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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for ask the CLO.

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Speaker 1: The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready, sir, Let's go oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my

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Speaker 1: husband and I decided to spice up our sex life

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Speaker 1: after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,

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Speaker 1: we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea

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Speaker 1: to have sex in the backseat of our car in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part

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Speaker 1: was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled

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Speaker 1: on the knocked on the window and it was a

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Speaker 1: parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Do that here.

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Speaker 1: The security guard is my son's friend. What if you

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Speaker 1: recognize me and tells our son, how do we explain this? WHOA?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean it was your husband. Your problem

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Speaker 2: would be if that wasn't your husband, you could always

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Speaker 2: say boy, you know good? Hell, well, we wasn't doing

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Speaker 2: nothing in that damn parking lot. I had dropped a

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Speaker 2: French fry down in the crack of that seat and

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Speaker 2: was trying to get down there there and get that thing.

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Speaker 2: That's all that was damn French fry, and I still well,

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Speaker 2: I found I found French fry from last summer in there.

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Speaker 2: Just say that. You know, he ain't got to worry

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Speaker 2: about you.

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Speaker 1: But she was naked though, Okay, Mama.

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Speaker 3: It was almost well.

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Speaker 2: I got hot, you know, I was trying to find

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Speaker 2: it French fry. He got hot as hell in there

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Speaker 2: because it took me so long to find the damn

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Speaker 2: French fry.

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Speaker 1: So I just took what was daddy doing.

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Speaker 2: Looking? You know how your daddy is.

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Speaker 1: All right? Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina. I'm not

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Speaker 1: using my real name because I would in a world

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Speaker 1: of trouble if my friend finds out I'm messing with

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Speaker 1: his oldest daughter. For the record, she's thirty six and fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm only forty two and my friend is much older

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Speaker 1: than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.

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Speaker 1: I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex

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Speaker 1: is the best because we've known each other for so long.

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Speaker 1: She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I

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Speaker 1: need more time. How do I tell my friend this.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get your ass with this boy. Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: ain't none but just ass whipping on the horizon. That's

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Speaker 2: all that's right in.

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Speaker 1: The future, you know, but they're in love.

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Speaker 2: See see she wants to be honest. Well you know, now, okay,

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Speaker 2: let's let's do a little bit of math. She thirty six.

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Speaker 2: Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him

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Speaker 2: he was father twentyth dad, let's say eighteen. Let's say

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Speaker 2: he's fifty four. You forty two to girl thirty six.

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Speaker 2: He ain't gonna handle it, right, man, He just.

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Speaker 1: Because he doesn't want his friend and the friendship.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, being uh, being honest.

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Speaker 1: You now, I'll come.

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Speaker 2: He keep telling y'all, where is this honesty is the

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Speaker 2: best policy? Where they keep coming from?

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Speaker 4: How many times have I told y'all about that? Why

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Speaker 4: I keep proving this to y'all over and open and

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Speaker 4: open honesty is not the best policy.

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Speaker 2: I am a proponent of this. Don't don't do this.

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Speaker 2: So the CAD is with you to your grade. Yes, huh,

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Speaker 2: what if it.

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Speaker 1: Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.

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Speaker 2: It's all turned into.

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Speaker 1: What a real relationship.

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Speaker 2: That they weren't saying it. He said, just a that's sex.

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Speaker 2: That's all he's said.

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Speaker 1: That is he said he has a real attraction to her,

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Speaker 1: and she wants to tell him.

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Speaker 2: A real attraction.

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Speaker 3: Y'all.

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Speaker 2: Do you know how many real attractions listen to this? Y'all?

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Speaker 2: And all of y'all know this is true. Do you

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Speaker 2: know how many real attractions you got to keep to

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Speaker 2: your damn self?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in. Okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why are you looking like you're disappointed in the team?

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Speaker 2: I don't even I don't know what is this a

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Speaker 2: damn discussion for? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right, your attractions come in the room, you got

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Speaker 3: to leave, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Big Ready in Birmingham, we've moved on. Steve says, I've

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Speaker 1: been driving trucks for ten years and I'm ready for

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Speaker 1: a career change. I am trying to lose weight and

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Speaker 1: stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason I want a

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Speaker 1: lifestyle change is because I met a special lady recently

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Speaker 1: and I want to see her more. She says. She

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Speaker 1: gets lonely when I'm away, so it causes her to

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Speaker 1: date other men. She said, if I'm home, she will

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Speaker 1: be all about me. My kids said, I'm falling for

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Speaker 1: a garden tool, and they told me to get advice.

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Speaker 1: From Uncle Steve to Colo before she breaks my heart?

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Speaker 1: Is she worth my time or not? Clo?

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Speaker 2: Well, sure did he give an age?

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Speaker 1: No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you've been driving trucks. Your name is Big Daddy.

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Speaker 2: You trying to lose weight, Yeah, you're trying to lose

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Speaker 2: weight because you got this girl you like and stop

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Speaker 2: smoking because you got this girl just like and you

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Speaker 2: and when you wereway, she says she misses you and

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Speaker 2: it causes her to date other men. And if you

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Speaker 2: was around all the time, she could be about you.

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Speaker 2: You want to get in a relationship with a person

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Speaker 2: like this, because see this, if you were here, I

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Speaker 2: could be all about you, could be you for right now?

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Speaker 2: You driving off too many times? It could work his

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Speaker 2: way into just hell, where you went to the store.

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Speaker 2: I was sitting here.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to date.

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Speaker 2: She took your ass down to that store and it

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Speaker 2: took forty minutes. Hell, I was just sitting on the

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Speaker 2: porch talking.

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Speaker 1: So I entertained a gentleman.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know. I would lose

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Speaker 2: weight and quit smoking so I could be health to

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Speaker 2: meet the chicken. My dreams. She may not be it, dog,

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Speaker 2: she may not be it all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Celo, good advice. Advice is always.

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Speaker 3: These are things you want to say to your mate

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Speaker 3: that you really can't, but you really can't. Every man

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Speaker 3: in a relationship at one point has wanted to say

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Speaker 3: these things.

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Speaker 1: Watch yourself, Watch yourself.

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Speaker 2: If you got a hang nail on your foot, gonna

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Speaker 2: rub that up against man. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Do Come on, man, how you don't know that scratching everything?

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Speaker 3: I know it's sexy to throw your legs across mind,

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Speaker 3: but let me just tell you something. That stuff When

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Speaker 3: we first met, when we first like hooked up, that

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Speaker 3: leg was a lot lighter. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Right there, right there, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting in trouble.

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Speaker 3: That's I'm just saying. It's not gonna stay that long.

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Speaker 3: That's all. I love you, But that leg is a

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Speaker 3: little bit everything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Fiber, you know what I'm time about.

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Speaker 3: Right that left not as light as the one when

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Speaker 3: we look on enough my me, I'm like about to

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Speaker 3: lose at I'm already diabetic. I need you need their day.

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