Speaker 1: Well, first of all, you sound amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you will what I feel amazing.
Speaker 1: You had a competition and you turned out.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're in huge gymnasiums or arenas with loud music going,
Speaker 3: and you're coaching and giving corrections and counting and you know,
Speaker 3: pumping them up, all of that for an entire day,
Speaker 3: and this is the result of it. As a vocalist too,
Speaker 3: I probably should learn how I probably do know, and
Speaker 3: I just in the moment never use like direct belting techniques.
Speaker 3: And this is just what happens. And I think when
Speaker 3: we met, I was just getting done with my season
Speaker 3: and there was one or two episodes at the beginning
Speaker 3: where you're like, what is going on? So, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: that's what's going on. I'm in full coach era of.
Speaker 1: This week's Yeah, I think you've got to learn to
Speaker 1: use you use just your voice and you shriek as
Speaker 1: hard as you can. That's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: It's like lifting. You're supposed to lift with your lower
Speaker 1: back and a quick jerk.
Speaker 3: Knows I swear I don't do that, but I just
Speaker 3: think it's like an all day thing. Yeah, I'm tired,
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. And it just takes a minute for my
Speaker 3: voice to get back to normal.
Speaker 1: I get it. Did you ever date one of your coaches,
Speaker 1: because in the movie Today somebody does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh no, no, of course not.
Speaker 1: Of course you didn't, cause you're not a post to anyway.
Speaker 1: You're not a post to You're not a post to
Speaker 1: datum anyway. Welcome back to Magical Rewind, the show that
Speaker 1: makes you want to grab your friends or pjs and
Speaker 1: your popcorn and go back to a time when all
Speaker 1: the houses are smart, the waves, tsunamis and the high
Speaker 1: school's musical. I'm Wilford Dell.
Speaker 2: And I'm Sabrina Brien.
Speaker 1: Oh it is time to hit the ice, because this
Speaker 1: week I'm Magical Rewind. We got Blades of Steel for
Speaker 1: the two thousand and five d com Go Figure. It
Speaker 1: is a hybrid of sports, comedy and drama. The channel
Speaker 1: sure hit every single possible athletic activity to cover. This time,
Speaker 1: we get two and one. It's figure skating and hockey,
Speaker 1: two of their favorites mashed together. Sabrina, I know there
Speaker 1: is a close relationship, maybe even second cousin, like between
Speaker 1: dancing and figure skating. Did you ever consider taking your
Speaker 1: talents to the ice.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I But a true story is when I was I
Speaker 3: think I was two, my mom did want take me.
Speaker 3: It's not ice skating but roller skating before we went
Speaker 3: on a ski trip to like learn how to push
Speaker 3: right left to get me to be able to use
Speaker 3: my skis when I was really little. So I think
Speaker 3: that's where my roller slash ice skating kind of stopped.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was gonna say. I thought you're gonna
Speaker 1: say started. That was it.
Speaker 2: That's where it stopped. That was it.
Speaker 3: I did get one of the movies. It did for
Speaker 3: a Christmas movie called Miss Santa Claus. We did have
Speaker 3: to prove that we could ice skate, so I would
Speaker 3: go with my friends and things like that. I knew
Speaker 3: how to do some stuff, but not a lot, not enough.
Speaker 1: To we're such we're such ridiculous Disney kids. Because I
Speaker 1: learned how to ice skate for a movie as well,
Speaker 1: called h Double Hockey Stick. So it's like, it's such
Speaker 1: a Disney kid, Hey, where'd you learn how to skate?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I learned to skate for my two thousand whatever movie.
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh my god, we're those people. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it is true. Go figure first aired on June tenth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and five, and was made for a very
Speaker 1: very small budget, even for Disney Channel, at just five
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. Again, I think we found out that
Speaker 1: the new Zombies movie is forty million. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: this five hundred thousand dollars, not the same.
Speaker 2: Way before was Zombies time.
Speaker 3: But even at in two thousand and five, five hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for a budget.
Speaker 1: Is super slow, yeah, super super tennies yep. The movie
Speaker 1: had a poster, by the way, with the lead character
Speaker 1: Kate Kingsford, wearing the uniform of an ice skater but
Speaker 1: holding hockey equipment, and included the absolutely absurdly terrible tagline
Speaker 1: she shoots, she scores, she accessorizes. I wish I made
Speaker 1: that up, but I did not. Now, this is not
Speaker 1: a commonly referenced DCM, but it does have three things
Speaker 1: that have somewhat withstood the test of time. Number one,
Speaker 1: it has a very good soundtrack, which it does, and
Speaker 1: considering this is not a musical or even musically themed,
Speaker 1: that's a rarity to have such a good soundtrack in
Speaker 1: a non musical movie. The album was released the same
Speaker 1: week as the movie and ended up peaking at number
Speaker 1: twenty three on Billboard's Kid Audio chart. The lead single
Speaker 1: was a title track from the band ever Life, and
Speaker 1: the soundtrack also featured music from Bowling for Soup, Hope
Speaker 1: seven and Junk, as well as Disney related singers Raven
Speaker 1: Simone and Bree Larson. And yes, it is that Bree Larson.
Speaker 1: She seemed to be all over the channel without actually
Speaker 1: being on the channel, and then she was just a superstar.
Speaker 1: But we welcome to the dcom officially Bree Larson. But
Speaker 1: still the most obscure me position on this album, can
Speaker 1: we pick? Yes, it is a singer named Kelly Peters,
Speaker 1: who is the daughter of infamous movie producer John Peters
Speaker 1: and the god daughter of Barber Streisan. And the second
Speaker 1: thing that's stuck around is the appearance of ice skating
Speaker 1: legend Christy Yamaguchi, who's playing herself. Now I know a
Speaker 1: thing or two about acting alongside a skating legend, because
Speaker 1: on Boy Meets World I shot a very cold scene
Speaker 1: on Lake Placid with Nancy Kerrigan, and though it has
Speaker 1: also stood the test of time, I had no idea
Speaker 1: what I was doing to the point where for the
Speaker 1: big skating scene. I was on my knees backwards on
Speaker 1: a wheelchair as they were shooting up underneath me and
Speaker 1: wheeling me around the ice, and I was going like
Speaker 1: this to make it look like I was ice skating
Speaker 1: with everything going on around me. Disney bought me a
Speaker 1: very expensive pair of ice skates, and about three minutes
Speaker 1: in Nancy Carigan looked down and she said, wow, nice skates.
Speaker 1: I went, are they really nice? She goes, way too
Speaker 1: nice for you. And that was the start of my
Speaker 1: relationship with Nancy Carigan. She's actually very sweet. We've talked since.
Speaker 3: And I actually at Nancy and Christy Amagucci the same
Speaker 3: day at one of their events that they held that
Speaker 3: we got to sing live while they skated to our music,
Speaker 3: which was really cool.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, it's beautiful. Ice skating is actually beautiful.
Speaker 4: It is love.
Speaker 1: It a crazy world of figure skating, though again I
Speaker 1: know a little bit about it. I dated a championship
Speaker 1: figure skater from Canada for almost two years, so I
Speaker 1: got to see behind the curtain. And it is b
Speaker 1: A N A n as. It is a bananas world.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it it is really does.
Speaker 1: And lastly, for the three things that have stood the
Speaker 1: test of time. It is one of the two Disney
Speaker 1: produced movies with similar feeling ice skating plots, and they
Speaker 1: do get compared an awful lot the others. Two thousand
Speaker 1: and five's and of course everybody knows this title Ice
Speaker 1: Princess with Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Pennantier that was released
Speaker 1: in theaters. So not a dcom now, Although it's easy
Speaker 1: to point to both ice skating Disney movies, hey, they've
Speaker 1: got to be very similar. One big difference is that
Speaker 1: Ice Princess had a budget of twenty five million.
Speaker 2: Dollars, so lightly bigger.
Speaker 1: Yes, the five hundred thousand dollars budget for Go Figure
Speaker 1: was probably the craft service budget of Ice Princess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely. Ice Princess is not ad com at twenty
Speaker 1: five million dollars. Also, while Go Figure deals with skating
Speaker 1: versus hockey, Ice Princess is about a girl who becomes
Speaker 1: interested in ice skating after a science project, forcing her
Speaker 1: to juggle her new passion with her mom's expectation for academics.
Speaker 1: It's much more of a drama with more adult themes,
Speaker 1: but a common thing you'll find online are fans mentioning
Speaker 1: the two in the same breath, and that has helped
Speaker 1: Go Figure live on because people probably think they're seeing
Speaker 1: Ice Princess and they turn on Go Figure by accident.
Speaker 1: I would imagine, yes, or one of the other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the others. But luckily for us, Go Figure
Speaker 1: is included currently on Disney Plus if you're a subscriber,
Speaker 1: So go watch it now or again watch it later.
Speaker 1: We've always thought the easiest way to decide is to
Speaker 1: just go find and then ask a parrot what he
Speaker 1: or she says, and then just live by that. Did
Speaker 1: you okay? What did you know? We always asked had
Speaker 1: you heard of Go Figure? Did you know anything about
Speaker 1: Go Figure?
Speaker 3: I was one of those people that was thinking Ice
Speaker 3: Princess when this title came across as one of our
Speaker 3: next movies.
Speaker 1: I think I was too. I think I was too.
Speaker 1: Do we even even need to ask? Had I known
Speaker 1: what this movie was? Of course I didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did it?
Speaker 1: Hey, For the first time in a while, I guessed
Speaker 1: what it was due to the you know, the title title. Yeah,
Speaker 1: unlike Ali, Ali, Catch Strike or whatever. I was like, great,
Speaker 1: I love a good cat movie. Thirteenth year Barba's foot. No,
Speaker 1: this at least I knew. I figured, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: thank you yeah about ice skating. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Perfect before you put on a park and throw off
Speaker 1: your gloves. Let's get into the synopsis. A teenager who
Speaker 1: dreams of becoming a champion figure skater discovers that a
Speaker 1: top Russian instructor is working at a nearby private school.
Speaker 1: When an opportunity for a scholarship arises, she's forced to
Speaker 1: play women's hockey, a sport she's never even tried before. Sabrina,
Speaker 1: what'd you think of the film?
Speaker 2: H I, oh, you know this one. We just came
Speaker 2: off high school musical too.
Speaker 3: I mean it was quite a shift, quite a shift.
Speaker 3: I love figure skating. I was super stoked to hear
Speaker 3: that Christy Yamaguchi was going to be in this movie,
Speaker 3: just from the titles alone. When it popped up, I went, oh,
Speaker 3: my gosh, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I've been able to spend some time with her. She's incredible,
Speaker 3: and I've watched loving her career. I love watching the
Speaker 3: Olympics figure skating. So I had high hopes and was
Speaker 3: deflated within the first ten to eleven minutes of the movie,
Speaker 3: I was kind of like, no, this isn't I don't
Speaker 3: think I'm going to enjoy it that much.
Speaker 2: I just kind of knew right from the start this
Speaker 2: was not going.
Speaker 3: To be one of up in that Oh I love
Speaker 3: this movie, and I was hooked, hooked the whole time.
Speaker 3: I could tell very early on that that was not
Speaker 3: going to be the case for me, and I was right.
Speaker 2: I ended the movie in the same sentiment.
Speaker 1: Okay, I loved this movie. I didn't. I didn't love
Speaker 1: this movie.
Speaker 2: It was well, I mean, I know we're getting to
Speaker 2: know each other, but.
Speaker 1: No, my god, no, it was okay. This My My
Speaker 1: main problem with this movie was it had no idea
Speaker 1: what it was. It was a comedy, was it a drama?
Speaker 1: Was it a sports movie? Who was I rooting for?
Speaker 1: I didn't understand a lot of the choices, A lot
Speaker 1: of the the tone shifted, like every ten minutes. I
Speaker 1: hated her family.
Speaker 3: First time in a while. And I hate saying this,
Speaker 3: because you know, I never liked to say negative things.
Speaker 3: I'm not really like I don't love to do that.
Speaker 3: But this was not the greatest acting we've seen either.
Speaker 2: No, I across the board of the cast.
Speaker 3: I mean, they weren't horrible. I just think we're getting
Speaker 3: you to scene some even if the script's not great,
Speaker 3: even if you know, these actors are just phenomenal and
Speaker 3: and unfortunately it some it just didn't carry you. I
Speaker 3: mean it really, it just it was it wasn't that
Speaker 3: great either, So I couldn't live on you know, we
Speaker 3: say that so many times the acting was great, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was the holes in the plot line, this and that,
Speaker 3: and honestly, I mean it was okay, it wasn't horrible,
Speaker 3: but it was like, yeah, used to the great, the
Speaker 3: great young actors we get to see all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't disagree with you. I also think it's Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where I'm again I'm doing
Speaker 1: my my damnedest as a forty eight year old man
Speaker 1: to put myself as a younger person watching the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm totally trying to do that, I really am. But
Speaker 1: I can only go so far with that because by
Speaker 1: this age I was an actor for many, many, many
Speaker 1: many years. By the age I was there, and so
Speaker 1: I'm having an easier time forgiving maybe acting that isn't
Speaker 1: that great if it was way early in the dcom runs.
Speaker 1: I'm talking early nineties that kind of stuff. As oppose,
Speaker 1: we're now two thousand and five, we've had Cheetah Girls
Speaker 1: has come out.
Speaker 2: The TV shows on the channel are freaking yes, crazy.
Speaker 1: They're great. I mean, there's like plenty of really really
Speaker 1: talented people on the channel right now, and it feels
Speaker 1: like the channel has turned corner by this point in
Speaker 1: its history of the quality of the product that they're
Speaker 1: putting out. And this felt like a five hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars movie threw together with kind of hey, let's let's
Speaker 1: get who we can get. So yes, again, not trying
Speaker 1: to bash anybody, it's just we have to not only
Speaker 1: compare it with what we thought, but with other things
Speaker 1: we're seeing. And you're right, we've just come off a
Speaker 1: high school musical two, which is this huge lavish The
Speaker 1: production is incredible.
Speaker 2: That acted like a year later, yeah, I mean a
Speaker 2: year later.
Speaker 3: Than this movie May Yeah, and you know what have
Speaker 3: been an easy fix, Sir Jason, he would.
Speaker 2: Have been an ex right in there.
Speaker 1: Of course, you throwing a sir Jason or a lady.
Speaker 2: Lady and it would have been done.
Speaker 1: But anyway, go figure was and not trying to bash
Speaker 1: it in any way show no, no, no, it was
Speaker 1: I get what it was trying to do. It just
Speaker 1: kind of fell flat for me. Go Figure is directed
Speaker 1: by Francine McDougall. We always like to point out when
Speaker 1: it's a female director, which is a rare occurrence even nowadays,
Speaker 1: especially for movies. She is best known for directing the
Speaker 1: two thousand and one comedy Sugar and Spice starring Mina
Speaker 1: Suvari and Marla Sokolov, two friends of Boy Mets World,
Speaker 1: which was her debut behind the camera. You might know
Speaker 1: her name because she also directed the Ali and ajdcom Cowbells,
Speaker 1: which we covered to go check that recap out when
Speaker 1: you have the time. She also now is an accomplished
Speaker 1: photographer and currently working in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Very cool.
Speaker 1: The movie stars Jordan Hinson, who is also mentioned online
Speaker 1: as Jordan Danger. She plays Caitlin Kingsford Gotta Love the
Speaker 1: Good Disney Decomliteration, and this was her first real job.
Speaker 1: She'd later be seen in the movie of Ary, Harold
Speaker 1: and Kumar Christmas, but is best known as Zoe Carter
Speaker 1: on the TV show Eureka Worth noting for this movie
Speaker 1: she had to learn how to ice skate and was
Speaker 1: trained by Olympic choreographer and two time Emmy winner Sarah
Speaker 1: She's worked on the Winter Olympics opening and closing ceremonies,
Speaker 1: Blades of Glory and Itania, and she was the figure
Speaker 1: skating coach in the business as well. And Jordan Hinson
Speaker 1: currently has a skincare company called Rider Supply Company made
Speaker 1: from beef tallow which apparently especially for men, is incredible
Speaker 1: for your skin. That was started at the beginning of
Speaker 1: two thousand and four. Again, I'd just like to use
Speaker 1: head and shoulders on my whole body and boom, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Whitney Sloan plays Hollywood. She was seen
Speaker 1: on shows like Judging, Amy in General Hospital and appears
Speaker 1: to have left the business in two thousand and seven
Speaker 1: with a political science degree and a graduate education outside
Speaker 1: of Los Angeles. Christine Rose is Natasha. Christine was in
Speaker 1: the Mill Gibson movie What Women Want and played Angela
Speaker 1: on the TV show Heroes. More recently, she was seen
Speaker 1: on Trial and Error and How to Get Away with Murder.
Speaker 1: The answer to that is don't kill people. Ryan Malgarini
Speaker 1: is the little brother Bradley and you for sure know
Speaker 1: Ryan as Harry Coleman and the Lindsay Lohan version of
Speaker 1: Freaky Friday. But he's also been seen on Gilmore Girls,
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the Middle Bones and as the lead on
Speaker 1: the show Gary Unmarried. Amy Hallerin is tough Girl Ronnie.
Speaker 1: She was seen in the movie Surviving Christmas and on
Speaker 1: TV shows like Superstore, Bosh and The Millers. And another
Speaker 1: familiar face for you rewinders is Tanya Gunadi, who played Mojo.
Speaker 1: You remember her, of course from Pixel Perfect, and you
Speaker 1: recognize her voice from basically every animated project from Transformers
Speaker 1: Prime to DC Superhero Girls. I was on both of
Speaker 1: those to Fancy Nancy. She also appeared on two episodes
Speaker 1: of A Girl Meets World. Very good actor. Two other
Speaker 1: actors worth mentioning. The first is Jake Abel, who plays Spencer.
Speaker 1: This was his first job ever and he went on
Speaker 1: to have an impressive Hollywood career, most recently in the
Speaker 1: surprising horror hit Malignant, but also in Percy Jackson, Supernatural
Speaker 1: and Dirty John. And We've got Friend of the Show.
Speaker 1: Paul Kieran in his back with another one of his
Speaker 1: numerous decom appearances, this time a nice juicy part as
Speaker 1: Coach Reynolds You may remember we spoke to Paul when
Speaker 1: we recap The very surreal Luck of the Irish, where
Speaker 1: they had to sit him down just to tell him, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're Irish, and let's not forget. We've got Olympic hero
Speaker 1: Christi Yamagucci as wait for it, Christy Yamaguchi. The movie
Speaker 1: is ninety two minutes long, two minutes off the target,
Speaker 1: but close enough that we're not gonna nitpick, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna cause a scene. And it's written by two people,
Speaker 1: a bell ringing writing combination, Patrick J. Clifton and Beth Regazzio,
Speaker 1: the duo behind Read It and Weep. Clifton also wrote
Speaker 1: the Rider Strong ABC movie that we recapped on Podmet's
Speaker 1: World Summertime Switch. All right, let's not waste any more time.
Speaker 1: Let's land that triple and get into go Figure. You ready,
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 2: Here we go doing it.
Speaker 1: We jump right into it, meeting Caitlin Kingford through narration.
Speaker 1: She's in the middle of a skating performance and she's really,
Speaker 1: really good. Some jealous competitors watch on and call her
Speaker 1: a dork and pray for her downfall. That's when we
Speaker 1: meet Ed and Linda, her supportive rents as she calls them,
Speaker 1: watching on in the stands alongside her younger brother, a nerdy,
Speaker 1: promising hockey player. We also see her coaches Bob and
Speaker 1: Ginger giving real Will Ferrell and Cherio Terry cheerleading vibes.
Speaker 1: She loves them, but she knows to get gold metal status,
Speaker 1: she's gonna need a Russian, That's all, she says, I
Speaker 1: just need to train with the Rushi. Doesn't seem to
Speaker 1: matter which one just a Russian, but it does matter apparently,
Speaker 1: because this is where we meet Natasha Guberman, a live
Speaker 1: action Corolla Deville and clearly named after the Rocky and
Speaker 1: Bullwinkle villain. It's Caitlyn's dream to be coached by her.
Speaker 1: And then we flash back to fifteen minutes before the performance.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn is getting ready and helps the younger girl by
Speaker 1: giving her her scrunchy. Caitlyn will just use her lucky
Speaker 1: rubber band, even though she thinks she's a lock to
Speaker 1: win and doesn't need it, And then we flash forward
Speaker 1: to Caitlyn's routine, and this is when it becomes very
Speaker 1: obvious to me anyway that Wow is her figure skating
Speaker 1: double awful nice a skater, great skater, but you just
Speaker 1: it's you just know it's not hers.
Speaker 3: She's thin and blonde, looks nothing like her. She's taller
Speaker 3: than her, she has as distinctive nose like her profile
Speaker 3: looks so different.
Speaker 2: I mean it is so noticeable.
Speaker 1: You know. What I actually thought was it would be
Speaker 1: a pretty okay stunt double for like Ashley Tisdale, Yes.
Speaker 3: Exactly, you know, Caitlin just her her whole face just
Speaker 3: didn't know much younger.
Speaker 2: This the the stunt double was a lot older.
Speaker 3: All of the figure skaters in this movie were significantly
Speaker 3: older than our lead. Y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, but it was bad. I know it
Speaker 1: was bad.
Speaker 3: It really took me out of it to find a double,
Speaker 3: a skate figure skating double in LA knowing their budget
Speaker 3: as well, like they were under some that was tight.
Speaker 2: That's that was hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's it's funny because that's how I
Speaker 1: met my girlfriend at the time, who was who was
Speaker 1: a skater, because she was the skating double for the
Speaker 1: lead girl in HT Double Hockey Sticks, who was a
Speaker 1: small blonde skater. So it's literally how I met my
Speaker 1: girlfriend was this yeah, uh, and then when I but
Speaker 1: she her name was Kila. She seamlessly move worked into
Speaker 1: the movie and h a double hockey six. You couldn't
Speaker 1: really tell whereas this was.
Speaker 3: This was pretty bad and you notice it right from
Speaker 3: the first time you see her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this was really do I mean this is
Speaker 1: the worst one so far, don't you think, because it's
Speaker 1: clearly not Jordan Hintson. I mean, do you think this
Speaker 1: is I think this is worse than Johnny Tsunami?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, No.
Speaker 3: The one I was thinking was for Kyle when Kyle
Speaker 3: was doing the right the skateboarding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his was pretty bad too.
Speaker 1: This is bad though.
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard. I get it. You're talking about kids.
Speaker 3: You're trying to f you're finding a double for for
Speaker 3: a little person, like you're not another adult.
Speaker 1: You're also filming skating where it's like it's constant twirling
Speaker 1: and moving, so the face is there all the time.
Speaker 1: This is not an easy thing to shoot around, to
Speaker 1: try to shoot skating.
Speaker 2: I noticed it, but I kind of like you had
Speaker 2: to let it go.
Speaker 1: I get I let it go.
Speaker 3: It seems like one like you're right very hard, and
Speaker 3: two you're talking about getting professional athletes that are going
Speaker 3: to be a teenager. That's got to be so hard
Speaker 3: to find.
Speaker 1: This was jarring though to me this was bad. But anyway, so,
Speaker 1: while competing, in the middle of a jump, Caitlyn's replacement
Speaker 1: rubber band breaks, throwing the skater double because it's not
Speaker 1: her to the ice. This is her nightmare, parents, coaches,
Speaker 1: fans all in dismay. She gets back up and finishes
Speaker 1: her routine to pity applause. Caitlyn makes her way off
Speaker 1: the ice to hear a skater addressing another girl down,
Speaker 1: insulting her performance and outfit. And while I thought this
Speaker 1: would be a nice moment for her to jump in
Speaker 1: and save the girl, to give a bit of you know,
Speaker 1: give the bully a bit of her mind, Nope, she
Speaker 1: just walks right by. I think this shows a little
Speaker 1: bit of the skating world which I saw too. It's
Speaker 1: kind of seems like this. Yep, she actually insists the
Speaker 1: criticism is valid. She says, in skating, you're either Christi
Speaker 1: Yamaguchi or Tanya Harding. And then man to bring that
Speaker 1: up in a Disney movie was pretty amazing. But they
Speaker 1: also kind of referenced Tanya Harding more as a skater
Speaker 1: and her skaters style as opposed to what she then
Speaker 1: infamously became famous for.
Speaker 3: Right, And I was pretty little when the Tanya Harding
Speaker 3: thing happened, so I was like, was this removed enough
Speaker 3: or was this like the nineties?
Speaker 1: I think it was. The ninety two is when for
Speaker 1: the ninety two Olympics is when that happened. So yeah,
Speaker 1: this is ten to fifteen years later, twelve years later
Speaker 1: or whatever. But to get a Tanya Harding, you know,
Speaker 1: reference in a d com is pretty amazing. But now
Speaker 1: we're in the locker room, she can already feel her
Speaker 1: competition basking in her fail. They're all a bunch of
Speaker 1: Tanya Harding, she says. The other the two earlier girls
Speaker 1: who called her a dork and prayed for her to fall,
Speaker 1: come up and kiss her butt. They're obviously mean girl liars,
Speaker 1: but her coaches Bob and Linda make her feel a
Speaker 1: little bit better. We are now back on the ice.
Speaker 1: It's the metal ceremony, and hilariously, the little girl who
Speaker 1: borrowed the scrunchy appears to be the one to have won,
Speaker 1: and Caitlin lost five points for her fall. She didn't
Speaker 1: even meddle. But good news. The Russian Nataja Gubertman, who
Speaker 1: does Russian accent, approaches Kaitlin and wants to make her
Speaker 1: a star. Even Bob and Ginger are happy for her.
Speaker 1: And with that Russian accent, you should all know the
Speaker 1: activists playing Latasha listen Rolls is from Lynnwood, California, So yeah,
Speaker 1: put it on. Put on the Russian accent the entire
Speaker 1: time she's been in a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: How did you build on her Russian accent? I was
Speaker 2: dying dying.
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad, you know, especially for a d com.
Speaker 1: You wanted to be a little bit caricatry, like I
Speaker 1: am the Russian coach, so you always do the v's
Speaker 1: for w's, Can I speak visio skater like? Things like
Speaker 1: that are just kind of cartoony, But I think that's
Speaker 1: exactly how they wanted it to be, and it worked
Speaker 1: for the character. Natasha, of course, thinks Caitlyn has big
Speaker 1: potential but need some work. Natasha loves her passion and
Speaker 1: wants to train Kaitlin at her boarding school. She said
Speaker 1: the training will be a nightmare, but those who make
Speaker 1: it through become champions. This is spot on for this
Speaker 1: world because I remember again my girlfriend is this was
Speaker 1: her life it's you skate two three times a day
Speaker 1: for several hours a day. You're constantly sore, you're constantly bruised,
Speaker 1: you're always in ice baths. It's you turn your skate
Speaker 1: from here to here, and everything's different. Oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: she was older by this point, so she was out.
Speaker 1: But yes, she was homeschooled.
Speaker 3: Well, the way I've always imagined ice skating is right
Speaker 3: along the lines of gymnasts, like they are life camps
Speaker 3: and you're living where you're training as a young person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she, my girlfriend, if memory serves, was homeschooled
Speaker 1: because that was the skating is your life you do.
Speaker 1: It's like being an actor secondary, you know, that's what
Speaker 1: you use three hours here and three hours there when
Speaker 1: you're on the set. But your job as a kid
Speaker 1: is to skate, or to be a gymnast, or to
Speaker 1: be an actor. That's what this world is like. Wild
Speaker 1: And this is why then this part through me because
Speaker 1: we're now back at her house and Caitlyn's parents aren't
Speaker 1: sold on the boarding school. It's too expensive and with
Speaker 1: her unfocused past, they don't think she'd last a day
Speaker 1: with Natasha. And this is where I was like, you
Speaker 1: don't get to this level of figure skating without having
Speaker 1: your parents being the ones who put you in it
Speaker 1: when you two. Right, So the idea that her parents
Speaker 1: are like, this is your thing, No way in hell she.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have Is that how it works?
Speaker 3: No, she wouldn't have even been in an environment or
Speaker 3: any type of stage that would have Natasha be looking
Speaker 3: at her. Yeah, if it wasn't a full blown family
Speaker 3: is all.
Speaker 1: In Yep, that's you know. They tried to save it
Speaker 1: a little bit later. They tried to save it with
Speaker 1: a conversation a little bit later. But this is where
Speaker 1: I was like, Nope, false. They didn't research the world
Speaker 1: because by the time year four in figure skating, you've
Speaker 1: already been skating two years, and you don't put yourself
Speaker 1: in there at two it's your parents going you're gonna
Speaker 1: be a figure skater. So this where the dad was like, Eh,
Speaker 1: you can't do it, Pumpkin, and the mom was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we get I was like, hmm,
Speaker 1: not at this level, not a chance. But anyway, that's
Speaker 1: my own personal stuff. I'll keep it in the back
Speaker 1: of my head, put it in a little box, shove
Speaker 1: it down until it becomes an ulcer. That's how it's
Speaker 1: supposed to work. She's storms into her brother's room now
Speaker 1: because I'm she's not gonna get money from her parents
Speaker 1: to go to this boarding school. He's studying geometric hockey
Speaker 1: positions on his computer. Natasha wants to sell his hockey
Speaker 1: puck collection for tuition. How much could sign hockey pucks
Speaker 1: be worth? But he is not into it. He calls
Speaker 1: her a spoiled self center primadonna. Don't hold back, bud,
Speaker 1: don't hold back. But at the boarding school, Caitlyn tells
Speaker 1: Natasha all about our financial troubles, and we get a
Speaker 1: weird Vladimir Putin mentioned here, which obviously has not aged well,
Speaker 1: and she keeps calling Kitlyn her little Sputnik. But she
Speaker 1: has an idea. She approaches the hockey coach and asks
Speaker 1: him to give her a falsified hockey scholarship, which, if
Speaker 1: memory serves, is exactly what landed Laurie Laughlin in prison.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? No?
Speaker 2: I thought about it. I went, oh my gosh, I
Speaker 2: was pretty shocked.
Speaker 1: This is a bad thing. This turns out to be
Speaker 1: a bad thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you cannot do this.
Speaker 1: Nope, this is uh what do they call it? Illegal?
Speaker 1: He is. Yeah, not a good thing, but Natasha thinks
Speaker 1: Caitlyn would make a great hockey player, especially since she's
Speaker 1: the only under sixteen year old skater to hit a
Speaker 1: triple axel in competition. The coach doesn't have a great team,
Speaker 1: but there's no way a figure skater is the piece
Speaker 1: he's missing. Well, unless he gets to take Natasha out
Speaker 1: for dinner. She agrees, and now we have another moral
Speaker 1: line being crossed. Thank God for this hornball hockey coach.
Speaker 1: So that's the story. If he'll he'll put her on
Speaker 1: the team if he can get a little something. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's literally what it comes down to. Expt.
Speaker 3: I had a question though, why would she be a
Speaker 3: good hockey skater because she can do a triple axel
Speaker 3: in competition? Why does that make any difference? Except for
Speaker 3: in the Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 1: It doesn't, and maybe in the Mighty Ducks it would, but.
Speaker 3: In the Mighty Ducks of movie it works out in
Speaker 3: good favor for them. But I don't understand why that
Speaker 3: would make sense, Like, oh, she'd be a great great
Speaker 3: figures for a free hockey player because she could do
Speaker 3: all these figure skating moves.
Speaker 2: I know, Okay, and someone will just push her over.
Speaker 1: I'm going to admit something crazy on this podcast, of
Speaker 1: all podcasts, never seen the Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I know, I.
Speaker 3: Know, I seen three of my Sabrita Seas then, because
Speaker 3: you don't even get this is all I know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm ashamed of myself. I admit that I
Speaker 1: know Sean Weiss, I know Marguerite Moreau, I know people
Speaker 1: in the Mighty Ducks, and I literally have never seen
Speaker 1: the Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just can't even handle it.
Speaker 1: I know. I apologize to the entire Estevas Klan, I
Speaker 1: have seen it. But Natasha informs Caitlyn she got the
Speaker 1: Buston Academy scholarship. Caitlyn is thrilled, but she also finds
Speaker 1: out hockey training starts in a week. There are no
Speaker 1: figure skating scholarships, so hockey is the only way that
Speaker 1: they can make this happen. She is forced to do
Speaker 1: both sports at the same time, even though she's never
Speaker 1: played hockey and the uniforms are gross. Eventually, she accepts
Speaker 1: in order to train with Natasha to become the best
Speaker 1: figure skater ever. We are now back at home, Caitlyn
Speaker 1: is already practicing hockey with her dad, using sticks in
Speaker 1: a ball in a laundry basket. Bradley, her awful little brother,
Speaker 1: who is actually a well trained hockey player, is disgusted,
Speaker 1: especially when she starts hitting the balls past her dad
Speaker 1: and saying, Wow, come on, this is so easy. Hockey
Speaker 1: is his thing. Now she's packing for Buxton, Caitlyn's mom
Speaker 1: says she isn't sad, she's excited for Caitlyn, and right
Speaker 1: when she praises her daughter for growing up, Caitlyn puts
Speaker 1: a load of plushies in her suitcase. And Okay, before
Speaker 1: we even get into do we like Caitlyn yet, the
Speaker 1: mom in one scene switches from you're not going to
Speaker 1: the school, you're not leaving, you're not old enough to this,
Speaker 1: we can't afford it too. I'm excited you're going to it.
Speaker 1: Just it was so quick, which they did that a
Speaker 1: bunch in this movie, where something happens in one scene
Speaker 1: and then the next scene it's completely the opposite.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, and also there there is the fact that
Speaker 3: it from the beginning in the stands, I even wrote
Speaker 3: looks like we're gonna love the parents. They're in the
Speaker 3: stands being so excited to then like, ew, no, we
Speaker 3: don't care about it. It has switched twice.
Speaker 1: Now, yes, parents, that's what I'm saying. They keep the
Speaker 1: tone of this movie, and what's going on is changing
Speaker 1: scene by scene. It's it's really strange. Yeah, now, do
Speaker 1: you let me ask a straight up question. At this point,
Speaker 1: do you like Caitlin? Do you find her a likable character?
Speaker 3: I at this point in the movie, she's she's sort
Speaker 3: of bratty. She's kind of just not a self aware
Speaker 3: I'm seeing that, right. But what's throwing me off is
Speaker 3: everyone she's around is that it looks like they're supposed
Speaker 3: to be her age is significantly older.
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm kind of going, is she.
Speaker 3: Just really young compared to everyone, Like everyone the dorm mates,
Speaker 3: everyone on her team, even the people that she's competing
Speaker 3: against in the figure skating world. Everyone seems so much
Speaker 3: older than who she is. So I'm thinking she's just
Speaker 3: like kind of supposed to be a little immature compared.
Speaker 1: To everyone's supposed to be a little girl kind of
Speaker 1: going into it.
Speaker 3: Don't worry because she and all that stuff, like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, I don't think I even
Speaker 3: have any kind of stuffed animals in high school or
Speaker 3: anything like that.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: She just seemed really young, So I was kind of thinking, Oh,
Speaker 3: she's just I don't know. I was still trying to
Speaker 3: figure it out at this point.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I do make a decision later on
Speaker 2: in the movie, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did too, But yeah, so I get what they
Speaker 1: were going for Disney wise. I just the tone just
Speaker 1: kept changing for me. I was like, well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: what are these parents? Yeah, it was very strong. Caitlyn's
Speaker 1: mom says the boarding school might help her realize there's
Speaker 1: more to life than ice skating, but Caitlyn, like a
Speaker 1: young Kobe Bryant training for basketball, doesn't think so. Again,
Speaker 1: you're almost never going to find a skater at this
Speaker 1: level who might be training for the Olympics whose parents
Speaker 1: are not in one hundred percent. You're just right, at
Speaker 1: least one parent. You're just not Yeah, for what? And
Speaker 1: they again, they try to save it later, but still
Speaker 1: and now it is her first day at Buxton and
Speaker 1: the first Eagles girl hockey practice. She's late and the
Speaker 1: coach is giving a very five marry pep talk. Caitlyn
Speaker 1: Scots at his passion, but she's surrounded by strong girls
Speaker 1: who use less conditioner in their hair than she does.
Speaker 1: We also meet Spencer, a student assistant coach, wondering why
Speaker 1: a player who can't even keep her helmet on is
Speaker 1: on the team. Fair Point coach Reynolds, who's apparently doing
Speaker 1: the whole thing so he can have sexual relations with Natasha,
Speaker 1: calls Caitlyn their quote unquote secret weapon. But when practice starts,
Speaker 1: Kitlyn has immediate trouble skating. Now, I guess that figure
Speaker 1: skates and hockey skates are two different things. I totally
Speaker 1: understand that, but would it be so different that you
Speaker 1: literally can't stand on skates while being an almost semi
Speaker 1: pro skater.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I don't believe so I know that,
Speaker 3: And they mentioned you don't have the top pick.
Speaker 1: Sure they do that in cutting it.
Speaker 3: Imagine she wouldn't be able to do her tricks. Sure
Speaker 3: if the ice hockey skates on, But the fact that
Speaker 3: she has zero balance, and later on we see her
Speaker 3: run into the side of a rink like she can't
Speaker 3: turn at all, it was.
Speaker 1: Kind of absurd.
Speaker 2: Exactly, it was absurd. It went too.
Speaker 1: Far, way too far. It's you've never been on skates before.
Speaker 1: It's not that different to where I mean we talked
Speaker 1: about this where uh you know there's the famous I
Speaker 1: think we talked about it on this podcast. There's the
Speaker 1: famous foot video footage of Tony Hawk the first time
Speaker 1: you ever go snowboarding and he's never snowboard before, and
Speaker 1: he's doing like flips and stuff because he's like, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a skateboard. Yes, it's a different thing,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I have the muscles do this.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's easier than I would think going from roller
Speaker 3: skates to roller blades.
Speaker 2: Right, it's still a blade.
Speaker 1: Ice hockey skates to figure skates.
Speaker 3: When it starts to get so absurd and like unbelievable,
Speaker 3: then you're going.
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2: You feel like anyone.
Speaker 3: Knows very much about these sports and that's not ever
Speaker 3: good for me with sports.
Speaker 1: Movies way too much. But practice continues. Turned up to
Speaker 1: eleven and Caitlin is bootsy. Yes, people, bootsy a word
Speaker 1: used by assistant Spencer. He says it means bad and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a big old limb here
Speaker 1: and say, hey, this was made up by him and
Speaker 1: for this movie. Now at Bradley's school, he learns the
Speaker 1: robo Wars are coming. It's a BattleBox type competition, and
Speaker 1: he has already entered. He's going to focus on this
Speaker 1: type of mechanics instead of playing hockey. He doesn't see
Speaker 1: the point anymore because his sister cheated to get on
Speaker 1: the team in college. I'm guessing that's what it is,
Speaker 1: even though she's in high school. But I guess it's
Speaker 1: like this was his thing, and this is what made
Speaker 1: me special in the family, and you jumped in and
Speaker 1: you are now got a scholarship for it for shame.
Speaker 2: I guess again, old is this brother?
Speaker 1: He is thirty one?
Speaker 3: O little he is such a little like. I did
Speaker 3: not understand how old he was supposed to be either.
Speaker 1: She's a freshman. I'm guessing they're supposed to make him
Speaker 1: like fifth or sixth grade. Yeah, I know it was.
Speaker 1: They made them all very young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know it was. It was strange.
Speaker 3: However, I was into the robo Wars of those TV shows.
Speaker 3: Those are so bad.
Speaker 2: I love watching them.
Speaker 3: I was excited thinking we were gonna see a lot
Speaker 3: of it, and we didn't see as much.
Speaker 1: We did not Anyway, he doesn't see the port anymore.
Speaker 1: Because his sister cheated to get on the team in
Speaker 1: high school, it seems like a very easy retreat if
Speaker 1: he loves hockey. He did quit very briefly. We never
Speaker 1: once saw.
Speaker 2: Him playing hockey either.
Speaker 1: At all, which they should have. After the Eagles first
Speaker 1: hockey practice, Caitlyn tries to fit into the locker room dynamics.
Speaker 1: We meet her teammates Hollywood, Ronnie the captain, and Mojo,
Speaker 1: a teammate who appears to be a hippie witch of
Speaker 1: some kind, one of those kind of yeah. Next practice
Speaker 1: she finds out is tomorrow at seven a m. That
Speaker 1: is early, and Caitlyn knows what she has to do.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. This was the one funny part of
Speaker 1: the thing. She's like, I can do this, no problem,
Speaker 1: and they smash cut to we jumped to Coach Rentals,
Speaker 1: the hockey's coach's office, and she's quitting. We get a
Speaker 1: lot of extreme close ups of Caitlyn's mouth in this movie.
Speaker 3: This was one of my sabrinas seas, why are they
Speaker 3: doing like, I don't know, close ups of mouth.
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was an.
Speaker 2: Odd don't understand her. Maybe there's something will we'll be
Speaker 2: able to enlighten me on and.
Speaker 1: You don't know, mouth focus. Really that is like, oh.
Speaker 2: Symbolism of something. I was like, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: I hated them. They're awkward and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's was really weird. An odd choice for the director
Speaker 1: to just occasionally focus on someone's mouth and then pull
Speaker 1: out it was. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was weird.
Speaker 1: But coach Reynolds does not accept her resignation. He says
Speaker 1: if she quits now, he'll have to answer a lot
Speaker 1: of questions because he broke the rules for her. You think,
Speaker 1: how about also sleeping with the woman as kind of
Speaker 1: a bribe. Maybe we should tackle that, coach. But if
Speaker 1: she plays her cards right, she won't have to play
Speaker 1: in a single game. He also warns her to keep
Speaker 1: the figure skating stuff to herself because her teammates don't
Speaker 1: need any more AMMO on her. Caitlyn arrives at her
Speaker 1: dorm room and meets her roomy, her teammate Amy quote
Speaker 1: unquote Hollywood Henderson, who introduced her herself as left wing.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn says, she's a moderate conservative. Very funny. I also
Speaker 1: love just because shout out to a hometown or close
Speaker 1: to the hometown where she says, I'm not really from Hollywood,
Speaker 1: I'm from Tepega. Amy actually seems kind and supportive, but
Speaker 1: she thinks Caitlyn's Christy Yamaguchi poster is just there for irony.
Speaker 1: Hollywood doesn't think quote unquote twirl girls, which is what
Speaker 1: they call figure skaters in the hockey world, are real
Speaker 1: skaters and bashes the sport as freakish. Just then Ronnie
Speaker 1: and Mojo enter. Ronnie definitely isn't nice and has very
Speaker 1: low expectations for the season. Meanwhile, Mojo sages the room.
Speaker 1: We are now at figure skating practice, Caitlyn feels much
Speaker 1: more at home. Natasha coaches her, but the other girls
Speaker 1: in the club are just as unfriendly as the hockey team.
Speaker 1: But Natasha isn't impressed with any of them. And when
Speaker 1: Caitlyn's body double shines and skates very well and Natasha
Speaker 1: praises her new little sputnik, it causes even more tension
Speaker 1: on the team. She overhears them talking about her hockey
Speaker 1: scholarship and attacking her in the locker room. She eventually
Speaker 1: has had enough and rushes in to stand up for
Speaker 1: Bob and junior her coaches, saying she'll be doing her
Speaker 1: talking on the ice boom. Back in the dorms, Caitlyn
Speaker 1: sneaks into the janitorial closet, where she's apparently hidden some
Speaker 1: of her more twirly girl items. Her Christy Yamagucci poster
Speaker 1: now with darts in it, her ice skating dress, and
Speaker 1: an entire setup to cook meth I'm kidding. I was
Speaker 1: just seeing if everybody is still with me. It was plushies.
Speaker 1: She's not, in fact cooking, and she gets comfortable as
Speaker 1: the janitor walks in. They apparently have an agreement, and
Speaker 1: she slides him a sandwich to keep him quiet.
Speaker 2: Giant sandwich, A huge two.
Speaker 1: She had two enormous sandwiches in her face.
Speaker 3: I mean, just you we are breaking any type of
Speaker 3: type cast that figure skaters don't eat, because she.
Speaker 1: Pulls a six foot HOGI yeah, exactly, and there you go.
Speaker 1: Later that night, passing a bar venue, she sees assistant
Speaker 1: coach Spencer playing in a rock band. Keep this in
Speaker 1: mind because it becomes very important to the story. She
Speaker 1: does not seem impressed. She quietly enters her dorm room
Speaker 1: only to see Hollywood still up studying for an exam,
Speaker 1: an exam Caitlyn didn't even know existed. Caitlyn's roommate is
Speaker 1: already suspicious about what's going on. It's now the next morning,
Speaker 1: Caitlyn's on the phone with her mom complaining about how
Speaker 1: hard school is. Her mom says she's having a quote
Speaker 1: Internet garage sale and getting rid of her junk. What
Speaker 1: is that? What's an Internet rodge show?
Speaker 2: Is that eBay back then?
Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean, I don't know. It's that we could
Speaker 1: talk about that. She might become a billionaire, who knows.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I feel like eBay was around around that time.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and five maybe, but it was. It was
Speaker 1: early in the days. Yeah, there was like one thing
Speaker 1: being sold okay, quick trivia question. And I can't believe
Speaker 1: I even know this, but I do. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is one of the dumb things in my head. What
Speaker 1: was the first item ever sold on eBay? Nope? A
Speaker 1: broken laser pointer was the very first item ever sold
Speaker 1: on eBay?
Speaker 2: Why would someone sell something broken?
Speaker 1: I would go farther to say, why the hell would
Speaker 1: I know that? But I do. Everybody around there is
Speaker 1: googling and chat gpting, and you're gonna find out I'm
Speaker 1: in fact correct, very strange. It is now the first
Speaker 1: game of the hockey season, and Natasha is in the stands.
Speaker 1: The girls are getting ready in the locker room. Mojo
Speaker 1: is rubbing garlic in her skates, Hollywood is doing yoga,
Speaker 1: and Caitlyn is applying makeup, which infuriates Ronnie. Kaitlyn isn't
Speaker 1: nervous because she's pretty sure she won't be playing at all.
Speaker 1: We join the game with the Eagles already down five nothing.
Speaker 1: Spencer wants to put in Kaitlyn so she'll quit faster,
Speaker 1: we find out, especially because we learned that scholarship athletes
Speaker 1: have to play, which was probably a late plot point
Speaker 1: added to the script because they needed to get her
Speaker 1: in there for some reason. And just like that, Caitlyn
Speaker 1: is put in the game. Caitlyn is frozen. She's terrified
Speaker 1: on the ice. Natasha can't believe he put her in
Speaker 1: the game. She could get hurt. Coach Reynolds, however, his
Speaker 1: hands are tied. She has to play, which again they
Speaker 1: seem like they added after he said, don't worry, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna have to play. Now she has to play well.
Speaker 3: And it was never just gust on Natasha and Coates
Speaker 3: Reynolds's initial conversation that she can't play. She was giving
Speaker 3: him the reasons why she'd be a great hockey player,
Speaker 3: thinking that she was most likely going to have to
Speaker 3: play whole.
Speaker 2: Thing lost again, they're changing anything of liars. I don't
Speaker 2: be anything in this script anymore.
Speaker 1: I am done. If you're a liar, I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: You're out.
Speaker 1: It's over. They were just kept They kept changing it
Speaker 1: from scene to scene. It was that's what I meant
Speaker 1: by tone. It just really I keep saying odd, bizarre
Speaker 1: and strange and weird.
Speaker 2: But it was it goes to our like magical rules.
Speaker 2: There's the rules, not build.
Speaker 1: The world, build the world? What ruled? Because if you
Speaker 1: give me a set of rules, I know what to follow.
Speaker 1: Now lost, but it is anyway she has to play.
Speaker 1: We watch her once again check herself into the boards.
Speaker 1: Ronnie calls for a block from Caitlyn, but Caitlyn totally
Speaker 1: misses it. Ronnie is checked to the ground. This makes
Speaker 1: Ronnie mad enough to tackle Caitlyn, her own teammate. This
Speaker 1: just is not working out. The team piles into the
Speaker 1: locker room and the co WHI is furious with Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Spencer tells Caitlyn that he's impressed she hasn't quit yet,
Speaker 1: but he knows she's trouble for the team. Back at
Speaker 1: the dorms, Hollywood thinks Caitlyn got off easy for missing
Speaker 1: that block and wants to see the bump on Caitlyn's head.
Speaker 1: In the process of inspection, Hollywood knocks down a cup
Speaker 1: filled with it's either Hawaiian punch or blood, We're not
Speaker 1: entirely sure. Hollywood wants to get a mop from the
Speaker 1: janitor's closet, but Caitlyn quickly stops her. Caitlyn goes in
Speaker 1: to get it herself, but Hollywood sneaks in behind her
Speaker 1: and sees her sad little figure skating set up. She
Speaker 1: knew she was a tooral girl. Hollywood admits she can't
Speaker 1: tell anyone or Caitlyn would be skinned alive, So hey,
Speaker 1: good friend, they're setting her up. I won't ratch out.
Speaker 1: Later on their way to class, Hollywood just wishes Caitlyn
Speaker 1: would have just told her she was a tooral girl.
Speaker 1: She's never met one before, and she's actually pretty nice
Speaker 1: about it. We are back at Caitlyn's family's house. Bradley
Speaker 1: is working on his robot Destructo. He's joined by his
Speaker 1: little school friend. The name for the character is listed
Speaker 1: as hooneron Hooner, we never hear it, but Hooner the
Speaker 1: robot shorts out, crashing into a tree and it speeds
Speaker 1: up off down the street. I guess it is back
Speaker 1: to the drawing board for them. We are now at
Speaker 1: figure skating practice. Natasha continues to turn Caitlyn into a champion,
Speaker 1: infuriating Pamela, her most competitive teammate, who clearly does not
Speaker 1: like Caitlyn. At the school cafeteria, Kitlyn sees her hockey team.
Speaker 1: It's at one table, coach Spencer at another table, and
Speaker 1: two figure skaters, one of them being Hater, asked Pamela nearby.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, where is she gonna sit? Eventually, Pamela calls
Speaker 1: her over and congratulates her for making the front page
Speaker 1: of the school paper. She turns it around and it's
Speaker 1: a picture of her fighting with Ronnie. But instead of
Speaker 1: antagonizing her more, Pamela says she's sorry for being mean.
Speaker 1: I don't buy this. I don't buy it. I don't
Speaker 1: buy exactly. She invites Kitlyn to a party tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: but Caitlyn can't go. There's a Natasha Knight practice, but
Speaker 1: Caitlyn eventually gives in. She'll party for a little while,
Speaker 1: and I don't buy it. I don't think Pamela's all
Speaker 1: of a sudden be a nice door. Meanwhile, Spencer and
Speaker 1: his hockey team, we think, walk by the girl's practice
Speaker 1: facility and he sees Caitlyn practicing alone. Worth noting. Here
Speaker 1: we do get a nice shot of Jordan Hinson actually skating.
Speaker 1: There's no stunt double, but also no tricks, but hey,
Speaker 1: that's to be understand but at least we get to
Speaker 1: see her skating, so it doesn't pull you out of
Speaker 1: the scene. Spencer goes in to say hi, and he
Speaker 1: is impressed with her work ethic, but Caitlyn doesn't trust
Speaker 1: him and wants him to leave. He makes a deal
Speaker 1: with her, if she can get a puck past him,
Speaker 1: he'll never say another bad word about her or to
Speaker 1: her again. So she does what she does best. She
Speaker 1: makes a quick spin move and he immediately is down
Speaker 1: on his back. She skates past him and scores perfectly
Speaker 1: on the open net. Wait, what the so, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden she's good? When did that happen?
Speaker 2: For the last ten minutes. Will of course she's good.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I don't understand wh I was
Speaker 2: like waiting to see for ten full minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, she is now ready for not the Olympic figure
Speaker 3: skating team, but the Olympic women's hockey team.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the.
Speaker 2: Hell's obviously good now?
Speaker 1: But did you were you? Like what? You were just
Speaker 1: out by this point? Were you did? You had checked
Speaker 1: out yet? Wrap it up and roll the credits, because
Speaker 1: it was I was like, wait, how is she good?
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, I did notice though he doesn't
Speaker 3: skate at all, so he's like this assistant coach.
Speaker 1: Yeah in a band, keep that in mind, that's important.
Speaker 1: And then this yeah, well, soon after this happens, the
Speaker 1: college party were there, and it looks like a college party,
Speaker 1: but it's actually high school. And it's strange because there's
Speaker 1: some people that look like they're in college and other
Speaker 1: kids that look like they're eleven.
Speaker 3: This Like, I don't know much about boarding schools. I've
Speaker 3: never been to one. I don't have any friends that
Speaker 3: come from them, so I have no like real pictures,
Speaker 3: but I would not assume boarding schools looked like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, both my brothers went to school, private school, but
Speaker 1: not boarding school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like living in a dorm okay maybe, but like
Speaker 3: able to like throw parties.
Speaker 1: Like this, Yeah, or just go to the supply room
Speaker 1: and get other things. Yeah, No, I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I don't know. Maybe it is
Speaker 1: and I missed out on going to boarding.
Speaker 2: And buy this for a second, not for I buy
Speaker 2: this for a.
Speaker 1: Second her getting good with one practice that I buy.
Speaker 1: So this high school party's in full swing. Caitlyn arrives
Speaker 1: and is immediately welcomed by Pamela. She tells her that
Speaker 1: they've run out of cups and they need some more
Speaker 1: from the supply room. Caitlyn gladly lends a helping hand,
Speaker 1: but it's obvious that she has some devilish plan. When
Speaker 1: she enters the utility room, Pamela locks the door and
Speaker 1: a can of purple paint covers her head to toe.
Speaker 1: A poster on furls and reads go home, spot Nick.
Speaker 1: And then a little while later, her janitor friend finally
Speaker 1: opens the door and lets her out. As she rushes out,
Speaker 1: she sus Spencer, who appears to either be just returning
Speaker 1: or going to a gig with his band. The reason
Speaker 1: I've mentioned his band several times now is because she
Speaker 1: walked by and showed him in that one scene where
Speaker 1: he's playing with the band, and it's never mentioned again. No,
Speaker 1: not in any way, shape or form. Hey are you
Speaker 1: in a band? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thot you're beat series. I was like, gosh, I
Speaker 3: don't I think I know. I don't remember going to
Speaker 3: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, never never mentioned the band.
Speaker 2: But it's important.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't even ask him, Hey, you're in a band,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he Again, it was never mentioned again. I
Speaker 1: was a whole I was joking with you about keeping
Speaker 1: because there was never she Hey, what's the name of
Speaker 1: your band? You figure that would come up, but it didn't.
Speaker 1: And then we get Christi Yamaguchi Welcome a celebrity cameo.
Speaker 1: She's performing in coaching Pamela with coach Natasha watching on
Speaker 1: the still purple paint dows. Caitlyn can't believe her eyes.
Speaker 1: Christyamagucci is right there, but she's bummed. Mean girl Pamela
Speaker 1: is getting tutored by her hero. Natasha says it's because
Speaker 1: Caitlyn was late. This type of behavior can't happen. Caitlyn
Speaker 1: didn't even have a choice to tell her the real story.
Speaker 1: She leaves the ice with the coach telling her she
Speaker 1: blew it and I just wanted her to be like,
Speaker 1: she locked me in a thing and dumped paint on me,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna hold it against ah.
Speaker 3: I wish that added in that Pamela ratted her out
Speaker 3: that she went to this party instead of going like
Speaker 3: I wish it would have been a little bit bigger
Speaker 3: of a deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree it was. It was like, all right,
Speaker 2: Scott bamboozle, but.
Speaker 1: Dam I love pambo You can say the main you're
Speaker 1: gonna pam the what you won't say it. Eventually, Caitlyn
Speaker 1: gets to sit down with her idle, Christy Yamaguchi. Christie
Speaker 1: says Natasha is one of the best coaches out there
Speaker 1: and even if today went poorly, she believes in Kitln.
Speaker 1: Kitlyn needs to decide if she's willing to go the
Speaker 1: distance and maybe next time she can skate with the Yamagooch.
Speaker 1: Then we get a montage Caitlyn getting a whopping D
Speaker 1: plus which isn't that bad on a quiz she didn't
Speaker 1: know about, and then gets slammed bad.
Speaker 2: It's horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, de plus, come on, you're you're, you're, you're working
Speaker 1: on you got.
Speaker 2: You're almost average.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Thank you very much. That's how I looked at it.
Speaker 1: I looked at it this way. Without people like me,
Speaker 1: the top half of the class wouldn't have existed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly how I looked at it. She didn't know
Speaker 1: about the quiz. She gets slammed on the hockey rink.
Speaker 1: Ronnie hazes her, and then Caitlyn takes a bus home
Speaker 1: while still wearing her hockey pads and uniform. She calls
Speaker 1: Bob and Ginger, who are willing to take her back
Speaker 1: to trainer for the next junior championship, but Caitlyn knows
Speaker 1: exactly where she should be, and that's with the Russian
Speaker 1: competing to be the best of the best. Back at
Speaker 1: her family's house, she's crying with her parents when her
Speaker 1: brother walks by. Thrilled to see her in pain, he
Speaker 1: tells his dad to pay up. Yep, the little brother
Speaker 1: bet on her to quit and come back home. Yes,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't make it, and with that, I think we
Speaker 1: can have Bradley and to the top three for worst
Speaker 1: dcom little brothers ever, would you not agree.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, her parents are falling, falling right into our other category,
Speaker 3: yeah parents in dcom's as well.
Speaker 1: This was yeah, this was not And even her mom
Speaker 1: admits she saw this coming.
Speaker 2: Yes, so rude.
Speaker 1: Her mom admits she saw this coming.
Speaker 2: Oh so rude.
Speaker 1: Who is this family?
Speaker 4: Who is his family?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Rightfully? Of course, Caitlyn runs away, sobbing into a
Speaker 1: room and dramatically falls where her bed would be, only
Speaker 1: to find it's been replaced by pillows and boxes. Her
Speaker 1: mom enters and Kaitlyn is so mad. Her mom moved
Speaker 1: moved her bed to the garage because she needed the room.
Speaker 1: She's been gone for like a week, and her mom
Speaker 1: clears out her bedroom.
Speaker 3: She dove into that set of boxes and billows so hard.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's but this is part of the problem
Speaker 1: I had with this movie is what is this movie?
Speaker 1: Because we go from this drama to where it's also
Speaker 1: her parents throw all of her stuff out of her bedroom.
Speaker 1: But then it's like a funny kind of Yeah, she
Speaker 1: writes junk on her moving boxes. It's her plushy and
Speaker 1: it's I couldn't tell because the tone keeps shifting. Is
Speaker 1: it comedy, is it drama? What is this movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know this mom is harsh. I during this moment,
Speaker 2: love love.
Speaker 1: I've said this many times. Sports movies like this are
Speaker 1: my favorite thing in the world. I've read Cutting Edge,
Speaker 1: all these kind of the step up movies, anything like this,
Speaker 1: these movies, Johnny'sunami, these movies I'm in. I love mode.
Speaker 1: I love this thing. This one did not know what
Speaker 1: it was. It just the tone was everywhere. Caitlyn grabs
Speaker 1: her box to cry and run outside, still hear in
Speaker 1: a hockey jersey and pads by the way. She stops
Speaker 1: by a nearby park bench and appears to be freezing
Speaker 1: as we can see the actress's breath. She takes inventory
Speaker 1: of her plus she's happy to see each one, but
Speaker 1: under the stuffed animal, she finds a picture frame in
Speaker 1: a bunch of metals, all from her mom's figure skating career,
Speaker 1: and just then her mom walks up. Her mom and
Speaker 1: Mitch she was also a toal girl, and she was
Speaker 1: actually really good, but had weak ankles and then motherhood
Speaker 1: stopped her progress. She admits she'd been scared for her
Speaker 1: and a little jealous. She apologizes and said she was
Speaker 1: only trying to protect her from disappointment. So this is
Speaker 1: where they tried to save it, where it's like, this
Speaker 1: is almost why I've been acting like this towards you.
Speaker 1: But then she never would have put her into figure skating.
Speaker 1: And when you start that young, someone puts you into
Speaker 1: figure skating exactly exactly. Yeah, it was didn't add up, Sabrina.
Speaker 2: And you're telling me, I mean, I just don't believe.
Speaker 3: It's not like you have to know everything about your parents' past,
Speaker 3: but I don't believe it never comes up about something
Speaker 3: like that. I mean, if she's talking about motherhood being
Speaker 3: a big reason why she stopped this, lady, did you're
Speaker 3: skating until.
Speaker 1: She was what in her mid twenties at least?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mid twenties, right, Okay, you seriously went to grandma's
Speaker 3: house and grandma didn't have one figure skating or metal
Speaker 3: up or.
Speaker 1: Anything, and you, now by this point have been yeah,
Speaker 1: and you've by this point you've been skating too, and
Speaker 1: it never comes up broad check five.
Speaker 3: I am really just count down the minutes like absolute garbage.
Speaker 2: I cannot handle this any longer.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sabrina, checking out on a d com might be
Speaker 1: my new favorite thing ever. By the way, yes, this.
Speaker 2: Is because it doesn't happen very much.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It takes a lot, but
Speaker 1: this one was just This one was a lot of
Speaker 1: it is just the writing. It's it needed a polish
Speaker 1: from beginning to end of what is this movie? Who
Speaker 1: are these characters? What are they trying to do? What
Speaker 1: are they getting? It was, Yeah, it was all over
Speaker 1: the place. Anyway, Caitlyn stands up. She knows her parents
Speaker 1: didn't raise a quitter, and because of hockey, she has
Speaker 1: stronger ankles than her mom. She's going back to boarding
Speaker 1: school to quote unquote kick some ice back in the house.
Speaker 1: Coaches Bob and Ginger arrived just as Kaitlyn is saying
Speaker 1: goodbye to her family. Bob and Ginger realize what's happening,
Speaker 1: and once again they wish her all the luck in
Speaker 1: the world. These are wonderful, understanding coaches and people. Yes,
Speaker 1: she needs more. She should have left with these people
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Been like these feel like grandparents to her in a sense,
Speaker 3: like they are the sweetest couple to her, so forgiving
Speaker 3: and so sweet, so wonderful. Great.
Speaker 1: But in that first scene where she says, Hey, I
Speaker 1: want to go, I've got a chance to train with
Speaker 1: one of the best people in the world, and her
Speaker 1: father's just trying to shoot her out of the way
Speaker 1: of standing in front of the game. I was like, really,
Speaker 1: this is the guy.
Speaker 2: No I'm talking about. I've talked about the the coaches.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying Bob and Ginger are awesome,
Speaker 1: saying her parents are terrible. The dad was like shoeing
Speaker 1: her out of the way while she should have lived
Speaker 1: with Bob and Ginger. Yes, she's still in uniform and
Speaker 1: pads though. When Caitlyn hugs everyone and says goodbye, as
Speaker 1: Bradley pays his dad the twenty dollars he now ows,
Speaker 1: and they just keep betting on this girl's miserable life failures.
Speaker 1: Back in the locker room, the girls are entering for
Speaker 1: practice and are shocked to see Kaitlyn ready to go.
Speaker 1: We get another montage with scenes from the hockey practice.
Speaker 1: The team's looking great, and more importantly, Caitlyn is right
Speaker 1: in line. She's then at the library carrying around a
Speaker 1: ton of books and of course that a cinematic code
Speaker 1: for studying and getting smarter. She is even starting to
Speaker 1: understand geometry. Her stunt double is competing in the regional
Speaker 1: figure skating championships because we know it's not her, and
Speaker 1: she wins, much to a slow clapping Natasha's delight. Pamela
Speaker 1: continues to be an insecure hater. Then we're back in
Speaker 1: the hockey team. Caitlyn is still checked left and right,
Speaker 1: but she's getting right back up. Spencer also sees her
Speaker 1: endlessly studying in the library and smiles. He's developing a
Speaker 1: bit of a crush on this girl who's way younger
Speaker 1: than him, which feels like a real boarding school administration
Speaker 1: issue since he's also a coach on the team. The
Speaker 1: montage ends, and in Coach Reynolds's office, we see Natasha
Speaker 1: giving him an earfoll. She's demanding to keep Kaitlyn off
Speaker 1: the ice, which Spencer then overhears. Concurrently, Caitlyn is getting
Speaker 1: ready for a game with a ton of glitter on
Speaker 1: her face. Spencer enters and offers to help with taping
Speaker 1: up the skate stuff and flirts with her quite a bit.
Speaker 1: We cut two fifteen minutes left in the game and
Speaker 1: the Eagles are down one. Coach will not put in Caitlyn,
Speaker 1: even though Mojo got injured. He says he knows what's
Speaker 1: best of the team. Spencer doesn't get why they're keeping
Speaker 1: their secret weapon on the bench. Spencer tells coach, we
Speaker 1: need her more than you need your little Russian friend. Wow.
Speaker 1: And this, people is the reaction, you know, that's it,
Speaker 1: you know, quite a reaction anyway. Spencer alludes that he'll
Speaker 1: tell the others if he doesn't put her in always
Speaker 1: room for blackmail, and just like that, she's on the
Speaker 1: ice on a breakaway. Ronnie won't pass to Kaitlyn even
Speaker 1: though she's open, but Hollywood picks up the loose puck
Speaker 1: and scores herself. It is tied at too after the goal.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn is hammered on the next play but wants to
Speaker 1: stay in. They're only two minutes left and she's wearing
Speaker 1: her lucky color. Even Ronnie seems impressed with the toughness.
Speaker 1: Back on the ice, Caitlyn is using her brother's geometry
Speaker 1: to decide where to shoot, and she's tripped up on
Speaker 1: the opponent's stick. A penalty is called, but Kitlyn isn't
Speaker 1: done with this. She approaches the player who tripped her
Speaker 1: and tries to start a good old fashioned hockey fight,
Speaker 1: but the other girl quickly backs down. It's revealed that
Speaker 1: her teammates were right behind her for intimidation, but they
Speaker 1: were all very impressed, even Ronnie. With the game tied
Speaker 1: to two, we have five seconds left, Ronnie scores on
Speaker 1: a Kitlyn assist. It's their first win in three years. Wow,
Speaker 1: that happened very quickly. I hope he didn't blink and
Speaker 1: miss the goal. Now the team is celebrating at a
Speaker 1: party and Caitlyn is invited. It is a pretty cool
Speaker 1: party and the DJ's wearing a spacesuit. Ronnie hands the
Speaker 1: astronaut DJSCD to play and it gets the partier even hypier.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn is excited to finally have friends, which is odd,
Speaker 1: not just competition. She's even chumming it up with Ronnie
Speaker 1: and likes the music she brought. How do I know
Speaker 1: that this is the incredible exchange that happened at the party.
Speaker 1: This music is hip hop. I was gonna say, fat,
Speaker 1: this music is hip hop. I was going to say fat.
Speaker 4: Love it.
Speaker 1: Back at Caitlyn's house, her dad and brother are still
Speaker 1: working on the Fighting Robot. Do you remember Fighting Robot?
Speaker 1: Remember when we mentioned that briefly, yes, two hours ago?
Speaker 1: Remember that bet you forgot. Well, it looks like they
Speaker 1: have a killer robot now in their hands. We're now
Speaker 1: back at school. Ronnie and the hockey team are excited
Speaker 1: for the rest of the season, but Caitlyn has an
Speaker 1: idea so they can get even better. It's ballot, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's that's pronounced. No, it's ballet people, it's ballet exercises something.
Speaker 2: You know, if you could call those ballet exercises.
Speaker 1: Was she not doing a plea?
Speaker 3: Uh not really, it was the could have easily done more.
Speaker 1: I mean you did ballet obviously, right, Yes.
Speaker 2: There's not all.
Speaker 3: There's there's way, I mean, non ballet people can do it.
Speaker 3: There's like a commercial out right now that has a
Speaker 3: ton of ballet people with people that don't do ballet.
Speaker 2: They could have done it. I ballet did not do
Speaker 2: enough of that.
Speaker 1: I didn't do ballet, but I was raised going to ballet.
Speaker 1: I went to the ballet every year. I loved ballet,
Speaker 1: really really, Yes to God, every year I go to
Speaker 1: the ballet.
Speaker 2: You could pay me to wonderful Nutcracker again, you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't, really, Oh, I love oh Man. I saw the
Speaker 1: Russian company doing Romeo and Juliet and Santa Barbara with
Speaker 1: Bill Daniels. Oh, it was phenomenal. They do these fights
Speaker 1: to ballet. It was incredible.
Speaker 3: Could I was a part of the Nutcracker too many
Speaker 3: times to ever go see?
Speaker 1: Oh every year? Loved it. A little little something more
Speaker 1: you learn about me. It's ballet, Like we talked about
Speaker 1: something she knows from figure skating, a sport. She's slowly
Speaker 1: trying to get the teammates to understand. This is where
Speaker 1: we get another monta of a slew of eagles wins.
Speaker 1: They are on a roll. We see Spencer walking with
Speaker 1: Caitlin and we're watching a relationship blossom right in front
Speaker 1: of our eyes. Here it's four pm and she has
Speaker 1: to leave now. She thinks she can't tell Spencer why,
Speaker 1: but he reveals he knows all about the figure skating club.
Speaker 1: At first he wanted her just to fail, but then
Speaker 1: wanted to see how long she could keep up the pace.
Speaker 1: Then he just wanted to keep seeing her and have
Speaker 1: her not quit the team. Very sweet. You can see
Speaker 1: why he went on to have kind of a big career.
Speaker 1: He's charming and you know he definitely you know, he
Speaker 1: gives all the right feels all the right vibes for
Speaker 1: the leading dcom guy. Totally see why he took off
Speaker 1: and became some absolutely so he helps her get to practice,
Speaker 1: and when she arrives, she sees Shelby, the former champ,
Speaker 1: getting reamed by Natasha. Caitlin follows a crying Shelby to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, where she thinks Shelby is doing steroids but
Speaker 1: she's just a diabetic. When all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: needle drops underneath the door.
Speaker 3: I was like like watching through my fingers.
Speaker 2: I could I Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 3: The needles a needle dack that it even alluded to
Speaker 3: that on a DCM shocked the hell out of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it wasn't it at all.
Speaker 3: They quickly say, no, she's diabetic. But the way it
Speaker 3: dropped on the floor, I mean it definitely looked like
Speaker 3: some shit was going down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd never think you'd see, but there you go.
Speaker 2: Shocked me to the core. Yeah, to the core.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Caitlin offers to take her to yogurt and they
Speaker 1: quickly become best pals. But the pressure being seventeen and
Speaker 1: winning a medal is getting to Shelby, and that I
Speaker 1: also know is completely and totally real when it comes
Speaker 1: to that world where it's like I I think when
Speaker 1: I was dating my girlfriend, she was like we were
Speaker 1: like twenty one, twenty two something like that, and it
Speaker 1: was that same thing where she's like, I'm the clock sticken,
Speaker 1: I've got I have like a year. You know, there
Speaker 1: are very very few twenty nine year old skating champions.
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't really happen. So she's like, all right,
Speaker 1: clock's ticket, it's real. We are now in hockey practice again.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn is trying to teach the team about her brother's
Speaker 1: geometry on ice, and coach Reynolds even says, you go girl.
Speaker 1: But he's not getting anything from the coaches. But he's
Speaker 1: also not getting anything from the teammates. And it also
Speaker 1: seems like he's not getting anything from Natasha anymore because
Speaker 1: we haven't seen her mad or anything the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Who knows. I don't even want to think.
Speaker 2: I can't think he get this point. They're already done, I.
Speaker 1: Think, so took. We're now in another hockey game. The
Speaker 1: Eagles keep winning now using the geometry and ballet to
Speaker 1: get past the semi semi finals. The championships are next
Speaker 1: on the nineteenth. Uh oh, that's the same day as
Speaker 1: a senior Nationals for figure skating. She knows this because
Speaker 1: she has a huge calendar printed out with the date
Speaker 1: on it. Caitlyn visits Natasha to tell her all about
Speaker 1: the dilemma. Natasha says, these nationals are an entry to
Speaker 1: the Olympics and she can't miss them, even if she
Speaker 1: thinks she owes something to her new friends. This is
Speaker 1: her shot, This is her moment, the decision that will
Speaker 1: define her for the rest, for life and fair it's
Speaker 1: for the Olympics, right right, I mean, you win the
Speaker 1: national championship in figure skating, you've got a shot at
Speaker 1: making the Olympic team.
Speaker 3: I know. I just think, with the exception of Christy Yamaguchi,
Speaker 3: the level of ice skating we've seen, I am now
Speaker 3: adding another check that does not follow that they are
Speaker 3: at the level of Olympic qualifying competition.
Speaker 1: In all fairness, Caitlyn might not be Her stunt double
Speaker 1: could be. We don't know her stunt doubles pretty ind no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but now, of course, weighed down by pressure, Caitlyn takes
Speaker 1: to the ice to figure skate. Spencer shows up. He
Speaker 1: knew he'd find her there. He asked what she's gonna do.
Speaker 1: He thinks the choice is obvious, which it is. She
Speaker 1: should figure skate, which she should. She is a natural,
Speaker 1: but Caitlyn is not convinced. She loves hockey. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: then come back to the team next year. She calls
Speaker 1: her mom for if I sit on the bench and
Speaker 1: clap along, and you know, put you your teammate out there.
Speaker 1: They they're fine without you. I promise, Caitlin, go figure skate.
Speaker 1: She calls her mom for advice, catching her while she's
Speaker 1: adding items to her new internet garage sale site, and
Speaker 1: we think, now it's official. Her mom did, in fact,
Speaker 1: invent eBay, So none of this matters at the end
Speaker 1: of the day because they're billionaires. Caitlyn's mom tells her
Speaker 1: to do what she feels. She wants her to ask herself,
Speaker 1: what will make you a better woman? Then, while perusing
Speaker 1: her well revolutionary eBay site, Caitlyn finds her mom's figure
Speaker 1: skating dress for sale and buys it. She ships it
Speaker 1: to the janitor to keep the identity secret. Back at
Speaker 1: the Kingsford House, Bob and Ginger arrive excited for Saturday's
Speaker 1: big figure skating event, but they learn Saturday might actually
Speaker 1: just be a hockey game. Because of scheduling, Caitlyn can't
Speaker 1: do both. Bradley, again, the worst brother in the history
Speaker 1: of the world, is happy to see his sister still struggling,
Speaker 1: but no one is one hundred percent sure what she'll
Speaker 1: actually do. Bradley takes off for his room and his
Speaker 1: mom follows. She wants to know what's going on with him.
Speaker 1: Why is he being such a dick. He says he's
Speaker 1: focused on his robot, but it's obvious he's jealous that
Speaker 1: Katelyn is playing hockey and took away his spotlight. He
Speaker 1: admits he quit because he thinks he should have been
Speaker 1: the one to get the scholarship, but his mom explains
Speaker 1: Caitlyn's team is using his plays. His sister's been calling
Speaker 1: to thank him, but he isn't returning her calls. And
Speaker 1: all this emotional dialogue is said with a Solar System
Speaker 1: poster behind the mom that loudly spells out uranus. It
Speaker 1: does giant, giant uranus right behind them. Make of that
Speaker 1: what you will. Their mom says there's room for two
Speaker 1: hockey players in this family, and he says he'll think
Speaker 1: about calling Caitlyn that night in the secret closet. She's
Speaker 1: surprised by the janitor who walks in to give her
Speaker 1: a sandwich. Again. They're just passing big sandwiches back and
Speaker 1: forth and deliver her mom's figure skating dress. She knows
Speaker 1: whatever decision she makes is huge, and she doesn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. She eeny meanie miny mos it between
Speaker 1: the hockey skates and the figure skates, but we don't
Speaker 1: see which one she lands on. Then the next thing
Speaker 1: we see, we are seeing the hockey team stretching and growling.
Speaker 1: It's the day of the big game against a team
Speaker 1: called the Terrytown Tigers, but there is no sign of
Speaker 1: Caitlyn on the other side of campus. Her family arrives
Speaker 1: at the figure skates Championships and she isn't there either.
Speaker 1: Natasha's worried, but that's when Caitlyn shows up at the
Speaker 1: hockey game. Spencer thinks she's making a huge mistake, which
Speaker 1: of course she is, but she says she's worked very
Speaker 1: hard for this and she's finally part of something bigger
Speaker 1: than just yourself. The teammates need her, and I get
Speaker 1: what they're going for. I get the whole Disney aspect
Speaker 1: of it. Friends, teammates, you don't let them down. I
Speaker 1: totally understand that. Great message, except when the other opportunity
Speaker 1: is your life. I mean again, we're again.
Speaker 2: We just talked about this, just talked about it. You know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it is important for you to put your dreams
Speaker 3: and what you've worked for for your future.
Speaker 2: At the head front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you and true friends are like, go, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm there for you. Go because you're this is your shot. Yes,
Speaker 1: did nobody listen to the eight mile soundtrack? You got
Speaker 1: one shot, one opportunity shot? Come on, mom spaghetti anyway. Yes.
Speaker 1: So the game starts and Caitlyn scores, so that's great,
Speaker 1: but then the Tigers go out quickly four to one
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. But Kitlyn is hyping up her team.
Speaker 1: There's no reason to give up. She even mentions Christy
Speaker 1: Yamaguchi into her in the pep talk. She tells her
Speaker 1: new friends this is their moment and even though they
Speaker 1: don't know her, they need to make Christy proud with that.
Speaker 1: They're back on the ice and they make it four two,
Speaker 1: all while Bradley is trying to call his sister's cell
Speaker 1: phone hilariously her cell phone is on the bench, you know,
Speaker 1: like how hockey players leave their phones on the bench
Speaker 1: during the game. But still she's playing. So Spencer, in
Speaker 1: a move that's probably not so cool, picks up her
Speaker 1: phone and answers it. Bradley tells him the figure skating
Speaker 1: competition will be delayed. Just trust him. Get Caitlyn to
Speaker 1: the championship as soon as hockey is finished. Then Bradley
Speaker 1: on Lee, which also you figure the parents are saying
Speaker 1: at the beginning, it might be hockey, might be, might
Speaker 1: be figure skating. If she doesn't show up at figure skating,
Speaker 1: don't they know she's at the hockey game. Wouldn't they
Speaker 1: get and then go to her hockey game, you would think,
Speaker 1: But no, the nope, they just sit there exactly. They
Speaker 1: category her mom started eBay or dad's thinking the game
Speaker 1: and her friends doing heroin. Oh no, that's right, she's
Speaker 1: a Then Bradley does what Bradley does best. He unleashes
Speaker 1: his robot onto the ice, causing mass hysteria and a
Speaker 1: stop in the competition. We're now back at the game.
Speaker 1: It's five to four eagles, down one and the clock
Speaker 1: is ticking one final shot, and it's why the Terrytown
Speaker 1: Tigers have beaten our Eagles, but her teammates are still
Speaker 1: very excited. They really are. They almost won and they'll
Speaker 1: get them next year. But while dealing with the loss,
Speaker 1: Spencer hurris Caitlin he needs to get her to the
Speaker 1: figure skating program, so they lost the hockey game, but
Speaker 1: she's on her way. We see the competition where everything
Speaker 1: is now under control thanks to a zamboni that absolutely
Speaker 1: crushed Bradley's robot. This was after the robot had some
Speaker 1: high jinks and or shenanigans and or goings on. On
Speaker 1: the car ride there, Spencer breaks some bad news to Kaitlin.
Speaker 1: Someone trashed her figure skating outfit, and Caitlyn knows Pamela
Speaker 1: did it, but he did find a package on her desk,
Speaker 1: the one with her mom's outfit. It is perfect. But
Speaker 1: more bad news, she doesn't have her figure skates, so
Speaker 1: she'll need to perform in hockey skates. The program resumes
Speaker 1: and it's Shelby's term, but when it comes down to
Speaker 1: the wire, the former champ Shelby walks away love that says, no,
Speaker 1: there's more to me than figure skating. Natasha is of
Speaker 1: course furious, but Shelby realizes, like I just said, there's
Speaker 1: more to life than figure skating. She leaves the pressure behind,
Speaker 1: ditching the sport that wants to find her very nice.
Speaker 1: Might be the smartest person in the entire movie. But
Speaker 1: now it's Caitlyn's turn. She's somehow convinced Natasha to let
Speaker 1: her compete in hockey skates. She knows she can do it,
Speaker 1: but guess what she can't. She falls immediately. She has
Speaker 1: bricked it. She's ready to walk off defeated, but then
Speaker 1: she sees her entire hockey team there. They're all there,
Speaker 1: and Ronnie is holding her figure skates. Natasa says she'll
Speaker 1: go convince the judges to let her restart. How will
Speaker 1: you do that? Pamela hears this and isn't having it.
Speaker 1: She sprints to the judges, but Mojo spills some marbles,
Speaker 1: tripping her and bringing her to the ground. Everyone laughs
Speaker 1: at her, even Spencer, But amongst the laughs, the judges
Speaker 1: have decided she can't actually start over. It's over. Even
Speaker 1: Natasha promising what I have to imagine is sex to
Speaker 1: all the judges could not save the day. That ends
Speaker 1: today's competition. So she's a loser on both courts excellent.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn says it's okay, she'll get him next year, but
Speaker 1: Ronnie isn't having it. She starts a chant let her skate,
Speaker 1: Let her skate, and it grows and grows until everyone
Speaker 1: in the arena is yelling it. Eventually, the judges give
Speaker 1: in and Caitlyn Kingsford gets a second chance. The crowd
Speaker 1: goes wild, even her awful, awful, awful little brother. Caitlyn
Speaker 1: retakes the ice and her body double begins the routine
Speaker 1: to classical music. Everyone watches on with baited breath, hanging
Speaker 1: on every trick. Eventually, the music switches up to a
Speaker 1: more hip hop boss and nova beat, and the tricks
Speaker 1: keep coming. Eventually, the Body Double closes it out and
Speaker 1: we see Jordan Hinson's face in a really weird cut.
Speaker 1: Very happy with her performance, her hockey team storms the
Speaker 1: ice and the audience throws roses. She receives an almost
Speaker 1: perfect score, forcing Pamela to yell dork again from the
Speaker 1: wings and getting Caitlin onto the Olympic Trials team. Spencer
Speaker 1: hands are a huge bouquet. While our hockey team raises
Speaker 1: her about their shoulders. They circle around her and that
Speaker 1: is our movie. Oh, Sabrina, I haven't even heard you
Speaker 1: speak in twenty minutes. I think you have so checked out.
Speaker 1: You were so checked out in this movie. You've checked
Speaker 1: out on the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: First of all, I want to say, I enjoyed your
Speaker 3: recap and how intense that was, more than when I
Speaker 3: actually watched this high action game that was going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the game, honestly did.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed the recap more than when I was actually
Speaker 3: watching it. So thank you for lifting that up for me.
Speaker 2: Will I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. But let's let's get into real
Speaker 1: reviews right now, Sabrina, if we can, and this week
Speaker 1: I have the five star review, thank god, and here
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, right, thank god, I've got it. You're
Speaker 1: not No, it's not being mean. It's some movies just
Speaker 1: aren't good. It's okay to not have a good movie
Speaker 1: every once in a while, but they can't all be bangers.
Speaker 1: It's just the way it is. First of all, for
Speaker 1: somebody who I think, if you go in and look
Speaker 1: me up, I star in two of the top five
Speaker 1: lowest grossing movies in history. So this is me talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can be in bad movies. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1: So here we go. This is a five star review
Speaker 1: from Aiden m and it's I love this movie. I
Speaker 1: name my first board child after the main character. But
Speaker 1: also that marriage failed. It's okay, she cheated. Lol. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I love this movie. Please dear God, Disney, make a
Speaker 1: sequel or I will kill myself.
Speaker 2: Holy moly, you don't well get married for.
Speaker 1: A second aid because they never made a sequel. Come on, Aiden,
Speaker 1: it's fine, and now you have the one star.
Speaker 2: It is short and to the point and fair.
Speaker 3: My one star is bymed our favorite, our favorite named unnamed.
Speaker 2: I hated her smile, very boring.
Speaker 1: And that's it, and that's how amazing.
Speaker 2: I didn't hate her smile. Very boring was the part
Speaker 2: that I was saying.
Speaker 1: It was. It was. It was just it wasn't boring.
Speaker 1: It just it didn't. This was a movie that had
Speaker 1: a ton of potential, perfect dcom set up hockey or
Speaker 1: figure skating, private school, you gotta do both both sides.
Speaker 1: Think you're a dork. I mean, it couldn't have been
Speaker 1: set up any better. But this was a movie where
Speaker 1: you just and maybe you don't see this when you're younger,
Speaker 1: but as an older person in the entertainment industry, it
Speaker 1: just needed to rewrite. We are seeing movies that do
Speaker 1: that have this concept, that are written very well, that
Speaker 1: the acting is great, that we love, and it's okay
Speaker 1: that occasionally some of them you just go, oh man,
Speaker 1: this needed a polish.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We are to Sabrina's favorite part of the program right now,
Speaker 1: of course, which is our feature presentation, where we're going
Speaker 1: to play a game as we play every week, and
Speaker 1: it's the return of one of our favorites. I am
Speaker 1: cautiously optimistic this week. I have not looked at the questions.
Speaker 1: I have not done anything, but again, I know a
Speaker 1: little bit about this world. So with this game, it
Speaker 1: is the return of hang four. It's a game we
Speaker 1: commonly play when we're dealing with a sport d com.
Speaker 1: We even already did hockey for the movie Genius. As
Speaker 1: a reminder, we're going to get four terms, but this
Speaker 1: time the words will be associated with figure skating and
Speaker 1: we have to guess what they stand for. From a
Speaker 1: list of multiple choice options. Two out of four wins.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: His standards gone down. It used to be like three
Speaker 3: out of the four.
Speaker 1: You just read the question one. If you pronounce everything right,
Speaker 1: it's honorable mention.
Speaker 4: You tell your name right, you get five hundred SAT points.
Speaker 1: Exactly, which is weird because I got a four forty
Speaker 1: on my SATs. Okay, here we go. Number one, Salcow,
Speaker 1: is it A? A high end skate blade invented by
Speaker 1: architect David Salkow, top of the line for competitive figure skaters.
Speaker 1: B a skating technique of spelling out your name and
Speaker 1: curves on the ice while performing a series of spins.
Speaker 1: See a jump starting from back outside edge of the
Speaker 1: opposite foot, or D a dog food company owned by
Speaker 1: ice skating judge Sal Suponius. Okay, Salchow, Oh gotcha?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm gonna go with A.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go with A. Okay. So Sabrina has already
Speaker 1: gotten one wrong because the answer is C. It is
Speaker 1: a jump starting from the back inside edge and landing
Speaker 1: on the back outside edge of the opposite foot. Am
Speaker 1: I right? Jensen?
Speaker 4: You are right, But I'm proud of my A.
Speaker 1: Is great? Very Your A is a specific lie. It's
Speaker 1: kind of awesome, detailed lie, all right. Number two toe loop?
Speaker 1: Is it A and almost never ending spin where the
Speaker 1: skater holds his or her toe for building momentum. B
Speaker 1: A toe assisted jump where the skater takes off and
Speaker 1: lands on the same back edge of the skate. See
Speaker 1: the sharpening tool for an ice skates teeth like ridge
Speaker 1: at the front of the blade. Or D when a
Speaker 1: skater lands in their head and says the word toe
Speaker 1: over and over again in delirium.
Speaker 2: I'm going with A again.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is actually B. A toe assisted jump where
Speaker 1: the skater takes off and lands on the same back
Speaker 1: edge of the skate.
Speaker 4: Will is correct, It is B. It is B.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now we've got number three. By the way,
Speaker 1: I just won for the record. But yeah, well you
Speaker 1: won last You killed it at the one last week,
Speaker 1: so I had to.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, you know, a broken clock is right
Speaker 4: twice a day.
Speaker 1: Now we do. The Katerina rule is it A A
Speaker 1: rule requiring female figure skaters to wear more modest clothing.
Speaker 1: B A rule stating skaters must wait a set amount
Speaker 1: of time when changing the country they represent international competition.
Speaker 1: See A rule banning the act of lifting your partner
Speaker 1: into an upside down split post. Or D A make
Speaker 1: a wish rule created by a six fourth grader named Katerina,
Speaker 1: where ice skaters have to wave hello to her through
Speaker 1: the camera for any televised competition.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm gonna go see I.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm believing this is based on Katerinavitt, who
Speaker 1: did was not a double. She skated single. So my
Speaker 1: guess is it's going to be it's either A or B.
Speaker 1: But I think it's going to be because she was German.
Speaker 1: But I think then wanted to skate for the US.
Speaker 1: I think it's changing company, changing your country to represent
Speaker 1: an international competition.
Speaker 4: No, it was A because it is a you had
Speaker 4: like a woman's body, and so they were weirded out
Speaker 4: that she wore like a.
Speaker 1: Stunning Katerinavitt was stunning.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, she were used to like skinny
Speaker 4: girls and she was, you know, she was more voluptuous.
Speaker 1: But but hey, great fake second one.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Also, just so you know, this rule was
Speaker 4: repealed in two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: It was okay, yeah, Cannery de Vett was oh marvelous
Speaker 1: and number four. Kiss and Cry is this the nickname
Speaker 1: given to the mom and dad of a young competitor
Speaker 1: b The area next to the rink at competitions. Where
Speaker 1: skaters wait for their results. See a difficult and very
Speaker 1: intimate hand to hand lift for partners, where the skater's
Speaker 1: face get very close to kissing if a mistake is
Speaker 1: made or D two obscure Dwarves snow White didn't meeting
Speaker 1: with C. I'm so sorry, but it is actually the
Speaker 1: area next to the rink of competitions where skaters wait
Speaker 1: for the results. It's called the kiss and Cry booth.
Speaker 4: So thrilled that she went O for four. Really, the
Speaker 4: earth feels back in motion, everything feels right again. But
Speaker 4: Will Will was correct with B.
Speaker 1: It is. It's literally called it's called the either the
Speaker 1: kiss and Cry booth or the grip and grin booth.
Speaker 1: They're both. They're both called Yeah because you because you kids, kid.
Speaker 1: You walk into the booth and then you kiss everybody
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to kiss while holding the things, and
Speaker 1: then you sit there and look up at your results
Speaker 1: and you start to cry, whether they're good or bad.
Speaker 1: It's called the kiss and Cry booth. Yeah. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do know so much about figure skating, but I don't
Speaker 1: know much about what you can see. So can we
Speaker 1: do some Sabrina ceas please?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we already went through so much it
Speaker 3: irked me. And I feel like Christy amagucci Bean in
Speaker 3: this movie was such a huge win for Disney Channel.
Speaker 3: In my opinion, I think that she is just like
Speaker 3: a world icon. Yeah, she's amazing from what she's done.
Speaker 3: And I was shocked throughout the movie how much they
Speaker 3: kind of dissed her, like didn't know who she was.
Speaker 3: If they did oh perfect dark board, like all of that,
Speaker 3: if that was a cameo that I went and did
Speaker 3: for a movie.
Speaker 1: And then I like watched the.
Speaker 3: Movie after and it was like, the hell, why did
Speaker 3: I do? And I love her, so I you know,
Speaker 3: feel like I had to stick up for her. I
Speaker 3: thought you were going to bring up that one ev
Speaker 3: was our together song of or together word of the
Speaker 3: last movie where you could have made like a gay
Speaker 3: because they say.
Speaker 2: Whatev a million times in this movie. Uh the penalty.
Speaker 2: You didn't mention this either.
Speaker 3: These are things and I'm like, I'm gonna write it down,
Speaker 3: but Will's gonna bring it up.
Speaker 2: That was the weakest hit.
Speaker 3: Oh that girl that hey, and she turned her around.
Speaker 3: She I feel like she didn't even feel it.
Speaker 1: She just like.
Speaker 3: Hey, I mean she could have given her a good shove.
Speaker 3: You're you're saying that you need to you need to
Speaker 3: fight on the rink. Let's get something.
Speaker 2: If you're not. That drove me crazy.
Speaker 3: And then now that I know clearly you are a professional,
Speaker 3: you're skating book of knowledge.
Speaker 2: Is twirl girl a real thing?
Speaker 1: I have no idea?
Speaker 2: Okay, this was made up for the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea. I also want to know
Speaker 1: because I never saw Ice Princesses. Does Ice Princesses have
Speaker 1: like a Christi Yamaguchi level ice skater in it? That come.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the movie. I only remember Hayden in it.
Speaker 3: That's all I remember about the movie and it being
Speaker 3: about figure skating.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, But it was funny.
Speaker 3: I wrote it like I put stars next to it
Speaker 3: while we were going through it, because you and I
Speaker 3: both had a hard time saying twirl girl like throughout
Speaker 3: this podcast, and it looked like the actors throughout the
Speaker 3: movie stumbled on that word, and I was doing it
Speaker 3: a couple of times. It was a hard word for
Speaker 3: them to also do in the movie. So I did
Speaker 3: notice that already. And then as we're doing the podcast,
Speaker 3: you and I are both like, so that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it for today. Holy No, there's one more. Also,
Speaker 2: this is more about the hockey.
Speaker 3: Do you have any idea why in the main game
Speaker 3: at the end, why they would be laying on their
Speaker 3: stomachs at the center line of the hockey ring, growling
Speaker 3: at I.
Speaker 1: Think I think they tried to show that they were
Speaker 1: all stretching, but I don't think you stretch on the
Speaker 1: ice in front of each other like growling at each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why would they be doing that. That was such an
Speaker 2: awkward and it looked awkward for every single.
Speaker 1: One of those hours. It did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did not like it at all. They some
Speaker 2: of them looked like they were having a hard time
Speaker 2: not laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird. It was. By the way, we
Speaker 1: just got word Michelle Kwan and Brian Boitano were in
Speaker 1: Ice Princess. So yes, they did have some big names.
Speaker 2: Some giant names.
Speaker 1: Okay, And now, of course we come to the portion
Speaker 1: of our program where we're going to rate the film
Speaker 1: that we have just reviewed. One being the worst, ten
Speaker 1: being the best. Yes, of course, one out of ten,
Speaker 1: and our options for this week are one out of ten. Lynnwood, California,
Speaker 1: Russians one out of ten, Extreme mouth close ups Sabrina's
Speaker 1: favorite one out of ten, Hawaiian punches or blood one
Speaker 1: out of ten, Russian prostitution for favors one out of ten,
Speaker 1: Internet garage sales one out of ten. Bus rides wearing
Speaker 1: full hockey pads one out of ten, spacesuit DJs one
Speaker 1: out of ten, Uranus posters or one out of ten.
Speaker 1: Terrytown Tigers. I think you picked the last one. You
Speaker 1: picked this, so I'm gonna pick extreme mouth close ups
Speaker 1: because we need it. I also think, oh, no, I
Speaker 1: did the last one I did went first. Last time
Speaker 1: you did, go for High School Musical two. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you set the pace here, Sabrina, What do
Speaker 1: you got for us? Where did you think?
Speaker 2: We shocked? Just here that they gave this a ten
Speaker 2: out of a ten?
Speaker 1: What closeups?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, I again, I struggled with this movie. I feel
Speaker 3: kind of bad because again, I do think it probably
Speaker 3: had to deal with get to watch High School Musical
Speaker 3: two for a second time, you know, I mean that
Speaker 3: was such a great movie. Than to do this was
Speaker 3: frustrating for me because I really struggled to get through.
Speaker 2: The whole movie.
Speaker 3: And I don't really ever have a hard time with them,
Speaker 3: so it's hard for me to push through when it's
Speaker 3: that bad.
Speaker 1: And wait before you, before you rate. I think we
Speaker 1: should tell our listeners out there something. We very rarely
Speaker 1: do these back to back, and these are we did
Speaker 1: this literally we did High School Musical on like a
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Go Figure on a Wednesday. So when we
Speaker 1: say we watch these back back to back, it's literally
Speaker 1: back to back. Yes, yes, so that makes a difference.
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 2: Does make a difference.
Speaker 3: I mean, and you know there it is really comparing
Speaker 3: apples to oranges when they're these two different movies. However,
Speaker 3: it was just kind of confusing, and it wasn't an
Speaker 3: easy watch. I just did not enjoy it as much
Speaker 3: as I've enjoyed ninety five percent of these other movies
Speaker 3: that we've watched. So unfortunately, today I'm gonna give it
Speaker 3: a four extreme mouth close ups.
Speaker 1: Wow, that lowest rated one yet it is.
Speaker 3: It's my least favorite that we've watched, even the funny
Speaker 3: just ridiculous ones. Had me had a better place out
Speaker 3: the end of the movie.
Speaker 1: That I don't think you gave poof point four.
Speaker 2: I might have done four point five. I need to
Speaker 2: write them down. I need to go back.
Speaker 1: We have to. We got to get some kind of
Speaker 1: a list of what we scored. But I I agree
Speaker 1: with you one. I'm gonna be giving it the same.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be giving it four extreme mouth close ups.
Speaker 1: This movie needed to rewrite. It just that's what it
Speaker 1: comes down to. Sometimes it's the acting, Sometimes it's the music.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the writing. Sometimes this was the writing. The
Speaker 1: script needed to polish it. The tone changed all the time.
Speaker 1: It didn't know what it was. The parents changed from
Speaker 1: scene to scene. Who we were rooting for kind of
Speaker 1: change from scene to scene. I I didn't see much
Speaker 1: of an arc with the character. It was just it
Speaker 1: needed to rewrite. That's just the shows the importance. It
Speaker 1: all starts on the page, and this was not strong
Speaker 1: on the page. It just really wasn't. So that's where
Speaker 1: we are. Well, thank you everybody so much for joining
Speaker 1: us as we tried to kick some ice this week
Speaker 1: for go figure again. Yeah, we don't want to we're
Speaker 1: not trying to bash anything, but we also you can't
Speaker 1: expect every movie to be a banger and that we're
Speaker 1: gonna love everyone. That's just not how the world works.
Speaker 1: Some things are gonna hit us in some by the way,
Speaker 1: we also there's a rule, not a rule, but something
Speaker 1: we say on Podmet's world, which is true, which is
Speaker 1: every single episode we watch is somebody's favorite. So there's
Speaker 1: somebody out there to where Go Figure is their favorite
Speaker 1: dcom they've ever seen, and they're not wrong if you
Speaker 1: like it, And it's all a matter of taste to us.
Speaker 1: This wasn't our thing. But yeah, so our next movie,
Speaker 1: let's let's hope for us anyway, for our sake, our
Speaker 1: next movie will be twenty sixteen's The Swap, a movie
Speaker 1: that first aired as part of the network's Monstober Halloween event.
Speaker 1: So yeah, please join us for that. Remember to subscribe
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