Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of innercom I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, welcome to this emergency episode of Come
Speaker 2: Welcome to this emergency episode of Come. Oh, something's different
Speaker 2: about my wrist.
Speaker 1: Drew's wearing his eight year old eyewatch Apple Watch.
Speaker 2: Have you all ever seen one of these? Have you
Speaker 2: ever used one of these?
Speaker 1: Literally almost everybody's parent has one.
Speaker 2: The background is my hairy arm, so it looks like
Speaker 2: it's blending in with my skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also the band is really white, so it
Speaker 1: is blending really well.
Speaker 2: Why are you jealous of me and everything I do?
Speaker 2: I try to give to you so much?
Speaker 1: What do you give me?
Speaker 2: My love? And affection? A love an affection?
Speaker 1: You were thinking that's so crazy because you're singing it's
Speaker 1: so crazy. I know it's a song and I can't
Speaker 1: think of it. Is that a Rihanna song? I actually
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Whar I think it's Rihanna?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's love song by Future and Rihanna. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have something to start the episode with. It's a little anthem.
Speaker 1: Next time you're at school, rebel? Yes, wait, you one
Speaker 1: of the kids who like refused to stand for the
Speaker 1: pledge of Allegiance. No, I was I was so annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm not standing. I'm literally not standing for the flag.
Speaker 2: We would get in so much trouble if we didn't
Speaker 2: pledge allegiance to the Texas flag.
Speaker 1: Really, we didn't even have the Florida flag. It was
Speaker 1: just the flag, and I was like, why are we
Speaker 1: still doing this?
Speaker 2: It's such a weird like propaganda thing that Texas does
Speaker 2: because they're like, we're gonna seed from the nation. They're
Speaker 2: always threatening. I'm like, please go.
Speaker 1: Please imagine needing your passport to go to Texas? Is
Speaker 1: that how that would work?
Speaker 2: I actually don't know, Like I don't think anybody knows,
Speaker 2: and that's why it would never happen.
Speaker 1: Nobody's actually committed to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, committed to the sleigh Put.
Speaker 1: Your right hand? Is it right or left? This is
Speaker 1: my right hand, over your boobe.
Speaker 2: Over your heart?
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh slay can use sir by the boots early week?
Speaker 1: What's so proudly weeper by the Twilight's Least Giving? I
Speaker 1: was trying to think of more, but that's what that's got.
Speaker 2: The Twilight's Last Giving is giving.
Speaker 1: Who's broad shoulders and slave who sailst You all need
Speaker 1: to calm down. In the common space because someone was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have.
Speaker 2: Broad shoulders too broad shoulders.
Speaker 1: Gang. Yeah, she was like, I've never said that about myself. Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, So that's our national anthem, that's Amergency
Speaker 1: indercomm national anthem.
Speaker 2: Oh slick, can you say?
Speaker 1: So? Drew as burnt as balls.
Speaker 2: I literally did not mean to get sunburned. I was like,
Speaker 2: the UV index is eight point five, which is like
Speaker 2: very high. But I was like, oh, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to get burnt, Like, there's no way I get burnt,
Speaker 2: my stubborn ass, and I am literally charged to a
Speaker 2: fucking cris.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are really red. Your Your right arm is
Speaker 1: definitely going to peel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's already peeling, like it's already. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's already going, but it doesn't hurt yet, but.
Speaker 1: It definitely tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It definitely. Like I like touching it because you can
Speaker 2: see like the fingerprints in it.
Speaker 1: It's like the little thermal toy they we have kids.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, your right side of your body
Speaker 1: is burnt. The red set of my body.
Speaker 2: Still smells like you.
Speaker 1: We both said something, but yeah, it's because we went
Speaker 1: to Devon's house. Today.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have y'all ever heard of her missus Carls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the way.
Speaker 1: Have y'all been in to her house?
Speaker 2: Oh? Probably not, y'all definitely have we go and we
Speaker 2: have a key, We hang out.
Speaker 1: We go, we open the fridge, we grab Devin.
Speaker 2: If you hear this, I'm so sorry for stealing all
Speaker 2: your drinks. I got into the car immediately and it
Speaker 2: was like I took a lot of.
Speaker 1: Drinks immediately, named like three things we were insecure about.
Speaker 2: I was like, I should not have done that, but
Speaker 2: I drank every single drop except for the fucking AUNIEMI.
Speaker 2: Yeah that, you know, the energy drink? Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: so sweet.
Speaker 1: Energy drinks just like, unless it's Red Bull, they don't
Speaker 1: taste very good because all of them are trying to
Speaker 1: be too sweet. They're trying to be something that they're not.
Speaker 1: And it's like, no, this isn't juice. This is acid
Speaker 1: that's going to burn my liver and do what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do and burn my.
Speaker 2: Inside and give me energy. So like I don't even
Speaker 2: really care about the flavor, but give me hart palpitations,
Speaker 2: red Bull, Red Bull, I have a genius idea for you,
Speaker 2: non caffeinated red Bull exactly. Without the caffeine, I would
Speaker 2: be able.
Speaker 3: To drink it.
Speaker 1: You can't have caffeine anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so figure that out.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a lot of things. You need to
Speaker 1: go see like a psychologist and get your brain. Like, like,
Speaker 1: he's convinced he can't have red onions, Like he's convinced, Like, no,
Speaker 1: he has issues because he doesn't have like a real meal, like.
Speaker 2: Gummies are a real meal.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I did with the gummies we had?
Speaker 2: You did not? No, I didn't throw them a Oh okay,
Speaker 2: what'd you do?
Speaker 1: I put them in the freezer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but Yourew's convinced.
Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh this this is bad for me.
Speaker 1: This is bad for me. I'm like, no, girl, Like
Speaker 1: you just don't eat. So every time you eat your
Speaker 1: somethach is like what is happening? Or you don't eat
Speaker 1: like real meals. You like scavenge around the house. You
Speaker 1: eat like crackers, cheese and meats that you find. Then
Speaker 1: you have gummies. Then you have like something red to
Speaker 1: throw in the mix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna try to
Speaker 2: eat blue for the next week because I did red
Speaker 2: or maybe orange because I feel like it's a little
Speaker 2: yellow is really easy. I could easily eat yellow for
Speaker 2: a week. Maybe that's a little YouTube series, eating yellow
Speaker 2: for a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like mister Beast Like, that's like mister Bee's.
Speaker 2: Challenge, mister beasts challenge. Well, I have a little surprise
Speaker 2: for everybody. Me included or do Yeah, oh, you're included
Speaker 2: for literally everybody. Kai are you ready?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he got a purse.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, that didn't sound good. Yeah. Wait, do y'all
Speaker 2: still use air pods?
Speaker 1: Or I actually have rarely been an AirPod.
Speaker 2: Confused because I actually don't even know what that is
Speaker 2: anymore because I have Wait, those are.
Speaker 1: Air pods, like you do know what they are?
Speaker 2: They're Maxes because I have the ones that go over
Speaker 2: your ears, not inside your ears.
Speaker 1: I have plenty of headphones that go over my ears,
Speaker 1: but these are the AirPods Maxes. Oh but I don't
Speaker 1: believe in wireless headphones. So that's okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, you sound mad. Everybody watching sounds pissed too. But yeah,
Speaker 2: just just why do you still have air pods?
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I just said I don't use air pods, and you
Speaker 1: have air pods on your.
Speaker 2: I'm saying to them, Oh, okay, yeah, it's because it's
Speaker 2: kind of just like like, these are superior.
Speaker 1: Are you poverty shaming right now?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Get your money up, get your bed up, get you
Speaker 2: a pair of these. Let me tell you, we were.
Speaker 1: Literally laughing at you, because yeah, that's going to be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Wait now when I travel and go
Speaker 1: on planes, people can be like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: guy has money, and we're gonna be like no, because
Speaker 1: you're gonna be sitting in economy with everyone else.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you spend the money you spent on these?
Speaker 1: Should have allocated your funds like more intelligently, because you're
Speaker 1: literally can't go back right now like the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's right, But I'm happy. I'm happy and
Speaker 2: that's all that matters. And they have there not happy girl.
Speaker 2: I know it's really bad. The demons are winning. The
Speaker 2: demons are literally winning. You said they have the clairvoyant Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have the clairvoyance mode.
Speaker 1: What What the fuck does that mean? That's the word
Speaker 1: you just made up?
Speaker 2: I can hear ghosts?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? Also an update on the ghost story, we revisited
Speaker 1: the theater yesterday. But I think because we were with Jester,
Speaker 1: the spirit didn't come to us.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to show face. They weren't serving face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think they just got nervous because we
Speaker 1: brought a friend to look and as a witness, and yeah,
Speaker 1: they got nervous and too many people were around. We
Speaker 1: went too early. We have to do another or like
Speaker 1: midnight viewing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think a doola midnight viewing. Maybe we
Speaker 2: go see everything everywhere all at once again, because that
Speaker 2: was the best movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: In my entire life, genuinely, like so not exaggerating, I can't.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe when I see shit like that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you had to have been on meth
Speaker 1: when you wrote that. Ye, no other way, Like.
Speaker 2: I just without spoiling anything, because it is a movie
Speaker 2: that if you go into it completely blind, it it
Speaker 2: is so insane, insane like it. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you conceptualize that. I don't know how like you film that,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you go back to watching regular
Speaker 2: movies after watching that, because like it was so revolutionary,
Speaker 2: that like revolutionary, so like cinema will forever be changed,
Speaker 2: It will forever never be the same.
Speaker 1: Forever and never be the same. Okay. Yeah, I honestly
Speaker 1: like I don't even have like a good take on
Speaker 1: it because it just actually left me speechless, like so
Speaker 1: many times, Like my mouth was just wide open watching
Speaker 1: and I couldn't believe it. And I found myself like laughing,
Speaker 1: not even at the funny parts, but just laughing because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't believe someone just made this, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: someone literally had all these thoughts somehow translated it onto
Speaker 1: paper and then onto video image and it's like translating
Speaker 1: well real, especially because I've got a lot of those
Speaker 1: jokes like I feel like would read like not that
Speaker 1: funny and then on tween are really funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were like points in the movie where like
Speaker 2: me and Enya would just like look at each other
Speaker 2: and be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like like
Speaker 2: there you actually like were able to do that, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was like really really sick.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, Kay's literally scaring me because he's just
Speaker 1: holding his phone in front of the camera but not
Speaker 1: in the viewfinder.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was using the reflection to see if it
Speaker 3: was recording. I want to see if there's a way
Speaker 3: for me to make sure that.
Speaker 1: You're literally bored as ship right there, You're so bored
Speaker 1: and you're not listening to us anymore. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: was so insane. Yeah, and it destroyed my life and
Speaker 1: I came home. I was gonna watch another movie, but
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think my brain could handle
Speaker 1: any more content.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does make make you question a reality. Uh,
Speaker 2: that's all I'll say, which is like in a good
Speaker 2: Win and I think it like will humanize a lot
Speaker 2: of people. It was just it was.
Speaker 1: A sweet movie. I was like, oh, this is just
Speaker 1: like sweet. I cried, I cried, I laughed, I lived,
Speaker 1: and I loved.
Speaker 3: Was there se in it actually so much?
Speaker 2: There was a lot of a whole like spread whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was like a point where the camera someone spread
Speaker 2: their ass cheeks and the camera literally went inside someone's
Speaker 2: asshole and they like it was basically like a colonoscopy
Speaker 2: scene and you kind.
Speaker 1: Of just which I think that was a three D render.
Speaker 2: I think that it was, and you lived in there
Speaker 2: for two weeks in the movie. It was fucking weird.
Speaker 1: It was like a big time lapse because obviously if
Speaker 1: it was like two weeks, we wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was literally so weird. I actually couldn't believe
Speaker 2: that they went there.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to see it, but now I want
Speaker 3: to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't want to go.
Speaker 1: Because of the colonoscopy like scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, oh my god. And we saw it in
Speaker 2: four D so they were spraying everywhere around so crazy.
Speaker 2: It was crazy lit. Well, last time I had sex,
Speaker 2: I was thinking about elden Ring. And that's not a joke.
Speaker 2: Like I literally like I was having sex and I
Speaker 2: was like, this ship's like boring, Like like come.
Speaker 1: On, literally if I remember having sex again and I
Speaker 1: start thinking about other things, but I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's time for you to go, you to go.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was thinking about eld elden Ring. I
Speaker 2: keep saying elder Ring. But yeah, it was really tragic.
Speaker 1: Well what if the person literally hears this and like
Speaker 1: sees you.
Speaker 2: Say that, you don't think about what I was about
Speaker 2: to say. It ended up being a really fun time
Speaker 2: and we had a bunch of chemistry.
Speaker 1: But you were thinking about playing a PC game.
Speaker 2: I think it was just because it was in the
Speaker 2: peak of it. It was like in the peak of
Speaker 2: my because this was like a while back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, you're in your dry season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants you. No. I I could literally have
Speaker 2: sex every night if I wanted to do three times
Speaker 2: a day. And I'm not joking. I literally thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Why are you so like sure of that, you're so
Speaker 1: adminant of that.
Speaker 2: You know what happened to me is I took off
Speaker 2: my glasses, I got my Lasik eye surgery. I took
Speaker 2: down my pony, I let my pony tail free, and
Speaker 2: I got sexy. Took literally and I walked down the
Speaker 2: stairs and slum up.
Speaker 1: I literally like you had a Princess Diaries moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I need to cut my fucking hair and
Speaker 2: shave all my.
Speaker 1: Oh I have to show y'all the.
Speaker 2: Sad pictures had No, I haven't even seen them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen them yet.
Speaker 1: It was nast.
Speaker 3: Oh my, oh.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: It literally looks like I like have justin bieber dreads.
Speaker 2: It looks like I haven't It looks like I haven't
Speaker 2: showered in literally fourteen years. My hair is mad Russell Brand's.
Speaker 2: My hair is madded. I look like one of those
Speaker 2: Let me see, let me see I look like one
Speaker 2: of those fucking mangy, stinky dog look at the lives.
Speaker 2: Why am I actually serving though?
Speaker 1: Like low key, you're serving like extreme stench, extreme body odor?
Speaker 2: Like wait, like I like, let me see the live again.
Speaker 2: When I turned around, I look good. Actually, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. The I can rising like I literally
Speaker 2: looked like a live.
Speaker 1: Video looks like Devin One inside person.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I arose out of the water, sorry.
Speaker 1: Rose from the depths of the song.
Speaker 2: These are like really comfortable. I just like even forgot
Speaker 2: I had them on for a second.
Speaker 1: That's weird because you just like really messed with them
Speaker 1: and it seemed like.
Speaker 2: They were bothering you. Funk off.
Speaker 1: Are you being paid? Is this like paid? Like do
Speaker 1: you have them on?
Speaker 3: Do you have advanced hearing on right now?
Speaker 2: The clairvoyance mode?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can hear everything. Really, I can hear, y'all. I
Speaker 2: can hear the ghosts. I can hear the spirits ghosts.
Speaker 2: A girl, if only you could hear what I.
Speaker 1: Hear, then give them to me.
Speaker 2: No, you don't want to.
Speaker 3: Hear Can you hear that little fart that I just made?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You heard that? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I heard like something, but I thought it
Speaker 2: was a ghost or like a screaming child, But it
Speaker 2: was a fart.
Speaker 1: You thought the fart was a screaming child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. Weird as fuck. I think we
Speaker 2: should talk about how we're sober but not really sober.
Speaker 1: Like crazy. This looks with the Skulls, right, I know.
Speaker 2: I literally, like I take notes for the podcast throughout
Speaker 2: the week and I write them down in notes, and like,
Speaker 2: I just write them down like I'm texting myself from
Speaker 2: the past. It's really awesome. And then I get to
Speaker 2: read them in the future and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: know what I was saying there, Like the skull My heart.
Speaker 1: Actually just dropped because I got a text from a
Speaker 1: friend who's like coming to LA to visit, and they
Speaker 1: texted me and said something something is on fire right now,
Speaker 1: and they said turbulence, but I read it as engine
Speaker 1: because I was just skimming and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this person's gonna literally die. And my heart
Speaker 1: actually just dropped. And I just had to say that
Speaker 1: because I feel like my face actually changed and I
Speaker 1: just wanted everyone to know that.
Speaker 2: But I have chlorine curls right now. I didn't even
Speaker 2: shower after I got out of the pool because I
Speaker 2: was like, my hair is like really curly, and I
Speaker 2: want to see what it looks like. But I hate
Speaker 2: it so much. I've been looking at myself in the
Speaker 2: mirror recently and like being disgusted by how I look.
Speaker 2: But it's on purpose. What mother.
Speaker 1: That's like? That's yours ongoing dig? Is he like he
Speaker 1: or gig? He can't like decide if he thinks he
Speaker 1: looks awesome or if he thinks he looks literally disgusting.
Speaker 2: Because everything they say literally.
Speaker 1: Because that's how you describe it. You're like, no, I
Speaker 1: actually look like actually repulsive right now, but I'm doing
Speaker 1: it on purpose. And then two days later you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm actually the sexiest I've ever been in my life,
Speaker 1: and like you actually flip so hard.
Speaker 2: I'm a liar and I lie to myself and I
Speaker 2: don't know what it's true anymore. But we are so
Speaker 2: sober okay, but like, so y'all let us know if
Speaker 2: this is a sober slave we've been We've been going
Speaker 2: to parties, like we've been going out to like events
Speaker 2: and parties and stuff, but we don't drink. We don't pregame.
Speaker 2: We just go and we're in our sober sligh era
Speaker 2: because we're like, let's see if we can just communicate
Speaker 2: with people and let loose and be fine with that alcohol,
Speaker 2: which we have been. But we went to this party
Speaker 2: and we right when we got inside, like a thousand
Speaker 2: people surrounded us. And we're because we're so.
Speaker 1: Fucking famous popular.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically actually the problem that.
Speaker 1: We're finding is like we're so popular, so when we
Speaker 1: go to parties, everyone's like, oh and.
Speaker 2: It's your favorite celebrities, it's your favorite come with me, Come.
Speaker 1: With me, take a shot with me, please, please please, Like,
Speaker 1: I just want to share a moment with you, like
Speaker 1: an intimate moment, because I know you're gonnas away soon
Speaker 1: and I want to be able to post.
Speaker 2: It and then what you're gonna pass away soon?
Speaker 1: No, they're saying that to us. We're both it's like,
Speaker 1: a I don't want to die yet.
Speaker 2: This is look like I'm crying, but I have tears
Speaker 2: welling up.
Speaker 3: Okay, they went away.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so we walked into these parties, this party
Speaker 2: and a bunch of people were like.
Speaker 3: Come take a shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like an open bar, so we
Speaker 2: go to this shot or we go to the bar
Speaker 2: and we get a shot pored up. But they're the
Speaker 2: most minuscule little shot glasses ever made, like literally tiny,
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't even consider it a full shot, Like
Speaker 2: they are like literally fake shots. And me and n
Speaker 2: you took one of those and didn't feel anything. So
Speaker 2: I still say it's sober s but technically it's literally
Speaker 2: like not at all.
Speaker 1: I guess technically, but in my head, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: if I'm like, I don't know, I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: guess what is sober considered.
Speaker 2: Nothing at all, like literally not even a drop.
Speaker 1: So I guess, yeah, someone could argue with me, but
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, bitch, like I'm the only one Cokehuran
Speaker 1: and like literally looking around having the same social cues
Speaker 1: that I have when I'm like standing in the grocery store,
Speaker 1: like I'm not I'm not like blurred.
Speaker 2: Like I'm mass viewing. It's happening. When we go to
Speaker 2: parties now, we still have fun, we still shake our eyes,
Speaker 2: we work on each other. I get a boner, but we.
Speaker 1: Get a boner when I like, yeah from me, no, just.
Speaker 3: Watching, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2: I do get a bony bone. Uh, But now I watch.
Speaker 2: Now I'm viewing and I see everything, and I see
Speaker 2: how people interact with each other, and I see the
Speaker 2: soul list fools, and I see the fools with souls,
Speaker 2: and I see you. It's crazy. I just know that
Speaker 2: I see you, and I see the type of person
Speaker 2: that you are. I see the type of person and it's.
Speaker 1: Making me really horny. What like all the people I see?
Speaker 1: Oh this is an update. So recently, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this thing where I like kind of sand down all
Speaker 1: my holes, and honestly, all the users are coming back
Speaker 1: with like raving reviews. They're like, it's so soft, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my holes because I've been sanding them down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do feel nice and smooth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like almost it's giving like a
Speaker 1: silicone effect recently, but I'm getting good like reviews about it.
Speaker 2: It's true. They're they're like, if you've ever done LSD
Speaker 2: or mushrooms and you've touched your skin or your trip
Speaker 2: sitter skin because you should not trip without a trip sitter,
Speaker 2: and you felt their skin and it's kind of glistening
Speaker 2: and it feels kind of like silicone. That's what's hole skill?
Speaker 1: And and I don't just mean like my member hole,
Speaker 1: like I mean all my holes, Like any hole that
Speaker 1: can be used is sanded down.
Speaker 2: I stretch a poor fuck. I'll stretch a poor um.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? But we're still so okay. The craziest part.
Speaker 3: That is the craziest you've ever said on this podcast.
Speaker 1: That was fucked up?
Speaker 2: What y'all are literally tweaking the fuck out And I
Speaker 2: didn't even say anything like that's the craziest part. Rewind
Speaker 2: it back, it says, I love and and Kai and
Speaker 2: y'all are saying that I am crazy for saying that.
Speaker 2: I did not say anything bad.
Speaker 3: No, it was cool. I liked it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We didn't even say what you said was bad. We
Speaker 1: were just like astonished by your comedic to Okay, So
Speaker 1: did you actually not say anything? You're not that funny?
Speaker 2: No, I said a lot of shit. I'm really funny. No, no, No.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that we broke our TikTok sobriety though.
Speaker 2: That's the craziest part I know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is people were like, what the hell,
Speaker 1: what the hell? I'm trying to get it back. If
Speaker 1: you see me doing an apps soon.
Speaker 2: Do not like just let me live.
Speaker 1: I don't really use the app still, like sometimes I
Speaker 1: catch myself using it and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is really endless like doom scolding and it's so
Speaker 1: fucking scary. But my screen time on it is still
Speaker 1: like not as crazy. But I was thinking today, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna redelete.
Speaker 2: It because I'm racking up screen time, like it's literally
Speaker 2: like I never left my life like I opened it,
Speaker 2: and for like two days I was like fuck this,
Speaker 2: like I'm over it, like it doesn't do anything for
Speaker 2: me anymore. And then by day three, I was literally
Speaker 2: using it like six hours a day again, and I'm
Speaker 2: like I need to But it's it's even worse now
Speaker 2: because I don't use it all day. I just sit
Speaker 2: in bed till like four am and scroll.
Speaker 1: I use it at night the most, but like when
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my bath to Philip, that's when I'll
Speaker 1: be using it because I'm like, I'm not gonna start
Speaker 1: my movie outside of the bath. I'm gonna find my
Speaker 1: movie in the bath, Like come on, I'm not a psychopath.
Speaker 1: So I do use to talk on the toilet, yeah.
Speaker 2: But like who you know, No, I can't give the
Speaker 2: secret away. I can't and don't. Yeah, Like I'm literally
Speaker 2: out of you so bad, I'm living. No, that's the
Speaker 2: thing is, I don't even want you to.
Speaker 1: I've gotten so good at that. Drew used to always
Speaker 1: be like, oh, like about to say something, and I
Speaker 1: would claw for it because I'd be like, you don't
Speaker 1: get to do that. And now I literally don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, Like He'll go to say something and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to share that if you don't want to,
Speaker 1: and I just keep it pushing and I literally like,
Speaker 1: don't ask another question.
Speaker 2: And I do the same to you and you don't
Speaker 2: even realize it.
Speaker 1: No, but I say what I mean in a different way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like why I manipulate you in a different way.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I just like denounce you being able
Speaker 1: to manipulate me, so you want it to double down
Speaker 1: and say that you do manipulate me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have my ways.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to hit you so fucking hard, like
Speaker 1: I want to smack the chef. I want to hit
Speaker 1: you so hard your head hicks.
Speaker 2: The wall behind you and everything all at once referenced.
Speaker 1: Nice, Well, this is something I wrote down is my
Speaker 1: favorite thing is when a random civilians TikTok goes viral
Speaker 1: when you go to the comments and they're replying to
Speaker 1: things like you go sis, and because they have no
Speaker 1: grasp of the Internet, they're saying things like I'm a boy,
Speaker 1: you getting mad for no reason, like like you know,
Speaker 1: when like someone random, like I'm trying to think it'll
Speaker 1: be like a girl goes viral, like a really normal,
Speaker 1: average girl who obviously doesn't use the Internet that much.
Speaker 2: Or let's use a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like let's just use a guy for example, and
Speaker 1: like he like got really viral for something, and then
Speaker 1: like them not understanding the way people on the Internet talk,
Speaker 1: so taking all of the comm it's like really to heart,
Speaker 1: like if someone being like you go sis and then
Speaker 1: being like, I'm literally a boy, don't say that shit
Speaker 1: to me, like not realizing that it's not like a
Speaker 1: sissy like you're such a like girly like boy like
Speaker 1: him reading it as like I'm literally a fucking man,
Speaker 1: like I love Warner reply.
Speaker 2: Femininity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm just being like offended by comments in general.
Speaker 1: I can't think of like good examples, but it's just
Speaker 1: like it'll be like an older lady who's like thing
Speaker 1: goes viral and someone's like you ate, and she's like,
Speaker 1: don't say that to me, Like just like not understanding
Speaker 1: what that means.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I hate? Do I look fat?
Speaker 1: What do you mean I hate? I ate? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: literally not eating in this video, like cobbling me alone.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like it's so human, like we should
Speaker 1: not be having that many people talk to us who
Speaker 1: we don't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like lingo has gone so far, like
Speaker 2: actually like like thinking about it, like I at this point,
Speaker 2: I don't know what slaveh means, Like like I don't
Speaker 2: know what it means. It means everything and nothing at once.
Speaker 2: It's like the craziest thing ever. I use it like
Speaker 2: in so many different ways, like a like if I
Speaker 2: said slagh to my dad, I think his brain would melt,
Speaker 2: Like I think he would actually like have an aneurysm
Speaker 2: and like explode and die.
Speaker 1: If we sang the national anthem the way we just
Speaker 1: did to Pilgrims, they would like melt.
Speaker 2: Would if we said that in front of a Republican
Speaker 2: they would melt. They would actually melt the way What
Speaker 2: the fuck did I mean not in my country. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about coyote survival situation. So we were on a hike,
Speaker 2: me and and you are in our hi hi.
Speaker 1: Just an example, me and you should not be in
Speaker 1: a dangerous event together, like we do not exactly.
Speaker 2: No, we're not compatible at all in survival situations. But
Speaker 2: also we got me and you have been in our
Speaker 2: hike area. Yeah, we've been hiking. Like I'm sure you
Speaker 2: can tell. We're like a little more fit.
Speaker 1: Like we're just tall and we're sexy.
Speaker 2: We're a little more tan. We're feeling good where we've
Speaker 2: got our endorphins going. It's really nice. But on the
Speaker 2: hikes we go to we go into like the canyons
Speaker 2: and like into the mountains of La and there's always
Speaker 2: going to be like a coyote out there because like
Speaker 2: that's literally where they live, Like we forced them off
Speaker 2: their habitat. They had to move to the hills. It's
Speaker 2: really sad. But there was a we were walking, we
Speaker 2: were walking a moment for the coyotes because I feel
Speaker 2: bad for them. They're misunderstood and even I misunderstanding. But
Speaker 2: we were walking down to the hike and there was
Speaker 2: a coyote crossing in front of us. We wouldn't have
Speaker 2: even known it was there had a car not honked,
Speaker 2: but we were walking honked. Yeah, we turned around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we turned around and looked, and this coyote was literally
Speaker 2: staring at us like it was going to try to
Speaker 2: kill us. It was like the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I got a video of it, well and insert it,
Speaker 2: But it was the way.
Speaker 1: It went was just funny because like I turned and
Speaker 1: I looked back when the car honked, and Drew turned
Speaker 1: and then turned back and I looked back, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think he honked because there's like
Speaker 1: a coyote right there. Like, there's just a coyote behind us.
Speaker 1: So we kept walking and then Drew like I don't.
Speaker 1: I think you just didn't process what I said. And
Speaker 1: then you just like looked.
Speaker 2: Back and like, no, no, it's not that I didn't
Speaker 2: process that you said, it's a coyote. I looked back
Speaker 2: and saw it was a coyote, and then I was
Speaker 2: like no, that Like literally I was just so in
Speaker 2: shock and in fear that I was like that it
Speaker 2: was going to attack us, that I wasn't listening to
Speaker 2: anything but insteade of my internal monologue and I was
Speaker 2: like I looked and I was like, oh, that's a coyote.
Speaker 2: And then you were like, yeah, it's a coyote. And
Speaker 2: then I looked back and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's a coyote. And you were like I know. And
Speaker 2: I was literally like.
Speaker 1: Dude, you was going into pure panic and like I
Speaker 1: was like, I like, I didn't even realize it because
Speaker 1: I was like, I was more annoyed because I was like,
Speaker 1: it was a fucking coyote, Like why are we going
Speaker 1: like why are we both repeating this to each other?
Speaker 1: I know it's a coyote. And then he was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and like he started like kind of
Speaker 1: like listing off his fear and being like, no, it's
Speaker 1: literally following us. And I was like, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's a kite. It's just a coyote.
Speaker 2: Like I don't like but in the video, in the video,
Speaker 2: it literally is staring through my soul and it literally
Speaker 2: wants my sweet supple skin. It wants to eat me,
Speaker 2: it wants your electric touch, It literally wants my electric
Speaker 2: feel like that's the thing. It wants, my little honey bee.
Speaker 1: But basically, I have no fear and I don't see.
Speaker 1: That's just the thing about me. I've said it like
Speaker 1: a million times, like I know how I'm gonna die,
Speaker 1: and that's just not it coyote.
Speaker 2: But like us in like a real survival situation, I
Speaker 2: think we've like dabbled on this subject. But like it
Speaker 2: would not be good.
Speaker 1: No, it would would. I would get annoyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be like it would not it would
Speaker 2: not be good because I and also like we just
Speaker 2: can't like handle each other like getting directions because we
Speaker 2: both want to like lead. So like if you told
Speaker 2: me to do something, I'd be like fuck off, like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go do this, and then I'd literally go
Speaker 2: and cut my foot open and get like gang Green
Speaker 2: have to cut my foot.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, like I know, in a
Speaker 1: survival like situation, realistically, I feel like I would be
Speaker 1: more fit in terms of like building shelter and like
Speaker 1: getting food, and like.
Speaker 2: I could build a shelter and get some food. But
Speaker 2: I think you telling me to go get food, I
Speaker 2: would be like fucking damn it, like I was just
Speaker 2: about to go get the food. It's like when your
Speaker 2: mom used to tell you, like go do the dishes
Speaker 2: and I was literally like washing them already.
Speaker 1: I think I would slay, But the thing is like
Speaker 1: I would just I would not try. I'd be like
Speaker 1: all right, cool, like yeah, like do.
Speaker 2: You actually want to live in an apocalyptic situation? Think
Speaker 2: about not at all?
Speaker 1: Think I'm like listen, like humans already went past the
Speaker 1: caveman era, like I'm in my sleigh era. Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to go like find berries that
Speaker 1: won't kill me. I want to go to Airwan and
Speaker 1: get some price berries that will taste like dirt.
Speaker 2: Like That's exactly that's the vibe.
Speaker 1: And I'm not doing the post apocalyptic shit like I really,
Speaker 1: like all of us have been saying, like the world
Speaker 1: is going to end in like two three years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like like I genuinely like am kind of starting to
Speaker 1: blame that I myself for absolute doom. And I'm always like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Like I guess I have
Speaker 1: to say about all my friends and give them one
Speaker 1: last kiss and like drive to Miami to be with
Speaker 1: my family while the world ends, which is like so
Speaker 1: annoying because like I want to like girls.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we that's like been our motto recently, is
Speaker 2: like if I'm like I don't want to go out
Speaker 2: or if I don't want to see people or like
Speaker 2: hang out with people that like I do love, but
Speaker 2: I'm just in my anti social era. I'm like literally
Speaker 2: like fuck it, like the world's ending in three years, Like.
Speaker 1: Let's just have to get it out now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just like hang out because like we're not
Speaker 2: gonna be alive in.
Speaker 1: And I'm not finding to the death with you bitches
Speaker 1: like y'all want to live so bad for what, Like
Speaker 1: I literally like it's not like for what, Like no,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm literally I'm not fighting over food, Like
Speaker 1: I'll be damned that too much pride. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm not running after a deer. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Like that's so embarrassing. Like people lining up at the
Speaker 1: gas station because there's no more oil being imported and
Speaker 1: like they're fighting to death over gasoline. No bye, by
Speaker 1: a chance. I'm like, if I don't get gifted it,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting it. Like just if someone isn't like
Speaker 1: thinking about me at the gas station is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give any some gas because like she's gonna
Speaker 1: need to like this to cook her food for the
Speaker 1: next like two days. I guess I'm not in because
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, Like I'm literally not. I would
Speaker 1: rather drill a hole to the middle of the fucking
Speaker 1: earth for my own oil before I go fight with
Speaker 1: you bitches at the gas station over some gas.
Speaker 2: Like actually, it's it's humiliating surviving actually, like surviving and
Speaker 2: being alive is just like perpetually embarrassing, like just like
Speaker 2: it is, oh my god, Like just existing is embarrassing. Also,
Speaker 2: like dating, like having a significant other is like actually
Speaker 2: so humiliating, like I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 1: It forever and ever, and I just want someone needs
Speaker 1: to marry me right now.
Speaker 2: Wife for up. She's taking applications. Where's my come tribute?
Speaker 1: I know last week and I haven't seen ship.
Speaker 2: I have not gotten a contribute.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked it up.
Speaker 2: But you'll you'll do my com tribute.
Speaker 3: I mean, if nobody's stepped.
Speaker 2: Up, honestly, thank you. That's what I need in my life.
Speaker 2: People to step up and give me come tributes. That's
Speaker 2: what I need. I'll take a cream team, I'll take
Speaker 2: a squirt tribute.
Speaker 1: Can we actually passe? Because I'm next time boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really sorry, You're sorry. Sorry, I am sorry.
Speaker 3: Please don't.
Speaker 2: That was the hottest ship I've ever seen it. I
Speaker 2: was like, that was you know, I don't even just
Speaker 2: happy to hit someone for me. I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck because I'll go to joke with you. Oh no,
Speaker 2: don't talk to my girl. Don't talk to my girl
Speaker 2: like that. Don't. That's what it is is you're talking
Speaker 2: to my girlfriend like that. It's like, really, suspect I didn't.
Speaker 1: Even know the fucking slut ass homewrecker for what?
Speaker 2: Like, I have like a bunch of notes, if I
Speaker 2: should just go through them? Okay, Actually, this is just
Speaker 2: something that I actually do want to address. How good
Speaker 2: fingernails taste and the smell after you bite your fingernail off,
Speaker 2: like the things you.
Speaker 1: Always say that, But after I go into like a
Speaker 1: biting frenzy, I'm really disgusted with myself, Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I have practiced such self control with my nails recently
Speaker 2: that I am able to literally let them grow for
Speaker 2: two weeks, three weeks at a time, and then I
Speaker 2: just get a big fucking snack at the end of
Speaker 2: the three weeks, and I just gnaw them off and
Speaker 2: then I let them grow for three more weeks.
Speaker 1: Well, if anybody knows me, I know that I've always
Speaker 1: been a nail bier. That's disgusting, by the way, but
Speaker 1: they know that I've always been a nail biter.
Speaker 2: It's like eating.
Speaker 1: I haven't been biting my nails. I'm also going to
Speaker 1: show you all my nails, and I know you but
Speaker 1: just gonna copy me. So let's just put it out
Speaker 1: right now. Like I have the sauce, I have the sleigh,
Speaker 1: I have to serve. Like fine, I'll show you my
Speaker 1: nails whatever, like, go ahead, copy me, copycat as bitch
Speaker 1: mean when I'm doing my job in influencing, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just take a photo and then insert
Speaker 2: a photo?
Speaker 1: They look pretty right now, My nails are beautiful, like
Speaker 1: I do you see?
Speaker 3: Is that? Jesus? That's cute?
Speaker 1: Jesus, Mary, Mother, Mary, Mama.
Speaker 2: Well no, I'm telling you you should gnaw them off
Speaker 2: and just get a taste, get a taste of just
Speaker 2: doing it, and then like practice self control after and
Speaker 2: then just let them grow out and then you get it.
Speaker 2: Like it's like kind of infinite food if you think
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: No, because you know what the thing is. I think
Speaker 1: we bite our nails in different ways, like we buy
Speaker 1: our nails in different ways. Like mine is like really gnarly,
Speaker 1: like I go in in like a very destructive and
Speaker 1: hurtful way. You know who talked about it is fuck
Speaker 1: what is her real name? Miranda Sing's like real name,
Speaker 1: I don't know Miranda Sings.
Speaker 2: That's on her birth certificate, Amanda Byn.
Speaker 1: But she has a really good video where she talks
Speaker 1: about it, like there's like a thing. Also, sorry, I
Speaker 1: just have to address this. I finally hit a million
Speaker 1: subscribers on fucking YouTube, like, which isn't like I don't
Speaker 1: feel good about because I was stuck at nine to
Speaker 1: ninety four k for literally two years. So like I
Speaker 1: think a bunch of bots attacked my account, or maybe
Speaker 1: like people from the podcast who found my account went
Speaker 1: and followed my account. But I finally hit a million,
Speaker 1: and like I just got to text congrats from our
Speaker 1: manager being like congrats, but I'm like, girl, give me
Speaker 1: flowers don't like about me and me being like can
Speaker 1: you do something? As if they don't like bust their
Speaker 1: ass for us, I'm like, can you get me flowers?
Speaker 1: Really ungrateful of me, Thank you guys. But I like
Speaker 1: she was talking about how she has the thing where
Speaker 1: she will like scratch at her skin. I don't have
Speaker 1: it as bad.
Speaker 2: As I used to. I used to eat. I do
Speaker 2: not remember my hands. I used to be so humiliated
Speaker 2: getting out of the bathroom shower because it like I
Speaker 2: would eat the skin around my nails, all the way
Speaker 2: up the side of my nail, and it was on
Speaker 2: all of them and they would like swell up when
Speaker 2: it prunes and like that, and I would go even
Speaker 2: harder than and just eat all that, yes, and like
Speaker 2: it was so gnarly. It got to the point this
Speaker 2: is why I stopped binding my nails and eating the
Speaker 2: skin around my fucking fingers. It's like it's really gnarly
Speaker 2: engross and I know it's like sounds kind of funny,
Speaker 2: but it was so debilitating, actually liked and like it
Speaker 2: was to the like I remember like in fucking uh,
Speaker 2: like fifth grade, like I was on baseball and like
Speaker 2: I like would I would take the glove off of
Speaker 2: my hand and just start gnawing at the skin because
Speaker 2: it was like an anxiety. It was. It wasn't like
Speaker 2: I could control it either, but I know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about. And it got so bad that like even
Speaker 2: like up until like like a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how I fixed it for people who
Speaker 2: have it. But it got so bad that I moved
Speaker 2: to like the skin on the underneath of my big toe,
Speaker 2: do you remember that? And I would peel the skin
Speaker 2: off the bottom of my toe. It was gnarthy and
Speaker 2: it was pure anxiety. When I was like in my
Speaker 2: most anxious like state, I would literally rip the skin
Speaker 2: off of my big toe, like the bottom of it,
Speaker 2: and like it would hurt to walk and shit, and
Speaker 2: it was really gross and embarrassing. But the way I
Speaker 2: stopped it was gel nail polish. I literally just put
Speaker 2: I put like when I had the gel nails and
Speaker 2: like the acrylics on, Like I couldn't like bite the
Speaker 2: skin and I couldn't like rip my nails off. So
Speaker 2: like that's literally how I cured it, which just wasn't
Speaker 2: I wasn't able to buy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime I go back into a phase of biting
Speaker 1: my nails, I'll get like long acrylics. But putting on
Speaker 1: jail polish is the only way I don't buy my
Speaker 1: nails because I'm just like, oh, I have this nail polish,
Speaker 1: because if it's regular nail polish, I will literally eat
Speaker 1: that nail polish. Like it doesn't stop me. Like I've
Speaker 1: ingested probably like a bottle and a half worth of
Speaker 1: like real nail polish from trying to stop myself. But
Speaker 1: I'm the same way, like I literally yesterday we were
Speaker 1: watching the movie, I like fully got into a fit
Speaker 1: of it and I pulled, and I'm just it's literally
Speaker 1: when my brain is off, like I kind of just
Speaker 1: start going at it and like I will not stop.
Speaker 1: It's like I will have like almost my whole hand
Speaker 1: in my mouth at some point, just like eating my
Speaker 1: shit up. And it's like now it's just the skin
Speaker 1: around my finger and not my nails, and like it hurts,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like if you like it's kind of a
Speaker 1: lot of my nails, like a lot of them have
Speaker 1: like deep cuts from like me just like yeah, ripping.
Speaker 2: I permanently changed like the shapes of my fingers forever
Speaker 2: by biting all the skin off. But it would like
Speaker 2: I would buy it them until like they bled, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I would like when.
Speaker 1: You when you bite the nail too low and then
Speaker 1: it's like all like the raw skin under.
Speaker 2: The nails, like right here, it would like be like
Speaker 2: literally gushing blood and then it would get like infected
Speaker 2: and like I would like it would just hurt so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it still happens to me pretty odd.
Speaker 2: It's like pure anxiety. I think, like it's like an
Speaker 2: anxiety thing, and then like it's like literally like a disorder,
Speaker 2: like it's called something.
Speaker 1: Because I used to also do that to my face,
Speaker 1: like when I was like breaking out a law. I
Speaker 1: would like sit in bed and like if I had
Speaker 1: no makeup on. That's also one of the reasons that
Speaker 1: even when I had acne, I always had to put
Speaker 1: makeup on because if I didn't, I would pick up
Speaker 1: my face. A lot of my like acne scars and
Speaker 1: stuff are literally from me just like sitting and scratching
Speaker 1: at my acne and I would like it would literally
Speaker 1: I would scratch it until it felt flat. But obviously
Speaker 1: that's not how that works. So I would just like
Speaker 1: scratch at my skin forever. And I have so many
Speaker 1: pictures on my face like really like puffy and red
Speaker 1: from me just like scratching at it because I would
Speaker 1: I even think about doing it. I would just be
Speaker 1: sitting watching something and then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my face really itches because I have acne right now,
Speaker 1: and I would just scratch at it, and then like
Speaker 1: also when it would scab up, I would always like
Speaker 1: peel and scratch at it because I didn't like.
Speaker 2: The feeling of you were just addicted to meth and heroine.
Speaker 2: It's called ther matophasia. It's a body for body focused
Speaker 2: repetitive behavior. It goes beyond just nailbiding or occasional chewing
Speaker 2: on the finger. It's not a habit or a take put,
Speaker 2: rather a disorder. Damn. So we are literally neurodivergent, I know,
Speaker 2: but literally.
Speaker 1: Oh. It was actually also so embarrassing because in all
Speaker 1: of my relationships is.
Speaker 2: Their metaphysia a mental illness. It is a mental disorder
Speaker 2: order related to obsessive compulsive disorder.
Speaker 1: A lot of my it was so embarrassing because a
Speaker 1: lot of my partners would be like and like people
Speaker 1: just like who I had relationships with would be like
Speaker 1: always trying to stop me, and it would just like
Speaker 1: make me really angry too, because I'm like, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing this because I want to be doing this
Speaker 1: like I literally can't, Like I'm not. It's not like
Speaker 1: you're telling me to stop and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: fuck them, I'm gonna keep going. It's literally like someone
Speaker 1: can like pull my hand out of my mouth and
Speaker 1: before I know it, like I don't even think about it,
Speaker 1: like it's back in my mouth, like and that's like
Speaker 1: always been, especially when I drive, Like when I drive,
Speaker 1: I'm always like if I'm in traffic, I'm just like
Speaker 1: eating my hands.
Speaker 3: Why don't you It's just be normal, I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's a good take, honestly.
Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, you're right, maybe we should just try that.
Speaker 2: I mean I actually genuinely like I've gotten to a.
Speaker 1: Good place with it. I don't do it as crazy.
Speaker 2: Like I like don't anymore. It's like the craziest thing
Speaker 2: ever I've got. Like maybe there's like one like when
Speaker 2: like shit gets really hot, like recently, I've been like
Speaker 2: picking out like this part of my finger, like you
Speaker 2: can kind of see it happening, just because I have
Speaker 2: so much fucking bullshit going on. But like other than that,
Speaker 2: like I've completely stopped, which is so sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't do it as
Speaker 1: much anymore. But that's also one of the other reasons
Speaker 1: I deleted TikTok was because I would like be doom
Speaker 1: scrolling and stuck, and I think I would get anxious
Speaker 1: because I'd be like, dude, I'm wasting so much time
Speaker 1: sitting on my phone, but I couldn't get away from
Speaker 1: my phone, so I'd be biting the fuck out of
Speaker 1: my nails and then it would make my hands really clammy,
Speaker 1: and I would just get bor anxious because I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm like so stuck in the sloop right now, and
Speaker 1: I'd buy my nails even more, and then I would
Speaker 1: feel like shit because I'm like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: my mouth, like I do it so badly. Sometimes my
Speaker 1: mouth feels like weird. Have you ever had that? Like
Speaker 1: I've done it so badly that like my mouth is
Speaker 1: like tired from biting, like my skin, and my mouth
Speaker 1: doesn't get tired easily. Like I'm sure you all know
Speaker 1: about my goal whatever, whatever, we don't have to get
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 2: She wants to kill a person by giving them head, which.
Speaker 1: Is like you can only dream. It's honestly a dream.
Speaker 1: It's not even a cold, Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: To get to it. What do you think about this?
Speaker 3: Take?
Speaker 2: Having Instagram is literally cheating on your partner, Like if
Speaker 2: you have Instagram, yes, yeah, Like, if you have Instagram,
Speaker 2: you're cheating on your significant other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why are you replying to stories right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why are you posting yourself Like? Who do you see?
Speaker 1: Literally? Who do you want to be seen by? So badly?
Speaker 1: When I'm right fucking here, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: It just makes sense. It just makes no sense. I
Speaker 2: genuinely think it's cheating.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's my cheating. You know the thing on
Speaker 1: like it was a thing on TikTok where I was like,
Speaker 1: is it cheating or not cheating? Like it was like
Speaker 1: the thing that you consider cheating or not cheating. It's
Speaker 1: like taking a selfie, posting a selfie cheating main no
Speaker 1: story selfie main posting.
Speaker 2: Selfie cheating, cheater cheat, that's literally cheater behavior. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: if they're not posting pictures of us, then they're cheating.
Speaker 1: Literally post me. I've never been into that though. That's embarrassing,
Speaker 1: like being posted by a significant other. Really, it can
Speaker 1: be cute when it's like done casually and randomly, but
Speaker 1: when it's like like I'm like, y'all are fighting. That's
Speaker 1: that's the truth. Start really going in on posting each other.
Speaker 1: They're fighting, They're fully fighting.
Speaker 2: That this is so weird that you brought this up
Speaker 2: because I literally thought about this like two days ago
Speaker 2: because I was looking at like a bunch of like locals,
Speaker 2: like like a couple pictures or whatever, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, these are so weird and like framed and
Speaker 2: like professionally shot. I'm like, y'all don't love each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, like any partner ever had. I have to
Speaker 1: go out of my way to get a picture with
Speaker 1: that motherfucker. Oh but now y'all are posing. I know
Speaker 1: you're fighting. You are fighting. You're fighting so much right now,
Speaker 1: y'all are pissed at each other.
Speaker 2: They are pissed the.
Speaker 1: Fun And I think it's like not even like you
Speaker 1: think about it. I think people do it because they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, like, no, we're not gonna break up, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna solidfy that word together and like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go find someone else, Like you're not gonna cheat
Speaker 1: because everyone knows we're together.
Speaker 3: Like photos too, No.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily. I mean like when couple start posting heavily
Speaker 1: like pictures of themselves together, like like it's someone who's
Speaker 1: been dating someone, and it's specifically like if they've been
Speaker 1: dating for more than a year and they don't really
Speaker 1: post each other that much, but now all the sudden
Speaker 1: they're posting the living ship out of each other. It's
Speaker 1: like you're cheating. Also, if like he's commenting on all
Speaker 1: her pictures, they thought about it. And that goes for
Speaker 1: honestly any relationship because like, bitch, I don't comment on
Speaker 1: I rarely comment on people ship. If someone's partner is
Speaker 1: commenting on every single post of theirs, they were asked
Speaker 1: to do that, because no human in the right state
Speaker 1: of like mind is doing that by choice. Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you live with you took the photo, you don't have
Speaker 1: anything to say about it.
Speaker 2: I literally live with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I commenting on this right now?
Speaker 2: You're up in the comments.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, Like that's their friends jobs, Like get
Speaker 1: out of here. Why are you on this app? But
Speaker 1: that's just my tape. That's just my hateful, mean spirited tape.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about how we went to a Jersey Shore
Speaker 2: themed party and we got dressed up.
Speaker 1: This is on us though yeah, technically we were supposed
Speaker 1: to be there for the intimate part of it, like
Speaker 1: a surprise part of it where it was like, oh cute,
Speaker 1: And then we got there like after I had already
Speaker 1: turned into like a public thing because everyone I spoke
Speaker 1: to was like, no, I didn't see that invite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got an invite to this Jersey Shore
Speaker 2: themed party, and we dressed the fuck up like we
Speaker 2: dressed like we were on the show Jersey Shore, like
Speaker 2: the most like disgusting, rancid outfits possible.
Speaker 1: I can't even post my outfit because it's like it's
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot, I can post mine, I'll
Speaker 2: post nine, but it was. We went hard as fuck
Speaker 2: and we pulled up to this party and we looked
Speaker 2: through the windows of the front door in the living room,
Speaker 2: and it was the most normal, norm core like outfits
Speaker 2: I'd ever seen in my entire life. Like normally when
Speaker 2: we go out, like people are dressed to fuck up
Speaker 2: all the fuck up. Everyone was in like the most
Speaker 2: norm core outfits I've ever seen. Granted, like the typical
Speaker 2: girls that always come to Sleigh We're slaying, but like
Speaker 2: we had different versions of jerseys. Sure for sure like
Speaker 2: ours was like literally like go as like white trash
Speaker 2: as possible. And they were like, we're gonna be like
Speaker 2: cute Jersey Shore, and.
Speaker 1: I know in me, I was like, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: nasty like Snooky just had ten shots and I'm like
Speaker 1: stumbling back.
Speaker 2: Yes. So we pulled up to this party and literally
Speaker 2: everyone was looking at us the entire time, and I
Speaker 2: was very insecure about it the entire time, and anytime
Speaker 2: I would talk to someone who I'd be like, yeah, also,
Speaker 2: I thought this was your jersey. Also I thought this
Speaker 2: was a Jersey Shore themed party. I'm sorry that I
Speaker 2: look like this.
Speaker 1: I literally had to change because I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I brought I brought different clothes because I was like,
Speaker 1: I have a feeling I'm going a little too hard.
Speaker 1: My whole hole was out. I was showing hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her bronson was showing.
Speaker 1: My bronson, my boobies, everything was out. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna put it all
Speaker 1: the way because you bitches are wearing jeans. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to join the jan the Jean parties een teen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to join the Geners like the
Speaker 1: Dinners anywady, let's get into media.
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, I'm going to talk about one more thing.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing a lot of conversation about, Like I've
Speaker 2: said this before, but I've seen a lot of conversation
Speaker 2: about like, oh, like this person's an NPC, like look
Speaker 2: how they dress, Like let's fuck control the NPCs. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, literally, what is wrong with that? Like if
Speaker 2: I could be an NPC, it genuinely would be the
Speaker 2: best thing.
Speaker 3: I don't have to wear a cookie monster hat.
Speaker 2: No, like, no one's making you one for you to
Speaker 2: put that. Well, No, that's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 2: even make these decisions conscious like whatever consciousness the word consciously,
Speaker 2: conscious consciously, I don't make these decisions. It just happens.
Speaker 3: That means that you're an NPC. NPCs don't have free will.
Speaker 2: Error error error rebooting.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm really smart. I'm like here, I make
Speaker 1: decisions for myself.
Speaker 2: No, I want all of my I want my life
Speaker 2: to be predetermined. I don't want to ever have to
Speaker 2: make another decision again. I don't want to have to
Speaker 2: decide what I want to eat. I don't want to
Speaker 2: decide how I want to dress.
Speaker 1: That's why I eat the same thing every day, because
Speaker 1: you don't have to decide.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing uniform.
Speaker 3: Niform.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing uniforms. I always sitting on the
Speaker 2: couch today thinking about it, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: fully going to have a uniform. Maybe it's not like
Speaker 2: a strict uniform, like the same clothes every single day.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like three or four outfits that like I
Speaker 2: love and I love the colors and I love the
Speaker 2: way they fit me, and I just wear those every
Speaker 2: three I literally already do that, Like I don't know
Speaker 2: what I like. I literally wear the same thing every day.
Speaker 2: Can it be me?
Speaker 1: I love fashion, I love slaying, I love serving, I
Speaker 1: love giving head.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh I have two outfits.
Speaker 2: You literally do. Kai has his uniform, and I used
Speaker 2: to make is sitting right now.
Speaker 3: He's slaying, relaxing.
Speaker 2: I used to make fun of Kind for his uniform.
Speaker 2: But then I realized that, like I'm jealous of Kai
Speaker 2: for his uniform. You literally have chicken legs, and oh.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you those are actually my legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're serving girl.
Speaker 2: Leg girly girl, thank you. Yeah, you're literally serving skinny
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: It's like, actually crazy, honestly, thank you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just basically what I was saying is
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up about the shut the fuck up
Speaker 2: about the NPCs, because I want to be one and
Speaker 2: you should.
Speaker 1: You want to be I'm losing it. I'm suppressing so
Speaker 1: much emotionally and I'm going to continue.
Speaker 2: All right. My media of the week is Appellation Fiction
Speaker 2: by Christian Camaro ca Ammoro Camaro, um Pluto by b York,
Speaker 2: Anti Matter by any r D, and Everybody Knows by
Speaker 2: any r D featuring Kanye West, Loupe Fiasco, and What's
Speaker 2: the Last I forget the Last guy always so well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, you all find the song and then
Speaker 2: lee everything and everything everywhere all at once. Class my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally immediately got added to my favorites on
Speaker 1: letterbox all right, Simulation Swarm by Big thief Srio Samte
Speaker 1: by Bronco Matahei and Piece by Dave Bigsby or all
Speaker 1: of my audios and also Still Healing by Todd Rundgrin.
Speaker 1: I think I already said that, oh and No One
Speaker 1: in the World by Locust. But if you put those
Speaker 1: songs like Healing first and then no one. They transition
Speaker 1: really well into each other. And that's my media of
Speaker 1: the week. And then yeah, everything everywhere, all at once
Speaker 1: is my movie of the week. I can't think of
Speaker 1: any other movie I've seen. I don't think I've been I've.
Speaker 2: Been watching a lot of this show called The Good Place,
Speaker 2: and the way I describe it is it's not good,
Speaker 2: but it's good brain rot Like it's good to just
Speaker 2: lay in bed for four hours and watch like twenty
Speaker 2: six episodes and just rot away. But actually I say that,
Speaker 2: but then the season finale for season one like actually
Speaker 2: got me. I was like, I was like, damn, this
Speaker 2: shit like literally got me. Like I normally don't get
Speaker 2: I don't normally get tricked. Yeah, I don't normally get
Speaker 2: got or like get tricked, and like I always know
Speaker 2: what's coming next and like movies or shows, but this
Speaker 2: got me. But yeah, all right, thank.
Speaker 1: You guys so much for watching this episode. I hope
Speaker 1: you have an awful night and something bad happens.
Speaker 2: No j JK, guys.
Speaker 1: I don't wish that it's not recording. Shut the fuck up,
Speaker 1: all right, bye a sh