Speaker 1: You know, at these jobs, some of these ladies, you know,
Speaker 1: come in there looking like this and looking like that,
Speaker 1: and you know sometimes you just got to put them
Speaker 1: to the side. So you know, this is this is
Speaker 1: one of those situations. The title of this one is Mona,
Speaker 1: you need to fix your appearance?
Speaker 2: Mona. Are you okay? I'm like what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm a I'm a I'm human resources,
Speaker 1: and second of all, I'm the prankster, so that gives me.
Speaker 2: Valid Yeah, that overrides everything. I'm the price.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mona, you need to fix your appearance. You understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. See some of y'all come up in
Speaker 1: these office and you too, you're too top heavy. You
Speaker 1: understand I'm saying top heavy?
Speaker 2: Have you lost? Okay? You're border learne now yeah, hr
Speaker 2: h yeah, some of y'all too top heavy.
Speaker 1: And it's listen, listen, it's a you.
Speaker 2: Got a high bud.
Speaker 3: So now what o.
Speaker 1: Y'all must like it. Ain't nobody anybody saying nothing about it.
Speaker 1: Y'all must like it. So it's evidently not. It's not
Speaker 1: bothering you. Oh, it's bothering U. Well, Mona, our job,
Speaker 1: Mona is bothering us. So let's address moment right now.
Speaker 2: She's bothering you, Mona. You need to fix your appearance.
Speaker 2: Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona.
Speaker 5: Please jesuit her.
Speaker 4: Ah, how you doing? My name is James over with
Speaker 4: the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
Speaker 4: the company for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona?
Speaker 5: Yes, sir?
Speaker 4: Okay correct? Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe.
Speaker 4: Wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been
Speaker 4: some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a
Speaker 4: call about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now
Speaker 4: your your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact
Speaker 4: as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing
Speaker 4: that has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 5: Okay. Now, first of all, what are my parents have
Speaker 5: to do with your corporation?
Speaker 4: Well, what's going on? Like I said, you, you've been
Speaker 4: with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?
Speaker 5: Yes? Sir?
Speaker 4: I have Okay, and uh.
Speaker 5: You told me telling me something by my kids, right?
Speaker 4: What I what I want to talk to you about
Speaker 4: is that what what what some of the workers in
Speaker 4: the office are having a problem with and what we
Speaker 4: want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment
Speaker 4: because we want to see about helping you get a
Speaker 4: breast reduction.
Speaker 5: Oh what brea reduction?
Speaker 4: Okay? Now you you you you? I mean from from
Speaker 4: understanding that your your breasts are too large? Was this.
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 4: My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate
Speaker 4: Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human
Speaker 4: resources of corporation.
Speaker 5: Okay. Now, if you ain't calling here by something else,
Speaker 5: certainly what we do here telling you calling me, telling
Speaker 5: me somebody giving me a break production. What you need
Speaker 5: to do is try and dig up slow because what
Speaker 5: I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They
Speaker 5: was over here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.
Speaker 5: I wear them.
Speaker 4: Problem, Lona. All we want to do is we want
Speaker 4: to get you a doctor's appointment so we can help
Speaker 4: you get your get your breast reduced. So you know
Speaker 4: you you'll feel a lot more comfortable and the people
Speaker 4: in the office all be a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not You ain't feel do it. Man, You
Speaker 5: ain't gonna come in and tell me some what y'all
Speaker 5: gonna do to me what you talking about. I'm even
Speaker 5: just being this foremost eight years and I ain't never
Speaker 5: had no problem when nobody's telling me something about my friends.
Speaker 5: So what you need to do is find out who's
Speaker 5: going around here making these rumors. And first of all,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna dig up because it might be one he's
Speaker 5: up in here talking about me, and you know, jealous
Speaker 5: because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me.
Speaker 5: I'm on. You know, I'm gonna mask and they right
Speaker 5: here got top of my breath.
Speaker 4: Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
Speaker 4: I gotta get I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5: It's big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?
Speaker 5: Can you reduce that? Ma'am?
Speaker 4: Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it. I
Speaker 4: gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.
Speaker 5: What you're gonna get downe is that's what you're gonna
Speaker 5: get done. And listen, start worrying about my break. So
Speaker 5: you and whoever whoever calming you are telling you something
Speaker 5: about what I'm doing at this desk, tell them, I said,
Speaker 5: the kids mind to whatever you do. I'm gonna do me.
Speaker 5: So they don't like that, then hey, how at them
Speaker 5: because I'm ana find whoever doing it because they jealous.
Speaker 5: I'm a bad They don't understand it, and the man's
Speaker 5: come in and what woo whoop they come to who
Speaker 5: they come to my desk and ask for who they
Speaker 5: ask for me?
Speaker 4: Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
Speaker 4: your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta
Speaker 4: get your breast brought down.
Speaker 5: First of all, whoever you are, you you might need
Speaker 5: to come see you can sit up to the front
Speaker 5: of my head and see how it looking. You might
Speaker 5: want to come back and bring out your crew.
Speaker 4: Lona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
Speaker 4: set your desk and see your your your I gotta
Speaker 4: get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced now.
Speaker 5: To when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna see no,
Speaker 5: I'm going you want to.
Speaker 4: Do your Mona, You're going to a doctor.
Speaker 5: You bring it so he I ain't going no doctors.
Speaker 5: What you talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to
Speaker 5: go see, I ain't trying to hear it, yell.
Speaker 4: Said, what I'm gonna do is They said you would
Speaker 4: act like this, mona. They said you would react just
Speaker 4: this way. This is what the people in the office
Speaker 4: are talking about.
Speaker 5: I don't give it what they I'll be in this company.
Speaker 5: B I wanna pay years. I ain't no hand, nobody
Speaker 5: accounting me telling me something? My friend, what you need
Speaker 5: to do? First of all, you need to come in
Speaker 5: and see me, because it might like what you see
Speaker 5: because I'm a big, bad bowl puny four woman. You
Speaker 5: better yet. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 4: And now what's up?
Speaker 5: What's her name?
Speaker 4: How do you need my name?
Speaker 5: I need your names because I ain't never had somebody
Speaker 5: to call my job to tell me some my braain.
Speaker 5: I need to know your name because i' gonna get
Speaker 5: some lottery in this because I don't play this shit
Speaker 5: I need. I don't play that. So whoever you is,
Speaker 5: and your carpet and whoever kind of me by my breast,
Speaker 5: I don't play that. I need your name, I really do,
Speaker 5: because you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is. Nothing.
Speaker 4: You want to know my name?
Speaker 5: I want to know your dame. Hell y'all, I want
Speaker 5: to know your name. What is it?
Speaker 4: Are you listening? What is this a neshew, Tommy from
Speaker 4: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 4: your girlfriend.
Speaker 5: You what breas bigger than mine? You know, I got
Speaker 5: a limp? Me and y'all need to Clint, boy, you're
Speaker 5: gonna make me go right. I can't believe this is
Speaker 5: her breaths bigger than mine, and then she got a limp.
Speaker 5: I listened to this show every morning, and I just
Speaker 5: can't believe I got said.
Speaker 4: She did it.
Speaker 5: She got me, you know, got me. But I'm gonna
Speaker 5: catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a watching. It's okay.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give.
Speaker 4: Him all right, baby, I got one more thing for you, baby,
Speaker 4: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5: Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
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Speaker 5: have it.
Speaker 3: What is supposed to be for no reason though, but
Speaker 3: it all let mona yeah, yeah, big ups, big ups.
Speaker 2: Louisville, Kentucky the NEP You're coming to town, baby.
Speaker 3: My moial weekend Mamial weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Friday, Saturday Sunday. One show Friday to Saturday. Two
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Speaker 1: a good time on the holiday weekend. Get your laugh on,
Speaker 1: get your barbecue on, hang out with friends and family.
Speaker 1: It's a great day to laugh, all right, great day
Speaker 1: to laugh. Come laugh with the nephew. I will be
Speaker 1: there all weekend long at the Louisville Comedy Club.
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