WEBVTT - Parking Ticket Trouble

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks. Answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all you scary, Hey, Jamie, good morning. You wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to play a phone tap on your mom?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>What does your mom do for a living?

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<v Speaker 3>She's a parking enforcement officer. She likes to think that

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<v Speaker 3>she's tough. She's not. She's so little.

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<v Speaker 4>And because she works in the same town that she

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<v Speaker 4>lives in, sometimes people who get tickets from her track

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<v Speaker 4>down your phone number.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they get angry, actually, and they want the ticket

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<v Speaker 3>taken care of.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you start the call and tell hers some

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<v Speaker 4>crazy guy who she gave a ticket to somehow got

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<v Speaker 4>your phone number at work.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool? Hello mom? Yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>No? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing? What's up? I have a problem? Okay, okay, what's

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<v Speaker 3>your problem? Some guy keeps calling my job because you

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<v Speaker 3>gave him a ticket. You're kidding. No, I'm not. He's

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<v Speaker 3>on my phone now.

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<v Speaker 5>But who is he? Do you know him?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. He said it was Richard Weed.

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<v Speaker 5>I have no idea who Richard Weed is.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know who this guy is? At all?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know who Richard Weed is. He says, I

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<v Speaker 5>gave him a parking ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how did he get your phone number? Someone must

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<v Speaker 3>have told him.

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<v Speaker 5>You got your cell phone number?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Mom, he called my job, Richard Weed. Yeah, why

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't you just gone to my house?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Conference him in. I'm going to be really pissed

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<v Speaker 5>because I don't even know who the hell he is.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let me press the button, hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Jamie. Yeah, you have your mom on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes I do.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this, missus Hickey?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Richard Weed, and I have a blue

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<v Speaker 4>BMW that you had ticketed about three weeks ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and I just wanted to know if I can get

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<v Speaker 4>that cleared up. You do work for parking enforcement.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Yeah? But like what kind of ticket was this?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe you would try to track me down

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<v Speaker 5>over a ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're not listed in the phone book. I had

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<v Speaker 2>no choice.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, you had a choice. You had a choice. Obviously.

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<v Speaker 5>I gave you a ticket for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but I was calling to complain about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you something. You do not call my

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<v Speaker 5>daughter's job. I need you to hang up. I will

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<v Speaker 5>report this to the police department.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, first of all, that is harassment what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really not. I was very polite to your daughter actually,

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<v Speaker 2>but you have.

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<v Speaker 5>No My daughter didn't know who you were. My daughter's

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<v Speaker 5>all upset right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Jamie. Are you upset right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're calling my job.

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<v Speaker 5>That's she had to call my husband to get me

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<v Speaker 5>off the road to come here to find out that

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<v Speaker 5>somebody's calling over a parking ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the principle behind it, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, then I think you know what you should do.

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<v Speaker 5>Plead not guilty and see me.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's what Happensley, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Really think that you should because I like to tell

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<v Speaker 5>the judge that you're calling my daughter's work.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now you're gonna hold this against me, missus Hickey.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you know what you made the mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. It says that you will.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen Jamie, what you hang up?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hanging up, missus Hickey.

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<v Speaker 4>No, please don't, please know it. Hold on now listen

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<v Speaker 4>here you're gonna hear me out. Okay, I put my

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<v Speaker 4>money in the park and pay Listen.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you something I don't do. The parking pay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, but.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know why you got a ticket. But I

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<v Speaker 5>don't do the park.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's ten dollars. It's only ten dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you just retract it and then we can have

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<v Speaker 4>a nice day and we can all be on that

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<v Speaker 4>merry little way.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, the way you did it and the

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<v Speaker 5>way you went around it. I need you to hang up,

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<v Speaker 5>and Jamie, I want you to hang up. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>so furious. What are you get to You have.

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<v Speaker 4>No right to be angry at me because you take

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<v Speaker 4>your aggressions out on people like us because you're having

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<v Speaker 4>a bad day.

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<v Speaker 2>I get a parking ticket.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't cool people harass them. You cannot. I know

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<v Speaker 5>what you do.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not harassment, missus Hickey, just because I'll tell

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<v Speaker 4>you in just a second. Just hear me out. I'll

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<v Speaker 4>tell you in just a minute. Okay, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys go around tickets to innocent citizens like myself

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<v Speaker 4>every single.

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<v Speaker 5>To the judge say I want to plead non guilty,

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<v Speaker 5>and the judge will see you. That's all you have

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<v Speaker 5>to do with that ticket. You don't call my house, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be easier coming from your mouth if.

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<v Speaker 5>You wouldn't because you called my house. And it's not

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<v Speaker 5>the right way to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it is to handle it is the way.

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<v Speaker 5>I handle excuse me, No, it isn't the way you

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<v Speaker 5>handle it.

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<v Speaker 2>I handle these things this way.

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<v Speaker 5>You do not call people's houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you have a tough day, and I have to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for your ticket.

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<v Speaker 5>You have not a tough day any day. Love my job.

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<v Speaker 2>You walk around discriminating.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at the guy with the beam or I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>ticket him because he could.

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<v Speaker 2>Afford it, and you ticket there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, so listen here, say my just talk to him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you just yell at him, get him.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, she's gonna she's gonna kick my ass.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello mom, Yeah, where are you on the phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>police department.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 5>I am serious. I am so serious. Nobody can do

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<v Speaker 5>something like that. He says, it's aggravated harassment. I just

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<v Speaker 5>called the sergeant.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait listen here, miss, I just want to know why

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<v Speaker 4>we just can't settle this out.

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<v Speaker 5>Of court because I am not the judge, and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't write tickets. You just hand them all back, and

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<v Speaker 5>you have no business calling my daughter's business. If that

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<v Speaker 5>was the case, you could have saw me downtown. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not gonna explain it again, but I'll tell you somebody

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<v Speaker 5>who can explain it to you. I'll give you his number.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I got a name and phone number for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you write this down?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Elvis, last name is Duran.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Phone number is one eight hundred two four to two

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<v Speaker 4>zero one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy, your daughter's playing a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really a thing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Say hi to your daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my go, you're goundn't get it.

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