1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: My mom cheated and now my uncle is my stepfather. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: But what she said next really blindsided me. Wait uncle 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: is my step Wait? Wait was there cheating within the family? 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: Inter family cheating? Samuel? Oh that's the worst kind. I 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: mean literally, what do you do? What do you do? 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,319 Speaker 1: You call me brother? Turning up brother? I think you 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: call him, uh trader, step trader, step trader. Yeah, I 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: think that's right. Yeah, let's do it. My mom forty 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 1: five female, and my dad forty six male, got divorced 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: when I twenty two female, was fourteen years old. Ooh rough, 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: rough time to go through divorce. Their marriage ended because 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: my mom cheated on my dad with my uncle my 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: dad's brother. Oh, hear me out, they probably look similar. Yeah, oh, honey, 14 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: I thought that was you. 15 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: I made a such an oopsie, sweetheart. Oh geez, I 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 2: just came in and. 17 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: Thought it was you. I came in, and then I 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: thought you were coming in seem But then it turns 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: out to be your baby brother. Oops. It was chaos. 20 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: My uncle was pretty much disowned from the entire family. Wow. 21 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: They got married and had my cousin brother five male, 22 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: My cousin brother bro. What a messed up family? Tree. 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: That's so weird. Cousin Slight Side Tangent, the the the 24 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: Archie comic adaption Riverdale, one of the big do you 25 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: know the Archie comics? Wait? Is Riverdale an adaption of 26 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: the Archie comics? Yes, can you believe it? I know, 27 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: I know Riverdale. It's super dark and yeah, super steamia 28 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: And one of the one of the plot twists of 29 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: the series is that Betty and jug Head, who have 30 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: been like dating the most, uh, they share a secret brother. 31 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: Both of their parents had a child and didn't tell them. 32 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: That is is baffling and weird. But maybe it brings 33 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: a family together, you know, truly though, a little little bow, 34 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: maybe that'll bring this family together with the cousin. Yeah, 35 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: it's like it's like your your baby bro putting a 36 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: little bow on the family tree. Like the heck, let's 37 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: tie it all together. You're also my cousin. I'm so simple. 38 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: I don't have to remember two names now. I do 39 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: not talk to my mom that often. I do not 40 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: express it, but I loathe her for destroying two homes 41 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: because she had to be a cheater. She had to 42 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: get those rocks off in it down. Oh yeah, I've 43 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: lived with my dad, mostly my biological dad, not my 44 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: uncle dad. Not uncle dad. He is an amazing father 45 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: and has always prioritized me, unlike my mother, who settled 46 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: outside of the town with her new family. Yeah, she 47 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: literally had to run out of town because of how 48 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: much you screwed things up. I mean, what else can 49 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: you do? Really can't be running into your cousin brother 50 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: in the grocery store. Oh no, So since then it 51 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: has been me and my dad. Three years ago, he 52 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: started dating Sarah, forty female. I'm related to Sarah, who 53 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: has the little sister of his close friend. Sarah has 54 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: always had a crush on my dad, but she moved 55 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: away for college. Recently, she has opened up a business 56 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: in her hometown. Nice, all right, she has She has 57 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: her own business entrepreneur. She's not sleeping with his brother 58 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: all the boxes. She doesn't have a cousin brother. My god, 59 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: I love Sarah. She's an incredible human. She's now pregnant 60 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: with my little sister or brother. Congratulations, regular stepbrother, No 61 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: cousin cousin, just step Yeah, I've noticed. How happy. No, 62 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: that's half half oh half brother step is step Is 63 00:03:55,640 --> 00:04:00,839 Speaker 1: by marriage. That's all right, brother half I who thought 64 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: that was weird, like your half brother brother a man, 65 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: half all male. I've noticed how happy my dad has 66 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: become since dating Sarah. I would say, even more than 67 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: he was happy with mom. I mean, didn't sound fun, 68 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 1: didn't sound like they were very happy together, didn't sound 69 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: like six flags. My guys, their marriage wasn't bad, but 70 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: it wasn't good either, probably because of my mom's partying habits. 71 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: Now they lived the dad uncle. I think just before, 72 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: like before all the chaos went down, it was still 73 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,239 Speaker 1: like she's probably hooking up with all sorts of people 74 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: as far as I get, yeah, brower into the uncle dad. Yeah, 75 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: if like the first person, like, there's no way the 76 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: first person you cheat on your husband with is his brother, right, Like, 77 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: at a minimum, if you're going to cheat, why not 78 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: go like completely outside of like experience something new at 79 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: least if you're going to be a filthy, freaking cheater. 80 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: Well maybe she ran through like the outer circles and 81 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: then like had to she's running as I want something 82 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: familiar but not but yeah, but still it's actually because 83 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: of how much I love you that I don't want 84 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 1: to go cheat on someone who's not related to that 85 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: is the most hilarious gaslighting I've ever I didn't want 86 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: to cheat on someone that was you know, I still 87 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: want to be close to you. Yeah, yeah, I still 88 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: want to be I wanted to keep in the family, like, yeah, 89 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on polygamy such polyamory? Oh my god, 90 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: I always get with your brother, your brather. But my 91 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: parents lived as a civil union until now. But Dad 92 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: and Sarah decided that it's best that they get married 93 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: soon because a new baby is on the way. Of 94 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: course nice. My grandfather wanted a big ceremony for this, 95 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: so we've been busy with the wedding preparations. Suddenly I 96 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: get a voicemail from my mom. Oh, this is trouble. 97 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: It's always it's never a good voice fail, never a 98 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: good one, especially from your cheating mind locker, the wife 99 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: of your uncle dad. That's a way better term. Yeah. 100 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: It was weird because even though we talked on the phone, 101 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: she never sends me a voicemail. I played it and 102 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: turns out it was actually addressed to my dad, my 103 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: real dad. Okay, she was drunk and crying the entire time. 104 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,359 Speaker 1: She said that it was a mistake and to forgive 105 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: her yo man's moved on. Let him be happy. Literally, Uh, 106 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: she never meant to sleep with my uncle and she 107 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: only did it because she was angry with my dad. 108 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: That makes it worse. It makes it worse, yo, Come on, 109 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: she's not happy with my uncle because she always has 110 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,359 Speaker 1: my dad in her mind. Well, at least when she, 111 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: you know, fantasizes about her ex husband. There's like, there's 112 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: like a pretty strong n Yeah. She doesn't need a 113 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 1: wild imagination the picture like ex husband. I just think 114 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: about you and just the one mole in the lip. 115 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you just take a little sharp and 116 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: role play as your brother. She always she always like, 117 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: should like make him like a breakfast burrito and just like, oops, 118 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: so sorry, I got a little black bean on your face. 119 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: Don't move it. Don't move it. It's a ruse. Now. 120 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: She named her son the name he my dad picked 121 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: when he said he would use that name if they 122 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: ever had a son together. Yike, another asshole, move my god, 123 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: desperate much Literally, I realized this must be a mistake 124 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: because my dad and Ma's name start with the same letter. 125 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 1: Or maybe she was just so drunk she just accidentally 126 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,559 Speaker 1: sent me the voicemail. So I hope he gonna send 127 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: the voicemail to her dad. I played it to my dad, 128 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: called it, called it. He looked angry at first, but 129 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: then he just looked discip pointed. I asked him what 130 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: he wants me to do. He said I should delete it. 131 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: I was confused. He further explained that my mom is 132 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: in the past now, she has her own family. If 133 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: this voicemail gets leaked, she could lose the only people 134 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,119 Speaker 1: who are in her life right now. Oh shit, because 135 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: like she has this whole other life, so like everyone 136 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: has already extradited her family and this could potentially like 137 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: ruin what she has with her with her brother now yeah, 138 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 1: the uncle uncle brother of such a better name. Uh, 139 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: and he doesn't want to create tension in her life 140 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: by exposing you know, literally, she just blows up his 141 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: life and he's like, no, no, no, I will not 142 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: return five. Yeah. Literally, the most compassionate dude on the planet. 143 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: Come on, man, Only it ran in the family, so 144 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: that apple does fall far from the tree. She already 145 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 1: had her fair share of insults from the fame and 146 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: friends since her affair was exposed. Also, they have a 147 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: child together, and it would be traumatizing for the child too. 148 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, But I think that my uncle 149 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: needs to know what my mom is up to now. 150 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: So would I be the a hole if I show 151 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: this voicemail to my uncle, who is unfortunately my stepdad, 152 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: Or should I just listen to my real father? Ladies 153 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, there is an update. But oh, we're gonna 154 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: get to find out. Oh, the question has been posed. 155 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 1: Would you share it to the uncle to uncle dad? 156 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: Would you share it to uncle dad? Do you share 157 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: it to uncle say? You have to answer? Would you 158 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: share it to uncle dad? Uncle Dad is knocked in 159 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,240 Speaker 1: your core door. Hey, you know it's me your uncle Dad. 160 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: You got something to tell me? I would say, no, sir, 161 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think you share it just 162 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: because like one, uncle dad made his bed, Let him 163 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: sleep with it and sleep uncle bet Dad made his bed, 164 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: let him sleep in it, like he doesn't deserve Honestly, 165 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,840 Speaker 1: I like, like, I don't think he deserves the information? 166 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: Yea from from Ope. Yeah, And I don't think it 167 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,560 Speaker 1: really helps op key to get mixed up in it. 168 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: And then like two, I think it would be really 169 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: I think the dad's right, Like, I think it would 170 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,080 Speaker 1: be really damaging for her mom because like this is 171 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,439 Speaker 1: all she has. I would be like, if this fell up, 172 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: made the family fall apart, I would be really worried 173 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,680 Speaker 1: about the mom totally. I think she's like, it doesn't 174 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: sound like she's in a good headspace already. No, I 175 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: can't imagine what this do. I can't imagine what this 176 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: would do. So I'm pro just digging deleting it and 177 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 1: baring it and never speaking about it again. Like, don't 178 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: don't be the one that that hawgs up the bad marriage? Yeah, yeah, 179 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: I agree. And I would also add like the dad 180 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,719 Speaker 1: was like the victim in the original scenario, So if 181 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: like the victim of the scenario is wanting to let 182 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: it go, like I would go with that. Yeah, just 183 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: reason involved. Yes, So yeah, he's the one that's implicated 184 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: in the voicemail, so I think honestly he has more 185 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 1: say than anyone else. Well let's see. Oh God, what's 186 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: gonna have it? Go to your seat mail, ladies and gentleman, 187 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: we got more. Hello, guys, I wanted to give you 188 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: an update from my previous post. Okay, I sent it 189 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 1: just kidding. Oh god, okay, gotcha? That would have been Yes, 190 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: I took your advice and deleted it. I know it 191 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,960 Speaker 1: will not do anyone any good. My dad said that 192 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 1: he will talk to Sarah about it, so I just 193 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 1: stayed out of it. The next day, my mom called 194 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: me to say that she was sorry she was drunk 195 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: off her ass and spewing nonsense. She asked me if 196 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: my dad listened to it. I said yes, but that 197 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,959 Speaker 1: he told me to delete it. I also told her 198 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: firmly that she should stop acting like a teenager when 199 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 1: she is the mother of two kids. Downs and you 200 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: you can go to your room, teenager. Did she really 201 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 1: think her little stunt will work? I told her it 202 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: was her decision to cheat and leave dad. She doesn't 203 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 1: deserve a pity party. After my dad had moved on, 204 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: she said she understood and thanked me for deleting the messages. 205 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,719 Speaker 1: I thought that was it. Thought it was over. I thought, 206 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,439 Speaker 1: is it not. We think it's done? Oh God, we 207 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 1: think it's just keep going, keeps going, the problem is 208 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,400 Speaker 1: gone and we can move on, right. No, but it 209 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 1: was short lived. Today we were having lunch. My whole 210 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: family was with us, including our grandparents. My uncle stepdad 211 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 1: came in screaming, demanding to see my dad. My mom 212 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: was with him trying to get him out of our property. 213 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: When my dad came, he literally jumped on my dad what, 214 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,800 Speaker 1: telling him he was a home wrecker and calling him 215 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: all sorts of names. Whooa hmmm, uncle dad, uncle dad, 216 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 1: uncle dad. Yeah, is saying that regular dad is a 217 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: home wrecker. But who home wrecked first? Who cheated on? 218 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: Who cheated with? Whose wife? This? This really it was 219 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: like a little case of hypocrisy, Yeah, major case of hypocrisy. 220 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,840 Speaker 1: Got like, oh, like, do you not hear yourself? I 221 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 1: think idiots often don't. That is a fact. That is 222 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,439 Speaker 1: a fact. And you know what, uh, uncle dads are 223 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:47,680 Speaker 1: not the brightest bunch, No, they are not. Apparently he'd 224 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: found the voicemail on her phone. Not just that, he 225 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 1: found several voice notes of her drunk confessions that she 226 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 1: still loves my dad and hope that they can work 227 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 1: this out. Oh she oh, she found he found the 228 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 1: voicemails on her phone. On her phone, Dad like like, like, 229 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 1: how is he homewrecking? Literally as far as far as 230 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: as far as uncle dad knows right now, the real 231 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 1: dad has done nothing. Uncle Dad is not a good sleuth, 232 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: just not not no, inspector, gadget over here, inspector. Ass 233 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: hat that's that is that is accurate? Also, ass hats 234 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,480 Speaker 1: would be fun like a cowboy hat. But the ridges 235 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: are in the office. There's a thing called andy were 236 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: is called hard ass and it has two cheeks on 237 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: the I like that. Things turned ugly real quick. My 238 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: uncle dad was not having it and said he has 239 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: no right to break his family. What is Dad doing? 240 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: Literally nothing. He's already the reason why he, my uncle 241 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 1: is disowned from the family. You are the reason. You 242 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: your actions are the reason. My God, my real dad, 243 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,320 Speaker 1: who always stays calm, raised his voice, saying he has 244 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 1: no interest in him or his salute of a wife. 245 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: Wow ah. Uncle Dad also accused him of paternity fraud, 246 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,640 Speaker 1: saying that his kid is not actually his but belongs 247 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 1: to my real dad because he is sure that my 248 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,160 Speaker 1: dad and mom had an affair five years ago which 249 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: resulted in my brother, my brother cousin. He's I think 250 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: he's just right now. Yeah, my mom was saying that 251 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: it is not true. My dad told him he is 252 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 1: happy to do a paternity test if that gets him 253 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: off of his back. He wants nothing to do with 254 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: him or his wife. My other uncles kicked both of 255 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: them out. My uncle dad threatened to take my dad 256 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 1: to court and sue for child support. How dumb are you? 257 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 1: How are you so dumb? Oh? This is infuriating. Oh oh, 258 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: man just can't deal with the life he's created for himself. 259 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: It is your own actions. Be searching for any way out, sir. 260 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 1: My goodness, Well, this whole thing upset Sarah. I can 261 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: imagine she thought it was really disrespectful and she wants 262 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: some peace. She has no energy to deal with these shenanigans. 263 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 1: I get that my dad is willing to make it 264 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: up to her. I'm sure she doesn't believe a word 265 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: my uncle says. My dad is pissed, and there was 266 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: some family discussion where they said this witch has ruined 267 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: more than two lives. I am really ashamed of my mom. Really, 268 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: I cannot believe I am related to her. I sometimes 269 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: wish she wasn't my biological mom. Damn, those are some 270 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: big words. It is. I have blocked her. I only 271 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 1: keep in contact because of my brother, but nothing more. 272 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 1: And a quick edit. I think I should clear it 273 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: out that she sent me the message from a messaging app. 274 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 1: I forgot that Most people think a voice message and 275 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 1: a voicemail is different, but I always thought they were 276 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: the same, just a different platform. I call every voice 277 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 1: message a voicemail. Maybe I should have cleared it out earlier. 278 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: My got by God, y'all, you have to know what 279 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: you think about this. I mean, truly, what do you 280 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 1: do in this senate? Like, how do you continue relationship 281 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,399 Speaker 1: with your mother? If you do it? I don't think 282 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: you do. I don't think you do. I mean you 283 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 1: guys do. Yeah, I mean, I'm very curious, at least 284 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: for me, I wouldn't know, I think. I mean, like, 285 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: so many bridges have been burned years of chances. Like 286 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: the kid, the kid that they have is five years old, 287 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: So I felt bad for that kid. Kid it yeah, 288 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,159 Speaker 1: like and the Yeah, the kid is isolated because of 289 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,880 Speaker 1: the parents. Yeah, the kid is like all the way 290 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,640 Speaker 1: at the edge of town. You know. Rough situation. Rough situation. 291 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think Ope or Dad dad could 292 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,919 Speaker 1: do anything different though, besides maybe dad dad marrying someone 293 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 1: different all those years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the thing 294 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: you never done. Pick better? Yeah, but yeah, what a 295 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: that that woman is a witch and deserves to be 296 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,199 Speaker 1: burned at the stake first, bring back, bring back the 297 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,919 Speaker 1: Salem witch trial. That's what I want. Sam's moving to Winston, Salem, 298 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: all right. See guys, Sam, I accidentally got my mom 299 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: to start selling feet picks, and now she's posting about 300 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: me to her freaky feet fans. Hey, a foot fetish 301 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 1: is a foot fetish only feet only feet. So for 302 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:45,119 Speaker 1: some context, my mom fifty two and I twenty one female, 303 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,880 Speaker 1: are very close and we both have this very sarcastic 304 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,400 Speaker 1: sort of humor. How close were talking? Hey, mom's selling 305 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: you feet picks lately? Yeah, daughter, I sent this one 306 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 1: to this very fine and gentlemen. And let's just say 307 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 1: he sent a foot long back catching good cock lately, Mom, 308 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 1: nice one for the win. Had any penis today? Mother? 309 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:22,680 Speaker 1: My my ex girlfriend a few ex girlfriends ago. Her 310 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 1: mom and her were like very close and like she 311 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 1: told the entirety of our sex lives to her mom. Wow, 312 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,920 Speaker 1: And her mom would always wink at me and she 313 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,399 Speaker 1: low key like kind of felt me up. But just 314 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: like the top body, that's that's still a feel. Feel 315 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,160 Speaker 1: a feel, that's a feel. We're just we're just gonna 316 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 1: learn that that. Then I started hearing the music playings 317 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 1: like a what's going on? Sam? Do you need me 318 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 1: help with your homework? I know that triggered. She is 319 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, we were hanging around by the pooh 320 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: ooh ooh hang by the pool? Is that an actual song? Stacy? 321 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 1: Can't you see? You're just not the girl for me? 322 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 1: My god, that's how that ended. Stacy's mom with the 323 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: whole Anyway, enough about mother's sucking cock. Let's get back 324 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: to the story. John always like we're making a bunch 325 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:43,639 Speaker 1: of euphidism. John just wam smacks it on the table, 326 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: laying on the table. Let's break the glass table, Let's 327 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,199 Speaker 1: not read around the dress going through the bush. My 328 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,359 Speaker 1: mom is also very tech friendly and has social media 329 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: is like TikTok oh. She's a great little mom. Cool mom, 330 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: cool mom, cool mom with the cool feet. That's right, 331 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: and even cooler feet up to see. I'll take I'll 332 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: like a story about that. This little piggy went to 333 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: the market, and this little piggy went to the bedroom. 334 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: Naughty piggy, your buttoning your shirt. You need to go 335 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: back to the pig pen a little boy, dirty, dirty 336 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,719 Speaker 1: little piggy. Yeah you are. I'm wondering if like someone's 337 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: gonna take this audio. I'd like put it over please, 338 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: somebody somebody use our audio like dirty Little Piggy Dirg. 339 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: Yeah you bro around the mud. Yeah that's true. No 340 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,479 Speaker 1: one's taking our audio to uh do anything yet, so 341 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,400 Speaker 1: we need to craft. I'd like to imagine that someone 342 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: has had sex to our voices that's actually talked about 343 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,919 Speaker 1: this on the judges. Really I don't think wait was 344 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 1: it them? Like I think someone might have sent the 345 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 1: story saying that they had sex to the Jogi's podcast 346 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: and they were debating like is it because like music 347 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: is very normal, so is it? If you know your 348 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: your cue has que up? You know, yeah, a podcast, 349 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,880 Speaker 1: I mean it's audio content. Yeah, there'res like like laughing, 350 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:28,120 Speaker 1: well it's great. Joke's say, the story wasn't the only 351 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:32,480 Speaker 1: thing that I've finished. If you've if you've done the 352 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 1: deed to our podcast, please let us think. Please what's 353 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: your user name? Drop your user name? We're asking that 354 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,479 Speaker 1: on the cream piewad. Oh yeah, so many people like, 355 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, crazy story. What's her user name? What 356 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: is it? Chell us? Sell us tell me she has 357 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: social media's like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, et cetera. Now, 358 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: Facebook's not impressive. Yeah, I know on Facebook. Now she 359 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: moved away to another country after getting a divorce, while 360 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,879 Speaker 1: I'm studying in my home country and living with my brother. 361 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: I was never close to my stepfather and he doesn't 362 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,439 Speaker 1: live with us. Months ago, my mom sent me a 363 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: picture of a pedicure she got, and I told her 364 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: that it looked really cute. Oh my god, this is 365 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,480 Speaker 1: how it starts. This is how it starts. Oh my gosh, 366 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,880 Speaker 1: your toes are like so ador adorbs. Your toes are 367 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 1: adors doors. Have you ever heard of only feet? It's 368 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: only snap a pic right there. Hey, give me my commissions, 369 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 1: give me my royalties. Okay, there's a uh, there's a 370 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 1: site called These Are Not Real Feet and it's AI 371 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 1: generated feet picks. Really yeah, you know, cut out the middleman. Yeah, 372 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,400 Speaker 1: like I always let the robots do. And you can 373 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 1: join their texting platform and it'll send you feet picks 374 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: every day. Wow. I don't know whether I'm impressed or terrified. 375 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 1: Look up, look up real feet. I think I think 376 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 1: it's something like that. I'm not sure the exactly. I 377 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 1: think it's like these are not realfeet dot com or 378 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: this foot does not exist. It's a morphy foot. Oh 379 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 1: it's morphing into other feet. Interesting, What will AI do next? 380 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: Is that crazy? That is wild? Those are not real feet. 381 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 1: There's bag feet. What is a foot pick? Footpicks are hot, hot, hot, 382 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: and you'll love to see him? Great definition? Why why? Oh? 383 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't get the big obsession with 384 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: feet picks. People like feet? Man? Well okay, I mean yeah, 385 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. What are you shaming 386 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 1: people who like feet? I'm not just you just hating 387 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: on feet lovers? No, okay, no, you misunderstand a lot 388 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 1: of good people, a lot of good people out there 389 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: making their living on only feet dot org. Okay, it's 390 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 1: an organization, sir? Is it non taxable? People? Are? It 391 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: is a church? Okay, church of feet? It's a church 392 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 1: of feet. Okay, they're making a good living worshiping those 393 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: little piggies. Okay, so I need to just stand the 394 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: worship about the altar of your feet. Let me kiss 395 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,159 Speaker 1: the foot means alters, that is what you do. My 396 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,200 Speaker 1: mom sent me a picture of her pedicure she got 397 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: and I told it it looks really cute, and the 398 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: conversation changed to how she wants to spoil herself after 399 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: her divorce. I don't like how this setup is happening. 400 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: This is this is concerning what the setup like. It's 401 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:35,720 Speaker 1: it's like like she's encouraging her mom to send feetbacks. 402 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 1: I know. It's uh, we're we're we're, we're leaning towards 403 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: the dark side here. This is weird. But here's the thing. 404 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: She wants to spoil herself, but she's low on spending 405 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,439 Speaker 1: money since moving. How are you gonna get the spending money? 406 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:56,680 Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? This is where I fed up. 407 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: I jokingly said, you can sell your feet picks? Mom? 408 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: Why would you say that? I guess they're close. It's 409 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: a prank, bro. They have sarcastic humor. Yeah, that's true. 410 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 1: That's true. They do come rottery. Yeah, let's just say, 411 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:22,439 Speaker 1: gonna come on that ridery? Is this? What is this? 412 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: What's what? Mom? Is this? Cash? Do you like this slab? 413 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 1: That's right? Are you entertained? 414 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 2: Now? 415 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: All right? This post is dropt brought to you by 416 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,880 Speaker 1: John's Feet. Buy feet picks now? All right? While supplies 417 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: last guys comment below? All right? You see this if 418 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 1: you comment below and say I will pay one hundred 419 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: dollars for John's feet. You got a deal. I'm putting 420 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,679 Speaker 1: it on the table. Do you what if what if we? 421 00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 1: What if we? What if we charged like two dollars 422 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: for your feet pick and everyone that venmoed us a 423 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 1: dollar got a foot pick Venmos a dollar and then 424 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: we send them a uh we we we send them 425 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,399 Speaker 1: a picture of your feet like we do like a 426 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,480 Speaker 1: whole like photo shoot. I'm literally one hundred percent down, 427 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,040 Speaker 1: although my feet are definitely like look at all these 428 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 1: like no, no, no, come on, come on, don't say you 429 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,080 Speaker 1: show short. Don't say your show short. You're right right, 430 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm. I can't release the good value a 431 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,280 Speaker 1: picture of John's feet. If we get one hundred, if 432 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: one hundred people venmo us, yes, yes, one dollar. Or 433 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: if we just reach one hundred dollars, if one person 434 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: just wants to one hundred or fifty yeah twenty. So 435 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,280 Speaker 1: if we reach one hundred dollars in donations to our Venmo, 436 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,919 Speaker 1: we will do a foot photo shoot. We'll do it 437 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 1: for John's feet. We'll do it. You'll get you'll get 438 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,760 Speaker 1: to see my feet. You're welcome. I'm like, I also 439 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 1: want to do like a calendar, like, oh, definitely, definitely 440 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 1: my feet calendar. Okay, that's next, that's the next, that's 441 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,639 Speaker 1: the next, that's the next evolution. But first you got 442 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,199 Speaker 1: to get us to one hundred dollars. Guys, so you 443 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 1: know we should create a venmo. Please don't the foot 444 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: venmo would be ridiculous. I will absolutely, I will, I 445 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: will do I will do it. Joke, don't, don't even 446 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,400 Speaker 1: don't even tempt me. Guys like you would send those feet. 447 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,159 Speaker 1: So I jokingly said that she should sell feet picks. 448 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,399 Speaker 1: She laughed, and that's where the conversation ended. So doesn't 449 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: the story doesn't end there. That's the concerning part. You 450 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: know what's about to go down. A month later, my 451 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,880 Speaker 1: mom sent me a picture of her pedicure. She told 452 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: me that she was interested in selling feet picks. Oh god, Mom, 453 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,320 Speaker 1: well hold on though all caps. I thought she was joking. 454 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 1: Was she not joking? And I laughed and said, go 455 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: for it, and she laughed to. She gave the go ahead, 456 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,960 Speaker 1: she gave a green making them stakes OPI's to making 457 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: the mistakes me. You literally told her it. Haha, yes, 458 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 1: do it, go for it. You can't be mad. You 459 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: can't do it as the receipts. Now she has the receipts. 460 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: Then a week later, she sent me a screenshot of 461 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 1: an older man on Instagram asking four feet picks. Oh God, 462 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 1: I love how she's keeping her daughter up to date 463 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: in her small business. Yeah, it's like watch my journeys. 464 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:33,000 Speaker 1: My first customer as a foot entrepreneur, a sole entrepreneur. 465 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 1: That's money. Baby. There's this a TikTok account called feed 466 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 1: your Souls that sells like shoe inserts. Yeah, that's all 467 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,560 Speaker 1: I gotta say about that. They're they're good. Check them 468 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 1: out now. I asked her, what are you doing, and 469 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: she said she took my idea so she can have 470 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,080 Speaker 1: some extra spending money. Mom, this is not what I 471 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 1: want it yay, everybody gets what they want. No. I 472 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: told her I was uncomfortable with her telling me this, 473 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: and she said it'll be her secret and then she 474 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 1: won't bring it up anymore. Oh this is that makes 475 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 1: it weirder. It does. Mom's just so much weirder. Low 476 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: key just footing. Oh God, strangers just step in. Let's 477 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,640 Speaker 1: just say some boundaries were overstep Mama put the foot 478 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 1: in her mouth. Yep. But she's charging extra for that. Yeah, 479 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: that's right, that's premium. Ladies and gentlemen. I like when 480 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: you say ladies and gentlemens because it feels like we're 481 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 1: like old circus men. It does. It's like, oh, ladies 482 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,160 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, witness the wonders of Like I feel like 483 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: we're like like nineteen twenties Carnival Barkers, where the ring 484 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: where the ring ringling brothers and you are wearing a 485 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:59,280 Speaker 1: tiger shirt ladies gentlemen, And she hasn't. But today I 486 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: went to search her up on TikTok. No. Wait, I 487 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 1: want to use her name? Ha haha? What's her at? 488 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: She has gained so many followers on the platform. I 489 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 1: was mortified. How many? Wait? Maybe we're gonna find out. 490 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 1: Please please tell me she dropped the handle. I don't 491 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,080 Speaker 1: know that she did. Actually, we'll have to we'll have 492 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,920 Speaker 1: to search you go through the comments. We need to 493 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: look this up. Well, no, no, I finished the story 494 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 1: up the let's looks. I checked in her TikTok bio 495 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 1: and there was a link to her Instagram. Oh no, 496 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: and all of her Instagram photos were just her feet. 497 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,080 Speaker 1: I felt so grossed out and uncomfortable. But the worst 498 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: part is when I scrolled down, I saw a picture 499 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: of my portrait that I painted with me in it 500 00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 1: and a caption saying that she's so so proud of me. Imagine, 501 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm just imagining like her while the feet feet center 502 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 1: is like my daughter is so amazing with a little 503 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: like Sarah with her with her like lake painting or something. 504 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: And then then the comments are like, let's see her feet. Peach, peach, peach, 505 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,760 Speaker 1: do a collapse. Now Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat. 506 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: Does he like feet? Yeah? He's big feet guy. Oh, 507 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: big feet guy, big you want big feet? John's got you. 508 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: I love how it's like a known fact of Hollywood. 509 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 1: I never knew that. Yeah, Quentin Tarantino is a He's 510 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 1: a feat guy. Well show is Jeff Goldblum. Well they 511 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm imagining they get what they ask for. She has 512 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 1: literally hundreds of pictures of her feet, and there smack 513 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 1: dab in the middle is a picture my face. My god, 514 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 1: so embarrassing, dude, like truly the most awkward and like 515 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,239 Speaker 1: of all people, your mom. Yeah, that's so embarrassing, bro. 516 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: Like even if that was a friend, that would be like, yo, 517 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 1: can you can you take me off your like feet page. 518 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. My friend was like, yo, like, 519 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm so happy, so happy. You know, we had this thing. 520 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to be surrounded all your smelly feet. 521 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: I felt so grossed out, dude. I did ask her 522 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: to take it down, and she refused. Gotcha, guys. She apologized, 523 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 1: took it down and said she just wanted to show 524 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: some of her daughter's art skills. I love like tour fans. 525 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,400 Speaker 1: That's like a mom thing, like my foot fans, you know, 526 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: to see my daughter. I just wanted to show them 527 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: out what a brilliant artist you are. 528 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 2: Just I really appreciate your art. I'm so happy for you. 529 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,000 Speaker 2: Just let my feet fans admire you. 530 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: That means the smell your success, the smell of feet 531 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:13,320 Speaker 1: and art, meat eating meat feeding meat. That's gonna be 532 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,920 Speaker 1: my only fans coming to you soon met. And with that, 533 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: I think that's it all right. We got a fire. Actually, 534 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:28,960 Speaker 1: I almost guarantee that someone is like asking about Definitely 535 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,719 Speaker 1: someone's asking, someone's asking for the at I'm gonna I'm 536 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: gonna look up on TikTok wait user name. The user 537 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:44,920 Speaker 1: name of the posted account is my mom sells feet picks. Wow. Direct. 538 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: I mean, if moms are breastfeeding on on TikTok, then 539 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,080 Speaker 1: that's true. She means well, she had a good soul. 540 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,959 Speaker 1: She's just trying to heal. I'm not having much luck 541 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,399 Speaker 1: on the No No No on the Reddin all right. Well, 542 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,800 Speaker 1: if anyone has their act, find it, drop it in 543 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 1: the comments. Let's see you, swooty sweetye.