WEBVTT - "F%# You!" With Fortune Feimster! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:07.360 No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, I didn't even see. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.559 It's so sexy. I feel it's so good. We're recording 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.720 on a hump day, you guys. Oh, I don't have 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:19.439 any pamper. This is our sixty ninth episode of the 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:27.840 podcast sixty nine. Sixty nine episode of This hump Day Bone. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:39.440 I'm putting my fiend near your head. Areas world, that's right, 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:43.000 get into position, lovers, because not only are recording on 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:46.160 hump day, you guys, it is the episode. It really 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:50.360 should be our final episode because it is our sixty 0:00:50.840 --> 0:01:00.760 ninth episode. First, um, you guys, this is so exciting. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.160 This is our marine host of Will You Accept This 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.280 Rose Podcast? Um, I, before we even get going, I 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.960 want to offer an on air apology to my threutle husband. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:16.080 I in a lava. My body temperature was the temperature 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.440 of lava. Yesterday the A C was off in here 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:24.520 and I called my new husband, my new ex husband Aristotle. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:30.840 I called him mysterios like and I realized stereos mysterios 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:35.760 and then a staircase and I just said a stare 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:40.240 um and I'm so sorry. And you had very exciting 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:45.920 man panties Number two to my right. We have my 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.320 my platonic life partner, a lady, my one of my 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:51.800 favorite virgos, and there's so many virgos in my life 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.120 that I love. There's because everybody was humping over the 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:58.400 holidays nine months. I want to say to you, you 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.640 are my favorite half of a twin set. I love 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:05.200 twins and I fear twins. You are a twin. I 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:09.000 fear you. I love you, Miss Aaron Foley. Yeah, it's 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.760 good to be feared, because to be feared, I am 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:18.400 probably the least frightening person in America. That's true. She's 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.040 watching baseball. I just got people yelling at me about 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.040 the dreamers online, and I'm afraid of them. I want 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.400 to say to you across from me a woman that 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.200 I like so much. I like her so much, you 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.600 know what I like about I really don't think I've 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.320 said to your face how much I enjoy your ice 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:41.839 cream dance? Um My, she does ice cream dances. Yeah, 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:47.119 she's the start. She's just dance with ice cream on Instagram. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:51.799 But a lot, like a lot of a lot of often. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:56.880 You might know her from from I we met at 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.919 Chelsea lately. She's a very funny lady. She's a great 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:08.720 up comedian. She's currently filming the minute project Misfortune Fie Welcome. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.760 Did you get to uh did you get to do 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:14.160 your work with Reese Witherspoon. I didn't get to be there. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:20.120 When she was there, I was like, she whose Reese Witherspoon. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:25.399 She's a blonde woman that looks a lot like me. Yes, um, 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.880 I did see her, though, I do. I pop into 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:32.680 Chelsea's show on Netflix as Sarah Hugaby Sanders and Reese 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.600 was there and I got to chat with her, like 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.160 we were just two chicks just chatting. What did you 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:41.440 talk about? What did you She was like, hey, Fortune, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.120 and I was dressed as Sarah Sanders. That felt weird, 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.600 just like hey girl, like we're old friends. And I 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:51.760 don't know. I got nervous, so I was just like, 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.520 you know that charity you work with? I went to 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:58.680 luncheon and then I kind of remember the name of 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.160 the charity and I don't remember the name of the charity, 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.520 but I'm really involved with it. And then when did 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:09.960 she and then what did she? She's Southern, so she's 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:14.040 she's wearing one of her little Draper James dresses. I 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:18.320 don't know. Oh, my god, she's very, very lovely. I 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.080 want to give a shout out before we get going, 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.320 before because we are at our sixty we're at our 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:25.880 final episode of ever, our sixty ninth episode. I want 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:30.320 to say there's a woman. Her name is Anna. Um. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.240 Not only are we obsessed with her, she makes all 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.400 of the flyers. Can we just give a shout out 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:39.560 for the yesterday's bonus episodes flyers? You have made sixty 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:43.360 nine flyers and like eighteen thousand logos. Can I just 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:48.279 show you the flyer? That's amazing? She really said that before. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:54.080 She really stuck her landing on this one. Look at 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:58.480 so we have we have we have scalloped fingers with her, 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:04.320 and then Robbie with Jagging's standing attention on like glowing 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.640 like a fairy. It just made me. That's funny. Are 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:10.760 you excited for the hiatus for no more flyers? Do 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.520 they torture you? You're good at them? Um? I think 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:23.760 my boyfriend's more excited for me to stop. Yeah, kept, yeah, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.599 kill me now. Yeah. And he doesn't like the Bachelor, 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.599 but he's adorable. He's adorable. Yeah, But I mean it'll 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:35.920 be a good break. We've all been going kind of crazy. Well, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.479 I went looking for scalp Fingers contacts the other day. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:51.400 That's how deep. That's how deep I went. Fis has 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.720 been before we get started. This is how deep my 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.160 I've even gotten my fucking mom and who doesn't even 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:57.960 like the show I received. This is the email I 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.920 woke up today and this is going to start set 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.880 mood for the podcast. This is from Janu Marine of 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.480 Little Compton Real Estate for all your summer rents, home 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.800 for for all your summer rental needs. And I just 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.920 want to say, I think she doesn't like when I 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.640 say that, because she hates dealing with rentals because it's 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.360 not where the Benjamin's are. Yes, she's sort of all 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.800 your summer like, fucking go buy a house from that 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.160 woman house. She needs to feed her kids in mittens. Okay, 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.400 her cat, her Kiden's name is Mints. Here is the 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.719 email I received today. Listen to your podcast, your last 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:34.800 podcast today, so when we did yesterday, she's already listened. Hilarious. Yeah, 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:39.000 and I watched last night as the Brady Blonde Twins 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:43.320 exited the island dot dot dot good for Dean, she 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:48.120 loves Dean. Good for deal. She doesn't care he stood 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:55.400 up to them. What a pair of shallow, boring, egotistical, selfish, 0:06:55.600 --> 0:07:02.000 bitchy broad that a lot of ad three excavations. Here's 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:07.400 the best. I can't wait for them to turn sixty. 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:14.240 They else to bring to the table. Just in case 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.080 you wondered what I thought of them, Dot dot dot, 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:22.960 Your mama just started your witch. Did she put a 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:27.120 spell on them? Where they're going to turn six next week? 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:31.320 What if she is a weird I am putting a 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:38.280 spell on you, dumb broze you you'll have the bloody 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.960 of a six year old and not one that's discovered 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:45.600 blodies like Jennifery. You know my mother also emailed me 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.880 last night. Did she said? What are you doing with 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:55.120 your life? Okay, Mary fo you guys. Let's talk about 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:59.640 the twins for a second. Clearly when they say when 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:04.560 they sit at their like college intros where they're like, 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.120 what is consented? When they when they got they caught 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.200 the twins, No, I mean the group of when the 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:14.160 contestants are saying, we are completely we do what we 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.680 want to do. Those girls were so produced to be 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:20.600 like your storyline. You get Derek, you get deep. Don't 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.200 take no for an answer and this year your no 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.320 like take no Prisoners twins. It was such a set up, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.360 there was nothing even they were like completely different humans 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.440 that came in and there they were so dumb that 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.040 you're like, you're not really, You're not that thumb. This 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:41.960 is all suns. They might be, they are probably they're 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:45.040 just yeah, you know, Honestly, I felt the show was 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.080 just so bad that I thought they were a breath 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.600 of fresh air. You're happy, You're happy to see them again. Well, honestly, 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.040 some of the stuff that comes out of their mouth 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.400 is so ridiculous that I found it entertaining because I'm 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.520 so utterly bored with the couple. Feel like they were 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.719 playing a part of dumb a little bit, like they 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:06.439 were really hitting the dumb nail. I do have to say, uh, 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:10.040 and you know this, we've discussing. It's it's he's young, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.240 he's doing his thing, you know what I mean. But um, 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.959 when he would have he would he would have gone 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.680 on a date if he if he could have gotten 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:25.480 away with it, And that was to me, like over 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:30.240 he would have he was his penis was almost coming out. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.040 I actually think he's so much of a people pleaser 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:38.400 that even if my mom was like, Dean, you have 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.040 to make out me like I supported you. I don't 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.600 think he knows how to disappoint someone to their face. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.680 I don't think the twin is his type. I don't 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.079 think it's his type. But I think he's in five 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.640 year old horny crazy boy mode, which is not necessarily 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.920 a bad thing for him, because he's he's really weird 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:59.640 mad him, he's adorable. Um but I just I just thought, like, 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.080 if was serious, let's say I'm Delo. I'm just saying 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.000 I'm do I would be like, get away from that. Okay, 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:10.000 let's say you're Dilo. We didn't discuss yesterday, Dilo. What 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.400 the funk was that T shirt top, those khaki koo 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:17.800 lots and the be juel brawl it over the T 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.079 shirt she wore like a T shirt with a glitter 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:24.280 bra over it. It's like, are you that hot that 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.000 you don't even have to try to be? She? We 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.280 we said this since the first time we met her. Um, 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:36.360 I find her so attractive, uh that I want and 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.600 I smile and I'm like excited that she's on the television, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.880 and then you realize it's like watching paint. She there's 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.840 there's it's not I think she's smart. I think she's 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.960 somewhat interesting, but there's there's a real why do you 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:54.240 think I don't think she's like the thing, but why 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:58.120 do you think there's nothing that's made her like she 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.760 read it over there? Any caught a way of her reading. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.800 I don't think they have literature. I'm not. I'm not 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.720 just blong conversation with anyone. This is what they talk about. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.360 There's a disconnection. And I think that she's always like 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.120 putting out there like yeah, it would be fun basically 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:16.960 like when you get that man. It wasn't with her 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.960 when she was on The Bachelor, was like there was 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:23.320 just a lot there was just if you just want more. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.600 I mean, Nick is not known to be like he's 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.560 a dirty dog. He cut her on a two on one, 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.439 like he cut two girls. He was so he wanted 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.720 to fuck her so hard and she was so boring 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.360 that he went out of his way, like I have 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.320 to cut you two like you're so boring, I can't 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:43.040 even I can't even make out with you because you're 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:46.240 so boring. But I think Dean just wants to make 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.760 out with hot chicks right now. Yeah, totally I do 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:54.120 think he was to make out well. He wanted the 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:59.120 like he wanted that foundation with Christina and that like 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:03.560 security blanket. Then he's like, I want to come home 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:13.000 to you after I go. I'm gonna be patient. I'll 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.600 see you for dinner. I'm gonna bang all day long. 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:21.400 But you're cooking. Why are they acting like? Why are 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.920 they acting like for the like they have to wait 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.360 to funk at Paradise, Like like, oh, the fantasy seems 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.000 like Derek and Taylor when they're like, oh, if we 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.600 have fantasy, but they're like, if we have fantasy sweets, 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.520 we have to funk three times and then we can. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:39.000 Like it's like, wait, gonna, I just assumed it was 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.640 a bank fest the whole they do bang fest, but 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.640 they just don't get a lot of privacy. They put 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:49.599 up like a they want to look it in between this. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.440 They want to get real dirty and loud and the fantasy. 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:56.880 So yeah, okay, let's wake up the neighbors. All right, 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:02.760 So I'm start Jamie Amy shows up like she was. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.520 She was more charming this time because she was the 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.680 one that had the balls and I care for On 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.600 the Bachelor, I really would have been excited if she'd 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.760 actually asked a girl. I wanted that, we all did. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.200 I don't think any of the girls were. There are 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:19.080 no other by girls. There was a moment I thought 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.520 would Raven go out with her? And then like no, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.720 we all just want what did I text you last night? Said? 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.520 It was such a straight Shaw like, it's just like that. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.840 That's like when they used that word, well, they made 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:34.000 it seem like she might when she was like, asked, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:40.520 what's the Vigildt says bisexual? I said, apparently bisexual means wild. 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.160 Oh my god, the show is so dumb and straight. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.360 But it just like they were all like, oh, like 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.719 they couldn't. They were almost blown away by the word bisexual, 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.360 you know what I mean. That's when I was like, 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:52.000 are you well? They had all the guys in the 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.480 pool be like, maybe she's gonna ask out a girl? 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.840 What do you think I mean? Between that and like 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.160 twins are here, like the twins or not? Okay, we'll 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.160 get to the twins again one second. But so so 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.200 she shows up. I liked her so much more this time. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.600 She's fun and her energy was great. She needs to 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:15.800 remove the you know, the earring from the nose is 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.720 you can like, I thought she was fantastic. I think 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.320 she's super hot. She had a really great personality. And still, 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.400 please get that out of your nose. Nobody, Michelle Obama 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:29.960 couldn't pull that off. Nobody. No, it's it's the young 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.800 the young kids are doing these days. Get it, get 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.960 it out o pears. Okay, don't get a nose ring 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:37.360 like that, Like, if you gotta do it, do it 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.440 on the side like the nineties. And another thing, don't 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.000 inject your lips. I'm sorry, I know it's a thing 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.760 now it's so obvious that you've injected your lips. Yeah, 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.200 And don't put the barbell on your lips either, don't 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:57.040 do the barbell or the top or don't get the 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:02.680 ear holes that wide in and the gauges and then 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:05.080 they're stretched out at some point you might not want them. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.800 I wish that's what my mom wished on the twins. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.800 Not only they're gonna be sixty, but they had gauges Stumbo. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:17.760 So then so then she shows up, she takes Diggie, 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.880 they go out. It's funny, like they're not showing the 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.160 whole date. It's like we saw them French kissing during 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:29.640 the day, never to be seen again. Like it is that? 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.440 Is that like a pattern in b I P or 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.360 do we usually get more? You feel like we got 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.400 longer dates. I feel like we got more. I feel 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.560 like they've also have gotten cheaper with the dates, Like 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.800 I felt like the dates and there was a green screen. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:45.440 It felt like literally they did not leave paradise, Like 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.160 they just went to the left and put down a tablecloth. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.000 I literally was like, are you still? Where are you? 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.720 And like a green screen cafeteria right outside they were. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.600 They were like downtown Sylita at like a taco stand. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:04.720 They're all at like local taco stage on the past 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:09.960 tacoco the one one of the girls are drinking. To 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:14.320 start with Jasmine drinking the Starbucks. I was like, Oh, 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:18.120 I guess in her interviewed her Starbucks. Yeah, right, And 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:22.680 I was like what I thought the same thing. I 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:26.640 was like Jasmine. The way Jasmine was acting, I was like, 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.600 when she says all things are on the table, I thought, oh, 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.400 it is Jasmine. That would have been a cool Jasmine 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.600 was unattached. She would have been because a wild calf. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:42.040 Dudes are such world. They casted the some of the 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:46.440 worst guys the twins were right. When they're they're like 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.760 the twins were twins are smarter than when they twins 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.160 showed up and they said, we're Mr Steel your man, woman, 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:56.120 Mr Steel your men. That's how they arrived. And then 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:59.240 so then she's like, so wait, all that's left is 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:06.760 tickle and she said a bunch of weirdos serial killer. Yeah, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.440 so she's and then and then Amanda pulls them aside, 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.520 the twins aside, and she fills them immediately in on 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:19.040 scalop fingers, like such a mean girl, such a scalp fingers. 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:23.399 And they're like, yeah, as a scallop, isn't a is 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:28.520 that bratzels? I think it's brown? Actual? Did you just 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:31.840 make that fingerin? Then you could start with a Santa 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:37.360 Claus play rights. But I don't like her. Of course 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.800 Amanda is bff with the twins. That those those three 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.760 literally someone could sneeze and they could be blown off 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:47.879 the earth. They have literally no substance, no, like, I 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:51.000 I'd rather be a twin. How could the twins be 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.280 hot blonde twins and have no sex appeal? Like? How 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.840 did I know that is Jackson Pard? And they don't 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.919 have no want? Maybe they're better looking in person, but 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:07.560 they do not. But no one has actively person twins 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.199 like nobody, I think as they're creepy twins. They like 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.680 they're not sexy. They oh my god, they're I could 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:18.640 see him in a horror movie. Yeah, just like one 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:20.840 of them was talking about how the other one's vagina 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.040 is better like and they were definitive about it. They 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:27.400 were like, Haley has a better vagina like you. They're 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:30.919 in the category of creepy twins, which people are. I 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:34.000 don't know what any of my friends vaginas look like. 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.720 I don't know what my own. I have a twin, 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:40.119 I do not know what her lower trunk looks like 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:44.400 because I'm a normal person, like up like I mean, 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.880 and it's also a vagina. There's a difference between. There's 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:52.520 a difference between like somebody's like pubic area, but like 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:55.359 actually knowing what the vagina like, how do you? How 0:18:55.400 --> 0:19:00.000 do you know that? Some they probably call the outer area. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.160 But remember they were like up in their business list year, 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:06.240 like applying the tanner with those little wipes. They were 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:09.959 like one of those like up like tanning her couch 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:14.320 like with like did it make you wish that you 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:21.320 and your twin closer? Do you feel less close? Did you? 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:24.359 Did you call Megan and say I turned to the 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:30.080 left and I said, thank god we're not them. Yeah, 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:33.919 and it was wonderful. No, it was just and then 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:38.520 you guys. I actually was at the Dodger game. She 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:40.600 was hanging out with a boyfriend. I came home and 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:43.040 I said, what's the what's the recap? And she said 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:45.960 watch it. She goes, it's all right. Then the twins 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:47.920 come in and it's just a train wreck after that. 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:52.160 Those are her twin words. Now, you and Aristotle were 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:56.040 discussing I'm sort of obsessed with twins, and we were 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.640 discussing that your twin is your best friend. We are 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:01.040 not going to name names, but Stottle has a story 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.960 that he knows twins. Are they identical? Are they identical? 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.560 He knows twins that hate each other? Come we here 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:08.280 a little bit each other. How do you know that 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.680 they hate each other? Are you friends with one or both? 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:14.360 I'm kind of friends with both, but more so with 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.320 one of them. And how do you know that they 0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:20.120 hate each other? They don't like hanging out, they like 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.600 I feel like they wouldn't They would say it and 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:28.639 they're identical. They're identical identical, and in my mind I 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.439 know he doesn't. But the other one has like an 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.480 evil twin scar over his eye. That's how I see 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.199 his face in my mind all the time. And is 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.920 what and are they super competitive with each other? Are 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:42.800 they so resentful that their clone exists and they want 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:45.879 to crush the other one? I don't know, Like I 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:49.600 imagine they're fine at Thanksgiving, but otherwise they don't see 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:52.280 or talk to you. Thanksgiving, you guys just coming up. 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:56.800 I love this time of year together. I hate the heat, 0:20:57.160 --> 0:21:01.400 but I love from Halloween until the Greatest New Year. 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:04.360 I don't get the I get that a little bit 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:08.399 more identical twins, maybe not. Maybe they want their own 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:11.040 you know what I mean looking at someone that looks 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:13.240 exactly like you, so I could I could get a 0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:15.800 little non you. You You don't have to be like best friend, 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.320 you know what I mean? Like, but I can't imagine 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:22.560 not being close with my twin like that, just like 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:25.240 literally blows my mind. Now. We have a running joke that, 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:29.920 of course, you know, being in our porn uh, that 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:32.879 we lived together, h you know, just as as we 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.639 planned it. It's kind of like, oh, my god, I 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:37.960 can't believe this is happening. It's just temporary. Every everything's fine, 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:40.920 but I can't imagine, not Like if I don't hear 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:42.880 from her during the day, I'm like, well, what's going on. 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:46.960 There's some super creepy twins. There's some super creepy twins 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:51.119 on Project Runway this season are awful. They're really talented, 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:54.600 but they're they're so in mesh. But there's competing as individuals. 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:57.680 They normally design as like a design team, and they 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:01.080 are so weird and like now that they've been pulled apart, 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.280 like they're all they don't know what to do. Their 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:06.119 fabrics can join and their fabritter can joined, and they 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:10.000 speak like this, they go indeed, indeed, indeed, and they 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:13.320 have the nose rays. Do you have siblings? I have 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:17.000 two older brothers them. Yeah, I mean, but I think 0:22:17.080 --> 0:22:21.880 it's different with sisters, though I feel like sisters oftentimes, 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.760 like I don't know that it's a little closer. I 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:29.760 think sisters hate each other a lot. Really, I love 0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:31.879 their sisters. I have a lot of friends who are 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:34.240 have like a brother and two sisters, and they're like 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:36.919 sisters are vicious to each Like I have a brother, 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:42.560 My bro and I are tired Aleric one eye, genius, 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:46.000 huge head, and I mean he has another eye. It 0:22:46.080 --> 0:22:49.560 just doesn't work, and um, it's on his elbow. It's 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:53.399 on his elbow. But but I have friends who have sisters. No, 0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.760 you not a Anna? You know that? Do you have 0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:58.560 a sister? Yeah, she's eight years older than me. And 0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:00.439 for the first couple of years of my life she 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:05.760 was vicious and I'm still not over it. Well, no, 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:07.800 it's just because she was eight when I was born. 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:09.800 So to her it was like there was two other 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:11.600 boys than I was the other girl who was getting 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:14.640 the tension. Because so for like the first fifteen years 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:16.880 of my life she hated me, and then one day 0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:18.960 she decided that she wanted to be my mother as well, 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:22.400 and so never interesting. I mean, do you remember when 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.720 I was in and she wouldn't let me watch Bachelor 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:33.679 And I was like, I have a lifestyle, not a life. 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:40.440 I'm a lifestyle. I want a lifet a lifestyle. Lifestyle. 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:45.480 Evil sister? Do you have? Are you the baby? Are 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:47.720 you the baby? I'm the baby? I'm the baby? Are 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:50.240 you the baby? I did come out last? I do 0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:52.400 have an older sister. And she's wonderful. I always thought 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:55.720 sisters were two more bond they when they were young. 0:23:55.800 --> 0:24:03.320 But yes, if you think sister be quick. But I 0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.280 was sort of like the boys. It was my brothers, 0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:09.720 not like a casual thing like we text like once 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:12.560 a month, like what help, dude, what's going on? Well 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:17.040 we're good with that. Everyone's cool and close, and but 0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:19.600 sisters seem like more in each other's business. Are they 0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:23.160 back home? Are they back back home North Carolina? You're 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:27.919 the best, um okay, So so then the twins, the 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:30.879 twins go. We got a scallop fingers, we got a 0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:33.240 tickle monster, we got a serial killer and a dany 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:36.000 babies where like the Allen a misfit toys. That's true, 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:37.960 It is true. It was true. That was actually an 0:24:37.960 --> 0:24:43.840