Speaker 1: Brodie, how was your fourth of July? You know what? Uh?
Speaker 1: I had an argument with my wife because she said
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Speaker 1: wanted me the first one to use it. So of
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Speaker 1: but you say boss They're in there. Yeah. The four
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Speaker 1: that's what Brodie calls the women in his house the tartlets. Hey,
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Speaker 1: because Omaha Steaks he's watching all of them. Who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe they'll give it. They'll take even more money off
Speaker 1: next time. How could they possibly? All? Right, then, boys,
Speaker 1: Brodie and Scary bid it right the first time. Just
Speaker 1: got that there, brook Little is that it's been away.
Speaker 1: They both have so much to see. You know their
Speaker 1: names are brody and scared by the boys began tid Boys,
Speaker 1: a podcasting against number forty three. It's about the host podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how you starts forty three? Is all right? You don't
Speaker 1: believe me on that? No, I think it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: been so damn lost for a long time. And might
Speaker 1: we say, as we open up another wonderful edition of
Speaker 1: the Booking Boys podcast, congratulations to Cardi being offset. They
Speaker 1: gave birth to their baby girl culture kr E seppis
Speaker 1: and that is culture. We're a k brodie knu l
Speaker 1: t u r E A k U l t u
Speaker 1: r E k r E k I A r I
Speaker 1: c e p h u s. Welcome to the World's
Speaker 1: the last name Cephis like Cephi cephisks KK. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: close close with a K. Well you don't want three ks. No,
Speaker 1: you don't fancy with their names of kids? What happened
Speaker 1: to Michelle and Michael and Jennifer and John and Anthony
Speaker 1: and Louis And those are all great names for all Louis,
Speaker 1: those are all good names. Those are all good names.
Speaker 1: But Cardi B from the Bronx isn't choosing any of
Speaker 1: those names. But that's not even her real name. Her
Speaker 1: name is like Bacchus or something, but a Philius anyway.
Speaker 1: But the point is, but I mean, is her kid
Speaker 1: going to be cursed? Now? With a K is here
Speaker 1: kid gonna be ku r s. A kid's gonna get
Speaker 1: uh picked on in the schools. Celebrities can do that
Speaker 1: because they have money to private schools. Calm lesson culture.
Speaker 1: You and I wouldn't name our kids culture culture with
Speaker 1: a K know that, and she's the least cultured, like
Speaker 1: that's her bit like being like raw, I just got
Speaker 1: the joke. I don't know. And then chi ARII, that's
Speaker 1: a nice name. Kari c k I A r I.
Speaker 1: I guess it's aspirational when poor people name their kids Lexus,
Speaker 1: you know, like or Mercedes. But why would you name
Speaker 1: your kid culture? I'm sorry, it's it's the culture. If
Speaker 1: it was a boy would be George. Why does somebody
Speaker 1: do this? Why do they have to do things? Wanted
Speaker 1: to debate from the norm because it makes sense. I
Speaker 1: don't want to become on the air bitching like this,
Speaker 1: But god, is it any worse than naming your kid
Speaker 1: blue Ivy exactly? And North because the West kids, what
Speaker 1: do they the North? I can't keep tracking again. But
Speaker 1: in fairness, her name is Beyonce. So but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you become famous, your weird name just becomes your name.
Speaker 1: In other words, Kanye Kanye isn't a common American name. Kanye, No,
Speaker 1: but he's Kanye. You look at Beyonce. Beyonce is not
Speaker 1: a name but culture. And it's spelled wrong. When was
Speaker 1: the last time you thought you heard you we met him?
Speaker 1: When was the last time you you thought of the
Speaker 1: name Shaquille O'Neil and thought it was a weird name?
Speaker 1: Never right? But if you met a kid in school
Speaker 1: named Shaquille O'Neil, you'd be like, first of all, why
Speaker 1: did your parents have to rhyme your name? Because that's
Speaker 1: already kind of annoying right there, you had to name. Look,
Speaker 1: if your name is like Steve Leaves, whatever, but you
Speaker 1: may make up a name like Shaquille to rhyme with O'Neil.
Speaker 1: You really wanted it to rhyme. But he's famous now
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, Shaquille O'Neil. Oh, Kyrie Irving, how many
Speaker 1: Kyries do you know? But no, but that's those to
Speaker 1: me sound normal. You took a word like culture and
Speaker 1: you've now put in a can instead of the city.
Speaker 1: It's when it's when north didn't didn't northwest? Okay, you're
Speaker 1: fucked No. You know, well, if you're rich, you're not
Speaker 1: your mother's Kim Kardashian. Who's gonna even notice you unless
Speaker 1: they name they had but they had, you know what,
Speaker 1: they were given the privilege of having, uh, normal names, Kim.
Speaker 1: But let's be honest, they are but they aren't normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they were, I know, but now they're Or Chris
Speaker 1: Martin from cold Play, he's normal. Apple name his kid Apple?
Speaker 1: That's that's fucked up. That's fun. Yes, absolutely, that kid's
Speaker 1: gonna have a complex with Okay when that's Apple, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just disagree. I think using regular words
Speaker 1: as as names. If you or I name our kids Apple,
Speaker 1: people are like, how's wrong with you? But what the
Speaker 1: celebrities doing? You're like, oh, that's unique, And then the
Speaker 1: friends have to lie to them and go, oh what
Speaker 1: I didn't think? What's a pretty name? What a great name?
Speaker 1: Then you go home, you go what a stupid name?
Speaker 1: Nobody honestly meets Apple and goes a great name, great
Speaker 1: great name. He named your kid after the fruit banana, Like, what,
Speaker 1: why is apple any better the name you keep grapefruit?
Speaker 1: It's not anyway. This textas came in that said, if
Speaker 1: we don't get another Brooklyn Boys podcast today on if
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast don't drop today, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to repo a BMW in a dodge. By the way,
Speaker 1: can I just say the uh that reminds me of
Speaker 1: the way. He's sort of like street lingo, A little
Speaker 1: bit right, an, a little bit angry. Um. We were
Speaker 1: supposed to record like twenty minutes ago, and you had
Speaker 1: a conference calls. I went to the men's room out here,
Speaker 1: which is a community men's room all six radio stations. God,
Speaker 1: am I gonna write? Am I gonna say the same
Speaker 1: thing that you saw in the men's room? It wasn't
Speaker 1: what I saw is what I heard? Oh, what do
Speaker 1: you want to go first? I think you should go first,
Speaker 1: because I know I tapped you. You definitely topped. What
Speaker 1: do you say? I looked into the men's room, I
Speaker 1: wrote this, I wrote double pissed toilet. I walked in
Speaker 1: ural no on the left filled Yeah. The kindergarteners final
Speaker 1: filled with urine. Fural on the right filled with urine.
Speaker 1: How hard is It's like a fucking jack pot of
Speaker 1: urine and and one of the toilets urine in it.
Speaker 1: So three strikes, okay, I did in the fourth one
Speaker 1: was clean. But the thing is, I haven't arted it
Speaker 1: to flush a fucking toilet. I will tell you. I
Speaker 1: was in there before you, and I flushed the big toilet,
Speaker 1: the regular size, the regular the average heightininal. Okay. One
Speaker 1: of the guys from the talk station went into the
Speaker 1: non handicap stall and Pete standing up right, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was at the stand up urinally he didn't want
Speaker 1: to use the handicap one, which is lower down. But
Speaker 1: here's what was going on. You ever been on the
Speaker 1: phone when you're in the toilet, you're in the public bathroom,
Speaker 1: but you're on the pone. You're like, okay, you won't
Speaker 1: be able to hear your call, right, And sometimes you're
Speaker 1: you're talking business, You're like, yeah, Bob, sell all the things,
Speaker 1: sell it right, Okay. I walk in there. I don't
Speaker 1: know who it was. I know what's station he works at, right,
Speaker 1: but I don't know which guy because he sounds like
Speaker 1: two different guys, okay, So it doesn't matter what station,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who they are. But he's he's in the
Speaker 1: handicap stall, the bigger stall, and he must have been
Speaker 1: doing his business. So he had the phone on speaker
Speaker 1: phone okay, which why would you do that because everybody
Speaker 1: in the bathroom could hear you it all echoes, and
Speaker 1: he's fighting with his girlfriend and he's she's obviously right,
Speaker 1: and he's trying to defend himself. So I probably he
Speaker 1: probably uh propped the phone up onto the side thing
Speaker 1: whatever he did, or he put it in the hammock,
Speaker 1: the underwear hammock. Do you ever do that? I don't know,
Speaker 1: you drop your phone in the hammock? I hope he
Speaker 1: wasn't face timing, by the way, right right, you don't
Speaker 1: want to see that, so you can either, like guys,
Speaker 1: you know, you can put the phone in the hammock.
Speaker 1: So he's on speak with her on speaker So this
Speaker 1: is what I hear. Maybe you know, let mean nothing,
Speaker 1: buy it And she's like, oh yeah, how are you
Speaker 1: going to text me in the morning? And after you
Speaker 1: leave the house, You're gonna leave the house that way,
Speaker 1: and you have to tell me you were going out.
Speaker 1: He's like, baby, listen, I texted you. I tell you
Speaker 1: it's gonna Oh you texted me. Oh, you texted me
Speaker 1: long after you left the house. And he's like, so
Speaker 1: I walk into this and I'm hearing it. I hear
Speaker 1: him like, right, did you realize somebody entered the bath?
Speaker 1: So I do the in the bathroom, you start, you
Speaker 1: start like hitting the fucking uh. I did a courtesy
Speaker 1: flush to the urinal because it did a P and
Speaker 1: at when I went in, I thought I flushed the PA. No,
Speaker 1: I flushed the P and I figured that's gonna give
Speaker 1: him like, hey, baby, I can't talk right now. And
Speaker 1: he's still going on with huh. So then the guy
Speaker 1: from the AM talk station comes in, goes into the store.
Speaker 1: Next to him the pe standing up. I figured he's
Speaker 1: gonna make enough noise, and so I see him in
Speaker 1: the mirror behind me, because everything faces the mirror. So
Speaker 1: I turn over my shoulder as I'm ping, I see
Speaker 1: the guy from the AM station with the gray hair.
Speaker 1: He's peing now and he's looking he's looking at the
Speaker 1: at the divide there and he's just like, either, baby, listen,
Speaker 1: you gotta yell at me I'll come home, I'll bring
Speaker 1: I'll bring I'm I'm gonna go to the supermarket. You
Speaker 1: time whatever you need. I made this money, you didn't know.
Speaker 1: And she's like, how are you gonna leave me with
Speaker 1: no food in the house? And you text me bullshit
Speaker 1: and don't think you think you're going out this weekend?
Speaker 1: And why can't I go out this weekend? Because you
Speaker 1: what that? And and they're arguing. I'm like, dude, take
Speaker 1: her off speaker phone, like it's bad enough you're yelling,
Speaker 1: but I'm hearing heart yelling at you in a bathroom
Speaker 1: and she's ripping you a new one, which is what
Speaker 1: you're using right now, exactly what's coming out of that.
Speaker 1: Don't listen. So my advice is, if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: on the phone in the bathroom, don't talk. And if
Speaker 1: your girl is ripping you a new one in a
Speaker 1: room full of men, turn that off. And what are
Speaker 1: your hands doing that you can't grab the phone and
Speaker 1: lower heart or at least bring your headphones in there,
Speaker 1: take it up with AirPods. That's why I use a
Speaker 1: Bluetooth piece for you. Okay, the Bluetooth, no, but AirPods something. Oh,
Speaker 1: so they can drop in the toilet. Yeah, um, I
Speaker 1: got it. By the way, we've been gone two weeks three,
Speaker 1: it's been three weeks, but we were off two weeks.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of ship to complain about. We
Speaker 1: should catch up a little bit on what we did
Speaker 1: on vacation. We really, we really should. People are getting
Speaker 1: mad at us again. Where the hell's the new episode?
Speaker 1: Which is a compliment. It's a good thing, you know, Brody.
Speaker 1: I was going to call you on vacation and be like,
Speaker 1: what if you and I went to the beach with
Speaker 1: just a basic recorder with a microphone, and just what
Speaker 1: if we did with the ocean slamming in the background.
Speaker 1: What if we did a podcast from the beach. What
Speaker 1: if we just take this what if we get we
Speaker 1: think out of the box and take this thing out
Speaker 1: of the studio, out of them with Mike, without the
Speaker 1: microphones and just talking to a microphone on a cell phone,
Speaker 1: and let's just record a podcast. I'll tell you why
Speaker 1: asking us before number one. We have a lot of
Speaker 1: sound effects and jingles and things that that that are
Speaker 1: part of what we our audience would sooner take us
Speaker 1: stripped down without any of that than to not have
Speaker 1: an episode at all. Second of all, when we're on vacation,
Speaker 1: no offense to anybody. I appreciate everyone who listens. I'm
Speaker 1: on vacation, like I want time off. Plus, you and
Speaker 1: I can't seem to coordinate. When I take a couple
Speaker 1: of days off, I I record from the car studio.
Speaker 1: I called Jamie, my co host on Walkers and Talkers,
Speaker 1: and she'll stay in the studio if she's working, and
Speaker 1: I'll call in and she'll record it and edit it
Speaker 1: whatever and put the music in whatever. But if you
Speaker 1: and I are both on vacation, which we always are
Speaker 1: at the same time, then it's it's gonna sound like crap.
Speaker 1: Plus we have to coordinate our schedules. Yeah, you're at
Speaker 1: a club. We're hanging out with pit Bull. Yeah great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I wasn't at a club hanging out. Got a
Speaker 1: chance to see him down the hard rocks. So the
Speaker 1: tash Mahal in Atlantic City turned into the hard Rock
Speaker 1: by the way, not my endorsements, so I'm not. Uh
Speaker 1: it looks great. It was awesome. Wow, vague a style
Speaker 1: hotel casino to the strip club. Uh we went to yes,
Speaker 1: we did. We stopped by that, you know, the story
Speaker 1: behind the strip scores. Yes, okay, so here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I have a story about it as well.
Speaker 1: The taj Mahal originally was owned by a man you
Speaker 1: might have heard of named Donald J. Trump. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: built the taj Mahal one of his many casinos that
Speaker 1: went out of business. Now, he didn't go out of
Speaker 1: business when he owned it, but it is it did
Speaker 1: go out of business eventually. Right, he rolled it's another
Speaker 1: guy sold another rich dude who sold it. How you
Speaker 1: don't make money on a casino I have yet to
Speaker 1: figure out. And Scores was was there? Right? So scores Right?
Speaker 1: In the Trump casino, he had a strip club a
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty thousand dollars flying in all directions. So
Speaker 1: that club had a deal with the building to be there. Correct,
Speaker 1: So when Hard Rock opened, they were like, we don't
Speaker 1: we don't need a strip club in the strip clubs like,
Speaker 1: we got a contract. If you have a hotel here
Speaker 1: in a casino, we get to be here. They do,
Speaker 1: so they get to be there. So if you're wondering
Speaker 1: why other Hod Rocket hotels and casinos don't have strip clubs,
Speaker 1: this one's special. Well it is special but let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Strip they stripped it of all no
Speaker 1: pun signage, no no pun intended that all the signage.
Speaker 1: You if you don't know that Scores is still there
Speaker 1: on the second floor. They don't advertise signs. You know,
Speaker 1: you walk into a lobby, it says right up to
Speaker 1: the left and council Oak is to the riding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no sign anywhere. The contract didn't say they how
Speaker 1: to promote it correct, So you have to know. And
Speaker 1: it's a huge mammoth hotel and casino and it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: What they did with it was brilliant. Wants us to
Speaker 1: promote it, We will be happy to do that. Do
Speaker 1: some research, we'll let you We'll let everybody know where
Speaker 1: to find. You'll go down and make sure everything's good.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, there's so many pervs out there.
Speaker 1: They know where the fucking Scores is. Because when I
Speaker 1: got there, there were no seats to be had. We
Speaker 1: walked in, we looked around, We're like, yeah, and the
Speaker 1: girls wear pasties. By the way, it's not it's a
Speaker 1: kind of yeah. The girls were pasties. There's no and bikinis. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: not allowed to see any nippleage. That's not a score.
Speaker 1: It's no score. No, it's no, it's a score. It's
Speaker 1: it's scored for some anyway. It's PG. Thirteen anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's tastefully done. It's still there, and they have an
Speaker 1: outdoor area overlooking the boardwalk where the girls are not
Speaker 1: allowed to give lap dances. They're not allowed. They can
Speaker 1: sit with you and have drinks, but they have to
Speaker 1: be fully dressed in their gowns because you can see
Speaker 1: from the boardwalk and who's on the boardwalk. Families, Damn families.
Speaker 1: Families can see right up in there. They can write
Speaker 1: up in but you know what beautiful. Check out the
Speaker 1: hard rock and you know not through promoting score. The
Speaker 1: roller coast is great. It doesn't move, but you can
Speaker 1: sit in it. What you're telling me, why am I going? What?
Speaker 1: You want to see it? All? You want full front
Speaker 1: not me. I'm say if a guy, I don't need
Speaker 1: full frontal, But if I'm going to a strip club,
Speaker 1: I want to see full frontal. You know nice. What's
Speaker 1: the What am I paying? Though? Is there one minimum?
Speaker 1: Usually if it's all nude, then it's a juice bar
Speaker 1: and there's no liquor. Allowed, right, but it's not all nude.
Speaker 1: It's it's not news for an apple juice, I'm not paying.
Speaker 1: I'll pay three dollars for apple juice. If I'm not
Speaker 1: seeing anything. Come on now, that's the last thing I
Speaker 1: want to see is Brody bargaining with people in a
Speaker 1: strip club. The what do you mean? I gotta pay
Speaker 1: thirty dollars to get in and I only get to
Speaker 1: see a girl with pasties by I already told you
Speaker 1: that story on the podcast. If you listen to Order,
Speaker 1: would you better listen to Order? You heard my story
Speaker 1: about we have some people who are defying that butt. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we had one, Okay, so I don't have I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't pull it up. I apologize when one listener
Speaker 1: who said, oh my god just found the podcast and
Speaker 1: I have to tell you I love it, but this
Speaker 1: girl is not listening in Order, and I wrote back
Speaker 1: and I said, no, you gotta listen to Order. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you're listening to the Brooken Boys for
Speaker 1: the first time right now, you can listen to this episode,
Speaker 1: but you should go back to zero Episode zero listen Order.
Speaker 1: You need to bloom Boys yet a new short that
Speaker 1: you have. If you're listen to order, you've heard it right,
Speaker 1: I got like six more ready to go. I'm right,
Speaker 1: we have one today. No, you have the Drake one,
Speaker 1: the Drake one. Oh, this one here. Yeah. If you're
Speaker 1: not listening to order, shame on you. This is for you.
Speaker 1: You have to shorten this out. Fucking boys. Start end
Speaker 1: up from zero. Now, your hair start end from zero.
Speaker 1: Now the whole show's crystal glass start end from zero.
Speaker 1: Now your hair start end from zero. So it makes
Speaker 1: us what your hair? People, there is so much crap
Speaker 1: your want a head. Start us up from zero. It's
Speaker 1: our rule. You mustet here. Start us up from zero.
Speaker 1: Let's be clamped. Start us up from zero. Walk then
Speaker 1: I forgot you know. And by the way, I have
Speaker 1: put in a request with my heart radio so that
Speaker 1: when you listen to a podcast, it plays the next one,
Speaker 1: not the previous one. They said in a future update
Speaker 1: that might be an option when you can set in
Speaker 1: which do you want to go. It hasn't been done yet. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you fought for the people. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: the people. But if you listen on iTunes, which by
Speaker 1: the way, we have a lot of reviews that are
Speaker 1: coming in on. All right, let me get we should
Speaker 1: really get to that. Um listen on iTunes. It plays
Speaker 1: the right way. We got a great one for yeah.
Speaker 1: So as you know, um, you know, I went to Disney.
Speaker 1: We're talking about my trip and the fight ahead at
Speaker 1: the airport. No problem, we got plenty of time. I
Speaker 1: got nothing but time here, brody, Except for you. You're
Speaker 1: looking at the clock already. What are you doing here?
Speaker 1: We're only fifteen minutes in. No, no, no, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. Let's see is about to cut this ship short? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not not. Let's see. Okay. So, yeah, so we've
Speaker 1: reviews for us on iTunes, so five stars we by
Speaker 1: we still have not made the apple too hundred. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at the bottom of the barrel of
Speaker 1: the last ten podcasts on there right now, and I
Speaker 1: can tell you that we've got to be better than
Speaker 1: at least one of them, and we're on. We gotta
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Speaker 1: not unusual to hear from them discuss the use of
Speaker 1: the Oxford Comma pizza celebrities. Uh in the space of
Speaker 1: an hour. Truly intelligent and detaining. I'm glad I took
Speaker 1: a chance on this podcasts. We should steal that from
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save Tanya for next week because Tanya tweets
Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, this is on. This is one
Speaker 1: we got a convert. I want to say that on
Speaker 1: the last oh from Luis Cado, if the podcast was human,
Speaker 1: I would make love to him or harror you guys
Speaker 1: in my my favorite podcast. Uh so there you go.
Speaker 1: And then this one is from my last one I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read is from uh Arina XO x O, r
Speaker 1: I n a Arena. Okay, So, to be honest, I
Speaker 1: absolutely hated this podcast. During the one random episode I
Speaker 1: heard it might have been played during the Big Show,
Speaker 1: I really can't remember. I decided several months later to
Speaker 1: give them another try. I started in order this time
Speaker 1: because Brody would be mad if I didn't L O L.
Speaker 1: I am currently on episode three and love it. I
Speaker 1: am so glad. How are they going to I'm so
Speaker 1: glad I decided to go back and give them another try.
Speaker 1: You guys are hilarious and make me laugh out loud
Speaker 1: at work. I've been having the worst couple of weeks lately,
Speaker 1: and you have really made it a thousand times better.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the laughs, advice, and tips
Speaker 1: you have unknowingly given me. I greatly appreciate you. XO XO. Ps.
Speaker 1: I was going to jokingly give you two stars us
Speaker 1: to make you mad enough to talk about it on
Speaker 1: the podcast, but decided to be nice. So she doesn't
Speaker 1: even know about ABE seventy. She's gonna find out, and
Speaker 1: by the way, here's a heads up. That's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Don't give us a bad review. So we'll talk about
Speaker 1: that was at one time ABE seventy seven thing, and
Speaker 1: he came around. That's great, but we won. We won
Speaker 1: her over, so that's I'm glad she gave a second chance.
Speaker 1: You um you all right, we'll get to email a
Speaker 1: little a little while. I have a question for you.
Speaker 1: I saw a guy at the airport, a lot of
Speaker 1: airport stories. He was blind. Okay, he still is blind,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. Yeah, that was my next question. He had
Speaker 1: he had the walking stick, he had someone like with
Speaker 1: his arm and arm with him, and he had his
Speaker 1: right arm was all tattooed up. And so I'm going
Speaker 1: to go into the premise that he's been blind his
Speaker 1: whole life, not that he was blind like us for
Speaker 1: a week, because because that ruins it. But what I
Speaker 1: want to know is, if you're blind and you go
Speaker 1: and get tattoos, who are they four? How do you
Speaker 1: pick one out? How do you know if they're not
Speaker 1: spelled wrong or they look like ship? What are you
Speaker 1: doing getting tattoos if you're blind? Well, like like Stevie Wonder,
Speaker 1: he braids his hand, he was blind his whole life.
Speaker 1: Who was that for? I think it's it's really it's
Speaker 1: decorative at this point. But then again, how would you
Speaker 1: How would you know if I want to get a
Speaker 1: tattoo of hoo of a bowling ball? How would I
Speaker 1: know what a bowling ball looked like? Yeah? I don't.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't what was it a tattoo of
Speaker 1: do you remember? Uh? One was something that that's tangible
Speaker 1: that he wasn't. It wasn't a name, No one of
Speaker 1: them was. It was a picture of like clouds and
Speaker 1: a field. And another one was if it was a
Speaker 1: tattoo of of boobs them before. So he's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I want this on my arm. I know
Speaker 1: what it feels like, so I can know what it
Speaker 1: looks like. I don't know. But no, it wasn't boobs.
Speaker 1: It was it was I gotta be honest with you
Speaker 1: there certain is it a simple figure? It when the
Speaker 1: guy walked by quickly and I want to stare at him,
Speaker 1: not that he'd know I was staring at him, by
Speaker 1: the way. No, it was, you know what It was
Speaker 1: typical that it was the tattoos that had been there
Speaker 1: a while. It was a lot of green blotch. I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest, like, I didn't look. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: recently done, beautifully defined. They weren't like top with the
Speaker 1: line tattoos. And I was in airports, so he was
Speaker 1: going one direction. I was going to the direction I
Speaker 1: just saw, you know, arm full of tattoos. I have
Speaker 1: to notice clouds and trees on one of them, but
Speaker 1: the rest of his arm from his it was like,
Speaker 1: how would you know what a cloud looks like? You've
Speaker 1: never felt that? That's what I'm saying. What's the purposes?
Speaker 1: I don't get it because I feel like if it's
Speaker 1: something that's tangible that he could have felt in his
Speaker 1: real life before, Oh, I like the way that feels.
Speaker 1: I want that on my arm. But if it's something
Speaker 1: like the sun, he doesn't. How is he gonna know
Speaker 1: what the sun looks like? So why would he want that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends on what it was. You
Speaker 1: said it was a green. It wasn't like a picture
Speaker 1: of his kids. See other people could see what his
Speaker 1: kid looks. I'm gonna have to go with inconclusive on
Speaker 1: this one. I think if you're blind, would you get
Speaker 1: a tatto? Personally? No, I mean I'm not getting one anyway,
Speaker 1: But if I was blind, I certainly would like less inclined,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't know who to trust unless the tattoo
Speaker 1: said I'm blind or it said pency like I was
Speaker 1: selling something like it was. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know I would get I don't know what I'm like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a piercing. I would get something
Speaker 1: like it's okay, ladies, you can get naked. I'm blind,
Speaker 1: like something for something funny. But it wasn't that. It
Speaker 1: wasn't words. Yeah, alright, so I'm gonna cross it off
Speaker 1: my list. I don't know what that was for. Uh okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I got. I took some ship
Speaker 1: over the not not in this stall, not with girlfriend,
Speaker 1: no no, no, over the vacation. I took some I
Speaker 1: took some ship because I post on Instagram I was down.
Speaker 1: I was down at the pool. I was always the
Speaker 1: Boorgatta what are you gonna sigh for? I'm signing at
Speaker 1: the people who posted I'm with you add on this
Speaker 1: this is what this is gonna make me upset? Said,
Speaker 1: I want you to get upset. I want you to.
Speaker 1: I wanted even I wanted you to save the upset
Speaker 1: for this fucking podcast. By the way, one of my rants,
Speaker 1: I don't know wouldn't get to the rank. It's it's
Speaker 1: not done, you will. I have a movie ran well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we get to today. But my
Speaker 1: movie rant wasn't even my problem. It was okay, it
Speaker 1: was my friend Jeff. By the way, my friend Jeff
Speaker 1: is the one I told you didn't give me the
Speaker 1: money for the ticket. He didn't give me that. He
Speaker 1: got left over to the movie theater and I had
Speaker 1: a stick off. Oh what do I hit that story?
Speaker 1: It may not be this episode, so here it comes.
Speaker 1: By the way, as I'm reading this, a text came
Speaker 1: in just now said Scary Brodie. Brodie, Scary, I got
Speaker 1: the Omaha Steaks first package was stolen from in front
Speaker 1: of my apartment. Investigated and set me a new order
Speaker 1: free of Yeah, that's awesome. By the way, if you
Speaker 1: ordered the new but we talked about this earlier in
Speaker 1: the podcast. Right, if you order the new deal for
Speaker 1: th don't tell them you got stolen. Get another one
Speaker 1: at that price. Come on, nine bucks, that's a steel
Speaker 1: right there. Please remember to put Brooklyn in the little
Speaker 1: search one. Don't get to we could we yeah, we
Speaker 1: we gotta get credit now. So I was on vacation.
Speaker 1: I was at boor got on one of the several
Speaker 1: places I visited. I'm ready to yell about the jingle,
Speaker 1: but now I'm not a client yet. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get them. Uh. And I was in the pool and
Speaker 1: there was this guy walking around and I swear to guy,
Speaker 1: you go to my Instagram at Scary Jones, you could
Speaker 1: see it. It's a guy who looks like Anthony Bordin.
Speaker 1: By the way, he doesn't look like the late Anthony Borden.
Speaker 1: He fucking looked exactly like him. Now, the picture doesn't
Speaker 1: the picture doesn't do it justice, but you have to
Speaker 1: take my word for it that in person, this guy
Speaker 1: was a spinning image so much that this guy with
Speaker 1: sunglasses on walking around the fucking pool got stopped four
Speaker 1: times before he took my picture and said, this is
Speaker 1: like the fifth time today. I'm gott being stopped to
Speaker 1: take pictures. This is great that people the guy look
Speaker 1: like Anthony, but people didn't come up to him like
Speaker 1: thinking he was Anthony Bordin. Right, and by the way,
Speaker 1: in case, in case a few of you don't know,
Speaker 1: Anthony Bordin is a chef, was a chef and a
Speaker 1: host of a couple of shows on CNN. Tragically took
Speaker 1: his own life like a few weeks ago. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so he's recently deceased, Yes, and he and and so
Speaker 1: this guy looked with sunglasses on, spitting image of him.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, and I wouldn't have stopped the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm like. I was telling my buddy Dave, who we
Speaker 1: took the picture with him, like, Dude, we gotta get
Speaker 1: a picture with this guy. How great it looks? Gotta
Speaker 1: be awesome? So I wrote on my Instagram and you
Speaker 1: could see it there. I mean, he kind of looks
Speaker 1: like Bill Clinton in the picture the guy, but whatever,
Speaker 1: I wrote, when you look exactly like the late Anthony
Speaker 1: Bourdaine and pose for instagram able picks in the Borgatta
Speaker 1: pool all afternoon, hashtag bar gotta hashtag a c whatever.
Speaker 1: So do you have to read the hashtags right there?
Speaker 1: I mean important can't read. Yeah, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: Plaine general because it's not a sponsored but you're trying.
Speaker 1: I may have to come up with as scary as
Speaker 1: trying for a sponsor Jagle go for it all right,
Speaker 1: But but I will say when I wrote that it
Speaker 1: was innocent, then all the fucking people come through. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you're one of these people, we're not.
Speaker 1: We're not, and you long term, but think it's Some
Speaker 1: people wrote too too soon, hashtag too soon okay, the
Speaker 1: too soon police, the too soon police, came out. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's too soon? The fact that I'm pointing out that
Speaker 1: there's this guy looked like Anthony Bordin too soon. He
Speaker 1: should have waited in Antle the year before he looked
Speaker 1: like Anthony. That's the point of out. Don't look like
Speaker 1: Anthony Bordain right now, whatever you do? Okay, So and
Speaker 1: then it's here's somebody else. I guess it's funny to
Speaker 1: post a pic of a recently past icon just to
Speaker 1: get likes. Lame, really lame. Okay, you didn't. First of all, well,
Speaker 1: angry dom is angry, dold angry, do t hold on?
Speaker 1: I will say people in radio do have a tendency
Speaker 1: and my friends, people not in radio, people Instagram, have
Speaker 1: on social media to post. Hold on, if you have
Speaker 1: a picture with a dead celebrity, that you change your
Speaker 1: profile picture to that dead celebrity when you actually have
Speaker 1: a picture of that dead celebrity. Right, we do that,
Speaker 1: but this person but not like for likes. I do
Speaker 1: it like wow, I got a chance to meet him.
Speaker 1: It was great. But everybody does it. Who has a
Speaker 1: picture of dead celebt and everybody, But this wasn't Anthony Bourdine,
Speaker 1: and you weren't like, look, I made a joke. I
Speaker 1: didn't make a joke. What I said was so people
Speaker 1: understand this. I made it as a joke that it
Speaker 1: would have been inappropriate, Okay, I said, had you posted
Speaker 1: it and said, hanging around with Anthony Bourdine, like making
Speaker 1: a funny joke about the fact that which is a
Speaker 1: tragic thing, that's insensitive. Now, I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: three years from now or you know, it's not too soon.
Speaker 1: I don't know who the too soon police. I don't
Speaker 1: know how long they feel. It's not you know it's
Speaker 1: too soon. It's not too soon. There's no such thing
Speaker 1: as too soon. It for you, it's too soon. That
Speaker 1: don't laugh. Okay, I'm hold on. I'm going on to
Speaker 1: too soon. Ran I put up a joke about somebody
Speaker 1: had somebody old had passed away, like a two years
Speaker 1: ago on on on Twitter. I made a It wasn't offensive.
Speaker 1: It was like a like a tip of the cap
Speaker 1: joke in reference to a movie they were in as
Speaker 1: something like that. And someone wrote, too soon, it's so offensive,
Speaker 1: And I said to who right, that guy's family is
Speaker 1: not following me on tour. They're not seeing it, not
Speaker 1: seeing it so that guy's right, whatever, So you worry
Speaker 1: about you, don't worry about other people on social media.
Speaker 1: It's too soon. It's defensive. Defensive. I wrote, there's no
Speaker 1: book that you can buy that says if somebody, if
Speaker 1: somebody falls downstairs, wait fifteen minutes to joke. If somebody
Speaker 1: dies tragically in a plane crash, wait three weeks. There's
Speaker 1: no You're too soon is not my too soon. But
Speaker 1: but this person and his name is angry down twenty two.
Speaker 1: I want where he gets his name from. That being said,
Speaker 1: there's no time frame for taking a picture with a
Speaker 1: guy who looks like Anthony Budane. He could have looked
Speaker 1: like anybody. But by the way he said to the
Speaker 1: he I guess it's funny to post a pick of
Speaker 1: a recently past icon just to get likes. Lame, really lame.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, first of all, anyone, he's not the icon, right,
Speaker 1: He's not him, He's the guy at a pool. And secondly,
Speaker 1: this guy who wrote, you know, just to get likes,
Speaker 1: anybody who posts anything on Instagram is doing it to
Speaker 1: get likes, So fuck you. You don't understand the difference
Speaker 1: between a tasteless joke. Because he said it was a
Speaker 1: tasteless joke, and someone nearly pointing out a resemblance to someone,
Speaker 1: regardless of that person is dead or alive, really lame.
Speaker 1: So I rove back to that person, and then people
Speaker 1: defended me. And then this person writes, Sammy the Bull
Speaker 1: nine writes, he killed himself and you joke about his
Speaker 1: look alike. Insensitive? Wro the look alike? What does a
Speaker 1: guy killing himself have anything to do with a man
Speaker 1: who was being stopped all afternoon to post for fucking
Speaker 1: pictures because he bears a resemblance to him? Also, how
Speaker 1: does me pointing out that that? How many does me
Speaker 1: point that out qualify as a joke. It's not a joke,
Speaker 1: it's an observation. Again, he look up the meaning of
Speaker 1: the word joke. It's insensitive to throw words around when
Speaker 1: you don't know the definition of that, right, Sammy, Again,
Speaker 1: if you had said something like I choked when I
Speaker 1: saw how much this guy looked like Anthony Bourdane, that's offensive.
Speaker 1: That would be offensive, right, So then then this other
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna stop right there. My
Speaker 1: head's gonna explode. The point is this, These people need
Speaker 1: to get if you had said this, Scott, if you
Speaker 1: had said, this guy was so stressed from people telling me,
Speaker 1: look like Anthony Bourdane, he was at the end of
Speaker 1: his rope, that would be offensive. That would be offensive.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that, But you didn't. I didn't say
Speaker 1: those things, none of If you said, look at this
Speaker 1: guy's package, he's hung, that's offensive. Is now you're making
Speaker 1: a joke. By the way, I'm not making jokes. I'm
Speaker 1: saying these are examples of things you could have said
Speaker 1: that would have been considered wrecked. But you didn't. I
Speaker 1: did not say any of those. So fuck you too sooners, Yes,
Speaker 1: all of you, every last one of you. Enough with
Speaker 1: the too soon. I gotta be We talked about this
Speaker 1: what two episodes ago. If everything is offensive, then nothing's offensive, right,
Speaker 1: I think I talked about that, if everything is too
Speaker 1: so and everything we're in there. If I would have
Speaker 1: written I thought I saw Anthony Bordine, couldn't couldn't catch
Speaker 1: my breath. But I didn't say, they say that. I
Speaker 1: didn't say that ship right, get off my fucking ass.
Speaker 1: But this is why I'm so sick of people on
Speaker 1: social media trolling my ship. Now, if you use the
Speaker 1: wrong your absolutely trolling my ship on Instagram. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to be I'm not an angry person, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm a fun loving guy, and speaking of I get
Speaker 1: so angry when people are I'm sorry, you're a fucking snowflake.
Speaker 1: Snowflakes that the way that has no political I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to say that in any political way. But you
Speaker 1: are a fucking snowflake. Snowflake in life, you are a
Speaker 1: life snowflake. Hit the hell over it. Hit is the
Speaker 1: problem with the two soon movement, right, these two sooners.
Speaker 1: If if every I said this before, you guys know,
Speaker 1: you know it's coming. If everything is offensive, then nothing's
Speaker 1: offense of. And that's why you've got half the country.
Speaker 1: When people are offensive, they're not bothered by it because
Speaker 1: you desensitive. You're desensitized to the because like everybody, because
Speaker 1: when somebody actually is offensive, everyone's like, it's just one
Speaker 1: more thing is saying is offensive. So whatever, okay, stop
Speaker 1: being offended. Anyway. I had a great vacation otherwise, but
Speaker 1: that was a stressful moment for me. That was a
Speaker 1: stressful moment. Well, I had a great vacation. I went
Speaker 1: to Disney, as you know, but here's a couple of
Speaker 1: things I want to point out. I love Disney, love it. No,
Speaker 1: no problems with Disney. Um. We flew Jet Blue, my
Speaker 1: favorite airline. They give you the free snacks. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get to the fight later. By the way, if you're
Speaker 1: sitting in the back of the plane, you ain't getting
Speaker 1: no blue Terrot chips. That's my problem. Hold on, it's
Speaker 1: partly the problem. I didn't even know it, but I
Speaker 1: knew it. No, no, no, I've gotten fucked before, smelling
Speaker 1: the bathroom from the seat that I'm saying, and I
Speaker 1: can't even recline. By the way, no more territ We
Speaker 1: were in rowing team coming back and they ran out
Speaker 1: of the good stuff by row sixteen, she said, Hold
Speaker 1: on a second. The the flight attendant. She went in
Speaker 1: the back. I got another, loaded up again and came back.
Speaker 1: That's not my problem. Love Jet Blue, fantastic. The terror chips.
Speaker 1: What are the best terret chips? The orange ones? Okay,
Speaker 1: and I like the blue. No, that's my problem. What
Speaker 1: you do is the sweepteata fries sweepteaded chips. Those are
Speaker 1: the good ones. Those are the ones you go. That's
Speaker 1: that's what terrot Chips made their name. They made their
Speaker 1: name on the orange ones, the blue ones, their ship,
Speaker 1: the ship. Hey, I like, no, no, no, I want
Speaker 1: a bag orange. I know jet blues, but they're multi colored.
Speaker 1: Do they come in just one color? They're blue and
Speaker 1: they're orange. They sweep potato fries and they're blue. I
Speaker 1: understand in one bag. No, it's not the rainbow bag.
Speaker 1: I hate the rainbow that I'm talking about. The silver woman.
Speaker 1: All No, Then you get like radishes, what are those
Speaker 1: other ones that like it's like green, the root vegetables
Speaker 1: vexetable one stock root vegetables. You specific by the way,
Speaker 1: I know sweet potatoes are root. I get it. So
Speaker 1: you wait, So you're saying that they now have terrort
Speaker 1: chip bags that have just blue and orange, which, by
Speaker 1: the way is a met fan I'm good with. But
Speaker 1: you eat the orange ones for me, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: orange so good swepotato and the blue ones are like
Speaker 1: it's novel. They're blue, but they're not as good. So
Speaker 1: I ended up like I had to ask the three bags.
Speaker 1: Their jet blue is great, they give you more bags.
Speaker 1: So I had three bags right, picked all the orange out.
Speaker 1: Now you would think that an airline would know it's
Speaker 1: customers by now, and that every flight they have the
Speaker 1: same issues. So wouldn't you overstock on one type and
Speaker 1: then do less of the other. No, they're both in
Speaker 1: the bag. Then you said they ran out of ship. No, no,
Speaker 1: she ran in a little her little basket and she
Speaker 1: went and back and got more. Okay, so what's the
Speaker 1: back up the podcast and what's the problem. The problem is,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, fuck you, terrort chips. I want just
Speaker 1: sweetpotato chips on my flight. But you can't have it
Speaker 1: that way. You can't talking absolutes like that. Because I
Speaker 1: want the blue ones, then they should have orange bags,
Speaker 1: or you should sit next to me and we can
Speaker 1: share the chips. Just because you love orange, it means
Speaker 1: the person next you can't have a blue Nobody likes
Speaker 1: the blue chips. I love the blue one. Weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen tweet us hashtag blue chips, hashtag orange and we're
Speaker 1: not sucking stocks hashtag blue chips. Okay, his hashtag orange chips.
Speaker 1: Blue chips are now. Now. You don't like families, you
Speaker 1: don't like going to family places, Okay, when you go
Speaker 1: to amusement parks, I didn't. You've been to amusement parks.
Speaker 1: I went to I went to Disney with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: several years ago, and that was the first and last time.
Speaker 1: What do families do? What do big families do? They
Speaker 1: go they wear the same color T shirt, they wear
Speaker 1: matching shirts. Right, they do the uh Bob's fifty a
Speaker 1: birthday party, and they all wear Bob's Grandpa Bob's shirts,
Speaker 1: light up stuff, signs and everything, Cynthia's kin singara. They
Speaker 1: all got the same shirts. Correct, They're all wearing horrifically
Speaker 1: bright neon shirts. They can find each other. There's a
Speaker 1: new trend. I'm going out in a limbia because I
Speaker 1: go to Disney. I've gone to Disney three or the
Speaker 1: less four years. I know it's a new thing, at
Speaker 1: least that I've noticed. Okay, you're not fooling anybody. If
Speaker 1: everybody does the same joke. Right, It's like when they
Speaker 1: tell you this is one of a kind dress. Then
Speaker 1: you show up to a party, right, and three other
Speaker 1: women have the same dress you got lied to. Right,
Speaker 1: here's the new joke. One guy, you'll see him. You'll
Speaker 1: see one guy and the shirt this and it's not
Speaker 1: like one pattern there's fifty different patterns with the same joke.
Speaker 1: They all say this, I don't do matching shirts. Right now,
Speaker 1: if you buy yourself, I get it, you're grumpy. You
Speaker 1: don't do matching shirts. I get it, right, but you
Speaker 1: have four. But when your whole family does it, it's ironic,
Speaker 1: right because we didn't we don't do matching shirts. We're
Speaker 1: all doing matching shirts. When three out of five families
Speaker 1: doing the same joke take shirt off, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: If everybody in the park is wearing I don't do
Speaker 1: matching shirt. Yeah, and your whole families matching shirts, it's
Speaker 1: only ironic for like fifteen minutes. She say't get a
Speaker 1: new joke, get a new joke, because I saw you.
Speaker 1: I saw you in Tomorrowland. Now I see in fantasy Land,
Speaker 1: and I got the same And then you're online for
Speaker 1: Space Mountain and then you see the thing one thing
Speaker 1: to thing three shirts, right like my kids. If this
Speaker 1: was your idea, if you had like on and on letters,
Speaker 1: or you took a magic maker and your whole family wrote,
Speaker 1: we don't do matching shirts, and you were the first
Speaker 1: fantastic great. But when almost every family in the park
Speaker 1: is wearing a different design, like you sat on a website, like,
Speaker 1: how great would it be if we were the only
Speaker 1: ones wearing I don't do matching shirts. But here's the
Speaker 1: ironic part. We'll we'll get him. That would be the
Speaker 1: funny part. Only brod he can take the happiest place
Speaker 1: on Earth and make it the crappiest place on her right. Seriously,
Speaker 1: did you get I'll tell you where I got a
Speaker 1: little upset. My wife had a punched me in the arm. Epcot. No, no, uh,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you my problem with Epcot. Old schoolers on
Speaker 1: the US. You know Epcot. You go around the world,
Speaker 1: you go to this country, eleven countries, protest by the
Speaker 1: like eleven countries and only one great place to eat.
Speaker 1: I think it's like one restaurant. Not true. Canada's got
Speaker 1: a very expensive steakhounse lit too expensive. Italy's got a
Speaker 1: great restaurant. Rants Mexico has got a good restaurant. It's good.
Speaker 1: Um okay. So in Disney, there's uh the Norway forever
Speaker 1: from the Epcot from nineteen I want to say eighty two,
Speaker 1: when epcut opened to two thousand six, you went on
Speaker 1: the Norway ride. It was like a Viking ship with
Speaker 1: like a big thing in the front, like a Viking
Speaker 1: boat had like an ornament. Right, And you did this
Speaker 1: ride and you learned about the boating industry of Norway
Speaker 1: and fishing in Norway. It was like a lesson in Norway,
Speaker 1: which what epcut is, you're going to learn about the countries.
Speaker 1: And I have I have family from Norway. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: how interesting is this? You learn about Norway and you've
Speaker 1: learned about the shipping industry, and and you've got a
Speaker 1: little waterfall in Norway. Right, And nobody waited on line
Speaker 1: for this. Even though an EPCOT in the World Showcase,
Speaker 1: not a lot of rides. Mexico has a boat ride,
Speaker 1: Norway has this little this this former boat ride, and
Speaker 1: that's basically it. I think there's one other ride they
Speaker 1: don't have, correct me, But there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: rides in that In that part, it's mostly about food
Speaker 1: and culture and learning about the countries. Well, Frozen, the
Speaker 1: movie came out and blew up became a huge hit,
Speaker 1: massive hit, right, guess they didn't have a place to
Speaker 1: put it, so they made the old Norway Viking ride
Speaker 1: into Frozen. Because Frozen took place I guess in Cold
Speaker 1: Norway and right in Norway, they're trying to retro fit it.
Speaker 1: So they change the ride. Now it's a great ride.
Speaker 1: Now it's fun. It's ride. It's the same. They made
Speaker 1: the boats, they're not the Viking boats, but the ride
Speaker 1: is the same. You go backwards, you go forwards. It's
Speaker 1: the same ride. I think I know which one you're
Speaker 1: talking about. It's in Norway. But the old wood coming
Speaker 1: to fluid and coming in the boats into Norway, that's
Speaker 1: all gone. Now it's let it go, let it go.
Speaker 1: It's all frozen. And of course, okay that that they've
Speaker 1: updated it. They updated it very successful. But now my
Speaker 1: kids are all like kind of on the frozen ride,
Speaker 1: like I wish it was the Norway ride. It was
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and wait, like an hour and forty minutes.
Speaker 1: So it's the same ride, but some different people. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you got singing, you got got the They put lipstick
Speaker 1: on a pig. No, they put a lot of lipstick.
Speaker 1: They did a nice job. It's just it's the same
Speaker 1: boat ride, except now instead of the guy going get
Speaker 1: you and the boat going backwards, it's it's one of
Speaker 1: the sisters from frozen, let it go and the boat
Speaker 1: goes back. It's it's cool, but it's a much longer ride.
Speaker 1: It's it's the same ride. Okay, all right, well it's
Speaker 1: a fresh gir It's it's fun, but it's a much
Speaker 1: longer ride. I did have the one problem when my
Speaker 1: wife had to punch me in the arm. Until we
Speaker 1: talked about on the Elvis Red Morning Show. It was
Speaker 1: just part of it was just at Disney. At Disney,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you guys had there was violence. There
Speaker 1: wasn't front of the kids. My wife is married to me.
Speaker 1: She knows me, she knows my stick. God bless, godless,
Speaker 1: how does she put up your ship? Okay? So we
Speaker 1: go to one of the food places, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: which one at the Magic Kingdom, and uh, we bought
Speaker 1: some food and we were going to share a soda.
Speaker 1: So I said, it wasn't a contemporary No, it was
Speaker 1: in the park Magic California. Don't you listen. Don't act
Speaker 1: like you know places like I know the place at
Speaker 1: the time the Dumbo rode. Okay, they moved. They moved
Speaker 1: the Dumbo ride by the way. Okay, So I say
Speaker 1: to the woman, what do I order don't me what
Speaker 1: I ordered right now. If I'm gonna had a die
Speaker 1: coke no ice, what am I gonna wear? What size? Large?
Speaker 1: So I say, give me a large die coke noise? Right?
Speaker 1: She says, we only have medium we have we have
Speaker 1: small and medium. So I said, out of large cups? No,
Speaker 1: So I said, you don't have large is no, the
Speaker 1: biggest one we have is mediums So that's the large. No,
Speaker 1: it's just medium. I said, you can't have a medium.
Speaker 1: You can't have a middle child without an older child
Speaker 1: and a younger child. You can't have a medium. It's
Speaker 1: ill give me a large. We don't have a large.
Speaker 1: So my wife hits me, She's like, don't do the
Speaker 1: large medium thing with this. I said, well, listen, I'll
Speaker 1: have the medium. But just no, that's the large. No
Speaker 1: starts the medium. Was trying to get so mad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I tell you, it's age. That's a large. If there's two,
Speaker 1: it can only be small and large. We know this
Speaker 1: right now. But but but but brody, why can't you
Speaker 1: bite your tongue. You're on vacation, man, why if you
Speaker 1: want your kids? You're having a good time. Okay, you
Speaker 1: just saw the frozen. I had a good time, had
Speaker 1: a good time. I had a good time. Here's my problem,
Speaker 1: my other problem. If you're gonna tell me, well, it's
Speaker 1: the same price for the drinks all over the park,
Speaker 1: so they want you to know that it's the medium
Speaker 1: size that you would get somewhere else. That's fine, Then
Speaker 1: sell small and large. Why can't I buy a large?
Speaker 1: Why don't you want my money? But the price is
Speaker 1: the same, it's a medium. Whatever they're calling it. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, call the fucking Venti and the Trinka and
Speaker 1: the fucking in Santa Mary. Not to me, that's gibberish.
Speaker 1: So it's the same thing saying. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: sell the large. Also, don't go don't say we don't
Speaker 1: have largest here. Why not sell me largest? Charge me
Speaker 1: nine dollars. The medium wasn't enough, that's my that's a medium.
Speaker 1: Was the size of a medium. It was the size
Speaker 1: of their medium. But it can't be a medium. It
Speaker 1: can't be. You can't have a medium. Not even if
Speaker 1: they called it large, it still wouldn't have been enough.
Speaker 1: You still wouldn't need So what's the point. I was
Speaker 1: doubly upset. I was upset that I wasn't big enough,
Speaker 1: and I was upset that they called it a medium. Well,
Speaker 1: foregoing the ladder and just be worried about the fact
Speaker 1: that you have to pay twice because you have you
Speaker 1: not listened to this podcast. I worry about everything. Wait,
Speaker 1: like I please, I'm not even a tenth done. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Disney crossed that out Disney medium, christ hold on, I
Speaker 1: go without Oh oh wait a minute, the fight. I'll
Speaker 1: get to the fight in a minute. Oh okay, can
Speaker 1: I want to play something because I'm mad at you.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at you, but I don't want something for you,
Speaker 1: you fucker. So so I'm gonna go first because you
Speaker 1: referenced this already at the beginning of the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: Shaggy and and Staying said brody and scary, and you
Speaker 1: went screwing broody. And then the song I wrote because
Speaker 1: I wrote it says brodian and scary, and you said
Speaker 1: scary and brody. And if you look at them, by
Speaker 1: the way, if you look at the dashboard or wherever
Speaker 1: you are on your phone, it's a scary brody. Yes,
Speaker 1: you did that right. So everything that you put your
Speaker 1: hands on, you write, and everything right, it's not my problem.
Speaker 1: My problem is that you and I have both bothered
Speaker 1: and we both argue over whose name goes first. Except
Speaker 1: today you funk on the show Big Difference Today? What
Speaker 1: the big the big show on the Elvis Ran Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Play that yellow clip right then and has no label
Speaker 1: on it the top right. Play that this is Elvis.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Elvis is talking about you and Froggy are
Speaker 1: hosting an event in Las Vegas that you can you
Speaker 1: can pay. What's the event? That the daytime stage at
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio Music Festival. I might as well
Speaker 1: plug it while I'm here. I'm not getting paid for it,
Speaker 1: but it's it's the daytime stage of the Heart Radio
Speaker 1: Music Festival. The Elvis Duran Show V I P. Sweet
Speaker 1: hosted by Scary and Frogg. I want you to play
Speaker 1: this clip and you can hear me yell in the
Speaker 1: background at the end. Play the clip. If you scroll down,
Speaker 1: you can actually buy your way into the Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: Morning Show Sweet hosted by Scary and Froggy, or Froggy
Speaker 1: and Scary we were together, We're friends. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be air conditioned. Was that you're saying
Speaker 1: in the back that I didn't hear that. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it again. Brodie screaming, Hey and the guy. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why I'm screaming again. If you scroll down,
Speaker 1: you can actually buy your way into the Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: Morning Show Sweet hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy
Speaker 1: and Scary. We're together, we're friends. It's gonna be because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be air conditioned. Hey, oh, we're together. We're friends.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter whose name comes first. Fuck you, Brody
Speaker 1: and Scary. What the hell is that about? You don't
Speaker 1: even realize it. You realize it just now. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: all good. We're friends. You were sick of me ten
Speaker 1: years before. You haven't met because because I started this podcast.
Speaker 1: If go back to uh, go back to episode zero,
Speaker 1: you will hear me inviting Brody and trying to coax
Speaker 1: him into becoming part of my made it very clear,
Speaker 1: let's go into businesses. I'm joining your podcast. I was
Speaker 1: gonna do a podcast with you, right, but I invited
Speaker 1: you in, So it's me followed by you because I
Speaker 1: was in at first. They created the do you think
Speaker 1: Selino went to Barnes and said, Selino, I want to
Speaker 1: do a law firm with me. I could think Deetson Watson.
Speaker 1: You think deets went to Watson and said, Watson, I
Speaker 1: gotta I got a chicken company. I want you to
Speaker 1: be Deetson Watson. No, Watson's fucking pissed. Watson wants Watson
Speaker 1: and deeds Watson. I created this podcast, and I said,
Speaker 1: will you do this podcast with me? Harley Harley David.
Speaker 1: So it's scary with Brodie sc scary. The point is
Speaker 1: not the point of our pod. To play that clip again,
Speaker 1: thought listen to If you scroll down, you can actually
Speaker 1: buy your way into the Elvis Duran Morning Show Sweet
Speaker 1: hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy and Scary. It's good,
Speaker 1: we're together, we're friends. It's good you cut off by
Speaker 1: yell at the end, we're friends. If you scroll down,
Speaker 1: you can actually buy your way into the Elvis During
Speaker 1: hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy and Scary. It's good,
Speaker 1: we're together, we're friends. It's gonna be because it's gonna be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even because because you're like, oh, we're friends,
Speaker 1: we are friends, so so what aren't what we aren't? No,
Speaker 1: we're friends, but not not in a friendly way. We
Speaker 1: could send on the Shog and I were given equal
Speaker 1: billing for that, So you're saying we don't have equal
Speaker 1: building for this podcast. We're the Brooklyn Boys. We're not
Speaker 1: scary in the Boys. That's true. It's not scary Freaky
Speaker 1: Valley in the four season's scary featuring Brody. We're not
Speaker 1: Huey Lewis and the News. We're not Hoodie and the Blowfish.
Speaker 1: I know it's not. I know it's different scary featuring Broody.
Speaker 1: That's right. Featuring on this album? What is the difference
Speaker 1: with that stuff? By the way, when when they have
Speaker 1: a track with well, that's featuring and usually it's a
Speaker 1: record label thing because let's let's say it's uh, Marshmallow
Speaker 1: featuring Marie and friends. Usually I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: the case there the records released on Marshmallows album, right,
Speaker 1: because it's when I'm looking at this, I like it.
Speaker 1: Cardi B featuring Bad Bunny and Jay Balvine, right, Usually
Speaker 1: Jay Bunny and Jay Balvine Bad Bunny right are on
Speaker 1: a different record. Like the Cardi B is like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want them on my record label. So then one
Speaker 1: record labels to get permission for other ones to use
Speaker 1: the record label. Like, all right, well, we're not giving
Speaker 1: you a top building because we're not you're not bart
Speaker 1: a family, So we're gonna put this featuring. Why can't
Speaker 1: it be Cardi B and Bad Bunny. Well, if they're
Speaker 1: on the same label, it might be a duet, but
Speaker 1: it's not. I don't know if they're on the same label.
Speaker 1: And by the way, don't tweet me. I don't care.
Speaker 1: My point is usually the cases they're they're guesting on
Speaker 1: the record label, okay, featuring, plus Cardi B doesn't want
Speaker 1: to share with those guys. They're just like going, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like, that's like SNL when set that live in
Speaker 1: the beginning, there's a reason featuring, there's a reason they know.
Speaker 1: They do their credits, and then they always do alphabetical
Speaker 1: names starring person featuring Mike Trones you never heard of
Speaker 1: him featuring Clark right now that they start from it,
Speaker 1: they go from A to Z and then they go
Speaker 1: and you know, right, and then they continue then they
Speaker 1: go back from A to Z. Featured featured feature players
Speaker 1: or people who uh like, we want you, but we
Speaker 1: want you to warm up to the crowd. We want
Speaker 1: to see if you can write your own sketches. So
Speaker 1: they're not really not permanent. They're kind of on probation.
Speaker 1: They're like the farm system. They're like their minor leaguers
Speaker 1: that they'll be in a sketch as the waiter in
Speaker 1: the background. They'll get on the you know that sketch
Speaker 1: like after the last performance? Is that one shitty sketch?
Speaker 1: They call it the ten to one because it's like, um,
Speaker 1: what's your name, uh Villis senor Maria Villis, yeah, Villanova, Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: She she's a feature player. She's not in every script.
Speaker 1: She's not in every she's not one of the big
Speaker 1: time players. But a lot of them end up being
Speaker 1: big time players. But that's featuring featuring Okay, well scary
Speaker 1: featuring Brodie. All right, what what were you? What were
Speaker 1: you pissed up? I'm upset because yesterday we were leaving
Speaker 1: the parking garage. I know what you're talking. We were
Speaker 1: in the parking garage and Brodie and I park in
Speaker 1: the same garage as this texture would tell you, because
Speaker 1: they were gonna impound our cars. They're gonna repo the
Speaker 1: BMW in the dodge for some reason, my car was
Speaker 1: on the ramp from the lower level. When I got there,
Speaker 1: it was on you were you were in back of me,
Speaker 1: kind of well, you were kind of off to the side.
Speaker 1: It was like a t it was a right right.
Speaker 1: I was coming up the ramp. So we were at
Speaker 1: the top of the ramp Perpendict. Brody's like, hey, roll
Speaker 1: down your window, roll down your window. So I was
Speaker 1: out of the car. I was getting in my car,
Speaker 1: and you were talking to somebody ready to leave, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, hold on, scary, I I got something
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, just get in your car and then
Speaker 1: you throw it into drive and you peel out. And
Speaker 1: I went right across the front of your car and
Speaker 1: up the hill and out and so and so. When
Speaker 1: we get out of the garage, you have to go
Speaker 1: two blocks, make a right and a right, and it's
Speaker 1: a red light. And the red light and I was
Speaker 1: cooled up. I was creeping up in the along side
Speaker 1: of you. And when this fucking light turns, crean, I'm
Speaker 1: a gun it and go ahead of it and your
Speaker 1: little German sports and then you peeled out. I saw
Speaker 1: you creeping. I saw your damn por TMS was rolling
Speaker 1: without I saw you were getting ready. I could hear
Speaker 1: your engine, reven You're too nervous, you too jittery, gave
Speaker 1: it away. So when the light changed, you were like,
Speaker 1: I hit that HEMI hard boom. You weren't passing me,
Speaker 1: You weren't getting by deliberate. That was a dick move.
Speaker 1: It was a dick move. Why do you have to
Speaker 1: do it was a double dick move. Why I couldn't
Speaker 1: let you get ahead of me after I burned out
Speaker 1: in front of you? Why did you try and burn
Speaker 1: out in front of me? To begin with? Why did
Speaker 1: you buy a fear in car by American? It's not right.
Speaker 1: I was first. By the way, if you want to
Speaker 1: buy a BMW now you had to be brody and
Speaker 1: scary on the road to damn right. I gotta be
Speaker 1: brod and scary somewhere. God, you've a complex. No I don't,
Speaker 1: but I'm listen you tweet us and tell us if
Speaker 1: I have a right to be upset about the Scott,
Speaker 1: the froggy and scary thing. Oh what finds? It's God,
Speaker 1: it's cool, it's fine, it's fine, It's all good. And
Speaker 1: by the way, in the in the Instagram picture, it's
Speaker 1: froggy on the left and scary on the right. It's
Speaker 1: froggy and scary in the picture. I'm gonna mirror image
Speaker 1: that ship like I did everything else. Yeah, he brody
Speaker 1: and scaried you so uh so? Yeah, so vacation where else?
Speaker 1: I went to Asbury Asbury Park. That was fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was great, Jersey. Let me tell you they're back.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw the fourth of July. I works there.
Speaker 1: Uh and what else did I do? I don't even
Speaker 1: know who cares. Let's talk about the present, right, do
Speaker 1: you want to hear about how you knowines go go
Speaker 1: go for something? No, this is a good one. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one's a little pet peeve of mine. Uh did
Speaker 1: I tell you about last week last episode about New Jennis.
Speaker 1: We're in the commercial it says laboratory tested. We talked
Speaker 1: about that, right, yes, right, go laboratory tested. That means ship.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean laboratory approved, doesn't mean anything. It could
Speaker 1: prove to kill you, but I'm not saying that it
Speaker 1: does kill you. I'm saying for all we know, we
Speaker 1: don't know. But they slip it in there. I heard
Speaker 1: a new one, this one. I gotta get the sound
Speaker 1: I got I gotta get the audio, but it's it
Speaker 1: was on satellite radio on a commercial that we don't
Speaker 1: play on the radio. I was in I was in
Speaker 1: the car and I heard it and I didn't have
Speaker 1: a chance to back up and get the audio. But
Speaker 1: I do have the audio of something else. I have
Speaker 1: two things. I want to play this one here. It
Speaker 1: was a commercial for a company called Resort Release. Now
Speaker 1: it was a company, so it was a voiceover guy
Speaker 1: doing a commercial for Resort Release. What they do is
Speaker 1: if you buy time share right and you get stuck
Speaker 1: with like a thirty year time share, uh, and that
Speaker 1: you want to get out of it. This company specializes
Speaker 1: in and getting get the hell out. This is what
Speaker 1: the guy says, Resort Release. They say their customers have
Speaker 1: given them five star reviews. Now, if you hear it quickly,
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, their customers given five star reviews. That's
Speaker 1: not what he said. What he said was they say
Speaker 1: their customers give them five star reviews. Who's day. Well,
Speaker 1: the company that's like me saying every woman I've slept?
Speaker 1: What says I'm the best ever? Or uh, you know
Speaker 1: that restaurant I go to they say they've got the
Speaker 1: best steak in town. We don't know if they do.
Speaker 1: They do they're trying to do in the commercial is
Speaker 1: distance themselves from it and not like claim they don't
Speaker 1: want to direct. This voiceover guy is saying they it
Speaker 1: says they say their customers give them five star reviews. Okay,
Speaker 1: because what if they're lying. What if their customers giving
Speaker 1: two star reviews, but they say their customers given five
Speaker 1: star reviews, so they don't actually give five star reviews.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he would have said all their customers given five
Speaker 1: star reviews, like our customers, our listeners give us five
Speaker 1: star reviews. I think I think this guy is trying
Speaker 1: to distance himself. Maybe he's part of the radio station.
Speaker 1: He's the voice over guy for the commercial. He's trying
Speaker 1: to make it like, hey, let me tell you about
Speaker 1: this great company. Hey let me tell you about auto
Speaker 1: auto dealerships. He's a paid guy. He's there, he's the
Speaker 1: voice over guy. But they're trying to trick you. They
Speaker 1: are like the least people. I tell you, man, with
Speaker 1: these leases, I start another one, no money down, no lease,
Speaker 1: if only to forty nine a month, and then you
Speaker 1: look at four thousand dollars down and you're actually paying
Speaker 1: like four hundred a month what I'm paying By the
Speaker 1: time you walked out of there, it's eight hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a month. That's you want to deceptive You talked mean
Speaker 1: when it's no money down on the lease and I
Speaker 1: and don't get me started on sales. Oh uh, fifth up,
Speaker 1: it's the end up that's gonna suck you, because it's
Speaker 1: what these commercials sometimes. Not only do they go really fast,
Speaker 1: resort release fuck you a lot of times, the resort
Speaker 1: release well fuck you angry do two from my Instagram.
Speaker 1: He sounds like he can kick our asses. He's angry,
Speaker 1: he's angry dom I'm talking so so yeah. So do
Speaker 1: you ever notice now not only do they do the
Speaker 1: gibberish like no legal jargon, but they do it at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the commercial before they even have the advertisement.
Speaker 1: So it goes by fast before you even know what
Speaker 1: the advertisement is. So you think your brain thinks it's
Speaker 1: part of the last commercial that you've heard. They go
Speaker 1: now through a memorial days you slow it down. It's
Speaker 1: like nothing we're about to say is troupe, right, or
Speaker 1: there's there's one now don't know what I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're saying, but if you've heard this commercial and
Speaker 1: you know what they're saying, let me know. The goes
Speaker 1: this is this is seen fourteen twelve. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like bingo, It's like and then it's like for exercise
Speaker 1: equipment or some kind of health aid. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but he does this whole spiel about P seven, p.
Speaker 1: Nineteen and I don't know what it's talking about. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you also notice by the way,
Speaker 1: they these guys, some of them, they use their own
Speaker 1: dealership guys, and they sound so sleazy, like really okay,
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, I don't want to insult
Speaker 1: anybody who sponsors our radio show, right, it's not our
Speaker 1: radio show. By the way, this is stuff I've heard
Speaker 1: on It's not competitive. I'm saying it's not anybody because
Speaker 1: we don't do this. But if you have your own company, okay,
Speaker 1: don't voice your own commercials. Well that was the next
Speaker 1: thing I was gonna talk about. I was gonna show
Speaker 1: you the cable commercials on TV where the rich owner
Speaker 1: of the dealership's daughter is like, I want to be
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a singer and I never got
Speaker 1: to be a singer. So I'm gonna throw you a
Speaker 1: bone by you could be on my commercial. You could
Speaker 1: sing off key uh and make up your own jingle
Speaker 1: and be yeah the dealership, who the fund is? That
Speaker 1: it's something. But she's like the dealership, the owner of
Speaker 1: the dealership scraped up enough money, and that it's not
Speaker 1: just that one. Oh, it's the old guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it. They don't want to get them credit. That
Speaker 1: the old guy, the owner of the dealership must have
Speaker 1: been his daughter, his grand his father. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I get to be on TV now,
Speaker 1: and then the scene I get to write a hit
Speaker 1: song and it's get there's there's the toothbrush guy. He
Speaker 1: invented the toothbrush. Oh, there's one. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what her name is. And you if you've heard the commercial.
Speaker 1: I think it's for the brass sizes. I think it's
Speaker 1: it's either it's either away. There's one like I I
Speaker 1: invented suitcases and his company is called a Way, and
Speaker 1: she's the inventor. She's annoying. But then this other one.
Speaker 1: I think it's for bras half sized brock cups. He's like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Heidi zach I don't know if she's saying zap
Speaker 1: zack zip. I don't know what she's saying HARDI zapi Heidi.
Speaker 1: Something she's annoying. Hire someone to do your commercials. You
Speaker 1: have an annoying voice, You do another one. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't say. I can't say because she advertised. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care who you name you. I just I don't.
Speaker 1: Don't do your own commercials. Is that moving cars off
Speaker 1: the lot any faster? I don't know. Uh So I
Speaker 1: have there's two things I have to do. I have
Speaker 1: to do unused jokes, let's do it right now. And
Speaker 1: I have let's not talk about and I have to
Speaker 1: have to do the fight at the airport. I gotta
Speaker 1: talk about news jokes. There must be busting at the seams.
Speaker 1: Some of these are little, little crusty. We didn't do
Speaker 1: them the last episode. All right, uh oh, this one
Speaker 1: was this week. You were talking about how you don't exercise,
Speaker 1: and I and I and I you said you were
Speaker 1: going to go off for an exercise equipment, but you didn't.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, you would go out for a shake weight.
Speaker 1: You went off a shake shock instead. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that one. Elvis said, Elvis our our host of
Speaker 1: Elvistrandom Morning Shop. He said, uh, he had a dream
Speaker 1: about a donkey. What she did? He had a dream
Speaker 1: out a donkey? And I said, well, what else is new?
Speaker 1: You had to dream about an ass h These are
Speaker 1: jokes that were pitched on the morning show. I wrote
Speaker 1: as one liners for people on the show whatever, so
Speaker 1: we do them here. Uh, let's see. Oh, caller called
Speaker 1: off and she works in a consignment shop, right, she
Speaker 1: hates her job at the consignment shop. So I said,
Speaker 1: what's the name of the place? Bad will Hio. That
Speaker 1: didn't work. So I tried how about no Salvation Army?
Speaker 1: That didn't work. I didn't get there, and I said
Speaker 1: how about salvation isis didn't works? Over three on that
Speaker 1: joke you couldn't get Uh. Greg T accidentally Gregg T
Speaker 1: on our show. You probably know him, Greg T. He
Speaker 1: accident he knocked over a toilet that was here is
Speaker 1: from a client as a gift to Elvis. The the
Speaker 1: fell off the hand truck and broke into a million pieces,
Speaker 1: and so people were saying it wouldn't have broken from
Speaker 1: that height if something was wrong. So a plumber called
Speaker 1: up and he said I saw the video most likely
Speaker 1: to plumber the toilet had some cracks in it, and
Speaker 1: then when it fell, it was already weakened and that's
Speaker 1: why it broke. So my joke was, hey, I would
Speaker 1: trust the guy plumbers know all about crack cracks because
Speaker 1: their ass cracks show. Correct. We're gonna get to that joke. Um.
Speaker 1: Elvis was talking about a TV show. It was a
Speaker 1: documentary about paralysis, penis paralysis, about why you wake up
Speaker 1: at morning. Would like, there's a reason for that that
Speaker 1: your events shut off your penis, your p flow pe
Speaker 1: while you're sleeping. I said, oh, it's a dickumentary to that.
Speaker 1: And then finally, every Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day we do a segment called Celebrity Valentine's Day Cards
Speaker 1: celebrity uh Mother's Day Card, Celebrity Father's Day cards, and
Speaker 1: Elvis reads them and says, oh, we found these, we
Speaker 1: got wind of these. These were celebrities, the celebrity Father's
Speaker 1: Day cards, right, so we didn't do them this year?
Speaker 1: Should we do it right here? Do it right here? Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, let me get you some music
Speaker 1: for that. I didn't know that was a special. This
Speaker 1: is a bonus. I don't know if I need music
Speaker 1: for this. LL throw my cadense off. Really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm pro. You are pro. You've been through everything. You ready.
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day to Lebron James. This is his kids
Speaker 1: gave him a Fun's Day card. Daddy, you are the
Speaker 1: best player and you are the best dad. People love
Speaker 1: you no matter how many times you leave the calves.
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day. D J Kalot got this card. We'll
Speaker 1: come back to that one. We'll come back to that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's the first thing that comes to my mind. Well,
Speaker 1: listen to kids. Kids on the card. Oh yeah, what
Speaker 1: did he right? Come on, go back to it. Nope.
Speaker 1: Prince Charles, Prince Charles from his two sons, Prince William
Speaker 1: and Prince Harry. Father, you taught us we could do anything.
Speaker 1: But Grandma's gonna outlive you and you'll never be king.
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day. Froggy got this card from his son Kayden.
Speaker 1: Froggy on Elvis Right Morning Show. Your buddy your friend,
Speaker 1: he's my friend. Were Yeah, we're equals. Dad, You're the greatest.
Speaker 1: But one thing's for sure, I know that you love me.
Speaker 1: But you love the dogs more. Happy Father's Day. That's
Speaker 1: a running joke, how much he loves his dogs. Uh.
Speaker 1: Kanye got a card from Kim Kardashian. Oh really, Kanye, Kanye?
Speaker 1: Can I find a better dad? No? I can't, but
Speaker 1: please stop going off on your crazy ass rants. Happy
Speaker 1: Father's Day. Drake got a card? Yeah, how's he going
Speaker 1: to say anything? Dad? As a father, nobody can beat you.
Speaker 1: I hope someday I get the chance to meet you.
Speaker 1: Oh scary? Your girlfriend sent this? Car Robin sent You're scary.
Speaker 1: Remember on Valentine's Day when you wanted a quick thrill? Well,
Speaker 1: I lied to you. I wasn't on the pill. Happy
Speaker 1: Father's Day. I think I don't know what we're doing
Speaker 1: with a kid and DJ Kalin's kid. Really, Dad, you're
Speaker 1: awesome and silly and fun. Last year you had a
Speaker 1: good Father's Day. This year you get another one. So
Speaker 1: those that we didn't get to on the show, all right,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about next week what happened to
Speaker 1: us at the movie theater and how United air Lines
Speaker 1: fucked me. I can give you a few emails before
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna get into your rent. Right here,
Speaker 1: just talking about happening at that day airport. Yep, and
Speaker 1: I gotta go five minutes. Let's go. That sounds like
Speaker 1: it's welcome. You've got mail. Robin Barbietto writes to us.
Speaker 1: Started listening to the podcast two weeks ago when The
Speaker 1: Big Show went on vacation. I'm loving all the episodes.
Speaker 1: She just went right into it. Hi, Hi, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: up to episode thirty one. Started from zero love and
Speaker 1: really like this podcast because both of you are really
Speaker 1: funny and entertaining, and you too seem to to be
Speaker 1: really down to earth and relatable. I love the jokes,
Speaker 1: how you guys pick on each other and the occasional
Speaker 1: arguments between yourselves. For some reason, I enjoy both of
Speaker 1: you more on this podcast than in the Big Show
Speaker 1: because I feel like in the podcast both of you
Speaker 1: can really show your true personalities to the listeners. Well,
Speaker 1: on the Big Show, it seems like maybe, man, you
Speaker 1: guys have to present a different version of yourselves to us.
Speaker 1: If this is the case, I understand why it needs
Speaker 1: to be that way. No matter what, all of you
Speaker 1: guys will always listen to you. Uh and the Big
Speaker 1: Show and the pod cast scary. You're a funny guy,
Speaker 1: have a big heart, Brody, I will make sure to
Speaker 1: get my free dessert one day. Totally agree that even
Speaker 1: is not even peace out. That's true, Brody. Don't you
Speaker 1: think that we are kind of shadows of ourselves on
Speaker 1: the big show. I think I'm the real me on
Speaker 1: my phone taps. Okay, I just don't talk a lot
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. And I think I have to
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast, you know why? Um? Wow? You know,
Speaker 1: although I have been I have been talking more on
Speaker 1: the have to say, Elvis has been going to me
Speaker 1: more often. I think the success of this podcast has
Speaker 1: maybe helped that along. Um, but no, I don't think I.
Speaker 1: I certainly am the same person in the fifty minute
Speaker 1: Morning Show that we Shelly, Shelly and uh Shelly Lynn,
Speaker 1: by the way, tweets us like crazy and also emails
Speaker 1: us like crazy as well. She just wanted to give
Speaker 1: a shout out because of her walmart irony story. She
Speaker 1: had her rant, but I'm not gonna I'm gonna save that, Okay,
Speaker 1: But Shelly, we love you, thanks for being such an
Speaker 1: active part of our show. Funny picture from Marciana Collaboratero.
Speaker 1: I've seen the colaborado I've seen this before. Just started
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast at work and in trouble for
Speaker 1: it for laughing out loud, I really don't. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Right now? Somebody okay, somebody legit just reset
Speaker 1: our computer and everything went out. Tools. I mean we're
Speaker 1: still recording, right, I'm still recording a pro tools. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that we're you're hearing this, but look at this,
Speaker 1: I got no music. Somebody literally went into the screen.
Speaker 1: I saw the arrow go and it said, we start
Speaker 1: shutting down. Huh, Well the only one person has access
Speaker 1: to do that. Well that's a bunch of ship right now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. All right, Well we'll just continue without it,
Speaker 1: and then you'll go tell the person like what doesn't matter, No, no,
Speaker 1: fuck it anyway, I'm pissed anyway, Love you both. Keep
Speaker 1: up the excellent worth work. Here's a funny picture. It's
Speaker 1: a picture of an a T M. And this is
Speaker 1: spacing of words as everything people. The sign is supposed
Speaker 1: to say, pen is broken, please use finger. The word
Speaker 1: pen and the word is are next to each other,
Speaker 1: so it reads pets broken, Please use finger. It's one
Speaker 1: of my all time favorites. I've seen it before. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's really you think that's really yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I want to figure no. I mean originally you think
Speaker 1: maybe someone's like make somebody maybe. Crystal Siros wrote, Hey,
Speaker 1: finally listening in order. Been a fan of the Big
Speaker 1: Show for ten years. I love all the podcasts. I
Speaker 1: ignored your request to listen in order for two months. However,
Speaker 1: I found myself all caught up on my favorite podcast,
Speaker 1: and the Morning Show was on a very long long vacation.
Speaker 1: I am now an episode sixteen. Put my headphones on
Speaker 1: every day, go about you with you two with him
Speaker 1: with my ear I'm always getting earwormed with your jingles
Speaker 1: and parody songs. Can't stop singing Brody' steak dinner update
Speaker 1: right now. By the way, the update is I still
Speaker 1: have steak yeah and ranswer hysterical. I specially loved your
Speaker 1: interview with the fat Jew. Thanks for introducing him to me.
Speaker 1: Oh she there you go, she didn't know about the
Speaker 1: fat you. Uh scary. Wednesday was my birthday? Could you
Speaker 1: shot me out a wink smile because she knows how
Speaker 1: much you hate that Brody? Okay, and happy four the
Speaker 1: July to America and you guys, love you Brooke and
Speaker 1: Boys podcast, my new favorite podcast. That's Crystal in the
Speaker 1: area code for oh one. And as we wait for
Speaker 1: our computer to come back up, I guess I'll just
Speaker 1: pad with another couple of emails. And it's rebooting. It's
Speaker 1: on its way. Am I gonna do the rant? You
Speaker 1: know on my rant music? Well, it's give me two seconds.
Speaker 1: It's restarting windows here according to the computer. Hayden Manders
Speaker 1: wrote another one. Hey, Brody and Scary, Okay, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I just finished the episode thirty two and I was
Speaker 1: thinking it's scary is to me, not to the person
Speaker 1: writing email. That is correct. You pointed right at me
Speaker 1: and said you exactly. Thinking Scary could still learn how
Speaker 1: to play baseball better than he can now because that
Speaker 1: was on that episode Grammar Police Police. I can't remem
Speaker 1: remember what episode it was, but Brody said something about
Speaker 1: liquefied beat juice, and I realized that was redundant because
Speaker 1: beat juice it's already a liquid. Okay, So this is
Speaker 1: a rule we have on the podcast. If it's if
Speaker 1: it's three days ago that we posted, you can't correct me.
Speaker 1: You can't go back to podcast from us a six
Speaker 1: months ago. All right, So what is that twelve weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Fourteen weeks ago, because we had two weeks off, that's
Speaker 1: months ago. What you missed was I explained this already.
Speaker 1: When you listen to the next episode, you'll hear it.
Speaker 1: But I'll make this exception because I don't want to
Speaker 1: be listening to this and not remembering. What I said was,
Speaker 1: what is it purified liquified beat? You it's not beat
Speaker 1: juice that's been liquefied. It's liquified beats that are now juice. Right,
Speaker 1: that's what I said. Okay, well, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: and two quick ones. Hey, Brody, scary scary Brodie, it's
Speaker 1: the juice from liquified beats. I first wanted to share
Speaker 1: how much I love your podcast, like feel I've come
Speaker 1: up with the perfect fan army name. By the way,
Speaker 1: we've got to come up with a fan army name
Speaker 1: we have to have. By the way, we are what
Speaker 1: is Yeah, we don't have it. We're already we're talking.
Speaker 1: Don't hold us to it. We're we're thinking about maybe
Speaker 1: around episode fifty doing a live event. I think that's
Speaker 1: a little too soon. I would I'd rather under promised
Speaker 1: and over deliver. But okay, well maybe no, no, I
Speaker 1: mean people have come to us and said, what do
Speaker 1: you think? All right, so what do you think of
Speaker 1: an interchangeable fan army name that is compromised of both
Speaker 1: of your names? The brewer? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What did
Speaker 1: you say, an interchangeable fan army name that is comprised
Speaker 1: of both You said, that's compromised. That is com I'm sorry, comprised,
Speaker 1: my oh you made that up. Yeah, okay, here's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking the brearies or it would be scrods. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's from Tim Pagani. Thank you from so much that
Speaker 1: I kicked him in the scrot I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: No no. Um, Madeline Jerasy writes, Hey, Sciri and Brodie. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm a scary and brody kind of girl. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love you, Madeline. Um. I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: that I love listening and cracking up at your podcast,
Speaker 1: especially your grammar bit. Y'all make me laugh all through
Speaker 1: all the way from Louisiana and help me get through
Speaker 1: my very tough times I've been going through. I've listened
Speaker 1: three times to each episode, by the way, to y'all
Speaker 1: more listens. Would love a response since I've never gotten
Speaker 1: one to my tweets I've sent. Yes, my account is public,
Speaker 1: not private. Ha ha, Brody Scary hit the jingle for
Speaker 1: not replying to people, and I write that to every tweet. Well,
Speaker 1: somehow Madeleine's got lost in a vortex. Madeline, we love you,
Speaker 1: by the way. That's not put her handle in? Did
Speaker 1: she put her actual Twitter name? Her name is Madeline
Speaker 1: Jerasi and her I don't have it in. Done that?
Speaker 1: You show me the tweet I didn't reply to and
Speaker 1: my phone didn't show it. Well, I sit here like
Speaker 1: an idiot all day, replying everybody. All I could tell
Speaker 1: you is take Madeline's advice. If if we're not read
Speaker 1: new podcast fast enough, why don't you give a listen
Speaker 1: to an older one. We could use the spins, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take We'll take extra listens. So go ahead as
Speaker 1: you were. Do we have my is it? We're back up?
Speaker 1: All right? So I'm flying home with the family, my
Speaker 1: wife and kids, leaving Disney, happiest place on Earth, and
Speaker 1: we're on again. We're on Jet Blue. This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Jet Blue, love them, nothing do with
Speaker 1: the Yellando Airport or tart chips. Right now. You know
Speaker 1: how when you're boarding a plane, they'll say everyone from
Speaker 1: group A, everyone from group B, or everyone from group
Speaker 1: one and group two and group three, and if you're
Speaker 1: not in that group, you shouldn't be standing. Don't get
Speaker 1: on the line. You're like, oh, I'm in group six.
Speaker 1: They're gonna call me any second, right, Okay, so we're on.
Speaker 1: We're in group B. Group A gets online. We stand
Speaker 1: off to the side. Anyone that's in Group A is
Speaker 1: now on the line. Right wait wait, wait, wait wait,
Speaker 1: Group B please gonta line. Group Group B can out board.
Speaker 1: So we get on group where maybe the third be
Speaker 1: in the line. A couple of a's leftover that haven't
Speaker 1: gone through yet, A couple of bees, and then us
Speaker 1: and behind us now is all the other bees, and
Speaker 1: behind me is a is a is a woman who
Speaker 1: wasn't taking any ship. Okay, she she backed us up.
Speaker 1: You'll be able to on, you'll be able to figure out.
Speaker 1: You don't know, you don't you don't know where it's going.
Speaker 1: Then they say, now I'm not paying attention. When we travel,
Speaker 1: my kids tend to hang with my wife. They kind
Speaker 1: of surround her a little bit, and I'm like, behind them, right,
Speaker 1: they're all talking to mom. So I'm behind them. So
Speaker 1: I'm maybe like five ft behind my wife. I'm not
Speaker 1: next door because they got all one for his suitcases
Speaker 1: now in a way, because we're all taking a luggage
Speaker 1: on the plane. And so, Plus I was tweeting people
Speaker 1: probably replying to tweets. But I hear my I replied
Speaker 1: to him. So I hear my wife say to this woman,
Speaker 1: excuse me. Now, my wife is not like me. She's
Speaker 1: very quiet, non confrontational. Not with me. No you around
Speaker 1: the around the hips. No, no, my wife, my wife,
Speaker 1: my wife. No you have I'm glad she doesn't. No,
Speaker 1: you have nice curvy hips. My might listen. So my
Speaker 1: wife isn't normally confrontational except with me, right, she doesn't
Speaker 1: like to get into heated arguments. I do. So I
Speaker 1: hear and say, excuse me, you can't just walk up
Speaker 1: on the line. The woman says, what I'm standing here
Speaker 1: when next in line? You just cut me? So the
Speaker 1: woman said. Now, this woman, I want to say, was
Speaker 1: in her sixties, not old, just you know, old enough
Speaker 1: old enough that Yeah. So she says, well, they called
Speaker 1: group C. I'm in Group C. So my wife says.
Speaker 1: So my wife says, that's great, but there's a line
Speaker 1: behind us. You need to get in the back of
Speaker 1: the line. Group are you in again? B A is
Speaker 1: in front of us. They're already going through now be
Speaker 1: is online behind it. By the way, you do know
Speaker 1: that if she would have went up before you, her
Speaker 1: ticket and everything would have buzzed because they already called C.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter the story. Mr another
Speaker 1: one room, my jokes. Let me get the story. So
Speaker 1: she's trying to cut my wife. She got up off
Speaker 1: the chair and just got into the line in front
Speaker 1: of the chair she was sitting in. So my so
Speaker 1: I'm looking like, do I need to jump in here
Speaker 1: because my wife doesn't need rescuing until she I get
Speaker 1: the impression she does. She's fine. The woman's like, but
Speaker 1: they called C. So the woman behind me goes, get
Speaker 1: your ass back in the end of the line. The
Speaker 1: blood lady was there. You cut the line. That's ass
Speaker 1: in the back right, Okay, so you don't even have
Speaker 1: to do anything. So I turned to hard go thank you,
Speaker 1: no problem. I hate when pitches cut the line. Okay,
Speaker 1: true story. I So the woman is dumbfounded. She's a
Speaker 1: look on her face like, so, I'm looking at her,
Speaker 1: and I said, so, I said, you need to go
Speaker 1: to the back of the line. She's like that, but
Speaker 1: they called se I don't understand. So I said, how
Speaker 1: lines work? Right? So people online laugh because I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I nailed her on the joke, right, So
Speaker 1: people are like, going, getting it back kind of back.
Speaker 1: I don't like, okay, So she starts walking towards the back.
Speaker 1: We move up a couple of feet because people are
Speaker 1: still boring the plane, and a guy comes up, her husband.
Speaker 1: He's got his polo shirt tucked into his shorts and
Speaker 1: his his goal chains. He looks like a guy who
Speaker 1: thirty years ago might have been tough. Doesn't that much
Speaker 1: hair left. He's in his sixties. Also, whatever he says
Speaker 1: to me, you say, what're you saying my wife? He's staying.
Speaker 1: He's like coming at me a little bit. So I'm
Speaker 1: moving up now. So he was next to me and
Speaker 1: I'm moving up. I said, I'm sending to your wife.
Speaker 1: I said, she doesn't how a line works. He goes,
Speaker 1: that's not what he said. You watch how you talk
Speaker 1: to my wife. I said, So, not like you're ever
Speaker 1: gonna talk to his fucking wife again, right, like like
Speaker 1: the next time time watch to right. So I say
Speaker 1: to him, so, and now I'm like a few feet
Speaker 1: away from him as we're boarding the plane. My wife
Speaker 1: and kids are looking at me now like what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Now? They're not looking at me to fight,
Speaker 1: but they look at me like, dad, this guy is
Speaker 1: like getting tough. That's uncomfortable. That's they're trying to make
Speaker 1: you fight. So I look at my I look down
Speaker 1: at myself, and I look at him, and I go,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Like in a way like I'll kill
Speaker 1: you now. I'm not violent, but I was getting upset.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I didn't say anything about your wife.
Speaker 1: Just now a line works. She caught the line. Everybody's
Speaker 1: mad at your wife. They're now a line works. So
Speaker 1: I said, they're now a line works. So now he's
Speaker 1: like stepping towards me, like watch how you speak to
Speaker 1: my wife. So I said, are you serious? I said,
Speaker 1: do you know you're in an airport? Are you really
Speaker 1: gonna fight me in an airport? And I look over
Speaker 1: and it's like the guys, the the security guys at
Speaker 1: the gate, These two big guys are like looking and
Speaker 1: I go, I look at it, and I look at
Speaker 1: them and I go, you see this guy, I get
Speaker 1: him to look like right, and they look at me
Speaker 1: like yeah, this guy is crazy. I'm like, so I go,
Speaker 1: you see us two guys there after I hit you,
Speaker 1: they're gonna pull me off you, right, So we're not
Speaker 1: gonna have a fight at an airport. And so the
Speaker 1: woman behind me is like, that's right, old man, You're
Speaker 1: not gonna he'll kill you. And I'm like, so I
Speaker 1: look at him, not choosing your right, the hype man right.
Speaker 1: So so he's he steps back and we get on
Speaker 1: the plane and as I'm as I'm boarding, the security
Speaker 1: guys like give me like the yeah man like yeah,
Speaker 1: like good deal. Right. So we get on the plane
Speaker 1: and we're in Row nineteen. Next episode, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you about Row because road twice they they had a
Speaker 1: problem too. They brought a cat on the plane. And
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna give you my ship about them. So
Speaker 1: we get on the plane and uh, funk Face and
Speaker 1: his wife are in fourteen right, and uh so, by
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't I didn't catch their names, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because I can't. You can't you can't do an a
Speaker 1: few to them, the few old people. So she I
Speaker 1: don't know where he went. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: didn't get on the line. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom. He's not she got online first.
Speaker 1: I guess he got on the end of the line
Speaker 1: and she caught. I don't know how it worked. She
Speaker 1: gets on the on the in row fourteen, right, five
Speaker 1: rows ahead of us, the same side of the plane.
Speaker 1: She puts her bag up in the in the storage
Speaker 1: bin right above, and then the woman either next to
Speaker 1: her or across some heart of one row behind her
Speaker 1: puts her bag next to hers in the overhead storage bin.
Speaker 1: Now there's no assigned storage bins, and the storage bins
Speaker 1: don't line up perfectly with the seats. So a storage
Speaker 1: bin what holds three three suits? Right? So she put
Speaker 1: hers up. The woman behind her put hers in the
Speaker 1: storage bin. Fuck faced woman gets up, stands up, takes
Speaker 1: the suitcase out and goes, excuse me, this is from
Speaker 1: my husband's bag. So the woman gets up and goes
Speaker 1: and she puts it on the floor. So no woman
Speaker 1: goes excuse me, takes the bag and puts it back up.
Speaker 1: Now my wife and I see this one, like, holy
Speaker 1: sh it, she doesn't know you, he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to write. There's no plane etiquette, so I stopped going first.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter first explain to people who don't fly,
Speaker 1: it's first come, first service with I think I just
Speaker 1: did the compartment bins. No, you can't. It doesn't. You
Speaker 1: can't save a fucking space, right if I sit down
Speaker 1: and my my girlfriend's not next to me, if the
Speaker 1: space is taken, If so, somebody rides the space, it's
Speaker 1: not fucking Now. If you're in row one, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If you're in row thirty one by the bathrooms, don't
Speaker 1: put your fucking bag in row one. No, But if
Speaker 1: you're one row off, you can put your bag in there, right,
Speaker 1: So she takes it down. The woman goes, excuse me,
Speaker 1: don't touch my bag and puts the bag up. So
Speaker 1: I I see this, I go, holy shit. By six,
Speaker 1: Holy crap. She doesn't know plane etiquette orline etiquette. Oh right,
Speaker 1: And so the woman gets up. She goes, I said,
Speaker 1: that's from my husband's bag, and she starts pulling it out.
Speaker 1: The other woman gets up and puts her hands on
Speaker 1: the bag, and they're fighting over the bag. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The husband is now coming down the arm from the
Speaker 1: front of the plane. I see him now, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? He can't go any faster because there's
Speaker 1: people in front of him. The woman, my hype woman
Speaker 1: now yells out, oh shit, bitch doesn't know anything. So
Speaker 1: I say, okay, So I'm all upset. I go. So
Speaker 1: I say, stewart iss star hold on, fuck you, I
Speaker 1: fight attendant, fuck you. I you're the too soon patrol.
Speaker 1: I say, stewardess, can you please go help them? Because
Speaker 1: it's a woman and she's on a plane. So I
Speaker 1: say stewart us. You know why, because I don't have
Speaker 1: the time to think about the PC term for flight
Speaker 1: attendant when a woman is about to get punched. So
Speaker 1: I say stewardess. So my daughter looks at me like
Speaker 1: flight attendant. I'm like, I'm like, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I don't give a fuck. All right,
Speaker 1: it's like, you're a janitorial engineer, you're a garbage man.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. You're a flight attendant. When I remember,
Speaker 1: you're a stewardess. When I don't and someone's about to
Speaker 1: get punched. That's it. I'm sorry. It's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not a missile. I don't know. I'm not a messius.
Speaker 1: We we learned to kid. I'm a massage therapist. You're
Speaker 1: a massioux. She went to messious school. All right, don't
Speaker 1: tweet me. I don't want. I don't I don't need
Speaker 1: the argument. My point was I tried to save the
Speaker 1: woman from getting punched. And so the stewardess flight attendant
Speaker 1: woman comes over and said, man, what's the problem. She's
Speaker 1: putting her bag on my husband. And I'm like, holy
Speaker 1: sh it, this when I realized it's not me, it's
Speaker 1: this fucking woman. So the husband now gets to that
Speaker 1: point and he's like a couple of feet away right going,
Speaker 1: I gotta put my bag there. It's like I told you,
Speaker 1: it's my husband's bag. It's tough for your husband's bag,
Speaker 1: it's for anybody's bag. You like cutting, horror? You did
Speaker 1: sit line cutting horror? Yes, I enunciated, and I didn't
Speaker 1: the word horror. I'm saying that here, line cutting, He said, cutting.
Speaker 1: You just want to make sure because it sounded something No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't call her effectless cutting? Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: make sure you know what I might someday. This woman
Speaker 1: was close. She was definitely an aunt. She may not
Speaker 1: have been the whole word, but she was close. So
Speaker 1: that was the So the flowers, the fight. I had
Speaker 1: to tell the guy like, I you serious, Like I look,
Speaker 1: I don't fight. I would have beaten him badly if
Speaker 1: I had to, Like, but it's a it's a you're
Speaker 1: at an airport. You're gonna start a fight with a guy.
Speaker 1: And I said, moronic are people? How fucking stupid are they? Look?
Speaker 1: I get you want to defend your wife, that's your job.
Speaker 1: I get I respect that. But you didn't hear what
Speaker 1: I said, right, I said, you don't know how line works.
Speaker 1: That's not offensive to your wife. Starting a fight at
Speaker 1: the police precinct. Yeah, that's not what you want to
Speaker 1: start a fight. You don't want to do that. You
Speaker 1: have any cameras and guards and people in there, they
Speaker 1: will fucking mauld you. And then I get on the
Speaker 1: plane and I got any blue tarret chips. That's why
Speaker 1: I was in a bad mood, as upset as I
Speaker 1: was about line cutting horror and and shut out a
Speaker 1: line works? How both had bags work? I had to
Speaker 1: wait for my tarret chips, and I got a half
Speaker 1: a bag of blue chips. Anyway, I got a lot
Speaker 1: of ship to say. Next episode, I didn't even I
Speaker 1: didn't get to this. I didn't get to the movie
Speaker 1: theater ran. Oh, that's a good one, the movie theater rant.
Speaker 1: I wanted to hear that one today. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you what United Airlines, you're gonna call bullshitting night
Speaker 1: airlines so hard, so hard. And my wife says to me,
Speaker 1: get this, don't call them, don't call them. Can we
Speaker 1: wait till I take my flight on United before you
Speaker 1: laurant on United. I know I got an upcoming flight.
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't want you to do the United one.
Speaker 1: That's why I said when United. When United merge with Continental,
Speaker 1: they were Continental one. I didn't say the word by
Speaker 1: you said that because we're from rock class boys, no
Speaker 1: clash boys. Brock