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Speaker 1: My name is artibrand coming to you from my bougie
Speaker 1: apartment in New York City, which has a lot of
Speaker 1: garbage in it. Behind me. It's like at the wallpaper,
Speaker 1: let's look up, don't look down.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go hord.
Speaker 1: It looks like these are pretty and you can hear
Speaker 1: by the laughter when I see a lot of garbage,
Speaker 1: it is actually a lot of garbage. With us today,
Speaker 1: I'm going to start. We have an international star joining us.
Speaker 1: He has done two live shows were brought on. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say his his frat like his brother, who's the
Speaker 1: one that's like the one like his sponsor that like
Speaker 1: sponsored him for this fraternity. It's his the his tour
Speaker 1: into the bachelor. Williamshippis Rose franchise. Ladies and gentlemen, you
Speaker 1: know him from the William Cxippis Rose Live show at
Speaker 1: San Francisco's sketch Fest. You know him as I'm a
Speaker 1: wingman for Jack Keyes who did quite well at the Bellhouse.
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen. He's a brilliant comedian. You can see
Speaker 1: him all over Canada. He's from Montreal, and he's coming
Speaker 1: from Montreal. Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Mike, I.
Speaker 1: So happy, and I know you hate the pizza preneur.
Speaker 1: That's how we got to know you.
Speaker 3: That's right. The first thing we talked about when we
Speaker 3: met was, Hey, Arden, I'm gonna be on your podcast
Speaker 3: in a couple of days. But also, I hate the
Speaker 3: pizza guy. Can we talk about that?
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna give you the floor on
Speaker 1: the forum with us as a man who introduced us.
Speaker 1: He introduced us to Mike, and I gotta say, it's
Speaker 1: been such an asset and I wish you lived closer
Speaker 1: and we could have you in person more often too.
Speaker 1: We love this man. We love his dedication. I feel
Speaker 1: like he made some wild card picks during I feel
Speaker 1: like one of the one home last night, and I'm
Speaker 1: here to talk about that. He is the host of
Speaker 1: He's a brilliant stand up, a comedian, he's an actor,
Speaker 1: he's a podcast host, you know him from Douglove's movies.
Speaker 1: You know him from the wide world of Doug, but
Speaker 1: you mostly know him as the captain of the earlier
Speaker 1: except his rose horny cruise ship hoping for a ship.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Doug Benson.
Speaker 5: Hi there, and hello to all the ships at sea?
Speaker 1: Did you did you were? Didn't you like number one?
Speaker 3: Pick?
Speaker 1: Get cut? Last night?
Speaker 5: Wait? Who was my number? Who do you think is
Speaker 5: my number one?
Speaker 1: Didn't you go off roading and pick some odd guy
Speaker 1: to be like that's the guy? Or like that's the
Speaker 1: next bachelor? Wasn't there?
Speaker 4: I might have to look at her.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think I said Xavier would be
Speaker 5: the number one?
Speaker 1: Okay, who's who's not? He's not pulling ahead as early
Speaker 1: as I thought he would, But was he good at dodgebomb?
Speaker 1: Also with us, Katie Levine is stuck in traffic. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's gonna pop in, but I do
Speaker 1: know that there's a woman who's gonna go join our
Speaker 1: tennis cult leader in Sweden Suent, So we're gonna lose
Speaker 1: her next week. She's a woman with whom I traveled
Speaker 1: the world. She is my sister from another mister the
Speaker 1: wind beneath my wings. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Hannah Montana, Rosanna,
Speaker 1: Rosanna Dana, Arianna, Tana Minton's Yahene Josne. Welcome to the program,
Speaker 1: Doctor Banana.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Always a joy to be here.
Speaker 1: Can I just start out for a little funny story
Speaker 1: of what just happened? And we have to bleep out
Speaker 1: the name, but I'll tell you guys. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: just went out. I've never really been to the Hamptons
Speaker 1: and I got an invite to go my friend Kate
Speaker 1: Walsh from a private practice in Gray's Anatomy. I've known
Speaker 1: her since I was nineteen years old in Chicago. She
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm renting a house. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come stay with me? Like, yeah, So I've never
Speaker 1: been out there. The Hamptons is wild. It's like looks
Speaker 1: like a small town. It kind of looks like Little Compton,
Speaker 1: except for instead of a one Pizza, there's actually like
Speaker 1: a Gucci and a Louis Vutan. It's like we didn't
Speaker 1: really leave our house that much, like we want bike
Speaker 1: riding and stuff we didn't like. I think there was
Speaker 1: like the White Party like Jlo was out there, like
Speaker 1: we didn't see any of that, but we went to
Speaker 1: this really like this really beautiful house and that was
Speaker 1: gorgeous that like somebody knew somebody there and they were
Speaker 1: so welcoming and it was sort of when you hear
Speaker 1: about the Hamptons, it's how you pickedure the Hamptons. But
Speaker 1: we found out later and you have to cut this out.
Speaker 1: There is a there's a movie star that was staying
Speaker 1: with them who apparently when he heard we were coming,
Speaker 1: ran out and then came in the back basement and
Speaker 1: hid in the basement the entire time because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to talk acting with us.
Speaker 3: As it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to tell you who it is. You
Speaker 1: have to cut it out. Apparently apparently was staying in
Speaker 1: their basement.
Speaker 3: Wow, is that who you want to talk acting with?
Speaker 1: Tell me all about your process and the Brandon and
Speaker 1: hid underground until he let on like a beautiful summer day,
Speaker 1: Like he hid underground until we left because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to talk to us. Isn't that great? What I
Speaker 1: don't sit around, I don't want to talk about talk acting.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like like I'm not gonna hey,
Speaker 1: like talk acting was like it was just so there
Speaker 1: was also like forty people there, as if we were
Speaker 1: gonna go over corner him at Like I just love
Speaker 1: that he was staying there and hit underground until we left.
Speaker 1: Is that not the best?
Speaker 4: Wait? So the hosts like immediately told.
Speaker 1: You, No, we didn't find out till after about the person.
Speaker 1: We didn't know he was underground, Like so the people
Speaker 1: that I didn't know, you know, it was like the
Speaker 1: friend of the friends, like Kate and I laughed and
Speaker 1: the person who was like the common thread. The host
Speaker 1: confessed to them that like split out to beep all
Speaker 1: of this, isn't they ran out of the back door
Speaker 1: and then snug back. Is that the greatest?
Speaker 4: What an absolute nutball?
Speaker 3: I love close to where I thought this was going.
Speaker 3: I genuinely thought the way you was setting up it
Speaker 3: was like he left so he could come back around
Speaker 3: and make an entrance.
Speaker 1: You know, literally like as if we were in a corner.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever talked acting with anyone, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I'll talk about like fart
Speaker 1: jobs or like the Bachelor, or like you know, love
Speaker 1: is blind, Like I don't want to be like tell
Speaker 1: me about your craft, Like, are you fucking kidding anyway? Doug,
Speaker 1: I thought you'd like that. I know you love movies.
Speaker 1: But every time you see him, you can now know
Speaker 1: that he went subterranean rather than have a meal with us.
Speaker 1: And there was like thirty eight other people to bump.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a meal of four people. There was
Speaker 1: like thirty long giant tables with like tacos. And he
Speaker 1: left just in case.
Speaker 5: He has to answer the question how do you act?
Speaker 5: How does acting work? I can tell you you make
Speaker 5: it look easy? Dude, So glad that was such a.
Speaker 1: Such a good It was so wild. That was just
Speaker 1: the best. I thought you guys would love that.
Speaker 5: I have that expression on my face too. If Cameron
Speaker 5: Diaz just kissed me for no reason, that's not acting.
Speaker 5: Just keep giving people clues, Kny.
Speaker 1: You have to beep all the proper names, or make
Speaker 1: like a heart sound like? What like a heart sound?
Speaker 3: What a heart sound like? Douglas?
Speaker 5: Movie?
Speaker 3: Is this.
Speaker 1: Okay? So here we are. I'm just gonna throw this
Speaker 1: song and I'm gonna let you guys take the floor.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I thought Charney would be nice.
Speaker 1: I was. I thought she was a nice person. I
Speaker 1: think she's so adorable. I'm really enjoying her season. I
Speaker 1: think she's just cute as a button and really fun
Speaker 1: to watch. Mike, I see you nodding your head, do you?
Speaker 3: I do agree. I was afraid she would be boring,
Speaker 3: but again she's she's a lot more playful because obviously
Speaker 3: you're the lead, you get to be way more playful.
Speaker 3: You don't have like this condensed amount of time. It's
Speaker 3: more relaxed in that regard. So like, she's definitely come
Speaker 3: out of her show in a bigger way, and I
Speaker 3: think that she's doing a great job so far. The
Speaker 3: only thing is I definitely think that she is not
Speaker 3: an amazing judge of character as well. Yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 3: we'll get to like four instances in this episode where
Speaker 3: just like Charity, how how are you? How are you?
Speaker 1: I don't I know there was an even like face
Speaker 1: to face when like the Chico's earrings influencers that okay, just.
Speaker 3: For one of them. It's crazy, it's too weird.
Speaker 1: I love the amount of earrings changed he had, like
Speaker 1: the amount of like wardrobe, the truck of earrings, and
Speaker 1: then the sounds of like what my mom wore in
Speaker 1: the eighties. They're like almost like Ann Taylor's loft statement earring.
Speaker 5: I picture like a little box that he opens up
Speaker 5: and there's there's levels too, there's you know, yeah they
Speaker 5: think that slide out that maximum number of which tackle
Speaker 5: box today? What mood do I do today? You know,
Speaker 5: he's got some weird system this year.
Speaker 1: Fact that even Jesse Palmer forty four hosts had like
Speaker 1: a zinger at his expense that wasn't terrible. I like
Speaker 1: he actually came in with an okay for Jesse, Like
Speaker 1: it wasn't the worst thing that Jesse could have done.
Speaker 1: That it was just what the worst part and we'll
Speaker 1: get to this, but to me, the worst part is
Speaker 1: like he thinks he's so outrageous, like I know, I
Speaker 1: look like a nineteen seventies Rocks. It's like, no, you
Speaker 1: look like a bro from San Diego who heard that
Speaker 1: Harry Styles gets girls by being a little fluid and
Speaker 1: you fucking rated your mom's earrings box and you look
Speaker 1: like an idiot, Like like just it seems it just
Speaker 1: feels so fake.
Speaker 5: It feels still he looks like the seeded uh sub
Speaker 5: like it hot. When Tony Curtis is dressed up as
Speaker 5: a woman and he takes all of it off, but
Speaker 5: he forgets the earrings.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just don't buy it.
Speaker 5: I don't buy he remembers and heggs him off, you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's exactly, it's it. It's again. I actually like that
Speaker 1: men like are playing with I like that as a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't buy it with this guy. So
Speaker 1: here we are.
Speaker 3: We don't need absolutely not.
Speaker 5: We don't need the Phantom of the Opera chandelier hanging
Speaker 5: from the sides of his head, you know, like way
Speaker 5: to one second to drop? Is that gonna be before intermission?
Speaker 1: By the way, I am loving it as I am
Speaker 1: loving it as a side. We haven't had this plot before.
Speaker 4: It's like a.
Speaker 1: Fun that the guy that stocks is also wearing enormous
Speaker 1: huge They're not even cool, they're just like players. They're
Speaker 1: from players, Like okay, doctor Banana. Before we get going
Speaker 1: any overall thoughts, I.
Speaker 6: Mean, yeah, I I Brayden the way he sees himself
Speaker 6: of like, I am so qirky cool. You're like, okay,
Speaker 6: First of all, throwing a scarf on like lazily like
Speaker 6: is not twisting.
Speaker 5: He's like massive scarf, a massive scars Is he going
Speaker 5: to the met gallon or scarf hereay? Dramatic and like
Speaker 5: what is it? Like what and he's like the rest
Speaker 5: of him's dressed like it's like it's a nice warm
Speaker 5: evening T shirt scarf.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's absolute nonsense.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I've been around those
Speaker 1: scarf guys before and they're always fuck boys and they
Speaker 1: always think are like like they spell like a week
Speaker 1: abroad but basically just like going to Abitha and like partying,
Speaker 1: you know. But then they're like they there's it makes
Speaker 1: I think they think it makes them seem artsy and
Speaker 1: like they've act like they might buy a Carra caroact
Speaker 1: book but not read it. Like the whole thing is
Speaker 1: like I don't buy it.
Speaker 5: Yeah. They relate to the villains in John Hughes movies.
Speaker 1: Yees.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like I want to be like John, like
Speaker 5: u Ja James.
Speaker 1: Vater, he's fully Spader. He's Fader with a Chico's ear
Speaker 1: ring and ships the fan of the oppera chandelier and
Speaker 1: then like, you know, his scarf. Okay, so here we
Speaker 1: are Clark the fake classes.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: By the way, again, I like the guys are like
Speaker 1: like last you know, we get like Nate was adorable
Speaker 1: and Nate had all the accessories and that felt real,
Speaker 1: Like I like all that. He looked great. I like
Speaker 1: the earring, I like the scars, Like that's actually feels
Speaker 1: like who he is. This guy was like, look at
Speaker 1: how far Nate got. If I get a bigger ear
Speaker 1: ring and a bigger scarf, like he just feels like
Speaker 1: a bad bro like Aaron from San Diego who hit
Speaker 1: like it clears at the mall. Okay, so here we are.
Speaker 1: She's so cute, she's so excited. They go to the
Speaker 1: manson the first person we see and every time I
Speaker 1: see him, I'm enjoying him popping up and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that Katie's stuck in traffic. I'm enjoying Caleb the cowboy wrestler.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's fun. He's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Yes, he seems nice.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 1: Are you enjoying her?
Speaker 5: I's this funny that the only thing that Chris had
Speaker 5: was being able to do a backflip. And then there's
Speaker 5: Caleb like.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I've seen you.
Speaker 5: And backflip. You're just a fucking back flipper.
Speaker 3: Now who wants to get picked up?
Speaker 1: Doug, we haven't had you on since we did draft picks.
Speaker 1: I was so excited when he was like, you've made
Speaker 1: me flip.
Speaker 5: It was everything right the limo. If he could have
Speaker 5: figured out a way to flip out of the limo,
Speaker 5: he would have done it. But he got to flip
Speaker 5: in as soon as fucking possible.
Speaker 1: I was, You're a genius. Okay. So then.
Speaker 3: I want to say I love her her green leather jacket.
Speaker 3: I think it's so important, such.
Speaker 5: A great color, popping colors.
Speaker 1: They're dressing her well, They're dressing her well because I remember,
Speaker 1: like Katie, they dressed like a realtor. Some some gals
Speaker 1: are dressed really well.
Speaker 3: Uh Michelle the dresser really nicely.
Speaker 1: Tasa obviously, yes, this, but I got to tell you,
Speaker 1: I feel like they're really doing her right. She's so cute.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh this jacket is everything.
Speaker 1: Statement hearing the glasses and the giant scarf, and they
Speaker 1: find out that a one on one is on the
Speaker 1: table and he is like that better roomate, Like he
Speaker 1: just like if he just shut the fuck up. I
Speaker 1: know he doesn't realize that, Like if you get the
Speaker 1: first impression rose like historically on the Bachelor, like forty
Speaker 1: percent of the time you win, so if you just
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. But he would rather be the
Speaker 1: villain good of Paradise. He doesn't want to win.
Speaker 3: Oh, he does not want it. I will say it's
Speaker 3: the one thing that I agree with Braydon on in
Speaker 3: this entire thing, because it comes up later, but him
Speaker 3: being like I should have been the one on one. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know what, I do believe that the first impression
Speaker 3: Rose should be the first one on one. It makes
Speaker 3: sense because then we don't have an Abigail situation where
Speaker 3: Matt James t Abigail that first impression Rose.
Speaker 1: Don't we never saw her again? We never saw her.
Speaker 3: I hated that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that, Doug, Abigail? She was deaf and
Speaker 1: she was so cute and she got the first impression
Speaker 1: Rose and then like we never saw her again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean. I think the first impression
Speaker 3: rope should have a little bit more, you know, gravitas
Speaker 3: to it. I give him the first, the one on one.
Speaker 1: I think that's a really good call. I think Abbiail
Speaker 1: might still be with that guy she was dating from Paris.
Speaker 1: No way, Doctor Banana, would you mind looking to see
Speaker 1: if they're still dating. I think they I think, well
Speaker 1: you might know.
Speaker 4: I think they did get back together.
Speaker 3: They got back together. It looks like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they are a couple. They're cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're they're like real, uh all the time and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Aaron B got the one on one and I
Speaker 1: can't tell. I can't tell. I feel like they had
Speaker 1: a nice date. He was very sweet with her. I
Speaker 1: did not like his double sided coin. I can't tell
Speaker 1: if he's full of shit or not because he's very cute.
Speaker 1: Ye says a lot of the right things. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I need a little more time on this one, doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: Do you buy it?
Speaker 6: I do, even though like I he doesn't seem like
Speaker 6: that shady to me. But when he is like, let
Speaker 6: me flip a coin, I literally yelled at my TV
Speaker 6: that's a double sided coin.
Speaker 4: And then he goes, yeah, I have a reveal it's
Speaker 4: a double sided coin.
Speaker 1: It's like no, yah, yeah, always you've picked heads, every time,
Speaker 1: You've picked heads every time.
Speaker 5: Of course, she had to act like like like watching
Speaker 5: a child do a magic trick or something. She had
Speaker 5: to first of all, be be like excited that it
Speaker 5: landed on the direct side, like, oh boy, that means
Speaker 5: we are going to be together forever. She gets I
Speaker 5: think she's way too nice to everybody, but I do like,
Speaker 5: I do like her.
Speaker 3: But is the villain of Pretty and Pink. Aaron's the
Speaker 3: villain from the Batman. The two Face has a double
Speaker 3: sided coin that's like.
Speaker 5: You know, like and it'd be funny how to see
Speaker 5: how accidentally spent it somewhere.
Speaker 3: He just goes to fat a meter. You know, he'd
Speaker 3: lose his coin, but he gained personal growth, that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, do you want to have a super
Speaker 1: legendary date? They go out. It's a red Mustang. So
Speaker 1: she's like, no music or old school music. So then
Speaker 1: we learn and this is very specific thing. Both of
Speaker 1: their parents have been in the military, and every Saturday
Speaker 1: morning they would get up and clean and they put
Speaker 1: on old school music and and she's like, last time
Speaker 1: at the mansion, he made me feel like I was
Speaker 1: the only girl in the room. Well, I guess I
Speaker 1: was the only.
Speaker 3: Girl in the room. I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really cute about her. You Marriery, She's so
Speaker 1: cute but like and she's obviously like a gorgeous woman.
Speaker 1: But some of the women are like that are the
Speaker 1: bachelorette you've like, you feel like this really is her
Speaker 1: Cinderella time, whereas some of them, you know, wherever they got,
Speaker 1: like Tasha or like Jojo, like like you could see
Speaker 1: how even though Charney's a total babe, she might have
Speaker 1: some friend that's a little flashy or that maybe she
Speaker 1: wasn't like maybe she wasn't like the most obvious one
Speaker 1: of like the maybe she wasn't a homecoming queen even
Speaker 1: though she was at Star Okay, And I so I
Speaker 1: like she's the one even of the season, even of
Speaker 1: like last season that she was the one that they picked,
Speaker 1: they could have picked, you know, like an aerial Like
Speaker 1: I like that she's she seems like so lovely and
Speaker 1: kind and warm and that like she really is enjoying
Speaker 1: to be like the only girl on the round.
Speaker 3: I'm ready very easy exactly exactly. It's very very easy
Speaker 3: to root for her. Yeah, it's something that we've been
Speaker 3: missing for sometime, at least personally, like when they did
Speaker 3: the dual Bachelorettesel Gabby, that's what everybody says. Yet they
Speaker 3: keep bringing rachel every time they bring back Gabby. Look,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into it, of course, of course, but
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like we need to, we need to
Speaker 3: want the person to find love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care about Zach. I haven't cared about Zach.
Speaker 3: I didn't care for Gabby and Rachel. I like Gabby,
Speaker 3: but not enough for the dual bachelorette. Clayton could just
Speaker 3: Clayton stop it, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I agree, I'm happy. I like the I like that.
Speaker 1: I know I didn't care about Katie. Katie, I did
Speaker 1: not care.
Speaker 6: What is Charity's accent? I can't regionally play like. I
Speaker 6: know she's from Columbus, Georgia, but I feel mid Atlantic.
Speaker 1: It feels like Delaware or like Maryland. Like do you know,
Speaker 1: it feels like very Delaware.
Speaker 4: Figure it out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but then I have something to do with
Speaker 3: the military upbringing thing. That amazing that.
Speaker 5: Where was she in her most formative times?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 5: What teens? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like middle school? Middle school?
Speaker 5: Do you talk like everybody that you're in school with, right.
Speaker 1: Junior high to teens? Okay, So then so they're going
Speaker 1: they're up in the hills. It's a windy road. They
Speaker 1: get to the Hollywood Sign and they give them champagne.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's driving, but okay.
Speaker 3: Te non alcoholic champagne.
Speaker 1: They pot the drive. They give everybody champagne. And it's
Speaker 1: the hundredth anniversary. Now, for those of you who don't
Speaker 1: live in l A, you're not allowed to walk in
Speaker 1: front of the Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: This was a very big deal that they were in
Speaker 1: front of the letters there. You're not allowed to get
Speaker 1: that close.
Speaker 3: Mike Disney, money baby, that'll get you there, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: That's what's happening. It's it's, yeah, the only way that
Speaker 3: will happen.
Speaker 5: I bet you're Disney and the other studios as it is,
Speaker 5: they're already paying for the upkeep of that thing, because
Speaker 5: you know that sign always iconic, always looks good. When
Speaker 5: it's some breaks or falls off, they fix it, and
Speaker 5: uh yeah, very iconic. But also yeah, you have to
Speaker 5: like kind of hike down to it in a way
Speaker 5: that like the way they were dressed and the way
Speaker 5: they were acting. Like the one time that I actually
Speaker 5: like climbed up and stood inside the oh was it
Speaker 5: was like it was a sweaty adventure and that no point,
Speaker 5: it's anybody encouraging you to do it, you know, was
Speaker 5: that why.
Speaker 3: You were dodging bullets because they were coming for you?
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 5: You know, It's just you got to hike down to
Speaker 5: it and then you got to hike back up, you
Speaker 5: know when you're done at it like it's a it's
Speaker 5: a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Did you have to like scale of fence? How did
Speaker 1: you get there?
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't offense at least not what I do.
Speaker 5: This is a long time ago. Like of the first
Speaker 5: things I did when I moved to La was like,
Speaker 5: let's go fuck around the Hollywood Sign and so I
Speaker 5: like have pictures of it and stuff. I remember while
Speaker 5: we were climbing to you know, climbing down to it,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this is not like you just go,
Speaker 5: you know, park on Maulholland and just jumped down to it.
Speaker 5: It was like it was it was something people probably
Speaker 5: don't do that much. So yes, to the Ardens point,
Speaker 5: it was a big deal that they were just hanging
Speaker 5: around with the letters and it's nuts. It's gonna confuse people.
Speaker 5: I think it is. Tours're gonna think that that's something
Speaker 5: you can do.
Speaker 1: They have a huge date. Their date was enormous, Yes,
Speaker 1: the driving the Hollywood sign and then so then I
Speaker 1: did like.
Speaker 3: That, he said, this feels familiar because I played grand
Speaker 3: theft auto. I thought I didn't know, I was like.
Speaker 1: And then so they both their parents had a long
Speaker 1: marriage and they want that long love a genuine spark.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is nice when you find somebody that
Speaker 1: you're with that also had a long marriage, just like
Speaker 1: a lot of people come from don't don't don't take
Speaker 1: the divorce kids out, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like it's like again, it's nice, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, like that you have, like, well, it's
Speaker 1: not only a kid's fault if your parents get divorced,
Speaker 1: you know. Like, but she like that he had that too, and.
Speaker 3: She's a lot of pressure to put on a first
Speaker 3: date too, like that, that's what the show is, and
Speaker 3: they just accepted this ridiculous reality. But it is a
Speaker 3: lot of pressure to be like, my parents have been
Speaker 3: married for forty eight years. Say that number out loud
Speaker 3: to me. Again, Yes, we gotta beat them.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then so it's they they've got the lucky coin.
Speaker 1: She's like, heads is everlasting love? Well, he put that
Speaker 1: fucking coin out again, and then she had to do
Speaker 1: this double sided, she had to act shocked. And then
Speaker 1: they go to an what theater did they go to?
Speaker 1: They went downtown to an old Hollywood Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think the Los Angeles Theater or it's the Palace
Speaker 6: in the Palace gorgeous, very nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not nice theaters down there that are just
Speaker 5: sit empty a lot of the time.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous, And so.
Speaker 3: We find out dined in the lobby and then is
Speaker 3: that where they were.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, theaters has an incredible I mean a lot
Speaker 6: of them do have incredible lobbies, likes and chandeliers.
Speaker 1: So the family is very important to him. His little brother,
Speaker 1: just like her brother, knows everything. He hasn't been lucky
Speaker 1: in the past. Now when we learned about this lucky, Well,
Speaker 1: you were the one that made your own bad luck, sir.
Speaker 1: You know have been lucky. You're the person that she
Speaker 1: would be talking about to her friends. You're her ex.
Speaker 1: But you're phrasing it in a way where you're the
Speaker 1: one who did the deed. Just say he was in
Speaker 1: a four year relationship. He was he played football, not lucky.
Speaker 1: He wasn't the best boyfriend's with active listening.
Speaker 6: Okay, I listen once and then he went to therapy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly active therapy actively.
Speaker 4: He said, active listening.
Speaker 6: I literally was like, oh I active listen to you
Speaker 6: talk about active listening on this day?
Speaker 1: Can you lie? Or how to make fart jokes with me?
Speaker 1: And watch Love is Blind? Ne were like fucking Love
Speaker 1: Island UK twenty sixteen, because like, look, I mean I
Speaker 1: I do want somebody who listens, because sometimes guys don't
Speaker 1: listen a lot of the times they don't, but don't
Speaker 1: say the phrase actively. I'm like, not, whoa, it's good.
Speaker 1: I love a guy in therapy and I do like
Speaker 1: that he goes to therapy and I think it's very important.
Speaker 1: But like I think the first it's just about fun.
Speaker 1: But they don't have much time. They don't have time.
Speaker 4: Without saying it, sorry, go ahead, thank you.
Speaker 3: Was like, I do therapy, you know. He's like mm hmmm. Points.
Speaker 3: It just felt like he was leaning in, like of course,
Speaker 3: and this is you're welcome, You're well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Whitney texted me he freezed it was I went, wait,
Speaker 1: how did he phreeze it? He said, I checked into therapy.
Speaker 5: I browsed and like, I like walked in and looked around.
Speaker 1: I checked out therapy. I checked it out. Not for me,
Speaker 1: but I checked it out.
Speaker 5: I checked into it like I you know, I did
Speaker 5: my own research. I did a few therapy sessions with
Speaker 5: myself and decided it wasn't for me. I used the mirror.
Speaker 5: I did the mirror exercise where I worked it out
Speaker 5: not for me.
Speaker 1: So then but he did, Hey, he did throw his party.
Speaker 1: He had his partner flirted with other guys. And she
Speaker 1: was like, I like that. This is true. A lot
Speaker 1: of men don't go to therapy, and so it's nice that,
Speaker 1: you know, it's nice that he felt open to say that.
Speaker 1: And then he asked she said, Zach allowed her to grow.
Speaker 1: And then he's in a good phrase. You are a
Speaker 1: ton of green flags. That's a good line. That's a
Speaker 1: good line.
Speaker 3: It's sweet.
Speaker 5: It is, but it doesn't it but it you know,
Speaker 5: but it's written, you know, it's not doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 5: come from the heart. Yeah, it's just a clever. This
Speaker 5: is a clever you know. Yeah, it's still you know,
Speaker 5: still bringing up flags like so once you're in the
Speaker 5: person bringing up flags.
Speaker 1: So that he said you are an incredible woman. You
Speaker 1: are someone I want on my corner. Everything about today
Speaker 1: has been phenomenal. And then she walked and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my godness, Laura, I love Lauren. Now we have
Speaker 1: listeners tweet to us that they actually knew who this was,
Speaker 1: which is unlike any other band that Temesculate Drive. What
Speaker 1: was it, Kila Road?
Speaker 4: Yeah, our favorite.
Speaker 1: They're a hit.
Speaker 4: Now, what's her name? Our favorite? Oh, they're ahead, Yes,
Speaker 4: that's our main one.
Speaker 1: That Laura. By the way, last year, Jesse Palmer's cousin
Speaker 1: sang a song that's right, You'll be back Robert Robert Palmer.
Speaker 1: Then they slow danced and kiss. It was really cute,
Speaker 1: and then she got the rose and then she was
Speaker 1: choked up and she said, I believe that my guy
Speaker 1: is here after tonight. It feels attainable. I just I
Speaker 1: just find her so lovable. I really, she's completely won
Speaker 1: me over. I haven't liked to lead this much in
Speaker 1: a long time. I think, yeah, I love my Gabby,
Speaker 1: but I needed a solo flight of Gabby.
Speaker 3: I agree, absolutely totally wanted a solo flight of Gabby.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Douglas, did you feel like Aaron's gonna win.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, it feels fine, but it doesn't.
Speaker 5: It feels like to bring it to go back to
Speaker 5: that point earlier about the first solo date should be
Speaker 5: you know, yes, it's like, well, first impression rose that person,
Speaker 5: you know, one could argue is kind of safe in
Speaker 5: a way. So if they also get the first date,
Speaker 5: then then they just get you know, this massive amount
Speaker 5: of you know, safety throw in their way. And then
Speaker 5: giving it to the you know who they give that
Speaker 5: first day to always causes some sort of conflict because
Speaker 5: of course there's always some idiot sitting there is like
Speaker 5: why isn't it me saying that out about nineteen other people?
Speaker 5: They're always hurt more somehow than it wasn't them over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: They just put them in a room together and they
Speaker 5: say shit like that. So I think that's why they
Speaker 5: do it. But I also think the first date is
Speaker 5: extra long because it does kind of set like generally
Speaker 5: it sets like a front runner. But it also.
Speaker 3: You know, uh, Doug producing this season, Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: Doug, As you're saying that, I think it also primes
Speaker 1: the pump for the for the lead to go, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is gonna work, Like, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the date is so long, it has it's
Speaker 5: so elaborate, and it's so poised to be like falling
Speaker 5: in love during it. Yeah, when it goes badly, that
Speaker 5: person's bag is packed and that's an exciting ending to.
Speaker 1: The first time. Remember when we had when Rachel set
Speaker 1: home the car racer he was so cute, who was
Speaker 1: so cute?
Speaker 5: Like just not feeling it. Let's move on, let's there's
Speaker 5: no reason to belabor.
Speaker 1: This anything else about Aaron, And then we'll take a
Speaker 1: quick break. Anna, do you think he's gonna win?
Speaker 4: No, I don't. I think he'll go far.
Speaker 6: We might get a hometowns out of him, but winner
Speaker 6: I don't see, probably because if he does that coin
Speaker 6: trick like eight more times, Oh my.
Speaker 4: Personality at this point, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. I'm gonna get another
Speaker 1: cold Zva and then we'll be right.
Speaker 4: Back bone zone.
Speaker 3: Let's get in the bone zone.
Speaker 1: Guys, and we're back all right. Me. While back at
Speaker 1: the ranch, as they were having all of their dates, uh,
Speaker 1: there was some people were as always happens, the guys
Speaker 1: cannot handle it. The guys get upset a group day
Speaker 1: things and it says suns out, buns out. We also
Speaker 1: found out that Adrian has a one year old child,
Speaker 1: and he starts to get uptight because the guys are
Speaker 1: doing backflips from the hot tub into the pool. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: what the fuck they're stuck? They're locked out, like who
Speaker 1: can Yeah, when he's supposed to sit and be serious,
Speaker 1: like who can?
Speaker 6: Well, Famously, when you're trying to fall in love, you're
Speaker 6: not really supposed to experience a joy.
Speaker 1: Like you can make some friends and like hang out
Speaker 1: of a good time. What a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: I'm well, the other guy with him is equally a loser.
Speaker 3: In the first episode, it was like real women don't
Speaker 3: pay attention to pickup lines on real woman said your
Speaker 3: ass home, dude, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, who is that?
Speaker 3: Who is the firefighter?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Who looks like he's like fifty five?
Speaker 3: He does not He says words you can't say out
Speaker 3: loud a lot. He looks like he says them without
Speaker 3: any problem.
Speaker 1: Doug, how old do you think the firefighter is?
Speaker 5: He's put out millions of fires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he's alive.
Speaker 4: For five he was on the Titanic.
Speaker 3: Actually famous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's put.
Speaker 3: Out millions of fires, you know.
Speaker 5: But here's the weird thing they don't say about him
Speaker 5: in his bio is he started most of it.
Speaker 4: I'm a firefighter because I have to be, because I'm I'm.
Speaker 5: The first one on the scene.
Speaker 1: I'm the first one.
Speaker 3: I'm a sick dude. I'm so good at it.
Speaker 5: It sounds like this is like Dexter, but with firefighters.
Speaker 5: Wasn't there fires but it's them out?
Speaker 1: Also, wasn't that the one with Billy Baldwin?
Speaker 5: Uh, Backdraft? Yeah, I don't know that was It was
Speaker 5: some sort of mystery going on about who was starting
Speaker 5: all the fires, But I don't remember that the twist.
Speaker 1: I think it was a firefighter. Okay, So then we
Speaker 1: have so then we have the group date some doubt
Speaker 1: buns out and they go to the beach and they
Speaker 1: and uh, there's giant sand castles and they're like sort
Speaker 1: of playing. And then up walk to Jesse, who just
Speaker 1: always looks out of place. Uh, and he's like, okay, fellas,
Speaker 1: it's time for Uh you're gonna here's dodgeball. You're gonna
Speaker 1: put your speedo on but you have to wear a
Speaker 1: sport cup. They made sure to point out that we
Speaker 1: knew that we're not gonna be able to look at
Speaker 1: their decks.
Speaker 3: A moment of silence for Katie Levine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Katie Levine did that.
Speaker 3: And fuck it, that's right, everybody. I'm a listener.
Speaker 1: I know the lore Katie Levine, like, you would still
Speaker 1: kind of see you while I was like, cut skilling over.
Speaker 5: Like so embarrassing. That'd be so embarrassing to get hit
Speaker 5: in the nuts with a dodge ball though on television. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I do understand like they are kind of looking
Speaker 5: out for them with those those things.
Speaker 6: Well they also the razors, Oh yeah, Manscape really quickly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. They called out Joseph, who was so pissed
Speaker 1: it Claire's.
Speaker 4: Iconic because his daughter might be watching.
Speaker 1: It was so funny, and they're like and they're like
Speaker 1: and they're like, you can't believe we're doing it again
Speaker 1: because Joseph has a daughter at home. I mean that
Speaker 1: actually was like fun They did a good job. By
Speaker 1: the way. I was on a local Fox entertainment show
Speaker 1: with Liz Habibe. Oh really, is she a national Sports
Speaker 1: cast tour. Did you guys? I knew she was because
Speaker 1: I was on that so Hollywood with her, I was like,
Speaker 1: well with lisadn, why can't you get on? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not a sports guy, so I
Speaker 3: had no idea who she is.
Speaker 1: So then Xavier, finally our guys, starts to shine. Doug,
Speaker 1: He's like, little do people know? I went to camp
Speaker 1: every summer and I was the king of dodgeball. I'm
Speaker 1: also seven feet tall. I'm gonna kill you. And I
Speaker 1: found that he had a nice disposition and I thought
Speaker 1: I thought he was chill and like he was really
Speaker 1: good at it. He was killing it, and I enjoyed
Speaker 1: the Xavier Caleb b had a surprise contender, John that
Speaker 1: we found out played basketball pro basketball for a year.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a fun game, a fun five round.
Speaker 1: And then Adrian was the one that ended up getting
Speaker 1: the MVP the losing team, what did you guys?
Speaker 7: Team?
Speaker 1: He got to join the winning team in the after party.
Speaker 1: The winning team got to go have an evening with
Speaker 1: our lead and the losers had to go home. But uh, Adrian,
Speaker 1: who's the dad and the realtor? He he won? Yes, Doug.
Speaker 5: My question is, uh, you know, because you're more historians
Speaker 5: than I am of the franchise, how often does that
Speaker 5: break down like that where.
Speaker 1: They where they send the losing team home where.
Speaker 5: They're where there they pick an m VP from the
Speaker 5: bat never never never, okay, because if he has to,
Speaker 5: always throw somebody in from the losing team, because then
Speaker 5: that pisses off everybody. Because I love to think they're
Speaker 5: all m vps because they won.
Speaker 1: I love them to because they but I like they did.
Speaker 1: They picked the shister that they gave me to, the
Speaker 1: guy that's been pissed. They sent him just to go
Speaker 1: st the pot, and I loved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they picked the guy who like casually talks to
Speaker 3: cops on the day to day. It's like he's the
Speaker 3: guy that like sees a cop outside a comedian store
Speaker 3: and goes, so, what what's going on? You guys do it?
Speaker 1: It's just like, because you have a one year old
Speaker 1: daughter at home, everyone's supposed to stop having fun. Why
Speaker 1: are you on the Bachelor? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, your problem.
Speaker 1: Your baby is one? Why are you in the man
Speaker 1: You're supposed to make us think you're so awesome that
Speaker 1: you have a kid, but they're one, and you are
Speaker 1: like telling everybody else to not have any fun when
Speaker 1: they're just sitting around doing nothing, Like, what's the problem.
Speaker 3: He's such a he's such a loser right now.
Speaker 1: He's such it makes me actually be I can't believe
Speaker 1: I'm on breed inside and that like and the.
Speaker 3: Idiot Charity's not seeing it though.
Speaker 5: Who thinks it? A bunch of guys, they all just
Speaker 5: met each other and have nothing in common other than
Speaker 5: being a bunch of d it's on a TV show.
Speaker 5: You give them a pool, of course they're all gonna
Speaker 5: start doing stupid like pool ship. Like there's there's no gym,
Speaker 5: there's no pool ship.
Speaker 1: There's no gym, there's no music, there's no internet, there's
Speaker 1: no TV, there's no books, stuff that they care like.
Speaker 1: So you give him alcohol and a pool. There's not
Speaker 1: really a yard. What are they supposed to do?
Speaker 5: If they could? They could already do backflips. If you
Speaker 5: could do backflips, why would you ever keep that from
Speaker 5: the pool. You're at a pool, perfect.
Speaker 3: It would be so funny if we saw so many
Speaker 3: guys backflip into the pool and then just cut to
Speaker 3: like a slow one of Chris's two Flips, like with
Speaker 3: the Sarah McLaughlin, I will remember you could that guy's
Speaker 3: life must be crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So then so then they go to that. Every year
Speaker 1: they use this prop house as that they go to
Speaker 1: the prop house for their date. What is that is
Speaker 1: that like on a studio lot, Doug, What do you
Speaker 1: think that is? You think that's on Librea? And it's
Speaker 1: some like one of those weird like furniture stores where
Speaker 1: you could also buy props, you can rent it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like Librea, like just south of Beverly. Do you
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 5: I could give you the I could give you the address,
Speaker 5: But it sure feels like they just went to a
Speaker 5: prop rental place and protect every year. That's it's kind
Speaker 5: of a thing people should do.
Speaker 3: On a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every year they do it. So they go to
Speaker 1: the prop house and and uh, okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: So then Brayden is very upset that Adrian is there.
Speaker 1: That's why they brought him. That's why they invented MVP.
Speaker 1: They did like an early two on one, and so
Speaker 1: then of course he goes and tattles. He goes by
Speaker 1: the way, the person that becomes the haddled to the lead.
Speaker 3: Oh never works out it.
Speaker 1: Works and then he's like, look, it's just being like
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's like a spring break thing. So
Speaker 1: the braiding goes and he pulls her aside and he's like,
Speaker 1: it's like a giddy little kid. I want to know
Speaker 1: it all. I'm crushing on you. I'm attracted to you.
Speaker 1: It's like we're kind of like Avatar and we connect
Speaker 1: our braids and I see you. Mike.
Speaker 3: I hated every bit of that. I hated it so much.
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine you're like hitting it off with somebody
Speaker 3: and the first thing they tell you, like the second
Speaker 3: time they meet you, is like, I'm connecting to you,
Speaker 3: like the nave have sex. Hey, do you want to
Speaker 3: get married at the end of this? Or what my
Speaker 3: braid's crazy for you? You know, like what is what does
Speaker 3: he think is happening? Like this guy's gotten no sense
Speaker 3: himself or foresight, Like he's gotten nothing, no awareness.
Speaker 5: Let's touch our ear rings together, we'll read each other's minds,
Speaker 5: and I think we're both gonna have the same goals
Speaker 5: to night marriage ninety days.
Speaker 1: So then we find out that John played pro basketball
Speaker 1: for year and then they kissed and it's so cute.
Speaker 1: And then she said, I like that he took the
Speaker 1: lead in initiating the kiss and she liked it. And
Speaker 1: I think she's at least gonna he might be top four.
Speaker 3: I agree, he's so cute. I agree. I think he's
Speaker 3: got something about him.
Speaker 1: Doug, do you think he's going to be tough four?
Speaker 5: Where does he live?
Speaker 3: I don't know, New York.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because he's like I think he is New York.
Speaker 1: What does he do now that he didn't play basketball anymore?
Speaker 3: Let's see?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can he just up and move to Georgia.
Speaker 6: Let's see, he's a data scientist. Data scientists in New York.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, that's where the numbers are. You can't go
Speaker 5: somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where the numbers are. You can't go anywhere.
Speaker 5: That's where they numbers.
Speaker 3: That's where the numbers are. I swear to God, all
Speaker 3: dates and dates at Douglas movies dot com. Baby, make
Speaker 3: sure you catch where you're going this live.
Speaker 1: So then, so then Braden Biden is sitting back and
Speaker 1: talking to people and he's like, it's just hard for
Speaker 1: me because I got the first impression Rose. So he's
Speaker 1: Christina Mandreu. He's back on Rose's I'm Christina Mandrell, but
Speaker 1: my name is Brandon.
Speaker 3: And we liked Christina Mandrell and she was an icon
Speaker 3: for saying I'm confused. I loved her all right.
Speaker 1: Wait, I don't understand.
Speaker 5: Is going to be on the beach.
Speaker 3: I hope the beach.
Speaker 1: I hope. So Jesus my kind of mom with her,
Speaker 1: like kid influencer and the kid yoga. She's got like
Speaker 1: a tiny mini me influencer, like doing like TikTok ships. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, He's like, I don't want your
Speaker 1: first impression, Rose, I want more time.
Speaker 4: Yeah. He's like, hey, so Charity. So my sort of
Speaker 4: trauma in life is that I got the first impression Rose.
Speaker 4: I know I haven't been able to live up to
Speaker 4: that experience.
Speaker 1: You know, he's such a fucking tool. So then Brandon
Speaker 1: picking a fight like such a dick. He's just I
Speaker 1: love this, Adrian. Look, I'm going to pick you for MVP.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pick Caleb. I'm not trying to throw
Speaker 1: a shade. Uh, I mean just all of that, Like,
Speaker 1: why say that? Why say that?
Speaker 3: Well, because he's a dunce. First and foremost. But here's
Speaker 3: the thing, trying to.
Speaker 1: Become the villain. He doesn't want to when he wants
Speaker 1: to be the villain.
Speaker 3: That's it for sure. And meanwhile, Charity outlined her criteria
Speaker 3: for picking the MVP, and let me tell you something,
Speaker 3: Adrian beats up Caleb based on that criteria. She was
Speaker 3: looking for great sportsmanship and somebody to surprise her. You
Speaker 3: know what, I wasn't surprised by Caleb being good at
Speaker 3: physical activity dodgeball.
Speaker 1: Arrest for being good at dodgeball is the kind of
Speaker 1: thing that's exactly what exactly.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the real estate guy who seems like a bit
Speaker 3: of a bummer and a stick in the mud shows
Speaker 3: up and takes out three guys at once and looks
Speaker 3: pretty good without his shirt on and like a tank. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's surprising.
Speaker 1: I was also surprised by the realtor, by the reilt
Speaker 1: and John. I was surprised by John and the realtor.
Speaker 1: I was not surprised by the six foot nine Eggxavier
Speaker 1: or fucking the wrestler. The cowboy was believably good at dodgeball.
Speaker 4: Like it's not fair that he's playing.
Speaker 3: Like they balanced the teams like that though. I bet,
Speaker 3: I bet they did make that conscious decision to happen.
Speaker 1: He was born to blade Beach Dodgeball, that cowboy with
Speaker 1: the hair and even like his shape of his body,
Speaker 1: Like that guy.
Speaker 3: Is absolutely go to you away though, and then you're right,
Speaker 3: you're absolutely corre.
Speaker 5: He looked like Ben Stiller and Dodgeball.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, White good Man.
Speaker 5: And he already said on the show that like when
Speaker 5: he's wrestling, he's like, he tends to play the heel,
Speaker 5: like he's the bad guy. So yeah, he's ready to,
Speaker 5: you know, to be all sorts of trouble on the show.
Speaker 1: He's ready, but he's playing it nice so far.
Speaker 5: He seems friends that's who he really is.
Speaker 3: He made it. He's like, I play a gamest type.
Speaker 1: And then so then Adrian goes, Braden is here for
Speaker 1: spring break. I have a daughter. I have a daughter.
Speaker 1: This is not the time. I'm not going to have
Speaker 1: a vacation. You made your choice. This is spring break.
Speaker 1: So then he tells her that and it works. She
Speaker 1: gets all cheery. She's like, I was absolutely thrown. I
Speaker 1: was so thrown by that spring break comments.
Speaker 4: Which is crazy because they're literally playing dodgeball on the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Break. The whole show is like, yeah, they're all leaving
Speaker 5: their jobs to go fucking hang out and play games
Speaker 5: and compete and go on dates.
Speaker 3: He just did this show. She knows what it is.
Speaker 3: Days by the campfire talking about parts and stuff.
Speaker 1: She has to slap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the tortilla lap. They had some fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah hard, didn't I with the tortilla and nailed you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it knocked knocked him half.
Speaker 1: My brother and these and doctor Shambers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is.
Speaker 5: Just wild though that the words like spring break were
Speaker 5: so like weaponized so quickly, like anyone was acting like
Speaker 5: they're on spring break somehow. That's crazy, like not ready
Speaker 5: for love?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, what's crazier spring break?
Speaker 1: Ord?
Speaker 3: I left my one year old daughter for three months
Speaker 3: to come meet a stranger I might have a chance
Speaker 3: at dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're absolutely right. I'm twenty far, I'm in tennis pro.
Speaker 1: I I'm here for fun. I left my one year
Speaker 1: old daughter and my real estate career for the one
Speaker 1: Jesus absolutely Okay. So then so then she's upset. She's saying,
Speaker 1: I'm worried people aren't here for the right reasons, and
Speaker 1: she then but she gave John the rose, which I
Speaker 1: was happy.
Speaker 3: Which I loved.
Speaker 1: I loved Yeah, and then you know he's like, I
Speaker 1: do see a lot of playing back at the house,
Speaker 1: just a lot of playing. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's fucking stupid, but.
Speaker 3: All right, And he wants a guy that's going to
Speaker 3: be playful too. She doesn't want like the fucking loser.
Speaker 5: I will say one thing. One thing I will say
Speaker 5: is that while he was having this conversation, he was
Speaker 5: still physical with her. And a lot of times the
Speaker 5: rats make the mistake of not being forgetting the romance
Speaker 5: and just being a rat, you know, just talking about
Speaker 5: other people. He still kept it kind of cozy. He
Speaker 5: was kind of holding her while they were discussing this.
Speaker 5: You know, it's a smart move, but he's still fucking
Speaker 5: himself by even bringing any of this ship up. He
Speaker 5: could just sit back and let it play out.
Speaker 1: If you're the data, if you're a dad of a
Speaker 1: six month old and you're hoping to go on in
Speaker 1: six months and be the rat, hold the hand while
Speaker 1: you do it.
Speaker 6: Honestly, like Braydon, automatically, his energy is a guy who's
Speaker 6: about to shoot.
Speaker 4: Himself in the foot. So like, I don't even think
Speaker 4: you need to be involved, like the guy, he's going
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One her brother called him out and she was still like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm about it though, Yeah, which is crazy, Which is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm about it though.
Speaker 5: It's like he doesn't even understand. He doesn't understand that
Speaker 5: Charity is a fun bachelorette, so she's going to want
Speaker 5: to be with a fun person. So sitting there going
Speaker 5: those guys just want to have fun, She's like, you
Speaker 5: point me in that direction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: You're boring about your stup big one year old and
Speaker 5: how people should grow up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I want to take on someone else's one
Speaker 1: year old that I met for four hours, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to jump in right before the terrible twos.
Speaker 5: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Not not to do that, but okay, So yesterday I
Speaker 3: recorded my podcast about the Bachelor of my co host
Speaker 3: christ Mahia, and he went on Adrian's Instagram page and
Speaker 3: was like, this man's daughter isn't going to be talking
Speaker 3: to him in many years. Like she's not, She's gonna
Speaker 3: cut This guy is not a good person.
Speaker 1: Why what's he doing?
Speaker 3: He's just got very controlling tendencies. He's got like he's
Speaker 3: all like one of his posts was something silly like
Speaker 3: he's just like standing on a wall, like sipping a drink,
Speaker 3: and the captions are like, you got to keep your
Speaker 3: head down and just make your money. And anybody who's
Speaker 3: doing anything else but that, well, that's not somebody I
Speaker 3: respected my book or whatever some shit like that, and
Speaker 3: it was just crazy.
Speaker 1: You're such a drag.
Speaker 3: It's just but like I said, he's got here's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to be a cop as your podcast, Mike,
Speaker 1: so people can listen.
Speaker 3: It's we didn't get a rose. We didn't get a
Speaker 3: rose with me and chrismahere. I'm in Montreal, he's in Seattle, Washington.
Speaker 3: But somehow we make it happen.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 6: We're gonna just say you guys should follow the Twitter
Speaker 6: because you guys have some really funny tweets.
Speaker 3: That's all Chris. He's so fun Laro. It's not fair,
Speaker 3: it's all Chris.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back
Speaker 1: with another group day. I need a sexual time out.
Speaker 1: And we're back and we're downtown. And as Mike pointed out,
Speaker 1: they brought back Cabby, but they also brought back Rachel,
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, who is that? Like
Speaker 1: I forgot, I was like, who is that woman? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh right. Somebody tweeted at us laughed that
Speaker 1: they were surprised that she didn't complain that none of
Speaker 1: the men were looking at her on the tea.
Speaker 3: For the week, because that's perfect.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you Rachel. Rachel seems more enthusiastic about participating
Speaker 5: in these sort of things. I think she like, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like it always was like when
Speaker 5: the two of them would show up, Gabby would always
Speaker 5: be the one with more energy and see more into it,
Speaker 5: and on this one, Rachel seemed really into it.
Speaker 1: Well, Gabby doesn't need it as much. Gabby got.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's actually obligated, whereas Rachel's like, still my shot.
Speaker 5: You know, I think Rachel always came off as somebody
Speaker 5: who didn't want to pursue the button limelight. She smells
Speaker 5: the money went away, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: So she's still a pilot, so you think, like, that's
Speaker 3: so pretty cool. Rachel has all the makings of someone
Speaker 3: who could.
Speaker 1: I forgot she was a pilot. Okay. So then so
Speaker 1: here we are. They're back and and they decided we're
Speaker 1: going to break the record of the longest kiss in
Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation history ever.
Speaker 3: And the guys walked up.
Speaker 1: I was worried she had to kiss each of them.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, that's real, Covidy, and then
Speaker 1: the guys nobody ran to grab her. They all walked
Speaker 1: up too slowly, and and she kept saying, run, run, run,
Speaker 1: like nobody ran. You have to run on a group
Speaker 1: date and be the first one.
Speaker 3: I'll say this the second I saw the stage and
Speaker 3: they started leading up to it. I have it right here.
Speaker 3: I wrote it before they said it. Please don't tell
Speaker 3: me we're breaking another record on my on my list
Speaker 3: here I called my shot better not be another record? No,
Speaker 3: why why? Yeah, that's on my my notes.
Speaker 1: Well remember when remember when Evan and Carly did the
Speaker 1: record with the kiss and the drool. The drool so
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting, there's like burning their mouths.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was What about What about Ivan and Tasha
Speaker 3: in the cold water like the ice bath they had kiss?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, which makes this even more frustrating because their
Speaker 3: kiss was over five minutes long, and yet they're over
Speaker 3: here being like Sean Low has the longest kiss in
Speaker 3: three minutes.
Speaker 1: They love him. Such a boner for Shano because he's like,
Speaker 1: he's Christian.
Speaker 5: It is yeah, marriage and.
Speaker 1: He's still married. He's the only bachelor that married the
Speaker 1: woman he picked.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, right, and they have eighty four kids.
Speaker 5: It's a kids wow.
Speaker 3: He bring the card out their only success story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Joey wishes he kissed her night one. He
Speaker 1: really went at it, kissing his hand. I expected his
Speaker 1: hand kiss. He nailed his answer about his best kiss ever.
Speaker 1: He I fucked her from the stage.
Speaker 3: Yea the entire time.
Speaker 1: Jon's on my list of going far. And Joey's adorable,
Speaker 1: and uh, she was so horney kissing him that she
Speaker 1: didn't hear them say time that she went through it
Speaker 1: by like a minute and a half. She was sincerely
Speaker 1: horny for it, and I liked that.
Speaker 3: I agree. How could you not be? He is?
Speaker 1: He's like dreamy, adorable, he's a guy.
Speaker 3: But also you can't The thing is I tend I
Speaker 3: forget this, but I have it in my notes. You
Speaker 3: can't forget that he's also a tennis coach in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: You can't try that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Joey everybody loves Joey. He's Johnny Castle and
Speaker 1: Dirty Dan saying, and baby's going to get her.
Speaker 3: There we go, There we go. That's exactly it.
Speaker 5: Yes, she doesn't, that's not the life. Like he needs
Speaker 5: to figure out what he's really going to do for
Speaker 5: his career, which probably at this point he's thinking, you know,
Speaker 5: influencer or something, you know, because I think he's going
Speaker 5: to get you know, he's going to get a following
Speaker 5: just for what he's doing. So I mean, so far,
Speaker 5: I don't. I can't he's going to He hasn't done
Speaker 5: anything wrong other than like, you know, would she really
Speaker 5: want to just move to Hawaii and be with somebody
Speaker 5: who's at least you know, you look at the at
Speaker 5: the face of it, it doesn't seem like a very
Speaker 5: intellectually interesting occupation. Yeah, like to talk about when he
Speaker 5: comes home at the end of the day, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Us no bachelor podcast, as.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have anything to talk about at the end
Speaker 3: of the day. She's got like NDA's there's something like
Speaker 3: patient doctor confidentiality or whatever because you're the therapist. So
Speaker 3: neither of them could talk about work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just eat their linguining in silence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of slooping sounds.
Speaker 1: So then so then they find out afterwards that he
Speaker 1: gets a one on one because he won the Kissing Dave.
Speaker 1: So the guys go back to the house and they
Speaker 1: tell and the Chad that is in a scarf, jeweler
Speaker 1: rings show the adorned Chod is sitting there and he
Speaker 1: is pissed and he's a guy. Just feel like they
Speaker 1: were disrespectful. You know what, I'm gonna go pack my bags.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pack up my ears, to pack up
Speaker 1: my earrings. I'm gonna get also like it's like problematic DreamCatcher,
Speaker 1: you know, like like he's like wearing like it's like, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: you're what do you wear? What are you picking? Like,
Speaker 1: like just keep it simple, keep a pearl, Like what
Speaker 1: is the what are you wearing? So then Joey goes
Speaker 1: and they changed. She changed a cute little white dress
Speaker 1: with like a like they had a really cute after date,
Speaker 1: and he said the phrase, I just wanted to build
Speaker 1: more on our convo that we had the first sage convo. Doug,
Speaker 1: have you ever said convo?
Speaker 5: I'm sure I have, but you know it's for fun.
Speaker 5: You're not saying it like in a real sentence that
Speaker 5: you know, in a real conversation where you're trying to
Speaker 5: get with somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not, Like, let's build on this convo.
Speaker 5: So I was.
Speaker 1: But I loved this twist. I loved the twist. I
Speaker 1: love it wasn't in general I'm divorced, like this was
Speaker 1: like or like my parents. This was such a nice twist.
Speaker 1: So this was great. It made me love Joey. Joey's
Speaker 1: going to get so many girls. It's such a lovable story.
Speaker 1: So normally the trauma bond is my parents are divorced,
Speaker 1: and it really fucked me up. Ah, we find out
Speaker 1: family is really important to me. I know that your
Speaker 1: parents have been together a long time. I am a
Speaker 1: child of divorce my parents. Okay, yeah shocking. So then
Speaker 1: and it defined me and I'm like, ah, fuck, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have another one of these. But he's like I did.
Speaker 1: I felt love from both sides, and it's because why
Speaker 1: they were breaking up. My dad came out as gay
Speaker 1: when I was in kindergarten, and there's still a strong
Speaker 1: love for each other. They were great parents to us
Speaker 1: and love is love is so important, and my dad
Speaker 1: is my favorite person that I can call and just
Speaker 1: talk to about things. I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it. I loved his parents.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was such a surprise, like I
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be. And again, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to belittle. I'm sure it's actually brutal to have
Speaker 1: your parents get divorced. I'm not trying to minimize that.
Speaker 1: But we have seen the early trauma bond of people
Speaker 1: like doing date one, and it was such a lovely,
Speaker 1: like something we haven't seen before. Joey is gonna really
Speaker 1: going to thrive, Doug.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Charity bought the whole story and then
Speaker 5: the entire thing was a lot. I'm kidding, but you know,
Speaker 5: I just that's my problem. I mean, yeah, he seems
Speaker 5: all right, but just in general, you know, it feels
Speaker 5: to me like Charity like is is too charitable. Yeah,
Speaker 5: when conversing with these guys, I wish he had a
Speaker 5: little bit more spunk, a little bit more pushback. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, because because he's using lines on her constantly
Speaker 5: and her approach. Like I said earlier, it is just
Speaker 5: sort of like acting like you're watching like your your
Speaker 5: nephew do a magic trick, you know where you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: good job, you know, and you're like, yeah, I wasn't
Speaker 5: so great. But what I what am I going to say?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: And uh, you know, whit magic?
Speaker 1: Did she quit magic?
Speaker 8: And also just how she just got here the hypnosis
Speaker 8: on her where she started saying back spring break, like uh,
Speaker 8: you know, I don't want people coming here for spring break.
Speaker 5: It's like that this has just been made up. This
Speaker 5: isn't happen by.
Speaker 1: A wheelchor I'm the father of a newborn doctor. What
Speaker 1: did you think of Joey?
Speaker 6: I mean, I thought it was so progressive of the
Speaker 6: Bachelorette series to allow Joey to say the word my
Speaker 6: dad or the word the phrase my dad came out
Speaker 6: because they're so Christian. It was like shocked that they
Speaker 6: allowed this man to acknowledge that he had a gay father.
Speaker 6: I loved it, you know, instead of just like sort
Speaker 6: of talking around it. So I thought that was great.
Speaker 6: But then I hear saying I think Joey will go far.
Speaker 6: I don't think he'll win.
Speaker 4: I think he might be too young for what she's
Speaker 4: looking clean up.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, he will clean get all the crabs. He will
Speaker 1: get all the crabs everywhere. Oh my god. And if
Speaker 1: she gets to have it, somebody gets a tennesse d
Speaker 1: with him, a tennis lesson from Joey Paradise. Forget it.
Speaker 3: What do we find out? He's just really bad at tennis.
Speaker 6: He's just like an attractive guy who's been convinced that
Speaker 6: he's good at everything his whole.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, all of his clients. All of his
Speaker 5: clients are ladies.
Speaker 1: You know, find an election. I love I actually love Sean.
Speaker 1: When he went back to the mansion, Sean says, you've
Speaker 1: made out with Charity longer than I've spoken to her.
Speaker 3: That was true.
Speaker 1: I like a little Sean. They won't win, but I
Speaker 1: liked him.
Speaker 3: No, thank you. And then then.
Speaker 1: Jesse comes over. He's like good news, bad news, fellows,
Speaker 1: there's no cocktail parties in that. But the good news
Speaker 1: is we're having a baby. Q get out your speedos
Speaker 1: and guess who went and did that? Caleb. Before we
Speaker 1: get to the party, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
Speaker 5: Who.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I think it's a
Speaker 1: getting so hot in here. I think I got to
Speaker 1: take a pay break and we're back. We did have
Speaker 1: a really great thing that got brought up over the
Speaker 1: over the break and I'm gonna let Mike do myke
Speaker 1: take the take the range and what we forgot to
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 3: Huge fan of Spencer's uh, but we didn't get his
Speaker 3: story in the longest kiss date. But we did get
Speaker 3: him saying giving us his his feelings on the whole
Speaker 3: deal and saying, I don't want to watch my best
Speaker 3: friend's kiss. Now it was wild called friends.
Speaker 5: No, I think he meant that he doesn't even want
Speaker 5: to watch his best friend's kiss for four minutes? Why
Speaker 5: would you want to watch? Right? But he's dating kiss
Speaker 5: for formanut.
Speaker 3: But in my way, Spencer thinks that they're his best friend.
Speaker 3: I thought that.
Speaker 4: Charity and Joey some of his best friends.
Speaker 1: When he first said it. I actually thought that too.
Speaker 1: I actually thought, yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch my best friend's kiss like that.
Speaker 6: Also got to his energy, makes you think potentially these
Speaker 6: people might be his best friends.
Speaker 1: It was so great. I want to I wasn't done
Speaker 1: with them yet. I was number.
Speaker 3: I was during the break. I was talking about how
Speaker 3: last week when he told Charity about his kid, he
Speaker 3: said is it weird that I fear so much to
Speaker 3: tell you that? And that phrase has been stuck in
Speaker 3: my head since last week. I don't know why, but
Speaker 3: that phrase, it's just so oddly poetic and clunky.
Speaker 1: It's just it's weird that I fear so much to
Speaker 1: tell you that we love It.
Speaker 3: Feels like a foreign person speaking English for the first time.
Speaker 1: He's too pure, He's too pure for the world of
Speaker 1: the bat. He's too pure for.
Speaker 6: The Bartendise translate, and that's what it comes out with,
Speaker 6: and you're like, hmm, a little off, but okay.
Speaker 3: I live in Montreal. You got French guys trying to
Speaker 3: speak English a lot here. That's probably what one of
Speaker 3: them would say, you know what I mean? Time, Is
Speaker 3: it weird that I fear so much to tell you
Speaker 3: that it's wild? Isn't that beautiful? It's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is really beautiful. Kay, Yeah, it is. It's beautiful. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then they have this speedo. Caleb comes
Speaker 1: out in the speedo. Doton's coming out hot Dotton.
Speaker 3: Doton, Dotton, Dotton, Dotton.
Speaker 1: He's adorable, ye, he loving dotton. He pulled her aside.
Speaker 1: What an elegant gentleman. He pulls out his card that
Speaker 1: he keeps with him everywhere. It's his resident card. He
Speaker 1: got it when he came to the country about when
Speaker 1: he was four years old, and he said that little
Speaker 1: kid means everything to me, and then he went in
Speaker 1: for a kiss, and I was here for it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: Dotton, I love Dott is just as tall as Xavier.
Speaker 1: Wait what I mean he looks really well. Xavier's like
Speaker 1: six seven.
Speaker 3: I thought Dotton was like six ' nine and six ten.
Speaker 1: They're huge. These guys are fucking Hu's just joke because
Speaker 1: Joe was saying, how tall Joe when he kissed her Joey,
Speaker 1: who was a lot taller than her, Like, these guys
Speaker 1: are fucking.
Speaker 3: Huge, huge, totally totally id lot.
Speaker 1: When I was nineteen and I went to Chicago and
Speaker 1: I did improv, the home team was like and this
Speaker 1: won't mean anything, like it was like Adam McKay, Matt Besser,
Speaker 1: and Neil Flynn. They were all like six yeah or
Speaker 1: like six five. They were cute, Ali Faranaki and like,
Speaker 1: this's just fucking huge. Everyone was the biggest people I
Speaker 1: have ever seen in my life. And I get a
Speaker 1: feeling that this house is just like the I bet
Speaker 1: the short guys are like six two.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's the maybe Charity really has like told them
Speaker 5: she likes tall guys because they don't even have conversations
Speaker 5: about being too tall with her.
Speaker 1: Now show you the high not even pointed out because
Speaker 1: there's so many of them, except by Joey, who's probably
Speaker 1: like five ten or something, you know, like and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sure, like he seems he
Speaker 1: seemed taller than her by quite a bit, you know,
Speaker 1: like like he seems like a tall guy. But he
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, these guys are huge, and they are Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're huge. Well, we've met a bunch of them and
Speaker 1: they're fucking huge. But I think this is the biggest
Speaker 1: batch yet, like.
Speaker 5: All the guys, the.
Speaker 1: Biggest batch of batches. An when we went to outside Lands,
Speaker 1: Alex was huge, like like ben Z was huge. They
Speaker 1: were huge. Dean was big, like they were big. Wells
Speaker 1: is tall. They're tall.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 1: Okay. So then Cara puts on eight inches. Braydon had
Speaker 1: his giant feather ear rings on for the barbecue, and
Speaker 1: then he started talking about them like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: And he had He goes, I know, I look like
Speaker 1: a rock star in my purple velvet shirt and I've
Speaker 1: got my I've got my big feather ear eggs. But
Speaker 1: I'm a raw seventies rock star who packed his bags
Speaker 1: before the BBQ. And then he said he said to
Speaker 1: her face, and she wasn't like, go fuck yourself. Said this,
Speaker 1: I would be like, go fuck yourself. He said the
Speaker 1: phrase I was thrown for loop about yesterday. He had
Speaker 1: a lot of doubt about your character. That to me,
Speaker 1: bye bye, Felicia, like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't. I was sort of for a loop. I
Speaker 1: had a lot of doubt about your character, the fact
Speaker 1: that you doubt my entire character because I did a
Speaker 1: thing on the Bachelorette. I felt bad for those guys.
Speaker 1: I was ready to run away. And she said I
Speaker 1: appreciated his honesty and being vulnerable. Wild Am I wrong
Speaker 1: when he said I doubted your full character. That's a
Speaker 1: really red flaggy to me.
Speaker 5: I just didn't hit her for some reason, like she
Speaker 5: just didn't pick up on it, like maybe the producers
Speaker 5: forgot to follow up on. Hey, you know, he said,
Speaker 5: but think about.
Speaker 1: Like how like her ex like fucked Rover again and again,
Speaker 1: Like the blind spot feels real, Like that's really like
Speaker 1: if you start out and somebody's talking to you like that,
Speaker 1: like I doubt your character, Like that's like, ooh.
Speaker 3: So he's Look Honestly, I'm surprised she didn't turn him
Speaker 3: into a human cannonball. Like it's just insane to me
Speaker 3: that the guy is still standing.
Speaker 1: She didn't hear it. It wasn't until later when somebody
Speaker 1: said a different version of it, like she didn't hear
Speaker 1: I literally think she didn't even like register. How rude that.
Speaker 3: She must not have because like, how do you even
Speaker 3: stay on the same couch as that person?
Speaker 1: Anna, what did you think.
Speaker 5: She might have had something like you know, been distracted
Speaker 5: by some you know, she might have just not heard
Speaker 5: the word character, might have flown by like something.
Speaker 1: But I think she just has such a crush on
Speaker 1: him that she was nervous. Maybe she was hating conflict,
Speaker 1: and then like I wanted to make it nice because
Speaker 1: she likes him, like I've.
Speaker 5: Made it like I thought, you know, he made it
Speaker 5: like he was kind of saying he was wrong and
Speaker 5: just you know, he's like kind of making it like
Speaker 5: I thought this way incorrectly, but it's still weird that
Speaker 5: he would ever even you euld bring up her character
Speaker 5: in this situation.
Speaker 1: What did you think when he said it felt a
Speaker 1: little Yosef. It felt a little like I have a daughter.
Speaker 4: He's edging towards Yosef so quickly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he uh, he said that she didn't notice like
Speaker 6: the way he's like. He laughed it off so quickly
Speaker 6: and then like sort of hid his actual intentions of
Speaker 6: how he was feeling about the situation, because I think
Speaker 6: in the moment he like panicked and was like, wait,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna like confront her about this because he was
Speaker 6: so like, she doesn't say the right thing. I'm out
Speaker 6: of here with all my earrings. Yeah, And instead he
Speaker 6: was just like, yeah, this is so funny. I felt
Speaker 6: very disrespected, but you know, I.
Speaker 4: Love when you make out with other guys.
Speaker 6: Like his energy flipped so quickly. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll talk, get out of here.
Speaker 1: So then right after him, Adrian slides into the little
Speaker 1: makeout bed and he's like, I need to apologize about
Speaker 1: the spring break comment. He says, what is immature? She's
Speaker 1: so she asked, what is immature to you? He says,
Speaker 1: a lack of emotional intelligence. But then he tattled on Branden.
Speaker 1: He said that Braden said about her that her doing
Speaker 1: the kissing contest was classless and disrespectful to the guys,
Speaker 1: and then when she heard the word class list, she
Speaker 1: left the entire barbecue mm hmm, yeah yeah and kept
Speaker 1: him and kept.
Speaker 5: Him yeah, no tale and didn't and didn't call.
Speaker 1: And didn't pull him aside, didn't call him out, gave
Speaker 1: him a rose. I was like, braid what am I
Speaker 1: going to do with you? Braiden, Braiden, Braiden, Braiden, Doctor Branana,
Speaker 1: what did you think?
Speaker 4: I would have drowned Braiden. I'm choking, h I think God.
Speaker 4: His obsession with Braiden is actually quite interesting. It's like
Speaker 4: he said, yeah, yeah, like he's like threatened by those.
Speaker 1: So then they go, they go, and they go back
Speaker 1: and Jesse Palmer forty four hosts and now says that
Speaker 1: she's left and she's upset.
Speaker 6: And then that's my favorite thing is when they come
Speaker 6: in like the charity has learned some distress seeing information,
Speaker 6: It's like causing all eighty six of the guys to
Speaker 6: just immediately start smiling, starching information to struct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where was she?
Speaker 6: They panicking immediately. It's kind of a hilarious tool that
Speaker 6: they use on this show.
Speaker 1: So then bra so then Braden starts eye rolling, and
Speaker 1: there's the point where he's like, looks like he's having
Speaker 1: a Caesar. He's like, he's like a by the way,
Speaker 1: I kind of felt I kind of was on his team.
Speaker 1: He's like Xaviers like, well, who was the last person
Speaker 1: touch for is? And Adrian's like, yeah, I was an
Speaker 1: Xavier is like, Adrian, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 1: Like, why don't you just shut the funk up? Like
Speaker 1: I loved Xavier.
Speaker 3: You're running your mouth about other.
Speaker 1: Guys right now, so embarrassing. And then the last two
Speaker 1: roses were Adrian and Breeden, and she cut Harvard John
Speaker 1: Henry the underwater welder, and our boys Spencer, and there
Speaker 1: was another guy and Calebs because they can only keep
Speaker 1: track of one, there's three Calybs.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then our dipshit Brydon goes she's an
Speaker 1: awesome young lady h and we managed I picked the
Speaker 1: perfect suit today and then the wrestler next week, the
Speaker 1: preview is singing a song and uh, and then we
Speaker 1: see this speedo and everybody's saying about how cold it is,
Speaker 1: that their dicks are small, and that they're shaving on
Speaker 1: the beach. Great episode. I thought it was pretty fun.
Speaker 1: It was I actually am enjoying it more than I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed the beginning of the Like last season got good
Speaker 1: in the last couple episodes, but like, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is a more fun beginning than we've had in.
Speaker 5: A little bit.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I'm always a big fan of the first episode
Speaker 3: and the like the first couple episodes because you get
Speaker 3: to know some people and what they're hiding. I always think, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's more interesting personally. But we just didn't have that.
Speaker 3: We haven't really had that, to be honest. Besides, like
Speaker 3: Maddie at the beginning of last season getting hammered with Zach.
Speaker 3: But like, this is a great start. This this is
Speaker 3: we have to be a great season. I'm having fun
Speaker 3: watching the show again, which is great news.
Speaker 1: I fully agree. Well, we love when we get reviews.
Speaker 1: Here's a bunch of fun new reviews that we've got,
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Speaker 1: took the time to do it, and I appreciate that. Frank.
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Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Here's one four stars. So they are they like us.
Speaker 1: They're not going to quite give us the final rose yet,
Speaker 1: but literally the only reason I watched the show, Tara
Speaker 1: Bender four stars. I started watching the Bachelor franchise because
Speaker 1: my mom suggested this podcast. I am in love with
Speaker 1: it and would not have started watching again without it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she accidentally hit four stars, Doctor Banana,
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Speaker 1: Love you all and keep up the good work. This
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Speaker 1: five stars. I think Tara accident, You know she meant
Speaker 1: to hit five. That's our girl, you know she meant five.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I'm here to believe. It's a five.
Speaker 1: I know she did. It's your best friend, Tarah.
Speaker 4: It's my best friend, Tara.
Speaker 1: She would she would you know that I'm blind as
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Speaker 5: Yeah, my girlfriend, My girlfriend uses it. But I, uh,
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Speaker 1: Here we go tweet of the weeks. I've got about
Speaker 1: eight our winter last week Justin Paul Spade and Justin
Speaker 1: Spade braided. Yeah, but can my earrings be as long
Speaker 1: as CBS receich. This is our f at Feeney. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: Brandon just likes to have fun, which is why he's
Speaker 1: wearing twelve accessories from an estates all so man. This
Speaker 1: is from Neil Paschell at Peel Naschelle Braiden's scarf outfit.
Speaker 1: Let's us know that he's not your average mom. He's
Speaker 1: a cool mom. If you're going to drink before you
Speaker 1: do it his house. This is Carlos Solario at Mister
Speaker 1: Lonely River Braiden. I packed my bags before this BBQ.
Speaker 1: I was so ready to leave that I were both
Speaker 1: of my problematic dreamcatchers on my ear lobs. Still still hmmm,
Speaker 1: still liking the internet at still liking the one. Braiden
Speaker 1: needs a miracle for this rose ceremony. Time to switch
Speaker 1: out the Jesus earrings. This is lou Sattle at Sir
Speaker 1: weird Ow. Every time Braiden gets a rose, his earring
Speaker 1: just get a little longer.
Speaker 4: We're watching it.
Speaker 1: And Justice Spade. Sean looks like David Spade if he
Speaker 1: never met Adam Chandler. This is for Justin Spade. Tell
Speaker 1: us your best slash worst kiss, Spencer. I've never been kissed.
Speaker 1: This one was here for the right reasons at for
Speaker 1: the right reasons. Ten dollars says that Rachel complains that
Speaker 1: none of the men are looking at her during this
Speaker 1: group day. Yes, yes, all right, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: do that one and then and then cool Mom.
Speaker 3: Or longer.
Speaker 1: Longer Cool Mom? Do you like.
Speaker 3: Cool Mom and Rachel? Those are my two that I
Speaker 3: really like.
Speaker 1: Okay, so why don't we do First, We're going to
Speaker 1: do cool Mom's longer, and then we're gonna do the
Speaker 1: winner of that to Rachel. Okay, God Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Neil Paschell at Peel Naschelle Brayden scarf out. But lets
Speaker 1: us know that he's not your average mom. He's a
Speaker 1: cool mom. If you're gonna drink, he prefer you to
Speaker 1: do it in the house. Or Lou sacil at Sir Weirdel.
Speaker 1: Every time Braden gets a rose, his earring is good,
Speaker 1: a little longer. We know that Doug is longer, and
Speaker 1: that we know that Mike is cool mom. So doctor Banana,
Speaker 1: is it cool mom? Or longer?
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go longer?
Speaker 1: All right? So the final two are Lou sasol at
Speaker 1: Sir Weirdel, every time Brayden gets a rose, his earring
Speaker 1: is good, a little longer, or here for the right reasons.
Speaker 1: At four the right reasons ten dollars. Says that Rachel
Speaker 1: complains that none of the men are looking at her.
Speaker 1: Take earrings or Rachel. I'm gonna start with the captain.
Speaker 1: I go earrings, all right, Mike, earrings of.
Speaker 3: Rachel Rachel for me?
Speaker 1: All right, Doctor Banana, I'm gonna let you be the tiebreaker.
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna do Rachel. I think that's so fun,
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 1: All right? The winner is here for the right reasons
Speaker 1: at for the right reasons. Ten dollars says that Rachel
Speaker 1: complains that none of the men are looking at her
Speaker 1: during this group date. You win so good, Mike, Doug.
Speaker 1: It was so fun having you on.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much. I love us.
Speaker 1: Before we have your credits or where you want to pluck?
Speaker 1: Who do you think is gonna be top three? Who's
Speaker 1: gonna win? Okay, Doug, Doug, Doug.
Speaker 5: First, I was just ready with a stupid joke. I
Speaker 5: just was gonna say number one. Uh, the scarf, The
Speaker 5: scarf is gonna win.
Speaker 1: Scarf is gonna win America.
Speaker 5: Scott Moore. It's more interesting than any of the other guys,
Speaker 5: and it keeps keep her warm. Okay, security, but I
Speaker 5: haven't actually thought about breaking down one, two, and three
Speaker 5: like that? Do you have? Have you figured it out? Mike?
Speaker 1: Mike does have to be in order? Who's top three
Speaker 1: and who's the winner?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I've got so winner. Makes it hard because
Speaker 3: I don't know yet, but I do know my top
Speaker 3: three is uh, Joey John and I think I'm going Dotton.
Speaker 3: I think Dotton's not done surprising us.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, okay, and who's the winner.
Speaker 3: I want to say, John, there's a spark between them
Speaker 3: that we see really nice, and I think that there's
Speaker 3: some more there. I just want to see more of it,
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 1: All right, doctor Banana, top three and winner. I think
Speaker 1: those are great picks. By the way, I think that's
Speaker 1: a really good list. I think you might be accurate.
Speaker 1: All right, doctor Banane, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna say Aaron be the one with the coin.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Dowton okay.
Speaker 4: And then winner Xavier. I'm still going.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think Xavier he might be like coming from
Speaker 1: the back of the pack because he's not he's not
Speaker 1: so okay, Douglass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in the same boat there with you know,
Speaker 5: putting Xavier in the winner's circle. Okay, and uh, you know,
Speaker 5: I don't really care about the rest of it, but
Speaker 5: you know, I will say that Josh, John, Joey work off. Yeah, Joey,
Speaker 5: I think he'll be top three. And I also like Doughton.
Speaker 1: All right, So you still you still think Xavier is
Speaker 1: going to take the cake.
Speaker 5: I'm saying. I'm saying I said Xavier this from day one.
Speaker 5: I just think it's Xavier all the way, I.
Speaker 1: Think Exavier is going to be the Bachelor. I'm going
Speaker 1: to say Exavier is going to be the Bachelor, and
Speaker 1: I think that he will not win. I think he
Speaker 1: will be the Bachelor. And I think we're gonna get Joey.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go stay List Joey, Dotton John and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it.
Speaker 3: To Dotton Nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to Joey. I'm gonna give it to
Speaker 1: Tennis Pro. I'm gonna give it to She's gonna pick
Speaker 1: light and Fun.
Speaker 3: And then and then they're gonna break up three.
Speaker 1: Months, gonna break up. They're gonna break up. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna break up. She's gonna pick Fun and they're gonna
Speaker 1: break up.
Speaker 3: That's it, Okay.
Speaker 1: Behind that, when is when is Braiden gonna get When
Speaker 1: is Braiden gonna get cut?
Speaker 3: He's either last cup before Hometown's or leaves abruptly next week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's always going to be using like I think
Speaker 5: he'll go back to that one.
Speaker 1: He's gonna storm out.
Speaker 5: Threatening to leave all the time. He's really like that's
Speaker 5: his thing. He's really acting like the competition, like like
Speaker 5: there aren't so many people still there, like like just
Speaker 5: to act like, you know, if they're one or two
Speaker 5: other people. Yeah, I get it, you've gotten so close
Speaker 5: to now you're kind of feeling like, you know, like
Speaker 5: you you should be the front runner or whatever. But
Speaker 5: like in this situation, he's just such a silly pants.
Speaker 5: He's just such a silly person. I know Simon Lebon
Speaker 5: wants his carf back, and I would like to see
Speaker 5: that guy on the beach though, because I or maybe
Speaker 5: we'll see maybe in this season of a Bachelor, he'll continue
Speaker 5: to I want somebody it was wasn'body yell at him, though.
Speaker 5: I think he'd be funny to watch people yell at him,
Speaker 5: because I think I agree he's like until he gets
Speaker 5: yelled at, many backs down, you.
Speaker 3: Know though, right, because then he's in like he doesn't
Speaker 3: fulfill his contract and they won't bring him back for paradise.
Speaker 3: So I think he has to get sent home.
Speaker 1: He's threatening to get sent home.
Speaker 5: He goes home natural style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Doug, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 5: Oh, you know, I'm out there doing my Douglas Movies
Speaker 5: podcast tapings. I got shows coming up in Seattle, Pittsburgh,
Speaker 5: San Diego, do it monthly in Los Angeles, Dynasty Typewriter
Speaker 5: and all of my dates. As Mike mentioned earlier, all right,
Speaker 5: douglasmovies dot com.
Speaker 1: It's such a fun live show if you've never seen it,
Speaker 1: it is so fun, an audience, interactive, and it's just
Speaker 1: such a blast. He puts on a great shows. If
Speaker 1: you live in any of those cities, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a great, great time. It's so fun. It's true story.
Speaker 1: It's so fun to do. And I all my friends
Speaker 1: have ever come, They've had a great It's like a blast.
Speaker 1: So go check it out. Mike, what do you so?
Speaker 1: You've got your podcast which is hilariica.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. You can check me out. We
Speaker 3: didn't get a rose with my podcast with my sweet
Speaker 3: boy Christmas here out in Seattle. I'm gonna be performing
Speaker 3: in the Just for Last Festivals, part of the montrealsho
Speaker 3: Cocal Spots here and there in Montreal from July twenty
Speaker 3: fourth to the twenty ninth is one of the festival runs.
Speaker 3: I don't have all my dates, but the twenty ninth
Speaker 3: is one show. I'll see Toronto in August and in
Speaker 3: October I'll be in Gainesville, Florida for fest So come
Speaker 3: check out some comedy.
Speaker 1: My Show's Secret Chef is up on Hulu right now.
Speaker 1: If you ever wanted to see me be pad Malachi
Speaker 1: in the form of an animated chef's hat hosting a
Speaker 1: cooking competition show, now's your chance And Doug, you watched it.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun and it's funny how like like they
Speaker 5: kind of tease that the chef's hat is going to
Speaker 5: be like, you know, annoying or something, but I found
Speaker 5: that you went in you use a pleasant voice, like
Speaker 5: it's the voice isn't annoying, it's just sort of like
Speaker 5: obviously the contestants still like what you have to say time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they get mad because Cheffy's sort of like
Speaker 1: in control and I mess with them. Yes, I went, yes,
Speaker 1: I like I like the I always love sort of
Speaker 1: like a bit I've got to see. I always sort
Speaker 1: of love like that.
Speaker 5: The thing is, it doesn't sound like, yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 5: sound like you. It sounds like, you know, you know,
Speaker 5: someone else, Like it's like you're doing like a voice. Yeah,
Speaker 5: specific to that, it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a chefy it's mi as Sheffie. I'm also
Speaker 1: going on a little tiny East Coast tour this fall
Speaker 1: doing stand up. I don't think this. I don't think
Speaker 1: the tickets are up yet for the City Winery shows,
Speaker 1: but they'll be up, I believe next week, but just
Speaker 1: like start thinking about it. Thursday, October twelfth, I'll be
Speaker 1: doing City Winery in Philly, and then I'll be doing
Speaker 1: Bethesda Blues and Jazz on the thirteenth, which is a Friday,
Speaker 1: and then City Winery in Boston on Wednesday the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: So uh that, well, I'm excited to do all those
Speaker 1: I've never played in those cities, so let's sell them
Speaker 1: out so we can improve the City Winery that you
Speaker 1: guys will come out and I can go other places
Speaker 1: which would be super cool. But I will when all
Speaker 1: the links are available, I will put them all in
Speaker 1: my Instagram bio at Arda Marine and y R I
Speaker 1: N and Doctor Banana and I are just about to
Speaker 1: start doing Summer House Martha's Vineyard, which is really fun
Speaker 1: on our Patreon.
Speaker 6: Well wait, wait, can I just say we are? And
Speaker 6: I just today sort of solo episode breaking down our
Speaker 6: first impressions of charities guys, after having watched the first
Speaker 6: episode after doing the draft picks. Yeah, so we recorded
Speaker 6: that just the two of us quickly episode and we
Speaker 6: put that on our Patreon and it dropped last week.
Speaker 6: So if you want to hear that, yes on our patreon.
Speaker 1: All Right, you guys, thank you so much for doing
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Speaker 6: Bye, thank you, bye bye bye by bye.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
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