument with my wife because she said 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:07.560 she wants to We got a new grill and she 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.799 wanted me the first one to use it. So of 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:11.800 course we whipped out the Omaha Steaks that we had 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:15.000 some left christened the grill with the Omaha Steaks from 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:19.759 the deal we told everybody about the right Yeah, and 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:22.320 it was, which is a great deal? Do my eyes 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.480 deceived me? Right now? Did the deal just get better? Okay? 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:28.440 We got free dessert, just get free desk. We got 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.200 a tweet from a listener was like, oh, I just 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:33.400 got the deal from thirty nine. It went down and 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:36.200 were like, what deal? We didn't even know yet. They 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:39.960 listeners were taking advantage of this before we even knew 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:43.560 that Omaha Steaks is back with an even better deal 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:45.560 than we were telling you about on the last couple 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:51.440 of episodes. It's the grill Ready collection for just thirty 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:54.160 nine for twenty four of the Butcher's favorites. And I 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:55.640 gotta say a lot of it has to do with 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.040 the fact that all our listeners took pictures of their 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.319 order the last time they tweeted us Instagram they're like, oh, 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.840 we're loving it. We got my father from my dead 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:06.400 from my husband, and everyone started tweeting at Omaha Steaks 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.080 and they're like, you know what, we're gonna We're gonna 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.560 outdo ourselves. So we took all those tweets that you 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.200 sent us, we screenshot at them, sent them to them, 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.240 and they're like, oh my god, we're gonna we're gonna 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.600 beat it. Now. We're gonna give you a better deal. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:21.440 We're like, okay, yeah, better deal in this box. They 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.679 dropped the price by ten bucks. Okay, and you get 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:26.440 to ten of filet in your owns. Two Beefy's top sterlines. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.480 Four juicy bonus pork Okay, those those I have to 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.679 be Those are my favorite. Yeah. I I saved him 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:35.000 for last and they're my favorite. Also, four bonus chicken 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.920 breasts in there for all beef Omaha Steak Burger. Now 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:43.240 this is new. Four kill Bossa Sausages. Hello, I said Kabas, 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.880 but you say boss They're in there. Yeah. The four 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:52.000 jumbo hot dogs. That's he's a gourmet Jumbo hot dog Franks. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.120 You got a seasoning packet so you can make it 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.240 taste like it's supposed to taste. Yeah, you're like, oh, 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.240 this is good, but not it's even better. Yep. And 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:04.080 four May from scratch. Hello, caramel apple tartlets for free. Yeah, 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.280 that's what Brodie calls the women in his house the tartlets. Hey, 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.440 I have to tell you at this price? Yeah, absolutely 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:15.040 so all that for thirty it's ten dollars less than 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.720 the last thing we talked about. And it's even easier. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.040 You just go to Omaha Steaks dot com and in 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.120 a little search window you put in Brooklyn. You have 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.839 to put in Brooklyn Boys anymore. Just type in brook 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.720 you'll see us. Drop down it'll say Brooklyn Boys. Click 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:28.720 on that, click on that, and they'll take you to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:34.440 the thirty nine nine dollar wonderland of steak. That's amazing. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.119 Go to Omaha steaks dot com. Support our friends and 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.600 keep those tweets coming when you screenshot that you've ordered it, 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.480 because Omaha Steaks he's watching all of them. Who knows, 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.600 maybe they'll give it. They'll take even more money off 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:50.320 next time. How could they possibly? All? Right, then, boys, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:56.960 Brodie and Scary bid it right the first time. Just 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:02.080 got that there, brook Little is that it's been away. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:05.760 They both have so much to see. You know their 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:17.480 names are brody and scared by the boys began tid Boys, 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:23.360 a podcasting against number forty three. It's about the host podcast. Yeah, 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.440 how you starts forty three? Is all right? You don't 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.600 believe me on that? No, I think it's funny. It's 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.600 been so damn lost for a long time. And might 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.840 we say, as we open up another wonderful edition of 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:40.880 the Booking Boys podcast, congratulations to Cardi being offset. They 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:46.920 gave birth to their baby girl culture kr E seppis 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:51.480 and that is culture. We're a k brodie knu l 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.120 t u r E A k U l t u 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.160 r E k r E k I A r I 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.400 c e p h u s. Welcome to the World's 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:09.640 the last name Cephis like Cephi cephisks KK. Wow, that's 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:13.600 close close with a K. Well you don't want three ks. No, 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:19.200 you don't fancy with their names of kids? What happened 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.320 to Michelle and Michael and Jennifer and John and Anthony 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.119 and Louis And those are all great names for all Louis, 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.760 those are all good names. Those are all good names. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.680 But Cardi B from the Bronx isn't choosing any of 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.640 those names. But that's not even her real name. Her 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.360 name is like Bacchus or something, but a Philius anyway. 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:41.680 But the point is, but I mean, is her kid 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.640 going to be cursed? Now? With a K is here 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.760 kid gonna be ku r s. A kid's gonna get 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:50.440 uh picked on in the schools. Celebrities can do that 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:55.120 because they have money to private schools. Calm lesson culture. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.760 You and I wouldn't name our kids culture culture with 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.840 a K know that, and she's the least cultured, like 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:04.440 that's her bit like being like raw, I just got 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.720 the joke. I don't know. And then chi ARII, that's 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.760 a nice name. Kari c k I A r I. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.719 I guess it's aspirational when poor people name their kids Lexus, 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.880 you know, like or Mercedes. But why would you name 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:22.560 your kid culture? I'm sorry, it's it's the culture. If 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.919 it was a boy would be George. Why does somebody 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.120 do this? Why do they have to do things? Wanted 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.040 to debate from the norm because it makes sense. I 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:32.840 don't want to become on the air bitching like this, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:39.000 But god, is it any worse than naming your kid 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:44.160 blue Ivy exactly? And North because the West kids, what 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.440 do they the North? I can't keep tracking again. But 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:50.000 in fairness, her name is Beyonce. So but here's the thing. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:55.000 If you become famous, your weird name just becomes your name. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:06:00.560 In other words, Kanye Kanye isn't a common American name. Kanye, No, 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.520 but he's Kanye. You look at Beyonce. Beyonce is not 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:08.840 a name but culture. And it's spelled wrong. When was 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.200 the last time you thought you heard you we met him? 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:12.960 When was the last time you you thought of the 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.440 name Shaquille O'Neil and thought it was a weird name? 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.119 Never right? But if you met a kid in school 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.360 named Shaquille O'Neil, you'd be like, first of all, why 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.680 did your parents have to rhyme your name? Because that's 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:26.440 already kind of annoying right there, you had to name. Look, 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:31.560 if your name is like Steve Leaves, whatever, but you 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.320 may make up a name like Shaquille to rhyme with O'Neil. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.000 You really wanted it to rhyme. But he's famous now 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.280 she's like, oh, Shaquille O'Neil. Oh, Kyrie Irving, how many 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:42.560 Kyries do you know? But no, but that's those to 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:46.960 me sound normal. You took a word like culture and 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.240 you've now put in a can instead of the city. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:55.279 It's when it's when north didn't didn't northwest? Okay, you're 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.480 fucked No. You know, well, if you're rich, you're not 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.599 your mother's Kim Kardashian. Who's gonna even notice you unless 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.440 they name they had but they had, you know what, 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:09.440 they were given the privilege of having, uh, normal names, Kim. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.760 But let's be honest, they are but they aren't normal. Yeah, 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.400 but they were, I know, but now they're Or Chris 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.760 Martin from cold Play, he's normal. Apple name his kid Apple? 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:23.640 That's that's fucked up. That's fun. Yes, absolutely, that kid's 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:28.640 gonna have a complex with Okay when that's Apple, I 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:32.160 don't know. I just disagree. I think using regular words 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.680 as as names. If you or I name our kids Apple, 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.160 people are like, how's wrong with you? But what the 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.760 celebrities doing? You're like, oh, that's unique, And then the 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.800 friends have to lie to them and go, oh what 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:48.200 I didn't think? What's a pretty name? What a great name? 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.520 Then you go home, you go what a stupid name? 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.400 Nobody honestly meets Apple and goes a great name, great 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:59.360 great name. He named your kid after the fruit banana, Like, what, 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.680 why is apple any better the name you keep grapefruit? 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:08.400 It's not anyway. This textas came in that said, if 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:12.080 we don't get another Brooklyn Boys podcast today on if 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:16.120 the Brooklyn Boys podcast don't drop today, I'm gonna have 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:21.320 to repo a BMW in a dodge. By the way, 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:26.200 can I just say the uh that reminds me of 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.520 the way. He's sort of like street lingo, A little 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.000 bit right, an, a little bit angry. Um. We were 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.920 supposed to record like twenty minutes ago, and you had 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.600 a conference calls. I went to the men's room out here, 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.600 which is a community men's room all six radio stations. God, 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.360 am I gonna write? Am I gonna say the same 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.440 thing that you saw in the men's room? It wasn't 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.719 what I saw is what I heard? Oh, what do 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.960 you want to go first? I think you should go first, 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.800 because I know I tapped you. You definitely topped. What 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.280 do you say? I looked into the men's room, I 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:58.280 wrote this, I wrote double pissed toilet. I walked in 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:03.720 ural no on the left filled Yeah. The kindergarteners final 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:09.160 filled with urine. Fural on the right filled with urine. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.439 How hard is It's like a fucking jack pot of 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:16.160 urine and and one of the toilets urine in it. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.280 So three strikes, okay, I did in the fourth one 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.920 was clean. But the thing is, I haven't arted it 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.599 to flush a fucking toilet. I will tell you. I 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.240 was in there before you, and I flushed the big toilet, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:31.679 the regular size, the regular the average heightininal. Okay. One 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.520 of the guys from the talk station went into the 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:38.280 non handicap stall and Pete standing up right, yeah, because 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.000 I was at the stand up urinally he didn't want 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.360 to use the handicap one, which is lower down. But 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.280 here's what was going on. You ever been on the 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.640 phone when you're in the toilet, you're in the public bathroom, 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.720 but you're on the pone. You're like, okay, you won't 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.440 be able to hear your call, right, And sometimes you're 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.800 you're talking business, You're like, yeah, Bob, sell all the things, 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.199 sell it right, Okay. I walk in there. I don't 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:02.040 know who it was. I know what's station he works at, right, 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:03.920 but I don't know which guy because he sounds like 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.120 two different guys, okay, So it doesn't matter what station, 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.559 doesn't matter who they are. But he's he's in the 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:14.080 handicap stall, the bigger stall, and he must have been 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.880 doing his business. So he had the phone on speaker 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.280 phone okay, which why would you do that because everybody 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.760 in the bathroom could hear you it all echoes, and 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:27.280 he's fighting with his girlfriend and he's she's obviously right, 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:31.719 and he's trying to defend himself. So I probably he 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:36.400 probably uh propped the phone up onto the side thing 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.680 whatever he did, or he put it in the hammock, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.480 the underwear hammock. Do you ever do that? I don't know, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.920 you drop your phone in the hammock? I hope he 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.200 wasn't face timing, by the way, right right, you don't 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.720 want to see that, so you can either, like guys, 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.079 you know, you can put the phone in the hammock. 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.520 So he's on speak with her on speaker So this 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.360 is what I hear. Maybe you know, let mean nothing, 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:56.439 buy it And she's like, oh yeah, how are you 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.839 going to text me in the morning? And after you 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.800 leave the house, You're gonna leave the house that way, 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.280 and you have to tell me you were going out. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.599 He's like, baby, listen, I texted you. I tell you 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.160 it's gonna Oh you texted me. Oh, you texted me 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.719 long after you left the house. And he's like, so 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.800 I walk into this and I'm hearing it. I hear 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.079 him like, right, did you realize somebody entered the bath? 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:22.079 So I do the in the bathroom, you start, you 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:28.120 start like hitting the fucking uh. I did a courtesy 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.640 flush to the urinal because it did a P and 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.559 at when I went in, I thought I flushed the PA. No, 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.920 I flushed the P and I figured that's gonna give 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.160 him like, hey, baby, I can't talk right now. And 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.720 he's still going on with huh. So then the guy 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.320 from the AM talk station comes in, goes into the store. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.840 Next to him the pe standing up. I figured he's 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.439 gonna make enough noise, and so I see him in 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.240 the mirror behind me, because everything faces the mirror. So 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.560 I turn over my shoulder as I'm ping, I see 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.839 the guy from the AM station with the gray hair. 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.599 He's peing now and he's looking he's looking at the 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:02.400 at the divide there and he's just like, either, baby, listen, 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.760 you gotta yell at me I'll come home, I'll bring 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.240 I'll bring I'm I'm gonna go to the supermarket. You 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.959 time whatever you need. I made this money, you didn't know. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:11.959 And she's like, how are you gonna leave me with 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.800 no food in the house? And you text me bullshit 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.280 and don't think you think you're going out this weekend? 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:20.360 And why can't I go out this weekend? Because you 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.959 what that? And and they're arguing. I'm like, dude, take 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:26.199 her off speaker phone, like it's bad enough you're yelling, 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.440 but I'm hearing heart yelling at you in a bathroom 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.439 and she's ripping you a new one, which is what 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.959 you're using right now, exactly what's coming out of that. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.160 Don't listen. So my advice is, if you're gonna be 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:41.920 on the phone in the bathroom, don't talk. And if 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.400 your girl is ripping you a new one in a 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:46.560 room full of men, turn that off. And what are 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.439 your hands doing that you can't grab the phone and 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:51.839 lower heart or at least bring your headphones in there, 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.760 take it up with AirPods. That's why I use a 0:12:54.760 --> 0:13:00.200 Bluetooth piece for you. Okay, the Bluetooth, no, but AirPods something. Oh, 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:04.839 so they can drop in the toilet. Yeah, um, I 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:08.080 got it. By the way, we've been gone two weeks three, 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:11.640 it's been three weeks, but we were off two weeks. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.800 I got a lot of ship to complain about. We 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.360 should catch up a little bit on what we did 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.720 on vacation. We really, we really should. People are getting 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.840 mad at us again. Where the hell's the new episode? 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:25.680 Which is a compliment. It's a good thing, you know, Brody. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.000 I was going to call you on vacation and be like, 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.400 what if you and I went to the beach with 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:35.000 just a basic recorder with a microphone, and just what 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.320 if we did with the ocean slamming in the background. 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.040 What if we did a podcast from the beach. What 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.199 if we just take this what if we get we 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.240 think out of the box and take this thing out 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.319 of the studio, out of them with Mike, without the 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:50.559 microphones and just talking to a microphone on a cell phone, 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:53.160 and let's just record a podcast. I'll tell you why 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.760 asking us before number one. We have a lot of 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.280 sound effects and jingles and things that that that are 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.880 part of what we our audience would sooner take us 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.240 stripped down without any of that than to not have 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.040 an episode at all. Second of all, when we're on vacation, 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:11.880 no offense to anybody. I appreciate everyone who listens. I'm 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:15.880 on vacation, like I want time off. Plus, you and 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.320 I can't seem to coordinate. When I take a couple 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.640 of days off, I I record from the car studio. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.280 I called Jamie, my co host on Walkers and Talkers, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.440 and she'll stay in the studio if she's working, and 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.080 I'll call in and she'll record it and edit it 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.640 whatever and put the music in whatever. But if you 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:33.600 and I are both on vacation, which we always are 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:36.600 at the same time, then it's it's gonna sound like crap. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.240 Plus we have to coordinate our schedules. Yeah, you're at 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:44.080 a club. We're hanging out with pit Bull. Yeah great. Yeah, 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:45.480 well I wasn't at a club hanging out. Got a 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.160 chance to see him down the hard rocks. So the 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.480 tash Mahal in Atlantic City turned into the hard Rock 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:56.880 by the way, not my endorsements, so I'm not. Uh 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.360 it looks great. It was awesome. Wow, vague a style 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:05.600 hotel casino to the strip club. Uh we went to yes, 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.240 we did. We stopped by that, you know, the story 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.400 behind the strip scores. Yes, okay, so here's the deal. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.520 Oh yeah, no, I have a story about it as well. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.640 The taj Mahal originally was owned by a man you 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.280 might have heard of named Donald J. Trump. Yeah, he 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.920 built the taj Mahal one of his many casinos that 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.880 went out of business. Now, he didn't go out of 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.560 business when he owned it, but it is it did 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.440 go out of business eventually. Right, he rolled it's another 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.560 guy sold another rich dude who sold it. How you 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.120 don't make money on a casino I have yet to 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:36.640 figure out. And Scores was was there? Right? So scores Right? 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.400 In the Trump casino, he had a strip club a 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.120 hundred and thirty thousand dollars flying in all directions. So 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.840 that club had a deal with the building to be there. Correct, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.640 So when Hard Rock opened, they were like, we don't 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.680 we don't need a strip club in the strip clubs like, 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.280 we got a contract. If you have a hotel here 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.720 in a casino, we get to be here. They do, 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.560 so they get to be there. So if you're wondering 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.120 why other Hod Rocket hotels and casinos don't have strip clubs, 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:05.960 this one's special. Well it is special but let me 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.920 tell you something. Strip they stripped it of all no 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:14.640 pun signage, no no pun intended that all the signage. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.360 You if you don't know that Scores is still there 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.960 on the second floor. They don't advertise signs. You know, 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.360 you walk into a lobby, it says right up to 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:29.240 the left and council Oak is to the riding. Yeah, 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.360 there's no sign anywhere. The contract didn't say they how 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.600 to promote it correct, So you have to know. And 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.240 it's a huge mammoth hotel and casino and it's gorgeous. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:43.640 What they did with it was brilliant. Wants us to 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:45.080 promote it, We will be happy to do that. Do 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.320 some research, we'll let you We'll let everybody know where 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.560 to find. You'll go down and make sure everything's good. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:53.040 Let me tell you something, there's so many pervs out there. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:55.720 They know where the fucking Scores is. Because when I 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.400 got there, there were no seats to be had. We 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:02.320 walked in, we looked around, We're like, yeah, and the 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.879 girls wear pasties. By the way, it's not it's a 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:10.760 kind of yeah. The girls were pasties. There's no and bikinis. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.359 not allowed to see any nippleage. That's not a score. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.480 It's no score. No, it's no, it's a score. It's 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.440 it's scored for some anyway. It's PG. Thirteen anyway. Anyway, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:26.239 it's tastefully done. It's still there, and they have an 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.119 outdoor area overlooking the boardwalk where the girls are not 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.159 allowed to give lap dances. They're not allowed. They can 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.280 sit with you and have drinks, but they have to 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:37.920 be fully dressed in their gowns because you can see 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.720 from the boardwalk and who's on the boardwalk. Families, Damn families. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.040 Families can see right up in there. They can write 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.800 up in but you know what beautiful. Check out the 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.720 hard rock and you know not through promoting score. The 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.199 roller coast is great. It doesn't move, but you can 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:57.080 sit in it. What you're telling me, why am I going? What? 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.200 You want to see it? All? You want full front 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.800 not me. I'm say if a guy, I don't need 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.520 full frontal, But if I'm going to a strip club, 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.760 I want to see full frontal. You know nice. What's 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:09.560 the What am I paying? Though? Is there one minimum? 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:12.960 Usually if it's all nude, then it's a juice bar 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.160 and there's no liquor. Allowed, right, but it's not all nude. 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.920 It's it's not news for an apple juice, I'm not paying. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.520 I'll pay three dollars for apple juice. If I'm not 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:23.440 seeing anything. Come on now, that's the last thing I 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:25.840 want to see is Brody bargaining with people in a 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.360 strip club. The what do you mean? I gotta pay 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:30.119 thirty dollars to get in and I only get to 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.280 see a girl with pasties by I already told you 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:33.880 that story on the podcast. If you listen to Order, 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.000 would you better listen to Order? You heard my story 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:40.920 about we have some people who are defying that butt. No, no, no, no, 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:42.960 we had one, Okay, so I don't have I didn't. 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:45.080 I didn't pull it up. I apologize when one listener 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:47.440 who said, oh my god just found the podcast and 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.159 I have to tell you I love it, but this 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:52.360 girl is not listening in Order, and I wrote back 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:56.359 and I said, no, you gotta listen to Order. By 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:57.800 the way, if you're listening to the Brooken Boys for 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:59.920 the first time right now, you can listen to this episode, 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:04.840 but you should go back to zero Episode zero listen Order. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:14.200 You need to bloom Boys yet a new short that 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.320 you have. If you're listen to order, you've heard it right, 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.679 I got like six more ready to go. I'm right, 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.200 we have one today. No, you have the Drake one, 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:25.400 the Drake one. Oh, this one here. Yeah. If you're 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.600 not listening to order, shame on you. This is for you. 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:39.399 You have to shorten this out. Fucking boys. Start end 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.760 up from zero. Now, your hair start end from zero. 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:45.560 Now the whole show's crystal glass start end from zero. 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.920 Now your hair start end from zero. So it makes 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:50.960 us what your hair? People, there is so much crap 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:54.160 your want a head. Start us up from zero. It's 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:56.640 our rule. You mustet here. Start us up from zero. 0:19:56.760 --> 0:20:00.399 Let's be clamped. Start us up from zero. Walk then 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:09.320 I forgot you know. And by the way, I have 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:13.040 put in a request with my heart radio so that 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:15.399 when you listen to a podcast, it plays the next one, 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.080 not the previous one. They said in a future update 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:19.359 that might be an option when you can set in 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:21.760 which do you want to go. It hasn't been done yet. Well, 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.240 I'm glad that you fought for the people. Yeah, for 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:27.119 the people. But if you listen on iTunes, which by 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:28.840 the way, we have a lot of reviews that are 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:30.920 coming in on. All right, let me get we should 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:34.200 really get to that. Um listen on iTunes. It plays 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:37.320 the right way. We got a great one for yeah. 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:40.520 So as you know, um, you know, I went to Disney. 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.080 We're talking about my trip and the fight ahead at 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.119 the airport. No problem, we got plenty of time. I 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:46.240 got nothing but time here, brody, Except for you. You're 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:48.119 looking at the clock already. What are you doing here? 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:50.120 We're only fifteen minutes in. No, no, no, no, I'm good. 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.960 I'm good. Let's see is about to cut this ship short? No, 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.720 I'm not not. Let's see. Okay. So, yeah, so we've 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.280 reviews for us on iTunes, so five stars we by 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:00.959 we still have not made the apple too hundred. I mean, 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:02.600 I'm gonna look at the bottom of the barrel of 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.639 the last ten podcasts on there right now, and I 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:07.159 can tell you that we've got to be better than 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:10.160