WEBVTT - Men Shouldn't Have Instagram Because They Are Probably Using It To Cheat On Their Partner

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of innercom I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was gonna say, welcome to this emergency episode of Come

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to this emergency episode of Come. Oh, something's different

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<v Speaker 2>about my wrist.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew's wearing his eight year old eyewatch Apple Watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you all ever seen one of these? Have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever used one of these?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally almost everybody's parent has one.

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<v Speaker 2>The background is my hairy arm, so it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>it's blending in with my skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And also the band is really white, so it

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<v Speaker 1>is blending really well.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you jealous of me and everything I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I try to give to you so much?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you give me?

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<v Speaker 2>My love? And affection? A love an affection?

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<v Speaker 1>You were thinking that's so crazy because you're singing it's

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<v Speaker 1>so crazy. I know it's a song and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>think of it. Is that a Rihanna song? I actually

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Whar I think it's Rihanna?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's love song by Future and Rihanna. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>have something to start the episode with. It's a little anthem.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time you're at school, rebel? Yes, wait, you one

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<v Speaker 1>of the kids who like refused to stand for the

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<v Speaker 1>pledge of Allegiance. No, I was I was so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not standing. I'm literally not standing for the flag.

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<v Speaker 2>We would get in so much trouble if we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>pledge allegiance to the Texas flag.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, we didn't even have the Florida flag. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just the flag, and I was like, why are we

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<v Speaker 1>still doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a weird like propaganda thing that Texas does

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<v Speaker 2>because they're like, we're gonna seed from the nation. They're

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<v Speaker 2>always threatening. I'm like, please go.

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<v Speaker 1>Please imagine needing your passport to go to Texas? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that how that would work?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know, Like I don't think anybody knows,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why it would never happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's actually committed to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, committed to the sleigh Put.

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<v Speaker 1>Your right hand? Is it right or left? This is

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<v Speaker 1>my right hand, over your boobe.

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<v Speaker 2>Over your heart?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh slay can use sir by the boots early week?

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<v Speaker 1>What's so proudly weeper by the Twilight's Least Giving? I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to think of more, but that's what that's got.

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<v Speaker 2>The Twilight's Last Giving is giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's broad shoulders and slave who sailst You all need

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<v Speaker 1>to calm down. In the common space because someone was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Broad shoulders too broad shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>Gang. Yeah, she was like, I've never said that about myself. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, So that's our national anthem, that's Amergency

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<v Speaker 1>indercomm national anthem.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh slick, can you say?

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<v Speaker 1>So? Drew as burnt as balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally did not mean to get sunburned. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>the UV index is eight point five, which is like

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<v Speaker 2>very high. But I was like, oh, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to get burnt, Like, there's no way I get burnt,

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<v Speaker 2>my stubborn ass, and I am literally charged to a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking cris.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are really red. Your Your right arm is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely going to peel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know it's already peeling, like it's already. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's already going, but it doesn't hurt yet, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>It definitely. Like I like touching it because you can

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<v Speaker 2>see like the fingerprints in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the little thermal toy they we have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah, your right side of your body

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<v Speaker 1>is burnt. The red set of my body.

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<v Speaker 2>Still smells like you.

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<v Speaker 1>We both said something, but yeah, it's because we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Devon's house. Today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, have y'all ever heard of her missus Carls. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Have y'all been in to her house?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Probably not, y'all definitely have we go and we

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<v Speaker 2>have a key, We hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>We go, we open the fridge, we grab Devin.

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<v Speaker 2>If you hear this, I'm so sorry for stealing all

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<v Speaker 2>your drinks. I got into the car immediately and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like I took a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinks immediately, named like three things we were insecure about.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I should not have done that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I drank every single drop except for the fucking AUNIEMI.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that, you know, the energy drink? Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Energy drinks just like, unless it's Red Bull, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>taste very good because all of them are trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be too sweet. They're trying to be something that they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, no, this isn't juice. This is acid

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to burn my liver and do what you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do and burn my.

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<v Speaker 2>Inside and give me energy. So like I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>really care about the flavor, but give me hart palpitations,

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<v Speaker 2>red Bull, Red Bull, I have a genius idea for you,

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<v Speaker 2>non caffeinated red Bull exactly. Without the caffeine, I would

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<v Speaker 2>be able.

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<v Speaker 3>To drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't have caffeine anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have a lot of things. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>go see like a psychologist and get your brain. Like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's convinced he can't have red onions, Like he's convinced, Like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he has issues because he doesn't have like a real meal, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Gummies are a real meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I did with the gummies we had?

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<v Speaker 2>You did not? No, I didn't throw them a Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what'd you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I put them in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but Yourew's convinced.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll be like, oh this this is bad for me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bad for me. I'm like, no, girl, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you just don't eat. So every time you eat your

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<v Speaker 1>somethach is like what is happening? Or you don't eat

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<v Speaker 1>like real meals. You like scavenge around the house. You

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<v Speaker 1>eat like crackers, cheese and meats that you find. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you have gummies. Then you have like something red to

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<v Speaker 1>throw in the mix.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna try to

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<v Speaker 2>eat blue for the next week because I did red

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe orange because I feel like it's a little

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<v Speaker 2>yellow is really easy. I could easily eat yellow for

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<v Speaker 2>a week. Maybe that's a little YouTube series, eating yellow

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<v Speaker 2>for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like mister Beast Like, that's like mister Bee's.

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<v Speaker 2>Challenge, mister beasts challenge. Well, I have a little surprise

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<v Speaker 2>for everybody. Me included or do Yeah, oh, you're included

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<v Speaker 2>for literally everybody. Kai are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he got a purse.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, that didn't sound good. Yeah. Wait, do y'all

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<v Speaker 2>still use air pods?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I actually have rarely been an AirPod.

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<v Speaker 2>Confused because I actually don't even know what that is

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<v Speaker 2>anymore because I have Wait, those are.

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<v Speaker 1>Air pods, like you do know what they are?

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<v Speaker 2>They're Maxes because I have the ones that go over

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<v Speaker 2>your ears, not inside your ears.

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<v Speaker 1>I have plenty of headphones that go over my ears,

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<v Speaker 1>but these are the AirPods Maxes. Oh but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe in wireless headphones. So that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you sound mad. Everybody watching sounds pissed too. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just just why do you still have air pods?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said I don't use air pods, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have air pods on your.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying to them, Oh, okay, yeah, it's because it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of just like like, these are superior.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you poverty shaming right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Get your money up, get your bed up, get you

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of these. Let me tell you, we were.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally laughing at you, because yeah, that's going to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. Wait now when I travel and go

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<v Speaker 1>on planes, people can be like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy has money, and we're gonna be like no, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be sitting in economy with everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you spend the money you spent on these?

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<v Speaker 1>Should have allocated your funds like more intelligently, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>literally can't go back right now like the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that's right, But I'm happy. I'm happy and

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<v Speaker 2>that's all that matters. And they have there not happy girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's really bad. The demons are winning. The

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<v Speaker 2>demons are literally winning. You said they have the clairvoyant Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they have the clairvoyance mode.

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<v Speaker 1>What What the fuck does that mean? That's the word

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<v Speaker 1>you just made up?

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear ghosts?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Also an update on the ghost story, we revisited

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<v Speaker 1>the theater yesterday. But I think because we were with Jester,

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<v Speaker 1>the spirit didn't come to us.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't want to show face. They weren't serving face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I think they just got nervous because we

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<v Speaker 1>brought a friend to look and as a witness, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they got nervous and too many people were around. We

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<v Speaker 1>went too early. We have to do another or like

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<v Speaker 1>midnight viewing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do think a doola midnight viewing. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>go see everything everywhere all at once again, because that

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<v Speaker 2>was the best movie I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>In my entire life, genuinely, like so not exaggerating, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe when I see shit like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, you had to have been on meth

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<v Speaker 1>when you wrote that. Ye, no other way, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I just without spoiling anything, because it is a movie

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<v Speaker 2>that if you go into it completely blind, it it

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<v Speaker 2>is so insane, insane like it. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>you conceptualize that. I don't know how like you film that,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you go back to watching regular

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<v Speaker 2>movies after watching that, because like it was so revolutionary,

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<v Speaker 2>that like revolutionary, so like cinema will forever be changed,

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<v Speaker 2>It will forever never be the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Forever and never be the same. Okay. Yeah, I honestly

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't even have like a good take on

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<v Speaker 1>it because it just actually left me speechless, like so

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<v Speaker 1>many times, Like my mouth was just wide open watching

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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't believe it. And I found myself like laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>not even at the funny parts, but just laughing because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I can't believe someone just made this, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>someone literally had all these thoughts somehow translated it onto

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<v Speaker 1>paper and then onto video image and it's like translating

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<v Speaker 1>well real, especially because I've got a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>jokes like I feel like would read like not that

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<v Speaker 1>funny and then on tween are really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there were like points in the movie where like

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<v Speaker 2>me and Enya would just like look at each other

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like like

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<v Speaker 2>there you actually like were able to do that, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it was like really really sick.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, sorry, Kay's literally scaring me because he's just

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<v Speaker 1>holding his phone in front of the camera but not

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<v Speaker 1>in the viewfinder.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was using the reflection to see if it

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<v Speaker 3>was recording. I want to see if there's a way

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<v Speaker 3>for me to make sure that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're literally bored as ship right there, You're so bored

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not listening to us anymore. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was so insane. Yeah, and it destroyed my life and

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<v Speaker 1>I came home. I was gonna watch another movie, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't think my brain could handle

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<v Speaker 1>any more content.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does make make you question a reality. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I'll say, which is like in a good

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<v Speaker 2>Win and I think it like will humanize a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people. It was just it was.

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<v Speaker 1>A sweet movie. I was like, oh, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>like sweet. I cried, I cried, I laughed, I lived,

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<v Speaker 1>and I loved.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there se in it actually so much?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a lot of a whole like spread whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There was like a point where the camera someone spread

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<v Speaker 2>their ass cheeks and the camera literally went inside someone's

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<v Speaker 2>asshole and they like it was basically like a colonoscopy

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<v Speaker 2>scene and you kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of just which I think that was a three D render.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that it was, and you lived in there

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<v Speaker 2>for two weeks in the movie. It was fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a big time lapse because obviously if

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<v Speaker 1>it was like two weeks, we wouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was literally so weird. I actually couldn't believe

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<v Speaker 2>that they went there.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to see it, but now I want

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<v Speaker 3>to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so don't want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of the colonoscopy like scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, oh my god. And we saw it in

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<v Speaker 2>four D so they were spraying everywhere around so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was crazy lit. Well, last time I had sex,

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about elden Ring. And that's not a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I literally like I was having sex and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, this ship's like boring, Like like come.

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<v Speaker 1>On, literally if I remember having sex again and I

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<v Speaker 1>start thinking about other things, but I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's time for you to go, you to go.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I was thinking about eld elden Ring. I

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<v Speaker 2>keep saying elder Ring. But yeah, it was really tragic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well what if the person literally hears this and like

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<v Speaker 1>sees you.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that, you don't think about what I was about

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<v Speaker 2>to say. It ended up being a really fun time

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<v Speaker 2>and we had a bunch of chemistry.

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<v Speaker 1>But you were thinking about playing a PC game.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just because it was in the

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<v Speaker 2>peak of it. It was like in the peak of

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<v Speaker 2>my because this was like a while back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you're in your dry season.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nobody wants you. No. I I could literally have

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<v Speaker 2>sex every night if I wanted to do three times

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<v Speaker 2>a day. And I'm not joking. I literally thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you so like sure of that, you're so

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<v Speaker 1>adminant of that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what happened to me is I took off

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<v Speaker 2>my glasses, I got my Lasik eye surgery. I took

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<v Speaker 2>down my pony, I let my pony tail free, and

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<v Speaker 2>I got sexy. Took literally and I walked down the

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<v Speaker 2>stairs and slum up.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally like you had a Princess Diaries moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I need to cut my fucking hair and

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<v Speaker 2>shave all my.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I have to show y'all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sad pictures had No, I haven't even seen them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't even seen them yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nast.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>It literally looks like I like have justin bieber dreads.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like I haven't It looks like I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>showered in literally fourteen years. My hair is mad Russell Brand's.

0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.160
<v Speaker 2>My hair is madded. I look like one of those

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see, let me see I look like one

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<v Speaker 2>of those fucking mangy, stinky dog look at the lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I actually serving though?

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<v Speaker 1>Like low key, you're serving like extreme stench, extreme body odor?

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<v Speaker 2>Like wait, like I like, let me see the live again.

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<v Speaker 2>When I turned around, I look good. Actually, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. The I can rising like I literally

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<v Speaker 2>looked like a live.

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<v Speaker 1>Video looks like Devin One inside person.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I arose out of the water, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Rose from the depths of the song.

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<v Speaker 2>These are like really comfortable. I just like even forgot

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<v Speaker 2>I had them on for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird because you just like really messed with them

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<v Speaker 1>and it seemed like.

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<v Speaker 2>They were bothering you. Funk off.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you being paid? Is this like paid? Like do

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<v Speaker 1>you have them on?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have advanced hearing on right now?

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<v Speaker 2>The clairvoyance mode?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear everything. Really, I can hear, y'all. I

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<v Speaker 2>can hear the ghosts. I can hear the spirits ghosts.

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<v Speaker 2>A girl, if only you could hear what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear, then give them to me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Hear Can you hear that little fart that I just made?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You heard that? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I heard like something, but I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was a ghost or like a screaming child, But it

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<v Speaker 2>was a fart.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought the fart was a screaming child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was weird. Weird as fuck. I think we

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<v Speaker 2>should talk about how we're sober but not really sober.

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<v Speaker 1>Like crazy. This looks with the Skulls, right, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally, like I take notes for the podcast throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the week and I write them down in notes, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just write them down like I'm texting myself from

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<v Speaker 2>the past. It's really awesome. And then I get to

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<v Speaker 2>read them in the future and I'm like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>know what I was saying there, Like the skull My heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually just dropped because I got a text from a

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<v Speaker 1>friend who's like coming to LA to visit, and they

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<v Speaker 1>texted me and said something something is on fire right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and they said turbulence, but I read it as engine

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<v Speaker 1>because I was just skimming and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, this person's gonna literally die. And my heart

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<v Speaker 1>actually just dropped. And I just had to say that

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<v Speaker 1>because I feel like my face actually changed and I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted everyone to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have chlorine curls right now. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>shower after I got out of the pool because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, my hair is like really curly, and I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see what it looks like. But I hate

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<v Speaker 2>it so much. I've been looking at myself in the

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<v Speaker 2>mirror recently and like being disgusted by how I look.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's on purpose. What mother.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like? That's yours ongoing dig? Is he like he

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<v Speaker 1>or gig? He can't like decide if he thinks he

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<v Speaker 1>looks awesome or if he thinks he looks literally disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Because everything they say literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's how you describe it. You're like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually look like actually repulsive right now, but I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>it on purpose. And then two days later you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually the sexiest I've ever been in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>and like you actually flip so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a liar and I lie to myself and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what it's true anymore. But we are so

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<v Speaker 2>sober okay, but like, so y'all let us know if

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<v Speaker 2>this is a sober slave we've been We've been going

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<v Speaker 2>to parties, like we've been going out to like events

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<v Speaker 2>and parties and stuff, but we don't drink. We don't pregame.

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<v Speaker 2>We just go and we're in our sober sligh era

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<v Speaker 2>because we're like, let's see if we can just communicate

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<v Speaker 2>with people and let loose and be fine with that alcohol,

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<v Speaker 2>which we have been. But we went to this party

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<v Speaker 2>and we right when we got inside, like a thousand

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<v Speaker 2>people surrounded us. And we're because we're so.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking famous popular.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's basically actually the problem that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're finding is like we're so popular, so when we

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<v Speaker 1>go to parties, everyone's like, oh and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your favorite celebrities, it's your favorite come with me, Come.

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<v Speaker 1>With me, take a shot with me, please, please please, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to share a moment with you, like

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<v Speaker 1>an intimate moment, because I know you're gonnas away soon

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to be able to post.

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<v Speaker 2>It and then what you're gonna pass away soon?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're saying that to us. We're both it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>a I don't want to die yet.

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<v Speaker 2>This is look like I'm crying, but I have tears

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<v Speaker 2>welling up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, they went away.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so we walked into these parties, this party

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<v Speaker 2>and a bunch of people were like.

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<v Speaker 3>Come take a shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like an open bar, so we

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<v Speaker 2>go to this shot or we go to the bar

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<v Speaker 2>and we get a shot pored up. But they're the

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<v Speaker 2>most minuscule little shot glasses ever made, like literally tiny,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wouldn't even consider it a full shot, Like

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<v Speaker 2>they are like literally fake shots. And me and n

0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:06.360
<v Speaker 2>you took one of those and didn't feel anything. So

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<v Speaker 2>I still say it's sober s but technically it's literally

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<v Speaker 2>like not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess technically, but in my head, I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm like, I don't know, I'm just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess what is sober considered.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing at all, like literally not even a drop.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess, yeah, someone could argue with me, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, bitch, like I'm the only one Cokehuran

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<v Speaker 1>and like literally looking around having the same social cues

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<v Speaker 1>that I have when I'm like standing in the grocery store,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm not I'm not like blurred.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm mass viewing. It's happening. When we go to

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<v Speaker 2>parties now, we still have fun, we still shake our eyes,

0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:50.000
<v Speaker 2>we work on each other. I get a boner, but we.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a boner when I like, yeah from me, no, just.

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<v Speaker 3>Watching, don't talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I do get a bony bone. Uh, But now I watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm viewing and I see everything, and I see

0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.959
<v Speaker 2>how people interact with each other, and I see the

0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:14.160
<v Speaker 2>soul list fools, and I see the fools with souls,

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<v Speaker 2>and I see you. It's crazy. I just know that

0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I see you, and I see the type of person

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<v Speaker 2>that you are. I see the type of person and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Making me really horny. What like all the people I see?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is an update. So recently, I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>this thing where I like kind of sand down all

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<v Speaker 1>my holes, and honestly, all the users are coming back

0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:38.760
<v Speaker 1>with like raving reviews. They're like, it's so soft, Yeah,

0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:40.840
<v Speaker 1>my holes because I've been sanding them down.

0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:43.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do feel nice and smooth.

0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like it's like almost it's giving like a

0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:50.800
<v Speaker 1>silicone effect recently, but I'm getting good like reviews about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. They're they're like, if you've ever done LSD

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<v Speaker 2>or mushrooms and you've touched your skin or your trip

0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:03.520
<v Speaker 2>sitter skin because you should not trip without a trip sitter,

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<v Speaker 2>and you felt their skin and it's kind of glistening

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and it feels kind of like silicone. That's what's hole skill?

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<v Speaker 1>And and I don't just mean like my member hole,

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<v Speaker 1>like I mean all my holes, Like any hole that

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<v Speaker 1>can be used is sanded down.

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<v Speaker 2>I stretch a poor fuck. I'll stretch a poor um.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? But we're still so okay. The craziest part.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the craziest you've ever said on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fucked up?

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<v Speaker 2>What y'all are literally tweaking the fuck out And I

0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.639
<v Speaker 2>didn't even say anything like that's the craziest part. Rewind

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<v Speaker 2>it back, it says, I love and and Kai and

0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:51.840
<v Speaker 2>y'all are saying that I am crazy for saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not say anything bad.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was cool. I liked it. Thank you.

0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:58.600
<v Speaker 1>We didn't even say what you said was bad. We

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<v Speaker 1>were just like astonished by your comedic to Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>did you actually not say anything? You're not that funny?

0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:07.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I said a lot of shit. I'm really funny. No, no, No.

0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:13.560
<v Speaker 2>The thing is is that we broke our TikTok sobriety though.

0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:15.840
<v Speaker 2>That's the craziest part I know.

0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:18.159
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is people were like, what the hell,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell? I'm trying to get it back. If

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<v Speaker 1>you see me doing an apps soon.

0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Do not like just let me live.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really use the app still, like sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>catch myself using it and I'm like, oh my god,

0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:31.960
<v Speaker 1>this is really endless like doom scolding and it's so

0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:35.320
<v Speaker 1>fucking scary. But my screen time on it is still

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<v Speaker 1>like not as crazy. But I was thinking today, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm gonna redelete.

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<v Speaker 2>It because I'm racking up screen time, like it's literally

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<v Speaker 2>like I never left my life like I opened it,

0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and for like two days I was like fuck this,

0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:51.919
<v Speaker 2>like I'm over it, like it doesn't do anything for

0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.320
<v Speaker 2>me anymore. And then by day three, I was literally

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<v Speaker 2>using it like six hours a day again, and I'm

0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:58.560
<v Speaker 2>like I need to But it's it's even worse now

0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:00.680
<v Speaker 2>because I don't use it all day. I just sit

0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:02.680
<v Speaker 2>in bed till like four am and scroll.

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I use it at night the most, but like when

0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting for my bath to Philip, that's when I'll

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:11.680
<v Speaker 1>be using it because I'm like, I'm not gonna start

0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:13.600
<v Speaker 1>my movie outside of the bath. I'm gonna find my

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 1>movie in the bath, Like come on, I'm not a psychopath.

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 1>So I do use to talk on the toilet, yeah.

0:23:20.240 --> 0:23:23.240
<v Speaker 2>But like who you know, No, I can't give the

0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 2>secret away. I can't and don't. Yeah, Like I'm literally

0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:34.359
<v Speaker 2>out of you so bad, I'm living. No, that's the

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:35.439
<v Speaker 2>thing is, I don't even want you to.

0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:37.399
<v Speaker 1>I've gotten so good at that. Drew used to always

0:23:37.480 --> 0:23:39.200
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, like about to say something, and I

0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 1>would claw for it because I'd be like, you don't

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:42.439
<v Speaker 1>get to do that. And now I literally don't give

0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>a fuck, Like He'll go to say something and I'm like, yeah,

0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:45.800
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to share that if you don't want to,

0:23:45.840 --> 0:23:47.560
<v Speaker 1>and I just keep it pushing and I literally like,

0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>don't ask another question.

0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:50.480
<v Speaker 2>And I do the same to you and you don't

0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:51.280
<v Speaker 2>even realize it.

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:54.520
<v Speaker 1>No, but I say what I mean in a different way.

0:23:54.840 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like why I manipulate you in a different way.

0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:00.960
<v Speaker 1>The thing is, I just like denounce you being able

0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:03.359
<v Speaker 1>to manipulate me, so you want it to double down

0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>and say that you do manipulate me.

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I have my ways.

0:24:09.520 --> 0:24:11.959
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I want to hit you so fucking hard, like

0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to smack the chef. I want to hit

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:15.880
<v Speaker 1>you so hard your head hicks.

0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:20.080
<v Speaker 2>The wall behind you and everything all at once referenced.

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Nice, Well, this is something I wrote down is my

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>favorite thing is when a random civilians TikTok goes viral

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>when you go to the comments and they're replying to

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>things like you go sis, and because they have no

0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:35.320
<v Speaker 1>grasp of the Internet, they're saying things like I'm a boy,

0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 1>you getting mad for no reason, like like you know,

0:24:39.320 --> 0:24:42.000
<v Speaker 1>when like someone random, like I'm trying to think it'll

0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 1>be like a girl goes viral, like a really normal,

0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:48.440
<v Speaker 1>average girl who obviously doesn't use the Internet that much.

0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Or let's use a guy.

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like let's just use a guy for example, and

0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:55.360
<v Speaker 1>like he like got really viral for something, and then

0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:58.760
<v Speaker 1>like them not understanding the way people on the Internet talk,

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:01.359
<v Speaker 1>so taking all of the comm it's like really to heart,

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:03.679
<v Speaker 1>like if someone being like you go sis and then

0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:06.000
<v Speaker 1>being like, I'm literally a boy, don't say that shit

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:08.480
<v Speaker 1>to me, like not realizing that it's not like a

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.199
<v Speaker 1>sissy like you're such a like girly like boy like

0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 1>him reading it as like I'm literally a fucking man,

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:17.680
<v Speaker 1>like I love Warner reply.

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Femininity.

0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:23.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm just being like offended by comments in general.

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't think of like good examples, but it's just

0:25:26.960 --> 0:25:29.120
<v Speaker 1>like it'll be like an older lady who's like thing

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 1>goes viral and someone's like you ate, and she's like,

0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>don't say that to me, Like just like not understanding

0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 1>what that means.

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:35.760
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean I hate? Do I look fat?

0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean I hate? I ate? Well, I'm

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 1>literally not eating in this video, like cobbling me alone.

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just like it's so human, like we should

0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:47.240
<v Speaker 1>not be having that many people talk to us who

0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:48.320
<v Speaker 1>we don't understand.

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think like lingo has gone so far, like

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 2>actually like like thinking about it, like I at this point,

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what slaveh means, Like like I don't

0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:05.000
<v Speaker 2>know what it means. It means everything and nothing at once.

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like the craziest thing ever. I use it like

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:12.119
<v Speaker 2>in so many different ways, like a like if I

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:14.320
<v Speaker 2>said slagh to my dad, I think his brain would melt,

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:16.719
<v Speaker 2>Like I think he would actually like have an aneurysm

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 2>and like explode and die.

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:20.199
<v Speaker 1>If we sang the national anthem the way we just

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>did to Pilgrims, they would like melt.

0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Would if we said that in front of a Republican

0:26:24.520 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 2>they would melt. They would actually melt the way What

0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 2>the fuck did I mean not in my country. Let's

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:37.040
<v Speaker 2>talk about coyote survival situation. So we were on a hike,

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 2>me and and you are in our hi hi.

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Just an example, me and you should not be in

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 1>a dangerous event together, like we do not exactly.

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 2>No, we're not compatible at all in survival situations. But

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:54.840
<v Speaker 2>also we got me and you have been in our

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 2>hike area. Yeah, we've been hiking. Like I'm sure you

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 2>can tell. We're like a little more fit.

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 1>Like we're just tall and we're sexy.

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.720
<v Speaker 2>We're a little more tan. We're feeling good where we've

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 2>got our endorphins going. It's really nice. But on the

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:11.160
<v Speaker 2>hikes we go to we go into like the canyons

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 2>and like into the mountains of La and there's always

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 2>going to be like a coyote out there because like

0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 2>that's literally where they live, Like we forced them off

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:22.040
<v Speaker 2>their habitat. They had to move to the hills. It's

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 2>really sad. But there was a we were walking, we

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:32.280
<v Speaker 2>were walking a moment for the coyotes because I feel

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:37.800
<v Speaker 2>bad for them. They're misunderstood and even I misunderstanding. But

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>we were walking down to the hike and there was

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:45.879
<v Speaker 2>a coyote crossing in front of us. We wouldn't have

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:48.159
<v Speaker 2>even known it was there had a car not honked,

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:51.560
<v Speaker 2>but we were walking honked. Yeah, we turned around. Yeah,

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 2>we turned around and looked, and this coyote was literally

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>staring at us like it was going to try to

0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 2>kill us. It was like the scariest thing I've ever seen.

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I got a video of it, well and insert it,

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 2>But it was the way.

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>It went was just funny because like I turned and

0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 1>I looked back when the car honked, and Drew turned

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>and then turned back and I looked back, and I

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I think he honked because there's like

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 1>a coyote right there. Like, there's just a coyote behind us.

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 1>So we kept walking and then Drew like I don't.

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I think you just didn't process what I said. And

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>then you just like looked.

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Back and like, no, no, it's not that I didn't

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 2>process that you said, it's a coyote. I looked back

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:32.919
<v Speaker 2>and saw it was a coyote, and then I was

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 2>like no, that Like literally I was just so in

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 2>shock and in fear that I was like that it

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 2>was going to attack us, that I wasn't listening to

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 2>anything but insteade of my internal monologue and I was

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>like I looked and I was like, oh, that's a coyote.

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 2>And then you were like, yeah, it's a coyote. And

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 2>then I looked back and I was like, oh my god,

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 2>that's a coyote. And you were like I know. And

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 2>I was literally like.

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you was going into pure panic and like I

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, I like, I didn't even realize it because

0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was more annoyed because I was like,

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 1>it was a fucking coyote, Like why are we going

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 1>like why are we both repeating this to each other?

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I know it's a coyote. And then he was just like,

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and like he started like kind of

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 1>like listing off his fear and being like, no, it's

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 1>literally following us. And I was like, I know, but

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>it's a kite. It's just a coyote.

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't like but in the video, in the video,

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 2>it literally is staring through my soul and it literally

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 2>wants my sweet supple skin. It wants to eat me,

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 2>it wants your electric touch, It literally wants my electric

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like that's the thing. It wants, my little honey bee.

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 1>But basically, I have no fear and I don't see.

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>That's just the thing about me. I've said it like

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:39.480
<v Speaker 1>a million times, like I know how I'm gonna die,

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and that's just not it coyote.

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 2>But like us in like a real survival situation, I

0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 2>think we've like dabbled on this subject. But like it

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 2>would not be good.

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>No, it would would. I would get annoyed.

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would be like it would not it would

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 2>not be good because I and also like we just

0:29:57.000 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>can't like handle each other like getting directions because we

0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:03.840
<v Speaker 2>both want to like lead. So like if you told

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 2>me to do something, I'd be like fuck off, like

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go do this, and then I'd literally go

0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and cut my foot open and get like gang Green

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>have to cut my foot.

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>And that's the thing is, like I know, in a

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:18.200
<v Speaker 1>survival like situation, realistically, I feel like I would be

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:21.479
<v Speaker 1>more fit in terms of like building shelter and like

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 1>getting food, and like.

0:30:23.000 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I could build a shelter and get some food. But

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I think you telling me to go get food, I

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 2>would be like fucking damn it, like I was just

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>about to go get the food. It's like when your

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 2>mom used to tell you, like go do the dishes

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 2>and I was literally like washing them already.

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I think I would slay, But the thing is like

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>I would just I would not try. I'd be like

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>all right, cool, like yeah, like do.

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 2>You actually want to live in an apocalyptic situation? Think

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 2>about not at all?

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Think I'm like listen, like humans already went past the

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>caveman era, like I'm in my sleigh era. Like I

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want to have to go like find berries that

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>won't kill me. I want to go to Airwan and

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:02.400
<v Speaker 1>get some price berries that will taste like dirt.

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Like That's exactly that's the vibe.

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not doing the post apocalyptic shit like I really,

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>like all of us have been saying, like the world

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>is going to end in like two three years. Yeah,

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Like like I genuinely like am kind of starting to

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 1>blame that I myself for absolute doom. And I'm always like, Okay,

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>what am I gonna do? Like I guess I have

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 1>to say about all my friends and give them one

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 1>last kiss and like drive to Miami to be with

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 1>my family while the world ends, which is like so

0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:29.719
<v Speaker 1>annoying because like I want to like girls.

0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:32.880
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we that's like been our motto recently, is

0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 2>like if I'm like I don't want to go out

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 2>or if I don't want to see people or like

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 2>hang out with people that like I do love, but

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm just in my anti social era. I'm like literally

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.200
<v Speaker 2>like fuck it, like the world's ending in three years, Like.

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Let's just have to get it out now.

0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's just like hang out because like we're not

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna be alive in.

0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:50.480
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not finding to the death with you bitches

0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>like y'all want to live so bad for what, Like

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I literally like it's not like for what, Like no,

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm literally I'm not fighting over food, Like

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll be damned that too much pride. I'm like, oh

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 1>that's embarrassing.

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm not running after a deer. That's embarrassing.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Like that's so embarrassing. Like people lining up at the

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.719
<v Speaker 1>gas station because there's no more oil being imported and

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 1>like they're fighting to death over gasoline. No bye, by

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>a chance. I'm like, if I don't get gifted it,

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting it. Like just if someone isn't like

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 1>thinking about me at the gas station is like, oh,

0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give any some gas because like she's gonna

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 1>need to like this to cook her food for the

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 1>next like two days. I guess I'm not in because

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it, Like I'm literally not. I would

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:33.120
<v Speaker 1>rather drill a hole to the middle of the fucking

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>earth for my own oil before I go fight with

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you bitches at the gas station over some gas.

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Like actually, it's it's humiliating surviving actually, like surviving and

0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 2>being alive is just like perpetually embarrassing, like just like

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 2>it is, oh my god, Like just existing is embarrassing. Also,

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 2>like dating, like having a significant other is like actually

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>so humiliating, like I couldn't imagine.

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>It forever and ever, and I just want someone needs

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 1>to marry me right now.

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Wife for up. She's taking applications. Where's my come tribute?

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I know last week and I haven't seen ship.

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 2>I have not gotten a contribute.

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I haven't looked it up.

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 2>But you'll you'll do my com tribute.

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if nobody's stepped.

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Up, honestly, thank you. That's what I need in my life.

0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 2>People to step up and give me come tributes. That's

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 2>what I need. I'll take a cream team, I'll take

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 2>a squirt tribute.

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Can we actually passe? Because I'm next time boyfriend.

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm really sorry, You're sorry. Sorry, I am sorry.

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Please don't.

0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:57.680
<v Speaker 2>That was the hottest ship I've ever seen it. I

0:33:57.720 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 2>was like, that was you know, I don't even just

0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 2>happy to hit someone for me. I don't give a

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 2>fuck because I'll go to joke with you. Oh no,

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:09.919
<v Speaker 2>don't talk to my girl. Don't talk to my girl

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 2>like that. Don't. That's what it is is you're talking

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 2>to my girlfriend like that. It's like, really, suspect I didn't.

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Even know the fucking slut ass homewrecker for what?

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, I have like a bunch of notes, if I

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:25.960
<v Speaker 2>should just go through them? Okay, Actually, this is just

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:29.799
<v Speaker 2>something that I actually do want to address. How good

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 2>fingernails taste and the smell after you bite your fingernail off,

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:35.239
<v Speaker 2>like the things you.

0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Always say that, But after I go into like a

0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:41.719
<v Speaker 1>biting frenzy, I'm really disgusted with myself, Like I don't.

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I have practiced such self control with my nails recently

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 2>that I am able to literally let them grow for

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 2>two weeks, three weeks at a time, and then I

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>just get a big fucking snack at the end of

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:56.840
<v Speaker 2>the three weeks, and I just gnaw them off and

0:34:56.880 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 2>then I let them grow for three more weeks.

0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, if anybody knows me, I know that I've always

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 1>been a nail bier. That's disgusting, by the way, but

0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 1>they know that I've always been a nail biter.

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:08.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like eating.

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been biting my nails. I'm also going to

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 1>show you all my nails, and I know you but

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 1>just gonna copy me. So let's just put it out

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>right now. Like I have the sauce, I have the sleigh,

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I have to serve. Like fine, I'll show you my

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>nails whatever, like, go ahead, copy me, copycat as bitch

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 1>mean when I'm doing my job in influencing, I don't know.

0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Why don't we just take a photo and then insert

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:29.279
<v Speaker 2>a photo?

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:32.040
<v Speaker 1>They look pretty right now, My nails are beautiful, like

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I do you see?

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Is that? Jesus? That's cute?

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Jesus, Mary, Mother, Mary, Mama.

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Well no, I'm telling you you should gnaw them off

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 2>and just get a taste, get a taste of just

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:52.319
<v Speaker 2>doing it, and then like practice self control after and

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:53.880
<v Speaker 2>then just let them grow out and then you get it.

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like kind of infinite food if you think

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 2>about it.

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>No, because you know what the thing is. I think

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>we bite our nails in different ways, like we buy

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>our nails in different ways. Like mine is like really gnarly,

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 1>like I go in in like a very destructive and

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:09.479
<v Speaker 1>hurtful way. You know who talked about it is fuck

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:12.359
<v Speaker 1>what is her real name? Miranda Sing's like real name,

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know Miranda Sings.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:18.800
<v Speaker 2>That's on her birth certificate, Amanda Byn.

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 1>But she has a really good video where she talks

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>about it, like there's like a thing. Also, sorry, I

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 1>just have to address this. I finally hit a million

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.919
<v Speaker 1>subscribers on fucking YouTube, like, which isn't like I don't

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 1>feel good about because I was stuck at nine to

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 1>ninety four k for literally two years. So like I

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>think a bunch of bots attacked my account, or maybe

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>like people from the podcast who found my account went

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:43.720
<v Speaker 1>and followed my account. But I finally hit a million,

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 1>and like I just got to text congrats from our

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 1>manager being like congrats, but I'm like, girl, give me

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:53.279
<v Speaker 1>flowers don't like about me and me being like can

0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>you do something? As if they don't like bust their

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:57.240
<v Speaker 1>ass for us, I'm like, can you get me flowers?

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:02.759
<v Speaker 1>Really ungrateful of me, Thank you guys. But I like

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 1>she was talking about how she has the thing where

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 1>she will like scratch at her skin. I don't have

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:08.240
<v Speaker 1>it as bad.

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 2>As I used to. I used to eat. I do

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:15.440
<v Speaker 2>not remember my hands. I used to be so humiliated

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 2>getting out of the bathroom shower because it like I

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.439
<v Speaker 2>would eat the skin around my nails, all the way

0:37:21.560 --> 0:37:23.680
<v Speaker 2>up the side of my nail, and it was on

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>all of them and they would like swell up when

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 2>it prunes and like that, and I would go even

0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 2>harder than and just eat all that, yes, and like

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 2>it was so gnarly. It got to the point this

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 2>is why I stopped binding my nails and eating the

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:42.040
<v Speaker 2>skin around my fucking fingers. It's like it's really gnarly

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 2>engross and I know it's like sounds kind of funny,

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 2>but it was so debilitating, actually liked and like it

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 2>was to the like I remember like in fucking uh,

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 2>like fifth grade, like I was on baseball and like

0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:01.799
<v Speaker 2>I like would I would take the glove off of

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 2>my hand and just start gnawing at the skin because

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.880
<v Speaker 2>it was like an anxiety. It was. It wasn't like

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I could control it either, but I know what you're

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 2>talking about. And it got so bad that like even

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>like up until like like a year and a half ago.

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you how I fixed it for people who

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 2>have it. But it got so bad that I moved

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:23.239
<v Speaker 2>to like the skin on the underneath of my big toe,

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:26.760
<v Speaker 2>do you remember that? And I would peel the skin

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 2>off the bottom of my toe. It was gnarthy and

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it was pure anxiety. When I was like in my

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:35.280
<v Speaker 2>most anxious like state, I would literally rip the skin

0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 2>off of my big toe, like the bottom of it,

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 2>and like it would hurt to walk and shit, and

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:42.680
<v Speaker 2>it was really gross and embarrassing. But the way I

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:46.919
<v Speaker 2>stopped it was gel nail polish. I literally just put

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I put like when I had the gel nails and

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:52.840
<v Speaker 2>like the acrylics on, Like I couldn't like bite the

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:55.319
<v Speaker 2>skin and I couldn't like rip my nails off. So

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:58.359
<v Speaker 2>like that's literally how I cured it, which just wasn't

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't able to buy it.

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anytime I go back into a phase of biting

0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>my nails, I'll get like long acrylics. But putting on

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 1>jail polish is the only way I don't buy my

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:09.959
<v Speaker 1>nails because I'm just like, oh, I have this nail polish,

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 1>because if it's regular nail polish, I will literally eat

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>that nail polish. Like it doesn't stop me. Like I've

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>ingested probably like a bottle and a half worth of

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 1>like real nail polish from trying to stop myself. But

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm the same way, like I literally yesterday we were

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:23.319
<v Speaker 1>watching the movie, I like fully got into a fit

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 1>of it and I pulled, and I'm just it's literally

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:27.920
<v Speaker 1>when my brain is off, like I kind of just

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 1>start going at it and like I will not stop.

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like I will have like almost my whole hand

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 1>in my mouth at some point, just like eating my

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>shit up. And it's like now it's just the skin

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 1>around my finger and not my nails, and like it hurts,

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:42.800
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, like if you like it's kind of a

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:45.480
<v Speaker 1>lot of my nails, like a lot of them have

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like deep cuts from like me just like yeah, ripping.

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I permanently changed like the shapes of my fingers forever

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:56.719
<v Speaker 2>by biting all the skin off. But it would like

0:39:56.800 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I would buy it them until like they bled, yeah,

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:00.720
<v Speaker 2>And I would like when.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:02.440
<v Speaker 1>You when you bite the nail too low and then

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like all like the raw skin under.

0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 2>The nails, like right here, it would like be like

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>literally gushing blood and then it would get like infected

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:13.399
<v Speaker 2>and like I would like it would just hurt so bad.

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it still happens to me pretty odd.

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:18.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like pure anxiety. I think, like it's like an

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:22.840
<v Speaker 2>anxiety thing, and then like it's like literally like a disorder,

0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 2>like it's called something.

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Because I used to also do that to my face,

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.239
<v Speaker 1>like when I was like breaking out a law. I

0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:32.200
<v Speaker 1>would like sit in bed and like if I had

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>no makeup on. That's also one of the reasons that

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 1>even when I had acne, I always had to put

0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>makeup on because if I didn't, I would pick up

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 1>my face. A lot of my like acne scars and

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.759
<v Speaker 1>stuff are literally from me just like sitting and scratching

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:48.520
<v Speaker 1>at my acne and I would like it would literally

0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I would scratch it until it felt flat. But obviously

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:52.440
<v Speaker 1>that's not how that works. So I would just like

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:54.759
<v Speaker 1>scratch at my skin forever. And I have so many

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:58.080
<v Speaker 1>pictures on my face like really like puffy and red

0:40:58.120 --> 0:40:59.959
<v Speaker 1>from me just like scratching at it because I would

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I even think about doing it. I would just be

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>sitting watching something and then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,

0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>my face really itches because I have acne right now,

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:09.360
<v Speaker 1>and I would just scratch at it, and then like

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>also when it would scab up, I would always like

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:13.120
<v Speaker 1>peel and scratch at it because I didn't like.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 2>The feeling of you were just addicted to meth and heroine.

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 2>It's called ther matophasia. It's a body for body focused

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:25.440
<v Speaker 2>repetitive behavior. It goes beyond just nailbiding or occasional chewing

0:41:25.440 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 2>on the finger. It's not a habit or a take put,

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 2>rather a disorder. Damn. So we are literally neurodivergent, I know,

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 2>but literally.

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh. It was actually also so embarrassing because in all

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 1>of my relationships is.

0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:39.759
<v Speaker 2>Their metaphysia a mental illness. It is a mental disorder

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 2>order related to obsessive compulsive disorder.

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 1>A lot of my it was so embarrassing because a

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:48.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of my partners would be like and like people

0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 1>just like who I had relationships with would be like

0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 1>always trying to stop me, and it would just like

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:55.680
<v Speaker 1>make me really angry too, because I'm like, dude, I'm

0:41:55.680 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 1>not doing this because I want to be doing this

0:41:57.360 --> 0:42:00.040
<v Speaker 1>like I literally can't, Like I'm not. It's not like

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me to stop and then I'm like, oh,

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:04.320
<v Speaker 1>fuck them, I'm gonna keep going. It's literally like someone

0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:06.759
<v Speaker 1>can like pull my hand out of my mouth and

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 1>before I know it, like I don't even think about it,

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>like it's back in my mouth, like and that's like

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:13.720
<v Speaker 1>always been, especially when I drive, Like when I drive,

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:16.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm always like if I'm in traffic, I'm just like

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:18.480
<v Speaker 1>eating my hands.

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you It's just be normal, I'm not.

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:24.720
<v Speaker 1>That's a good take, honestly.

0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, yeah, you're right, maybe we should just try that.

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean I actually genuinely like I've gotten to a.

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Good place with it. I don't do it as crazy.

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I like don't anymore. It's like the craziest thing

0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 2>ever I've got. Like maybe there's like one like when

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>like shit gets really hot, like recently, I've been like

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 2>picking out like this part of my finger, like you

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 2>can kind of see it happening, just because I have

0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:49.839
<v Speaker 2>so much fucking bullshit going on. But like other than that,

0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 2>like I've completely stopped, which is so sick.

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't do it as

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>much anymore. But that's also one of the other reasons

0:42:57.120 --> 0:43:00.360
<v Speaker 1>I deleted TikTok was because I would like be doom

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:03.320
<v Speaker 1>scrolling and stuck, and I think I would get anxious

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>because I'd be like, dude, I'm wasting so much time

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 1>sitting on my phone, but I couldn't get away from

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 1>my phone, so I'd be biting the fuck out of

0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 1>my nails and then it would make my hands really clammy,

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and I would just get bor anxious because I'm like, fuck,

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like so stuck in the sloop right now, and

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I'd buy my nails even more, and then I would

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like shit because I'm like, oh my god, Like

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 1>my mouth, like I do it so badly. Sometimes my

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 1>mouth feels like weird. Have you ever had that? Like

0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I've done it so badly that like my mouth is

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:30.560
<v Speaker 1>like tired from biting, like my skin, and my mouth

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get tired easily. Like I'm sure you all know

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>about my goal whatever, whatever, we don't have to get

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:35.399
<v Speaker 1>into it.

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:38.480
<v Speaker 2>She wants to kill a person by giving them head, which.

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Is like you can only dream. It's honestly a dream.

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 1>It's not even a cold, Like I don't know if

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:42.879
<v Speaker 1>I want.

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 2>To get to it. What do you think about this?

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Take?

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Having Instagram is literally cheating on your partner, Like if

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:53.280
<v Speaker 2>you have Instagram, yes, yeah, Like, if you have Instagram,

0:43:53.280 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 2>you're cheating on your significant other.

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why are you replying to stories right now?

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Why are you posting yourself Like? Who do you see?

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Literally? Who do you want to be seen by? So badly?

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 1>When I'm right fucking here, motherfucker.

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 2>It just makes sense. It just makes no sense. I

0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>genuinely think it's cheating.

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's my cheating. You know the thing on

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:15.719
<v Speaker 1>like it was a thing on TikTok where I was like,

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:18.080
<v Speaker 1>is it cheating or not cheating? Like it was like

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 1>the thing that you consider cheating or not cheating. It's

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 1>like taking a selfie, posting a selfie cheating main no

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 1>story selfie main posting.

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Selfie cheating, cheater cheat, that's literally cheater behavior. Yeah, Like

0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 2>if they're not posting pictures of us, then they're cheating.

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Literally post me. I've never been into that though. That's embarrassing,

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:44.920
<v Speaker 1>like being posted by a significant other. Really, it can

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:47.560
<v Speaker 1>be cute when it's like done casually and randomly, but

0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 1>when it's like like I'm like, y'all are fighting. That's

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:58.399
<v Speaker 1>that's the truth. Start really going in on posting each other.

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.640
<v Speaker 1>They're fighting, They're fully fighting.

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:02.319
<v Speaker 2>That this is so weird that you brought this up

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 2>because I literally thought about this like two days ago

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:06.800
<v Speaker 2>because I was looking at like a bunch of like locals,

0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:09.920
<v Speaker 2>like like a couple pictures or whatever, and I was

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 2>just like, these are so weird and like framed and

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:16.359
<v Speaker 2>like professionally shot. I'm like, y'all don't love each other.

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally, like any partner ever had. I have to

0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:22.160
<v Speaker 1>go out of my way to get a picture with

0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 1>that motherfucker. Oh but now y'all are posing. I know

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 1>you're fighting. You are fighting. You're fighting so much right now,

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:31.000
<v Speaker 1>y'all are pissed at each other.

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:33.479
<v Speaker 2>They are pissed the.

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Fun And I think it's like not even like you

0:45:35.560 --> 0:45:37.480
<v Speaker 1>think about it. I think people do it because they're like,

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>all right, like, no, we're not gonna break up, like

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna solidfy that word together and like you're not

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:43.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna go find someone else, Like you're not gonna cheat

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>because everyone knows we're together.

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:49.320
<v Speaker 3>Like photos too, No.

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Not necessarily. I mean like when couple start posting heavily

0:45:52.560 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 1>like pictures of themselves together, like like it's someone who's

0:45:56.719 --> 0:45:59.560
<v Speaker 1>been dating someone, and it's specifically like if they've been

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:01.719
<v Speaker 1>dating for more than a year and they don't really

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:04.720
<v Speaker 1>post each other that much, but now all the sudden

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 1>they're posting the living ship out of each other. It's

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:12.080
<v Speaker 1>like you're cheating. Also, if like he's commenting on all

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 1>her pictures, they thought about it. And that goes for

0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:20.279
<v Speaker 1>honestly any relationship because like, bitch, I don't comment on

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I rarely comment on people ship. If someone's partner is

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 1>commenting on every single post of theirs, they were asked

0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:30.720
<v Speaker 1>to do that, because no human in the right state

0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:35.279
<v Speaker 1>of like mind is doing that by choice. Like, bitch,

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:37.680
<v Speaker 1>you live with you took the photo, you don't have

0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:38.839
<v Speaker 1>anything to say about it.

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I literally live with you.

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, am I commenting on this right now?

0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 2>You're up in the comments.

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like okay, Like that's their friends jobs, Like get

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>out of here. Why are you on this app? But

0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 1>that's just my tape. That's just my hateful, mean spirited tape.

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about how we went to a Jersey Shore

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:10.800
<v Speaker 2>themed party and we got dressed up.

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.840
<v Speaker 1>This is on us though yeah, technically we were supposed

0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:15.960
<v Speaker 1>to be there for the intimate part of it, like

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:19.120
<v Speaker 1>a surprise part of it where it was like, oh cute,

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:22.720
<v Speaker 1>And then we got there like after I had already

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 1>turned into like a public thing because everyone I spoke

0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 1>to was like, no, I didn't see that invite.

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we got an invite to this Jersey Shore

0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:34.719
<v Speaker 2>themed party, and we dressed the fuck up like we

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:37.239
<v Speaker 2>dressed like we were on the show Jersey Shore, like

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 2>the most like disgusting, rancid outfits possible.

0:47:42.239 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't even post my outfit because it's like it's

0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 1>so much.

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a lot, I can post mine, I'll

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 2>post nine, but it was. We went hard as fuck

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 2>and we pulled up to this party and we looked

0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:59.560
<v Speaker 2>through the windows of the front door in the living room,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 2>and it was the most normal, norm core like outfits

0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I'd ever seen in my entire life. Like normally when

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 2>we go out, like people are dressed to fuck up

0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 2>all the fuck up. Everyone was in like the most

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:15.840
<v Speaker 2>norm core outfits I've ever seen. Granted, like the typical

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 2>girls that always come to Sleigh We're slaying, but like

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:22.360
<v Speaker 2>we had different versions of jerseys. Sure for sure like

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:26.240
<v Speaker 2>ours was like literally like go as like white trash

0:48:26.280 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 2>as possible. And they were like, we're gonna be like

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 2>cute Jersey Shore, and.

0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 1>I know in me, I was like, I'm gonna give

0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:35.839
<v Speaker 1>nasty like Snooky just had ten shots and I'm like

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:36.560
<v Speaker 1>stumbling back.

0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes. So we pulled up to this party and literally

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>everyone was looking at us the entire time, and I

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:46.000
<v Speaker 2>was very insecure about it the entire time, and anytime

0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:48.240
<v Speaker 2>I would talk to someone who I'd be like, yeah, also,

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was your jersey. Also I thought this

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 2>was a Jersey Shore themed party. I'm sorry that I

0:48:54.120 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 2>look like this.

0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I literally had to change because I was like, no,

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I brought I brought different clothes because I was like,

0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling I'm going a little too hard.

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:06.280
<v Speaker 1>My whole hole was out. I was showing hole.

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her bronson was showing.

0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 1>My bronson, my boobies, everything was out. And then I

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:12.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, I'm gonna put it all

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the way because you bitches are wearing jeans. So I'm

0:49:16.520 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 1>going to join the jan the Jean parties een teen,

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm going to join the Geners like the

0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Dinners anywady, let's get into media.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait no, no, I'm going to talk about one more thing.

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:39.319
<v Speaker 2>I've been seeing a lot of conversation about, Like I've

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>said this before, but I've seen a lot of conversation

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:47.160
<v Speaker 2>about like, oh, like this person's an NPC, like look

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:50.000
<v Speaker 2>how they dress, Like let's fuck control the NPCs. And

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, literally, what is wrong with that? Like if

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 2>I could be an NPC, it genuinely would be the

0:49:59.120 --> 0:49:59.879
<v Speaker 2>best thing.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to wear a cookie monster hat.

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 2>No, like, no one's making you one for you to

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 2>put that. Well, No, that's what I'm saying. I don't

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:17.279
<v Speaker 2>even make these decisions conscious like whatever consciousness the word consciously,

0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 2>conscious consciously, I don't make these decisions. It just happens.

0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:25.920
<v Speaker 3>That means that you're an NPC. NPCs don't have free will.

0:50:27.400 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Error error error rebooting.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:34.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm really smart. I'm like here, I make

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 1>decisions for myself.

0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:38.919
<v Speaker 2>No, I want all of my I want my life

0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 2>to be predetermined. I don't want to ever have to

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:42.680
<v Speaker 2>make another decision again. I don't want to have to

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 2>decide what I want to eat. I don't want to

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 2>decide how I want to dress.

0:50:45.760 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 1>That's why I eat the same thing every day, because

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:48.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to decide.

0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm doing uniform.

0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Niform.

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start doing uniforms. I always sitting on the

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 2>couch today thinking about it, and I was like, I'm

0:50:57.280 --> 0:51:01.080
<v Speaker 2>fully going to have a uniform. Maybe it's not like

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:04.359
<v Speaker 2>a strict uniform, like the same clothes every single day.

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's like three or four outfits that like I

0:51:08.080 --> 0:51:09.960
<v Speaker 2>love and I love the colors and I love the

0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:12.120
<v Speaker 2>way they fit me, and I just wear those every

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:13.920
<v Speaker 2>three I literally already do that, Like I don't know

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 2>what I like. I literally wear the same thing every day.

0:51:16.840 --> 0:51:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Can it be me?

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I love fashion, I love slaying, I love serving, I

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:23.799
<v Speaker 1>love giving head.

0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh I have two outfits.

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 2>You literally do. Kai has his uniform, and I used

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:32.760
<v Speaker 2>to make is sitting right now.

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 3>He's slaying, relaxing.

0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I used to make fun of Kind for his uniform.

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 2>But then I realized that, like I'm jealous of Kai

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:47.240
<v Speaker 2>for his uniform. You literally have chicken legs, and oh.

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you those are actually my legs.

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're serving girl.

0:51:56.600 --> 0:52:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Leg girly girl, thank you. Yeah, you're literally serving skinny

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:02.279
<v Speaker 2>right now.

0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 3>It's like, actually crazy, honestly, thank you.

0:52:05.360 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I just basically what I was saying is

0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:12.200
<v Speaker 2>shut the fuck up about the shut the fuck up

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:16.040
<v Speaker 2>about the NPCs, because I want to be one and

0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 2>you should.

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 1>You want to be I'm losing it. I'm suppressing so

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:24.680
<v Speaker 1>much emotionally and I'm going to continue.

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 2>All right. My media of the week is Appellation Fiction

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:42.320
<v Speaker 2>by Christian Camaro ca Ammoro Camaro, um Pluto by b York,

0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Anti Matter by any r D, and Everybody Knows by

0:52:48.680 --> 0:52:54.879
<v Speaker 2>any r D featuring Kanye West, Loupe Fiasco, and What's

0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:56.960
<v Speaker 2>the Last I forget the Last guy always so well,

0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter, you all find the song and then

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 2>lee everything and everything everywhere all at once. Class my favorite.

0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I literally immediately got added to my favorites on

0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:21.040
<v Speaker 1>letterbox all right, Simulation Swarm by Big thief Srio Samte

0:53:21.560 --> 0:53:27.120
<v Speaker 1>by Bronco Matahei and Piece by Dave Bigsby or all

0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:31.440
<v Speaker 1>of my audios and also Still Healing by Todd Rundgrin.

0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I think I already said that, oh and No One

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 1>in the World by Locust. But if you put those

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:39.280
<v Speaker 1>songs like Healing first and then no one. They transition

0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>really well into each other. And that's my media of

0:53:42.520 --> 0:53:45.399
<v Speaker 1>the week. And then yeah, everything everywhere, all at once

0:53:45.480 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>is my movie of the week. I can't think of

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:50.560
<v Speaker 1>any other movie I've seen. I don't think I've been I've.

0:53:50.480 --> 0:53:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Been watching a lot of this show called The Good Place,

0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:57.200
<v Speaker 2>and the way I describe it is it's not good,

0:53:59.120 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 2>but it's good brain rot Like it's good to just

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:06.840
<v Speaker 2>lay in bed for four hours and watch like twenty

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:12.080
<v Speaker 2>six episodes and just rot away. But actually I say that,

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 2>but then the season finale for season one like actually

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:18.880
<v Speaker 2>got me. I was like, I was like, damn, this

0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:24.719
<v Speaker 2>shit like literally got me. Like I normally don't get

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't normally get tricked. Yeah, I don't normally get

0:54:28.000 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 2>got or like get tricked, and like I always know

0:54:30.760 --> 0:54:34.400
<v Speaker 2>what's coming next and like movies or shows, but this

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:39.520
<v Speaker 2>got me. But yeah, all right, thank.

0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 1>You guys so much for watching this episode. I hope

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:44.400
<v Speaker 1>you have an awful night and something bad happens.

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:48.319
<v Speaker 2>No j JK, guys.

0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:52.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't wish that it's not recording. Shut the fuck up,

0:54:52.360 --> 0:55:19.319
<v Speaker 1>all right, bye a sh