Speaker 1: No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, I didn't even see.
Speaker 1: It's so sexy. I feel it's so good. We're recording
Speaker 1: on a hump day, you guys. Oh, I don't have
Speaker 1: any pamper. This is our sixty ninth episode of the
Speaker 1: podcast sixty nine. Sixty nine episode of This hump Day Bone.
Speaker 1: I'm putting my fiend near your head. Areas world, that's right,
Speaker 1: get into position, lovers, because not only are recording on
Speaker 1: hump day, you guys, it is the episode. It really
Speaker 1: should be our final episode because it is our sixty
Speaker 1: ninth episode. First, um, you guys, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: This is our marine host of Will You Accept This
Speaker 1: Rose Podcast? Um, I, before we even get going, I
Speaker 1: want to offer an on air apology to my threutle husband.
Speaker 1: I in a lava. My body temperature was the temperature
Speaker 1: of lava. Yesterday the A C was off in here
Speaker 1: and I called my new husband, my new ex husband Aristotle.
Speaker 1: I called him mysterios like and I realized stereos mysterios
Speaker 1: and then a staircase and I just said a stare
Speaker 1: um and I'm so sorry. And you had very exciting
Speaker 1: man panties Number two to my right. We have my
Speaker 1: my platonic life partner, a lady, my one of my
Speaker 1: favorite virgos, and there's so many virgos in my life
Speaker 1: that I love. There's because everybody was humping over the
Speaker 1: holidays nine months. I want to say to you, you
Speaker 1: are my favorite half of a twin set. I love
Speaker 1: twins and I fear twins. You are a twin. I
Speaker 1: fear you. I love you, Miss Aaron Foley. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: good to be feared, because to be feared, I am
Speaker 1: probably the least frightening person in America. That's true. She's
Speaker 1: watching baseball. I just got people yelling at me about
Speaker 1: the dreamers online, and I'm afraid of them. I want
Speaker 1: to say to you across from me a woman that
Speaker 1: I like so much. I like her so much, you
Speaker 1: know what I like about I really don't think I've
Speaker 1: said to your face how much I enjoy your ice
Speaker 1: cream dance? Um My, she does ice cream dances. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the start. She's just dance with ice cream on Instagram.
Speaker 1: But a lot, like a lot of a lot of often.
Speaker 1: You might know her from from I we met at
Speaker 1: Chelsea lately. She's a very funny lady. She's a great
Speaker 1: up comedian. She's currently filming the minute project Misfortune Fie Welcome.
Speaker 1: Did you get to uh did you get to do
Speaker 1: your work with Reese Witherspoon. I didn't get to be there.
Speaker 1: When she was there, I was like, she whose Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 1: She's a blonde woman that looks a lot like me. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: I did see her, though, I do. I pop into
Speaker 1: Chelsea's show on Netflix as Sarah Hugaby Sanders and Reese
Speaker 1: was there and I got to chat with her, like
Speaker 1: we were just two chicks just chatting. What did you
Speaker 1: talk about? What did you She was like, hey, Fortune,
Speaker 1: and I was dressed as Sarah Sanders. That felt weird,
Speaker 1: just like hey girl, like we're old friends. And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I got nervous, so I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know that charity you work with? I went to
Speaker 1: luncheon and then I kind of remember the name of
Speaker 1: the charity and I don't remember the name of the charity,
Speaker 1: but I'm really involved with it. And then when did
Speaker 1: she and then what did she? She's Southern, so she's
Speaker 1: she's wearing one of her little Draper James dresses. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh, my god, she's very, very lovely. I
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out before we get going,
Speaker 1: before because we are at our sixty we're at our
Speaker 1: final episode of ever, our sixty ninth episode. I want
Speaker 1: to say there's a woman. Her name is Anna. Um.
Speaker 1: Not only are we obsessed with her, she makes all
Speaker 1: of the flyers. Can we just give a shout out
Speaker 1: for the yesterday's bonus episodes flyers? You have made sixty
Speaker 1: nine flyers and like eighteen thousand logos. Can I just
Speaker 1: show you the flyer? That's amazing? She really said that before.
Speaker 1: She really stuck her landing on this one. Look at
Speaker 1: so we have we have we have scalloped fingers with her,
Speaker 1: and then Robbie with Jagging's standing attention on like glowing
Speaker 1: like a fairy. It just made me. That's funny. Are
Speaker 1: you excited for the hiatus for no more flyers? Do
Speaker 1: they torture you? You're good at them? Um? I think
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's more excited for me to stop. Yeah, kept, yeah,
Speaker 1: kill me now. Yeah. And he doesn't like the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: but he's adorable. He's adorable. Yeah, But I mean it'll
Speaker 1: be a good break. We've all been going kind of crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: I went looking for scalp Fingers contacts the other day.
Speaker 1: That's how deep. That's how deep I went. Fis has
Speaker 1: been before we get started. This is how deep my
Speaker 1: I've even gotten my fucking mom and who doesn't even
Speaker 1: like the show I received. This is the email I
Speaker 1: woke up today and this is going to start set
Speaker 1: mood for the podcast. This is from Janu Marine of
Speaker 1: Little Compton Real Estate for all your summer rents, home
Speaker 1: for for all your summer rental needs. And I just
Speaker 1: want to say, I think she doesn't like when I
Speaker 1: say that, because she hates dealing with rentals because it's
Speaker 1: not where the Benjamin's are. Yes, she's sort of all
Speaker 1: your summer like, fucking go buy a house from that
Speaker 1: woman house. She needs to feed her kids in mittens. Okay,
Speaker 1: her cat, her Kiden's name is Mints. Here is the
Speaker 1: email I received today. Listen to your podcast, your last
Speaker 1: podcast today, so when we did yesterday, she's already listened. Hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I watched last night as the Brady Blonde Twins
Speaker 1: exited the island dot dot dot good for Dean, she
Speaker 1: loves Dean. Good for deal. She doesn't care he stood
Speaker 1: up to them. What a pair of shallow, boring, egotistical, selfish,
Speaker 1: bitchy broad that a lot of ad three excavations. Here's
Speaker 1: the best. I can't wait for them to turn sixty.
Speaker 1: They else to bring to the table. Just in case
Speaker 1: you wondered what I thought of them, Dot dot dot,
Speaker 1: Your mama just started your witch. Did she put a
Speaker 1: spell on them? Where they're going to turn six next week?
Speaker 1: What if she is a weird I am putting a
Speaker 1: spell on you, dumb broze you you'll have the bloody
Speaker 1: of a six year old and not one that's discovered
Speaker 1: blodies like Jennifery. You know my mother also emailed me
Speaker 1: last night. Did she said? What are you doing with
Speaker 1: your life? Okay, Mary fo you guys. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: the twins for a second. Clearly when they say when
Speaker 1: they sit at their like college intros where they're like,
Speaker 1: what is consented? When they when they got they caught
Speaker 1: the twins, No, I mean the group of when the
Speaker 1: contestants are saying, we are completely we do what we
Speaker 1: want to do. Those girls were so produced to be
Speaker 1: like your storyline. You get Derek, you get deep. Don't
Speaker 1: take no for an answer and this year your no
Speaker 1: like take no Prisoners twins. It was such a set up,
Speaker 1: there was nothing even they were like completely different humans
Speaker 1: that came in and there they were so dumb that
Speaker 1: you're like, you're not really, You're not that thumb. This
Speaker 1: is all suns. They might be, they are probably they're
Speaker 1: just yeah, you know, Honestly, I felt the show was
Speaker 1: just so bad that I thought they were a breath
Speaker 1: of fresh air. You're happy, You're happy to see them again. Well, honestly,
Speaker 1: some of the stuff that comes out of their mouth
Speaker 1: is so ridiculous that I found it entertaining because I'm
Speaker 1: so utterly bored with the couple. Feel like they were
Speaker 1: playing a part of dumb a little bit, like they
Speaker 1: were really hitting the dumb nail. I do have to say, uh,
Speaker 1: and you know this, we've discussing. It's it's he's young,
Speaker 1: he's doing his thing, you know what I mean. But um,
Speaker 1: when he would have he would he would have gone
Speaker 1: on a date if he if he could have gotten
Speaker 1: away with it, And that was to me, like over
Speaker 1: he would have he was his penis was almost coming out.
Speaker 1: I actually think he's so much of a people pleaser
Speaker 1: that even if my mom was like, Dean, you have
Speaker 1: to make out me like I supported you. I don't
Speaker 1: think he knows how to disappoint someone to their face.
Speaker 1: I don't think the twin is his type. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's his type. But I think he's in five
Speaker 1: year old horny crazy boy mode, which is not necessarily
Speaker 1: a bad thing for him, because he's he's really weird
Speaker 1: mad him, he's adorable. Um but I just I just thought, like,
Speaker 1: if was serious, let's say I'm Delo. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm do I would be like, get away from that. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's say you're Dilo. We didn't discuss yesterday, Dilo. What
Speaker 1: the funk was that T shirt top, those khaki koo
Speaker 1: lots and the be juel brawl it over the T
Speaker 1: shirt she wore like a T shirt with a glitter
Speaker 1: bra over it. It's like, are you that hot that
Speaker 1: you don't even have to try to be? She? We
Speaker 1: we said this since the first time we met her. Um,
Speaker 1: I find her so attractive, uh that I want and
Speaker 1: I smile and I'm like excited that she's on the television,
Speaker 1: and then you realize it's like watching paint. She there's
Speaker 1: there's it's not I think she's smart. I think she's
Speaker 1: somewhat interesting, but there's there's a real why do you
Speaker 1: think I don't think she's like the thing, but why
Speaker 1: do you think there's nothing that's made her like she
Speaker 1: read it over there? Any caught a way of her reading.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have literature. I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: just blong conversation with anyone. This is what they talk about.
Speaker 1: There's a disconnection. And I think that she's always like
Speaker 1: putting out there like yeah, it would be fun basically
Speaker 1: like when you get that man. It wasn't with her
Speaker 1: when she was on The Bachelor, was like there was
Speaker 1: just a lot there was just if you just want more.
Speaker 1: I mean, Nick is not known to be like he's
Speaker 1: a dirty dog. He cut her on a two on one,
Speaker 1: like he cut two girls. He was so he wanted
Speaker 1: to fuck her so hard and she was so boring
Speaker 1: that he went out of his way, like I have
Speaker 1: to cut you two like you're so boring, I can't
Speaker 1: even I can't even make out with you because you're
Speaker 1: so boring. But I think Dean just wants to make
Speaker 1: out with hot chicks right now. Yeah, totally I do
Speaker 1: think he was to make out well. He wanted the
Speaker 1: like he wanted that foundation with Christina and that like
Speaker 1: security blanket. Then he's like, I want to come home
Speaker 1: to you after I go. I'm gonna be patient. I'll
Speaker 1: see you for dinner. I'm gonna bang all day long.
Speaker 1: But you're cooking. Why are they acting like? Why are
Speaker 1: they acting like for the like they have to wait
Speaker 1: to funk at Paradise, Like like, oh, the fantasy seems
Speaker 1: like Derek and Taylor when they're like, oh, if we
Speaker 1: have fantasy, but they're like, if we have fantasy sweets,
Speaker 1: we have to funk three times and then we can.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, wait, gonna, I just assumed it was
Speaker 1: a bank fest the whole they do bang fest, but
Speaker 1: they just don't get a lot of privacy. They put
Speaker 1: up like a they want to look it in between this.
Speaker 1: They want to get real dirty and loud and the fantasy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, let's wake up the neighbors. All right,
Speaker 1: So I'm start Jamie Amy shows up like she was.
Speaker 1: She was more charming this time because she was the
Speaker 1: one that had the balls and I care for On
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, I really would have been excited if she'd
Speaker 1: actually asked a girl. I wanted that, we all did.
Speaker 1: I don't think any of the girls were. There are
Speaker 1: no other by girls. There was a moment I thought
Speaker 1: would Raven go out with her? And then like no,
Speaker 1: we all just want what did I text you last night? Said?
Speaker 1: It was such a straight Shaw like, it's just like that.
Speaker 1: That's like when they used that word, well, they made
Speaker 1: it seem like she might when she was like, asked,
Speaker 1: what's the Vigildt says bisexual? I said, apparently bisexual means wild.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the show is so dumb and straight.
Speaker 1: But it just like they were all like, oh, like
Speaker 1: they couldn't. They were almost blown away by the word bisexual,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's when I was like,
Speaker 1: are you well? They had all the guys in the
Speaker 1: pool be like, maybe she's gonna ask out a girl?
Speaker 1: What do you think I mean? Between that and like
Speaker 1: twins are here, like the twins or not? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: get to the twins again one second. But so so
Speaker 1: she shows up. I liked her so much more this time.
Speaker 1: She's fun and her energy was great. She needs to
Speaker 1: remove the you know, the earring from the nose is
Speaker 1: you can like, I thought she was fantastic. I think
Speaker 1: she's super hot. She had a really great personality. And still,
Speaker 1: please get that out of your nose. Nobody, Michelle Obama
Speaker 1: couldn't pull that off. Nobody. No, it's it's the young
Speaker 1: the young kids are doing these days. Get it, get
Speaker 1: it out o pears. Okay, don't get a nose ring
Speaker 1: like that, Like, if you gotta do it, do it
Speaker 1: on the side like the nineties. And another thing, don't
Speaker 1: inject your lips. I'm sorry, I know it's a thing
Speaker 1: now it's so obvious that you've injected your lips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And don't put the barbell on your lips either, don't
Speaker 1: do the barbell or the top or don't get the
Speaker 1: ear holes that wide in and the gauges and then
Speaker 1: they're stretched out at some point you might not want them.
Speaker 1: I wish that's what my mom wished on the twins.
Speaker 1: Not only they're gonna be sixty, but they had gauges Stumbo.
Speaker 1: So then so then she shows up, she takes Diggie,
Speaker 1: they go out. It's funny, like they're not showing the
Speaker 1: whole date. It's like we saw them French kissing during
Speaker 1: the day, never to be seen again. Like it is that?
Speaker 1: Is that like a pattern in b I P or
Speaker 1: do we usually get more? You feel like we got
Speaker 1: longer dates. I feel like we got more. I feel
Speaker 1: like they've also have gotten cheaper with the dates, Like
Speaker 1: I felt like the dates and there was a green screen.
Speaker 1: It felt like literally they did not leave paradise, Like
Speaker 1: they just went to the left and put down a tablecloth.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, are you still? Where are you?
Speaker 1: And like a green screen cafeteria right outside they were.
Speaker 1: They were like downtown Sylita at like a taco stand.
Speaker 1: They're all at like local taco stage on the past
Speaker 1: tacoco the one one of the girls are drinking. To
Speaker 1: start with Jasmine drinking the Starbucks. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess in her interviewed her Starbucks. Yeah, right, And
Speaker 1: I was like what I thought the same thing. I
Speaker 1: was like Jasmine. The way Jasmine was acting, I was like,
Speaker 1: when she says all things are on the table, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: it is Jasmine. That would have been a cool Jasmine
Speaker 1: was unattached. She would have been because a wild calf.
Speaker 1: Dudes are such world. They casted the some of the
Speaker 1: worst guys the twins were right. When they're they're like
Speaker 1: the twins were twins are smarter than when they twins
Speaker 1: showed up and they said, we're Mr Steel your man, woman,
Speaker 1: Mr Steel your men. That's how they arrived. And then
Speaker 1: so then she's like, so wait, all that's left is
Speaker 1: tickle and she said a bunch of weirdos serial killer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's and then and then Amanda pulls them aside,
Speaker 1: the twins aside, and she fills them immediately in on
Speaker 1: scalop fingers, like such a mean girl, such a scalp fingers.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, as a scallop, isn't a is
Speaker 1: that bratzels? I think it's brown? Actual? Did you just
Speaker 1: make that fingerin? Then you could start with a Santa
Speaker 1: Claus play rights. But I don't like her. Of course
Speaker 1: Amanda is bff with the twins. That those those three
Speaker 1: literally someone could sneeze and they could be blown off
Speaker 1: the earth. They have literally no substance, no, like, I
Speaker 1: I'd rather be a twin. How could the twins be
Speaker 1: hot blonde twins and have no sex appeal? Like? How
Speaker 1: did I know that is Jackson Pard? And they don't
Speaker 1: have no want? Maybe they're better looking in person, but
Speaker 1: they do not. But no one has actively person twins
Speaker 1: like nobody, I think as they're creepy twins. They like
Speaker 1: they're not sexy. They oh my god, they're I could
Speaker 1: see him in a horror movie. Yeah, just like one
Speaker 1: of them was talking about how the other one's vagina
Speaker 1: is better like and they were definitive about it. They
Speaker 1: were like, Haley has a better vagina like you. They're
Speaker 1: in the category of creepy twins, which people are. I
Speaker 1: don't know what any of my friends vaginas look like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what my own. I have a twin,
Speaker 1: I do not know what her lower trunk looks like
Speaker 1: because I'm a normal person, like up like I mean,
Speaker 1: and it's also a vagina. There's a difference between. There's
Speaker 1: a difference between like somebody's like pubic area, but like
Speaker 1: actually knowing what the vagina like, how do you? How
Speaker 1: do you know that? Some they probably call the outer area.
Speaker 1: But remember they were like up in their business list year,
Speaker 1: like applying the tanner with those little wipes. They were
Speaker 1: like one of those like up like tanning her couch
Speaker 1: like with like did it make you wish that you
Speaker 1: and your twin closer? Do you feel less close? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you call Megan and say I turned to the
Speaker 1: left and I said, thank god we're not them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was wonderful. No, it was just and then
Speaker 1: you guys. I actually was at the Dodger game. She
Speaker 1: was hanging out with a boyfriend. I came home and
Speaker 1: I said, what's the what's the recap? And she said
Speaker 1: watch it. She goes, it's all right. Then the twins
Speaker 1: come in and it's just a train wreck after that.
Speaker 1: Those are her twin words. Now, you and Aristotle were
Speaker 1: discussing I'm sort of obsessed with twins, and we were
Speaker 1: discussing that your twin is your best friend. We are
Speaker 1: not going to name names, but Stottle has a story
Speaker 1: that he knows twins. Are they identical? Are they identical?
Speaker 1: He knows twins that hate each other? Come we here
Speaker 1: a little bit each other. How do you know that
Speaker 1: they hate each other? Are you friends with one or both?
Speaker 1: I'm kind of friends with both, but more so with
Speaker 1: one of them. And how do you know that they
Speaker 1: hate each other? They don't like hanging out, they like
Speaker 1: I feel like they wouldn't They would say it and
Speaker 1: they're identical. They're identical identical, and in my mind I
Speaker 1: know he doesn't. But the other one has like an
Speaker 1: evil twin scar over his eye. That's how I see
Speaker 1: his face in my mind all the time. And is
Speaker 1: what and are they super competitive with each other? Are
Speaker 1: they so resentful that their clone exists and they want
Speaker 1: to crush the other one? I don't know, Like I
Speaker 1: imagine they're fine at Thanksgiving, but otherwise they don't see
Speaker 1: or talk to you. Thanksgiving, you guys just coming up.
Speaker 1: I love this time of year together. I hate the heat,
Speaker 1: but I love from Halloween until the Greatest New Year.
Speaker 1: I don't get the I get that a little bit
Speaker 1: more identical twins, maybe not. Maybe they want their own
Speaker 1: you know what I mean looking at someone that looks
Speaker 1: exactly like you, so I could I could get a
Speaker 1: little non you. You You don't have to be like best friend,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, but I can't imagine
Speaker 1: not being close with my twin like that, just like
Speaker 1: literally blows my mind. Now. We have a running joke that,
Speaker 1: of course, you know, being in our porn uh, that
Speaker 1: we lived together, h you know, just as as we
Speaker 1: planned it. It's kind of like, oh, my god, I
Speaker 1: can't believe this is happening. It's just temporary. Every everything's fine,
Speaker 1: but I can't imagine, not Like if I don't hear
Speaker 1: from her during the day, I'm like, well, what's going on.
Speaker 1: There's some super creepy twins. There's some super creepy twins
Speaker 1: on Project Runway this season are awful. They're really talented,
Speaker 1: but they're they're so in mesh. But there's competing as individuals.
Speaker 1: They normally design as like a design team, and they
Speaker 1: are so weird and like now that they've been pulled apart,
Speaker 1: like they're all they don't know what to do. Their
Speaker 1: fabrics can join and their fabritter can joined, and they
Speaker 1: speak like this, they go indeed, indeed, indeed, and they
Speaker 1: have the nose rays. Do you have siblings? I have
Speaker 1: two older brothers them. Yeah, I mean, but I think
Speaker 1: it's different with sisters, though I feel like sisters oftentimes,
Speaker 1: like I don't know that it's a little closer. I
Speaker 1: think sisters hate each other a lot. Really, I love
Speaker 1: their sisters. I have a lot of friends who are
Speaker 1: have like a brother and two sisters, and they're like
Speaker 1: sisters are vicious to each Like I have a brother,
Speaker 1: My bro and I are tired Aleric one eye, genius,
Speaker 1: huge head, and I mean he has another eye. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't work, and um, it's on his elbow. It's
Speaker 1: on his elbow. But but I have friends who have sisters. No,
Speaker 1: you not a Anna? You know that? Do you have
Speaker 1: a sister? Yeah, she's eight years older than me. And
Speaker 1: for the first couple of years of my life she
Speaker 1: was vicious and I'm still not over it. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's just because she was eight when I was born.
Speaker 1: So to her it was like there was two other
Speaker 1: boys than I was the other girl who was getting
Speaker 1: the tension. Because so for like the first fifteen years
Speaker 1: of my life she hated me, and then one day
Speaker 1: she decided that she wanted to be my mother as well,
Speaker 1: and so never interesting. I mean, do you remember when
Speaker 1: I was in and she wouldn't let me watch Bachelor
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have a lifestyle, not a life.
Speaker 1: I'm a lifestyle. I want a lifet a lifestyle. Lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Evil sister? Do you have? Are you the baby? Are
Speaker 1: you the baby? I'm the baby? I'm the baby? Are
Speaker 1: you the baby? I did come out last? I do
Speaker 1: have an older sister. And she's wonderful. I always thought
Speaker 1: sisters were two more bond they when they were young.
Speaker 1: But yes, if you think sister be quick. But I
Speaker 1: was sort of like the boys. It was my brothers,
Speaker 1: not like a casual thing like we text like once
Speaker 1: a month, like what help, dude, what's going on? Well
Speaker 1: we're good with that. Everyone's cool and close, and but
Speaker 1: sisters seem like more in each other's business. Are they
Speaker 1: back home? Are they back back home North Carolina? You're
Speaker 1: the best, um okay, So so then the twins, the
Speaker 1: twins go. We got a scallop fingers, we got a
Speaker 1: tickle monster, we got a serial killer and a dany
Speaker 1: babies where like the Allen a misfit toys. That's true,
Speaker 1: It is true. It was true. That was actually an
Speaker 1: honest assessment that some producer roe. Yeah right, you still understand,
Speaker 1: Like I guess I just had a moment that last
Speaker 1: like maybe week or two, maybe week where it just
Speaker 1: ruins the show adding all these people because I think
Speaker 1: it's more interesting to see if these couples are going
Speaker 1: to develop or not and like what's happening between the
Speaker 1: than just adding these just joker wild idiot. I think
Speaker 1: they I think they feel like there aren't any besides
Speaker 1: Derek and Taylor, and nobody wants to. Let's be real,
Speaker 1: they're not. It's not exactly Curly and Evan of last year.
Speaker 1: But take four couples and do something interesting. Make them
Speaker 1: do like you know what those ridiculous dates on The
Speaker 1: Bachelor put them in in like I'd like to see
Speaker 1: Raven and I don't know anything about the relationship, and
Speaker 1: I like I like them both. They both like drugs,
Speaker 1: like they're drugged, and they distinct just looking at everybody,
Speaker 1: we're just like, I mean, we were drugged yesterday. They're
Speaker 1: all lounging around the whole time. Give her activities, make
Speaker 1: them like the relationship that you were back in the day,
Speaker 1: make them do like challenges. Don't remember that. I think
Speaker 1: this is the worst season in Bachelor in Paradise. Well,
Speaker 1: they picked well, they have too many people from the
Speaker 1: last season, Rachel's season. They don't usually have that many guys.
Speaker 1: They should mix it up, put more obstacles, and then
Speaker 1: all sudden they keep adding the worst humans already boring.
Speaker 1: Talking about boring, there's a strong possibility a leg And
Speaker 1: this is from my friend Laurie there's a strong possibility
Speaker 1: that don't say Ben Higgins might be the Bachelor again.
Speaker 1: I can't do a redo. Well we did a read.
Speaker 1: There was a redo. I really hope that's not paint dry.
Speaker 1: I hope that's not I think quite honestly, I think
Speaker 1: they're freaking I think they just want Peter, and I
Speaker 1: think Peter is not giving it up, and so they
Speaker 1: are about they can't go back to Luke. People like
Speaker 1: to then Luke got there is a controversy and like
Speaker 1: he was like playing all these girls. It was like
Speaker 1: this really bad. He turned out to be a total dog.
Speaker 1: People did like, why can't they just start a new
Speaker 1: start us success a man with a job, not a
Speaker 1: social media influencer, you know, and like a like a
Speaker 1: real like an actual successful guy that's not just known
Speaker 1: for being on a reality ship like these guys are.
Speaker 1: Some of these guys aren't prizes. No, no, And we're
Speaker 1: going to watch it either way, so give us something good.
Speaker 1: Ratings are going to go down if we don't know
Speaker 1: the guy. Oh my god, probably what are we gonna
Speaker 1: do if it's Ben Higgins. Honestly, I've never done cocaine?
Speaker 1: Should I start? Yeah? I might have to take up
Speaker 1: fight club, a fight thing. We might have to film
Speaker 1: somewhere where we have like a safe room where we
Speaker 1: can just go break ship in between. So angry at
Speaker 1: his scripture, tattoos on his riads, and he like and
Speaker 1: the Lord made me so boring. He's like, tell everybody Lord,
Speaker 1: and then he would do this, Then he would do this.
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you of you. I know
Speaker 1: it's day one, but I deeply love all thing was.
Speaker 1: I feel like a little kid and I'm around her.
Speaker 1: She makes me feel like I'm a little kid. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't find my penis. I'm just like
Speaker 1: a little kid who loves you. I feel comfortable in sand.
Speaker 1: Don't oh god, I said it. They can't well, they
Speaker 1: can't go back to Chris Sola's Oh my god, cat
Speaker 1: like brushed under the rock, back in a vehicle. Oh
Speaker 1: I guess I can't. Prison edition and they lay in
Speaker 1: the ladies prisons. Do you guys want to play drinking? No,
Speaker 1: he would really be popular in prison. So come over
Speaker 1: here from boy spend time in a Turkish prison, seem
Speaker 1: a grown man naked. Okay, So then the twins say,
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask serial killer jack Stone on this date.
Speaker 1: I never thought i'd be into serial killers. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna roll with it and see how it goes. Dean
Speaker 1: said no to the twins anyway, So basically what I'm
Speaker 1: pulls Dean aside, and she's like, go out with me, No,
Speaker 1: go out with me, No, go out with me. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll see you later. He won't go out with me,
Speaker 1: and she get permission from Dela. Okay, Dila, could I
Speaker 1: go out with Dean? I guess she said, I could
Speaker 1: go out with you that crazy I have Highlighter out
Speaker 1: by Jake Balls. That was the best reenact so literally
Speaker 1: the landing, the landing, Yes, seriously, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: That's what Yeah. And then in the background it was
Speaker 1: all like that is that's her repression of Kristen and everybody.
Speaker 1: And then the then said, so we came to Paradise.
Speaker 1: I wanted Dean, I wanted Derek turns out there dating shallow,
Speaker 1: ugly horrors and we don't want to be a part
Speaker 1: of that because we're not that. And then one mom said,
Speaker 1: I think Delo's hot. If you enjoy talking to with
Speaker 1: the wall or paint dry they and then they left,
Speaker 1: giving everybody the finger. They killed people, shallow, ugly horrors,
Speaker 1: they were not elegant. Then they deserve what your mom
Speaker 1: said about you know what, and when they turned. When
Speaker 1: she puts that curse on a small town real estate agent,
Speaker 1: she pays that you're not going to get a good
Speaker 1: summer rental, like a reverse Benjamin Button. It's just like
Speaker 1: Parrisany you to sixty, Now, you're not gonna get water
Speaker 1: front property from me. Okay, get a book Cliffs Notes
Speaker 1: on aging because you can't read your dumb idiots. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that exact date sex I can't. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then um so then they go out, they give everybody
Speaker 1: the finger. They leave, and Wells starts talking with an
Speaker 1: Australian accent about scalp Fingers. Thoughts he is enjoying doing
Speaker 1: his monologues about scalp fingers every episode, every episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Wells to me is always just funny and refreshing.
Speaker 1: And uh, I think we've the scalpel We've had enough.
Speaker 1: But I did, I do. I do like him, and
Speaker 1: I like those accents. He did a good accent, he
Speaker 1: did just he's really entertaining. He yeah, I mean, he
Speaker 1: just again if what if? What if b I P
Speaker 1: was like seven Wells, Well, it's just the people are
Speaker 1: just Heidi Flice's brother, who created the show, Mike Fly, said,
Speaker 1: Wells will not be the new he would be a
Speaker 1: great Batch. Well maybe well doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I think he would. Yeah, he re certainly retweets when
Speaker 1: people say well and stuff deprecating. It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to say I would, but retweet. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: outside the Mansion, Puppets, I'm ready to go. My friend
Speaker 1: Laura and I drove to the mansion went. It's right
Speaker 1: on the road, like it's literally there's no area. It's
Speaker 1: up way the fuck way, like north of Calabasa. It's
Speaker 1: way the fun you know. Do you know where? Do
Speaker 1: you know where the Paramount Ranches where they do like
Speaker 1: Westerns and stuff like Canaan Roads over that way on
Speaker 1: Canaan Road. It's right on Canaan really on your way
Speaker 1: to Malibu or the other way. So if you're if
Speaker 1: you're driving from the valley to Malibu, it's like closer
Speaker 1: to the valley and it's on the north side of
Speaker 1: the street. But it's really like I was just over
Speaker 1: that way it's pretty far away look out and it's
Speaker 1: fin there's a fan coming by. The girl just got
Speaker 1: off the ranch dingdom. I hope they pay that family
Speaker 1: a lot of money because that would be so annoying.
Speaker 1: They move out three times a year and then they
Speaker 1: and then they and they put ten boys and girls
Speaker 1: like they shoved ten or twelve to a room. They
Speaker 1: have like six bunk beds per bedroom. They need to
Speaker 1: burn that house down and rebuild, because that is just
Speaker 1: staying and regret. Ladies, if you going through IBF out there,
Speaker 1: you could just walk in and get pregnant by a
Speaker 1: bodybuilder and maybe just slip and fall just seeing the
Speaker 1: house and gett Yeah, we all just got pregnant. I
Speaker 1: I could just walk in and get pregnant. I could
Speaker 1: throw a banana peel down on the floor, slip on
Speaker 1: it and get pregnant. And then it could be anybody's.
Speaker 1: I hope it's Chris Harrison. God, it can only so
Speaker 1: then well it's talks with the Australian Taylor and Derek, Okay,
Speaker 1: so then they confess that they're falling in love. It
Speaker 1: was like watching too like Texas Instruments seven Calculated trying
Speaker 1: to get sea, I feel that I am possibly having
Speaker 1: like it wasn't even like well programmed. It's like early being,
Speaker 1: like like a pung video, she said. It makes me
Speaker 1: want to lean in. I feel that I am having
Speaker 1: feelings funny. I also return return your return. I know
Speaker 1: it's like therapy words. Your suggar word is making my
Speaker 1: titties feel any and you can tell he's trying to
Speaker 1: like He's like I feel when you say when you
Speaker 1: say I feel that I am falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: I also feel that when you say I'm falling in
Speaker 1: love with you, it makes me feel funny. On I'll
Speaker 1: point to the area on the doll where my my
Speaker 1: private is feel funny. I feel like I verbally stepped
Speaker 1: over a boundary, but I'm okay with it because it
Speaker 1: comes with feelings. The most born couple. And if we
Speaker 1: get to go into the fantasy suitets, you will be
Speaker 1: penetrated three times with permission, and then I will come
Speaker 1: out and respectfully you my rose right after I take
Speaker 1: my comb and comb my hair. God, have you ever
Speaker 1: seen an episode of the show You're doing something right?
Speaker 1: You're doing it was amazing that one episode when he
Speaker 1: just went fuck you feels like his real self came
Speaker 1: out for a minute. I know, but don't you think
Speaker 1: he's like a pot and she's the lid and she's like, now, yaw,
Speaker 1: the Diligen's like I mean, because she knows she's annoying.
Speaker 1: And I do feel like like I'm not a real
Speaker 1: fuck you kind of a gal, but I feel like
Speaker 1: if I hung out with her so so I'm taking
Speaker 1: the entire moment because I was like, she handled herself correctly.
Speaker 1: There's no excuse for you. But after you get post
Speaker 1: so any times like it's gonna be like wedding vows
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be like, do you take this month yourself? Like, Darren,
Speaker 1: do you have anything on your mind that you want
Speaker 1: to get out? Sucking her face? I feel the best
Speaker 1: of the immediately buttoned it up again. I am sorry.
Speaker 1: I said that. I didn't mean that clearly not. I
Speaker 1: did not take your feelings into any consideration. I guess
Speaker 1: if I'm exploring the inwards, I would say she handled
Speaker 1: exactly like you thought she would. I'm gonna need two
Speaker 1: days to press this in like a hot like a
Speaker 1: high cut, like a thigh high white string, white like
Speaker 1: eighties cut Linda Evangelista one piece of white meetings. Talk
Speaker 1: to me in two days when you start for me
Speaker 1: to go fuck myself during our wedding vouse, I just
Speaker 1: I need that space. We regroup in twenty five minutes
Speaker 1: and you get your shut your color, you get use
Speaker 1: wedding sort on, but sort off, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening. I'll up in twenty guys, I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: your balls to open a jar high on the high
Speaker 1: shelf in a time out. Your balls are getting a
Speaker 1: time out, and they're gonna think about how they make
Speaker 1: me feel when they say fuck. He just stares at
Speaker 1: her in silence, and then it's like, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: had the original thought. It's probably not right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sit on it. I'm gonna shove him a ball sack,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna say something that you would enjoy conclusion.
Speaker 1: See you to day. I actually feel like, no, maybe
Speaker 1: they have it at sex, like maybe, like I almost
Speaker 1: feel like maybe they have it, which is him coming
Speaker 1: up like I gotta get at it. I just gotta
Speaker 1: get at it before Yeah, unless she's been turning them
Speaker 1: down because he goes you want to go up stairs
Speaker 1: with me and make me tired before bed. And she's like,
Speaker 1: She's like, verbally, you want to talk to each other
Speaker 1: for a couple of hours, wear you down into complacency.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, great couple. Great couple. And then they're
Speaker 1: gonna make it. I feel well that was happening. Well,
Speaker 1: those two calculators were talking, I have a love. The
Speaker 1: twins were going, we are going to go on a
Speaker 1: date with each other. Oh, this is before they left.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go on a date with each other and
Speaker 1: have a really good time, and we're gonna bring these
Speaker 1: two douche bags with us. And then Tickle walks up
Speaker 1: and says, which one of you is mine? And then
Speaker 1: she said, if you tickle me, I'm gonna drop you
Speaker 1: on the ground. And then and then Tickles shirt, he
Speaker 1: was wearing a T shirt, had a pocket of the
Speaker 1: sunset on his pocket. And then jack Stone is like,
Speaker 1: I am I want to stay with the virgin. And
Speaker 1: then she was like, do you really think that I
Speaker 1: wanted to go out with a serial killer? And that's
Speaker 1: when she left. She gave everybody the finger and she goes,
Speaker 1: fuck you, jack Stone, and she they take scallops and
Speaker 1: they start throwing scalops down below and says screw you,
Speaker 1: scalop fingers and um and then and then they say
Speaker 1: somebody said they're gonna go have to watch Frozen and
Speaker 1: they're gonna play with fidget spinners. That to me was
Speaker 1: really far me. I can't remember because I burst out laughing.
Speaker 1: It was so good. I questioned all my life choices
Speaker 1: while were throwing scalops. And then when he said they
Speaker 1: have to go watch Frozen, I thought I can continue
Speaker 1: watching this. Well, I actually I'm not a vegetarian, but
Speaker 1: I was like, that's twelve animals that lost their lives.
Speaker 1: Those scalops were twelve live scalops and they just to
Speaker 1: get used to not be eaten. Even do you get
Speaker 1: thrown by twins down screaming fuck you scalop fingers, and
Speaker 1: those were twelve. I'm reading a major vega now that
Speaker 1: I now that just like Taylor, you guys, I'm the worst.
Speaker 1: I hate myself some carrots. I mean to give myself
Speaker 1: a time out. I'm reading movies. Books. Can't kill carrots,
Speaker 1: can you. So then they said we need to have
Speaker 1: sex three times if there's a fantasy. He right, sweet,
Speaker 1: and then she says at least three times times and
Speaker 1: then we can get engaged and that you're eating the
Speaker 1: kid that Carrott died for you. And then Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: comes and he says, this is the last day in Paradise.
Speaker 1: It was like, did they just run out of money?
Speaker 1: Their budget got slug? I think after the Twins through Scallops,
Speaker 1: everyone's like the show an dumber. Let's call maybe because
Speaker 1: they wasted two weeks on the In the contrary, they did,
Speaker 1: they did? They lost? They did? They did lose two weeks,
Speaker 1: so maybe they lost it on the back end. Also,
Speaker 1: did you see the camera drop at one point in time?
Speaker 1: Because I was sleeping, That's why they did. I did
Speaker 1: see that. I'm kidding. Didn't happen. Everyone was so bored
Speaker 1: while they're shooting. There wasn't a weird shot somewhere. There
Speaker 1: was like a weird Maybe I'm just losing my mind
Speaker 1: and I'm hot. Here's what I want to say the
Speaker 1: end of Paradise. I'll pick someone want to talk about
Speaker 1: Dilo for one second and stick at Delos like like
Speaker 1: I feel like all she knows how to do is
Speaker 1: act like you're about that me and like we have
Speaker 1: a secret, like Yeah, it's going to be really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about that we have. I'm really excited
Speaker 1: to see where we're going, Like the really be more dynamic.
Speaker 1: She's not dynamic. You said, I think she dealo is
Speaker 1: really smart. You said that I did because she looks
Speaker 1: smart to me. She looks she looks like she's put
Speaker 1: she's put together and she's smart and she's bringing the
Speaker 1: lot to the table and then she can't find the
Speaker 1: table unless they're just like not showing that side of
Speaker 1: her overall? Do you think she buried that side? I mean,
Speaker 1: I was glad to finally see Christina just said the
Speaker 1: same conversation over and every time she's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to put up with this, but then and then
Speaker 1: and then she kisses every time. Are better than this? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll hug you. And what she make out with her
Speaker 1: at a certain point it was on her because he
Speaker 1: can't break up with her and she wouldn't leave or
Speaker 1: listen to it. Also, like listen, I can't imagine what
Speaker 1: her upbringing was like. But you can't. You can't drop
Speaker 1: orphanage twice when you're on b I p like you,
Speaker 1: just like she just like you. Can't come. That story
Speaker 1: was so like, oh my god, so overwhelming. We've been
Speaker 1: all on team Christina for so I think she she's
Speaker 1: like a really I think she's very super datable. But
Speaker 1: but then she was just like, I'd rather be an
Speaker 1: orphanage than pairs, you know, and you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: would you eat it the orphanage Christina? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: not a lot of options. Lipstick, a grass and a
Speaker 1: little bag of paprika and a leather belt, and then
Speaker 1: of course you chew on belt and then you they
Speaker 1: being the baby you give him after trying, but never
Speaker 1: gone to her hometowns. I found out. I found out
Speaker 1: it was because he sub let out his apartment and
Speaker 1: so he didn't have any word. He thought he'd be
Speaker 1: gone for the month, so he didn't have any where
Speaker 1: to go. Think about it, a lot of people have
Speaker 1: any nobody gets paid to be a bachelor. So like
Speaker 1: we saw her his dad, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not like he's played somewhere to go,
Speaker 1: and he was just like, oh, okay, that's our forty five,
Speaker 1: that's like his father. So he had so he's okay,
Speaker 1: well that makes more sense because I was just like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of on him to go to her hometown,
Speaker 1: even her family and everything. I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: know how much. And then they then then they went
Speaker 1: on a road trip to Chicago. I know Alex saw
Speaker 1: them in Chicago. I don't know what kind of scoop
Speaker 1: you got. I didn't know anything about. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: that part from him. You see, you seem to really like, uh,
Speaker 1: hanging out with the Dean him, liked him, I loved him.
Speaker 1: My friend Lorie, who is married to a woman is
Speaker 1: literally was so confused talking to she came really like,
Speaker 1: she was like, I love he was just so charming.
Speaker 1: She I mean, he's a real swean. Did you love Dean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a sweetness, a real sweet Christmas. And he looks
Speaker 1: really when he talks, so beautiful. He said to me,
Speaker 1: he goes, God, your your voice is so annoying. But
Speaker 1: because I talked him on the phone, he goes, your
Speaker 1: voice is so annoying, but in person, you're really pretty.
Speaker 1: I think he was rolling on Molly, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just like he was rolling on the phone. And then
Speaker 1: to the lady who was like, so the lady who
Speaker 1: helped me book, but that I was like, but I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, and like the woman who
Speaker 1: who like to help with the like who helped me
Speaker 1: book it, and who like basically booked the festival. She
Speaker 1: said that, you know, she's a girl, own, woman in
Speaker 1: her forties who's got babies. And he said to her,
Speaker 1: she was trying to get the W nine like a signature,
Speaker 1: and he goes, what even is a signature? And then
Speaker 1: he looked during the eyes and goes, God, you're so pretty,
Speaker 1: and all of us are like, is this happening? We
Speaker 1: all loved Dean. Everyone's panties just dropped. Everyone felt I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say mine dropped, but they were confused. It was confused.
Speaker 1: We all were like, I wonder what effects you'd have
Speaker 1: on me. You would love him, you would literally have
Speaker 1: He would make you feel confused, he would make he
Speaker 1: made me feel so pretty, And like, did you did
Speaker 1: you feel a little confused with Dean? He's yeah, he's
Speaker 1: charming because he looks here in the eye and he
Speaker 1: really talks to you. I was actually more confused by Alex.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like you're kind of precious. I
Speaker 1: didn't really feel like a huge I didn't spend a
Speaker 1: lot of time. We didn't have him sit on you,
Speaker 1: but I literally was like, I am so confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's super hot, so hot you can't
Speaker 1: even it's literally, let me say, you don't even know
Speaker 1: you that's where fucking hot. He doesn't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to bang him, but I really want to get and
Speaker 1: on his face. He's handsome. He just has terrible tasting cloth,
Speaker 1: terrible tastes, the best tasting clothes. Look at him. I
Speaker 1: love his tasting clue. Look at his super Mario brothers.
Speaker 1: I love everything about it. He's very so he's so
Speaker 1: much man. Would I mean, he's really handsome. It seems
Speaker 1: I got a very successful We had a very straight
Speaker 1: Kenny Keny. It worked. We did it. We did this straight.
Speaker 1: It was actually not outside of Bachelor. You guys, I
Speaker 1: like dicks. You guys the Bachelor, you can also grow
Speaker 1: to love the dicks as well. Come with me, sweet,
Speaker 1: That was with the Bachelor, bacheloright contestants. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: guys out, I'm straight, interesting, interesting. He dressed like the falcon.
Speaker 1: He did it like Robbie for us. Oh LORI also said,
Speaker 1: side note because she gets in deep and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: want to host your hosses. We're going to wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Laurie also said that, um, because she reads all the
Speaker 1: realities to you stuff, but I don't let her tell
Speaker 1: me the spoiler is. But here's one that nobody will
Speaker 1: care about. Apparently, what the Twins said at the preview
Speaker 1: for the upcoming show that Robbie, they are you still together?
Speaker 1: To Robbie in a man, They're like, uh huh, and
Speaker 1: then they were so then the Twins were like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: you haven't been cheating on her? What about the photos
Speaker 1: about a Laurie said, those are all accurate and there's
Speaker 1: all these He's been totally cheating on her, but they've
Speaker 1: been together, so they could be like make it to
Speaker 1: the end for like influencer status right right, corporate couple.
Speaker 1: I was wondering because he's friends with Josh, so I
Speaker 1: didn't know he is friends with Josh before before the show.
Speaker 1: I don't know about Josh Murray, the one that she
Speaker 1: was with, he's the word. They were like, bros are
Speaker 1: in a ton of pictures together other for this, I
Speaker 1: don't know what now, what do you think it's gonna
Speaker 1: Did anybody also pause it? At the end and try
Speaker 1: to get see whose head popped out when they were
Speaker 1: when Chris Harrison was like, this is gonna be this
Speaker 1: is the greatest news or this is the only happy
Speaker 1: news in the preview for next week. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be Taylor, And it was. And it's the only
Speaker 1: one they're They're the only ones that are like a
Speaker 1: real everybody else is a big old dud. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I am going and then
Speaker 1: they're gonna announce the bachelors soon. It seems like they're
Speaker 1: teeing it up. Oh my god. I honestly think they
Speaker 1: don't have the person yet, but they keep teeing it up.
Speaker 1: You before we go, Fortune, Is there anything any shows
Speaker 1: you how that you want to Yeah? I have some
Speaker 1: shows coming up Asheville, North Carolina, ya province town for
Speaker 1: the Women's Week. Come on, Aaron, do you have any shows? Girl?
Speaker 1: I am finally tomorrow morning putting up all the shows
Speaker 1: that Aaron k Foley because I am in town for
Speaker 1: six weeks and I have a ton of l A shows.
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of l A shows in September
Speaker 1: and then I will be doing Hyena's Dallas in December
Speaker 1: sometime and um, and then I'll be in filming in
Speaker 1: Atlanta and Anna, you've got your podcast ethnically ambiguous. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna read a couple of emails
Speaker 1: and then, UM, I'm gonna read a couple of emails,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do the Twitter of the weekend. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna set you guys free. We had a another bachelor
Speaker 1: pet adopted our podcast. That's awesome. Okay, ready our shut
Speaker 1: your pats were doing the Lord's work. This is from
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Wren Arden. This is my sweet girl, Peach. My
Speaker 1: husband and I adopted her from La Mancha Edible Rescue
Speaker 1: and you Neville, Pennsylvania on August nineteen, and she has
Speaker 1: such a light in our lives. They said. She and
Speaker 1: her litter mates were originally dropped off unwanted at a
Speaker 1: high kill shelter, so we're in the self before being
Speaker 1: picked up by the rescue. I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: thank you all so much for what you do promoting
Speaker 1: animal welfare at adoption. Your podcast helps me get through
Speaker 1: the work day at my office, and I often find
Speaker 1: myself trying to muffle my laughter so I don't disturb
Speaker 1: my cubical neighbors. Um, so here's a photo. Look at Peach, Oh,
Speaker 1: look at has six pounds And this is Peach with
Speaker 1: her girl. I don't know, but this is Peach with
Speaker 1: the siblings. Like we're gonna put it on and you
Speaker 1: will get a terrible This is the last know, this
Speaker 1: is the last week where I'm going to be doing
Speaker 1: portraits because there's no time consuming. So there you go.
Speaker 1: I paint pictures. I paint. If you're adoptive, it's got
Speaker 1: to be a new adoption and not year old shelter
Speaker 1: pat because I don't have that kind of time. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, here's two more. I'll do two more emails.
Speaker 1: This at random, let's see, okay from this is from
Speaker 1: Lynn Shure small birthday request are Aaron, Rob, Katie and
Speaker 1: and all the finger blasting friends. And I have been
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast since Nick season and was hooked immediately.
Speaker 1: I'm now the crazy lady and New Jersey transit on
Speaker 1: Wednesday or now at the I P Thursday mornings with
Speaker 1: her head pressed to the window, hoping no one notices
Speaker 1: the stifled, hysterical laughing and honestly with how oddly bland
Speaker 1: and weird, Nick Rachel's and this season of Bachelor Paradis
Speaker 1: have been Your podcast has been a breath of fresh
Speaker 1: air and what has made these season's worth watching. I
Speaker 1: was introduced to your show by my dearest best friend Mark,
Speaker 1: who lives very far away and insisted we listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast in addition to watching The Bachelor. It is
Speaker 1: his birthday this coming Sunday, September ten, and it would
Speaker 1: be an absolute delight. I mean the world if you
Speaker 1: guys would give about birthdays, shout out. This is to Mark.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, jelthday. Fuck yeah, birth your bone. That was
Speaker 1: really triggering when you said that. One. Sorry over the boundary,
Speaker 1: all right here, so I'll just read one more. There
Speaker 1: was and there were so many great emails to at
Speaker 1: Rose podcast at gmail dot com and will reply to
Speaker 1: all of you. Here's our one final email, Animal Rescue.
Speaker 1: Hello Rose Podcast and Sexy guests. Men. I'm talking to you,
Speaker 1: Ralph Garment. Thank you for bringing the subject of rescues
Speaker 1: to the forefront of discussion. As you may know, the
Speaker 1: biggest wildfire hit Los Angeles, counting nearly missing my house
Speaker 1: this past weekend, and I was personally volunteering with all
Speaker 1: the animals that were evacuated. There were two shelters and
Speaker 1: rescues that were evacuated during this fire, and these pups
Speaker 1: were so distressed and yet so happy to have someone
Speaker 1: take them on a walk and clean their kennels. Please
Speaker 1: give a shout out to all those that donated their
Speaker 1: time supplied to these babies, and please keep adopting. Thank
Speaker 1: you for being the light of my Bachelor Nation life.
Speaker 1: I love you all, even you Deny Baby after Paradise,
Speaker 1: Danny Lang like, So this is from Kadide. So this
Speaker 1: here is our second to last shelter pet for our
Speaker 1: sixty ninth episode. There from they will be in l
Speaker 1: A and support of the City y l A super Adoption.
Speaker 1: This week, every city shelter along with n k l
Speaker 1: A uh No Kill l A and Best Friends and
Speaker 1: Mission Hills will have adoption discounts and extended hours. Visit
Speaker 1: l A best Friends org for more info. And please
Speaker 1: emphasize that the city shelters are taking part and they're
Speaker 1: overflowing with pets because of the fire. So um, so
Speaker 1: go on our website and um and now here we
Speaker 1: go to the final tweets. Here we go, Here we go,
Speaker 1: do you want to read them? Who? Who wants to
Speaker 1: read them? Do you want to read the tweets? Okay?
Speaker 1: So basically we have five in the running, will nominate
Speaker 1: it down to two and you just go through to
Speaker 1: the right. You need read the name and what the
Speaker 1: tweet is, all right? Megan Corbett at Meg Corps says
Speaker 1: at Arnon Marin, congrats to the Twins for going from
Speaker 1: lovable idiots to psychotic idiots and just on season hashtag
Speaker 1: w y a t r okay uh. Seth Vat says,
Speaker 1: do I read their name and their handles? You can
Speaker 1: eat their handle, but you don't need have to read
Speaker 1: our name. At Bassbone one, when I wake up with
Speaker 1: someone's banana while booming in my face, it probably just
Speaker 1: means I'm short on rent again. Yea comes through. There's
Speaker 1: another one from Seth. Robbie's a fraud. A true kindle
Speaker 1: would have unfaith, would have been unfazed by that nut shot. Yes,
Speaker 1: another from Seth. Christina needs to launch a spinoff of
Speaker 1: the Americans where she hides Dean's body every episode. Hashtag
Speaker 1: Comrade Christine, Oh my god? Sherry c at Who's at
Speaker 1: Tickle but with a why? Apparently Amanda went to the
Speaker 1: if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything school
Speaker 1: of dating. I'm just gonna go. There's only one in
Speaker 1: the running. Can we hear the winner? It's got to
Speaker 1: be the comrade, The comrade. Hashtag comrade Christina can wear
Speaker 1: seat seth at at base Bone one or Bassbone one.
Speaker 1: Who knows Christina needs to launch a spinoff of the
Speaker 1: Americans where she hides Dean's body every episode. Hashtag comrade
Speaker 1: Christine that joy. I love the Americans and I love
Speaker 1: the tweet. Oh my god, I love the Americans. I
Speaker 1: love the tweet. I love you guys, Fortune your time
Speaker 1: for you Aristotle. I want everybody to know that I
Speaker 1: went on a bender last night because I lost all
Speaker 1: my underwear and then once that I had just left
Speaker 1: with my worst underwear ever. I literally lost all my
Speaker 1: n I went on a bend room and bought all
Speaker 1: the underwear online, including yes the follow up from yesterday's episode,
Speaker 1: Box of Brief. What kind? What do I have? I
Speaker 1: don't know? Gap like gap something like that? Here? Anybody,
Speaker 1: anybody before we get out and leave it on the field. Um,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Have the greatest, greatest d of your life. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what we're doing, the Lord's work, you guys,
Speaker 1: we are wait for it, wait for it. Come on,
Speaker 1: press collo you press play on my country. Here we go. Here,
Speaker 1: we got a year, I got, I got the same
Speaker 1: spotted in back of the van. Hello, hellow, I gave
Speaker 1: you a three chests, and then you guess I can't roses,
Speaker 1: ros I can, but your plows a nice you know
Speaker 1: what I like, the taste of a rusty belt in
Speaker 1: the summer, rolls into your world with a rose in
Speaker 1: my vachime. You're dead now, leaving nice dot com.