WEBVTT - "SPRING BREAK SPECTACULAR!" w/ Doug Benson and Mike Carrozza 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.960 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:08.600 Oh my god, you guys at all we've been on 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:13.840 a jersey. We're all cooking. We're all cooking. Everybody needs 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:15.680 to boil and grabbing. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:40.600 A pop exosten to your work, Young Rocket, episode of 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:41.520 Weeks Up This Rose. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.120 My name is artibrand coming to you from my bougie 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.599 apartment in New York City, which has a lot of 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:52.800 garbage in it. Behind me. It's like at the wallpaper, 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.240 let's look up, don't look down. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:58.720 It's gonna go hord. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:03.520 It looks like these are pretty and you can hear 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.680 by the laughter when I see a lot of garbage, 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:10.800 it is actually a lot of garbage. With us today, 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:15.199 I'm going to start. We have an international star joining us. 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:20.320 He has done two live shows were brought on. I'm 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.880 gonna say his his frat like his brother, who's the 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.360 one that's like the one like his sponsor that like 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:34.240 sponsored him for this fraternity. It's his the his tour 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:39.640 into the bachelor. Williamshippis Rose franchise. Ladies and gentlemen, you 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.280 know him from the William Cxippis Rose Live show at 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.800 San Francisco's sketch Fest. You know him as I'm a 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:52.040 wingman for Jack Keyes who did quite well at the Bellhouse. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.240 Ladies and Gentlemen. He's a brilliant comedian. You can see 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.040 him all over Canada. He's from Montreal, and he's coming 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.760 from Montreal. Ladies and Gentlemen. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.760 Mike, I. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.920 So happy, and I know you hate the pizza preneur. 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:08.080 That's how we got to know you. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.000 That's right. The first thing we talked about when we 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:14.280 met was, Hey, Arden, I'm gonna be on your podcast 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.520 in a couple of days. But also, I hate the 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.000 pizza guy. Can we talk about that? 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:19.920 I was like, I'm gonna give you the floor on 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.320 the forum with us as a man who introduced us. 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.079 He introduced us to Mike, and I gotta say, it's 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.360 been such an asset and I wish you lived closer 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.000 and we could have you in person more often too. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.280 We love this man. We love his dedication. I feel 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:39.480 like he made some wild card picks during I feel 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.440 like one of the one home last night, and I'm 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.200 here to talk about that. He is the host of 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.760 He's a brilliant stand up, a comedian, he's an actor, 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.840 he's a podcast host, you know him from Douglove's movies. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.600 You know him from the wide world of Doug, but 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:57.080 you mostly know him as the captain of the earlier 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:01.000 except his rose horny cruise ship hoping for a ship. 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.200 Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Doug Benson. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:10.360 Hi there, and hello to all the ships at sea? 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.960 Did you did you were? Didn't you like number one? 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:14.360 Pick? 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:15.760 Get cut? Last night? 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.799 Wait? Who was my number? Who do you think is 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:20.399 my number one? 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:25.520 Didn't you go off roading and pick some odd guy 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.600 to be like that's the guy? Or like that's the 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.040 next bachelor? Wasn't there? 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.600 I might have to look at her. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.880 I don't know. I think I said Xavier would be 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.080 the number one? 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:39.920 Okay, who's who's not? He's not pulling ahead as early 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:43.480 as I thought he would, But was he good at dodgebomb? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.280 Also with us, Katie Levine is stuck in traffic. I 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.520 don't know if she's gonna pop in, but I do 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.839 know that there's a woman who's gonna go join our 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.440 tennis cult leader in Sweden Suent, So we're gonna lose 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:58.760 her next week. She's a woman with whom I traveled 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:02.560 the world. She is my sister from another mister the 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:08.080 wind beneath my wings. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Hannah Montana, Rosanna, 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:15.320 Rosanna Dana, Arianna, Tana Minton's Yahene Josne. Welcome to the program, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.120 Doctor Banana. 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.479 Thank you so much. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:18.920 Wow. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.559 Always a joy to be here. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.200 Can I just start out for a little funny story 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:25.960 of what just happened? And we have to bleep out 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.680 the name, but I'll tell you guys. Okay, So I 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.120 just went out. I've never really been to the Hamptons 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.600 and I got an invite to go my friend Kate 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:38.120 Walsh from a private practice in Gray's Anatomy. I've known 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.719 her since I was nineteen years old in Chicago. She 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:42.880 was like, Hey, I'm renting a house. Do you want 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.039 to come stay with me? Like, yeah, So I've never 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.240 been out there. The Hamptons is wild. It's like looks 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.479 like a small town. It kind of looks like Little Compton, 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.800 except for instead of a one Pizza, there's actually like 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.120 a Gucci and a Louis Vutan. It's like we didn't 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.000 really leave our house that much, like we want bike 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.000 riding and stuff we didn't like. I think there was 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.960 like the White Party like Jlo was out there, like 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.039 we didn't see any of that, but we went to 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:12.400 this really like this really beautiful house and that was 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.920 gorgeous that like somebody knew somebody there and they were 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.080 so welcoming and it was sort of when you hear 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.800 about the Hamptons, it's how you pickedure the Hamptons. But 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.440 we found out later and you have to cut this out. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:27.320 There is a there's a movie star that was staying 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.719 with them who apparently when he heard we were coming, 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:35.520 ran out and then came in the back basement and 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.320 hid in the basement the entire time because he didn't 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.080 want to talk acting with us. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:42.760 As it was. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.359 Okay, I'm going to tell you who it is. You 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:54.040 have to cut it out. Apparently apparently was staying in 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:54.839 their basement. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:06:01.120 Wow, is that who you want to talk acting with? 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.120 Tell me all about your process and the Brandon and 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:10.320 hid underground until he let on like a beautiful summer day, 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:14.320 Like he hid underground until we left because he didn't 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.479 want to talk to us. Isn't that great? What I 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:21.400 don't sit around, I don't want to talk about talk acting. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.640 What are you talking about? Like like I'm not gonna hey, 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.280 like talk acting was like it was just so there 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.880 was also like forty people there, as if we were 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.720 gonna go over corner him at Like I just love 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:39.960 that he was staying there and hit underground until we left. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:40.919 Is that not the best? 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.320 Wait? So the hosts like immediately told. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.679 You, No, we didn't find out till after about the person. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.680 We didn't know he was underground, Like so the people 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.800 that I didn't know, you know, it was like the 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:55.160 friend of the friends, like Kate and I laughed and 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.800 the person who was like the common thread. The host 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:02.320 confessed to them that like split out to beep all 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.560 of this, isn't they ran out of the back door 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.840 and then snug back. Is that the greatest? 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.120 What an absolute nutball? 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.560 I love close to where I thought this was going. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.680 I genuinely thought the way you was setting up it 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.400 was like he left so he could come back around 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.800 and make an entrance. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:24.040 You know, literally like as if we were in a corner. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:27.560 I don't think I've ever talked acting with anyone, you 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.360 know what I mean, Like I'll talk about like fart 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.200 jobs or like the Bachelor, or like you know, love 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.760 is blind, Like I don't want to be like tell 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:40.240 me about your craft, Like, are you fucking kidding anyway? Doug, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.800 I thought you'd like that. I know you love movies. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.240 But every time you see him, you can now know 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.960 that he went subterranean rather than have a meal with us. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.000 And there was like thirty eight other people to bump. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.920 It wasn't like a meal of four people. There was 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:55.720 like thirty long giant tables with like tacos. And he 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:57.040 left just in case. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.560 He has to answer the question how do you act? 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.200 How does acting work? I can tell you you make 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:13.200 it look easy? Dude, So glad that was such a. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.280 Such a good It was so wild. That was just 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.080 the best. I thought you guys would love that. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.720 I have that expression on my face too. If Cameron 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:28.800 Diaz just kissed me for no reason, that's not acting. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:39.559 Just keep giving people clues, Kny. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.679 You have to beep all the proper names, or make 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.360 like a heart sound like? What like a heart sound? 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.120 What a heart sound like? Douglas? 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:47.440 Movie? 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:47.719 Is this. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.840 Okay? So here we are. I'm just gonna throw this 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.520 song and I'm gonna let you guys take the floor. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.920 I gotta tell you I thought Charney would be nice. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.720 I was. I thought she was a nice person. I 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:06.080 think she's so adorable. I'm really enjoying her season. I 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.400 think she's just cute as a button and really fun 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.640 to watch. Mike, I see you nodding your head, do you? 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.000 I do agree. I was afraid she would be boring, 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:19.920 but again she's she's a lot more playful because obviously 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.240 you're the lead, you get to be way more playful. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.600 You don't have like this condensed amount of time. It's 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.160 more relaxed in that regard. So like, she's definitely come 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.960 out of her show in a bigger way, and I 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.640 think that she's doing a great job so far. The 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:36.400 only thing is I definitely think that she is not 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:41.720 an amazing judge of character as well. Yeah, I mean, look, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.760 we'll get to like four instances in this episode where 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.800 just like Charity, how how are you? How are you? 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.440 I don't I know there was an even like face 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:58.480 to face when like the Chico's earrings influencers that okay, just. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.640 For one of them. It's crazy, it's too weird. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.640 I love the amount of earrings changed he had, like 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.240 the amount of like wardrobe, the truck of earrings, and 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.200 then the sounds of like what my mom wore in 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:14.720 the eighties. They're like almost like Ann Taylor's loft statement earring. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.400 I picture like a little box that he opens up 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.080 and there's there's levels too, there's you know, yeah they 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:24.120 think that slide out that maximum number of which tackle 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.400 box today? What mood do I do today? You know, 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.920 he's got some weird system this year. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:33.280 Fact that even Jesse Palmer forty four hosts had like 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.840 a zinger at his expense that wasn't terrible. I like 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.760 he actually came in with an okay for Jesse, Like 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.840 it wasn't the worst thing that Jesse could have done. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.559 That it was just what the worst part and we'll 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.440 get to this, but to me, the worst part is 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:51.560 like he thinks he's so outrageous, like I know, I 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.200 look like a nineteen seventies Rocks. It's like, no, you 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.760 look like a bro from San Diego who heard that 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:00.360 Harry Styles gets girls by being a little fluid and 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.319 you fucking rated your mom's earrings box and you look 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.280 like an idiot, Like like just it seems it just 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.040 feels so fake. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:11.560 It feels still he looks like the seeded uh sub 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.360 like it hot. When Tony Curtis is dressed up as 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.320 a woman and he takes all of it off, but 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.760 he forgets the earrings. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.120 Yes, I just don't buy it. 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:26.319 I don't buy he remembers and heggs him off, you know, like, yeah. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:30.319 It's exactly, it's it. It's again. I actually like that 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.079 men like are playing with I like that as a 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.600 little bit. I don't buy it with this guy. So 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:36.040 here we are. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:37.360 We don't need absolutely not. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.679 We don't need the Phantom of the Opera chandelier hanging 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.000 from the sides of his head, you know, like way 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.080 to one second to drop? Is that gonna be before intermission? 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:51.000 By the way, I am loving it as I am 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.800 loving it as a side. We haven't had this plot before. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:54.280 It's like a. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:12:01.240 Fun that the guy that stocks is also wearing enormous 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:05.880 huge They're not even cool, they're just like players. They're 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:09.640 from players, Like okay, doctor Banana. Before we get going 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.520 any overall thoughts, I. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:16.000 Mean, yeah, I I Brayden the way he sees himself 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.800 of like, I am so qirky cool. You're like, okay, 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:24.559 First of all, throwing a scarf on like lazily like 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.160 is not twisting. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:32.280 He's like massive scarf, a massive scars Is he going 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:40.000 to the met gallon or scarf hereay? Dramatic and like 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.199 what is it? Like what and he's like the rest 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.000 of him's dressed like it's like it's a nice warm 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.480 evening T shirt scarf. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.559 Yeah, it's absolute nonsense. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:50.440 You know. 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.240 I feel like I feel like I've been around those 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:58.160 scarf guys before and they're always fuck boys and they 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:03.200 always think are like like they spell like a week 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.920 abroad but basically just like going to Abitha and like partying, 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.040 you know. But then they're like they there's it makes 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.560 I think they think it makes them seem artsy and 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:15.040 like they've act like they might buy a Carra caroact 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:18.120 book but not read it. Like the whole thing is 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:19.000 like I don't buy it. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.920 Yeah. They relate to the villains in John Hughes movies. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:24.680 Yees. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.320 Yeah, they're like I want to be like John, like 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.040 u Ja James. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:35.520 Vater, he's fully Spader. He's Fader with a Chico's ear 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:38.959 ring and ships the fan of the oppera chandelier and 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.600 then like, you know, his scarf. Okay, so here we 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.600 are Clark the fake classes. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:45.559 I know. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.319 By the way, again, I like the guys are like 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.600 like last you know, we get like Nate was adorable 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.120 and Nate had all the accessories and that felt real, 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:59.439 Like I like all that. He looked great. I like 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.160 the earring, I like the scars, Like that's actually feels 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.840 like who he is. This guy was like, look at 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.920 how far Nate got. If I get a bigger ear 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.880 ring and a bigger scarf, like he just feels like 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:14.319 a bad bro like Aaron from San Diego who hit 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.640 like it clears at the mall. Okay, so here we are. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.760 She's so cute, she's so excited. They go to the 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.280 manson the first person we see and every time I 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.600 see him, I'm enjoying him popping up and I'm sorry 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:29.440 that Katie's stuck in traffic. I'm enjoying Caleb the cowboy wrestler. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.520 Yeah he's fun. He's a lot of fun. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:37.880 Yes, he seems nice. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:38.680 Dog. 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.560 Are you enjoying her? 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:45.760 I's this funny that the only thing that Chris had 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.560 was being able to do a backflip. And then there's 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:49.400 Caleb like. 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:56.320 Hey, yeah, I've seen you. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.720 And backflip. You're just a fucking back flipper. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:01.480 Now who wants to get picked up? 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:06.200 Doug, we haven't had you on since we did draft picks. 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.760 I was so excited when he was like, you've made 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:09.400 me flip. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.120 It was everything right the limo. If he could have 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.280 figured out a way to flip out of the limo, 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.760 he would have done it. But he got to flip 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.119 in as soon as fucking possible. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.440 I was, You're a genius. Okay. So then. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.880 I want to say I love her her green leather jacket. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.760 I think it's so important, such. 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.760 A great color, popping colors. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:37.400 They're dressing her well, They're dressing her well because I remember, 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:42.080 like Katie, they dressed like a realtor. Some some gals 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.000 are dressed really well. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.800 Uh Michelle the dresser really nicely. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.560 Tasa obviously, yes, this, but I got to tell you, 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:54.000 I feel like they're really doing her right. She's so cute. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.040 Yes, oh this jacket is everything. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.680 Statement hearing the glasses and the giant scarf, and they 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.440 find out that a one on one is on the 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.640 table and he is like that better roomate, Like he 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:10.080 just like if he just shut the fuck up. I 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.640 know he doesn't realize that, Like if you get the 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.960 first impression rose like historically on the Bachelor, like forty 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.840 percent of the time you win, so if you just 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.080 shut the fuck up. But he would rather be the 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.080 villain good of Paradise. He doesn't want to win. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.040 Oh, he does not want it. I will say it's 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.880 the one thing that I agree with Braydon on in 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.560 this entire thing, because it comes up later, but him 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.640 being like I should have been the one on one. Hey, 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.960 you know what, I do believe that the first impression 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.280 Rose should be the first one on one. It makes 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.440 sense because then we don't have an Abigail situation where 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.680 Matt James t Abigail that first impression Rose. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.000 Don't we never saw her again? We never saw her. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:52.400 I hated that. 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.920 Do you remember that, Doug, Abigail? She was deaf and 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.200 she was so cute and she got the first impression 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.520 Rose and then like we never saw her again. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:01.920 Yeah, that's what I mean. I think the first impression 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.760 rope should have a little bit more, you know, gravitas 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.600 to it. I give him the first, the one on one. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.360 I think that's a really good call. I think Abbiail 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.480 might still be with that guy she was dating from Paris. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.320 No way, Doctor Banana, would you mind looking to see 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.600 if they're still dating. I think they I think, well 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:20.040 you might know. 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.960 I think they did get back together. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.479 They got back together. It looks like it. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.840 Yeah, I think they are a couple. They're cute. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:34.920 Yeah, they're they're like real, uh all the time and stuff. Yeah. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:39.000 So Aaron B got the one on one and I 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:43.360 can't tell. I can't tell. I feel like they had 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.399 a nice date. He was very sweet with her. I 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:50.760 did not like his double sided coin. I can't tell 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.280 if he's full of shit or not because he's very cute. 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:56.400 Ye says a lot of the right things. I don't know. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.360 I need a little more time on this one, doctor Banana. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:00.080 Do you buy it? 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.439 I do, even though like I he doesn't seem like 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.000 that shady to me. But when he is like, let 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:07.920 me flip a coin, I literally yelled at my TV 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:09.280 that's a double sided coin. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:11.360 And then he goes, yeah, I have a reveal it's 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:12.560 a double sided coin. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:18.880 It's like no, yah, yeah, always you've picked heads, every time, 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:20.360 You've picked heads every time. 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:23.359 Of course, she had to act like like like watching 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.800 a child do a magic trick or something. She had 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.359 to first of all, be be like excited that it 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.680 landed on the direct side, like, oh boy, that means 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.280 we are going to be together forever. She gets I 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.159 think she's way too nice to everybody, but I do like, 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:38.000 I do like her. 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:43.119 But is the villain of Pretty and Pink. Aaron's the 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.760 villain from the Batman. The two Face has a double 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:46.720 sided coin that's like. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.200 You know, like and it'd be funny how to see 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:56.200 how accidentally spent it somewhere. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:12.360 He just goes to fat a meter. You know, he'd 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.960 lose his coin, but he gained personal growth, that's all. 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:20.840 Yeah, she's like, do you want to have a super 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:24.240 legendary date? They go out. It's a red Mustang. So 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.159 she's like, no music or old school music. So then 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:30.480 we learn and this is very specific thing. Both of 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.920 their parents have been in the military, and every Saturday 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:35.640 morning they would get up and clean and they put 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:41.360 on old school music and and she's like, last time 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.040 at the mansion, he made me feel like I was 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.040 the only girl in the room. Well, I guess I 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:45.760 was the only. 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.359 Girl in the room. I love that. I love that. 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:58.159 Yeah, he's really cute about her. You Marriery, She's so 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:02.520 cute but like and she's obviously like a gorgeous woman. 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:05.159 But some of the women are like that are the 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.760 bachelorette you've like, you feel like this really is her 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:12.880 Cinderella time, whereas some of them, you know, wherever they got, 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:17.320 like Tasha or like Jojo, like like you could see 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.520 how even though Charney's a total babe, she might have 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:23.000 some friend that's a little flashy or that maybe she 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:27.359 wasn't like maybe she wasn't like the most obvious one 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:29.440 of like the maybe she wasn't a homecoming queen even 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:31.719 though she was at Star Okay, And I so I 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:35.280 like she's the one even of the season, even of 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:37.639 like last season that she was the one that they picked, 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.520 they could have picked, you know, like an aerial Like 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:45.080 I like that she's she seems like so lovely and 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:48.440 kind and warm and that like she really is enjoying 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:50.360 to be like the only girl on the round. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:55.480 I'm ready very easy exactly exactly. It's very very easy 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:58.720 to root for her. Yeah, it's something that we've been 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:02.800 missing for sometime, at least personally, like when they did 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:07.760 the dual Bachelorettesel Gabby, that's what everybody says. Yet they 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.960 keep bringing rachel every time they bring back Gabby. Look, 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:12.879 we're gonna get into it, of course, of course, but 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:14.760 I'm just saying, like we need to, we need to 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:16.720 want the person to find love. 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:17.359 Yeah. 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:22.680 Yeah, I don't care about Zach. I haven't cared about Zach. 0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:24.959 I didn't care for Gabby and Rachel. I like Gabby, 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:28.240 but not enough for the dual bachelorette. Clayton could just 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:30.240 Clayton stop it, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah, 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:33.359 I agree, I'm happy. I like the I like that. 0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:36.120 I know I didn't care about Katie. Katie, I did 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:36.560 not care. 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:46.000