Speaker 1: This is Suckers.
Speaker 2: I'm Kilin Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and I'm Jared haven
Speaker 2: An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello everybody, welcome to a holiday edition of sucker Sorry,
Speaker 3: it's only just me and you. It's never Jared too.
Speaker 3: Dard's we need that third alto in here. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: is July fourth.
Speaker 4: It's Deem's favorite holiday.
Speaker 5: It is my favorite holiday.
Speaker 4: What's your plan?
Speaker 5: No pressure to.
Speaker 3: Get together with family, if you're if you're abandoned as
Speaker 3: a kid, it's just the best holiday because you can
Speaker 3: just get drunk with your friends and eat hot dogs.
Speaker 5: It's so great. What is our plan?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm playing in a golf tournament July third, so
Speaker 3: we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 5: And July fourth, what do you want to do? You
Speaker 5: want to go up to Aspen?
Speaker 2: I think we'll be an aspin. Yeah, see the parade
Speaker 2: bop around town. It's my favorite place to be.
Speaker 5: I kind of made some lose plans for us for
Speaker 5: that weekend.
Speaker 4: And oh right, we're going to go to a cabin
Speaker 4: hang up by the lake.
Speaker 5: That's right. Oh yeah, I forget I told you about that.
Speaker 2: Will be free and to swim and run around as
Speaker 2: he pleases.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna go up to a friend's cabin.
Speaker 3: Hopefully we've thrown we've workshopped that idea a little bit,
Speaker 3: Bring some some couples up there, play some board games.
Speaker 4: My favorite favorite kind of trip.
Speaker 3: And see what other holiday can you go? And you're
Speaker 3: not gonna do that on Christmas. You're not going to
Speaker 3: do that on Thanksgivings, Okay, but you're not gonna do
Speaker 3: that on Christmas. You're not gonna get together with your
Speaker 3: friends the family that you choose and have fun. You're
Speaker 3: gonna get together with your family and have fun. But
Speaker 3: that's a different kind of fun than your friend fun.
Speaker 3: Because friend fun friend of fun, you can be loose,
Speaker 3: you can you can have a couple extra beers, you
Speaker 3: can be a little bit louder without feeling guilty about it.
Speaker 5: Friend fun is the best kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't get fireworks out here because of fires,
Speaker 2: but we get fireworks. They said they haven't done fireworks
Speaker 2: in a couple of years.
Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I haven't been out here for one.
Speaker 5: An did they have last year? For Fourth of July?
Speaker 5: We were and tell your ride they had remember because
Speaker 5: the fires? That's right, Like I said, I'm aging seven days.
Speaker 1: Every day, your guys, is planned, we'll be down in Virginia.
Speaker 4: Looking at houses.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I don't know what the hell we're going to
Speaker 1: be doing, so we'll be down there and.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's really up to ash.
Speaker 5: You guys will know this, and this is just me
Speaker 5: asking a question. What I imagine.
Speaker 3: The nice thing about Fourth of July on the East
Speaker 3: Coast is you can have fireworks over the ocean and
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about any type of fire or
Speaker 3: anything like that.
Speaker 1: Yep, right over the ocean, like in Providence.
Speaker 3: For instance, there's a lot of water, so I can
Speaker 3: imagine they just like launch them up from a boat
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: No, they launch them up from the from the right
Speaker 1: on the shore and then just launch it right over water.
Speaker 1: And it's very picturesque because there's a reflection and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: The only downside about fireworks, as we all know, is
Speaker 1: that you know the damage that does to the animals
Speaker 1: surrounding it, whether it be birds or dogs. So but
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a hard tradition to get rid of.
Speaker 2: Having not had him for a few years, I don't
Speaker 2: really miss it. And Pappy was like so terrified. ELL's fearless,
Speaker 2: but it is really sad for the animals. People are
Speaker 2: doing a lot of petitions to get rid of fireworks.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, I mean I totally get it.
Speaker 5: I can't. You can't knock it.
Speaker 3: It sucks because it is such a fun thing to watch.
Speaker 3: But yeah, if you I guess if you think about
Speaker 3: the damage it probably causes.
Speaker 4: It's not good just for five seconds of our enjoyment.
Speaker 1: But we still love the Fourth of July. And I
Speaker 1: think that's going to do it for this episode, A
Speaker 1: very short, concise, five minute episode of fourth July, A
Speaker 1: special one, as they.
Speaker 4: Would say, quick little special.
Speaker 5: I think they're going to do fireworks this year.
Speaker 3: I remember as a kid growing up here they did
Speaker 3: fireworks every year, but that was twenty plus years ago,
Speaker 3: so I guess things have changed a little bit.
Speaker 5: It's been a dry summer.
Speaker 4: We'll report back and see. I bet not.
Speaker 3: Man. I just wish they did some fireworks. We could
Speaker 3: do some of our own up at the cabin, and
Speaker 3: that's probably dangerous. We're not going to do that, but
Speaker 3: we might. No, we're not going to.
Speaker 4: We also don't have fire insurance here, so we can't
Speaker 4: do them.
Speaker 5: Here, well, not at our house, but at the cabin.
Speaker 5: We could do it.
Speaker 3: That is going to do it this week's episode of Suckers.
Speaker 3: We hope you guys enjoy your Fourth of July. Hopefully
Speaker 3: guys have fun. Hopefully you guys get to hang out
Speaker 3: with friends or family and you get to eat some
Speaker 3: delicious Fourth of July food and have some delicious Fourth
Speaker 3: of July drinks and just have a good time out there,
Speaker 3: because it's a day we're celebrating America.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how does it?
Speaker 3: Before we go, how does your grandmother feel about Fourth
Speaker 3: of July?
Speaker 4: She likes it?
Speaker 5: Does she?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't like the Thanksgiving, but she likes Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess right, because fourth of July we're celebrating our
Speaker 3: independence from the British colonies and Thanksgiving it was yeah, okay, gotcha?
Speaker 5: Yes, Well in that case, I have a great Fourth
Speaker 5: of July.
Speaker 3: That's gonna do it for this week's episode of Suckers.
Speaker 5: Be sure to see you next week, where maybe we
Speaker 5: suck just a little bit less