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Speaker 1: We got a request in from a nineteen year old

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Speaker 1: college sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion

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Speaker 1: coming up, and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.

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Speaker 1: Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to

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Speaker 1: meet her over the phone first. And all that mom

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Speaker 1: knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen. What

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full grown,

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Speaker 1: very eager, forty six year old woman, our own Brook

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Speaker 1: Fox doing a horrible accent that sounds like a long

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Speaker 1: Island Boston, Minnesota old Jewish mom jumping.

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Speaker 2: My family comes from lots of different places. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Same is what you're gonna hear.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna see how this woman reacts in your phone.

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Speaker 3: Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh Hi, is this Brandon's mom?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Jesus, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, Hi, it is so nice to finally meet you.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's Helen.

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Speaker 3: Helen, Helen, you know.

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Speaker 2: Your son's new gal.

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Speaker 3: Wait, excuse me, you're Helen?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did Brandon not mention? I was gonna call

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Speaker 2: because he just told me so much about you, and

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Speaker 2: I wanted to meet the woman who made the man.

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Speaker 4: I I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude. But

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Speaker 4: how old are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Me, yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six,

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Speaker 2: but Brandon makes me feel like i'm twenty again.

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Speaker 3: So you're dating my nineteen year old son. You're forty six?

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Speaker 2: Ish. I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such

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Speaker 2: an archaic ter. Maybe I prefer like banging on the rag,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: Do you not talk to me about my son that way?

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Speaker 3: This is like totally inappropriate. I I am so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I really apologized. I just I called because I wanted

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Speaker 2: to talk about the family reunion next weekend. We wait, wait,

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Speaker 2: Brandon in siss that I'm there to meet all his

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Speaker 2: aunties and owns.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not happening at all. Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Mom? Can I call you mom? Mom?

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Speaker 3: Don't call me mom.

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Speaker 4: I don't know you.

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Speaker 2: I med sis, I meant sish because I know we're

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Speaker 2: about the same age.

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Speaker 3: Don't call me mom. Don't call me sis. And one

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Speaker 3: more thing, I don't want you talking to Brandon anymore.

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Speaker 3: He's nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Are you acting like this because of my age?

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Speaker 3: You think?

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Speaker 4: I mean, come on, you're forty six.

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Speaker 3: I send a teenager for God's sake.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I would have never saw myself with a younger

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Speaker 2: man until I met Brandon working at that diner, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my.

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Speaker 4: So what are you You think you're some kind of

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Speaker 4: like older cougar who goes and picks up young boys

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Speaker 4: while they're at work.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like that at all. He was so sweet.

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Speaker 2: I dropped my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for

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Speaker 2: my pillbox and Brandon got down on the floor and

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Speaker 2: he helped me gather up every single one.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how

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Speaker 2: I met my second husband.

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Speaker 4: Your second husband. So now you're looking for number three?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, No, Brandon and I are just feeling things out,

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Speaker 2: you know, emphasis on the feeling. I mean, that's when

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Speaker 2: all my friends at Bridge Club I told them all

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Speaker 2: about Brandon, and you know what, they said, You need.

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Speaker 3: To stop talking women. I have to hear this though.

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Speaker 2: You've got to hear they said, you've already been through menopause.

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Speaker 2: Life is short.

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Speaker 3: Why not much information?

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Speaker 2: Start right? Your goodness? You know, men age like fied wine.

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Speaker 2: Women age like geese. So you gotta get it while

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Speaker 2: you can.

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Speaker 3: Am I right this is out of line.

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Speaker 4: I need to speak with Brandon.

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Speaker 3: I need to speak with his father and find out

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Speaker 3: exactly what I can do about this now.

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Speaker 2: Samantha, Samantha, I it where you're coming from. I have

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Speaker 2: three kids of my own, and I worry about them sometimes.

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Speaker 4: Have you lost your mind? How can I think this is?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Do you realize what you're doing?

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Speaker 2: I just think we need to have a woman to

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Speaker 2: woman talk. Okay, you just stop on my house and

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Speaker 2: we can have some camrameal tea and we can just

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Speaker 2: work this whole thing out. I do have this amazing

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Speaker 2: tiger bomb that helps heal all my joint pain. You

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Speaker 2: should really try, you know, I'll bring it. I'll bring

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Speaker 2: it by.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk to you about menopause or

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Speaker 4: your tiger bomb.

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Would you rather me talk about the phone tap

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Speaker 2: that we're doing on you right now?

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Speaker 3: Wait what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'm not dating your son. This is actually broke from

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Speaker 2: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're

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Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: I believe that that is like, oh wow, oh.

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Speaker 2: Wow, we're not banging on the rag, you know, reg

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Speaker 2: Maybe is that what the kids say. But now you're

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Speaker 2: gonna love all of his new girlfriends by comparison.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, oh god, I opened a new one.

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Speaker 2: No, I think she's only forty two.

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Speaker 4: Oh please please.

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Speaker 3: Wake up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning