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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of innercom I.

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Speaker 2: Was gonna say, welcome to this emergency episode of Come

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Speaker 2: Welcome to this emergency episode of Come. Oh, something's different

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Speaker 2: about my wrist.

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Speaker 1: Drew's wearing his eight year old eyewatch Apple Watch.

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Speaker 2: Have you all ever seen one of these? Have you

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Speaker 2: ever used one of these?

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Speaker 1: Literally almost everybody's parent has one.

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Speaker 2: The background is my hairy arm, so it looks like

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Speaker 2: it's blending in with my skin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And also the band is really white, so it

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Speaker 1: is blending really well.

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Speaker 2: Why are you jealous of me and everything I do?

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Speaker 2: I try to give to you so much?

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Speaker 1: What do you give me?

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Speaker 2: My love? And affection? A love an affection?

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Speaker 1: You were thinking that's so crazy because you're singing it's

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Speaker 1: so crazy. I know it's a song and I can't

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Speaker 1: think of it. Is that a Rihanna song? I actually

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: Whar I think it's Rihanna?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's love song by Future and Rihanna. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have something to start the episode with. It's a little anthem.

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Speaker 1: Next time you're at school, rebel? Yes, wait, you one

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Speaker 1: of the kids who like refused to stand for the

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Speaker 1: pledge of Allegiance. No, I was I was so annoying.

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Speaker 1: I'm not standing. I'm literally not standing for the flag.

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Speaker 2: We would get in so much trouble if we didn't

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Speaker 2: pledge allegiance to the Texas flag.

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Speaker 1: Really, we didn't even have the Florida flag. It was

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Speaker 1: just the flag, and I was like, why are we

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Speaker 1: still doing this?

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Speaker 2: It's such a weird like propaganda thing that Texas does

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Speaker 2: because they're like, we're gonna seed from the nation. They're

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Speaker 2: always threatening. I'm like, please go.

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Speaker 1: Please imagine needing your passport to go to Texas? Is

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Speaker 1: that how that would work?

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Speaker 2: I actually don't know, Like I don't think anybody knows,

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Speaker 2: and that's why it would never happen.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's actually committed to it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, committed to the sleigh Put.

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Speaker 1: Your right hand? Is it right or left? This is

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Speaker 1: my right hand, over your boobe.

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Speaker 2: Over your heart?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh slay can use sir by the boots early week?

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Speaker 1: What's so proudly weeper by the Twilight's Least Giving? I

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Speaker 1: was trying to think of more, but that's what that's got.

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Speaker 2: The Twilight's Last Giving is giving.

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Speaker 1: Who's broad shoulders and slave who sailst You all need

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Speaker 1: to calm down. In the common space because someone was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I have.

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Speaker 2: Broad shoulders too broad shoulders.

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Speaker 1: Gang. Yeah, she was like, I've never said that about myself. Like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, So that's our national anthem, that's Amergency

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Speaker 1: indercomm national anthem.

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Speaker 2: Oh slick, can you say?

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Speaker 1: So? Drew as burnt as balls.

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Speaker 2: I literally did not mean to get sunburned. I was like,

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Speaker 2: the UV index is eight point five, which is like

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Speaker 2: very high. But I was like, oh, I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to get burnt, Like, there's no way I get burnt,

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Speaker 2: my stubborn ass, and I am literally charged to a

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Speaker 2: fucking cris.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you are really red. Your Your right arm is

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Speaker 1: definitely going to peel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's already peeling, like it's already. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's already going, but it doesn't hurt yet, but.

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Speaker 1: It definitely tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It definitely. Like I like touching it because you can

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Speaker 2: see like the fingerprints in it.

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Speaker 1: It's like the little thermal toy they we have kids.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, your right side of your body

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Speaker 1: is burnt. The red set of my body.

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Speaker 2: Still smells like you.

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Speaker 1: We both said something, but yeah, it's because we went

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Speaker 1: to Devon's house. Today.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have y'all ever heard of her missus Carls. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's the way.

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Speaker 1: Have y'all been in to her house?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Probably not, y'all definitely have we go and we

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Speaker 2: have a key, We hang out.

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Speaker 1: We go, we open the fridge, we grab Devin.

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Speaker 2: If you hear this, I'm so sorry for stealing all

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Speaker 2: your drinks. I got into the car immediately and it

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Speaker 2: was like I took a lot of.

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Speaker 1: Drinks immediately, named like three things we were insecure about.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I should not have done that, but

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Speaker 2: I drank every single drop except for the fucking AUNIEMI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that, you know, the energy drink? Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: Energy drinks just like, unless it's Red Bull, they don't

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Speaker 1: taste very good because all of them are trying to

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Speaker 1: be too sweet. They're trying to be something that they're not.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, no, this isn't juice. This is acid

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Speaker 1: that's going to burn my liver and do what you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to do and burn my.

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Speaker 2: Inside and give me energy. So like I don't even

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Speaker 2: really care about the flavor, but give me hart palpitations,

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Speaker 2: red Bull, Red Bull, I have a genius idea for you,

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Speaker 2: non caffeinated red Bull exactly. Without the caffeine, I would

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Speaker 2: be able.

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Speaker 3: To drink it.

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Speaker 1: You can't have caffeine anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so figure that out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I have a lot of things. You need to

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Speaker 1: go see like a psychologist and get your brain. Like, like,

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Speaker 1: he's convinced he can't have red onions, Like he's convinced, Like, no,

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Speaker 1: he has issues because he doesn't have like a real meal, like.

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Speaker 2: Gummies are a real meal.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what I did with the gummies we had?

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Speaker 2: You did not? No, I didn't throw them a Oh okay,

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Speaker 2: what'd you do?

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Speaker 1: I put them in the freezer.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but Yourew's convinced.

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Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh this this is bad for me.

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Speaker 1: This is bad for me. I'm like, no, girl, Like

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Speaker 1: you just don't eat. So every time you eat your

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Speaker 1: somethach is like what is happening? Or you don't eat

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Speaker 1: like real meals. You like scavenge around the house. You

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Speaker 1: eat like crackers, cheese and meats that you find. Then

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Speaker 1: you have gummies. Then you have like something red to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I think I'm gonna try to

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Speaker 2: eat blue for the next week because I did red

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Speaker 2: or maybe orange because I feel like it's a little

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Speaker 2: yellow is really easy. I could easily eat yellow for

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Speaker 2: a week. Maybe that's a little YouTube series, eating yellow

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Speaker 2: for a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like mister Beast Like, that's like mister Bee's.

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Speaker 2: Challenge, mister beasts challenge. Well, I have a little surprise

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Speaker 2: for everybody. Me included or do Yeah, oh, you're included

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Speaker 2: for literally everybody. Kai are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he got a purse.

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Speaker 2: Oh damn, that didn't sound good. Yeah. Wait, do y'all

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Speaker 2: still use air pods?

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Speaker 1: Or I actually have rarely been an AirPod.

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Speaker 2: Confused because I actually don't even know what that is

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Speaker 2: anymore because I have Wait, those are.

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Speaker 1: Air pods, like you do know what they are?

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Speaker 2: They're Maxes because I have the ones that go over

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Speaker 2: your ears, not inside your ears.

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Speaker 1: I have plenty of headphones that go over my ears,

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Speaker 1: but these are the AirPods Maxes. Oh but I don't

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Speaker 1: believe in wireless headphones. So that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you sound mad. Everybody watching sounds pissed too. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: just just why do you still have air pods?

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Speaker 3: I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I just said I don't use air pods, and you

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Speaker 2: I'm saying to them, Oh, okay, yeah, it's because it's

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Speaker 2: kind of just like like, these are superior.

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Speaker 1: Are you poverty shaming right now?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Get your money up, get your bed up, get you

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Speaker 2: a pair of these. Let me tell you, we were.

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Speaker 1: Literally laughing at you, because yeah, that's going to be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Wait now when I travel and go

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Speaker 1: on planes, people can be like, oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: guy has money, and we're gonna be like no, because

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be sitting in economy with everyone else.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you spend the money you spent on these?

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Speaker 1: Should have allocated your funds like more intelligently, because you're

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Speaker 1: literally can't go back right now like the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's right, But I'm happy. I'm happy and

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Speaker 2: that's all that matters. And they have there not happy girl.

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Speaker 2: I know it's really bad. The demons are winning. The

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Speaker 2: demons are literally winning. You said they have the clairvoyant Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they have the clairvoyance mode.

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Speaker 1: What What the fuck does that mean? That's the word

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Speaker 1: you just made up?

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Speaker 2: I can hear ghosts?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Also an update on the ghost story, we revisited

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Speaker 1: the theater yesterday. But I think because we were with Jester,

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Speaker 1: the spirit didn't come to us.

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Speaker 2: They didn't want to show face. They weren't serving face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think they just got nervous because we

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Speaker 1: midnight viewing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think a doola midnight viewing. Maybe we

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Speaker 2: go see everything everywhere all at once again, because that

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Speaker 2: was the best movie I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: In my entire life, genuinely, like so not exaggerating, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe when I see shit like that,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you had to have been on meth

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Speaker 1: when you wrote that. Ye, no other way, Like.

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Speaker 2: I just without spoiling anything, because it is a movie

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Speaker 2: that if you go into it completely blind, it it

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Speaker 2: is so insane, insane like it. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: you conceptualize that. I don't know how like you film that,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you go back to watching regular

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Speaker 2: movies after watching that, because like it was so revolutionary,

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Speaker 2: that like revolutionary, so like cinema will forever be changed,

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Speaker 2: It will forever never be the same.

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Speaker 1: Forever and never be the same. Okay. Yeah, I honestly

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Speaker 1: like I don't even have like a good take on

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Speaker 1: it because it just actually left me speechless, like so

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Speaker 1: many times, Like my mouth was just wide open watching

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't believe it. And I found myself like laughing,

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Speaker 1: not even at the funny parts, but just laughing because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't believe someone just made this, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: someone literally had all these thoughts somehow translated it onto

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Speaker 1: paper and then onto video image and it's like translating

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Speaker 1: well real, especially because I've got a lot of those

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Speaker 1: jokes like I feel like would read like not that

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Speaker 1: funny and then on tween are really funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there were like points in the movie where like

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Speaker 2: me and Enya would just like look at each other

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Speaker 2: and be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like like

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Speaker 2: there you actually like were able to do that, Like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it was like really really sick.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, Kay's literally scaring me because he's just

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Speaker 1: holding his phone in front of the camera but not

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Speaker 1: in the viewfinder.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was using the reflection to see if it

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Speaker 3: was recording. I want to see if there's a way

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Speaker 3: for me to make sure that.

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Speaker 1: You're literally bored as ship right there, You're so bored

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Speaker 1: and you're not listening to us anymore. But yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Say that, you don't think about what I was about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants you. No. I I could literally have

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Speaker 2: shave all my.

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Speaker 1: Oh I have to show y'all the.

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Speaker 2: Sad pictures had No, I haven't even seen them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It literally looks like I like have justin bieber dreads.

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Speaker 2: My hair is madded. I look like one of those

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Speaker 2: Why am I actually serving though?

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Speaker 1: Like low key, you're serving like extreme stench, extreme body odor?

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Speaker 2: Like wait, like I like, let me see the live again.

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Speaker 2: When I turned around, I look good. Actually, you know

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Speaker 1: Video looks like Devin One inside person.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I arose out of the water, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Are you being paid? Is this like paid? Like do

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Speaker 3: Do you have advanced hearing on right now?

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Speaker 2: The clairvoyance mode?

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Speaker 2: I can hear everything. Really, I can hear, y'all. I

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Speaker 2: A girl, if only you could hear what I.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Hear Can you hear that little fart that I just made?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I heard like something, but I thought it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. Weird as fuck. I think we

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Speaker 2: But I have chlorine curls right now. I didn't even

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Speaker 2: But it's on purpose. What mother.

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Speaker 1: That's like? That's yours ongoing dig? Is he like he

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Speaker 2: Because everything they say literally.

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Speaker 1: Because that's how you describe it. You're like, no, I

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Speaker 2: I'm a liar and I lie to myself and I

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Speaker 2: don't know what it's true anymore. But we are so

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Speaker 2: which we have been. But we went to this party

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Speaker 1: Fucking famous popular.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically actually the problem that.

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Speaker 1: We're finding is like we're so popular, so when we

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Speaker 2: It's your favorite celebrities, it's your favorite come with me, Come.

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Speaker 1: With me, take a shot with me, please, please please, Like,

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Speaker 1: I just want to share a moment with you, like

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Speaker 2: It and then what you're gonna pass away soon?

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Speaker 1: No, they're saying that to us. We're both it's like,

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Speaker 2: This is look like I'm crying, but I have tears

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Speaker 2: welling up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they went away.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so we walked into these parties, this party

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Speaker 3: Come take a shot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like an open bar, so we

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Speaker 1: if I'm like, I don't know, I'm just like, I

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Speaker 2: Nothing at all, like literally not even a drop.

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Speaker 1: So I guess, yeah, someone could argue with me, but

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, bitch, like I'm the only one Cokehuran

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Speaker 2: Like I'm mass viewing. It's happening. When we go to

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Speaker 2: we work on each other. I get a boner, but we.

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Speaker 1: Get a boner when I like, yeah from me, no, just.

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Speaker 3: Watching, don't talk to me.

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Speaker 2: I do get a bony bone. Uh, But now I watch.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm viewing and I see everything, and I see

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Speaker 2: and I see you. It's crazy. I just know that

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Speaker 1: Making me really horny. What like all the people I see?

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Speaker 1: Oh this is an update. So recently, I've been doing

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Speaker 1: with like raving reviews. They're like, it's so soft, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my holes because I've been sanding them down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do feel nice and smooth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like almost it's giving like a

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Speaker 2: It's true. They're they're like, if you've ever done LSD

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Speaker 1: And and I don't just mean like my member hole,

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Speaker 2: What the fuck? But we're still so okay. The craziest part.

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00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 3: That is the craziest you've ever said on this podcast.

443
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: That was fucked up?

444
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,679
Speaker 2: What y'all are literally tweaking the fuck out And I

445
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 2: didn't even say anything like that's the craziest part. Rewind

446
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 2: it back, it says, I love and and Kai and

447
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 2: y'all are saying that I am crazy for saying that.

448
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: I did not say anything bad.

449
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 3: No, it was cool. I liked it. Thank you.

450
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: We didn't even say what you said was bad. We

451
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: were just like astonished by your comedic to Okay, So

452
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: did you actually not say anything? You're not that funny?

453
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: No, I said a lot of shit. I'm really funny. No, no, No.

454
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: The thing is is that we broke our TikTok sobriety though.

455
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: That's the craziest part I know.

456
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 1: But the thing is people were like, what the hell,

457
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: what the hell? I'm trying to get it back. If

458
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: you see me doing an apps soon.

459
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 2: Do not like just let me live.

460
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't really use the app still, like sometimes I

461
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 1: catch myself using it and I'm like, oh my god,

462
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: this is really endless like doom scolding and it's so

463
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: fucking scary. But my screen time on it is still

464
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: like not as crazy. But I was thinking today, I

465
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna redelete.

466
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 2: It because I'm racking up screen time, like it's literally

467
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 2: like I never left my life like I opened it,

468
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 2: and for like two days I was like fuck this,

469
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 2: like I'm over it, like it doesn't do anything for

470
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: me anymore. And then by day three, I was literally

471
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 2: using it like six hours a day again, and I'm

472
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: like I need to But it's it's even worse now

473
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 2: because I don't use it all day. I just sit

474
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: in bed till like four am and scroll.

475
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: I use it at night the most, but like when

476
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my bath to Philip, that's when I'll

477
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: be using it because I'm like, I'm not gonna start

478
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: my movie outside of the bath. I'm gonna find my

479
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: movie in the bath, Like come on, I'm not a psychopath.

480
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: So I do use to talk on the toilet, yeah.

481
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 2: But like who you know, No, I can't give the

482
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: secret away. I can't and don't. Yeah, Like I'm literally

483
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: out of you so bad, I'm living. No, that's the

484
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 2: thing is, I don't even want you to.

485
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: I've gotten so good at that. Drew used to always

486
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: be like, oh, like about to say something, and I

487
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: would claw for it because I'd be like, you don't

488
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: get to do that. And now I literally don't give

489
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: a fuck, Like He'll go to say something and I'm like, yeah,

490
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: you don't have to share that if you don't want to,

491
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: and I just keep it pushing and I literally like,

492
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: don't ask another question.

493
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: And I do the same to you and you don't

494
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: even realize it.

495
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: No, but I say what I mean in a different way.

496
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like why I manipulate you in a different way.

497
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: The thing is, I just like denounce you being able

498
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: to manipulate me, so you want it to double down

499
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: and say that you do manipulate me.

500
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I have my ways.

501
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,959
Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to hit you so fucking hard, like

502
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: I want to smack the chef. I want to hit

503
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: you so hard your head hicks.

504
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: The wall behind you and everything all at once referenced.

505
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 1: Nice, Well, this is something I wrote down is my

506
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: favorite thing is when a random civilians TikTok goes viral

507
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: when you go to the comments and they're replying to

508
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: things like you go sis, and because they have no

509
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: grasp of the Internet, they're saying things like I'm a boy,

510
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: you getting mad for no reason, like like you know,

511
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: when like someone random, like I'm trying to think it'll

512
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: be like a girl goes viral, like a really normal,

513
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: average girl who obviously doesn't use the Internet that much.

514
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 2: Or let's use a guy.

515
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, like let's just use a guy for example, and

516
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 1: like he like got really viral for something, and then

517
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: like them not understanding the way people on the Internet talk,

518
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: so taking all of the comm it's like really to heart,

519
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: like if someone being like you go sis and then

520
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: being like, I'm literally a boy, don't say that shit

521
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: to me, like not realizing that it's not like a

522
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: sissy like you're such a like girly like boy like

523
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: him reading it as like I'm literally a fucking man,

524
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 1: like I love Warner reply.

525
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: Femininity.

526
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm just being like offended by comments in general.

527
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: I can't think of like good examples, but it's just

528
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: like it'll be like an older lady who's like thing

529
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: goes viral and someone's like you ate, and she's like,

530
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: don't say that to me, Like just like not understanding

531
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: what that means.

532
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: What do you mean I hate? Do I look fat?

533
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean I hate? I ate? Well, I'm

534
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: literally not eating in this video, like cobbling me alone.

535
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: Like it's just like it's so human, like we should

536
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: not be having that many people talk to us who

537
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: we don't understand.

538
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like lingo has gone so far, like

539
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: actually like like thinking about it, like I at this point,

540
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what slaveh means, Like like I don't

541
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: know what it means. It means everything and nothing at once.

542
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: It's like the craziest thing ever. I use it like

543
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 2: in so many different ways, like a like if I

544
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: said slagh to my dad, I think his brain would melt,

545
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,719
Speaker 2: Like I think he would actually like have an aneurysm

546
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: and like explode and die.

547
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: If we sang the national anthem the way we just

548
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: did to Pilgrims, they would like melt.

549
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: Would if we said that in front of a Republican

550
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: they would melt. They would actually melt the way What

551
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: the fuck did I mean not in my country. Let's

552
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: talk about coyote survival situation. So we were on a hike,

553
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: me and and you are in our hi hi.

554
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: Just an example, me and you should not be in

555
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: a dangerous event together, like we do not exactly.

556
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: No, we're not compatible at all in survival situations. But

557
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: also we got me and you have been in our

558
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: hike area. Yeah, we've been hiking. Like I'm sure you

559
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: can tell. We're like a little more fit.

560
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: Like we're just tall and we're sexy.

561
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: We're a little more tan. We're feeling good where we've

562
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: got our endorphins going. It's really nice. But on the

563
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: hikes we go to we go into like the canyons

564
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: and like into the mountains of La and there's always

565
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: going to be like a coyote out there because like

566
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: that's literally where they live, Like we forced them off

567
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: their habitat. They had to move to the hills. It's

568
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: really sad. But there was a we were walking, we

569
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 2: were walking a moment for the coyotes because I feel

570
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: bad for them. They're misunderstood and even I misunderstanding. But

571
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 2: we were walking down to the hike and there was

572
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 2: a coyote crossing in front of us. We wouldn't have

573
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 2: even known it was there had a car not honked,

574
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: but we were walking honked. Yeah, we turned around. Yeah,

575
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: we turned around and looked, and this coyote was literally

576
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 2: staring at us like it was going to try to

577
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 2: kill us. It was like the scariest thing I've ever seen.

578
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: I got a video of it, well and insert it,

579
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 2: But it was the way.

580
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: It went was just funny because like I turned and

581
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: I looked back when the car honked, and Drew turned

582
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: and then turned back and I looked back, and I

583
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think he honked because there's like

584
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: a coyote right there. Like, there's just a coyote behind us.

585
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: So we kept walking and then Drew like I don't.

586
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: I think you just didn't process what I said. And

587
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: then you just like looked.

588
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: Back and like, no, no, it's not that I didn't

589
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 2: process that you said, it's a coyote. I looked back

590
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 2: and saw it was a coyote, and then I was

591
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: like no, that Like literally I was just so in

592
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 2: shock and in fear that I was like that it

593
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: was going to attack us, that I wasn't listening to

594
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: anything but insteade of my internal monologue and I was

595
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: like I looked and I was like, oh, that's a coyote.

596
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: And then you were like, yeah, it's a coyote. And

597
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: then I looked back and I was like, oh my god,

598
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: that's a coyote. And you were like I know. And

599
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: I was literally like.

600
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: Dude, you was going into pure panic and like I

601
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: was like, I like, I didn't even realize it because

602
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I was more annoyed because I was like,

603
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: it was a fucking coyote, Like why are we going

604
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: like why are we both repeating this to each other?

605
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: I know it's a coyote. And then he was just like,

606
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, and like he started like kind of

607
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: like listing off his fear and being like, no, it's

608
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: literally following us. And I was like, I know, but

609
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: it's a kite. It's just a coyote.

610
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: Like I don't like but in the video, in the video,

611
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: it literally is staring through my soul and it literally

612
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: wants my sweet supple skin. It wants to eat me,

613
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: it wants your electric touch, It literally wants my electric

614
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: feel like that's the thing. It wants, my little honey bee.

615
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: But basically, I have no fear and I don't see.

616
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: That's just the thing about me. I've said it like

617
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: a million times, like I know how I'm gonna die,

618
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: and that's just not it coyote.

619
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: But like us in like a real survival situation, I

620
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: think we've like dabbled on this subject. But like it

621
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: would not be good.

622
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: No, it would would. I would get annoyed.

623
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be like it would not it would

624
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: not be good because I and also like we just

625
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: can't like handle each other like getting directions because we

626
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: both want to like lead. So like if you told

627
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: me to do something, I'd be like fuck off, like

628
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go do this, and then I'd literally go

629
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: and cut my foot open and get like gang Green

630
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: have to cut my foot.

631
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, like I know, in a

632
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: survival like situation, realistically, I feel like I would be

633
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,479
Speaker 1: more fit in terms of like building shelter and like

634
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: getting food, and like.

635
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: I could build a shelter and get some food. But

636
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: I think you telling me to go get food, I

637
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: would be like fucking damn it, like I was just

638
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: about to go get the food. It's like when your

639
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: mom used to tell you, like go do the dishes

640
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 2: and I was literally like washing them already.

641
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: I think I would slay, But the thing is like

642
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: I would just I would not try. I'd be like

643
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: all right, cool, like yeah, like do.

644
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: You actually want to live in an apocalyptic situation? Think

645
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: about not at all?

646
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: Think I'm like listen, like humans already went past the

647
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: caveman era, like I'm in my sleigh era. Like I

648
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: don't want to have to go like find berries that

649
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: won't kill me. I want to go to Airwan and

650
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: get some price berries that will taste like dirt.

651
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: Like That's exactly that's the vibe.

652
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: And I'm not doing the post apocalyptic shit like I really,

653
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: like all of us have been saying, like the world

654
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: is going to end in like two three years. Yeah,

655
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: Like like I genuinely like am kind of starting to

656
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: blame that I myself for absolute doom. And I'm always like, Okay,

657
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Like I guess I have

658
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: to say about all my friends and give them one

659
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: last kiss and like drive to Miami to be with

660
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: my family while the world ends, which is like so

661
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: annoying because like I want to like girls.

662
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, we that's like been our motto recently, is

663
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: like if I'm like I don't want to go out

664
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: or if I don't want to see people or like

665
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: hang out with people that like I do love, but

666
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm just in my anti social era. I'm like literally

667
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 2: like fuck it, like the world's ending in three years, Like.

668
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: Let's just have to get it out now.

669
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just like hang out because like we're not

670
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: gonna be alive in.

671
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: And I'm not finding to the death with you bitches

672
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: like y'all want to live so bad for what, Like

673
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: I literally like it's not like for what, Like no,

674
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm literally I'm not fighting over food, Like

675
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: I'll be damned that too much pride. I'm like, oh

676
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing.

677
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: I'm not running after a deer. That's embarrassing.

678
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: Like that's so embarrassing. Like people lining up at the

679
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 1: gas station because there's no more oil being imported and

680
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: like they're fighting to death over gasoline. No bye, by

681
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: a chance. I'm like, if I don't get gifted it,

682
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm not getting it. Like just if someone isn't like

683
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: thinking about me at the gas station is like, oh,

684
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give any some gas because like she's gonna

685
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: need to like this to cook her food for the

686
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: next like two days. I guess I'm not in because

687
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, Like I'm literally not. I would

688
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: rather drill a hole to the middle of the fucking

689
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: earth for my own oil before I go fight with

690
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: you bitches at the gas station over some gas.

691
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: Like actually, it's it's humiliating surviving actually, like surviving and

692
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: being alive is just like perpetually embarrassing, like just like

693
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: it is, oh my god, Like just existing is embarrassing. Also,

694
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: like dating, like having a significant other is like actually

695
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: so humiliating, like I couldn't imagine.

696
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: It forever and ever, and I just want someone needs

697
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: to marry me right now.

698
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: Wife for up. She's taking applications. Where's my come tribute?

699
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: I know last week and I haven't seen ship.

700
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 2: I have not gotten a contribute.

701
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: I haven't looked it up.

702
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: But you'll you'll do my com tribute.

703
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 3: I mean, if nobody's stepped.

704
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: Up, honestly, thank you. That's what I need in my life.

705
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: People to step up and give me come tributes. That's

706
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: what I need. I'll take a cream team, I'll take

707
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: a squirt tribute.

708
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: Can we actually passe? Because I'm next time boyfriend.

709
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really sorry, You're sorry. Sorry, I am sorry.

710
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: Please don't.

711
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 2: That was the hottest ship I've ever seen it. I

712
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: was like, that was you know, I don't even just

713
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: happy to hit someone for me. I don't give a

714
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: fuck because I'll go to joke with you. Oh no,

715
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: don't talk to my girl. Don't talk to my girl

716
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 2: like that. Don't. That's what it is is you're talking

717
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: to my girlfriend like that. It's like, really, suspect I didn't.

718
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: Even know the fucking slut ass homewrecker for what?

719
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: Like, I have like a bunch of notes, if I

720
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: should just go through them? Okay, Actually, this is just

721
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 2: something that I actually do want to address. How good

722
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 2: fingernails taste and the smell after you bite your fingernail off,

723
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: like the things you.

724
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: Always say that, But after I go into like a

725
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: biting frenzy, I'm really disgusted with myself, Like I don't.

726
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: I have practiced such self control with my nails recently

727
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: that I am able to literally let them grow for

728
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 2: two weeks, three weeks at a time, and then I

729
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: just get a big fucking snack at the end of

730
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 2: the three weeks, and I just gnaw them off and

731
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 2: then I let them grow for three more weeks.

732
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: Well, if anybody knows me, I know that I've always

733
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: been a nail bier. That's disgusting, by the way, but

734
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: they know that I've always been a nail biter.

735
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: It's like eating.

736
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: I haven't been biting my nails. I'm also going to

737
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: show you all my nails, and I know you but

738
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: just gonna copy me. So let's just put it out

739
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: right now. Like I have the sauce, I have the sleigh,

740
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: I have to serve. Like fine, I'll show you my

741
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: nails whatever, like, go ahead, copy me, copycat as bitch

742
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: mean when I'm doing my job in influencing, I don't know.

743
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 2: Why don't we just take a photo and then insert

744
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: a photo?

745
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: They look pretty right now, My nails are beautiful, like

746
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: I do you see?

747
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 3: Is that? Jesus? That's cute?

748
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: Jesus, Mary, Mother, Mary, Mama.

749
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Well no, I'm telling you you should gnaw them off

750
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: and just get a taste, get a taste of just

751
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: doing it, and then like practice self control after and

752
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 2: then just let them grow out and then you get it.

753
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 2: Like it's like kind of infinite food if you think

754
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: about it.

755
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: No, because you know what the thing is. I think

756
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: we bite our nails in different ways, like we buy

757
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: our nails in different ways. Like mine is like really gnarly,

758
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: like I go in in like a very destructive and

759
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 1: hurtful way. You know who talked about it is fuck

760
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: what is her real name? Miranda Sing's like real name,

761
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: I don't know Miranda Sings.

762
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 2: That's on her birth certificate, Amanda Byn.

763
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: But she has a really good video where she talks

764
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: about it, like there's like a thing. Also, sorry, I

765
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: just have to address this. I finally hit a million

766
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 1: subscribers on fucking YouTube, like, which isn't like I don't

767
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: feel good about because I was stuck at nine to

768
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: ninety four k for literally two years. So like I

769
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: think a bunch of bots attacked my account, or maybe

770
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: like people from the podcast who found my account went

771
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 1: and followed my account. But I finally hit a million,

772
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: and like I just got to text congrats from our

773
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: manager being like congrats, but I'm like, girl, give me

774
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: flowers don't like about me and me being like can

775
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: you do something? As if they don't like bust their

776
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: ass for us, I'm like, can you get me flowers?

777
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: Really ungrateful of me, Thank you guys. But I like

778
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: she was talking about how she has the thing where

779
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: she will like scratch at her skin. I don't have

780
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 1: it as bad.

781
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: As I used to. I used to eat. I do

782
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: not remember my hands. I used to be so humiliated

783
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: getting out of the bathroom shower because it like I

784
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 2: would eat the skin around my nails, all the way

785
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: up the side of my nail, and it was on

786
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: all of them and they would like swell up when

787
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: it prunes and like that, and I would go even

788
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 2: harder than and just eat all that, yes, and like

789
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: it was so gnarly. It got to the point this

790
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: is why I stopped binding my nails and eating the

791
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: skin around my fucking fingers. It's like it's really gnarly

792
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: engross and I know it's like sounds kind of funny,

793
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: but it was so debilitating, actually liked and like it

794
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 2: was to the like I remember like in fucking uh,

795
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 2: like fifth grade, like I was on baseball and like

796
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: I like would I would take the glove off of

797
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: my hand and just start gnawing at the skin because

798
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 2: it was like an anxiety. It was. It wasn't like

799
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: I could control it either, but I know what you're

800
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: talking about. And it got so bad that like even

801
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: like up until like like a year and a half ago.

802
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how I fixed it for people who

803
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 2: have it. But it got so bad that I moved

804
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 2: to like the skin on the underneath of my big toe,

805
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 2: do you remember that? And I would peel the skin

806
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: off the bottom of my toe. It was gnarthy and

807
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: it was pure anxiety. When I was like in my

808
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 2: most anxious like state, I would literally rip the skin

809
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: off of my big toe, like the bottom of it,

810
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 2: and like it would hurt to walk and shit, and

811
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: it was really gross and embarrassing. But the way I

812
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 2: stopped it was gel nail polish. I literally just put

813
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: I put like when I had the gel nails and

814
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 2: like the acrylics on, Like I couldn't like bite the

815
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 2: skin and I couldn't like rip my nails off. So

816
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: like that's literally how I cured it, which just wasn't

817
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't able to buy it.

818
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime I go back into a phase of biting

819
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: my nails, I'll get like long acrylics. But putting on

820
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: jail polish is the only way I don't buy my

821
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,959
Speaker 1: nails because I'm just like, oh, I have this nail polish,

822
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: because if it's regular nail polish, I will literally eat

823
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: that nail polish. Like it doesn't stop me. Like I've

824
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: ingested probably like a bottle and a half worth of

825
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: like real nail polish from trying to stop myself. But

826
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: I'm the same way, like I literally yesterday we were

827
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: watching the movie, I like fully got into a fit

828
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: of it and I pulled, and I'm just it's literally

829
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: when my brain is off, like I kind of just

830
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: start going at it and like I will not stop.

831
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: It's like I will have like almost my whole hand

832
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: in my mouth at some point, just like eating my

833
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: shit up. And it's like now it's just the skin

834
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: around my finger and not my nails, and like it hurts,

835
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: like yeah, like if you like it's kind of a

836
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: lot of my nails, like a lot of them have

837
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: like deep cuts from like me just like yeah, ripping.

838
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: I permanently changed like the shapes of my fingers forever

839
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: by biting all the skin off. But it would like

840
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: I would buy it them until like they bled, yeah,

841
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 2: And I would like when.

842
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: You when you bite the nail too low and then

843
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: it's like all like the raw skin under.

844
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: The nails, like right here, it would like be like

845
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: literally gushing blood and then it would get like infected

846
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 2: and like I would like it would just hurt so bad.

847
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it still happens to me pretty odd.

848
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 2: It's like pure anxiety. I think, like it's like an

849
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 2: anxiety thing, and then like it's like literally like a disorder,

850
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 2: like it's called something.

851
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: Because I used to also do that to my face,

852
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: like when I was like breaking out a law. I

853
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: would like sit in bed and like if I had

854
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: no makeup on. That's also one of the reasons that

855
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: even when I had acne, I always had to put

856
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: makeup on because if I didn't, I would pick up

857
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: my face. A lot of my like acne scars and

858
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: stuff are literally from me just like sitting and scratching

859
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: at my acne and I would like it would literally

860
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: I would scratch it until it felt flat. But obviously

861
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: that's not how that works. So I would just like

862
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: scratch at my skin forever. And I have so many

863
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: pictures on my face like really like puffy and red

864
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: from me just like scratching at it because I would

865
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: I even think about doing it. I would just be

866
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: sitting watching something and then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,

867
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: my face really itches because I have acne right now,

868
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 1: and I would just scratch at it, and then like

869
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: also when it would scab up, I would always like

870
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: peel and scratch at it because I didn't like.

871
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: The feeling of you were just addicted to meth and heroine.

872
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: It's called ther matophasia. It's a body for body focused

873
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: repetitive behavior. It goes beyond just nailbiding or occasional chewing

874
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: on the finger. It's not a habit or a take put,

875
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 2: rather a disorder. Damn. So we are literally neurodivergent, I know,

876
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: but literally.

877
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh. It was actually also so embarrassing because in all

878
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: of my relationships is.

879
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: Their metaphysia a mental illness. It is a mental disorder

880
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: order related to obsessive compulsive disorder.

881
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: A lot of my it was so embarrassing because a

882
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: lot of my partners would be like and like people

883
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: just like who I had relationships with would be like

884
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: always trying to stop me, and it would just like

885
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: make me really angry too, because I'm like, dude, I'm

886
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: not doing this because I want to be doing this

887
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: like I literally can't, Like I'm not. It's not like

888
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: you're telling me to stop and then I'm like, oh,

889
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: fuck them, I'm gonna keep going. It's literally like someone

890
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: can like pull my hand out of my mouth and

891
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: before I know it, like I don't even think about it,

892
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: like it's back in my mouth, like and that's like

893
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: always been, especially when I drive, Like when I drive,

894
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: I'm always like if I'm in traffic, I'm just like

895
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: eating my hands.

896
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 3: Why don't you It's just be normal, I'm not.

897
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 1: That's a good take, honestly.

898
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, you're right, maybe we should just try that.

899
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: I mean I actually genuinely like I've gotten to a.

900
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 1: Good place with it. I don't do it as crazy.

901
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: Like I like don't anymore. It's like the craziest thing

902
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: ever I've got. Like maybe there's like one like when

903
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: like shit gets really hot, like recently, I've been like

904
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: picking out like this part of my finger, like you

905
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: can kind of see it happening, just because I have

906
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 2: so much fucking bullshit going on. But like other than that,

907
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: like I've completely stopped, which is so sick.

908
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't do it as

909
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: much anymore. But that's also one of the other reasons

910
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: I deleted TikTok was because I would like be doom

911
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: scrolling and stuck, and I think I would get anxious

912
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: because I'd be like, dude, I'm wasting so much time

913
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: sitting on my phone, but I couldn't get away from

914
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: my phone, so I'd be biting the fuck out of

915
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: my nails and then it would make my hands really clammy,

916
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: and I would just get bor anxious because I'm like, fuck,

917
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm like so stuck in the sloop right now, and

918
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: I'd buy my nails even more, and then I would

919
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: feel like shit because I'm like, oh my god, Like

920
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: my mouth, like I do it so badly. Sometimes my

921
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: mouth feels like weird. Have you ever had that? Like

922
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I've done it so badly that like my mouth is

923
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: like tired from biting, like my skin, and my mouth

924
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: doesn't get tired easily. Like I'm sure you all know

925
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: about my goal whatever, whatever, we don't have to get

926
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: into it.

927
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: She wants to kill a person by giving them head, which.

928
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Is like you can only dream. It's honestly a dream.

929
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: It's not even a cold, Like I don't know if

930
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 1: I want.

931
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: To get to it. What do you think about this?

932
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: Take?

933
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: Having Instagram is literally cheating on your partner, Like if

934
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 2: you have Instagram, yes, yeah, Like, if you have Instagram,

935
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: you're cheating on your significant other.

936
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, why are you replying to stories right now?

937
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why are you posting yourself Like? Who do you see?

938
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: Literally? Who do you want to be seen by? So badly?

939
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: When I'm right fucking here, motherfucker.

940
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: It just makes sense. It just makes no sense. I

941
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 2: genuinely think it's cheating.

942
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's my cheating. You know the thing on

943
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: like it was a thing on TikTok where I was like,

944
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: is it cheating or not cheating? Like it was like

945
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: the thing that you consider cheating or not cheating. It's

946
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: like taking a selfie, posting a selfie cheating main no

947
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: story selfie main posting.

948
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: Selfie cheating, cheater cheat, that's literally cheater behavior. Yeah, Like

949
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: if they're not posting pictures of us, then they're cheating.

950
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: Literally post me. I've never been into that though. That's embarrassing,

951
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: like being posted by a significant other. Really, it can

952
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: be cute when it's like done casually and randomly, but

953
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: when it's like like I'm like, y'all are fighting. That's

954
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: that's the truth. Start really going in on posting each other.

955
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: They're fighting, They're fully fighting.

956
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: That this is so weird that you brought this up

957
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 2: because I literally thought about this like two days ago

958
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 2: because I was looking at like a bunch of like locals,

959
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 2: like like a couple pictures or whatever, and I was

960
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: just like, these are so weird and like framed and

961
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: like professionally shot. I'm like, y'all don't love each other.

962
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, like any partner ever had. I have to

963
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: go out of my way to get a picture with

964
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: that motherfucker. Oh but now y'all are posing. I know

965
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: you're fighting. You are fighting. You're fighting so much right now,

966
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: y'all are pissed at each other.

967
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,479
Speaker 2: They are pissed the.

968
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: Fun And I think it's like not even like you

969
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: think about it. I think people do it because they're like,

970
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: all right, like, no, we're not gonna break up, like

971
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna solidfy that word together and like you're not

972
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: gonna go find someone else, Like you're not gonna cheat

973
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: because everyone knows we're together.

974
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 3: Like photos too, No.

975
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: Not necessarily. I mean like when couple start posting heavily

976
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: like pictures of themselves together, like like it's someone who's

977
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: been dating someone, and it's specifically like if they've been

978
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: dating for more than a year and they don't really

979
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 1: post each other that much, but now all the sudden

980
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: they're posting the living ship out of each other. It's

981
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: like you're cheating. Also, if like he's commenting on all

982
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: her pictures, they thought about it. And that goes for

983
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: honestly any relationship because like, bitch, I don't comment on

984
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: I rarely comment on people ship. If someone's partner is

985
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: commenting on every single post of theirs, they were asked

986
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 1: to do that, because no human in the right state

987
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: of like mind is doing that by choice. Like, bitch,

988
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: you live with you took the photo, you don't have

989
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: anything to say about it.

990
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: I literally live with you.

991
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I commenting on this right now?

992
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: You're up in the comments.

993
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, Like that's their friends jobs, Like get

994
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: out of here. Why are you on this app? But

995
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: that's just my tape. That's just my hateful, mean spirited tape.

996
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: Let's talk about how we went to a Jersey Shore

997
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 2: themed party and we got dressed up.

998
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: This is on us though yeah, technically we were supposed

999
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: to be there for the intimate part of it, like

1000
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: a surprise part of it where it was like, oh cute,

1001
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,720
Speaker 1: And then we got there like after I had already

1002
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: turned into like a public thing because everyone I spoke

1003
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to was like, no, I didn't see that invite.

1004
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got an invite to this Jersey Shore

1005
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 2: themed party, and we dressed the fuck up like we

1006
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: dressed like we were on the show Jersey Shore, like

1007
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: the most like disgusting, rancid outfits possible.

1008
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: I can't even post my outfit because it's like it's

1009
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: so much.

1010
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot, I can post mine, I'll

1011
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 2: post nine, but it was. We went hard as fuck

1012
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 2: and we pulled up to this party and we looked

1013
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: through the windows of the front door in the living room,

1014
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: and it was the most normal, norm core like outfits

1015
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: I'd ever seen in my entire life. Like normally when

1016
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: we go out, like people are dressed to fuck up

1017
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: all the fuck up. Everyone was in like the most

1018
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 2: norm core outfits I've ever seen. Granted, like the typical

1019
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: girls that always come to Sleigh We're slaying, but like

1020
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: we had different versions of jerseys. Sure for sure like

1021
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 2: ours was like literally like go as like white trash

1022
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: as possible. And they were like, we're gonna be like

1023
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: cute Jersey Shore, and.

1024
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: I know in me, I was like, I'm gonna give

1025
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: nasty like Snooky just had ten shots and I'm like

1026
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: stumbling back.

1027
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 2: Yes. So we pulled up to this party and literally

1028
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: everyone was looking at us the entire time, and I

1029
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: was very insecure about it the entire time, and anytime

1030
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 2: I would talk to someone who I'd be like, yeah, also,

1031
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 2: I thought this was your jersey. Also I thought this

1032
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: was a Jersey Shore themed party. I'm sorry that I

1033
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: look like this.

1034
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: I literally had to change because I was like, no,

1035
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: I brought I brought different clothes because I was like,

1036
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: I have a feeling I'm going a little too hard.

1037
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 1: My whole hole was out. I was showing hole.

1038
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, her bronson was showing.

1039
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: My bronson, my boobies, everything was out. And then I

1040
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna put it all

1041
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: the way because you bitches are wearing jeans. So I'm

1042
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: going to join the jan the Jean parties een teen,

1043
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to join the Geners like the

1044
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: Dinners anywady, let's get into media.

1045
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, I'm going to talk about one more thing.

1046
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 2: I've been seeing a lot of conversation about, Like I've

1047
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 2: said this before, but I've seen a lot of conversation

1048
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: about like, oh, like this person's an NPC, like look

1049
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: how they dress, Like let's fuck control the NPCs. And

1050
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, literally, what is wrong with that? Like if

1051
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 2: I could be an NPC, it genuinely would be the

1052
00:49:59,120 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 2: best thing.

1053
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 3: I don't have to wear a cookie monster hat.

1054
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: No, like, no one's making you one for you to

1055
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 2: put that. Well, No, that's what I'm saying. I don't

1056
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: even make these decisions conscious like whatever consciousness the word consciously,

1057
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 2: conscious consciously, I don't make these decisions. It just happens.

1058
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: That means that you're an NPC. NPCs don't have free will.

1059
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: Error error error rebooting.

1060
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm really smart. I'm like here, I make

1061
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: decisions for myself.

1062
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,919
Speaker 2: No, I want all of my I want my life

1063
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: to be predetermined. I don't want to ever have to

1064
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 2: make another decision again. I don't want to have to

1065
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: decide what I want to eat. I don't want to

1066
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: decide how I want to dress.

1067
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: That's why I eat the same thing every day, because

1068
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: you don't have to decide.

1069
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing uniform.

1070
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 3: Niform.

1071
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing uniforms. I always sitting on the

1072
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: couch today thinking about it, and I was like, I'm

1073
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: fully going to have a uniform. Maybe it's not like

1074
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 2: a strict uniform, like the same clothes every single day.

1075
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like three or four outfits that like I

1076
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 2: love and I love the colors and I love the

1077
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: way they fit me, and I just wear those every

1078
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 2: three I literally already do that, Like I don't know

1079
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: what I like. I literally wear the same thing every day.

1080
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 2: Can it be me?

1081
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: I love fashion, I love slaying, I love serving, I

1082
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: love giving head.

1083
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh I have two outfits.

1084
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: You literally do. Kai has his uniform, and I used

1085
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: to make is sitting right now.

1086
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: He's slaying, relaxing.

1087
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: I used to make fun of Kind for his uniform.

1088
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 2: But then I realized that, like I'm jealous of Kai

1089
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 2: for his uniform. You literally have chicken legs, and oh.

1090
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: Okay, but you those are actually my legs.

1091
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah you're serving girl.

1092
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 2: Leg girly girl, thank you. Yeah, you're literally serving skinny

1093
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 2: right now.

1094
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 3: It's like, actually crazy, honestly, thank you.

1095
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just basically what I was saying is

1096
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up about the shut the fuck up

1097
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: about the NPCs, because I want to be one and

1098
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: you should.

1099
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: You want to be I'm losing it. I'm suppressing so

1100
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: much emotionally and I'm going to continue.

1101
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 2: All right. My media of the week is Appellation Fiction

1102
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 2: by Christian Camaro ca Ammoro Camaro, um Pluto by b York,

1103
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 2: Anti Matter by any r D, and Everybody Knows by

1104
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 2: any r D featuring Kanye West, Loupe Fiasco, and What's

1105
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 2: the Last I forget the Last guy always so well,

1106
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, you all find the song and then

1107
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: lee everything and everything everywhere all at once. Class my favorite.

1108
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally immediately got added to my favorites on

1109
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: letterbox all right, Simulation Swarm by Big thief Srio Samte

1110
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: by Bronco Matahei and Piece by Dave Bigsby or all

1111
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: of my audios and also Still Healing by Todd Rundgrin.

1112
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: I think I already said that, oh and No One

1113
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: in the World by Locust. But if you put those

1114
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: songs like Healing first and then no one. They transition

1115
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: really well into each other. And that's my media of

1116
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: the week. And then yeah, everything everywhere, all at once

1117
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: is my movie of the week. I can't think of

1118
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: any other movie I've seen. I don't think I've been I've.

1119
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 2: Been watching a lot of this show called The Good Place,

1120
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: and the way I describe it is it's not good,

1121
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 2: but it's good brain rot Like it's good to just

1122
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: lay in bed for four hours and watch like twenty

1123
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 2: six episodes and just rot away. But actually I say that,

1124
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: but then the season finale for season one like actually

1125
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 2: got me. I was like, I was like, damn, this

1126
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: shit like literally got me. Like I normally don't get

1127
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: I don't normally get tricked. Yeah, I don't normally get

1128
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: got or like get tricked, and like I always know

1129
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: what's coming next and like movies or shows, but this

1130
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 2: got me. But yeah, all right, thank.

1131
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: You guys so much for watching this episode. I hope

1132
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: you have an awful night and something bad happens.

1133
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: No j JK, guys.

1134
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: I don't wish that it's not recording. Shut the fuck up,

1135
00:54:52,360 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: all right, bye a sh