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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter, the subject I'm married

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Speaker 1: to an escort. We don't know what that's gonna be about.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know that, you didn't know, But right I

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Speaker 1: got it for you. Baby. My daddy boat, my daddy's boat.

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Speaker 1: He sensed it by his daddy boat. His daddy boat

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Speaker 1: is daddy both me suthing to him. When you call

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Speaker 1: somebody and their parents are gold and they left him,

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Speaker 1: So your daddy it means a lot my daddy boat.

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Speaker 1: Let's go catch though. Hello, I'm trying to reach you,

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Speaker 1: Mr Wilson, Please, Mr Wilson, How are you today? Who

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Speaker 1: is it? My name is Williams. Well, listen, we've been

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Speaker 1: getting a few complaints. Are about some things on your

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Speaker 1: property there. Uh. Actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted

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Speaker 1: to reach out and give you a call today. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Pretty good? Listen, Um, got a

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Speaker 1: few things I kind of want to discuss with you

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Speaker 1: here that seemed to be uh, a problem that's taken

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Speaker 1: place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been brought to

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Speaker 1: our attention down here at headquarters that you have um,

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Speaker 1: a few things on your property that are are not

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Speaker 1: functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh. You

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Speaker 1: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that are

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Speaker 1: not being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what what one of them I'm currently working on. I'm

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Speaker 1: almost I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on

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Speaker 1: get wait, wait and get a little extra money to

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Speaker 1: get it take care of the other cars just function

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Speaker 1: and I just don't drive, but I have more than

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Speaker 1: one car. Okay. Now you you also have a a

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Speaker 1: a camper that seems to be has been there for

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Speaker 1: at least eight months now, that's that's sitting there. Is

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Speaker 1: that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm working on

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Speaker 1: getting some storage for that is, but it ain't really

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Speaker 1: been there eight months, just maybe around about six seven.

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records

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Speaker 1: and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before

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Speaker 1: about the you know, keeping the yard, uh, pretty cutting

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Speaker 1: all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: at past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest

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Speaker 1: one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,

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Speaker 1: is uh, supposedly in your backyard Now there's a you

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Speaker 1: have an old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't see that both nobody, Well, well, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye for

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Speaker 1: the people. I think. I think you guys backyards that

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Speaker 1: really bump up against each other, and you guys have

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Speaker 1: a chain link fence between the two of you all,

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Speaker 1: and I think the boat is must be just a

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Speaker 1: sore eye for the family that's behind you. All. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't see myself getting rid of that boat,

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Speaker 1: so I gotta cover on it. Everybody else got a boat.

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Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem is. Well, okay, here's

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Speaker 1: here's what's actually happening, Mr Wilson. What's gonna take place

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Speaker 1: is this. Now we're gonna give you a fourteen day extension,

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Speaker 1: uh fourteen days actually to to move the car that

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Speaker 1: is not functioning, the camper as well, and definitely the boat.

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Speaker 1: We need. We're gonna need those three items. I ain't got. No.

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Speaker 1: We moved boat. I just told you I was working

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Speaker 1: on so well for Storge. You know how my stories come.

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Speaker 1: Now the boat, now, the care, I get that, take care.

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Speaker 1: But the boat, the boat, the boat, My daddy gave me,

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Speaker 1: and my daddy gave me that. That's that's the only

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Speaker 1: thing my daddy gave me before he died. Now now

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Speaker 1: I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't get

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Speaker 1: fun if I take you down. That took the water.

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Speaker 1: It works, sir, and I understand it wholeheartedly. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm basically I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to get the non functioning car that's not working properly.

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Speaker 1: as well as the camper, and definitely the boat. Now,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna do, sir. You gotta either move the boat.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have somebody come over and haul all of

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Speaker 1: these things away. Well, i'll tell you what. I got

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Speaker 1: thirteen breaders. Why you won't go over and touch that boat?

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Speaker 1: And I got to I got thirteen, and then I

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Speaker 1: You know I'm tired of you with me that cross street.

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Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give you the who's reporting

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Speaker 1: give me something. I know you eight months and ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody said why the hell y'all me about how to

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Speaker 1: vote in the backyard to my daddy gave me sir,

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Speaker 1: the language is not necessary. The bottom line is I

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Speaker 1: want to camper out. I want to vote out, and

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Speaker 1: I want the car that's not functioning moved with him

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Speaker 1: two weeks or I'm towing it out. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: when I give you a personal invitation to come over

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Speaker 1: here and put the vote, the camp and the car,

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Speaker 1: and I I will beat you like that's you sir.

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Speaker 1: Uh wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay. I

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Speaker 1: just want to make sure that you know that I've

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Speaker 1: given you the statement over the phone, letting you know

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Speaker 1: that what what has taken place here. But I ain't

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Speaker 1: move my daddy vote. You're gonna move your dad's thinking

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Speaker 1: vote if let don't bring the loan, but you bring somebody, sir,

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Speaker 1: trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely

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Speaker 1: gonna be bringing authorities with us. My money will go

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Speaker 1: to jail because I love my daddy ain't never wanted you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch my daddy both that's on he left me.

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Speaker 1: I got one one thing I need to say to you,

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Speaker 1: sir about this in a situation. Excuse me. All I

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Speaker 1: have to say is this. This is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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Speaker 1: your brother. I got to pull up all right? Man's

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Speaker 1: your brother told me? He said, Man, he'd be going

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Speaker 1: eddie with the homeowner socier. He said, Man, just call

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Speaker 1: him and tell him he got to move all this thing,

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Speaker 1: he said, but most of all, tell him y'all gonna

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Speaker 1: haul off that boat. He said. He can't even had

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Speaker 1: that dog on boat. But I love that they know.

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Speaker 1: I got one more question for you, No baby, tell

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Speaker 1: me this, what is the baddest radio show in the

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Speaker 1: land the s and then you have it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get that camping to get that car that broke down

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Speaker 1: it ain't working, and I'm getting that boat and I'm

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Speaker 1: getting that all that's coming out to y'all. You see

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Speaker 1: you that the boat is what was gonna cost you

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Speaker 1: your ass. I love my daddy, my daddy he left me.

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Speaker 1: But one thing I love my day. You come in

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Speaker 1: here and touch this boat. Man were working on that car,

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Speaker 1: that camp the boat, ain't i'nna tell you right now

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Speaker 1: you were cracking. But that brother decided. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I ain't moving a blake. How

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Speaker 1: about that? No, not what you're gonna do? And those

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Speaker 1: it is that white lady cross street? I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: who called on me that? Why didn't cross the seat?

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Speaker 1: I knew down the street head is eight months? Anybody

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Speaker 1: said nothing by this boat. Hey, I gotta come on

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Speaker 1: that boat. I take that boat down that dropping it

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Speaker 1: in want he worked just fine. Everybody has got boats.

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Speaker 1: Anybody saying nothing, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I ain't moving a damn thing, not what you're gonna do,

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. Knock cool, stop all talking. I

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Speaker 1: like when black people get fed up. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what I ain't doing, not not what where we are?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you I'm not doing nothing. When

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Speaker 1: the end when we are now. And I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: ye what, I'll tell you what. I ain't moving the

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Speaker 1: damn thing, not not what you're gonna do. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: cut all is talking about here. Ain't nothing now what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Let's get to the head fall because

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Speaker 1: I'm already here. I already know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know what you're gonna do. Oh Man,

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Speaker 1: Barry let her coat up. At the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: we have back more Morning Show. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: same Harvey Morning Show.