WEBVTT - Mona, You Need To Fix Your Appearance - 04.28.25

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<v Speaker 1>You know, at these jobs, some of these ladies, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>come in there looking like this and looking like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know sometimes you just got to put them

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<v Speaker 1>to the side. So you know, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of those situations. The title of this one is Mona,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to fix your appearance?

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<v Speaker 2>Mona. Are you okay? I'm like what? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I'm a I'm a I'm human resources,

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<v Speaker 1>and second of all, I'm the prankster, so that gives me.

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<v Speaker 2>Valid Yeah, that overrides everything. I'm the price.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mona, you need to fix your appearance. You understand

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. See some of y'all come up in

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<v Speaker 1>these office and you too, you're too top heavy. You

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<v Speaker 1>understand I'm saying top heavy?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you lost? Okay? You're border learne now yeah, hr

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<v Speaker 2>h yeah, some of y'all too top heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's listen, listen, it's a you.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a high bud.

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<v Speaker 3>So now what o.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all must like it. Ain't nobody anybody saying nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all must like it. So it's evidently not. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>bothering you. Oh, it's bothering U. Well, Mona, our job,

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<v Speaker 1>Mona is bothering us. So let's address moment right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She's bothering you, Mona. You need to fix your appearance.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go cat dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona.

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<v Speaker 5>Please jesuit her.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, how you doing? My name is James over with

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<v Speaker 4>the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with

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<v Speaker 4>the company for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay correct? Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 4>Wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been

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<v Speaker 4>some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a

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<v Speaker 4>call about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now

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<v Speaker 4>your your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact

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<v Speaker 4>as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing

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<v Speaker 4>that has nothing to do with that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Now, first of all, what are my parents have

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<v Speaker 5>to do with your corporation?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what's going on? Like I said, you, you've been

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<v Speaker 4>with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>I have Okay, and uh.

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<v Speaker 5>You told me telling me something by my kids, right?

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<v Speaker 4>What I what I want to talk to you about

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<v Speaker 4>is that what what what some of the workers in

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<v Speaker 4>the office are having a problem with and what we

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<v Speaker 4>want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment

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<v Speaker 4>because we want to see about helping you get a

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<v Speaker 4>breast reduction.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh what brea reduction?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Now you you you you? I mean from from

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<v Speaker 4>understanding that your your breasts are too large? Was this.

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<v Speaker 5>Again?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate

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<v Speaker 4>Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human

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<v Speaker 4>resources of corporation.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Now, if you ain't calling here by something else,

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<v Speaker 5>certainly what we do here telling you calling me, telling

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<v Speaker 5>me somebody giving me a break production. What you need

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<v Speaker 5>to do is try and dig up slow because what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They

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<v Speaker 5>was over here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.

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<v Speaker 5>I wear them.

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<v Speaker 4>Problem, Lona. All we want to do is we want

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<v Speaker 4>to get you a doctor's appointment so we can help

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<v Speaker 4>you get your get your breast reduced. So you know

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<v Speaker 4>you you'll feel a lot more comfortable and the people

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<v Speaker 4>in the office all be a lot more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm not You ain't feel do it. Man, You

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<v Speaker 5>ain't gonna come in and tell me some what y'all

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<v Speaker 5>gonna do to me what you talking about. I'm even

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<v Speaker 5>just being this foremost eight years and I ain't never

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<v Speaker 5>had no problem when nobody's telling me something about my friends.

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<v Speaker 5>So what you need to do is find out who's

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<v Speaker 5>going around here making these rumors. And first of all,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna dig up because it might be one he's

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<v Speaker 5>up in here talking about me, and you know, jealous

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on. You know, I'm gonna mask and they right

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<v Speaker 5>here got top of my breath.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta get I gotta bring them down.

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<v Speaker 5>It's big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?

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<v Speaker 5>Can you reduce that? Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it. I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.

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<v Speaker 5>What you're gonna get downe is that's what you're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>get done. And listen, start worrying about my break. So

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<v Speaker 5>you and whoever whoever calming you are telling you something

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<v Speaker 5>about what I'm doing at this desk, tell them, I said,

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<v Speaker 5>the kids mind to whatever you do. I'm gonna do me.

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<v Speaker 5>So they don't like that, then hey, how at them

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm ana find whoever doing it because they jealous.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a bad They don't understand it, and the man's

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<v Speaker 5>come in and what woo whoop they come to who

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<v Speaker 5>they come to my desk and ask for who they

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<v Speaker 5>ask for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 4>your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta

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<v Speaker 4>get your breast brought down.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, whoever you are, you you might need

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<v Speaker 5>to come see you can sit up to the front

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<v Speaker 5>of my head and see how it looking. You might

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<v Speaker 5>want to come back and bring out your crew.

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<v Speaker 4>Lona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come

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<v Speaker 4>set your desk and see your your your I gotta

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<v Speaker 4>get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced now.

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<v Speaker 5>To when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna see no,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going you want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do your Mona, You're going to a doctor.

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<v Speaker 5>You bring it so he I ain't going no doctors.

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<v Speaker 5>What you talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to

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<v Speaker 5>go see, I ain't trying to hear it, yell.

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<v Speaker 4>Said, what I'm gonna do is They said you would

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<v Speaker 4>act like this, mona. They said you would react just

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<v Speaker 4>this way. This is what the people in the office

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<v Speaker 4>are talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give it what they I'll be in this company.

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<v Speaker 5>B I wanna pay years. I ain't no hand, nobody

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<v Speaker 5>accounting me telling me something? My friend, what you need

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<v Speaker 5>to do? First of all, you need to come in

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<v Speaker 5>and see me, because it might like what you see

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm a big, bad bowl puny four woman. You

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<v Speaker 5>better yet. Yeah, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 4>And now what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you need my name?

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<v Speaker 5>I need your names because I ain't never had somebody

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<v Speaker 5>to call my job to tell me some my braain.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to know your name because i' gonna get

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<v Speaker 5>some lottery in this because I don't play this shit

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<v Speaker 5>I need. I don't play that. So whoever you is,

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<v Speaker 5>and your carpet and whoever kind of me by my breast,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't play that. I need your name, I really do,

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<v Speaker 5>because you don't. I'm gonna find out who this is. Nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know my name?

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<v Speaker 5>I want to know your dame. Hell y'all, I want

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<v Speaker 5>to know your name. What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you listening? What is this a neshew, Tommy from

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<v Speaker 4>the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 4>your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>You what breas bigger than mine? You know, I got

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<v Speaker 5>a limp? Me and y'all need to Clint, boy, you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna make me go right. I can't believe this is

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<v Speaker 5>her breaths bigger than mine, and then she got a limp.

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<v Speaker 5>I listened to this show every morning, and I just

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<v Speaker 5>can't believe I got said.

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<v Speaker 4>She did it.

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<v Speaker 5>She got me, you know, got me. But I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a watching. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna give.

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<v Speaker 4>Him all right, baby, I got one more thing for you, baby,

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<v Speaker 4>what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 4>baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 5>Morning Show and tom and guess what play on this

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<v Speaker 5>head phone. I just want to let you know I'm

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<v Speaker 5>a side sixteen with a low cut. And there you

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<v Speaker 5>have it.

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<v Speaker 3>What is supposed to be for no reason though, but

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<v Speaker 3>it all let mona yeah, yeah, big ups, big ups.

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<v Speaker 2>Louisville, Kentucky the NEP You're coming to town, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>My moial weekend Mamial weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Friday, Saturday Sunday. One show Friday to Saturday. Two

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. It is Memorial Weekend. Come out and have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time on the holiday weekend. Get your laugh on,

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<v Speaker 1>get your barbecue on, hang out with friends and family.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great day to laugh, all right, great day

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<v Speaker 1>to laugh. Come laugh with the nephew. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>there all weekend long at the Louisville Comedy Club.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's on sale right now. You're listening. Shot

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