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Speaker 1: of America's heroes. Those heroes, of course, are the super Boopers,

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Speaker 1: those who proudly defecate in public, making a statement every

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Speaker 1: Isn't that what the founding fathers fought for? The right

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Speaker 1: Ultima Plus, this episode features trivia on our country's favorite

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Speaker 1: number twos vice presidents. What's more patriotic than that? So

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Speaker 1: light as Sparkler, crack open a beer and sit back

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Speaker 1: on your porcelain throne for one of our favorite Crimeless episodes.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, We'll be back next week with some fresh

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Speaker 1: new ding dong content. In the meantime, please be careful

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Speaker 1: and come back with all ten of your fingers and toes.

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Speaker 2: Are we led to believe that this poop out of

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Speaker 2: her ass is a forever chemical GM say media large.

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Speaker 1: Trigger warning, this episode is about human excrement. Oh rory,

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable question here.

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Speaker 2: Those don't even exist for me. Let's just get that

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Speaker 1: Get ready to drop a deuce in public? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Wow, didn't even have to think about that. Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: well documented in my stand up. So if I were

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Speaker 1: All right. I think we can agree that it's very gross.

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Speaker 1: But is it illegal to poop in public? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, that's a great question because is it

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Speaker 1: Have I ever booped in public? Okay? Okay, okay, that's

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Speaker 1: so you're saying that's the case you would make in court.

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Speaker 1: Well? I can tell you that you'd probably be in trouble. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because this week on Crime List, we confirm what you've

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Speaker 1: that it is indeed against the law to hoop in public.

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Speaker 1: We've got a trio of criminals who found this out

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Speaker 1: last meal. No, you don't know what their diet is.

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Speaker 1: We've got an open and shit I mean hutcase, an

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Speaker 1: unsolved mystery, and a serial pooper who may have been framed. Oh, Roy,

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Speaker 1: do you need to use the bathroom before we start? No?

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Speaker 1: All right, then let's get into it in after the break. Hello,

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Speaker 1: and welcome back to Crime Lists, the podcast that celebrates

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Speaker 1: the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest and grossest criminals.

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Speaker 1: I'm Josh Dean.

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Speaker 2: And I am Rory Schoful Public pooper. Public pooper number one. Josh,

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Speaker 2: maybe I should turn the tables. Have you ever pooped

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Speaker 2: in public?

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Speaker 1: Define? Public?

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Speaker 2: Um, you're home? No, I don't know outside. I mean

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Speaker 2: Though, And now I'm even more excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think this is Today's episode is destined

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Speaker 1: to be a crime most classic because what's stupider than

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Speaker 1: on your feed. Does the term Delco pooper ring any bells? No? Oh?

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Speaker 1: of you, my gosh, Rory, I'm going to show you

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Speaker 1: might take issue with this quote, Rory, Okay, it was

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Speaker 2: and in that case, maybe you don't have to wipe.

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Speaker 1: stop disturbing women. You're not ready for one hundred Cannabis

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Speaker 1: is the lube I use to slide through life.

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Speaker 2: So look, I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna steal

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Speaker 1: And then there's more Rory Good. There's a link to

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Speaker 1: her OnlyFans account.

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Speaker 2: No no, Josh, no oh yes, And I'm gonna read

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Speaker 2: here what she says to her fans.

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Speaker 1: Hello fans nin here. I guess nin must be her nickname.

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Speaker 1: not gonna tell you how come'll spelled there, I can guess,

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Speaker 1: and toes on a fabulous journey beyond your wildest dreams.

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Speaker 1: You know it's interesting, what an interesting sales pitch? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: doesn't know how to write a great slogan for Facebook?

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Speaker 1: Great and only fans pulling people in. I bet you

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Speaker 2: This woman is unique. Her crimes are seemingly original. I

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Speaker 2: don't know anyone else spraying cars down with diarrhea. Good

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Speaker 3: Josh uh Well, a reporter from Philly mag doing the

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Speaker 3: the answer to, and that is regarding your Only Fans account.

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Speaker 1: I know that some women on OnlyFans specialize in well

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Speaker 1: I got to say, you've talked me into I immediately

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Speaker 2: You know what, she's playing the game of life.

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Speaker 1: Josh, Well, wait till I tell you that, so her

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Speaker 2: That's probably the best example of any press is good press.

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Speaker 1: How many copycat Now, everybody's gonna be shotting there.

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Speaker 2: Right, we're gonna live in a world we're be able

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Speaker 1: There can be only one delco pooper though. So she

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Speaker 2: If I'm crazy, Call me crazy, but you know when

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Speaker 1: Not litter, it's biodegradable. Is that not what she like? That?

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Speaker 1: Led to believe that the poop out of her ass

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Speaker 1: It is. It's not okay, But you can also turn

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Speaker 2: That's the thing I gotta get my only fans. I

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Speaker 1: Need a good bodyguard, Josh, do you want in? You

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Speaker 1: want five? You want to cool? Five hundred? Hey, we

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Speaker 1: Who opened the door of my car and crapped inside

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love this kind of shit. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's go citizen vigilantes.

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Speaker 2: This is a way different version of don't fuck with cats.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. So one guy just gets so tired

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Speaker 1: seven times? Yes, what I mean? So Jerry rigs a

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Speaker 1: back to overlord bezos. This guy set up his camera

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Speaker 2: I mean, I did not expect to see such a

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Speaker 1: What was her name?

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Speaker 2: Christina? Yep, Christina doing what Christina did, which is always

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Speaker 2: the hood. I guess that's going to be the most

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Speaker 1: The poop bandit says this headline in the Daily News.

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Speaker 1: Poop Bandit, So this photo is distributed far and wide.

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Speaker 1: It made headlines everywhere. The Daily Mail called him the

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Speaker 1: But after two months of interviews, police suspended their investigation.

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Speaker 2: It has to always be alliteration. That's these names. They

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Speaker 2: That guy had a cop face. He did, I agree

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Speaker 2: That guy pops up. That guy poops up. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: you really pulled us into something here?

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Speaker 2: At no point, At no point was there ever even

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Speaker 2: Make so we just went from bowel bandit super fun

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Speaker 2: alliteration to murder suicide.

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Speaker 1: That is correct.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I know it turns on this show, folks, you

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Speaker 2: cannot guess where Josh is gonna.

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Speaker 1: Take you don't. That's why they tune in Rory. It's

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Speaker 1: the mystery of it all. I want to see what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not one hundred percent sure because he's wearing

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Speaker 1: the pooper has a beanie.

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Speaker 2: On, right, it is wildly close.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I can't confirm, but I gotta say that's a pretty

435
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Speaker 2: good theory.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So again, I want to say this is a

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Speaker 1: theory posted on Reddit. We didn't make this up, nor

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Speaker 1: is it confirmed, but the timelines do match up. The

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Speaker 1: photo of the pooper was posted and circulated on March eleventh,

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Speaker 1: and the firefighter killed himself on March twelfth, So okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it seems quite possible, but again not proven

442
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Speaker 1: reddit theory. We would be irresponsible if we said otherwise.

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Speaker 2: But it's also the most viewed photo since Ruby killing Oswalt.

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Speaker 1: All kinds of surprises in this episode. The other issue

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Speaker 1: at the guy didn't live in ken Moore. He lived

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Speaker 1: in New Franklin, which as a town outside of Akron,

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Speaker 1: which would explain why none of the neighbors recognized him.

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Speaker 1: Of course, right, so if the guy's coming from a

449
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Speaker 1: different area, like, they wouldn't say, hey, that's Kevin, but

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Speaker 1: he would have known their area because he's a fire captain,

451
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Speaker 1: so he would have been all over the place. Right.

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Speaker 1: He had just retired a month before his death. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so anyway, consider this party officially pooped.

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Speaker 2: Nice nice way to pull it back in.

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Speaker 1: After the break. One more for the pile, all right,

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Speaker 1: what more? Sorry, this one won't be as dark, I

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Speaker 1: promise now. I don't believe you. I can't trust again.

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Speaker 1: I'm not you shouldn't trust me over Yeah, welcome back

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Speaker 1: to crying lists. We're here this week to do our duty.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, that's a good one. Okay, I'll allow it,

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Speaker 1: all right and go deep on America's grossest criminals. Any

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Speaker 1: philosophical thoughts to share at this point before I go on?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so wrapped up in the lies that

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Speaker 2: you've told me, Josh, I don't know if I know

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Speaker 2: who you are anymore.

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Speaker 1: All Right, So, our last story of the week takes

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Speaker 1: place in New Jersey, because, of course it does, with

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Speaker 1: all respect to our neighbors. I live in New York City,

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Speaker 1: most of us do. Here on the show, parts of

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Speaker 1: the Garden State smell. I'm sorry, like shit, it's just true.

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Speaker 1: They know, they know, And unlike our previous public deficators,

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Speaker 1: this serial shitter's target was not cars. It was school property. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So twenty eighteen, students and staff at Holmdale High School

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Speaker 1: in Homedeale, New Jersey start to find random piles of

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Speaker 1: poop on or near the track in football field on

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Speaker 1: a daily basis. Presumably some person had been relieving him

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Speaker 1: or herself on school property early in the morning before

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Speaker 1: anyone got to school. After putting up with the shit

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Speaker 1: for too long, an anonymous source.

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Speaker 2: Statis, I love that after putting up with this shit

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Speaker 2: for too long?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful. Now that's poetry, Josh, I mean credit to Lane

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Speaker 1: on that one. An anonymous source total reporter with Patch Media.

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Speaker 1: That had happened eight times. So after a time, school

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Speaker 1: officials finally set a trap similar to the trap from

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Speaker 1: our last story. They set up a camera, so surveillance

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Speaker 1: video quickly caught someone shitting underneath the bleachers, and yes,

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Speaker 1: the poopetrator to borrow a nickname from our last story,

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Speaker 1: was arrested at five point fifty am on a Monday

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Speaker 1: while he was running laps on the school's track. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to guess who this person was?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a teacher. Oh no, it's someone

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Speaker 2: affiliated with the school.

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Speaker 1: It's the superintendent.

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Speaker 2: Uh, neighboring Okay, wow.

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Speaker 1: Thomas TREMAGLINI, forty two, head of the Kenilworth School District

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Speaker 1: is a job, and it's a job he's had since

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen. So when he was arrested, media outlets did

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Speaker 1: not hesitate with the name calling. I feel like this

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Speaker 1: is just the gift that keeps on giving to headline writers.

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Speaker 1: He was dubbed the super pooper and the poperintendent. Now

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Speaker 1: now it's fun.

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Speaker 2: I swear to God, if this turns to murder, You're

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Speaker 2: dead to me, Josh, you are dead to me. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: he caused nine to eleven. Okay, thanks, Josh. Thanks, I

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Speaker 2: already I know you got more here.

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Speaker 1: I'm already.

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Speaker 2: He knew the investigation, right, he must have known about

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Speaker 2: the cameras.

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Speaker 1: You well, he was it was a neighboring school district though,

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Speaker 1: so maybe not do they share intel? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Oh so he was jogging on the track at a

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Speaker 2: different school in a different district exactly.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe this guy's just a big fan of

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Speaker 2: all the you know, high jinks that happened during homecoming.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe, or like, maybe he likest to

518
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Speaker 1: that school in the football championship or something.

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Speaker 2: This guy could be more fun than he's getting given credit.

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Speaker 2: He's clearly successful. He's a puperintendent, which is gonna which

521
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Speaker 2: is obviously my next tattoo.

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Speaker 1: So once this breaks the news, he takes a leave

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Speaker 1: of absence, which seems pretty sensible. Four months later, he

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Speaker 1: has to resign from his one hundred and forty seven

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars year position as the superintendent of the Kenilworth

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Speaker 1: School District. And I have lots of questions here. Why

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Speaker 1: not hold it? Why are you dropping your pants on

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Speaker 1: school property? Why this school property? You don't even work here? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So a few days after his arrest, a local news

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Speaker 1: outlet published a story that showed there's not one, but

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Speaker 1: three porta potties just steps from where he was relieving himself.

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Speaker 2: Oh so this is a kink or something right unclear

533
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Speaker 2: at this point.

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Speaker 1: But he's charged with different This is different than Christina's

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Speaker 1: charges public urination or defecation, discarding and dumbing of litters. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a new phrasing, but same problem in lewdness.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the lewdness. I mean, technically, I'm sure there's no

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Speaker 2: one around. I was one hundred and forty seven thousand

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Speaker 2: a year. That's now good lord to risk all that

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Speaker 2: I know. Well, nice, that's a nice little annual take.

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Speaker 2: And here is and like misking it.

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Speaker 1: Oh schools like good hours. He pleads guilty to defecating

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Speaker 1: in public, which is a non criminal municipal offense, so

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Speaker 1: I guess not some of the more serious charges. Pays

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Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars fine in court. Cots prosecutors then

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Speaker 1: agree to dismiss the charges of lewdness in littering. His explanation,

547
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Speaker 1: according to his lawyer, is that he had runners diarrhea

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Speaker 1: brought on from a cute blood flow during exercise, and

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Speaker 1: that was happening every morning. I know, like, this doesn't

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Speaker 1: happen to me when I run, but I have heard

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Speaker 1: of people jogging with toilet paper, and interesting, I feel

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Speaker 1: like the question you probably have. His lawyer was asked, like,

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Speaker 1: what about the porta Potts. He said, quote, he was

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Speaker 1: not certain he would have made it even if he

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Speaker 1: did know they were there, which I feel like if

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00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: he's gone multiple times, he knows they're there, right.

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Speaker 2: But also, what a great way to phrase that. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure I would have made it even if I

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Speaker 2: knew they were there.

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Speaker 1: Smart classic lawyer right there. I'd hire this guy right now.

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Speaker 1: So he also disputes the claim that he was a

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Speaker 1: serial offender. He claimed that the time he was caught

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Speaker 1: on camera was the only time it happened. And I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna say that's possible, Like maybe he was set

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Speaker 1: up here, but like, what a weird coincidence if like,

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Speaker 1: the only time he ever accidentally has to go on

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Speaker 1: the field, it's on the field where someone has been

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Speaker 1: shitting every day.

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Speaker 2: And I guess was that not in the news. Maybe

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Speaker 2: this wasn't in the news. Maybe this wasn't a talked

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Speaker 2: about thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it didn't make the news until his mug

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Speaker 1: shot came out, so that's when it went sort of viral.

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Speaker 1: But of course that plays into this because he a

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Speaker 1: year later sued the township, a school resource officer, and

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Speaker 1: the police chief, saying the mug shot was unwarranted and

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Speaker 1: that it was leaked to news agencies by the police department.

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Speaker 1: He also alleges he was not properly informed of his

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Speaker 1: rights by the person who took him into custody. According

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Speaker 1: to the visual complaint, this led to a spiral of

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Speaker 1: false reports that he had been arrested on criminal offenses

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Speaker 1: when he had just been cited for violations of non

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Speaker 1: criminal ordinances, and yet it still led to him losing

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Speaker 1: his job. I was used for clickbait. Trevin Glani said

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Speaker 1: what I did was wrong, but I had a bathroom emergency.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I think. My final takeaway, unless there's more, Nope,

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Speaker 2: this is it. My final takeaway is I think he

588
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Speaker 2: was the guy doing it, but I think he's really smart,

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00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: and I think he's maybe. I think he's maybe actually

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: right about all these things that he figured out his

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Speaker 2: loophole to get to do his weird crime. And I

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00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: bet he is right about all those things. I'm willing

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Speaker 2: to bet there was a leak of the photo and

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Speaker 2: he wasn't properly informed.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, I feel like cheering for this guy,

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Speaker 2: despite the fact I think he was the guy the

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Speaker 2: whole time.

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00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: Like there was he was doing it on purpose, but

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00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: he but.

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Speaker 2: He knew his out if he ever got caught.

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Speaker 1: Well, he is a superintendent of some school out there.

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Speaker 2: If this country can get its act together, he'll be

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Speaker 2: president one day.

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Speaker 1: All right, after the break, our final segments, All right, Lane,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing for our final segments of that lane.

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Speaker 4: Scame incredible segue Rory about the presidential stuff, because I

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Speaker 4: want to talk about some famous number two's people who

609
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Speaker 4: were just a heartbeat away from making number ones. This

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Speaker 4: is I got some vice presidential trivia for you, all right, perfect,

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Speaker 4: Are you ready? It's just this is just classic trivia.

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Speaker 1: Ye, okay.

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Speaker 4: Three vice presidents have received the Nobel Peace Prize. Name one.

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Speaker 4: I on's points if you can name more than one?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, so, it's not catered towards dumb people. Okay,

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Speaker 2: got it. Okay, Josh, you're gonna carry us here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Al Gore. That's right. Oh, yes, Ry,

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Speaker 1: Can you name one Roy or we move on? I

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Speaker 1: have absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 4: That's okay. One of the other two lane, Teddy Roosevelt

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Speaker 4: got the first one, a first American to get one,

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Speaker 4: and then Charles Dawes for his role reducing tensions between

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Speaker 4: Germany and France after World War One.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, man.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of Charles Dawes, and I don't know

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Speaker 2: that I would.

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Speaker 1: Have guessed Teddy Roosevelt.

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Speaker 2: All right, but I did get one. But we are

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Speaker 2: on the same team. So we are currently winning one

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Speaker 2: to nothing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So this vice president was the first VP of color.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, Harris, Yeah, that's what I would have gone with.

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Speaker 4: Two, It's not true. That would be Charles Curtis. He

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Speaker 4: was the thirty first vice president from nineteen twenty nine

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Speaker 4: to nineteen thirty three under who he was Native amerriage.

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Speaker 1: To say that was not advertised ever, Yeah, I know,

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00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: no one's talked about this.

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Speaker 4: He was a member of the con nation.

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Speaker 1: He was Native American. Okay, all right, all right, all right, okay,

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00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: this is harder than I thought it was going to

641
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Speaker 1: be Lane, But I gotta say it's it really is

642
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: making me feel differently about Lane as we go forward.

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Speaker 4: Good, that's what my intention was. Tommy Lee Jones and

644
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 4: this vice president were roommates at Harvard.

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Speaker 1: Oh I do know this, Tommy Lee Jones.

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Speaker 2: I think it might be Al Gore.

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Speaker 1: Again. Yeah, let's go out Gore again.

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Speaker 4: You're right, it's all.

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Speaker 1: Look at us.

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Speaker 4: Okay, moving on, Two vice presidents have resigned. Who are they?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Resigned? Well, Nixon's vice president, which I believe was Agnew.

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Speaker 4: Yes, correct, Wow, Josh, give me another one.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, the guy who's impeached Andrew Jackson. But I

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Speaker 1: don't know whose vice president was.

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Speaker 4: You're right, if you know who that is.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I know, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to share it or just want to show off. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to seem smart.

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Speaker 4: John C. Calhoun, John C. Calhoun, Yeah, of course, this

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Speaker 4: vice president almost got eaten by cannibals.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: What I like is that you think I could name

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Speaker 2: presidents and vice presidents, let alone know little anecdotes about

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Speaker 2: their lives.

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Speaker 1: I'm like approaching the number, the maxim number of vice

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Speaker 1: presidents I can name. But I'm just going to say

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Speaker 1: Dick Cheney, even though it's not Dick Cheney.

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Speaker 2: I am just going to say, I can't believe it's

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Speaker 2: the hardest trivia game on the Poop episode.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It is George H. W. Bush. He's under Reagan. He

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Speaker 4: joined the Navy in nineteen forty four, and during a

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Speaker 4: combat mission, his aircraft was down by Japanese enemy fire.

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Speaker 4: He was rescued in the open sea by a US submarine,

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Speaker 4: but the other service members in that mission were captured

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Speaker 4: by the enemy, beaten, tortured, and eaten.

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Speaker 1: Wow, next week, you got a crime for Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: all right? Oh okay, how was that not a story?

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Speaker 1: We all know?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Lane made it up. Very creative, that Lane.

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Speaker 4: I haven't made any of these up for the record,

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Speaker 4: but I appreciate you thinking I'm that creative. This sleepy

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Speaker 4: vice president was said to have slept up to eleven

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Speaker 4: hours a night. He also took a pre lunchtime nap

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Speaker 4: and then a two to three hour post lunch nap.

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Speaker 4: Here's a hint. He was also president.

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Speaker 1: Is it Joe? Is it sleepy Joe?

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Speaker 4: No, it's Calvin Cool.

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Speaker 2: I honestly thought we were getting roped into it to

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Speaker 2: think it would be Sleepy Joe just because of the title.

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Speaker 4: That's what I's see what I did there? Tricked us,

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Speaker 4: I tricked you. This vice president was born on the

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Speaker 4: day President Herbert Hoover died, which is October twentieth, nineteen

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Speaker 4: sixty four.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so he's young. It's jd Vance. Oh, no, sixty four.

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Speaker 1: Know Jady Vance isn't sixty. No, Kamala Harris. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Probably, I mean it have to be. It's got to be.

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Speaker 1: She's sixty.

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Speaker 4: It is Kamala Harris. Yes, she's reincarnated Herbert Hoover.

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Speaker 2: Because if we find out it's Joe Biden, our timelines

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Speaker 2: are gonna not in our brains.

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Speaker 1: He looks great for sixty. He looks really good.

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Speaker 4: That's it, you guys. You know, honestly, I think you

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Speaker 4: would have gotten like a two on an AP history test.

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Speaker 1: Yes, is that good? I don't know. That's like a

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Speaker 1: half credit.

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Speaker 2: They wouldn't let me near the AP classes.

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