1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. It's time for your 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: phone tap. And normally if you get a phone call 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: from your bank, it's probably about them wanting you to 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: sign up for some extra service or upgrade your account. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: I'm still a negative balance, Yeah, alert you about a 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: problematic transaction something like that. Usually not good. Yeah, we're good. 11 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: But today it's none of those things. Instead, the bank 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 1: is calling one guy accusing him of one of the 13 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: most heinous acts you could ever do while you're inside 14 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:48,319 Speaker 1: a financial institution, and that's taking too much candy from 15 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: the free candy ball. How dare he basically did, and 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: now he's about to pay the ultimate price. In your 17 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: phone tap, right after this a Hello, Hi, this is 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: Rachel from bank. I'm looking for John. Yes, it's me, 19 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: Hi John. How are you doing today? I'm doing well? 20 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you good? I was just calling 21 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 1: because there is an issue with your transaction. You were 22 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: in last Tuesday. I was did my check not clear 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: or something? Oh no, I'm sorry. All the checks you 24 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: deposited cleared. That's good. Then what's the issue? How I 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: explain this? I mean, at the end of the day, 26 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: I realize you don't work at a bank, but we 27 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: do a lot of checks and balances. We check receipts, 28 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: we check tills, we go over our teller's work, and 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 1: we also check the candy bowls okay. And we noticed 30 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: that that day, in particular, John, the candy bowl was 31 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: lower than normal. What does that have to do with me? Well, 32 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: as you could probably imagine, we have a lot of 33 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: cameras in the bank, and so my supervisor took a look, 34 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: and I think you can probably guess what they found. 35 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: That people take candy throughout the day. Come on, John, 36 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: we both know what happened. I really don't understand what 37 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: you're insinuating right now. I think the correct response would 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: be it was me, I took too much candy. What's 39 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: going on here? I feel like I'm being attacked here. 40 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: Everyone knows. It's like an unwritten rule at the bank. 41 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: When you use our services, you're allowed to take a 42 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: piece of candy. On your way out. But three pieces 43 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: that's excessive. I don't understand. Why would you treat your 44 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: customers this way. They're complimentary candy, they are complimentary, but 45 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: not stock your underground bomb shelter complimentary. Listen, there wasn't 46 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: any sign up that said you can only take a 47 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: certain amount of candy. Now, I really don't appreciate that 48 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: you're speaking to me. It's interesting without a side. Everyone 49 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: else seems to understand the candy rule, okay, and I 50 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: think it's actually extremely rude for you to take handfuls 51 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: of it. Well in order, if you're going to be 52 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: this asinine towards your customers, maybe let's go to another branch. 53 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: You can't go to any other branches. We just close 54 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: your account. I loving in the twilight zone right now. 55 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: Taking candy, Oh my god. I mean we looked at 56 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: the tape. Okay, that wasn't your first offense. And you 57 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: know the saddest part of this whole thing. At the 58 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: end of last week, we were all out of candy 59 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: because of you. Right, you're out of candy because I 60 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: one person took three pieces of candy. You know what, 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: that three pieces of candy made a big difference, because 62 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. A child came in, he 63 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: was four years old with a limp, looking for a 64 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: piece of candy, and you know what I said to him? 65 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: What did you say to the kid with the limp? 66 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't there, I said, Herman, we don't have any 67 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: candy because John took it all. I can't believe you're 68 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: trying to guilt me right now with a child a 69 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: little limp. You are the worst manager I've ever spoken 70 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: in my life. You may be the worst person I've 71 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: ever spoken with John, because you know what that little 72 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: boy did, Herman. He cried, and you did that. You 73 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: made that child's cry, which you're terrible archaic business practices. 74 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: That's what happened, lady. You know what's going to happen 75 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: to that kid. He's gonna grow up. He's not gonna 76 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: be able to get a mortgage, no loan for herman, 77 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: no ladies, and never going back to your bank ever again. 78 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't say that, Well I just did. Then 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: I should probably tell you that this is actually broke 80 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing 81 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you talking about this 82 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: is a prank. It's not real. Your girlfriend set you up. 83 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: I mean, the real part is she says you're always 84 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: taking an embarrassing amount of candy when you're at the bank. Really, 85 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: I don't think you ruined any poor or four year 86 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: old boy with a limps life just saying I knew 87 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: that wasn't real. No, seriously, you need to stop taking 88 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 1: so much candy. I'm going back in there and I'm 89 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: taking me wake up every morning with phone taps on 90 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.