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Speaker 1: In today's brand new phone tap, I call up a

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Speaker 1: father of an elementary school student, and he apparently had

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Speaker 1: a very strong opinion on what his child should wear

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Speaker 1: for his school pictures, and me, posing as the school photographer,

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Speaker 1: have a very strong opinion on how crappy he dressed

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Speaker 1: the kid. So who's correct? You'll find out right now

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap. It's another twenty I'm moving nine

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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, there, I was looking for Jason. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is calling. Yes, hi Jason. My name is Darvin Wood,

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Speaker 1: and I'm the photographer for your son's elementary school class.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing today? I'm well, Um, what do I

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Speaker 1: owe the honor of a call? Well, I'm calling because

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you didn't know it was picture day

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Speaker 1: here at the school. No, I didn't know that it

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Speaker 1: was picture day. Why was the problem? Oh oh you did? Wow? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you would have said no, you didn't

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Speaker 1: realize it was picture to day. Oh boy, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're making me a little nervous here. What's going on? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you let your son pick out

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Speaker 1: just whatever for his pictures. I mean, is there a

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Speaker 1: problem with what he's wearing. I don't know how early

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Speaker 1: you leave. Did you see your son before he left

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Speaker 1: for school today or I saw him As a matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, we picked it out together. WHOA Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you actually helped him? Oh gosh, okay, Well, the problem

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Speaker 1: here is that I sent your son, Bryson back to

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Speaker 1: class without taking his picture because he was not fashion ready.

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Speaker 1: So well, I'm sorry. Could you just explain to me

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Speaker 1: what fashion ready means? I don't I don't think I understand. Well,

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Speaker 1: clearly you don't understand because you helped him pick out

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Speaker 1: the outfit. Fashion ready means I was disappointed with his look.

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Speaker 1: And who gives you the authority to determine whether or

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Speaker 1: not he he's fashioned ready? Oh? I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: the title photographer. I know a thing or two about

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Speaker 1: taking pictures. Yeah, yeah, but you're also not a stylist.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's the person who just takes the picture,

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Speaker 1: which is what you're supposed to be doing and been

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Speaker 1: there the person like stylist who would be in this

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Speaker 1: case myself and my son. Yeah, okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: do for a living? That's irrelevant? No, I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: because I am in the photography world. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what your job is, but I wouldn't call myself

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Speaker 1: a stylist if I was like a dump truck driver.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do right now, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pretend you and I never even had this conversation. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call missus Barbara at the school, the principle who

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Speaker 1: should have been calling me in the first place, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna demand that my son goes back and he

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Speaker 1: gets his picture taken. Oh yeah, he can come back

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Speaker 1: and get his picture taken when he looks a little

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Speaker 1: more fashionable. And you go ahead and call missus Barbara,

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Speaker 1: because when I signed on to take to school pictures,

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Speaker 1: I said that I get to choose the look. So

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Speaker 1: she really hasn't. Sorry, I never got any guideline saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: this person has to wear this or has to wear that.

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Speaker 1: Why why don't you tell me what the hell was

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Speaker 1: wrong with the heir? With what Bryson has one? Anyway, boy,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's start then. First, his collar wasn't pressed

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Speaker 1: at all? His collar? Does that even mean iron his collar?

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Speaker 1: He did not iron his collar. The striped shirt that

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Speaker 1: you put him in made him look ten pounds heavier,

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Speaker 1: and don't even get me started on his hair. Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this two thousand and four? I don't think so

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Speaker 1: two thousand and four, dude, that's probably the last time

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Speaker 1: you had a real job. Mister, I'm a photographer. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm a stylist, all right, in a real job. You

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Speaker 1: clearly have no idea who I am? Have you? Do

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Speaker 1: you know fashion Week in New York? Do you know it? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Don't even puts it like you know it. You're a

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Speaker 1: school photographer. All you do with click, click, click click,

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Speaker 1: that's your job. Been there? Okay, okay, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to be offended because I can see how you can

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Speaker 1: make that stereotype because most school photographers don't know what

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Speaker 1: they're doing. But I'll have you know, I have read

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Speaker 1: every single blog for the last five years about New

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Speaker 1: York Fashion Week. I know. Wow, you read a blog

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Speaker 1: more than one? Oh, you read a few blogs. I

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Speaker 1: guess you should get a certificate. And you're I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Mark Jacob. All I'm saying is I know a thing

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Speaker 1: or two about fashion And you guys really missed the mark.

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Speaker 1: You know what conversation I'm gonna I'm on my way

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Speaker 1: down there right now, and I'm gonna take the camera.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna smash your word the sun doesn't shine? How

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Speaker 1: you like that? Well I don't that sounds like it

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Speaker 1: could hurt. Yeah, that's the point. I'm a beat, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well then I'm gonna tell you this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call so that that doesn't happen to me. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what what? What are you talking about? A prank? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your wife, Maggie

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Speaker 1: set you up. What it's a joke, Joe? Whoa are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? No? Your wife told me that you

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Speaker 1: two disagreed about what your son was going to wear

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Speaker 1: for his class picture and you wanted me to Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, I can't believe Maggie, Oh my gosh. Well

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you would send your son to

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Speaker 1: school to take pictures dressed like that. What is wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Are you a monster? I am the worst father.

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Speaker 1: My kid is strife. I know that's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: Week of every morning with five hundred books six six

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Speaker 1: what are the fun