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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show,

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Speaker 1: and I finished my Mike Penn's story here in just

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Speaker 1: a second, Chris brought up fresh baked buns. In case

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Speaker 1: you missed it, I gave out my burger recipe like

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Speaker 1: an hour ago or something like that. I'm sorry, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I had other stuff I forgot. I forgot to say anything. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Chris brought up fresh baked buns. Chris, I'm not Martha Stewart. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going home to bake my own buns. That

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Speaker 1: is a good point. What else is the point of

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Speaker 1: getting married. I'll have the wife to it. Of course.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant, Chris. Chris does this though. Chris is one

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Speaker 1: of those do it yourself guys. He's probably rebuilding an

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Speaker 1: engine as we speak. Remember Chris, he's so cheap that

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Speaker 1: he to make a menorah, which is sacred to you people, Right, Chris.

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Speaker 1: He found scrap wood in the ditch and made his

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Speaker 1: own manor did I have that right, Chris? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's just starting out woodworking. That was his excuse for this.

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Speaker 1: He made bagels, which I know is a big surprise,

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Speaker 1: but he made bagels. They were good bagels. Actually they were,

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Speaker 1: well I would hope they're good. A's who you are?

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Speaker 1: My goodness. Anyway, back to the Mike Pence story. So

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Speaker 1: I get this endorsement from Pence. I can't catch you

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Speaker 1: up if you're just now joining us. Just no, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling a story about who Mike Pence really is running

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Speaker 1: for Congress. I didn't know one thought I had a chance.

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Speaker 1: I meet Mike Pens he offers me his endorsement, and okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a big moment for our campaign. And then, as

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Speaker 1: I've told you before, eventually the race, because this was

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Speaker 1: the Tea party year, started to look more and more winnable.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, we got got a chance at this thing here.

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Speaker 1: But then the establishment, because I was not obedient, they

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Speaker 1: decided to take their boy through him in the race,

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Speaker 1: raise him a bunch of money. Well, everyone thought, all

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Speaker 1: the establishment types thought he was going to blow my

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Speaker 1: doors off, because after all, he's a state senator running

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Speaker 1: against this nobody no one's ever heard. Of course he's

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Speaker 1: going to win. Well, people like to be on the

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Speaker 1: winning team. So we get a phone call one day

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Speaker 1: from Mike Pence's people saying, hey, why is Jesse have

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Speaker 1: Mike Pence indorsement on his website. Mike Pence never endorsed Jesse,

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Speaker 1: and my people who were there wrote back immediately and said,

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Speaker 1: yes he did. I was there. We have a picture

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Speaker 1: of them together. And they responded and said, no, he's

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Speaker 1: never even met Jesse. Take the endorsement off the website.

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Speaker 1: My guys right back, because I have fighters. My guys

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Speaker 1: right back and said no, I'm not taking it off

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Speaker 1: the website. That's what happened. This continued on, back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Finally Mike Pence's people threatened to go to the local

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Speaker 1: paper and claim he never met me if I didn't

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Speaker 1: withdraw the Mike Pence indorsement from the website. You see,

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Speaker 1: the second a very popular state senator got in and

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Speaker 1: he was gonna win instead of me. Mike Pence couldn't

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Speaker 1: get out of that fighting hole and run the other

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Speaker 1: way fast enough. And then of course I blew his door,

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Speaker 1: his boy's doors off in that primary and went back

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Speaker 1: and met Mike Pence. Got word. Mike Pence found out

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Speaker 1: I had. I was back in town. We're back there

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Speaker 1: raising money for the general election. Calls wanted to meet me,

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Speaker 1: calls me in there, him and his hatchet man, and

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Speaker 1: Mike Pennce apologized, I'm sorry, Hey, I screwed up. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I screwed up. Okay, all right, so he did apologize,

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Speaker 1: But I know who you are now, who you are

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Speaker 1: when the chips are down is who you are. And

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Speaker 1: he's Mike Pence, super powerful Republican. What would it have

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Speaker 1: cost him to not heaven, Let's say I did lose

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Speaker 1: to the establishment guy. Would that have been a big loss?

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Speaker 1: Depends what difference would that make. He could have just

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Speaker 1: came out and said, I'm at the other guy, I

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Speaker 1: liked him anyway, I'll back the other establishment guy in

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Speaker 1: the general election. Now, it would have cost him nothing

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Speaker 1: to simply remain what he'd said. Instead, it was dirty

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Speaker 1: and vindictive. And that's why I've always rolled my eyes

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Speaker 1: at that WHOA just a just a nice guy routine?

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Speaker 1: BARF give me a break. And that's why I really

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Speaker 1: rolled my eyes every time I hear someone talk about

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Speaker 1: Trump as if he's some unprincipled barbarian and Mike Pence

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Speaker 1: is this saintly st statesman. Oh I've seen the saintly

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Speaker 1: statesman routine. Oh, I've seen it. I've seen it for

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Speaker 1: exactly what it is all right there there, that's Mike

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Speaker 1: Pence story. Now, Joe Biden got up today and had

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Speaker 1: this to say some marolines, if you want six more

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Speaker 1: inches between you and the seat in front, you pay

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Speaker 1: more money, but you don't know it until purchase your ticket. Lord, folks,

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Speaker 1: these are junk fees. They are unfair, and they marginalized

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Speaker 1: They benefit big corporations, not consumers. Airline fees hit people

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Speaker 1: of color more than white people. Is there some kind

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Speaker 1: of a black tax I'm not aware of. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I have to buy plane tickets all the time. I

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Speaker 1: just had to buy another one to Nashville. I don't

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Speaker 1: remember having a check a box for Hey, are you

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Speaker 1: white or are you black? Because if you're black, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pony up the dough pal. Now we

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Speaker 1: all know what this is. I've warned you about this

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Speaker 1: before that when you don't have anything, there's nothing for

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Speaker 1: them to run on. Now everything is crappy and they're

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Speaker 1: facing a severe loss, a severe loss in the midterms.

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Speaker 1: That all you can do is try to super charge

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Speaker 1: your base to try to get better turn out and

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Speaker 1: mitigate the losses. They're not trying. They want to win,

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Speaker 1: so it's not fair for me to say they're not

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Speaker 1: trying to win. But they're not that stupid. They don't

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Speaker 1: think they're going to win in the midterms. They know

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Speaker 1: they're going to lose in the mid terms. But there's

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Speaker 1: losing and then there's getting crucified in the mid terms

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Speaker 1: if they get wiped out. I heard something today. I

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Speaker 1: heard today that there's a chance Republicans have fifty three

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Speaker 1: or fifty four Senate seats. If that's the case, Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden doesn't get another judge confirmed. If that's the case,

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden might as well go back to Delaware and

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Speaker 1: stay there for two years. Because you're not getting anything through.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting any appointments through. They're going to be

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Speaker 1: dragging you through a new hearing or your son through

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Speaker 1: you are in very, very, very deep trouble. Now. They're

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Speaker 1: going to try to avoid that. They don't think they

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Speaker 1: to super serve. Now, I've been warning about this for

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Speaker 1: thing after thing that looks crazy to you. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: look like they're doubling down on the crazy. It's because

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Speaker 1: This is well known. I'm absurdly tall. I'm six ft eight,

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Speaker 1: so I need to get something off my chest. Let's

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Speaker 1: low income folks and people of color. They benefit big corporations,

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Speaker 1: not consumers. Okay, let's set all the race idiotcy aside

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Speaker 1: for just a moment. When flying, if you fly Southwest

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Speaker 1: favor and avoid the exit row seats. Now, I understand

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Speaker 1: if you're a shrimp, you wouldn't understand what it's like

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Speaker 1: But we did construction work anywhere. You do construction work

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Speaker 1: We're flying back home. So we get back on our

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Speaker 1: Southwest Airlines flight. And do you know how I just

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Speaker 1: have been known to contract us. So, yeah, it's hard

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Speaker 1: level of protection. We're not mandating this. What we're saying parents,

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Speaker 1: and you got a baby at home. You really might

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Speaker 1: just want to take these extra precautions. And by now

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Speaker 1: It's not as strange to them. It's not as like,

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Speaker 1: what is this all about? The really cute masks out there.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of them. Stop abusing your kids

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Speaker 1: and putting masks on their face, and don't listen to

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Speaker 1: So I get on the Southwest flight heading home, and

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Speaker 1: your today job. The country needs you here Beside, your

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Speaker 1: And by the way, my feet aren't even that big.

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Speaker 1: if he was running on his records. That's not that stupid,

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Speaker 1: That's not that stupid of a theory, because look, what's

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Speaker 1: the talk today, So anyone can talk about what is

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Speaker 1: the talk all day long? Today? The talk is stuff

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Speaker 1: like this. You're saying tonight that you support fracking, that

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Speaker 1: you've always supported fracking, But there is that twenty eighteen

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Speaker 1: interview that you said, quote, I don't support fracking at all,

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Speaker 1: So how do you square the two? Oh gosh, I

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Speaker 1: do support Yeah. So that's all anyone can talk about

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Speaker 1: to day is the fact that he can't talk. That

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Speaker 1: probably now, it's not good, don't get wrong, that's not

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Speaker 1: good for Fetterman. It's bad for Fetterman. But it's probably

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Speaker 1: better than the talk of him being a gigantic liar

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Speaker 1: who's way too left for Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is a purple state.

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Speaker 1: Fetterman's way too left for a state like that. It

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Speaker 1: ain't California. You're a showgun. What would Chris's job be

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Speaker 1: in the diamond heist game? I picture him being the

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Speaker 1: nerdy guy wanting to buy a diamond before the heist.

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Speaker 1: Please tell me, not the driver. Okay, No, Chris would

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Speaker 1: not be the driver. I'm sure you're a fine driver, Chris,

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Speaker 1: but I already have your gig figured out. If we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go steal diamonds as a diamond heist crew, we

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Speaker 1: have to listen to me, We're going to have to

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Speaker 1: sell them. We can't do anything with the diamonds afterwards,

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Speaker 1: so we need Look, I've watched enough movies to know

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Speaker 1: what we call it, too. We needed a fence we need.

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Speaker 1: Is it a fencer or is it just a fence?

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Speaker 1: I think it's a We need a fence, Chris. So,

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Speaker 1: do you think I know people in the jewelry business

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Speaker 1: who might be a fence for us? Do you think

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Speaker 1: Michael knows people in the jewels. I don't think Christian

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Speaker 1: Michael knows people in the jewelry business. You, however, probably

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Speaker 1: have tons of friends and family if you do have something.

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Speaker 1: I know what I told you. He did, of course

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Speaker 1: he did. No, you're going to be the guy like

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Speaker 1: the like in the movies that sits back, will bring

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Speaker 1: you the diamonds and they can you can hold that

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Speaker 1: little thing up to their eye. They always hold the

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Speaker 1: thing up to one eye. You even know what it's called.

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Speaker 1: You own one, of course, you do. When it's called

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Speaker 1: a loop. Loop, okay, loop, it's called a loop. All right, well, yes,

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Speaker 1: so bring your loop, Chris, and we'll bring you the diamonds,

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Speaker 1: and you can do the little loop thing where you

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Speaker 1: it is and tell them we need somebody to buy

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Speaker 1: the diamonds from us. Gosh, Chris, you know what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do with one of the diamonds. This is what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do because we don't want to be bad

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Speaker 1: diamond heist people, all right, we don't want to hurt anybody.

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Speaker 1: We want to help people. Here's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take the biggest diamond we have and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna sell that one off and we're gonna give all

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Speaker 1: the money to preborn. No, hear me out. Hear me out. Look,

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Speaker 1: we're already gonna be thieves, which is bad. So God's

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Speaker 1: gonna be quite angry with us, quite angry with us.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna need to do something to get back in

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Speaker 1: these good graces. So we're gonna sell one of these

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Speaker 1: diamonds because it only takes twenty eight dollars to buy

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Speaker 1: a scared young woman in ultrasounds. Twenty eight dollars. Yet,

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Speaker 1: lets that scared young mother hear the heartbeat of her baby.

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Speaker 1: When women hear that heartbeat, they choose life. Preborn they

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Speaker 1: stop these women, they help them. They offer them free ultrasounds.

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Speaker 1: It costs twenty eight dollars for that ultrasound. Your twenty

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Speaker 1: eight dollars allows preborn to give them that ultrasound. To

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Speaker 1: give that woman the ultrasound for nothing, They tell her, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: before you go through with it, come have an ultrasound,

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Speaker 1: no charge to you. When she hears it, she will

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Speaker 1: choose life. Twenty eight bucks saves a life. Go to

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Speaker 1: preborn dot com slash Jesse. I don't think they take

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Speaker 1: diamonds on there, by the way, but preborn dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse, give twenty eight dollars today. One hundred forty

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say baby, save a life tonight.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Don't worry, We're gonna be back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: having more fun. In the meantime, you get to email

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Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Callis show dot com. This one says Jesse. I'm

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Speaker 1: a seventy five year old Nam Vet and always look

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Speaker 1: forward to your radio program, which has always spot on

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Speaker 1: with the issues and a breath of fresh air, never boring.

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Speaker 1: There are many good right wing talk show hosts currently,

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Speaker 1: and in my view, you're the best one to come

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Speaker 1: along since we lost Rush Limbaugh, who was never tiresome.

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Speaker 1: Keep on keeping on. All the best to you and

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Speaker 1: yours now and in the future. Our nation needs folks

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Speaker 1: like you to tell it like it is unflinchingly. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. There's something about Vietnam Vietnam

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Speaker 1: veterans listening to my show that makes me feel like

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Speaker 1: a million freaking bucks Man. I love Vietnam Vets. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: they're the best guys. Dear Handsome Oracle. I'm a world

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Speaker 1: class napper. I can sit in a recliner on the

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Speaker 1: weekend and set my mental alarm clock for say, twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: and nap for exactly twenty minutes. I have that same superpower.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I usually like to have something on

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Speaker 1: TV as napping background noise. My go to napping noise

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Speaker 1: used to be a golf tournament, but lately I've discovered

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Speaker 1: that your melodious voice knocks me out much faster than golf. However,

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Speaker 1: I do have a beef with you. The other day

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Speaker 1: you played the obnoxious Howard Dean's SoundBite while I was napping,

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Speaker 1: and I jumped awake before the twenty minutes we're up.

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Speaker 1: Chris had it off. Chris had it off. Turn it

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Speaker 1: back on, Chris? Is it on? There? He said? That

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Speaker 1: wasn't very nice. I'm waiting on an apology. You know.

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Speaker 1: That is something I have trained. Look, even when you're

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Speaker 1: a top five napper in the world, the work never stops,

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Speaker 1: all right. You always have to get better and better

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Speaker 1: and better, always trying to be number one. So It's

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Speaker 1: not just that I'm a great napper. I too can

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Speaker 1: wake myself up. I can wake myself up. I can

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Speaker 1: basically set an alarm in my head like a superhero

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Speaker 1: and wake myself up. It's incredible, Jesse. My dad was

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Speaker 1: a great salesman. He passed on lots of advice in communicating.

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Speaker 1: Smile while talking on the phone. People can hear your smile, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I love to hear your sile. I started listening to

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Speaker 1: Rush when I was in my early twenties started my

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Speaker 1: own excavation business, and recall pulling up to a bid

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Speaker 1: and not turning the key all the way off when

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Speaker 1: I got out as to not disrespect Rush while he

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Speaker 1: was speaking. I know that sounds crazy, but I find

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Speaker 1: myself doing that with you now. Thank you. Brother. His

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Speaker 1: name is Corey Well. I am no Rush Limbaugh, my friend.

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Speaker 1: But that is an honor. That's that's really cool. That

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Speaker 1: is cool. That is very cool, doctor Jesse. You talked

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Speaker 1: about the establishment gopde being clueless about the reason Trump

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Speaker 1: got elected in twenty sixteen. I saw a guy with

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Speaker 1: a shirt summed it up perfectly. Trump sixteen finally summoned

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Speaker 1: with balls. Look, that's a big part of it. Man,

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Speaker 1: We're done picking polite people. Polite time is over all, right,

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Speaker 1: I want you to do something for me. I want

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Speaker 1: you to look at your cell phone for me, and

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Speaker 1: I want you to tell yourself. Don't don't tell me.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to tell on yourself. Tell you self.

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Speaker 1: I've funded communism with this phone, or I've funded a

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Speaker 1: company that loves this country with this phone. Because if

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Speaker 1: you have Verizon, you pay communists every single month to

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Speaker 1: dump on your country. If you have T Mobile, if

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Speaker 1: you have AT and T, you pay someone every month

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Speaker 1: to then take your money and churn out advertisement after

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Speaker 1: advertisement after advertisement that would make you puke if you

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Speaker 1: saw them all. Go try to find one of those

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Speaker 1: for Pure Talk. Seriously, I want you to. I want

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Speaker 1: pure Talk. You can't because they love you, They love

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Speaker 1: from your cell phone dial pound two five zero, say

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. That'll save you an additional fifty percent off

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Speaker 1: your first month pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: All right, one last word on diesel fuel before we

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Speaker 1: get to headlines. I was, I know, I told you

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Speaker 1: some dark things earlier in the show, and I was

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Speaker 1: nervous about it. I didn't realize our leaders are on

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Speaker 1: it today. Ninety five percent of our school buses are

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Speaker 1: fueled with diesel fuel, which contributes to very serious conditions

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Speaker 1: that are about health and about the ability to learn.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, weren't so much trouble and now here's

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Speaker 1: a headline. While headlines we didn't get to you, NHS.

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Speaker 1: Kids who identify as transgender are likely going through a phase.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I thought I thought it was totally accidental

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Speaker 1: that there were no transgender people like fifteen minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: and now a new kid decides he wants to cut

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Speaker 1: his penis off every fifteen minutes. It's almost like we

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Speaker 1: have a deranged bunch of lunatics in the medical field

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Speaker 1: in this country and deranged parents who are actually out

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Speaker 1: to mutilate their children as some sort of virtue signal.

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Speaker 1: Kids who play video games score higher on brain function tests.

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Speaker 1: I've mixed emotions on video games I've always believed they

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Speaker 1: should simply be controlled. We allow our kids to play

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Speaker 1: video games, we put strict time limits on it. They

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Speaker 1: don't get to do it whenever they want. They don't

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Speaker 1: get to do it on the weeknights. But do you

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Speaker 1: want to veg out on the weekend once the work

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Speaker 1: is done, Go ahead. It's a lot better than watching TV,

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Speaker 1: at least at least you're thinking. Plus, have these games

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Speaker 1: these kids play. They try to get me to play

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Speaker 1: with them. I don't know what's going on. They clearly

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Speaker 1: are working their mind. The floodgates just open for a

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Speaker 1: red tsunami analysis. Fines. Yes, just a quick reminder, either

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Speaker 1: Democrats lose forty seats four zero or I have to

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Speaker 1: shave in a mustache forty seats in the house where

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Speaker 1: it's mustache time. I'll tell you I almost don't want

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Speaker 1: them too, because I think I'm gonna look dashing with

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Speaker 1: a mustache. Chris basically like Tom Selleck in Miami Vice.

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Speaker 1: CNN's Chris licked Light. I don't know how to say

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Speaker 1: his name. The new guy who's running CNN. He just

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Speaker 1: sent out this message to the staff. There's widespread concern

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Speaker 1: over the global economic outlook, and we must factor that

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Speaker 1: risk into our long term planning. All this together will

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Speaker 1: mean noticeable change to this organization. These changes will not

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Speaker 1: be easy. Boy, couldn't happen to a better group of people.

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Speaker 1: Fact check Ted Cruz told the view Antifa burnt US

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Speaker 1: cities for a year. Newsweek chose to fact check something

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Speaker 1: you watched happen in real time on television. That's just

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Speaker 1: how broken our media is. Justice Alito says, leaked draft

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Speaker 1: opinion overruling Roe versus Wade made majority targets for assassination. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: well that's why they did it. Remember, we don't have Well,

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Speaker 1: these American liberals, the American liberals, they're communists. Stop with that.

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Speaker 1: Stop using nice terms for them when they're calling you

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Speaker 1: a Nazi every day. They're communists. They want to hurt you.

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Speaker 1: They believe you should either shut up, change your mind

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Speaker 1: about what you believe, or they believe it's completely acceptable

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Speaker 1: for them to hurt you. Why do you think they've

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Speaker 1: spent six years assaulting and murdering Trump supporters. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to go far to find someone who believes in

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Speaker 1: the end. Look, either you should change your mind or

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Speaker 1: you should be beaten up or killed. That's simply that's

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Speaker 1: how they operate. That's what it is. Harvard Student Association

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Speaker 1: funds pro affirmative action, protest at the Supreme Court. Again,

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Speaker 1: a society can have psychopaths and liars. Every society has

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Speaker 1: psychopaths and liars. That our psychopaths and liars now occupy

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Speaker 1: have a lot to overcome. That's Harvard. Yeah, it's bad.

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Speaker 1: They're organizing a protest. You know what's worse. All those

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Speaker 1: kids are going to be running Fortune five hundred companies.

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Speaker 1: They're going to be low yours judges, they're going to

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Speaker 1: be senators. Those kids are the future leaders of America. Yikes.

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Speaker 1: You can email me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's all so