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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is this is a messy situation. This is a

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Speaker 1: messy situation, aren't they all? But right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here for today's frank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for is now, well, certainly we know Pastor just preached

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Speaker 1: that thing the last break and we're just gonna, we're gonna,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna stay right there in there. You know this

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Speaker 1: that today's silent is called GM G E M. That's

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Speaker 1: God's Eyes Missionary, Gods Eyes Missionary. Let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Clarence, Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?

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Speaker 1: This is Daddy es Man. I'm over at the church,

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Speaker 1: man araut this church where you're a member of. Right,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hey, what's okay? Hey, I'm with the gems

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Speaker 1: man and uh you you you actually came to uh

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Speaker 1: this past service, correct Gems the gems. That's that's uh,

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Speaker 1: God's Eyes missionary. And and basically what we do is

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Speaker 1: we watch what's going on you know in the in

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Speaker 1: the church, who's coming, who hasn't come? And uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean any harm. But this this if my

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Speaker 1: records indicate me right through, um my God's as minister.

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Speaker 1: You're the gems looking at my books. Looks like this

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Speaker 1: is your first time at the church this year? Correct? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean what can I do for you? Okay? Now,

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Speaker 1: when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand, you

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Speaker 1: actually did not stand? Correct? No, remember because you remember?

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Speaker 1: There we go. Now you you still work for um

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Speaker 1: uh you you you work for them. Okay, Now what

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Speaker 1: we've done is we've averaged it out that you what

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Speaker 1: what what is this? What is this? I mean, what

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Speaker 1: is this about? Okay, I'm on my way to it.

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Speaker 1: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

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Speaker 1: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over

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Speaker 1: there week? I mean that, But go ahead, we see

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Speaker 1: what we're looking at. Since since you all member, because

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Speaker 1: see you did not stand when he said, oh members,

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Speaker 1: and you did not stand up? Which what you right

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Speaker 1: there making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying that

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Speaker 1: you are a member, and you're making about we're gonna

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Speaker 1: roughly say about forty five year, which means ten percent

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Speaker 1: is forty five hundred Now we looked at that, We

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Speaker 1: looked at the books and noticed that you put in

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.

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Speaker 1: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five

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Speaker 1: dollars that you are to be paying your ties? What's

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Speaker 1: your name? Like I said, sir, my name is staddistas

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Speaker 1: Will a man rock God. Yet you have robbed me.

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Speaker 1: Where see you? You? You? You are on a second.

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Speaker 1: You've got you've got all the stuff going on to

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Speaker 1: the church. You you got uh, you've got hungry people,

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Speaker 1: You've got people that need salvation and whatever. But you're

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Speaker 1: calling me about about some money that I haven't given

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Speaker 1: to the church. Well, well see, and that's what your

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Speaker 1: ministry does, y'all call y'all spend all morning calling people.

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Speaker 1: My my job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry.

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Speaker 1: My job is to keep an eye on what's going

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Speaker 1: on at the church. Now, when are you gonna start

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Speaker 1: cutting into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars day?

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Speaker 1: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

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Speaker 1: wing that pastor wants to put on because people like you.

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Speaker 1: This is why. But what you know what you hold on?

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Speaker 1: A second um, First of all, let me explain something

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Speaker 1: to your brother a fatty gus l whatever the ministry

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Speaker 1: you are with. Uh, okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: don't even have to explain it to you. But let

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Speaker 1: me explain something to you. All right. I'm this is

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Speaker 1: a one job household. This is all we do. This

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Speaker 1: is a one job. How so my wife don't work,

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Speaker 1: but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she

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Speaker 1: pays the tides that have you checked at the gym? Ministry?

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Speaker 1: Have y'all looked at her ties? Her ties ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. You understand you have to

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Speaker 1: pay your ties. Will a man rob God? Yet ye

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Speaker 1: have rob? You are robbing the Lord, Brother Clarence, you

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Speaker 1: know what? Man? You know? That's you know? And you

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Speaker 1: wonder why people don't come to church all the time.

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Speaker 1: You know, how are you gonna tell me that I

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Speaker 1: could be giving my tide somewhere else? I am the secretary.

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Speaker 1: I am the Gem's secretary. God's eyes ministry, and my

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Speaker 1: eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: You're makings you from the church. I don't know. If

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Speaker 1: that is something, I'll tell you who I have. But

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Speaker 1: that's not none of their business that I know. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know. What does it have to do with him

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Speaker 1: calling people and asking them if they're I got this,

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Speaker 1: I got this. Let let me let me handle Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I got it. I got it, I got it,

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Speaker 1: I got it, I got I know. I know who

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Speaker 1: who who? Who? Who? Who? Who was that? Sir? That's

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Speaker 1: my wife has been paying. That's my wife been paying.

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Speaker 1: I tied. That's right, Okay. I don't have nothing in

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Speaker 1: my books that say y'all paid three hundred dollars. If

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Okay, let me ask you this, When are

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Speaker 1: you gonna start cutting into defoted fire with a man

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Speaker 1: robbed God? Yet you have robbed me. That is what

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Speaker 1: you are doing, sir. Well you know what you're robbing

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Speaker 1: me right now. You're robbing me right now at my

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Speaker 1: time where I could go out, I gotta be work.

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Speaker 1: I can't go get dressed right now because I'm on

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Speaker 1: the phone with you. I have to be at work

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Speaker 1: in half an hour. You robbed me right now of

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Speaker 1: my time. Let me ask you something. Can you bring

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Speaker 1: your tax return into what I can take a look

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Speaker 1: at it? My tax return? You know, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their

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Speaker 1: tax return. If you bring your tax return and pass

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Speaker 1: to bring your tax return, then I'll bring my tax return.

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Speaker 1: We can have a tax return party. When will your

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Speaker 1: tax return? When can you? Can you fax it to me?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if

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Speaker 1: it's is, if it's not too much to ask. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to figure out, Hollo, you're gonna pass

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Speaker 1: me down the next time I come to church and

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Speaker 1: then lay hands on you. Okay, let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: Do you are you all salary at the church? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But what does but what does what does? What does

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Speaker 1: that have to do with anything? I need to know

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Speaker 1: what you ain't gotten you? Look, look, it ain't got nothing.

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Speaker 1: When you're gonna bring your forty five dollars down it

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Speaker 1: so we can add it, so we can get the

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Speaker 1: wing put on. I'm part of the Gems. You'll bring

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Speaker 1: your money down here, Clarence, isn't it dog? Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. I don't know who you are. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what this ministry is. I'm with the Gems.

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Speaker 1: When can we existing? Man, I don't I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't give it. You know what it says. I

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Speaker 1: don't care anything about your gym ministry. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about you, man, I don't care about any of that

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Speaker 1: where you're gonna play this ten percent? Man, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Dollars and just just for real, don't

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Speaker 1: call my house no more with this, with this stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're about to make your brother go off. I mean, seriously,

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Speaker 1: in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me

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Speaker 1: about about me time and fitted outs. I'm trying. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: set the sun through private school, and I can't get

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Speaker 1: that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on over dude,

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Speaker 1: that have to do with the church. I already told you.

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Speaker 1: I don't get ready to hang up. And if you

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Speaker 1: want to meet me and whatever you're gonna do and whatever,

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Speaker 1: then that's fine. So I need to tell you something

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Speaker 1: else about your job. You can't tell me nothing about

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Speaker 1: my job. You have to me. I need to tell

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Speaker 1: you something about your job. Dude, I hang up this phone.

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Speaker 1: Is they a man named Chapman at your job? Yeah? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my job? Okay, yeah, and he's been there too. Now

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Speaker 1: now now, wait a minute. Chapman is the one that

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Speaker 1: got me to call you. This is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey, Martin and Show. Maybe you just got pranked, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: you got me feeling you got me feeling guilty. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm oh man with with the with the gem Ministry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: somebody getting read to get beat up. Yeoh many. I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, man, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land, obviously Harvey Morning Show. Tell me, baby,

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Speaker 1: bad friend. I don't know how. Yeah, he hugging the man.

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Speaker 1: See I take a fish to that, right me? Wasn't

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Speaker 1: all right? Thank you of you. Coming up at the

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Speaker 1: top of the hour, we'll have the Strawberry Letter. The

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Speaker 1: subject is this is a messy situation. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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